#it’s a good thing I was fucking muted I was L I V I D

[bekahdoesnerdshit]

Cog explaining why she’s Anti-Valentine: He’s manipulative and self-centered and vile!! Every good thing he can get his fingers into he twists for his own purpose, and breaks! He wants to unite the world under one leader, and that would strip so much culture and freedom and autonomy from people!! That’s evil!! He’s evil!

Valentine’s dumb, smug ass: Ah but see........the people I want to put in charge........are you and your friends >:3ccccc

Cog: That doesn’t make it any fucking better you sentient piece of shit! Oh my god!!!!! Did you even listen to what I said!!! I hate you so much!!!!!

Valentine: Come on, be reasonable.........if you saw a dying comrade on the battlefield and you knew there was no chance of saving them.......wouldn’t you do the kind thing and put them out of their misery? That’s what this world needs: to be put down, and rebuilt. It’s the only way to save it.

Cog, who is literally a cleric in all but name: If I saw someone hurt on the battlefield I would use my fucking MAGIC or medical supplies to heal them! What the fuck are you talking about??? This is a bad metaphor for so many reasons I don’t have time to tell you how stupid you are!!! Huff my ass!!!!!

#did she get to say this out loud: no. I wasn’t technically in the scene but OH boy #it’s a good thing I was fucking muted I was L I V I D #valentine: Sunny.........I need you to convince cog.......to kill a lot of people for me >:3 #sunny: HA like that’s gonna fucking happen. she hates your guts #me (muted): I sure FUCKING do!!!!!! #god we are gonna have a TIME next session when sunny tries to explain that her new plan is ‘do what valentine says?’ #in a way that cog doesn’t Immediately reject out of hand. good luck bitch. #sunny: I’m just saying maybe we should consider it? we don’t have a ton of other options right now— #cog rolling up her sleeves and pulling out her wand: he charmed you. I’ll kill him. fucker’s a dead man #cog #wasteland campaign

[dr3amofagame]

do you have any,,,post prison mute dream stuff??? or like, severely quiet, silent and obedient dream shtuff?? and the consequences thereof??? bc im reading your drabbles and i am in literal awe

aww, thank you so much !! yeah selectively mute dream post prison is absolutely a hc i love and write smtimes - it’s already been suggested in canon, and it’s super fun to play w/ in post-canon works. here’s some fluffy syndicate!dream bc gosh knows we need it after the angst that we’ve been getting 

tw: implied torture, panic attacks, trauma - all v short mentions. this one’s definitely on the lighter side! :D

“I didn’t know you knew sign.”

Dream startles, arms flying to cover his face, and the crow he had been signing at squawks angrily when it turns towards Phil. He ignores its chatter, smoothing his own flinch behind a smile, lowering his wings, bringing his hands, palms up, in front of him at his waist - this song and dance has become all too familiar in the weeks that Dream’s resided with the Syndicate, and Phil is nothing if not patient.

Slowly, the boy uncurls from where he’d huddled into himself, arms clasped firmly around his ribs like someone will try and take them from him if he doesn’t hold on tight enough (and maybe, Phil thinks, imagining the messy lattice of scars underneath Dream’s loose-fitting hoodie that he has only seen a few times since they brought him over, someone has - but those are thoughts that are better left untouched for as long as he can manage it.) Dream’s eyes raise, flick over his face, his breathing quieting down from the discordant rattle it had been, and tentatively, ever slowly, he raises his good hand in a loose fist, letting it bob up and down. Yes.

Phil settles into the armchair across from him, raising his own hands. His fingers feel clumsy, but the memories come back with more ease than he would’ve expected - I know a little. Dream’s eyes don’t quite brighten, but his shoulders fall down from where they’d been hunched up to his ears, the hand he keeps tucked to his chest trembling slightly less, and it’s as much as a win as he’s ever going to get.

The silence stretches, familiar in its awkwardness, and Phil stifles a grimace as he forces long-forgotten memories to the surface. Dream’s hands, from what little he had seen from the doorway, had practically flown as he spoke to the crow still sitting by his right side - obviously practiced even with the still-healing injuries tracing over both arms. How did you learn?

We- He hesitates, left hand trembling violently, before pushing on, we all learned with- he signs a C, then lifts his hands to his head in a sign that Phil vaguely remembers as being the one for deer. Dream must see the questions written in his expression, because his cheeks flush as he backtracks. C-A-L-L-A-H-A-N, he finger spells, and Phil nods. That makes sense.

Some of the crows in the house must have noticed Phil’s arrival, because they storm into the room from the doorway, awkwardly hopping across the door with their wings waving by their sides as they eagerly voice their displeasure at the lack of attention. He’s not in the mood to pick out the words between their angry caws, so he simply watches as they scatter all over the room. Something almost like a smile tugs at Dream’s face as he watches them enter - the kid has grown inexplicably fond of both his flock and all of the assorted animals that Techno drags back into the house whenever he goes out, and Phil has long since resigned himself to being outnumbered one hundred to one by a literal army of mobs wherever he goes. Some of the crows had been pretty wary of Dream at the beginning, but after a few weeks more or less the entire flock has become viciously protective of the kid, sufficiently won over by gifts of head scratches and berries and various shiny things. Sure enough, the birds form a dark, squawking circle at Dream’s feet, a few flying up to tug impatiently at his clothes, and despite the (very obvious) favoritism, Phil smiles; the flock is good for Dream, as annoying as they can be.

DADZA, one calls, its lone cry soon echoed by the entire group of fluttering feathers gathered on the floor, DADZA AND DREAM DADZA DADZA. Phil laughs, a familiar warmth and exasperation filling his lungs, and he turns his attention back to Dream.

You up to some more? He tries; it’s a chance, for sure, and he brushes away the creeping anxiety crawling up his neck; he doesn’t want to make Dream panic, hopes that he’s doing the right thing. I could always use the practice.

Quiet, once again, only broken by the murmurs of his birds eagerly awaiting Dream’s answer as the boy rocks side to side in deliberation, and Phil is halfway through working out a frantic you don’t have to if you don’t want to when Dream raises his own hands.

Sure, he signs, a forced smile on his face but eyes still clear and bright, why not?

Somehow, they end up in a bastardized version of twenty questions, surrounded by birds that do not hesitate at any chance to voice their own opinions. They work through favorite colors (green), favorite flowers (roses for Dream, peonies for Phil), favorite mob (Phil answers this with a pointed definitely-not-crows, staring at the flock who have been shouting over themselves naming different colors for about five minutes, which immediately makes them devolve into screaming caws and divebombs at the edges of Phil’s cape that leave him thoroughly occupied for the next ten minutes), and at some point Phil falls further into the cushions of his chair and Dream’s legs lay against the sofa instead of being drawn up to his chest and it’s almost normal.

By the time Techno finds them, they’ve forgone structure all together, Dream watching intently as Phil signs out an embellished tale of one of the Antarctic Empire’s exploits with a crow held gently in his hands. Techno’s voice behind him startles him bad enough to send his wings snapping outwards, feathers standing on end, but Dream doesn’t react much beyond a twitch of his lips - he must’ve seen the piglin hybrid and tag-teamed to prank him, Phil realizes with a half-hearted grumble. Techno’s eyes sparkle mischievously, definitely planned, then.

“Hi Phil, Dream,” Techno shrugs off his cloak and drapes it over the back of Phil’s chair, “Looks like you’ve been busy. Can’t say I’m not feelin’ a bit left out, though; Phil, you never told me you knew sign language.”

“You never asked, mate,” he quips, even as Dream signs animatedly from the corner of his eye. T-E-C-H-N-O-L-O-S-T.

Techno narrows his eyes. “I get the feelin’ that you’re messin’ with me, nerd.” Dream blinks faux innocently, smiling wider, and Phil picks up on the bit. Oh, this is fun.

He can’t understand us, he assures Dream, feeling a wicked smirk of his own growing on his face. So what do you think for dinner?

“Phil- the betrayal!” Techno splutters, voice going high and pitchy, and that reaction alone would’ve made the prank more than worth it - but Dream’s shoulders shake, eyes glittering as his fingers fly almost too fast for Phil to catch, and oh, that’s laughter, tiny, breathless giggles falling from his lips, and Techno must catch it even as he begins to berate the voices in his head, “This is not a bruh moment, Chat, don’t you start-”

Stew? Dream signs, still snickering, and he looks happy, more than Phil has ever seen him, the sight of him smiling and bright-eyed with amusement almost enough to cover for the gaunt quality of his face, the pale scars left all over his skin.

Of course, mate, Phil signs back, throwing in a do you think T-E-C-H-N-O ended up lost in those same woods again for good measure, rewarded when it sends Dream into another round of giggles. Techno grumbles without any real heat behind it, plopping himself down in the remaining chair.

“Ok, nah, no more of this exclusive club; you guys are teachin’ me this tonight before Chat loses it - yes that was an insult, don’t you start it with the E’s,” and Phil laughs, hard, the flock cawing and beginning to spam E on their own, for some reason, and Dream signing through the alphabet with the biggest grin on his face, and-

“Oh, Prime, this is going to so scuffed,” Phil says, breathless, his warning unheeded as Techno finishes his rant at Chat to focus on Dream.

And it is scuffed - it is so fucking scuffed, between Phil’s lackluster memory and Techno’s frequent interrupting to quiet down an extremely rowdy Chat and the incessant calls of the flock further egging them on, but it’s warm and Dream doesn’t stop smiling and Techno looks more relaxed than he has in weeks and the helpless, singing urge of protect protect protect that has lived in Phil’s head ever since Techno had carried Dream, beaten and bloodied and broken, through their front door finally, finally, begins to quiet down.

He tunes back into the impromptu lesson - they’ve finished the alphabet, seemingly having moved onto common words and objects, and Dream- hesitates, raises his hand, all five fingers drawn together, to the corner of his mouth and then pulls it back. Home, he signs, moving to fingerspelling, H-O-M-E. Home.

For a moment, they’re all quiet, Dream’s hand still raised by his face, even the crows falling silent as they all stare at each other. Phil watches, breath caught in his throat, as the planes of Techno’s face soften, the teasing edge of his voice, for once, leaving. “Yeah, nerd. You’re home.”

Home, Dream signs again, then again, looking up, eyes bright, hopeful. Phil thinks, proudly, that it looks like a new beginning. I’m home.

#tw torture #tw trauma #tw panic attack #syndicate!dream #my beloved #queue <3 #q stream aftermath #long post #my writing :D #my asks !!

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

Luba (Mute) NSFW Alphabet

A/N: This came to me very easily, and I’ve been wanting to do this one for a while. Soo, here it is. Enjoy!!

Warnings: BDSM, creampies, a lot of sex lol, roughness

Cheeky Tag List: @misskittysmagicportal, @joz-stankovich, @super-unpredictable98, @the-freckled-luba, @the-novel-on-the-left, @neuroticpuppy, @iamsexytrash, @wasabimia, @bisexualnathanyoung, @imagine-you

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)  I feel like Luba’s extremely caring after a nice fuck, y’know? Being in sex work, he has to make sure he caters to the person’s every need. If it was more rough, he’ll pop out the lotion and rub on the more raw places on someone’s body. If he’s tired, he’ll probably have a couple post-coital cuddles and kisses. Luba also likes candles. I feel like he might order food, and have calm music playing. Very chill.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) I feel like Luba likes his chest a lot for some weird reason. Even when it might be fake, he really likes when people might place their hands on it, or slide them down his chest. Also, lay your head on that chest please, he likes it. Titties or not. On his partner’s, thighs. Small or thick, he really likes them lol. He likes to squeeze someone’s thighs, or gently kiss them. If you’re walking around the house with tight shorts on, or where your thighs are exposed, he’ll be all over them. Also, if he’s going down on you, he likes to be between them, and his head to be squeezed. He also likes slapping your thighs.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) Okay, so Luba’s a very quiet orgasmer (is that a word). Kat and I share a HC that all of Rob’s characters might not say anything, but their breathing will pick up, and it’ll just be hot and heavy for a bit. I also feel like Luba really fucking likes giving people creampies. He also likes getting sucked off to orgasm, so if you swallow, he’s in shock. If you’re covered in it, even better,

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He likes calling other people daddy or mommy. A form of praise. He really like spanking, giving or receiving.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)  Luba is extremely experienced, he has to be for his profession. However, if you want something specific, or only get off from a particular part of stimulation, let him know, He wants to learn about what you like.

F= Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) I feel like Luba likes missionary a lot. He can slowly fuck someone, or have their legs hiked on his shoulders, and absolutely pummel them into the mattress, kitchen counter, whatever it may be that he’s fucking them into. He can also see them and their reactions. and titties lol.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) I have a strong feeling that Luba doesn’t really like to fool around, especially with sex. He’ll tease you, but I don’t think he’ll pop any jokes, but one or two might come out.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He’s clean shaven, but I won’t pass up the opportunity to say that Luba dyed his pubes once. (they were light blue)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Luba’s very romantic, and likes to focus on the emotional aspect of sex. So he’ll be very serious, and be focused on trying to pleasure you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Luba doesn’t really touch himself, unless it’s something like mutual masturbation, or if he’s REALLY horny. And if that happens, it’s typically quite rough masturbation, and he’ll be extremely loud.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Like I mentioned earlier, a hidden daddy/mommy kink. He also likes tits, so pls motorboat him. Also, PLEASE peg him. He wants it. Also, smack that ass all you want.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) He’s not too particular, as he really fucking likes to tease you in public. So, I feel like at home is first, the parlor is second, and anywhere public is next. Especially semi-public. He won’t hesitate to fuck you at a restaurant, or something where people are bound to see you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) He likes when you’re whining at what he’s doing, and when you’re getting impatient. He really likes teasing you. If you bite his neck, or kiss it, or start playing along, oh yeah, he’s hard. Or, if you decide to switch roles and want to top him.  Also, if you’re wearing particularly titty revealing, or if you’re not wearing a bra, and he knows that you’re letting them be.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything too BDSM’y. Like, no blood play, no bodily fluids other than cum, nothing like that. Nothing gross.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Luba loves to fucking give oral. and he’s bomb at it as well. It doesn’t matter whomst he may be sucking or licking, he likes to see and hear how they react. However, I won’t rule out the fact that he likes to get oral too. He’ll have his hand on their head, and just lean back and enjoy them pleasing him. He doesn’t get much of that as an escort. He enjoys being treated, and given something he may want, especially sexually. ALSO, I’M ADDING THIS ON. I feel like Luba REALLY fucking likes getting head. Like, if you deepthroat him, it’s a done deal, he’ll be fucking your mouth. Or if you moan around him, he’s cumming down your throat in a matter of seconds.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) It depends on how he feels. If he’s particularly horny, he’ll fuck you nice and hard, and make sure you can’t feel your legs. If you’re in public, he’ll start slow, but then speed up, simply because he wants to hear you suffer. He’s a good mix though, but most nights, he��ll be really slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Luba really likes quickies, and if your job time differs, y’all might be having more quickies than actual sex. He likes actual sex though, but if you’re in a rush to work, but he’s really horny, he’ll fuck you on the car, or on the kitchen counter while you’re eating. Doing your hair? Doggy style. Simple as that. He’ll also finger you if you’re in a BIG rush.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Luba does tease a lot, and that’s risky, especially if you’re in the verge of an orgasm, and he suddenly takes his fingers out and licks them clean. (slowly)Yeah, you’ll be wanting to fuck him REAL bad. I feel like he will experiment though, he’s open to a lot of things.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Luba lasts VERY LONG. He has to for his job, but with you, he puts extra in. 4, sometimes 5 rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) YES LUBA OWNS TOYS. He also owns quite a lot of them, and likes to use them quite often. Mostly dildos and cock rings, but he does have vibrators, and likes to tease you with them. If you request it, he’ll fuck himself on a dildo as well. Also, a strap for obvious reasons.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) LUBA IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING TEASE OUT HERE AND I STAND BY THAT SHIT. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. Y’all could be in public and he’ll be kissing up your neck, or his fingers’ll be tickling your waist. If it’s getting to the main event, there will be fingers everywhere besides where you’ll most want them. And when you ask him for what you want most, you’ll get a short “What, I don’t think I’m doing anything?”, or a giggle from wherever his mouth may be residing. He likes hearing the desperation in someone’s voice, and hearing them beg. If you start pulling his hair, that’s when the tongue appears, the fingers start moving, all that.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Luba is very fucking loud, thank you very much. I know I said heavy breathing, but my god, get behind him with a strap, he’ll be screaming. If you may be 69′ing, he’ll be really loud, as it does add to the sensation. If you’re sucking him off, yes, he’ll be very loud. Anything high stimulation really gets him going.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) If you come into the parlor, he’ll fuck you after he’s done with a client, or if he’s free. That’s all I’m saying. He also likes external orgasms like squirting, and he WILL drink it. And if it got on your body, he’ll lick it clean.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Luba’s a little average, but I feel like he’s a little on the thick side. Not like you’ll look at his dick and be like “this won’t fit”.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) It’s high, but not rabbit fuckingly so. He likes sex a lot, but doesn’t want it all the time. But, most days a week, y’all are fucking.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) If you two did something physically taxing like 69′ing or another complicated position, he’ll be tired, or if you went for more rounds than usual, he’ll be really sleepy. However, he does wait until you fall asleep to drift off. Every now and then he beats you to it though.

