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#it’s a party that ends with somebody’s head on a spike
kitsebastianconnor · 1 year
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Mean Girls Musical Soundtrack only bad for miserable people! I'm having a blast!
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elijah-doodle · 1 month
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ITS A REVENGE PARTY
A PARTY THAT ENDS
WITH SOMEBODY’S HEAD ON A SPIKE!!!
BABABABABABABAAAAMMMM LOOKIE HERE ITS THE REFS FOR MY MEAN GIRLS AU >3
I’m creating a dynamic no one has thought of. [REBLOG MY ART PLEASE THIS IS A THREAT.]
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Get to Know Me tag
Ultimate Addition
Been tagged with multiple versions of this. Will do this all in one.
And maybe this will be the definitive version.
Thanks to: @herrmannhalsteadproduction here, @sleepywriter00 here, @mk-writes-stuff here and here, @dyrewrites here, @infinnative here, @buffythevampirelover here, and @mysticstarlightduck here.
Tagging @illarian-rambling @gottestod-writes @cowboybrunch @blind-the-winds @uninspired-platypuss @little-peril-stories @loopyhoopywrites @its-on-site @aalinaaaaaa @randomlettrrsqqssfxwcvhxnqbwriro @thepeculiarbird + anyone else
(y'all don't have to do all of these - pick one. Honestly you can do all of them but like...only if you really want to)
Version 1
Last Song - Driving the Last Spike (Genesis)
Currently Watching - Star Trek Voyager in my trek marathon, still have a little bit of Phineas and Ferb to rewatch, MythBusters, Whose Line is it Anyway, The Bad Batch as it comes out, and I keep forgetting the last bit of Hamster and Gretel is on D+ rip
Three Ships - uhhh the least controversial I feel will be Robin/Starfire (Teen Titans), Kirk/Spock (Star Trek), and Dakota/Cavendish (Milo Murphy's Law)
Favorite color - T E A L 🩵💚 it slaps. Btw this: 🩵 is not teal but it's the emoji that pops up when I type teal wtf teal is GREENER that's like cyan which also has the same emoji I'm sick of people calling light blue teal
Currently reading - beta reading Whispers by @magic-is-something-we-create and making my way through Purple Hyacinth on Webtoon
Currently consuming - uh just woke up will have my coffee in a bit
Place of birth - Earth
Currently location - pretty sure it's Earth
Last movie - True Lies (first time watching)
Version 2
Are you named after anyone? No my mom was sick of the family name she was given so revolted against peer pressure.
When was the last time you cried? Uhh couple days ago got caught in traffic due to an accident and went a separate way only to find myself on the feeder road with more traffic from another accident so I had to pull into a Jaguar parking lot before I got full a panic attack
Do you have kids? No please dear God. Future students are my kids.
What sport do you/have you played? Soccer when I was like in kindergarten.
Do you sarcasm? See next answer
What's the first thing you notice about someone? That they exist
Eye color? Brown
Scary movie or happy ending? These aren't opposites?? Scary movies have happy endings! So happy endings.
Any talents? Uh, writing, I guess. Media analysis. I can read fast. I'm Gen Z and can write in cursive. I kick ass at the puzzle match mini game on Wii Party.
Where were you born? *Double checks* yeah still Earth
Hobbies? Writing, reading, watching TV, scrolling through Tumblr, media analysis, watching YouTube, daydreaming, listening to music, useless data analysis
Any pets? Two cats
Height? 5'4
Favorite subject? ELAR (reading/writing) that's why I want to teach it
Dream job? See above
Version 3
Currently reading - answered this above
Last song - I'm doing this on a different day (sorry) and now it's Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Queen)
Currently watching - said above
Current fic - uh I'm just reading the stuff I already said
Current hyperfixation - brain recently has been toggling between Phineas and Ferb, Teen Titans (2003), Avatar The Last Airbender, Megamind, and my WIP The Secret Portal so uh pick one
Favorite color - T E A L
Sweet/spicy/savory - I guess savory but yeah depends on mood
Relationship status - happily dating ❤️
Last thing I Googled - Ming-Na Wen (wanted to know her age. She's 60)
Song stuck in my head - currently Somebody To Love (Queen - was listening to the greatest hits)
Favorite food - my dad's food, specifically his Cincinnati chili and his cake
Dream trip - New Zealand or Tokyo
Version 4
(highlight what describes you)
APPEARANCE
Dark hair* // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don't often smile// I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards
*up for debate
ACTIVITIES/INTERESTS
I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami* // I prefer movies to tv shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with friends // I travel during work or school breaks // I can do a handstand
*with instructions and not well
RELATIONSHIPS
I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year// I have a crush* // I have a friend I've known for ten years // my parents are together // I have dated my best friend+ // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me // I have a long distance relationship^ // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online
*does my gf count as a crush? I still act like it lol
+am dating
^i think this is referring to romance but I do have other friends in other states
SEASONS
I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise* // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colours // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season
*I think once could be making that up
Take your bets if I'm an outdoorsy person (nope)
MISCELLANEOUS
I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote // I like the smell of Sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower* // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed+ // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least 3 dogs
*quietly
+used to
Woo! This was a LOT holy shit. Hope you know more about me!
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knoxslut · 9 months
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envy : johnny knoxville
💗warnings: jealous johnny, kind of rough smut, alcohol
💗summary: you and johnny had been best friends but one night he confesses something that changes ur relationship forever!!
💗a/n: I kind of hate this but it’s my first fic pls don’t bully me 🤙🤙
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Being a part of the jackass cast was the best job you could’ve asked for. You get to hang with your buddies all day for work, and at night you go to parties, bars, and clubs with them. Although it could be tough to deal with them sometimes, you could always handle it.
You had been best friends with bam and his family since you were young. You and the cKy crew grew up together. That’s how you eventually landed your spot in the jackass crew.
The moment you met the infamous Johnny Knoxville, something clicked. You two hit it off instantly, cracking each other up with jokes and stories. He was your best friend besides your cky buddies. Everyone would always tease you two about “how in love” you were, and you pretended to not care and be grossed out by it, even if you really did have a little crush on him. You knew he would never feel the same, so you tried your best to hide your feelings for him from everybody.
