what if instead of having cas in my pocket, i wanted to be in his pocket. what then. carry me around like a little bug angel man.
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Imagine if Gabriel stopped him and V1 fighting halfway to give V1 a captcha test and V1 fucking fails it
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Imagine before Whumpee’s capture, Caretaker and Whumpee were in a solid romantic relationship, but after months and years of searching, Caretaker finally gives up. Whumpee’s case is closed and they’re dismissed as dead. At first, Caretaker can’t believe it, praying for some miracle to happen, to finally spawn Whumpee on their front door, but after going to their funeral, spending so long away from them, they finally start to believe it. The love of their life is gone, and they’re not coming back any time soon.
Caretaker doesn’t want to, but soon realises that they have to get over what happened, start a new life, get someone else who will make them happy. So they go to therapy, day after day, month after month, and they soon end up finding another lover, someone they love to death.
What Caretaker doesn’t know, is that all those years, Whumpee was itching to get out, doing everything they could to get back to dear Caretaker. All those years they’d thought Whumpee, the light of their life was dead, they were still (barely) thriving. After so many failed attempts they never ever gave up, the thought of finally getting back to Caretaker kept them going.
Now imagine the absolute heartbreak Whumpee endures once they finally somehow manage to get back to Caretaker, just to find them with someone else. Whumpee’s heart absolutely shatters, but it’s not Caretaker’s fault, they know it’s theirs. How could they be so stupid? Obviously even Caretaker wasn’t going to wait for them all this time, they weren’t just going to throw their life away for someone like Whumpee.
At first Caretaker looks down confused, but then a spark of recognition flashes on their face and they stand there for a minute, frozen in place like they’d just seen a ghost, because in their mind, they technically just have. Caretaker’s eyes meet theirs and Caretaker doesn’t fully know what to do, their mouth slightly agape, should they run to the person that they once loved (and still do love deep inside)? Give them a tight hug and a warm welcome home, smothering them in kisses? Or should they pretend to not recognise Whumpee? Since it’s been ages and they have a completely new life now.
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A/N: this was supposed to be shorter lmao
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Put nearly 10 hours into my first stardew valley play through so far, named a female chicken Logan because i forgot that only female chicken laid eggs and borrowed a name of somebody’s OC for the second chicken because it was the first thing i thought of! My naming skills are brilliant clearly
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sorry to anyone witnessing my insanity
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This has been a bad week for sleep.
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Sorry about August 8th I don’t have any good reasons and I’m not really sorry because it’s the fucking almonds guys. Guys it’s the almonds. I’m back on my bullshit THE ALMONDS. JESUS CHRIST. ALMONDS! ITS A METAPHOR. THE ALMONDS THEY’RE A METAPHOR FOR THE SECOND COMING AND JESUS CHROST ITS A METAPHOR
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