Masterlist

#luba x reader #luba smut #luba (mute) fanfic #robert sheehan character fic

[ranposlittle]

Could you please finish the NSFW alphabet for Dazai? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

Genre: NSFW (Proceed with caution plsss)

A/N: Ohoho~ someone's thirstyyy~ ಠ◡ಠ hehe no shame tho, anon. We're all thirsty here in the BSD fandom and I'm on a mission to quench it. (ㆆ∀ㆆ)ゞ Enjoooy~

A, C, I, L, O already answered here~

˚ * . ⊹ • ꒰꒱ • ⊹. * ˚

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• On his body, Dazai really likes his hair. He takes good care of it and always keeps it nice and soft. With his partner, he loves your face the most. He’ll always be caressing it, kissing it or just admiring it. (See letter “C”, also ;))

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• im not a shipper but- Dazai only get wet dreams once in like ten years and when he did once, he had a wet dream about Odasaku. He woke up feeling so worked up that even if he feels extremely ashamed about it, he just had to touch himself.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• Oh, he definitely knows what he’s doing. Dazai’s pretty well experienced in the arts of sex but that doesn’t mean that he goes around sleeping with just anybody. Usually, his experience came from a partner of some sort.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

• He loves doing 69 with you or he'll make you ride his face no matter how embarrassed you are to do it. He loves doggy too, but the one where your body is flat on the mattress/floor. He gets off with how helpless you look as he ruins you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

• Dazai is a humorous guy, it's true, he'll make light-hearted jokes while you're starting out but when you're in the middle and things are already hot and steamy, his jokes will turn into more of a dirty one too. "Jokes" about how perverted you are and how much he loves making you cry out loud as he pounds into you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

• Dazai is pretty well-groomed. He doesn't make it to a some kind of routine but when it gets pretty unruly down there, he'll get to work. His hair doesn't really get too thick there anyway so it only need a little bit of upkeep every now and then.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

• He doesn't really do it that much and would rather do it with a partner. However, he likes the thought his partner watching him masturbate. He'll even video it and send it to you if you want and he'll dirty talk while doing it, too.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Contrary to Chuuya, Dazai loves seeing you more in ordinary underwear. He loves how juvenile you look and it makes him want to dirty you up even more. He also have a kink towards some kind of exhibitionism/voyeurism, either you watching him or somebody watching you while he fucks you. Although, he really wouldn't go as far as to invite a third party. He just likes the thought. And of course, a some kind of dom/sub dynamic. Whether you call him your "master", "sir" or "daddy", he loves it all the same. I feel like he would really be into pet play and would love you to be his puppy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• The little drops of tears in the corners of your eyes and your wanton cries as he mercilessly pounds into you. The sight of you being fucked out of your mind is enough motivation for him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Golden shower. He'll be up to try any of your kinky suggestions but that. He'll straight up say no and it's not up for negotiation.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

• Dazai goes slow and sensual, it's almost infuriating when he's already worked you up so much. He doesn't really go fast but he go rough and deep. He'll slam into you with so much force that it'll knock out the air out of you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

• Dazai would love to just do it with you properly but if you really beg him to do a quickie (or if you turn him on so much that he just have to do something about it), he'll just perform oral on you. He'll make you wait until you get home before you can get your "reward". It's almost like foreplay.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

• He'll be up to it, yes. Although he doesn't really want to put you into a situation where you'll be humiliated in any way, he'll consider experimenting every now and then. It's not hard to talk Dazai into trying it out in a semi-public place or to use toys on you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

• Probably just around two rounds but that doesn't mean he doesn't have the stamina. It's just that one round with Dazai takes hours because he takes his time with foreplay and getting you off, his pace is also rough but slow so even if you'll just have one round, your experience with him will be no less than exhausting.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He's not very much into toys and doesn't own one but he's thinking of getting a butt plug for his partner if they'll be up to it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

• Oh you know he's nothing but a tease. He loves to do it until you're practically crying and begging him. Even if he's already giving it to you, he'll still be teasing you, sliding his dick out of you in a snail pace before forcefully slamming back into you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

• Dazai is pretty vocal when it comes to praising your every move and whispering dirty things in your ear. His moans are always breathy and almost muted. He grunts when he comes and will time his grunts on every spurt of cum coming out of him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

• He rarely watches porn but when he does, he can only get off with the extreme ones. BDSM, public humiliation, gangbangs, etc. That doesn't mean that he likes to do it on his partner though, it's actually the opposite. For him it's just about the excitement of it, nothing more.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

• Perhaps something like thisss. (Caution: Graphic content! Click at your own risk! - =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• When he is with a partner, his need just never ending. He'll want to do it any given time of the day if his partner would want too. But if he's single, he can go on without it for a long time.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Dazai, despite consuming a lot of his energy, wouldn't really fall asleep right after doing the do. He's the type that feels more awake after an orgasm so he'll give you tons of aftercare.

#bsd dazai #dazai osamu x reader #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #dazai x reader #bsd scenarios #bsd headcanons #bsd hcs #bsd imagines #bungou stray dogs scenarios #bungou stray dogs imagine #bungou stray dogs imagines #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd #dazaimw

[firemama]

theres an extremely specific part of writing or creating fan content over original content that i absolutely adore, and additionally suspect many of the best authors ive ever read share which explains why those amazing writers never venture far inti original content.

i dont have a recognized word to call this particular important part of good fics, but in my head ive always refered to it as "logic building."

in essence, its like as follows:

the original content presents you 8 Hard facts, canons, whatever you want to call it. these are obvious rules everyone knows. like in,,, Naruto, people who use chakra have nature types. or in,,, futurama, mutants are nit welcome on the surface of earth. in adventure time, there was a nuclear war. in undertale, humans have primary soul traits and colors. in rick and morty, there is a ln absolute inifinity of timelines, for every different variable. so on so fourth. Content Makers establish absolutes, rules, finite truths in their world building.

and then theres existing blank spaces, of course, because content creators cannot addres an absolute infinite number of questions, inifinite situations, in the limits of whatever their medium. limited by their air time, page count, or the constraints of entertainment or the medium itself. things will always be unexplored. in adventure time, we know that fins favorite color is blue, but we dont know jake's. in undertale, we know frisk was a red soul, and was Determination, and the souls of the other mentioned humans, but we dont know the absolute extent of possible souls, because the knowledge we see is only derived from the monsters direct experience with the humans they h a v e seen.

even more over, for the longer a story goes, theree will always be plausible inconsistencies. conflicting statments or hinted things that cant fit with the laws established. finn was colorblind, and this is pointed out by Jake, who is a dog; dogs are colorblind, jake would be unable to tell. in pokemon, pikachu learns moves that are not actually learnable for pikachus.

logic building is filling the gaps to explain where canon never could, or supporting the holes the story left by using the storie's own canons and logics. and its my favorite part of fic writing.

finn is red green colorblind, and his favorite color is blue, and that makes sense because blue is outside the red-green range, and it would stand out best in his vision. it makes sense he would never realize he is colorblind, because he was raised with dogs, and his dog family cannot see colors. adventuretime is set in a world that has large traces of the nuclear war, such as toxic radioactive rivers. jake has lived in the toxic land all his life. Jake, birthed from dogs, is already a mutant- capable of shapeshifting at will (due in part to what is a spoiler, so we'll call that "parentage"). i could write a story about adventure time- and one of my favorite things to write would probably be a conversation between the two of them talking about colors. Jake, as a mutant, seeing more colors than anyone in the family, including finn, his colorblind brother. Jake could talk about how hed always realized finn was colorblind in a /different/ way than the rest of the family, because jake could see than finn had always gravitated toward the dark and bright shades of blue, dressed in blue, and so on. Finn could talk about how Jake taught him about colors and their names well after they were babies, because his adopted parents didnt See or Name colors at all, and how jake helped him differentiate colors he couldnt truely see and name them. they could have a conversation about why jake never really t o l d finn that he was colorblind until the ruby/emerald incident- maybe it was because jake didnt want fin to feel like he was missing out, or maybe he didnt want to ostracize his brother any more than finn already had been as a kid- a human amound dogs and often teased by their dad for being a "baby" since he didnt grow as fast as his canine brothers. they could talk about things like how to finns eyes, princess bubblegum had always looked /blue/ and that flameprincess had been the sheer opposite of his limited color spectrum, that her coloring looked muted and not-blue. they could talk about how maybe jake could see even more than the normal visiual spectrum, and hiw truly amazing Lady looks to him even amoung other rainicorns, because she has more colors then they really do.

i could write on and on and on about the inbetween establishments of the shows rules, and logic, and how it could fill in a gap as simple as a favorite color of a character. it is infinitely interesting to me to build that logic and explore the whys and to look at a plot hole and explain it. and in people who write passionate, slow build pieces, i see SO much of that, too, of writing to fill in the gaps between walls that already exist. its a challange and an enjoyment to figure out the whys.

and maybe thats why original content isnt for every amazing fanfic writer. maybe you can write absolutely spectacular characters and plots and concepts and emotions. but maybe the interestingnpart isnt MAKING walls. maybe the interesting part isnt building the world, starting it all. maybe the interesting part is the hyper complexities and building the network, and thats so much easier to do when the walls are already built.

i call that kind of writing "logic building" in my head because i dont know what else to call it, but fuck do i love that freeform exploration of limits and explanations.

#munchatter #im thinking about this cause im trying to figure out #if my books on koyol are even going to have a fucking plot #so far im only rambling about him #about his life #about his details #and honestly i think ive only ever written this way #things like slavetale have general rules like Monster Slavery Exists #but can you say they actually have a solid plot? #a Goal? a Quest? #i dont think so

[slasherholic]

How do you feel about other people forming Myers into their own version? Some people stick to him being mute, some have him talk to his s/o, some have him fall in love. Do you still enjoy these fictions or do you prefer staying true to the original Myers, mute, no love. And in the same manner I would like to know about dead by daylight fictions. Is it still enjoyable for you to have a slightly different version of myers in dbd fics? Wish you a good day ❤️ I love everything that you create!

Okay, I cannot cannot cannot stress this enough…

All portrayals of Michael’s character are valid. Every! Single! One! And don’t ever let anybody tell you otherwise!

Because what we’re doing out here with these characters in the Slasher community, how we’re choosing to portray them, we’re all straying from the original visions of their respective canon! Even the supposed “true to character” interpretations break canon.

And this is especially true when it comes to Michael. Because, from the mouth of the Carpenter man himself,

“He’s the essence of evil. He has no character. He has no personality. He has no interests. He never has.” 

Welp, time to pack it in, folks. You heard the man—according to John Carpenter, the version of Michael that I write for spits on the original vision of his character. Myers is purely and simply a force of unfeeling evil. That’s it. He’s not mentally ill, and there is no “Michael.” Michael Myers died when he was six years old. It’s just The Shape now. Nothing more.

“BUT THAT BLOWS,” screams the Slasher community! “SCREW THAT!” 

And so we give him character! We give him depth!  We make our own theories, and our own analyses, and essentially we have turned this “character-less” character into a creation of our own making and that’s fucking rad. 

So how do I feel about other people forming their own version of Michael’s character? I WANNA GIVE THEM A BIG OL’ HIGH-FUCKING-FIVE, ‘cause I’m out here doing the same damn thing.

Now of course, it’s no secret that I prefer to view Michael in a certain way. Having taken the information that I know about the Halloween franchise, I’ve created a version of the character that just feels “right” to me like. I implore everybody to do the same. Just go with what feels right. Does your version of Michael talk to his S/O? Awesome, your interpretation is valid. Does your Michael feel and express emotion? Very very valid. Is your Mikey perfectly capable of love and affection? V-A-L-I-D. 

Hhhhhhh sorry. I need to legally change my middle name to “tangent” at this point. But I wanted to make this unmistakably clear. Thank you very much for the support and kind words, it’s what sustains me❤️

#Michael Myers #Slashers #maddie analyzes

[hey-hamlet]

BNHA AU Ideas : Fusion AU

Also on AO3! 

TL;DR: 

Fusion is an act of love (familial, romantic or platonic)! The deeper the relationship between 2 people, the easier they can fuse. This relationship doesn’t have to be a healthy one, but the happier the relationship is, the more stable the fusion is (looking at you, Izukatsu fusion).

Fusion is an act of love (familial, romantic or platonic)! The deeper the relationship between 2 people, the easier they can fuse. This relationship doesn’t have to be a healthy one, but the happier the relationship is, the more stable the fusion is (looking at you, Izukatsu fusion).

Normally (60% of the time) fusions have the 2 separate quirks with no interaction, and this is called having an “unfused” quirk. 39.5% of the time the fusion may develop a third ability. This is indicative of a strong bond between fusion components or of inherent compatibility.

0.5% of the time the quirks “fuse” as well as the fusion. Their quirks combine into a new quirk, related to, but not one of the 2 component quirks. These quirks are ridiculously strong and often make up Hero (and villain) Teams.

There is no link between pre-existing relationship and the fusion of a quirk, it either happens with the first fusion or it never happens at all. There is a strong link between quirk fusion and having a good interpersonal relationship but its such a rare phenomenon that its not really understood.