Work had run long into the night, and everyone decided to go out on the town together and meet up at some bar a little ways from set. You rushed home and put on a cute outfit that you hoped would spark attention.
Arriving at the bar, you saw bam, ryan, johnny, spike, and steveo sitting at a table in the back of the bar, sipping on beers, talking and laughing. You started walking over and they immediately put their eyes on you. “Y/n’s here!” Steve-o shouted. He stood up and hugged you with a firm, joking hit on the back. “Where’s everyone else?” You say. “They’re coming soon, probably fucking around on set still.” Bam says.
You can feel somebody’s eyes lingering on you. Johnny is staring at you, up and down, down and up, until he gets to your face. “Hey y/n. Sit down!” Johnny says, with his signature smile on his face, patting the seat next to him. You smile and sit as you see pontius, dave, ehren, wee-man, and preston walk into the bar.
After an hour or two, the bar is full and people are crowded on the dance floor. Everybody but johnny and spike are either getting more drinks, or dancing. You, steveo and pontius are on the dance floor, being stupid but having the time of your lives. “You look really pretty tonight,” pontius says to you. “Really? Thanks!” You say, genuinely complimented. Steve-o has found some girl to dance with, so you and pontius come to a silent agreement to be dance partners. You guys start dancing to whatever song is playing, holding hands. As the dancing progresses, you end up with your face pressed against his chest, arms wrapped around his waist, and his arms dangerously low on your back. You look over to johnny, who’s staring at you with an expression on his face you just can’t seem to figure out.
You and pontius are looking each other in the eyes, smiling and giggling together about something when you feel an arm grab you. You whip your head around ready to punch someone, but it’s Johnny. You were confused as to why he has grabbed you, but you smiled at him nonetheless. “Can I talk to you outside for a second? Sorry Pontius.” He says, sternly and quickly. He yanks you out of chris’s grip and pulls you out the back door of the bar, and faces you once you come out of the door.
You look at him with confusion. “What were you doing out there?” He says to you. You’re trying to look into his eyes to grasp any sense of emotion but you can’t because of his aviators. “Having fun, what are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the fact that you were letting Chris undress you with his eyes and then grope you on the dance floor!” You’re taken aback by his statement. “I let him undress me with his eyes and I let him grope me? What are you talking about? All we did was dance together! And plus even if he was doing all of that, why does it matter to you? It’s not like you’re my mom, who do you think you-“
Your statement gets cut off as johnny quickly comes down and kisses you passionately. You can taste the beer on his mouth and you can smell the cologne on him, and you loved it. He pulls away from the kiss, and looks you in the eyes. You’re too stunned to speak a word. “Do you know how long I’ve wanted to do that? Since the day we met. You were the most beautiful woman i had ever seen. I just couldnt stand watching you with him tonight, im so-“ you cut him off and connect your lips with his once more, cutting him off just as he did to you a few moments ago. You hold his face as he holds your waist.
You had never dreamed that this would ever happen. Hearing Johnny say he wanted you since the day you met set your body ablaze. There was a growing fire in you as the kiss got more and more needy. Johnny pulls away quickly and the air is filled with the sound of your guys’s light panting. “Can we take this back to my place?” He says. All you can do is nod, making him smile. You two race to get back to his place and as soon as you get inside, you’re slammed up against the door, and kissed roughly.
Johnny forces his tongue into your mouth as they start battling for dominance. He breaks away for air and then picks you up so your stomach is against his and your legs are wrapped around his waist, then he starts bringing you upstairs. You place your arms on his shoulders and start trailing kisses from his jaw to his semi-exposed collarbone. You nip and leave lovebites all over the left side of his neck. You’re dropped onto his bed and he’s immediately over you, dark brown eyes burning into yours.
He brings his head next to yours so he can whisper in your ear, and puts his hands where your waist meets your hips. “Since the day we’ve met, I’ve wanted to fuck you until you come apart on my cock and every hole you have is filled with my cum. Is that what you want?” every word he said sent a shock to your core and took your breath out of your lungs. You can only nod as a devilish grin spreads across his face.
He lifts your shirt off of you and unhooks your bra. He comes up and stares at your uncovered upper body in front of him. “God, you’re beautiful.” You smile at the praise as he dives in to your neck, kissing and nipping down your chest all the way to your pants, you moaning in a mix of pain and pleasure each time he bites. He skillfully unbuttons and unzips your jeans using his teeth, then rips your pants off with his hands.
He starts rubbing your clit through your panties. You whimper and cover your mouth trying to conceal the moans bursting out of you. With his other hand, Johnny pulls your hand off of your mouth. “Let me hear you. Let everyone know who makes you feel good.” With his words, you start moaning freely and breathlessly saying his name. “Yeah, you like that?” He says with a sinister look in his eyes. You moan in response and squirm with his every movement.
He takes you by your hand and lifts you to stand up. “Now are you gonna use your words, or is your mouth only useful when it’s on my cock?” Yeah you probably could’ve spoken if you really tried, but you wanted the latter anyways. “Ok, fine.” He says and pushes you down to your knees. You start unbuckling his belt as fast as possible. His pants drop and he’s left with an obvious bulge in his boxers. You start palming at it and rubbing through the fabric. Each time he groans you squeeze your thighs tighter.
You hook your fingers in the waistband of his boxers and pull down, revealing his hard cock. You take it in your hand and swirl your tongue around the tip. Johnny puts his hand in your hair and grabs it, then starts lightly tugging at your hair each time you move your tongue. You quickly start taking more of him in, as much as you can each time. He starts moving your head up and down his cock, gently rocking his hips every time.
You start gagging on his cock each time it hits the back of your throat and tears start to prick at your eyes. Johnny is now completely controlling the movements, and you let him. Suddenly, he pulls you off. You’re pulled up and slammed back into the bed. Johnny pulls your underwear down, throwing it behind him with no regard for where they end up. He pulls his shirt off as quick as possible, and your eyes immediately land on his body. You reach to grab him but your hands are harshly pushed back into the bed. Johnny grabs your wrists, bringing them up over your head and holding them with one hand.