Fusion Overviews

Aizashi (Aizawa and Yamada (Hizashi))

Quirk: Voice + Erasure (Unfused)

Extra Ability: Paralytic Scream

             Anyone who hears their scream will be frozen for it’s duration. The longer they use this skill, the more damage it does to their vocal chords. Too long and they may be rendered mute, even after unfusing.

Status: Stable + (The most stable a fusion can be. They will only split if they want to)

their undereye scar is the waveform of Mics yell

laidback and cheerful, cares a lot about their friends but tries to play it cool. Really snarky and super sarcastic but has a big soft side, especially for their students.

smarter than anyone remembers to give them credit for, a really good teacher

they comfort-fuse to make themselves feel better. They love each other so Aizashi loves themselves and loves existing

Misou (Midoriya + Shinso)

Quirk: Indominable (Fused)

             As long as they can control their emotions and keep focused they are always as strong as they need to be. This applies to durability and to force.

Status: Stable

a soft young man that wants to be a hero v badly and is also bitter as fuck

really anxious but hides it by being snarky

pretty balanced. They balance each-others flaws very well.

Midoroki (Midoriya + Todoroki)

Quirk: Half Hot / Half Cold + One for All (Unfused Quirk)

Extra Ability: Electro-bend

             Weak electricity control. Can’t generate electricity on their own was but bend it to their will. They can use this on the sparks One for All produces, but it takes a lot of concentration.

Status: Stable

Nice, but super petty and spiteful, is soft smiles until he punts people in firey rage.

Loads of daddy issues like wow

Will throw down for his friends, has very little regard for his own safety.

Extras

izuku, even before ofa had the weird property of supercharging a fusion, bosting another’s quirk without having his own to add

sludge monster izu n katsuki fuse to get away cause izukastu's explosions are wild as fuck, they defuse like 1 sec later, izu crying n bakugo trying to forget th hot mess of emotion izu is

One for All likes combining with other quirks, to the point that all fusions with OfA in the mix have a third ability, and around 10% have a fused quirk.

cause a sof toshiizu fusion

also allmight n izuku fuse at the usj n they Fuck Shit Up

n everyone is shook because fusing is Super Difficult n all might n izuku shouldnt know eachother

durring the stain thing when todo yells at iida, iida takes his hand n they fuse

Izuku and Shinso first fused durring their fight in the sports festival because they just wanted to show each other what they ment. They unfused afterwards and continued the fight but not as angrily as before.

A mid tournament fusion has only happened once in recent memory (it was mic and aizawa)

izuku asking nicely iF shinsou can join 1A's fusion practise n aizawa just kinda shrugs "i guess?? "

shinsou n izuku fuse super well n they complement eachother v nicely. shinsou makes izuku braver and izuku makes shinsou more self confident so you just have a stupid strong and stable fusion

call them a villain? the no. 1 hero thinks they can take his place. bakugo?? shinsou is ready to throw down on this terrible boy

hes functionally unbeatable ( none of the unfused pros/ students can take him down) and hes honestly super nice and likable

Bakugo and Izu can fuse much to everyone's surprise including their own

ok so eri n izuku fuse durring the hideout raid n they are w i l d they know they got a third ability but they Dont want to use it because wtf could it be

they just kinda, dont touch it, at all

Eri fusing with anybody would just be crazy powerful

eri likes to fuse w izu n mirio to make her feel better when shes scared

nighteye n allmights quirks fused into basically the quirk puppeteering them because they always know exactly what to do and have the power to do it. nighteye misses knowing exactly what to do, n so does all might

#bnha au #bnha fusion au #fusion au #eraserhead #erasermic #iida tenya #izuku midoriya #midoriya #deku #shinsou hitoshi #shinsou #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #todoroki #nighteye #all might #bnha #toshinori yagi #mha

[mikkock]

Uhm??????? Unacceptable?? Please tell me more about your OCs in that last art? I demand it? I want a full report on my desk before morning? Cite your sources please?

Oh no,, you’re asking,,, about my own faves,,, sorry to everyone, but I guess im never going to shut up ever now. (i already don’t shut up ever, what have u done, im now going to speak so much that society will collapse AT LEAST)

But for real. I enjoy pretending I don’t have faves, I love all my kids the same, buT WE ALL KNO THAT’S A LIE, those two my fave bitches (they snatched that title from the last two faves, rip to them, and they also snatched, n I must really make that clear, the title of “the bitches with the most AUs from the previous previous faves. Their power.)

SO. Get ready for a ride, table of content: them, their respective character, their story, and the pLETHORA OF ALTERNATE STORIES I GAVE THEM because i must yell about all the versions of my kids i have (non-exhaustive cause its that serious bro, but ill take extra time for the universe depicted in that art just for u bby). (tbh if clamp is allowed to sprinkle their fave gays in all their universes so am i, except they aint secondary characters there, every story is just theirs. love that concept.)(itll be so long you’re getting a whole novel even if i have to post it in two posts)

So~ Em twos. Dari n Wei-wei as I call em, or Dumbass n Egg if you wanna get friendly.

They’re my proudest instance of “oops i made a squad of characters, and two of them just accidentally were so perfectly compatible and complementary oh no I guess they’re in love now.” And then they became my favourite. Cause I guess their potential was too much (jk its bc they hot)

cuties.

I spent ten minutes wondering which to introduce first cause dang son, I want to talk bout them both so much shefjgfdg

First, as I technically designed him first (like ten minutes before the other), my man weiwei. if u ever saw my art its impossible that you havent seen him at least once. cause i’m legit always drawing him. cause im in love bro.

Demonstration : here are my computer scribbled weiweis of 2020 so far (with a few daris there n there they’re a package deal), that i could find, and they do not include all the paper sketches that i’m too lazy to take pics of. (i just been drawing him with so much hair these days that’s illegal, his brand is baldness)

But anyway, he’s CHEN Chia-Wei, he’s 21, he’s Taiwanese n I love him. Two very important facets of his character when you meet him: he doesn’t talk, and is absolutely, in every single dimension, built to make you fall head over heels for him.

He’s (in the “canon” storyline if i may call it that since it’s def not my most developed one but oh well) an art student, mostly paints but is also great at photography and videography (his vibe is busy hectic pieces with strong bold colours, lots of harsh edges, and very people focused).

Aside from that, he’s also super into fashion, and because he’s part of the rich boy squad (the “im broke so im giving half my characters wealth in compensation) he Can and Does exhibit some quite funky fits when he feels like it. (maybe a reason I draw him a lot, since my fave thing is pretty boys in weird ass clothes)(and then i also draw him in just casual shit cuz tittiful men in plain white tees you know. there’s just something about it.)

Small compilation of outfits. ft me and my band handwriting roasting outfits that id also kill to own but ok u know.

He digs music. (i make playlists for my OCs and i gotta say, his is the best one, i spent so many hours researching it, “arranging” it etc n its still a work in progress but dude. she got many moods my fave part is when it suddenly turns into so many cheesy ballads also she’s enormous cause im as wordy in playlists as I am in writing.) listens to a lot, n also he can play piano n guitar. cause you know. heartthrobs got to win your heart with a song (and if he’s alone he can even mumble some songs, who knows maybe even sing em softly, definitly a sight to stumble on accidentally). Big main artists that have his vibes are Hello Nico, No Party for Cao Dong, n Circa Waves’s “what’s it like over there” album.

He does a lot of sports. He ain’t fit through magic, rip to him. He’s got a serious routine, and it’s a time he likes to use alone, cause nothing like running at the break of dawn, alone with your thoughts, which you can just easily forget through the exhaustion of a workout session afterwards.

he also eats. A lot. Food is just good, bro. (the canon story is def happening some place europe aka his biggest struggle is how expensive food is here. outrageous.)

He secretly loves super cheesy movies. the dramatic romcoms??? the cute shows that are just so cute and worriless?? anything involving soulmates??? yeh dude. he watches it, he reads it, he listens to it, and he may cry about it, but no one will know. That’s the one true guilty pleasure. (and he definitly has a collection of romance dvds, books n manhuas in his old room back at the family home. where no one can see it. perks of studying abroad. no one can see ur hoarding of material that clashes your image. “yes i watch edgy experimental things haha yes i love those smart people movies of course wow the philosophy…” and then immediatly goes to watch the trashiest predictable but oh so sweet dramas all night)

While he doesn’t speak (as in with the mouth) he can communicate in a bunch of language, due to having moved around quite a bit. On top of his native mandarin and hokkien, he’s fluent in English, so he can use those to write, and is also fluent in TSL, and pretty good in HKSL (and from that, other close-in-syntax sign languages). So he doesn’t have trouble getting around, but then he is also overall quiet in public (with close friends and over text though, that’s another story, that’s where he gets chattier, and also where you may get more of his true personality). Also, he can speak with his sister. That’s pretty cool bro.

I was going to say he’s a very “hides his true colours under a shell” type of character but you know, for an egg character, that’s pretty ironic. We love poetic cinema.

He presents himself as a very laid back, chill detached dude, going with the flow and all that great stuff, and masterfully mixes just the right doses of mysterious, flirty and calm to just go around vibing. But ain’t that jUST THE MILLENIAL’S ILLNESS, those dANG KIDS, going around, gettin relationships but never intimacy 👏😢 (there’s more to it dont leave)

First of all, before you see the Drama, the Turmoil, the first thing you notice when you really do befriend him is that he’s c h i l d i s h, he gets sulky when things dont go following the plan, he gets whiny n jealous for not getting attention , he gets competitive over stupid challenges, and way too playful if you start teasing, and when he gets flustered too…you think you get cool stoic dude but actually you get a dude who’s reacting to things with way too much intensity, and boi i thought u were gon be mature what’s that why have you been pouting for three days over losing a bet come on- That’s mostly coming up when he interacts with his sister, but the closest you are to him to more of it you get to see.

He’s also an affectionate dude actually. Like physically. As in you’ll get spontaneous hugs. He’s come nap on your shoulder. That’s a perk of befriending him if you ask me.

Also he tries to look so cool, so tough haha. He’s actually a lil sensitiv boi. he gets fluffy, he gets flustered, he heart eyes. you turn around and he’s gazing at ya as if you were the whole universe. he gets a mini crisis for holding hands with his crush. ya know. he’s secretly a softie.

nerd.

Then in the “what he doesn’t show” (my fave part), where you stock all the anxieties, all the trauma… Obviously there’s a lot of anxiety here (selective muteness being a symptom of it, he hides the other ones very well) mostly fear of inadequacy, of abandonement and of loneliness. mmmmmmmaybe that’s why he was v reticent to continue pursuing that one guy he was into when he realised he was just a tad too into him oh no is that some,, like?? some lovey-love?? cant have that im afraid of gettin heartbroken bro. Aint that sad for a someone who’s one true goal is just findin someone to love and to be with forever, the struggles of yearnin for a soulmate when there’s nothing you fear more than getting attached to a person and letting them see you and your flaws.., delicious.

Now tho (because its so alone speaking about a character on their own and i just wanna get to the part where i can speak bout em together and how they bring out bits of each others ya kno, the good kush….), Dari…

He’s pretty, i must say, and got the funniest hair to draw, and comes from the most opposite background to weiwei’s.

Darian Andriev PARVANOV, also 21, comes from the remote Bulgarian countryside, but i still love him (this makes it sound as if i wouldnt normally love someone from the bulgarian countryside. its not what i meant. by default ud remind me of my son so you’d start being liked if u came from the bulgarian countryside) Now for the first instance of “wow, the complementarity”. The first thing i thought making Dari was that he looked too cool, and that he obviously was a dumbass, and mostly that he was physically unable to shut up. (o fuck he’s me)

best picture i could find of him. He’s got the dilemma of “wow he looked so pretty n cool until he opened his mouth” 

He’s ALSO an art student (cause they were initially created for the purpose of filling the gap of “i have ocs in every field except the one i sorta know that’s so stupid”), painting major (def vibes differently than weiwei though, he’s doing those soft pretty landscapes n flowers, everything real pretty and peaceful, we got some impressionism nerd in here folks). 

He was/is a real country boy, farm family, he helped tend the fields, he worked in plantations for pocket money, he knows how to take care of cattle and chicken and goats and all the cool babies you can take care of, he can tell whether the soil is good or not, he can drive a tractor, and doesnt fear dirt.

but then also he’s kind of a neat freak, he hates getting paint on himself, so the duality of man, dirt ok but paint? disgostin. his spaces are real neat and spotless, he likes cleaning (its relaxing) and does it nearly too often.

his dumbassery comes from lack of common sense and impulsiveness, aside from that he’s actually what you’d call “mad smart”, dude had em good grades, he can memorise pages upon pages of the most trivial information, he has an accumulation of knowledge beyond limits, and is good at problem solving. so he can recite all the words of the F letter of the dictionnary, but would also put a curling iron in his mouth to see if it would curl his tongue. (side note, he does have a problem with heat n fire, most his “oopsie how i wound up hurting myself on acccident” story involve burning -that stove was just too tempting…)

while he doesnt feel very attached to his home country, he does feel strongly for his family. he’d do anything for his mum (and actually does everything to make her proud already, that’s his one main goal), and he’s ready to sacrifice a lot for her (as in, spend years working non-stop a really uncomfortable job so his mother wouldnt have to pay a cent of his expenses even though she said she could by doing some sacrifices herself,and then being ready to come back as soon as needed if anything happened, and potentially drop his career and dream n go back to the farm life to provide for mama)(also he still does hold onto some parts of his home country’s traditions, and does sometimes feel homesick but more in a ‘i left the most beautiful landscapes n the city feels cramped and claustrophobic and i dont know people and i dont feel in the right place cuz im a forreigner with a thicc accent who doesnt master the language of this place and straight up have different body language communicators due to cultural difference oh lord i wanna be home where a nod means no and a head shake is yes i keep misunderstanding everything”)

if you want background noise he’s the perfect pal to call over, he’s just so chatty, he got hours and hours of non stop speech ready for you. you can shut him up once you’re done listening with the offering of food. works everytime.

he’s definitly not shy. neither in terms of talking to people, nor when it comes to making decisions. he’s quite bold, and rarely hesitates to go towards something he wants. he’s direct in his approach to most everything.

he likes partying. mostly the socialising part, talkin to people is just fun ya feel. and being in the crowd, doing whatever, pressure free? ya can dance n enjoy yourself, and people wont notice? yeah that’s nice. but doesnt do it super often cause broke bitches aint got the party time n budget. 

he likes arm. (just an excuse for me to drop this thing here cuz i like it)

While he’s an overall bubbly looking character, with a cheery loud personnality, he does carry some youth trauma that has him more reticent to engage in happiness, he comes from what you could call “not the wokest background” and he may have fallen victim of it : he’s kind of a flashy noticeable character, both physically and in his personnality, and doesnt exactly matches the expectations of dudes in the area he comes from (delicate, emotional and sweet guy? that doesnt exist bro). He went through it, and it has definitly had some impact on his confidence in many aspects. But he’s 100% the type of guy to put on the fake happy front because if feeling bad is sad, making the people you care about sad for you too is Unacceptable Right??? relying on friends?? what???

But then what are we supposed to be doing with such charming characters huh,,, 

Make them fall in love obviously.

Their story obviously has to do with falling in love and workin a relationship cause if I dont write romance i literally die, but I make the center pivot of all of it communication, and barriers in communications. Most obvious being them coming from wildly different cultures, having different native languages, and also the ways you adapt to muteness (what i love most bout that part is even then they fucked up given the easiest quickest small body language things to communicate are head nods n then i managed to make one come from the one country that reverses those like iconic how do they even understand each other -through a lot of work and love bro) but also on more “introspective” points, how to say things that you are even afraid to think about, how to open up and share your burdens and trauma with someone, how to say words you’ve been convinced you weren’t allowed to, the inner turmoil of communication in short. And then also communication through art, and through alternative unusual ways. If i were snobbish i could call it something like “a thinkpieces on how humans overcome obstacles in communication, and adapt, all for the sake of pursuing love” but fact is its mostly boys being in love n learning how to speak, figuratively and also quite literally. And also its me having fun with making characters evolve from each other, be able to influence each other for the better, helping each other be more comfortable with themselves and express the true things of their personnality, and discover new aspects. I just wanna write intense and soulful love bro.

So in less concept and more facts, weiwei meets dari, dari being his puppy self just immediatly strikes a conversation and weiwei gets interested cause “oho nice pretty boy? very good. i want some of that”. they get closer because you cant fight off the Power of friendship (and also the power of “what your friend is bestie with my friend?? guess we hanging out”) and then friendship and interest turns into pining, held back by respective dread of what romance with the other would mean (as in “romance?? cant have that we cant feel” and “with him?? cant do that, convince yourself he’s just a friend immediatly what would the family think”) but eventually they do have to just crash into one another cause that’s just the gravitational pull bro, its physics bro. and from then on its all unlearning destructive behaviours, bettering oneself with the help of the other, and getting over trauma to finally live ur best life. and gettin fckin married bro they’re both cheeseballs theyll wanna wed

BUT MAKING EM FALL IN LOVE ONCE ISNT ENOUGH time to make 3894853 alternate universes about em.

Lets speak bout my fave of those for a hot second.

First of all, the one of the art that brought this ask, guess i could call it “Pretty Tribes” AU, bunch of tribes live and do their things, having nature and energy powers. Dari n Weiwei’s tribes are bros, the latter’s powers needing them to move around to get energy from different places, enabling them different abilities. So basically they get to hang at the other’s place while the regenerate energy from there, and in exchange they help them out with various tasks (dari’s tribe is a rly farmer oriented one, with plant magic, while weiwei’s got more poyvalent powers, and have very good healers notably, so it comes in handy). The two boys were born a few months apart in their respective tribes, so naturally, anything the two clans meet, they’re put together to play and all, and from that they became besties, and each time they meet, after the gaps of time separating the two groups, they feel more and more of a little something else~ story is themed round growing up, friendship between clans, their traditions and cultures, and pretty boys in pretty clothes in pretty landscapes interacting with nature.

The superpower AU, i fuckin love it bro. Its an old one, made for other characters, but i just love it so much that i had to inject my faves in it. Its got a grimy ugly setting, bad government, propaganda, and fights between super-people (heavily mediatised for entertainment and reinforcing the idea that “look at these evil villains thank god us the good government protects you from them”), with a side of bad ethics in science. In all that, those two have the role of “those two young enemy warrior and villain, they were so powerful and fought so hard”, public figures, legendary and admired by both sides, everyone followed their fights, til one day they presumably died in one of their showdowns. (haha sike they actually found themselves talking for 5 seconds and realised they lived in a society, n built a plan to run away). The main characters get to find they’re alive because one of em had history with super-warrior-golden-boy and go to seek their help to overthrow the Big Bads. (stealing them from their nice gay cottage hermit life smh so rude)

Mermaids. I like those. Sailor weiwei sees merman dari, they both save each other in different occasions, they grow fascinated with each other, they’re at sea, water romance. Amazing. AU made half cuz i just like water n fish. and shirtless sailors.

(i couldnt find art of it in five minutes so have a link to that lil animatic piece i made of it once)

Indie band AU, where i was listening to songs that vibe so well with those two in general n then my brain was like “what if they’re the ones playing”. They’re (along with the rest of the art squad) a nice little alternative rock band, doing their thing, then one of their songs blows up, and they get quite the attention, to the dismay of dari who wrote that song in a moment of “oh no im so in love with my bandmate but i cant tell him what if i ruin everything we have going on ill just have to love from afar and deal with that” and now has way too many people interested in who he wrote it about and theorising from his every move when performing it (a mix of music, secret crushes and social media) (ft a picture of neither of them but its the least ugly art i found of this AU cuz its old and instruments are the bane of my existence)(also kelana is so pretty i gotta flaunt her around)

in kind of the same vibe, as in we’re in a music world overexposed to social media, i also integrated em to an AU i did for fun, “boyband AU” as its called aka idol based band system cuz you kno, i got a hobby, lets apply it. Band boy Dari and bodyguard Weiwei got a thing going on, but can’t really act on it in any way, because they’d just destroy the whole band if it ever came public. Featuring annoying bandmates, catchy pop songs and people making fanaccounts of that one hot Mr.Bodyguard cause dang he hot.

(all the art of this one so ugly im sorry)

SPY AU, one of my fave brand. They spies, they get assigned on the same mission, they work real nice with each other. spies hot. fights. strategy. i just like the concept. Gays taking down the worst traffics imaginable??? I love that song.(i actually have so much on this cause s p i e s are fuckin great)

Fashion. U kNOW i have an AU for fashion. Supermodel and his private stylist, trying to maintain the line of professionalism. And failing to do so. Lets make out in unpractical designer clothes.

Have an highschool AU for a bunch of characters, injected them as “spinoff”, start chatting online being art buddies, fall in love without meeting (ft. all the iconics of internet friendship like knowing tiny details of their personnalities but not the fact that they have a sister or “waIT ur a GUY i thought u were a girl wow wild good news for my gay ass”)

n those are my faves as far as i remember, i got a fuckton of small other ones that arent fleshed out enough, or some that are more of a guilty pleasure universe, and some that are more like “projects that i can expend on as soon as i run out of daydream material” (like u kno those hospital drama shows with super innacurate medicine n shit like idk scrubs or whatever, yeh i want some of that but im keeping it for later)

#thats way less talk than i thought id do #prolly bc i wrote half of it when it was between midnight and one AM #wait no it was 2 am #but ye #sry if shit messy af #those two are my faves tho n talkin bout em on the spot is hard cuz my brain is screaming about everything bout em at once #if u wanna get more info on em do ask i love them so much n i feel i didnt do em justice here cuz speaking is a fraud words dont exist #im glad they caught ur interest tho #nothin more gratifyin than not being the only bitch who likes his own children

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@xiongsi.     »     злючка.

          “  𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃?  —————  it would have been easier to work alone;  she had requested       (  DEMANDED  )  it,  but 𝓯𝓾𝓻𝔂 had  𝚘 𝚝 𝚑 𝚎 𝚛  plans.    &&    IT WAS FOOLISH,  given their HISTORY.   zofia feared 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆;      &&      what 𝕕𝕚𝕕 frighten her lied 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 within bucky barnes:        𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑.   glazkov was  (  𝖎𝖘  )  hellbent on eliminating her;   &&  he employed HYDRA several times  ——  requesting that they send their 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 to do the job.    what the 𝚁𝚄𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚏̲𝚊̲𝚒̲𝚕̲𝚎̲𝚍̲ to realize was that HE had created someone   (  𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 THING  )   whose survival instincts were untenable    (  𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔩  );    && she would do       a n y t h i n g to ensure viability     ————————      𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚.

𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐓;      surely,     THIS is what he 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭      ———      someone that could stare death in the eye  &&  tell it to go fuck itself.   𝐁𝐔𝐓,   𝐎𝐇   ——————   how 𝚞̲𝚗̲𝚏̲𝚘̲𝚛̲𝚝̲𝚞̲𝚗̲𝚊̲𝚝̲𝚎̲ for him:  𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐑𝐀’𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑯𝒀 𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵 could  best her;    though he certainly did try   ——   &&   it would ALMOST be 𝚕̲𝚊̲𝚞̲𝚐̲𝚑̲𝚊̲𝚋̲𝚕̲𝚎̲ if it were not for the f a c t that he 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵𝔂 succeeded.  

          𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒚𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒚𝒆    (  𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕙  ):    it is not  𝚛 𝚎 𝚟 𝚎 𝚗 𝚐 𝚎  she seeks,    but 𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. she is not confined to her 𝚐̲𝚛̲𝚒̲𝚎̲𝚟̲𝚊̲𝚗̲𝚌̲𝚎̲𝚜̲     —     𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔;     though her 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 is wearing THIN,  “ я бы сделал больше если бы ты не всегда был в моей заднице при каждом удобном случае.  ”     FIST𝖈𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 at the chest of her 𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕪;    an 𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓾𝓹𝓽  s h o v e sends him stumbling back    ————    “  wait!please.  ”           𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆;           𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 in her 𝚑̲𝚎̲𝚊̲𝚛̲𝚝̲.      it does not 𝚖̲𝚊̲𝚝̲𝚝̲𝚎̲𝚛̲ how LOUD he screams    —    𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕤:    𝙸𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝚄𝙴𝙻.      &&    if he were  SMART  …  he would keep his 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓱𝓾𝓽,  “  𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏. 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆.  ”  

𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖜𝖔;     odea is fully informed of her secrets   —————   &&    it      is  𝚍 𝚊 𝚗 𝚐 𝚎 𝚛 𝚘 𝚞 𝚜.  SHIELD knows nothing of nøkk; 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 what has been released by NATO   && not even 𝚝̲𝚑̲𝚎̲𝚒̲𝚛̲ files have on record that 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 are the 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏.          𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘; 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬 𝓼𝓪𝓯𝓮𝓽𝔂   &&   she CANNOT allow herself to be 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝.  truthfully,   had james not shown up when   he did, odea would be 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 than another 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢     &&     she was 𝕊𝕆 ℂ𝕃𝕆𝕊𝔼     ——     𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒇𝒖𝒍.  &&  𝐍𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐎𝐆 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇.  

          𝙸𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙰 𝙼𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚈 how they even found out about him  ———  it makes her 𝚠̲𝚘̲𝚗̲𝚍̲𝚎̲𝚛̲ who LED them on this trail;     𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖊 was clearly trying to oust her    &&      she 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒕 that the 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝕆ℕ in front of her would use himself as bait 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻,             “  naze anata wa koko ni iru nodesu ka?  ”    𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑-𝖋𝖔𝖈𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖉;  she NEVER sways eye contact   &&   she 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 to 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 the  m i l i t a n t𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 lurking over her shoulder despite how 𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 it is,  “  soreha glazkov,  kare shitte iru.  ”

                “  kare wa nani o shitte imasu ka?  ”                   “  anata ga iru koto nokku.  ”                   “  soshite seikō wa anata no nochi ni kuru SHIELD to kankei shite imasu?  ”                   “  kare wa watashi ga anata ni sorera o michibikanakattara watashinokazoku o korosu to itta.  ”                   “  otōsan ga inai jikanda to omoimasu ka?  ”  

           “  𝐍𝐎!  𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄; i won’t sa  ——  wrist twitching, 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔; whether he spoke     up or not,   he was 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.   glazkov is NOT one to leave 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤   &&   would have d i s p o s e d     of him the 𝚜̲𝚎̲𝚌̲𝚘̲𝚗̲𝚍̲ he stopped being of 𝒖𝒔𝒆.   at least she spared him some  𝚖 𝚎 𝚛 𝚌 𝚢;   it would have been a  𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 if it were ANYONE else.  &&  though it were a split second decision,   there is no guilt       (  ONLY RELIEF  ).  gun lowered   —   at least  now,  this bought her 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 to find him before SHIELD did.

    &&  𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍;     𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘,  𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄.

                “  𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆.  ”  

    𝘋𝘖 𝘐 𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘒 𝘋𝘐𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘌𝘋 ?

     ❛   —— no.  ❜   he  responds  stiffly  from  the  shadows,  pausing  for  a  beat ...   before  taking  a  jab  of  his  own  -  one  that  he  knows  will  leave  a  deep  impression,           especially  coming  from  the  mouth  of  THE  WINTER  SOLDIER.       ❛   you  look  COMPROMISED.  ❜        a  minute  flicker  of  dark  brows,  daring  her  to  disagree  with  his  assessment.  

     THEY SHARE MANY SIMILARITIES.    that  much  is  undeniable.   man - made  WEAPONS  forced  to  do  terrible  things  in  order  to  survive  ;;  BRUTALLY  trained  &&  used  for  the  benefit  of  others.  he  does  not  know  her  entire  history,  but  he  has  obtained  enough  that  he  can  at  least  paint  a  picture.      theirs  is  a  very  common  story   ;;   not  the  first  in  history  to  be  used,  abused  and  weaponized  -  and  certainly  not  the  last.  they  are  good  at  what  they  do  and  what  they  do  is  UGLY,  but  neither  he  nor  bozák  are  the  types  to  flinch  at  what  they  once  were  or  who  they  are  now.            they  have  long  since  accepted  the  garishness  of  their  own  reflections  and  do  not  look  for  PITY  in  the  faces  or  company  of  others.  they  are  both  capable.    they  are  both  useful,  their  talents  highly  sought  after.   &&  they  are  both  very,  very  DANGEROUS.     

     the  difference  that  separate  them  however  places  them  on  two  completely  different  playing  fields.  she  runs  HOT,  as  if  birthed  from  the  magma  of  earth’s  core.   churning,  burning  lava  -  set  to  ERUPT  at  any  notice,   by  even  the  slightest  tectonic  shift.     &&  they  used  to  call  him  VOLATILE.    hydra  had  no  clue.         she  is  governed  by  her  emotions,  regardless  of  her  determination  to  appear  as  if  she  is  anything  but.    it  oozes  from  her  -  this  ignited  INSTABILITY.     anger.  impatience.  arrogance.  contention.  she  simmers  &&  boils  beneath  the  might  of  her  emotions.           ————   where  as  he  is  as  cold  as  ICE.    his  emotions  are  muted,   STAGNATED   -   d i s t a n t .      logic  bests  opinion.     caution  overtakes  curiosity.  ORDER  conquers  chaos.     bozák  may  be  efficient  and  frighteningly  talented,  but  she  is  also  sloppy  and  loud    &&    her  inability  of  self  -  restraint  makes  her  predictable.           her  entire  presence  SCREAMS.  