You gaze into his eyes, giving him a desperate look. He grabs his cock and runs it through your folds once before harshly shoving into you. Giving you no time to adjust, he starts at a rapid pace. The pain turns quickly into immense pleasure as you let out pornographic moans. “yeah. you like being fucked like the slut you are?” You only moan in response. “cant even respond. guess you’re only good at being fucked senseless, huh?”
your vision is blurry and you can barely hear, all of your focus on how good you feel. You can feel yourself getting closer to the edge, and you start clenching around Johnny. “shit doll, you keep doin that and I’m gonna-“ He interrupts himself with a moan. “oh shit, sweetheart I’m close.” He brings his hand that isn’t holding your hands to your neck, lightly squeezing. Your nails run against his back, hard and scratching, for sure gonna leave marks in the morning.
He brings his hands to your clit, rubbing fast circles, sending you over the edge. You clench around him before he throws his head back with a low, loud groan, spilling inside of you. your eyes roll to the back of your head in pure bliss. you look back at Johnny through half lidded eyes and you can see him staring at you with a smile on his face. “I wish you could see yourself, doll. you look like an angel.”
Your smile grows wide at his words and he comes down to give you a kiss. This one was different from the last ones. It was slow, gentle, and loving. He pulls away as you sit up on the bed. “I’ll be right back.” he runs out of the room and comes back in with new boxers on, a towel, and one of his old T-shirts. he hands you the shirt to put on as he wipes your core with the towel, grinning when he sees you shudder as the towel swipes through your sensitive folds.
he climbs into bed and pulls the two of you under the covers. you cuddle up to him and put your head on his chest. his arm comes around to hold you close and you feel his soft breath on your neck. you look up at him and smile. “I really like you, johnny.” he looks back at you with a goofy smile. “I really like you too.”
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ilostyou · 2 days
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a revenge 💃🏻 party 🕺🏻 a party 💃🏻 that ends 🕺🏻 with somebody’s 💃🏻 head 🕺🏻 on a spike 💃🏻
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marvelandponder · 26 days
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💖 🖊? Maybe these can go hand in hand! (Unless you want to keep your favourite parts for when they come out haha)
Fanfic Ask Game! Hehehehe! I was hoping somebody would use the pen! I'll answer the first one in general, then give you a snippet from an upcoming story I just finished revising (off to be illustrated!) 💖 What do you like most about your own writing? Hard to say, but I really love writing and dialogue. I've had to read back so much of my own stuff since I try to edit it to a good point before it goes to Bevin - so I will admit a terrible sin: I laugh at my own jokes. I also cry at my own stories, but I cry easy! 🖊 Post a snippet from a current WIP. (let's goooooo!)
Her knuckles clunked against the hardwood, resounding.  Floorboards shifted and sifted dust until a chain lock clocked open, and the door stepped back to let a half-awake, swollen-eyed Timber Spruce work out how to parse the view. “Sunset Shimmer?”
Mud clung to her rain-filled boots as Sunset stood on his covered porch feeling like a wet rat in a sewer drain. “... Hi,” she said, soaked through. “I’m sorry. I know it’s late, and dark, and you probably don’t exactly want to see me…” Over her shoulder, the rain splattered on her motorcycle, pouring off the roof. What’s he supposed to think? Any sense of cool had abandoned her and a chill broke through her layers. “I’ve got something I need to say to you.”
All the sleep loitering his eyes cleared out, and Timber brightened as if a shiny new bus pulled into camp. Chest sitting higher enough for her to notice his musculature, he pulled the door open with all the enthusiasm she got out of Banana or Spike. “Yeah?”
She got one look down at herself. He seemed to do the same, and he elected to join her on the porch. As he did, she reached into the inner pocket⁠ of her jacket and pulled out what she came for: two tickets to the Fall Formal. 
Once he locked eyes with the ticket stubs, the power of his intense brows shrouded over everything, trees fallen on the forest floor. Thunder rumbled somewhere so far off that it could’ve been a bend in the wind. “Oh, no,” Timber said, kind of smiling. “I gave those to Twilight. She should get a chance to use them with someone.”
Sunset only moved to nod. Her leather creaked like the rain.
The firm hold his brows had deepend, gutting a trench between themselves⁠ until suddenly, they let go. 
“Get back together with her,” she said, blacker than the pitch outside of the porch. 
“Sunset⁠—”
“You make her laugh. You’re the same kind of weird. You’re good for her.” She could hear the rasp of her voice working over that one. “Maybe she rolled her eyes a lot and things ended, but I was there. I know she loved you. And I can guess how you feel about her.”
Timber listened to her in the rain in his pajamas and bedhead-hair. 
“I thought if you broke up, she’d be sad but…” Celestia, the sound of how she cried the first night. Twilight’s rawed out voice dragged out into shaking quiet before another blast like each breath was a new wave. Sunset’s hand gripped her own soaked shirt just the same as she’d gripped the shirt on Twilight’s back. Mist crested off the eavesdrops. “I want her to stop hurting,” she said, Timber’s edges blurred. “She’s my best friend in any world.⁠⁠” Dull-eyed, she shook her head, tickets raised. “So? What’s stopping you? Go on and ask her to the dance.” 
The wind changed and Timber shook his overly fluffy head. “... You have to know I’m not going to do that, right? You have to know that.”
Sunset’s ribs cramped, stitches in her sides. She shoved the tickets into his chest. “C’mon! I know you still like her! You crazy kids deserve each other⁠—what’s wrong with you?”
Rubbing the spot where the mushrooms on his shirt distinguished him as a Fungi at Parties, Timber looked down at the tickets at his chest like he was expecting something else to be there. “I don’t know what she told you about our breakup but think about it for a second: You’re talking about Twilight Sparkle.” He turned his chin to slant his look to her. “You really think she’d ever make a big decision without thinking it through?”
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Imagine a party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing
And caaaaake
And there's a magic act
That cuts Megatron in half
AND THIS TIME IT'LL TAAAAAAKE
ITS A REVEEEENGE PARRRRTTYYYYY
A PARTY THAT ENDS
WITH SOMEBODIES HEAD ON A SPIKE
A REVENNNNGGEEEEE PARTY
WITH YOUR ROBOT BEST FRIENDS
ITS LIKE A PARTY WITH REVENGE IS WHAT ITS LIIIIIIKEEEEEEE
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lou-struck · 1 year
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Cozy in the Closet
Tamaki Amajiki x Reader
Day 2: Winter Coat Closet
25 Days of Ficmas Masterlist
~After the events of last year's Christmas party, Tamaki really wants to lay low.