     THIS MISSION WAS DOOMED FROM THE VERY START   -   the  moment  she  was  assigned  to  it,  and  bucky  is  starting  to  think  that  fury  knew  it  would  end  up  just  like  this,  or  at  least  had  anticipated  that  it  might.  aggravation  rolls  through  him  like  a  storm,  chest  tightening  with  irritation.    it  lives  &&  thrives  inside  of  him,  but  the  only  visible  indication  of  its  existence  is  a  heaving,  heavy  sigh.   when  he  gives  his  debrief,  he  is  going  to  make  a  number  of  things  very  clear  to  the  director.         the  first  and  most  important :  don’t  waste  his  time  on  pointless  missions.  whatever  test  he  is  orchestrating,  barnes  wants  no  part  in  it.  he  can  play  whatever  games  he  wants,  so  long  as  they  do  not  involve  him  or  his  skills.  he  is  a  good  asset  and  a  talented  soldier,  non - existent  to  the  world  with  very  gray  morals.    he  has  very  little  to  complain  about  and  makes  very  few  demands    ;;    he  does  not  consider  himself  to  be  a  very  complicated  person,    but  he  does  not  like  his  time  or  his  energy  or  his  talents  wasted  on  things  that  do  not  concern  him.            

     the  second ?    his  opinion  of  ZOFIA  BOZÁK.     &&  boy,  does  he  have  a  lot  to  say.     the  first  and  foremost  being  that  bozák  is  the  definition  of  a  LIABILITY.          not  only  is  she  not  worth  the  effort  to  keep  on  active  duty  but  she  is  also  a  THREAT  to  every  mission.   she  is  incapable  of  following  orders,  incapable  of  listening  or  working  together  as  a  team.      she  is  sneaky,  slippery  and  self - serving  -  with  missions  of  her  own.  &&  she  is  very  obviously  hiding  something  from  them.  any  resources  granted  to  her  would  only  be  wasted  because  she  would  only  use  them  for  her  own  self   -   gain  and  not  for  the  benefit  of  the  mission.  any  mission  assigned  to  her  would  be  compromised  because  she  has  her  own  objectives  and  if  the  two  did  not  coincide,       she  would  very  clearly  secure  her  own  over  theirs.      he  would  strongly  advise  that  fury  cut  his  loses  and  move  on ...       the  only  reason  barnes  can  postulate  that  fury  keeps  this  girl  around  is  because  having  her  as  an  enemy  is  more  dangerous.           ——  but  enemies  can  be  eliminated.    &&  liabilities  should  be  removed,  without  hesitation. 

    there  is  obviously  a  piece  of  this  puzzle  he  is  missing.  something  bozák  knows  that  fury  does  not.  something  fury  knows  and  is  keeping  secret  from  everyone.  either  way,  james  is  in  the  oust  on  both  sides,  kept  in  the  dark  while  both  attempt  to  pull  &&  pluck  at  his  strings.  he  does  not  have  the  time  nor  the  patience  for  this.  he  ABHORS  mind  games  and  understandably  so.  given  his  past,  he  thought  fury  might  give  him  a  fucking  break.  maybe  this  is  the  other  man’s  idea  of  retaliation,  for  the  attempt  on  his  life.  he  does  not  want  to  jump  through  hoops.  he  wants  to  complete  his  missions.  that  should  be  enough  of  an  incentive  for  fury  to  utilize  his  talents  appropriately  and  not  waste  his  time.   he  will  make  it  clear  though,  upon  his  return.   this  is  the  first  and  last  time  he  is  to  be  paired  together  with  this  particular  agent.     THEY DO NOT MESH WELL.

     she  bites  back  at  him  with  her  vulgar  tongue,  but  the  barb  fails  to  pull  a  reaction  from  the  cold  man,  his  composure  maintained.    the  soldier  stares,  unimpressed  &&  bored  by  the  melodrama.   his  previous  assumption  has  proven  accurate.  he  was  smart  to  mistrust  her  and  her  intentions.  if  he  had  arrived  when  he  was  supposed  to,  odea  would  already  be  dead.  it  is  apparent  in  the  VIOLENCE  of  her  handling.  the  female  had  no  intention  of  questioning  their  target.  so,  the  question  stems  -  why  is  she  so  desperate  to  secure  his  silence ?  what  does  this  man  know  that  she  wants  to  keep  hidden ?  there  is  a  flare  of  curiosity,  he  must  admit  -  but  it  is  muted  like  every  other  emotion  trapped  inside  of  him  and  it  is  not  strong  enough  for  him  to  pursue.               finally,  they  have  reached  their  mission  objective.   secure  odea.   radio  contact.   rendezvous  and  debrief.      from  here,  it  is  all  so  very  simple.  they  are  so  close  to  mission  completion ...       

     𝙶𝙻𝙰𝚉𝙺𝙾𝚅...    it  produces  a  reaction.   brows  dip,  furrowing  with  thought  -  eyes  flickering  down  to  the  concrete  floor  in  tandem.     for  a  half  second,  he  becomes  distracted  as  mind  chases  after  that  name,  which  echoes  across  the  dark  outer  edges  of  his  subconscious.      a  memory  exists  -  one  attached  to  that  name  -  and  it  is  not  a  happy  one.        somewhere  beneath  the  ice  and  blood,  there  runs  a  link  which  connects  glazkov  with  the  winter  soldier.          he  knows  it  is  there,  somewhere  inside  his  head,  painting  his  GRISLY  past,    but  his  mind  is  too  DAMAGED  to  bridge  the  gaps  and  too  weak  to  grab  hold  and  pull  it  into  the  light.    his  throat  tightens,  choking.    breath  held,  burning  in  his  lungs.  aside  from  the  minuscule  shifting  of  his  focus,  his  composure  does  not  break.  he  has  perfected  this  art,  of  STOICISM   -   and  over  the  years  had  learned  to  use  it  to  his  advantage.    hydra  believed  him  to  be  empty - headed  -  the  wipes  rendering  him  BRAINDEAD  -  and  thus  were  careless  with  their  words.  so  many  people  brimming  with  arrogance,    enjoying  the  sound  of  their  own  voice.               there  is  great  opportunity  in  silence,  in  ANONYMITY.    to  simply  listen  could  prove  to  be  the  most  dangerous  &&  greatest  weapon.    

     despite  his  composure,   there  is  an  undeniable  lick  of  panic  and  heightening  frustration.   he  hates  this  feeling  -  suddenly  exposed  to  the  pitfalls  of  his  own  mind,   his  own  memories  -  knowing  that  the  answers  he  needs  exist  somewhere  inside  his  own  head,   but  being  unable  to  recover  them ...    it  will  take  time  and  tremendous  effort  to  pluck  each  one  free  from  the  barbed  wire  tangled  around  his  mind,  james  knows  this.     he  understands  the  way  his  damaged  brain  works  and  why  it  behaves  the  fucked  up  way  it  does,  but  understanding  does  not  ease  frustration.             too  many  things  which  exist  in  his  past,    too  many  things  he  does  not  know  about  ...         and  it  always  leaves  him  feeling  exposed  &&  vulnerable.  he  repeats  the  name  inside  his  mind,  commits  it  to  memory  and  makes  note  to  follow  up  on  it  later.  for  now,  there  is  nothing  he  can  do  but  grit  his  teeth  and  maintain  composure.

     with  aggrieved  realization,  barnes  recognizes  that  glazkov  and  bozák  are  connected ...   and  this  is  disagreeable  because  if  there  exists  a  link  between  glazkov  and  the  winter  soldier,  there  is  a  potential  that  a  link  also  exists  connecting  himself  to  bozák.     &&  god,  he  hopes  not.      he  wants  to  be  rid  of  bozak’s  story.  he  FEARS  he  may  have  just  fallen  deeper  into  it ... 

     their  target  is  dead  seconds  later,  the  gunshot  muffled  in  part  to  her  silencer.  it  does  not  soften  the  sound  of  odea’s  heavy  body  smacking  against  the  ground.      ——  he  feels  the  pull,  the  sickening  tug  of  TIME.          the  chain  of  events  which  lead  him  from  then  to  here ...          carefully  planned  outcomes  violently  shifted,  the  future  shaped  by  hands  which  are  not  his  own.  deviation  from  the  expected  and  now ...  the  FALLOUT.          for  a  moment,  the  soldier  is  as  still  as  DEATH  itself,  eyes  as  dark  and  as  treacherous  as  the  ABYSS  -  boring  into  her.    she  is  quick  to  dismiss  his  anger,  brushing  him  off  with  a  child’s  pretension  and  some  poorly  fabricated  rebuttal  which  they  both  know  is  a  complete  LIE.   she  pretends  like  it  does  not  matter ...       cavalier  when  she  is  knows  how  IMPORTANT  mission  objectives  are  to  him.  he  does  not  expect  her  to  care,  of  course  not  -  but  the  least  she  can  do  is  SPARE  HIM the  piteous,  lazy  attempts  at  commentary  ...  he  does  not  need  her  MOCKERY.   it  does  little  to  quell  the  heat  of  his  temper.        &&  he  does  have  one.        she  should  pray  she  never  unleashes  it ... 

     BLOOD  POOLS  across  the  floor,   stretching  from  the  bullet  wound,   odea’s  brain  matter  and  skull  fragments  scattered  around  his  head  like  a  macabre  halo.  dying  before  their  eyes,  the  intel  they  were  sent  here  to  retrieve.   he  does  not  move.   he  does  not  breath.      she  has  come  here  to  do  what  she  aimed  to  do  from  the  very  start  and  now  that  she  is  done,            zofia  disregards  him  and  her  act  of  DEFIANCE  with  a  contemptuous  side  glance.  as  she  turns  to  leave,  barnes’  eyes  slide  away  from  her  and  onto  the  corpse  of  odea  instead.   

     so  many  people  brimming  with  arrogance,  enjoying  the  sound  of  their  own  voice.     there  is  great  opportunity  in  silence,  in  ANONYMITY.   to  simply  listen  could  prove  to  be  the  most  dangerous  && greatest  weapon.     

     he  does  not  allow  her  to  get  far.      

    ❛  NøKK.  ❜   the  name  echoes  off  the  walls,  LOUD  against  the  sudden  silence.  &&  for  the  first  time  that  night,  it  is  his  opportunity  to  sound  pretentious.  they  both  know,  if  nothing  else  -  even  if  she  did  manage  to  silence  odea,  cutting  them  off  from  obtaining  the  information  shield  was  after  -  he  was  still  able  to  gather  this  one,  small  piece  of  intel.    at  the  moment,  james  is  unaware  how  VITAL  the  single  piece  of  information  is,   but  he  has  it  now    -    and  he  will  use  it  as  a  weapon  if  he  needs  to.   flinty  eyes  flicker  away  from  odea  and  land  like  knives  between  her  shoulder blades.       there  is  a  flicker  of  curiosity  which  rumbles  softly  inside  of  him,  but  more  than  anything  -  it  is  IRRITATION  that  fuels  him.  ANGER  incited  by  mission  failure.  he  wants  to  shake  her  the  same  way  she  has  shaken  him  ;;  wants  to  dig  into  her  skin  just  as  she  has  slithered  beneath  his  own.  he  wants  to  make  her  PAY.  this  single  name,  NøKK  is  his  way  of  doing  so.  

     HE  DIDN’T  HAVE  ANYTHING.       funny.       eyes  return  to  the  corpse  at  his  feet  and  for  the  first  time,  the  GHOST  takes  a  step  out  into  the  light,     side  -  stepping  and  circling  around  the  dead  man.  he  makes  the  comment,  sounding  pleasantly  conversational.    ❛  seems  like  he  had  more  than  perhaps  even  fury  presumed ...  ❜      his  boot  comes  forward,  pressing  against  odea’s  shoulder,  kicking  him  over  onto  his  back.  barnes  stares  down  at  glossed  over,  dead  eyes  -  unperturbed.       

    he  fires  his  question,  and  hopes  it  shatters  through  her  like  a  bullet.  

          ❛  WHO  IS  NøKK ?  ❜        eyes  flash  dangerous,  from  corpse  to  agent. 

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Aristotle: He/Him - Leo - 18 - 6′4

1. What is your OC’s favorite color? blueee!!!!!!!2. Does your OC collect anything? What do they collect? he loves art books! his mom used to show them to him and he’s collected them ever since. would also like to collect daggers/knives/swords bc he thinks they’re neat 3. What kind of things is your OC allergic to? nothing 4. What kind of clothing does your OC wear? ohhhh this guys 100% a metal head. leather jackets, spikes, ripped jeans, chains- necklaces and wallet, vans or boots, lots n lots of patches/pins- the whole ordeal! typically only wears reds, blacks, whites, and dark shades. muted colors. 5. What is your OC’s first memory? he was around 4 or 5 and his mother asked him to bake a cake with her, and he agreed, of course. they made a giant 5 layer red velvet cake with chocolate, caramel, and peanut butter chips in between and chocolate fudge drizzled on top/off the sides. they made a HUGE mess in the kitchen and all over themselves and he cherishes this memory so sooo much. 6. What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite? black panthers!!!!! he also loves dogs a lot… he? HATES?? butterflies ???7. What element would your OC be? oh boy fire 8. What is your OC’s theme song? uhhh anything Heavy Metal9. Do you have a faceclaim / voiceclaim for your OC? noooooo, i dont rlly like doing this edrfghu but! he has a deep voice, its warm and deep and kinda ? sultry? idk 10. What deadly sin would best represent your OC? wrath. 11. What are your OC’s hobbies? painting!!! learning about history/going to museums, annnnnnd does his bf count? LOL12. How patient is your OC? How hot-headed are they? uhhh relatively patient? definitely depends. he’s VERY hot-headed but doesn’t ‘explode’ often 13. What is your OC’s gender / sexuality / race / species / etc.? male, gay, and latino! he’s also human wsedrftg14. What foods does your OC like to eat? What are their least favorite foods? fucking LOVES cheese??? and big warm pretzels… CINNAMON ROLLS! hates olives ??? and most fish 15. If your OC could have any pet, what would they choose? Why? he’d really want a big cat, doesn’t matter what… just a Big Boy16. What does your OC smell like? warm, cinnamon maybe but also musky and woodsy… but he sometimes just likes smelling Clean and like semi typical guy cologne ??? or just Expensive smelling cologne,,, idk he always smells really fucking good sedfgh17. How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job? uhhh right Now he’s just graduated high school and issss looking for work… doesn’t really know what he wants to be, honestly. he’s still trying to figure everything out 18. What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses? Strengths? he fears losing completely everything he loves, specifically his boyfriend and his brother. a weakness is how hard he is on himself, and how much he isolates/pushes people away when he’s low. a strength is just how warm and caring he is. how much he loves. even if he doesn’t always see himself as strong, he is. he really, really is19. What kind of music do they listen to? Do they have a favorite song? h e a v y  m e t a l  h e ‘ s  a  f u c k i n g  m e t a l h e a d i havent looked too into it so i don’t know about songs, i WILL look into it at some point20. If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do? he live on this hell planet, sadly 21. What personal problems/issues do they have? Pet peeves? the death of his mom… and his anger… he blames himself for her death and hes struggling hard with it, since his father doesn’t help at all and blames him, too. a pet peeve he has is people leaving doors or cabinets open, it makes him so mad dftgyhu just fucking close them 22. What kind of student were they/would they be in high school? heee was a good one ? hardest subject for him was english :/ mainly got A’s! except for english 23. What is a random fact about your OC? he cannot bake or cook anything EXCEPT breakfast foods 24. What is their outlook on life? What is their philosophy / what do they think in general about living? he… didnt see a future until he met his boyfriend, nathan… after his mom died, so did everything else 25. What inspired you to create them / how did you create them? Were they originally a fancharacter? What was their personality / design like when you first made them? amber wanted to play the sims and she told me to create 2 characters but i said hey! i do one, you do one! and then we were fucking idiots and turned them into ocs dfyudfhjkl; its soooo recent that nothings changed LOL im still developing him, as i am with all of my ocs 26. Who is the most important person in their life? Why? Who is the least important to them (that still has an impact and why? nathan… he gave him a second chance at life, he gave him a reason to want to stay alive, a future. also jordan is super super important to him they bffs xoxo (edit: dan n ty also mean the world to him) at his current age… his dad. their relationship does eventually get better but right now, hes the least important but has such a big impact on him it hurts27. What kind of childhood did your character have? A GOOD GOOD GOOOOOOD ASS CHILDHOOD up until 16 it was soooo good… his moms his best friend, he n his brother hung out all the time, and his dad wasn’t so angry or drunk28. What kind of nervous habits do they have? Do they stim? Do they have any kinds of addictions? he picks at his nails when hes nervous, but it doesnt happen very often so its nothing he tends to worry about. heee doesn’t stim but fucking loves paint mixing videos those are his shit uhhh no, no addictions… unless you literally count his bf wertyui29. If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose? “If You Sit On My Grave I WILL Haunt You” or “Long Live The King” because he’s a stupid fucking leo30. Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why? yesssssssss he wants to marry nathan So Bad sedrftyui he’s unsure about kids, though… kinda just wants a couple pets 31. What is their most traumatic memory/experience? What is their favorite memory? his mom died on his 16th birthday driving to come pick him up. anything involving nathan… doesn’t even matter what it is, he just loves him so much32. If they could have one thing in the world, what would it be? his mom back33. Would they ever kill someone? What would someone have to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why? uhhh probablyyyyy not… he wouldn’t be able to live with himself if he actually killed someone,,,34. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually? uh he likes concerts n shit but its not like,,, a social group thing… he doesnt do that shit…35. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories? very vivid imagination, is often found daydreaming when hes not painting or with his bf. not really worried, honestly, kinda just lives in the moment and doesnt give a single god damn shit about a thing except on the bad days36. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? he wants nathan the most, out of everything- and he has him… but if he didn’t he would do anything for him. anything37. What’s something that your character does, that other people don’t normally do? pees with the door open esdrtyuio38. What would your character do with a million dollars? ooohhhh spoil the shit out of nathan, get a tattoo or 2, and buy art stuff!39. What is in your characters refrigerator right now? On their bedroom floor? Nightstand? Garbage can? eggs, leftovers, milk, orange juice, bacon, butter, and syrup. a couple of canvases, paint brushes, the shirt he slept in the night before. a couple of single issue comics, the graphic novel hes reading, a bottle of water, and a tiny art canvas. random plastic, paper, maybe an empty water bottle or 240. Your character is getting ready for a night out. Where are they going? What do they wear? Who will they be with? out with nathan, probably on a date. ripped jeans, dark red sweater, black shirt, boots, wallet chain, necklace chain, and a single dangly earring in his left ear 41. What does your character do when they’re angry? Why? yell, scream, get super physical. he’s burning, he’s burning, he’s burning. make it stop, better yet, let him thrive 42. Does your character have any scars? Where did they get them from? nope! he’s clean for now43. What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said? oooooh uh he says some Shit when he’s pissed, especially to his dad44. How does your character react/ accept criticism? fine? doesn’t really care about it unless its from nathan. oooor if youre just being a shithead hell tell you off45. If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizza and they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react? Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza? he enjoys it, wouldn’t mind it at all tbh46. Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. What do they do with it? Do they see if it actually works? fuck, yeah. he’d do something stupid to it to see if it works and then display it in his room or give it to his bf47. Can your character draw? What do they like to draw? Do they doodle? hellllll yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. everything, anything48. What were their parents like? How has that affected how they are as an adult? his mom was his best friend and the reason why he is the way he is. his dad was a good man, but now hes a stupid angry drunk who blames ari for his mothers death. its affected him positively and negatively, hes loving and passionate like his mother but insecure and doubtful because of his father49. Does your character like candy? Do they get sugar rushes? What are they like when they get a rush? d o  n o t  l e t  h i m  h a v e  a  l o t  o f  c a n d y  p l e a s e 50. If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count? would probably elope with nathan, do some crazy shit, and hope to god he doesn’t actually fucking die 

Jordan: He/Him - Sagittarius - 19 - 6′2

1. What is your OC’s favorite color? light green2. Does your OC collect anything? What do they collect? stamps, stickers, beanies, anything aquatic-themed, and tarot cards/witchy stuff!3. What kind of things is your OC allergic to? bananas…4. What kind of clothing does your OC wear? lazy type clothes, very sluggish. lots of oversized cardigans, hoodies, and sweaters. baggy shirts, but he religiously wears jeans. likes chains but preferably small ones, and usually only wallet chains. likes wearing a ring on each thumb and if hes Feelin it a couple more! punkish basically 5. What is your OC’s first memory? spying on his brother and dad training outside in the barn6. What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite? he has a giant soft spot for cows but his favorite is whale sharks!!! he doesn’t really like frogs 7. What element would your OC be? water! but with Slight fire8. What is your OC’s theme song? something slow and sad, probably 9. Do you have a faceclaim / voiceclaim for your OC? no! his voice is soft and low, like a lullaby. very warm and comforting, but also a lil husky10. What deadly sin would best represent your OC? envy/lust/greed wsedfg11. What are your OC’s hobbies? reading, using tarot cards, organizing his stamps/stickers, watching documentaries, and making sure aristotle doesn’t do anything Stupid12. How patient is your OC? How hot-headed are they? he’s pretty patient but he’s also pretty hot headed. he Will lash out when angry :/13. What is your OC’s gender / sexuality / race / species / etc.? male, bisexual, white (russian/american) also a human sedryui14. What foods does your OC like to eat? What are their least favorite foods? loooovvveeessss chocolate chip waffles! and breakfast foods in general. hates peas and green beans 15. If your OC could have any pet, what would they choose? Why? a cowwwww… they remind him of his mom dfghj16. What does your OC smell like? clean but ? kinda minty!17. How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job? he currently works at a little bookshop/coffeeshop! he likes it but he wants to do something more when he’s graduated from college. 18. What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses? Strengths? his father and crickets. how emotionally attached he gets to people. how warm and soft he is, he never stops caring for others 19. What kind of music do they listen to? Do they have a favorite song? goth, heavy metal, sad/emo shit20. If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do? he live here Binch21. What personal problems/issues do they have? Pet peeves? his whole family besides his father is dead and he’s all alone with nobody to turn to. he h a t e s crunching noises. so much. also fucking HATES when people poke holes in shit just STop. 22. What kind of student were they/would they be in high school? actually really really good, even though he looks like a fucking slacker esdrftgyhu probably got all A’s23. What is a random fact about your OC? he always has his fingernails and toenails painted black or dark red/purple24. What is their outlook on life? What is their philosophy / what do they think in general about living? fuck man he doesn’t wanna live hes so fucking Tired his dark circles are permanent but ari makes life worth living sdfg25. What inspired you to create them / how did you create them? Were they originally a fancharacter? What was their personality / design like when you first made them? …once upon a time amber and i made a gang au with ari n nathan and promptly made jordan for the Shits and Giggles but it turns out i fell in love and way too deep making his character, thanks!26. Who is the most important person in their life? Why? Who is the least important to them (that still has an impact and why? aristotle, probably, because he assumes his mom is dead. least is his dad whos a fucking asshole murdering cuck27. What kind of childhood did your character have? uhhhh Not Good ill tell you that. his father only married and brought his mom to russia so she could give him kids, preferably boys. first was nikolai, second was kazimir jordan, and lastly was feliks. they were all 2 years apart, making nikolai and feliks 4, so they were all close in age and played together often. his father was most proud of nikolai but feliks had been showing signs of possibly exceeding all of their expectations. kazimir was last in everything, but he was his mothers favorite. he’ll never forgive his father for torturing him and killing everyone he loved. 28. What kind of nervous habits do they have? Do they stim? Do they have any kinds of addictions? he often picks at his nail polish, or the skin around his nails. definitely fidgets with his hands often. doesn’t stim but follows a lot of soap carving and squishy videos, also likes bread/cooking ones. he’s kind of addicted to red bulls but he’s cutting back and resorting to coffee, which he drinks black29. If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose? “hell’s waiting for me so watch your back”30. Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why? maybe married but almost Definitely no kids. no thanks. xoxo31. What is their most traumatic memory/experience? What is their favorite memory? his father dragged him into the barns once after he accidentally spilled something over an ‘important’ paper so his father branded him with a cross on his side. his mother used to braid his hair with baby’s breath in it when theyd play out in the field, just her and the 3 boys running around, having fun. it was peaceful, bliss32. If they could have one thing in the world, what would it be? to tell his mother he was sorry and that he’ll never stop loving her33. Would they ever kill someone? What would someone have to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why? no, he’s seen what killing someone does to people34. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually? i dont really like this question edrtyu35. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories? hes so tired all the time hes often in the clouds, never really focusing. daydreams a lot to make it through each day, pretending hes someone hes not. hoping that his mother is actually still alive, and that he doesnt have to keep reliving memories. they wont stop fading, he keeps getting them jumbled. he just wants to make more with her, be with her one last time36. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? his moooooooooom, he’d do anything for her37. What’s something that your character does, that other people don’t normally do? he has to turn door knobs twice before actually opening a door 38. What would your character do with a million dollars? that’s so overwhelming to him but probably pay off college shit sdfghj debt is So Scary 39. What is in your characters refrigerator right now? On their bedroom floor? Nightstand? Garbage can? yogurt, water bottles, red bull, orange soda, and some strawberries. a pair of jeans and boxers and random books hes checked out from the library. a half empty can of red bull, the book hes currentl reading, a beanie, and a cute little jar of jelly beans ari got him. garbage can has crumbled up balls of paper, empty red bull cans, empty bottle of soda, and an old textbook.40. Your character is getting ready for a night out. Where are they going? What do they wear? Who will they be with? probably aristotle and nathan to a concert/out to eat. wears black jeans, a baggy red and black striped sweater with a black shirt underneath, boots or vans, and prolly a wallet chain + his thumb rings41. What does your character do when they’re angry? Why? he screams and yanks on his hair fgyuhlj;k42. Does your character have any scars? Where did they get them from? heee has a cross on his side, and a few Light scars on his face- over his bottom lip, on his forehead and on the left side of his cheek/jaw. a couple on his back and arms as well most of them are from his father…43. What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said? he’s never said anything Out Loud but in his head he says shit all the time dxgfhgjhjlio hes a snarky son of a gun44. How does your character react/ accept criticism? he will go home and Cry about it later 45. If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizza and they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react? Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza? eh its Ok46. Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. What do they do with it? Do they see if it actually works? hes pretty paranoid about it and probably shows it to ari like ‘bitch what the FUCK’47. Can your character draw? What do they like to draw? Do they doodle? he doodles mindlessly when hes bored in class 48. What were their parents like? How has that affected how they are as an adult? uhhhh his dad is a big Cuck but his mom is an Angel and the best person he’s ever met. this has fucked him over hard bc hes father took her away from him and now he has nothing left so hes an anxious, paranoid Mess49. Does your character like candy? Do they get sugar rushes? What are they like when they get a rush? he l o v e s candy pls50. If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count? Kill Him Now

Tyler: He/Him - Pisces - 22 - 5′7

1. What is your OC’s favorite color? baby blue and pink!2. Does your OC collect anything? What do they collect? nail polish, lamb stuffed animals, comics, seashells, and washi tapes 3. What kind of things is your OC allergic to? nothin4. What kind of clothing does your OC wear? he likes soft colors, pastel. sweaters are his favorite but he also likes long sleeved shirts. dresses pretty feminine, isn’t a fan of dark colors on himself unless its his boyfriends clothes5. What is your OC’s first memory? when he was around 4 or 5 he was riding his bike when he hit a rock and went flying forward, causing him to scrape his knees and his nose to bleed 6. What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite? l o v e s  l a m b s and snails, doesn’t really like salamanders 7. What element would your OC be? w a t e r 8. What is your OC’s theme song? something soft and not too upbeat 9. Do you have a faceclaim / voiceclaim for your OC? he has a very smooth and kind of feminine voice ? but its masculine enough to not misgender him,,,10. What deadly sin would best represent your OC? envy???11. What are your OC’s hobbies? painting his nails, drawing/sketching, reading comics and graphic novels, watching documentaries, and journaling!12. How patient is your OC? How hot-headed are they? very patient and rarely hot headed, gets more agitated or annoyed 13. What is your OC’s gender / sexuality / race / species / etc.? male, gay, white human boy14. What foods does your OC like to eat? What are their least favorite foods? would Die for milkshakes he loves them so fucking much, isnt a big fan of hamburgers/beef in general 15. If your OC could have any pet, what would they choose? Why? a lamb or sheep he is so infatuated with them. they are so so soooo cute 16. What does your OC smell like? strawberries and cream!17. How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job? heee currently works odd hours at a gas station, it’s definitely not his dream job but its not super awful… most of the time. he wants to go to art school, actually, to learn to make jewelry and to learn how to do more with his art18. What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses? Strengths? abandonment and ultimate loneliness. he’s really self conscious but he loves with all hes got and he loves so much, and so hard19. What kind of music do they listen to? Do they have a favorite song? bubblegum pop, kpop, jpop, and some indie music!20. If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do? he here 21. What personal problems/issues do they have? Pet peeves? he’s self conscious and in recovery for self harm/an eating disorder but he’s doing really well! its still hard but he’s pushing through… he hates having chipped nails drftugyihuo as soon as one chips, even a little, he repaints them as soon as he can22. What kind of student were they/would they be in high school? he was a nerd he got straight A’s and actually enjoyed school kinda erdtfyuio but only because he loves to learn, not the actual people or atmosphere 23. What is a random fact about your OC? is really interested in astrology and loves reading his horoscope 24. What is their outlook on life? What is their philosophy / what do they think in general about living? he’s honestly trying to still figure that out but the more time he spends with his boyfriend, the more he wants to live and have a happy future with him25. What inspired you to create them / how did you create them? Were they originally a fancharacter? What was their personality / design like when you first made them? amber made dan, dan needed a love interest, tada!26. Who is the most important person in their life? Why? Who is the least important to them (that still has an impact and why? daaaaaannnn, his boyfriend, nathan his best friend (+ari)  annnnnnd uh ? nobody really ??? 27. What kind of childhood did your character have? he had a pretty alright childhood, kind of lonely…28. What kind of nervous habits do they have? Do they stim? Do they have any kinds of addictions? plays with his ears if he’s super nervous, really fucking loves slime to stim and help him calm down- or chews on something29. If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose? something gay, probably 30. Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why? yes and yes!!! he wants to get married and have a family with dan :331. What is their most traumatic memory/experience? What is their favorite memory? dan got into a bad bar fight once, he was having a shitty day and the guy was being an absolute douchebag asshole and tyler wasn’t there to help him or stop him and it was just… bad… once dan took him to a petting zoo to meet and pet some sheep and he cried because it was quite possibly the nicest thing anyones ever done for him and then the dumbass also set up a picnic for afterwards and he fucking bawled again stupid gay saps32. If they could have one thing in the world, what would it be? the funds for college esdrtf33. Would they ever kill someone? What would someone have to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why? nope he is a soft crybaby 34. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually? i dont LIKE this fucking q smfh35. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories? he daydreams a lot, yeah, and hes almost always worried because his anxiety is an absolute bitch but hes working on it36. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? he just wants dan and to go to art school37. What’s something that your character does, that other people don’t normally do? he has to say goodnight to all of his stuffed animals before bed every night sdfgfgghj38. What would your character do with a million dollars? a r t  s c h o o l39. What is in your characters refrigerator right now? On their bedroom floor? Nightstand? Garbage can? strawberries, mangos, chocolate almond milk, leftover food from a restaurant he went to with dan, and some chocolate syrup. nothing, he has to keep his room clean always. nightstand has a graphic novel and book hes currently reading, a note/poem from dan with a small lamb he got him, and a bottle of peach tea. 40. Your character is getting ready for a night out. Where are they going? What do they wear? Who will they be with? somewhere really really fancy with dan! he’d wear a cute suit, a white one with a pastel yellow button up shirt and a black tie. wears the necklace dan got him and probably a few dainty rings that match well together/when layered 41. What does your character do when they’re angry? Why? he cries. a lot. he gets really overwhelmed when he’s angry, and tends to scream or yell42. Does your character have any scars? Where did they get them from? on his arms from self harm, his hips as well… 43. What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said? he doesn’t like saying rude things44. How does your character react/ accept criticism? uhhh if he asks he’ll probably take what the person says into consideration but if he hasnt asked, he’ll get mad/sad 45. If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizza and they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react? Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza? he like it46. Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. What do they do with it? Do they see if it actually works? he gives it to dan rdyftugyhio47. Can your character draw? What do they like to draw? Do they doodle? s e n d  h i m  t o  a r t  s c h o o l  p l e a s e48. What were their parents like? How has that affected how they are as an adult? err his parents were kind of absent a lot, they traveled so much for business that he was often alone, only himself for company. his mom was loving, for the most part, when she was home. she got drunk quite often, though, but that just made her more giggly and unfocused. his dad… was hard on him, kinda abusive. often ignored him, honestly, unless it came to school and ‘being a man.’ he can be very distant at times, and self isolates often… yet he’s afraid of being alone, he doesn’t want to be abandoned, so he loves the wrong people, stays with the wrong people, because it seems right. if they stay, ill be okay, even if im still crying. even if it still hurts 49. Does your character like candy? Do they get sugar rushes? What are they like when they get a rush? he does like candy! gets sugar rushes sometimes sdrftugyu dan finds it so fucking cute bc he’s so hyper and giggly 50. If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count? oh please don’t stress him out like that…