*This is a bit of a sequel to last year's fic. Link HERE
There is nothing quite like a good party to get one in the Christmas Spirit. After The enormous success of last year, the BMI hero Fat Gum decided to don his Santa suit and host his holiday bash once again.
Everyone in the agency and their plus ones were invited. The energy levels were off the charts, and everybody was excited to go. Everybody except for your boyfriend Tamaki Amajiki.
Last year, your typically shy boyfriend didn’t realize that the eggnog was Spike last year and got a bit more confident than he usually did. Between dancing on the tabletops and trying to steal Christmas decorations, he’s a bit embarrassed about his behavior.
But fat gum is his boss, and he feels that as a hero he has to go to the party for at least an hour. With you at his side though, you assure him that he would be able to get through the evening.
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If you promised Tamaki that you would get through the night together, why exactly are you alone at the party?
This is your train of thought as you wander through the party carefully trying not to spill the cups of spiked eggnog in your hand down the backs of the other partygoers.
Between the laughter and the music surrounding you, calling for Tamaki would be useless, especially since he probably wouldn’t respond if you called anyway. He hates drawing that kind of attention to himself.
Your only choice is to retrace your steps, a vague sense of familiarity washing over you from last year.
Passing the buffet tables and some ideal hiding corners you still are unable to find him, It isn't until you pass one of the coat closets you see the ends of a familiar-looking scarf wedged tightly in the door.
Curiously you get closer to the closet and hear some light shuffling from the inside.
You raise your hand to the doorknob but stop yourself before committing to opening it. What if it's not Tamaki behind the door? What if you accidentally walk in on a couple in the middle of a drunken rendezvous?
You shudder at the thought and decide to knock.
“Tama? Are you in there?” you ask softly.
“Y/n, i-is that you?” his muffled voice returns from behind the wooden door.
A smile tugs at your lips, “ it sure is, I brought drinks. Are you going to let me in?“
You hear the faint sound of shuffling as the Knob to the closet door twists open. Inside, you are met with the adorable site of your pro-hero boyfriend hiding amongst the fur-lined jackets of the other partygoers.
Handing him the 2 cups, you sneak into the closet yourself and shut the door behind you. The two of you sit side-by-side.
The closet is much roomier than you had anticipated. Your legs can be fully extended without hitting the other wall, and the coats are hanging high enough so that they’re not brushing in either of your faces. Tamaki really knows how to pick the best hiding spot.
“How did you know where to find me? “He asks, even in the darkened room you see that his face has a heavy blushing embarrassment.
“ I just got lucky,” you answer. “Next time you really need to tell me where we’re going to be hiding so I don’t have to look for you for so long.“
“S-sorry,” he stutters, “when I went to the snack table somebody was telling me that they remember me from last year. I was so embarrassed I just had to get out of there.“
“ After all that, did you get any snacks?” You ask curiously, you were so preoccupied getting drinks that you didn’t even think about all the wonderful snacks that the two of you are missing out on.
“I got a little plate, but I didn't get to look at everything,” he says sullenly. “The best thing about these kinds of parties is the food and all I got was a handful of crackers and some cheese.”
You lean your head against his shoulder and give him a sad little hum. “You didn’t even get to the chocolate fountain?”
He set up a bit straighter at the mention of a chocolate fountain, “Where was that? he set up a bit straighter at the mention of a chocolate fountain, “where was that?”
Knowing you’ve piqued his interest you smile victoriously. “Oh, it was by the dessert bar, next to the sushi station. I can’t believe you missed it.” putting him on the shoulder comfortingly you take a sip of your drink before continuing. “But if you don’t want any of that, we can go home right now, it may take a little bit for the valley to get her car but they can just stay in the closet. “
The Deep growling of his stomach answers before he does. Even in the dark, you can imagine him hiding his face in his sleeves in embarrassment. “Uhhh well, we should make the most of this. “He gulps. “ We should t-try some of the snacks… I mean… Before we go.”
“That sounds like a good idea Tama,” you say, “if we stayed in here, imagine having to explain to the person trying to get their coat what we’re doing in here.”
He nods in agreement
As you reach for the hand he places his over yours. “Wait, I can go first to tell you if the coast is clear.”
You Pause. Tamaki is one of the bravest people you know, he will rush into burning buildings and fight armed assailants with little hesitation, but risking embarrassing himself like this is something that you would never picture himself doing. “A-are you sure about this?” you question, “I don't mind being the one to get caught like this.”
“No, it is my fault we got in here in the first place. he says boldly, “I need to do this for us.” He pauses, “J-just let me finish my drink first.
The sound of his chugging is heard and as he sets his cup down he places his hand on the doorknob and opens it slowly. Leaning over you he sticks his head out to check if anyone is watching. “Okay, the coast is clear he says opening the door a bit wider and getting to his feet before turning around and helping you up.
“Thank you Tama,” you say getting to your feet. Now in the light, you get a better glimpse of your handsomely shy boyfriend. Strands of his indigo hair are messily sticking up from the closet’s static. ”Here, let me fix that for you. “
Gently you run your fingers through his hair and bring the strands back down to earth. The tips of his ears heat up, but he gets a tender and wobbly smile on his face. “ Thank you, My Butterfly. He says softly giving you a deeply affectionate kiss. “ now let’s go raid that snack table.”
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salithemage · 2 months
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a revenge party
a party that ends
with somebody's head on a spike
it's a revenge party
with your two best friends
a party with a bear and with a dyke
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hecateisalesbian · 2 months
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A REVENGE PARTY! A PARTY THAY ENDS WITH SOMEBODYS HEAD ON A SPIKE!!!
ITS A REVENGE PARTY WITH YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS!!!!!
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star---burner · 3 months
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you cant let me sleep over at ypur house ever cause youll just fuckingh wake up at 4 am and ill be looking through everyrhing you own and ever will own playing revenge party a party that ends with somebodys head on a spike or some shit
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masterlist!