Alexander: He/They - Virgo - 24 - 6′0

1. What is your OC’s favorite color? dark purple2. Does your OC collect anything? What do they collect? swords, dragons, and bookmarks3. What kind of things is your OC allergic to? dairy and bees4. What kind of clothing does your OC wear? what he actually has to wear differs from what he personally likes. his father is the king so because of that, he often has to wear a lot of suits/prince attire. but personally, when he doesnt have to be Prince, he likes to wear dark and comfy clothes, a lazy emo5. What is your OC’s first memory? he vaguely remembers aster being born and wanting to help his mom take care of her 6. What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite? dragons!!! doesnt have a least favorite??? maybe mosquitos 7. What element would your OC be? hhhhh water 8. What is your OC’s theme song? something heavy and dark9. Do you have a faceclaim / voiceclaim for your OC? he has a charming n husky kinda voice !10. What deadly sin would best represent your OC? greed or envy11. What are your OC’s hobbies? fighting, taking care of dragons, making rings, and reading historical books12. How patient is your OC? How hot-headed are they? he’s been trained to be patient, for the most part, but when he’s passionate about something he tends to get hot-headed sometimes 13. What is your OC’s gender / sexuality / race / species / etc.? non-binary, bisexual, he’s an alien so he’s kinda pinkish… same color as aster but a little lighter 14. What foods does your OC like to eat? What are their least favorite foods? loves seafood… isn’t really into eggs 15. If your OC could have any pet, what would they choose? Why? he Has his dream pet, a dragon, so he’s Good16. What does your OC smell like? woodsy and clean 17. How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job? he’s a prince but he works with dragons a lot!!! it’s his Dream… or to sell his rings 18. What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses? Strengths? commitment, losing his family, and sharks. he gets too lost in his head at times, distances himself from everyone. he’s physically very strong and a charming/calm guy by nature 19. What kind of music do they listen to? Do they have a favorite song? he’s not the biggest music guy but enjoys rock/alternative/emo stuff20. If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do? curious about everything, goes into almost every shop he can find and tries out so many different foods…21. What personal problems/issues do they have? Pet peeves? his last relationship was Bad and he’s still very much affected by it… he hates wearing socks to bed dfyguh it annoys him so much22. What kind of student were they/would they be in high school? excellent, top of his class23. What is a random fact about your OC? he loves tattoos and would love to be covered in them one day 24. What is their outlook on life? What is their philosophy / what do they think in general about living? currently, his outlook is very bleak dxfyuibj he’s really sad,,,25. What inspired you to create them / how did you create them? Were they originally a fancharacter? What was their personality / design like when you first made them? i gave aster siblings and then slowly developed him in my head!26. Who is the most important person in their life? Why? Who is the least important to them (that still has an impact and why? his family, specifically his siblings, anddd his ex boyfriend still haunts his almost every thought and action :/27. What kind of childhood did your character have? good!!! he and his siblings did so much stuff together dxfghjkl; i Love them28. What kind of nervous habits do they have? Do they stim? Do they have any kinds of addictions? twists his rings a lot or shakes his leg when he’s nervous. doesn’t stim 29. If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose? fuck, man, i have no fucking clue and neither does he30. Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why? currently, no31. What is their most traumatic memory/experience? What is their favorite memory? his ex boyfriend tried to kill him once. he relives that memory almost everyday, and hates himself for not telling anybody about it. his siblings always know how to cheer him up, which he’s soooo grateful for. the 3 of them went to an amusement park once and just had so much fun, eating waaaay too much and going on all of the rides 32. If they could have one thing in the world, what would it be? happiness33. Would they ever kill someone? What would someone have to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why? er probably wouldn’t but if it was his ex… he would reconsider 34. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually? his dads the king, hes a prince, so he often finds himself at balls or parties and pretends to be super charming and openly available for marriage, even though he doesn’t want it and his younger brother will most likely take the throne instead35. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories? he never stops living in daydreams or memories and would like it all to just. stop. let him b r e a t h e36. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? peace. he wants everything to stop, he wants his head to stop convincing him somethings wrong when hes fine and he wants his thoughts to stop wants the voices gone.37. What’s something that your character does, that other people don’t normally do? he sucks skittles and starbursts for a long ass time before actually eating them…38. What would your character do with a million dollars? donate it all 39. What is in your characters refrigerator right now? On their bedroom floor? Nightstand? Garbage can? nothing dfhgjk he hasn’t restocked it yet,,, probably some clothes and random books lying around. uhhh probably some alcohol, candy, and a map. crumpled up paper and wrappers in his garbage can40. Your character is getting ready for a night out. Where are they going? What do they wear? Who will they be with? uh probably alone and to get wasted or high,,, doesnt matter where :/41. What does your character do when they’re angry? Why? self isolates and simmers in his anger, throws shit and screams because hes so mad/frustrated 42. Does your character have any scars? Where did they get them from? theres some cigarette burns on his thighs from his ex, a couple on his back and arms/legs from either fighting or his ex… there’s probably more but id have to think a lot more on his ex and stuff, which i will do eventually!43. What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said? towards the end of his relationship he probably said some harsh things to his ex44. How does your character react/ accept criticism? fine unless its super personal to him, then it reminds him of his ex and he cant focus on anything, he shuts down45. If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizza and they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react? Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza? inhales it. please feed him46. Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. What do they do with it? Do they see if it actually works? stares at it for so long.. would probably carry it with him always dsfgjkl;47. Can your character draw? What do they like to draw? Do they doodle? he things drawing buildings is super relaxing…48. What were their parents like? How has that affected how they are as an adult? very loving! hes very grateful for them and how supportive they are, even if its unconventional to being next in line for the throne. they just want him happy more than anything49. Does your character like candy? Do they get sugar rushes? What are they like when they get a rush? he loves candy, shoves it in his mouth so fast estrytuyul he only gets sugar rushes if he binges on candy around others??? never when hes just munching on it alone50. If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count? i cant say he’d be entirely mad at his current state… would probably say his goodbyes and then just wait, or wander around waiting 

#wow i have ocs #aristotle #jordan #tyler #alex #oh god i really did this didnt i

[donghun-s]

the very large sp3arb tag

so @sp3arb has tagged me in a total four tags recently and i’m finally getting around to all of them!! tysm for all the tags, meri (btw i love your name?? i think its super cute!) and i hope you learn a bunch of unnecessary stuff abt me lmao (under the cut bc this is a long ass post)

i dont have a name for this tag

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

im not tagging anyone bc im bad at things and most ppl i wanna know about, meri has already tagged so

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: - I am 5'7 or taller - I wear glasses - I have at least one tattoo - I have at least one piercing - I have blonde hair - I have brown eyes - I have short hair - My abs are at least somewhat defined - I have or had braces

PERSONALITY: - I love meeting new people - People tell me I am funny - Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine - I enjoy physical challenges - I enjoy mental challenges - I am playfully rude to people I know- I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it - There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: - I can sing well - I can play an instrument - I can do over 30 pushups without stopping - I am a fast runner - I can draw well - I have a good memory - I am good at doing maths in my head - I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute - I have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling - I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch - I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: - I enjoy sports - I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else - I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else - I have learned a new song in the past week - I exercise at least once a week - I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months - I have drawn something in the past month - I enjoy writing - Fandoms are my #1 priority  - I do some form of Martial arts

EXPERIENCES: - I have had my first kiss - I have had alcohol - I have scored a winning point in a sport - I have watched an entire TV series in one sitting - I have been at an overnight event - I have been in a taxi - I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year - I have beaten a video game in one day - I have visited another country - I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: - I have one person that I consider to be my Best Friend - I live close to my school/work - My parents are still together - I have at least one sibling - I live in the United States - There is snow where I live right now - I have hung out with a friend in the past month - I have a smart phone - I own at least 15 CDs - I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: - I am in a Relationship - I have a crush on a celebrity - I have a crush on someone I know - I’ve been in at least 3 relationships - I have never been in a Relationship - I have admitted my feelings to a crush - I get crushes easily - I have had a crush for over a year - I have been in a relationship for over a year - I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM: - I have break-danced - I know a person named Jamie  - I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce - I have dyed my hair - I’m listening to a song on repeat right now - I have punched someone in the past week - I know someone who has gone to jail - I have broken a bone - I have eaten a waffle today - I know what I want to do in life - I speak at least two languages [i don’t speak two, i speak one and sign in another] - I have made a new friend in the past year

alphabet tag

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better

I was tagged by Roxanne ( is it ok if I call you Roxy? I like Roxy) Actually @lxx-fxlix  And for some reason it did not give me the notification you did, I was casually stalking your blog when I saw:

A: age? 16 (01 liner)

B: birthplace? North Carolina

C: current time? 7:53 pm

D: drink you had last? Arnold Palmer (half sweet tea, half lemonade)

E: easiest person to talk to? for me, it’s my irl best friend gwen and my best friend on here, krys

F: favorite song? oof i’m super indecisive so i’m just gonna commit to mayday by got7 (it always changes but mayday has stayed on my constantly rotating playlist for nearly six months now; most are on for six weeks, max)

G: grossest memory? uh probably when one of my swim lesson kids tried to eat a bug (they were like four) and i had to make them spit it out into my hands 

H: hogwarts house? proud slytherin!!

I: in love? i love a lot of people, but i’m not IN love

J: jealous of people? not anymore, my self-esteem has gotten so much better in past years

K: killed someone? uhm a couple of times in fics (*cough* jinjin in not like this *cough*)

L: love at first sight or should i walk by again? not love but pls walk by again bc i’m probably enjoying your aesthetics

M: middle name? christine

N: number of siblings? one, an older sister

O: one wish? to adopt a kid with no family or an unhealthy one (obvs when  older and financially stable)

P: person you called last? my sister called me yesterday morning, and before that i had called my friend to tell him abt a near death experience when i was driving

R: reasons to smile? something good will happen to you, you’ll meet someone wonderful, and there’s always new experiences to happen

S: song you sang last? poet by bastille (an underrated fave)

T: time you woke up? about 8 am

U: underwear color? light heathered grey

V: vacation destination? i’d love to go to greece someday! santorini would be my first choice, and then my great-grandparents old village near thessaloniki

W: worst habit? probs my dermatillia (picking at acne on my face until it bleeds, then picking at the scabs, leaving a bunch of scars that will never go away)

X: x-rays? i got one on my tailbone one time, two years after i sprained it bc my mom didn’t believe me

Y: your favorite food? uhhh most anything tbh; i quite like the honey butter chicken sandwich from pdq

Z: zodiac sign? libra

✨ Fun Facts Tag ✨

Rules for this are:

Have fun with it!  

Tag some of your mutuals

1) Favourite colours:

orange!! and after that, any kinds of pastel or muted darks

2) Favourite song at the moment:

lotto by exo has been on replay in my head, my car, and my earbuds

3) Last book you read:

the sun and her flowers by rupi kaur

4) Last TV show you watched:

i tried to watch part-time idol bc hyunbin from jbj was in it, but within the first 15 minutes they set up an unnecessary relationship so i had to nope out of there real hard; i then reverted back to rewatching white collar for the fifth time

5) Last movie you watched:

does john mulaney’s nerflix comedy special comeback kid count?? if not, probably nightmare before christmas way back around christmastime

6) If you have a pet whats their name?:

four dogs: pheonix, kino, midge, and bess; three horses: little man, gem, and andy (ironically i’m allergic to dogs and horses, and my dad keeps buying more)

7) If you have siblings how many?:

one, my older sister

8) Favourite thing to do on a weekend:

i love doing my swim lessons and seeing all my kids!! i haven’t been able to lately bc of the weather, 

9) Best tumblr friends:

i only talk to @cheesyramynry on a daily basis, but i have a lot of blogs that i consider friendly acquaintances or casual friends as well!!

10) Favourite thing about yourself:

i value my compassion and empathy above all else; i am very much the mom friend and love to be it

11) Favourite memory:

ah i have so many; i think rn i’m gonna go with this past christmas, bc it was my last one with my grandfather

12) 3 weird habits:

swallowing gum, taking all my pills in descending size order, i tend to mimic how a singer sounds when i sing along to the song (ex: if they have a british accent, i’ll subconsciously sing in a british accent; if they stress certain syllables in certain ways, i’ll do it too)

13) What would you call your style?:

comfortable (stretchy jeans, t-shirts, hoodies) and with a few signature Gay Things (jean jacket, flannels, oversized mens’ button ups, a couple gay/bi pride shirts)

14) Odd talent:

if i have lyrics in front of me to a song i’ve never heard before, i can predict the pattern of the tunes and rhythm and sing along the first time

15) Do you have a tumblr crush?:

literally all of aroha and all of the sk fandom (y’all are the loveliest fandoms i’ve ever been a part of)

the stray kids tag

Rules: answer the questions in a new post, and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

I’ve decided that in celebration of Stray Kids pre-debut album I needed to create a tag. The ultimate goal for The Stray Kids Tag is to learn about your Tumblr mutuals, and have fun answering the Stray Kids related questions!  Here we go:

1: When did you decide to join the Stray kids fandom?

i saw a thread of information abt the suspected nine members before they were officially announced and was like ‘yes i must stan them and love them with all of my heart.’ so uh,,,,, back in august or september??

2: What is your favorite episode of Stray Kids? uhm, i’m gonna expose myself rn and let y’all know that i’ve never actually seen a full episode of the show; as soon as i heard it was gonna be a survival show, i knew that i couldn’t watch it bc my heart was too weak and i was emotionally incapable of becoming too invested while watching it; but from clips, i quite like the episode with the 3:3:3 mission, and also the last episode when all nine were reunited and told they were going to debut together

3: Who would you say is your bias in Stray kids?

my initial one was chan, and they i got rlly confused, and then slowly came to realize that it was jeongin (anything else after that is a fucking mess)

4: Who would you say is your bias wrecker in Stray kids?

literally kill me all of them bias wreck me so hard bUT hyunjin, jisung, seungmin, and chan have been wrecking me so hard in particular lately

5: What line would you want to be apart of in Stray kids? uHHH not dance line bc swimmers have 0 coordination on land; i quite like singing even tho i’m not good at, so probably that, but i can also hit all of chan’s english rap parts in 3racha songs, and keep up with lafayette’s raps in hamilton, and a lot of the english rappers i like too so uh,,, sign me up for rap line too

6: What is the first song you heard of Stray kids? hellevator

7: What is the first song you heard of 3racha? i think it was either hoodie season or runner’s high

8: What is your favorite song on their pre-debut album?

young wings or school life or yayaya (or grr or 4419 or glow or hellevator)

9: What is a concept you’d like to see Stray Kids try in the future?

i love their current optimistic and slightly rebellious teenager concept rn bc its an Eternal Mood; but i always love myself a soft boyfriend concept 

10: if you could meet with the members of Stray kids for one day what would you say to them?

how proud of them i am, and how proud of themselves they should be; i would tell them about how they’re saying things that resonate deeply for their fans and i love that they’re talking abt real world problems; i would also make sure to tell them (chan and 3racha especially) to make sure to rest more, and eat well, and take care of themselves emotionally as well as physically; and finally i’d like to tell jeongin how wonderful he is and that he’s doing so much at such a young age (lmao he’s actually eight months older than me but that’s no the point) and to never lose his cute little smile

finally done!! meri, if you actually read all of this, uh thank you????? i hope you now know everything you wanted to know abt me, and probably more than you wanted to know

i’m bad at tagging people, so if you also made it this far and haven’t done some of these tags, choose one, or a couple, or all of them and do them yourself!! just say that i tagged you!!

#mel talks #tags

[autisticthatthouknowestthine]

Rules: answer 20 questions (and then tag 20 people but i’m not doin that so blame me if you want folks!!!)

1. Name: danit! (pronounced like duh-NEET, the pun i [must] use is that i’m danit-est person introducing myself right now) 2. Nickname(s): dananimals (originally danimals), dianite (originally dynamite), international yam (punishment for a pun that failed halfway through), ‘neat, and dandush 3. Zodiac Sign: scorpio, but only in the sense that i’m an emotional fucking mess 4. Height: 5′6″ (I MADE IT FOLKS I M A D E I T) 5. Ethnicity: white/jewish/askenazi 6. Favorite Fruit: peaches, pomegranates, persimmons, figs, those teeny grapes, green grapes, nectarines, pears 7. Favorite Season: california’s seasons are all hecked up, but i like when it starts getting warm again in the spring, even though the late sunsets do Weird Things to my shit brain. i guess i also like winter bc that means i miss the sunset lol. 8. Favorite Book:  i just started reading discworld, and i’m in LOVE. but also @deadcatwithaflamethrower  ‘s Ashleshā is the book i’ve reread most, and it’s a fab time 9. Favorite Series: brooklyn nine-nine. it gets me out of bad times. 10. Favorite Flower: moss, bluebells, roses 11. Favorite Color: dark teal 12. Favorite Animal: cats, turtles, sneks, lizards of every kind, cows, goats n sheep, deer, CHICKENS 13. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: chocolatey hot chocolate w nondairy milk is the L I T E R A L  L O V E  O F  M Y  L I F E 14. Average hours of sleep per night: 3-10 15. Cats or Dogs: im love them both, but i’m very good w cts and not good w dogs. im love them, even though i’m getting over a fear of dogs. love them. 16. Favorite Fictional Characters: hmmmmm spock. tos spock. data, holt and kevin from b99. probably more at some point. 17. Dream Trip: I go to a place and the hotel has lots of windows. i wake up in the morning warm and not disoriented, and stay up for a while in bed before getting up. there’s a balcony, and while the floor is slate, it’s not cold. i can see the sea. i drink sparkling pomegranate juice and go back to sleep. i wake up and it is night, and i dress up and take a taxi to the beach. the nightlife is muted, and further down the beach there are a few bonfires. the shops are for food, mostly, and ai can faintly hear the sounds of a fish market. the wind blows the other way, and all i can spell is the sea. my hair is long and silky, and the wind pushed through it like an old friend, soft and warm. I’m in a long dress. my arms are bare. i’m not worried about mosquitoes. although i am standing still and there are people moving up and down the street, i am spared only the most cursory glances. i am standing on the street, but i am alone, cradled by a city that doesn’t care about me in the vast kind way cities sometimes do, and between the sea. i stand on the pavement, content, and i see something breach the water. even though i can’t be sure it’s a dolphin, i know it means it’s time to go. i get a fruit from one of the carts, and its taste reminds me of a harmless happy memory. i go back to sleep. maybe i wake up early and take the bus and swim in the sea while it’s calm in the morning and shower when i come back. maybe i eat breakfast and it’s fruit and i’m content.maybe i sleep. i don’t know. but it’s a week and i emerge refreshed and well-rested. it’s the first time. for the rest of my life, it will linger at the edges of me, and i’ll find comfort in it. 18. Number of Followers: 16 not porn blogs. 32 total.  19. Blog Created: this one?? i have no idea but i’ve been on tumblr sinceeeeee 2012. yea 2012. wow, half a decade.

#ask me #memery #long post

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt. 14

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

i got my harry potter nerd on for this chapter, mostly because i wanted to write and didn't know what to write about

also, i'm glad you all liked the previous chapter <3

dipshit = adrien fergie = alya no = nino dancing queen = mari

enjoy~

16:30

fergie: its 2 quiet in here time for the #discourse

no: no

fergie: shit im blanking i need a topiC @the babs: someone pls

no: i refuse to support this

dipshit: Anything?

fergie: yes

dipshit: Ok give me a second

no: fuck dude i just wanted a day of chill

fergie: babe with friends like us thats just not possible

dancing queen: What are we doing??

dipshit: Hogwarts house discourse Go

no: i cant believe i have to break up with you

fergie renamed this conversation to “hogwarts house discourse”.

dancing queen: Oh no

fergie: alright alright alright adrien = puff mari = puff nino = puff

dipshit: How do you figure

no: uhhh

dancing queen: Sorry al that seems wrong

dancing queen: oh it is it definitely is but ur all sweet enough for hufflepuff and loyal and we all eat too much food hmmm realistic one… adrien = puff mari = snake nino = raven mayb

dipshit: Make Mari Gryffindor and I’ll agree with you

fergie: whaaaaaat our girl is ambitious aF theres no way

dipshit: But she’s also a really strong leader and incredibly brave

dancing queen: If were arguing over anyone Id say adrien should be a gryffindor Oh wait maybe ravneclaw???? Hes super smart Shit this is really hard? He could be in three???

no: the fuck i was thinking slytherin actually

fergie: ???

dancing queen: ???????

no: listen my dudes the hat takes what you want into consideration right? it does it for harry anyway

fergie: what does this have to do with marshmallow being a snake which is just not accurate

no: im getting there

dipshit: Are we going by stereotypes or nah

dancing queen: Nah The stereotypes suck

no: im just saying theres no fucking way if we were wizards teh agrestes wouldnt be pure bloods and gabriel would be classic fucking slytherin

dancing queen: Ok Ill agree with that

fergie: mhmmmm

dipshit: I wouldn’t say that

no: bro even if you arent going off stereotypes your old man is probably the mos t ambitious perosn ive ever met like scary mari is almost as scary

dancing queen: Hey!!!!!!

fergie: so sorting hat

no has changed their name to sorting hat.

sorting hat: sup

fergie: are u saying adrien would ASK 2 b slytherin

sorting hat: well yeah yeah i am 

fergie: …………… i did not consider

sorting hat: i know you didnt

dancing queen: First of all since we cant decide and Im getting mixed answers from online quizzes

dancing queen has changed their name to lion snake.

lion snake: Second of all doesnt the hat also base it off of what you value the most??

dipshit: Lion snake? Like a chimera?

fergie: nerd

dipshit: Actually the chimera also has a goat ignore me

sorting hat: what the fuck

dipshit: Greek mythology

fergie: u kno what i dont wanna kno

dipshit: Anyway back to this

sorting hat: oh yeah anywa yeah the hat does but adrien wanting to please his dad might overrule that idk my dude jk didnt exactly lay ou t the rules of this super great

fergie: jk needs to c h i l l and ye each of the golden trio couldve ended up in at least one other house

dipshit: That would’ve been cool Also I don’t think I try to please my dad that much

fergie: oh sweetheart

sorting hat: dude

lion snake: Adrien you really really do

dipshit: Really?

fergie has changed their name to adriens legal guardian.

adriens legal guardian: someone needs to take care of you

dipshit: I promise I’m fine I’ve got Nathalie

sorting hat: does nathalie give you hugs

dipshit: No? Why is that relevant?

adriens legal guardian: SHE DOESNT COUNT THEN #HUGADRIENAGRESTE2K17

adriens legal guardian has changed their name to i love adrien.

i love adrien: turn on ur location agreste

dipshit: Please know that’s actually kind of creepy I’m at home you don’t have to worry about location

i love adrien: hella

sorting hat: alya chill out with the name chagnes also now im gonna be confuse d

i love adrien: i love him too but truuuuu

dipshit: ????

i love adrien: can i change it

sorting hat: last time for today??

i love adrien: ilysm

i love adrien has changed their name to cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub

dipshit: I have a fanclub? Wait that wasn’t the smartest thing to say

lion snake: Its a good thing youre cute

dipshit: I try to ignore them

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: have u ever been on the official insta of the fanclub bc its hilarious and beautiful

dipshit: …. Alya why

sorting hat: oh we totally googled you

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: mhm

lion snake: ^^^^

dipshit: That’s…..nice of you?

lion snake: Sorry if that makes you uncomfortable omg

dipshit: It’s just? Kinda weird?? I don’t mind and I probably should’ve expected it I just forget sometimes that that’s a thing people can/will do

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: adri if it makes u feel any better i google everyone ive googled everyone in this chat in our class their parents ymself random strangers if im able to

sorting hat: that is not surprising at all

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ur not special i mean u r ur v special to me and ilysm but not here everyone gets googled and twitter stalked also tell whoevers running ur official accounts to be less lame idc about salad u eat

dipshit: What????

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ur social media is B O R I N G i kno u dont run it but i still expected more memes

dipshit: Honestly I don’t look at it

sorting hat: its like the person we thought you were when we first met you except more boring

lion snake: Ok no thats not true Because I thought he was an asshole

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh shit tru

dipshit: Ahhhh yeah sorry about that

lion snake: Its fine I promise!!! Weve talked about this Its like Super perfect adn model-y and professional andnot  at all a teenage loser who stayed up until 2 watching sailor moon and eating doritos

sorting hat: fucking relatable

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: weebs

sorting hat: yo youre the one who decided to date some

lion snake: Hey Ive never asked Adrien do you have unofficial personal social media???

dipshit: ……………………. Shhhhhh

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: WHAAAAAAAT LINKS LINK S LINKS LINSK

dipshit: I have a tumblr but that’s it

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh my go d this weekend  we get 2gether adn make adrien all the social media and we revamp his tumblr bc ur theme sucks

dipshit: ???? You’ve never even seen it???

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i know it does marsh !!!!!!!! can u imagine if lb and cn had social media!!!!! id c r y

PM between dipshit and lion snake

dipshit: P l e a s e

lion snake: Oh my og d

dipshit: Please please please please please please please plEASE

lion snake: HOld on!!! Im discussing with tikki

dipshit: Plagg says he doesn’t care what we do

lion snake: Yeah we arent trusting him

dipshit: Fair enough WHAT IF I CAN GET SNAPCHAT ON MY BATON A LITERAL SNAPCHAT

lion snake: No Just because of that No

dipshit: Pleaaaaaseeeeeeeee My lady it’ll be great I swear

lion snake: U gh Well talk on it on patrol tonight k??

dipshit: YES!!!!

19:05 in hogwarts house discourse

sorting hat: i know weve moved on but man. fuck snape

 20:12

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: do u think if i track down lb and cn and ask them for their hogwarts houses theyll tell me

sorting hat: worth a shot?

 20:42

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: update: chat says ladybg is a gryffindor and lb says shes iether that or slytherin so like mari and they cant agree on cn

 22:53

sorting hat: damn you adrien i cant stop thinking about this what is mari?? what is adrien??? what am i?? al youre either gryffindor or ravenclaw ive decided

lion snake: Youre the sorting hat shouldnt you know all???

sorting hat: bruh we need the actual sorting hat for this

lion snake: Fair enough

sorting hat: lets say adrien is a hatstall and move on

3:03

PM between dipshit and lion snake

dipshit: Rise and shine bugaboo Akuma at 3 o’clock Literally 3 o’clock the time not the like If you’re using 12, 3, 6, and 9 as directions It’s not You know what My tracker on my baton is turned on so use that to find me

 3:08

dipshit: Mari Mari Alright plan b I’m gonna call  you and if you don’t pick up I’m going to show up on your balcony Which sounds creepy but also this akuma is now stacking cars and I don’t really know what to do? They aren’t even trying to do anything else right now Am I missing something??? I’m confused

 3:12

lion snake has changed their name to ahHHH

ahHHH: IM SO SORRY Tikki woke me up my phone was muted She says Waitw e dont hav etime for this Ive gotta transform so Ill talk to you when I get there??

dipshit: It’s fine just watching an akuma build a tower out of cars Remind me to show you how to sync Skype up to your yoyo

ahHHH: Youre on skype on your baton??

dipshit: Yeah it makes things easier

ahHHH: Huh Al and nino didnt wake up?

dipshit: I think the akumas too far away for them to hear, but also it’s not exactly being distructive When we actually start fighting people might start waking up but for now it’s being pretty quiet even with the car stacking

ahHHH: Well thats good they need their sleep Wait if the akuma was quiet how did you know??

dipshit: People started posting to the Ladyblog forums and I had that open in another tab

ahHHH: ???/ Why were you up????

dipshit: Bad night I couldn’t sleep so I put on Howl’s Moving Castle

ahHHH: Feeling any better?

dipshit: I’m sure I’ll feel better when I see you :3

ahHHH: Oh myg do Itst oo early for this Ill see you in fa few just stop that cat face

dipshit: ;3

#adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #ml fanfic #my fics #wanna chat