Haikyuu:
tsukishima kei
scars: understanding, compassion, support- tsukishima notices your scars and decides to confront you about them.
atsumu miya
serendipitous spike- you confess to atsumu after cheerleading for one of his games.
bokuto koutaro
unexpected discovery- somebody catches the two of you cuddling in his house and you and bokuto laugh about it
paws and spike- bokuto meets your cat that doesn't like him and has to try his absolute hardest
harmonizing differences- bokuto and you really hit it off after you kept meeting in the bookstore
midnight rescues- your parents are fighting, and bokuto brings you to his house for an escape
warmth in embrace- you and bokuto cuddle on his couch after a long day
suna rintarou
embrace of dreams- you snuggle up to suna while your sleeping and he secretly thinks it's cute
hinata shoyo
sweet nicknames- hinata calls you a pet name for the first time and you grow to love it
kageyama tobio
unveiling secrets- you jump onto kageyama during practice one day and he gets flustered
embracing love- kageyama introduces you to his team with the thought that you like affection in the back of his mind
longing for slumber - kageyama goes away and you can't sleep if he's not with you
One Piece:
monkey d. luffy
guided by determination- you have anxiety, and luffy's determination always seems to shut it up
Attack on Titan:
eren yeager
dreams on your lap- you're at a party with your best friend eren, and you fall soundly asleep on his lap
the spectator - eren sings at a bar every friday and levi the matchmaker was too sick of your face to not tell him that you've been watching him sing for a little too long
levi ackerman
unseen scars- levi notices your scars and confronts you about them privately
Stranger Things:
mike wheeler
echoes of nightmares- your first time sharing a bed with mike, and you're already waking him up in the middle of the night with your nightmares
Ouran High School Host Club:
nothing yet
Jujutsu Kaisen:
nothing yet
My Hero Academia:
bakugou katsuki
sparks and stumbles- you're super clumsy, and bakugou ends up becoming super protective over you
Bungo Stray Dogs:
nothing yet
Kuroko's Basetball:
kise riyouta
shattered reflections- you start crying during one of his basketball games and he tells you that it's okay to cry
The Outsiders:
sodapop curtis
promises of the heart- ponyboy catches the two of you cuddling and soda makes him promise not to tell darry
promises of the heart (2)- darry catches you and accepts your relationship as long as you care for him as much as he cares for you
meeting the greasers- you, sodapop's shy girlfriend, meets the gang, soda's extroverted friends
embrace of serenity- you and sodapop cuddle on the couch, but this time it's extra detailed and fluffy
midnight rendezvous- soda sneaks out if the house to see you because he doesn't like being away from you for that long. he gets a long lecture from darry when he gets home
ponyboy curtis
unveiling hidden affections- darry sees you cuddling with his brother on the couch. he has no clue who you are. the two of you have no choice but to tell darry that the two of you are together
dallas wintston
in the arms of rebellion- you and dally cuddle. that's it.
Outer Banks:
jj maybank
sunrise cuddles and pogues laughter - you and jj end up cuddling while you're sleeping and that's what the rest of the pogues wake up to see
unexpected bluntness - jj's girlfriend is basically a bitch until you get to know her
inseparable souls - jj and the reader never are apart, even on the sand at the beach
late night comfort - a big fight happened at the reader's house, and jj is left picking up the pieces
30 works >:)
(i technically come up with every single one of these ideas with my own head unless specified that it was a request)
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Self Dysmorphia-McKenna Grace
Cherry lip, apocalypse The world ends at her perfect hips Sweetest smile on the internet How could I compete with that?
I stare into my floor-length mirror, watery eyes meet mine. Taking glances at every feature of my face, cherry red lips mocking me. Smiling, I wipe away my tears, a sigh leaves my mouth where my crooked teeth lay. The body-con dress I wear accentuates my nonexistent hips, my heels adding a measly 2.5 inches to my height. Hearing my mother call me from downstairs, I leave the comfort of my room and mentally prepare myself for the party we’re going to.
God perfected And I'm defective They say beauty's just subjective Guess I never got the message Call it Instagram depression
My aunt stands next to my mother and me, going on and on about her daughter Daisy, who she says is “God's perfect creation”. Daisy stands in a group with a few others, her hair lays in neat waves down her back, perfect teeth with no red lipstick marks, and a Marilyn Monroe body. A ding sounds from my purse that hangs loosely from my shoulder, grabbing my phone out of it and excusing myself from the conversation, I head towards the bathroom. Opening the notification, I see it’s an Instagram DM. Deciding against my better judgment, I open the DM only to find it’s a reply to my story saying “you’re built like a fucking plank”. An angry huff leaves my lips as my eyes begin to water slightly. Another ping rings from my phone, indicating another notification, this time it’s a post notification from Daisy. Checking out what she posted, I see it’s the exact same photo I posted on my story, except I’m cropped out of this one. Shaking my head, I put my phone away and clean myself up. After spending five minutes in the bathroom I leave looking like nothing ever happened.
Don't be critical I'm so miserable I compare myself to all this physical All things digital Pretty on a screen I wish that was me
They always say to never compare yourself to what others post. Have they ever considered that it’s a lot harder than it looks? Everything we do nowadays revolves around the internet, for better or worse. My generation was raised on the internet, how the hell are we supposed to ignore all the “perfect” bodies and people and lifestyles? How are we supposed to ignore the models and actors and singers? Everywhere I look I see things and people that I wish I looked like.
I got self dysmorphia (dysmorphia) A constant reminder I was made wrong (made wrong) I got a full, me phobia This party'd be better with me Me gone (me gone, me gone)
Opening my closet, I’m met with a wide variety of clothes. Baggy to fitting, black to hot pink, cotton to lace. Skimming through the clothes I settled on the classics, sweatpants, and hoodie, baggy enough to hide my body and make sure I don’t stand out. After putting on my outfit I grab a pair of slightly heeled boots to give me some additional height. Giving myself a once over, I decide that it’s “good enough” and will have to do. Coming home from school today was difficult, to say the least, mainly because I got invited to a party tonight. Unlike most girls my age, I rather sit in my room watching movies or reading than go out and get dolled up to spend a good 2-3 hours of my life wasting away in somebody’s kitchen while drinking some shitty spiked punch. Letting my bag fall to the floor with a loud thump, I go over to my still-open closet. Looking through all of my dresses, I land on one I’ve never worn before. A green sweetheart neckline dress with poofy sleeves and layered bottom to “make” curves. Putting on the dress and some delicate jewelry, I leave only to arrive at the house full of other teenagers with a much higher social status and much better looking than me. I spent the rest of the night wallowing away in the corner drinking disgusting “punch”.
Dirty mirror, on the wall Who's the fairest of them all? It's not me, but I could find A billion girls to fit that type And I'm just typecast as the friend I'll make you laugh but not the prettiest I keep trying to work on me But you can't photograph a personality
Standing under the fluorescent lights of the bathroom, I stare at my reflection in the dirty mirror. It’s finally Spring, so my mother is making us deep clean the house again, and this year I got stuck with the bathroom. Half of my hair has already fallen out of the bun, my gym clothes are sticking to my body due to the sweat running down it. I’m still waiting on a guy named Nathan to call me back, unlikely to happen though because I’m always just the girl space friend never the girlfriend. People only ever talk and hang out with me to get close to my friends, I’m just the “funny” one. I decided to start therapy soon, maybe that’s the right way to go, I don’t know. All I know is my personality deserves a better-looking body than mine.
Song Inspiration: Self Dysmorphia by Mckenna Grace
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Saturday, August 6th
GILES: Buffy, your first sale! Congratulations. ANYA: You, you didn't charge for delivery. GILES: Oh. Well, your first day, you know, these things happen. ANYA: (smiling) Yeah, I'll just take it out of your pay. GILES: Yes, um, I'm sure B-Buffy would understand that. BUFFY: (smacking her name tag onto the counter and heading out) Absolutely.
~~Life Serial~~
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
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Spell Activated by GlitterAngelEm (Buffy, Sweet Valley crossover, PG)
Plan Fail by acswatwst (Joyce, Ghostbusters crossover, FR13)
Did Umad include directions? by Indra Leigh (Buffy, Stargate crossover, FR13)
The Waitress, the Runaway and the Trickster by mmooch (Buffy, Thor crossover, FR13)
Live - Or Just Don't Die by hermione2be (Buffy, DC universe crossover, PG/FR13/K+)
Part-Time Unretirement by Jedi Buttercup (Buffy, Leverage crossover, T/PG-13)
After The Fire by Beriaearwen (Buffy, Batman crossover, PG-13)
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Let the Countdown Begin by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup) (Lilah, Ready or Not crossover, T/PG-13)
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Loose Ends by Val_Creative (Buffy/Faith, not rated)
GISH 2022 fanfic challenge #4 by mich723 (Buffy, Sherlock crossover, not rated)
The Waitress, the Runaway and the Trickster by mmooch (Buffy, Thor crossover, T)
Let the Countdown Begin by Jedi Buttercup (Lilah, Ready or Not crossover, T)
Let's Go to Work by mindmeetspaper (Buffy, Supernatural and What We Do In The Shadows crossover, G)
So not our problem by LanaSerra (Buffy, Firefly and Dragon Age: Inquisition crossover, G)
The Improbable by blackvelvetwisteria (Buffy, Criminal Minds and Gravity Falls crossover, not rated)
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The Waitress, the Runaway and the Trickster by mmooch (Buffy, Thor crossover, FR13)
[Chaptered Fiction]
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A Cascade of Echoes, Chapter 1 by 3am_moonlight (MirroredIllusions on TtH) (Buffy, Stargate crossover, T)
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Shadowed Suspicion, Chapter 351 by madimpossibledreamer (Ensemble, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure crossover, T)
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Infiltré, Chapter 9 by MissKitty28 (Buffy/Spike, G)
All That Is And All That Seems, Chapter 35 by MalkMcJorma (Faith/OC, Buffy/Riley, M)
Death Is Buffy's Next Big Adventure, Chapter 91 by Sharie1 (Buffy/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter crossover, T)
Athena Luthor - Slayer Travels, Chapter 36 by Hermione2be (Buffy, Smallville crossover, T)
Always and Forever Yours, Chapter 25 by Buffyworldbuilder (Ensemble, The Originals crossover, T)
One Small Step for Sunnydale, Chapter 6 by calikocat (Xander, Stargate Atlantis crossover, E)
Vacation with a vampire (Sequel to The Sphere), Chapter 16 by Coraline_Finn (Buffy/Spike, Loki crossover, T)
Family First, Chapter 5 (complete!) by GillO (0)
Cradlesong, Chapter 9 by froxyn (Buffy/Giles, E)
Trials of Hell, Tribulations for Family, Chapters 1-2 (complete!) by BrandiIndigo (Buffy/Dean Winchester, Supernatural crossover, T)
The (unwanted) commentary of a Hell God, Chapter 1 by Yohnos (Giles/Jenny, not rated)
When You Least Expect It, Chapter 1 by JayeMaru (Buffy/Spike, T)
The Sunnydale Party, Chapter 1 by Cynder2013 (Scoobies, Die crossover, M)
A Cascade of Echoes, Chapter 1 by Mirrored_Illusions (Buffy, Stargate crossover, T)
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Infiltré, Chapter 9 by Miss Kitty (Buffy/Spike, PG)
Bereft, Chapter 26 by Twinkles (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)
Use It or Lose It, Chapter 29 by Dynamite (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)
I Wanna Dance with Somebody, Chapter 4 by PineAppleLint (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)
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One Small Step for Sunnydale, Chapter 6 by calikocat (Xander, Stargate crossover, FR21)
Trials of Hell, Tribulations for Family, Chapter 2 by BrandiIndigo (Buffy/Dean Winchester, Supernatural crossover, FR18)
A Cascade of Echoes, Chapter 1 by MirroredIllusions (Buffy, Stargate crossover, FR13)
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Not A Monster by Grief Counseling, Chapter 7 by Grief Counseling and Dusty (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)
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Virtual Series: The Chosen & Watchers recced by Klaus Kartoffel
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Help with original soundtrack from [Buffy] 5x14 by abigaylhobbs
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I made AI write a story again. with Rouxls Kaard and Lancer.
Patient Rouxls Kaard
A Short Story
Rouxls Kaard had always loved old-fashioned Chicago with its knowledgeable, knotty kettles. It was a place where he felt fuzzy.
He was a patient, energetic, tea drinker with greasy lips and wide feet. His friends saw him as a putrid, pretty painter. Once, he had even brought an unlawful injured bird back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was.
Rouxls walked over to the window and reflected on his quiet surroundings. The clouds danced like skipping flamingos.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Lancer . Lancer was a brave monster with feathery lips and vast feet.
Rouxls gulped. He was not prepared for Lancer.
As Rouxls stepped outside and Lancer came closer, he could see the light smile on his face.
Lancer gazed with the affection of 2278 giving decomposing donkeys. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want hug."
Rouxls looked back, even more sneezy and still fingering the ripped piano. "Lancer, exterminate," he replied.
They looked at each other with barmy feelings, like two fair, fancy frogs dancing at a very admirable Halloween party, which had classical music playing in the background and two tight-fisted uncles running to the beat.
Rouxls regarded Lancer's feathery lips and vast feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Rouxls with a delighted grin.
Lancer looked sleepy, his emotions blushing like a shaggy, successful sandwich.
Then Lancer came inside for a nice cup of tea.
THE END
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2nd
Lancer and the Three Friendly Hamsters
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there was a courageous boy called Lancer . He was on the way to see his babysitter Rouxls Kaard, when he decided to take a short cut through Stinkville Forest.
It wasn't long before Lancer got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his bag for his favourite toy, Spike, but Spike was nowhere to be found! Lancer began to panic. He felt sure he had packed Spike. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.
Unexpectedly, he saw a friendly hamster dressed in a pink t-shirt disappearing into the trees.
"How odd!" thought Lancer.
For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed hamster. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.
Eventually, Lancer reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from lettuces, a house made from sweets, a house made from cakes and a house made from lollipops.
Lancer could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.
"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"
Nobody replied.
Lancer looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.
A cackle broke through the air, giving Lancer a fright. A witch jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Spike!
"Spike!" shouted Lancer. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"
The witch just shrugged.
"Give Spike back!" cried Lancer.
"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.
"At least let Spike out of that cage!"
Before she could reply, three friendly hamsters rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Lancer recognised the one in the pink t-shirt that he'd seen earlier. The witch seemed to recognise him too.
"Hello Big Hamster," said the witch.
"Good morning." The hamster noticed Spike. "Who is this?"
"That's Spike," explained the witch.
"Ooh! Spike would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the hamster.
The witch shook her head. "Spike is staying with me."
"Um... Excuse me..." Lancer interrupted. "Spike lives with me! And not in a cage!"
Big Hamster ignored him. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the witch.
The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."
Big Hamster looked at the house made from lollipops and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from lollipops if I wanted to."
"That's nothing," said the next hamster. "I could eat two houses."
"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Spike."
Lancer watched, feeling very worried. He didn't want the witch to give Spike to Big Hamster. He didn't think Spike would like living with a friendly hamster, away from his house and all his other toys.
The other two hamsters watched while Big Hamster put on his bib and withdrew a knife and fork from his pocket.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Big Hamster. "Just you watch!"
Big Hamster pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from sweets. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.
  And more.
     And more.
Eventually, Big Hamster started to get bigger - just a little bit bigger at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of sweets, he grew to the size of a large snowball - and he was every bit as round.
"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Big Hamster.
Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no longer balance!
"Help!" he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest.
Big Hamster never finished eating the front door made from sweets and Spike remained trapped in the witch's cage.
Average Hamster stepped up, and approached the house made from cakes.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Average Hamster. "Just you watch!"
Average Hamster pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from cakes. She gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.
  And more.
     And more.
After a while, Average Hamster started to look a little queasy. She grew greener...
  ...and greener.
A woodcutter walked into the clearing. "What's this bush doing here?" he asked.
"I'm not a bush, I'm a hamster!" said Average Hamster.
"It talks!" exclaimed the woodcutter. "Those talking bushes are the worst kind. I'd better take it away before somebody gets hurt."
"No! Wait!" cried Average Hamster, as the woodcutter picked her up. But the woodcutter ignored her cries and carried the hamster away under his arm.
Average Hamster never finished eating the front door made from cakes and Spike remained trapped in the witch's cage.
Little Hamster stepped up, and approached the house made from lollipops.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Little Hamster. "Just you watch!"
Little Hamster pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from lollipops. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.
  And more.
     And more.
After five or six platefuls, Little Hamster started to fidget uncomfortably on the spot.
He stopped eating lollipops for a moment, then grabbed another forkful.
But before he could eat it, there came an almighty roar. A bottom burp louder than a rocket taking off, propelled Little Hamster into the sky.
"Aggghhhhhh!" cried Little Hamster. "I'm scared of heigh..."
Little Hamster was never seen again.
Little Hamster never finished eating the front door made from lollipops and Spike remained trapped in the witch's cage.
"That's it," said the witch. "I win. I get to keep Spike."
"Not so fast," said Lancer. "There is still one front door to go. The front door of the house made from lettuces. And I haven't had a turn yet.
"I don't have to give you a turn!" laughed the witch. "My game. My rules."
The woodcutter's voice carried through the forest. "I think you should give him a chance. It's only fair."
"Fine," said the witch. "But you saw what happened to the hamsters. He won't last long."
"I'll be right back," said Lancer.
"What?" said the witch. "Where's your sense of impatience? I thought you wanted Spike back."
Lancer ignored the witch and gathered a hefty pile of sticks. He came back to the clearing and started a small camp fire. Carefully, he broke off a piece of the door of the house made from lettuces and toasted it over the fire. Once it had cooked and cooled just a little, he took a bite. He quickly devoured the whole piece.
Lancer sat down on a nearby log.
"You fail!" cackled the witch. "You were supposed to eat the whole door."
"I haven't finished," explained Lancer. "I am just waiting for my food to go down."
When Lancer's food had digested, he broke off another piece of the door made from lettuces. Once more, he toasted his food over the fire and waited for it to cool just a little. He ate it at a leisurely pace then waited for it to digest.
Eventually, after several sittings, Lancer was down to the final piece of the door made from lettuces. Carefully, he toasted it and allowed it to cool just a little. He finished his final course. Lancer had eaten the entire front door of the house made from lettuces.
The witch stamped her foot angrily. "You must have tricked me!" she said. "I don't reward cheating!"
"I don't think so!" said a voice. It was the woodcutter. He walked back into the clearing, carrying his axe. "This little boy won fair and square. Now hand over Spike or I will chop your broomstick in half."
The witch looked horrified. She grabbed her broomstick and placed it behind her. Then, huffing, she opened the door of the cage.
Lancer hurried over and grabbed Spike, checking that his favourite toy was all right. Fortunately, Spike was unharmed.
Lancer thanked the woodcutter, grabbed a quick souvenir, and hurried on to meet Rouxls. It was starting to get dark.
When Lancer got to Rouxls's house, his babysitter threw his arms around him.
"I was so worried!" cried Rouxls. "You are very late."
As Lancer described his day, he could tell that Rouxls didn't believe him. So he grabbed a napkin from his pocket.
"What's that?" asked Rouxls.
Lancer unwrapped a doorknob made from sweets. "Pudding!" he said.
Rouxls almost fell off his chair.
The End
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Revenge Party
(Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5268LWBIPeE)
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KYOKA You know what friends do? They’ve got your back, and they are fun to be around
HIBITO Whoa, whoa, whoa
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KYOKA When someone hurts you Then they attack, and grind your foe into the ground HIBITO Whoa, whoa, whoa
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KYOKA Imagine a party with dresses and cake And singing and dancing and cake And there’s a magic act that saws Emina in half And this time it will take!
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HIBITO Now that’s a party!
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KYOKA A revenge party! A party that ends With somebody’s head on a spike! HIBITO Whoa, whoa, whoa! BOTH It’s a revenge party with your old best friends It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like!
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KYOKA For this to work, you’re gonna have let everyone else know the details. Can you do it?
HARUMI Easy enough!
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HARUMI Fushi?
FUSHIMI Hey girl! What’s up?
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HARUMI I’ll cut right to the chase: you were right. I should’ve been in Class 49, and it turns out Emina got me rejected. We have the documents to prove it.
FUSHIMI I knew it!
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HARUMI We’ve already got people over. Think you can call up Chigu and the others, and let them know?
FUSHIMI Oh, I’m all over this already! I’ll let everyone else know!
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ALL It’s a revenge party! A party that ends With entrails all over the lawn! It’s a revenge party with all your best friends
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IROHA And we can be a family when she’s gone
KYOKA, HIBITO, HARUMI, FUSHIMI Yes, Iroha!
IROHA We can be a family when she’s gone!
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ALL What’s Emina doing? What’s Emina plannin’? Who the hell’s she scammin’? Emina, Emina She has everything She gets everything Emina, Emina, Emina
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TENMEI Next, we get Emina to let her guard down. 
HARUMI What do you have in mind? TENMEI Watch and learn.
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TENMEI Nijiue Emina?
EMINA What is it? I’ll have to let you know, I’m very busy.
TENMEI It’s alright. This is Nanami Tenmei from Class 49.
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EMINA Tenmei-san? Well, this is a surprise. What’s this about?
TENMEI Well, you see, there’s been some troubles on my end. I can bring my daughter to this event, but Harumi can’t come with me. I hope that won’t be a problem.
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EMINA Ah, I see. Well, it’s unfortunate, but I’m sure we can manage. Tell her I send my warmest regards, of course.
TENMEI Sure thing. Thank you, Emina-san.
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BOTH A revenge party! A party that ends With somebody crushed and alone! HARUMI And ugly crying! BOTH A revenge party with all your best friends It’s like a party with revenge is what we’re throwing!
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ALL What’s Emina hiding? God, it really figures Her lies keep getting bigger Emina, Emina She has everything She gets everything Emina, Emina, Emina
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MAHIRU Dad, are you ready for this? You’re on the people we need there the most.
HITOSHI Am I really?
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MAHIRU But Dad, you were-
HITOSHI A joke. This whole time, I was just there to fill up space, and they knew it. How long as Emina been waiting to rub this in my face? Especially once she sees me like this?
MAHIRU And this is your chance to prove her wrong!
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HITOSHI At every party, there might be a low Where the energy dips Whoa, whoa, whoa You might be thinking, it’s late, we should go And they ran out of chips…
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CHIAKI NO, NO, NO!
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I can’t even watch when she acts like a snob And I’ve watched the world burn away Emina needs to be toppled! For you both! I swear, our party starts today! We’re bringing her down!
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MAHIRU AND CHIAKI A revenge party! A party that ends With lions in a Roman arena!
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ALL She has everything She gets everything Emina, Emina, Emina
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TENMEI Alright, let’s go over the details one more time
ALL She has everything
TENMEI The kids will be going with their parents, including me and Chiaki
ALL She gets everything
TENMEI She’ll be suspecting the other +1′s will be regular family members, including our old friend Sakura Sakura
ALL Sakura, Sakura, Sakura!
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TENMEI And then, Shinji comes with Harumi. Surprise!
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HARUMI She’ll be like “What are you doing here?!” and I’ll say I wanted to see none other than...
ALL EMINA, EMINA, EMINA!
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HARUMI And I’ll be sure to thank her for being such a great friend.
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MAHIRU And while they’re keeping her distracted, that’ll leave time for us to get in close and help your siblings, Iroha-chan
IROHA Yep. Makoto and I’ll meet up with Sayaka-chan and her bandmates, where we can coordinate with them.
CHIAKI Our goal is to get Emina-san to confess in front of the whole event, and we’ll need to arrange everything for it.
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MAHIRU Do you feel ready for this, Iroha-chan?
CHIAKI Yeah, are you nervous?
IROHA You mean busting into this charity event, where I have to keep my identity hidden in front of nearly everyone, keep a low profile and do everything I can to not let my parents know I’m there until we’re ready? And if anything goes horribly wrong, it’ll come down on us hard?
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MAHIRU It’s okay to be nervous-
IROHA I’M NOT NERVOUS, YOU’RE NERVOUS!
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Really though...thank you both for your help. You guys are such good friends.
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ALL It’s a revenge party! A party that ends With somebody’s head on a spike! A revenge party with all your best friends It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like! A party with revenge is what it’s like! A party with revenge is what it’s like! A party with revenge Is what it’s like!
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