#it’s always the walmart

[imperfectcourt]

Omg that last post is making me think of Neil and Andrew actually having to get their autograph signatures just right

Kevin: you can't just sign every piece of fan merchandise the same way you sign a check >:c what if someone uses it to steal your identity

Neil to Kevin: They can fucking try. Can you imagine Brownings face if someone did?

Neil to Andrew later: I have an identity to steal 🥹

#aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #the first time someone asks neil for his autograph he gets literal stars in his eyes #the first time it happens to Andrew its a tiny little kid and on principal he always told himself hed refuse #but that Tiny Little face was Not Part of the Plan #WHATS HE SUPPOSED TO DO??? SAY NO??? TO A TINY LITTLE KID WEARING A TINY LITTLE SHIRT WITH A GENERIC FOX AND GLITTER?? #BECAUSE PSU DOESNT SELL JERSEYS IN HER SIZE SO THEY HAD TO GET WHATEVER THEY COULD FROM WALMART #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GONNA DO?????????? #FUCK

[o-wyrmlight]

Hey.

Kim teaching Harry how to skateboard and Harry teaching Kim how to roller skate.

Harry thinks he fucking sucks at first because Kim gets the hang of roller skating pretty quickly. As it turns out, skateboarding is a lot harder than roller skating.

I don’t know where I’m going with this. Um. Kim still prefers skateboarding because of the technical aspect and risk factor but he’s surprised he enjoys how chill roller skating is.

Harry enjoys skateboarding because a) time with Kim as a teacher and b) oh wow a challenge? Your physical instrument loves challenges. You will conquer this with the force of your—what do you mean this is more the centipede’s thing? Holy shit no wonder Kim’s so cool

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #anyway I got a cheap Walmart skateboard yesterday and I’m a little bit taken in right now #practiced just getting on the board and pushing forward for like 30 minutes and ended up sweating #confused at first before I remembered… #you know how you get super fucking tired after a long day of travel in the car or on the train and stuff #it’s because your body is always making micro adjustments to keep you in place #and skateboarding? it’s all about body control baby #skateboarding is hard man #be cool to have a custom made Dolores dei skateboard though imo

[woolydemon]

Apollo: wtf 2 dollars for a chapstick??? fuckthat (slips it into his pocket)

Klavier: 😰!?!?!?!???????????? IM DATING ... A BAD BOY????????????

#klavier is like ''why am i always dating criminals 💔'' when his ex killed a guy and apollo is just stealing candy bars from walmart #rando thoughtz

[senatortedcruz]

Never feel like more of a Republican complaining about the wokes than when I read about elementary schools canceling Halloween for the sake of diversity and inclusion

#is this about money? we weren’t exactly rolling in it when I was a kid but always threw together #something from Walmart or party city or just reused old shit #if it’s about including kids who’s parents won’t let them celebrate Halloween for religious reasons #then quite frankly I think those sorts should have their kids taken away

[tuff-ponyboy]

perhaps i'm more like dallas than i'd like to admit.....(everyone within 10 miles of our current location experiences a wave of pure and absolute terror when we both get angry)

#I'm aware that this isn't a flex #but I was so mad and walking around Walmart and people were looking at me in a certain way that always happens when I'm mad #one time when I was a teen my mom said I have my dad's anger 🥴🥴🥴 and then I got mad cuz she said that #anyway I was so angry but now I'm fine I guess #loser thoughts #dallas winston #dallas

[rouge-the-bat]

BI LESBIAN SPRINKLES !!!!!

#saw these at walmart n showed them to my gf like LOOK BI LESBIAN SPRINKLES !!!! #pink/purple/teal color combo my beloved. ill always think about my bi lesbian flag when i see it #bi lesbian

[toxooz]

i Need to take up embroidery now rIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#walmart didnt have a starter kit and hobby lobby is closed RRRRUHHUERHRHRRRR #i was always like i love it but its simply somebody elses thing my whole life until like 1 am last night my brain unlocked #the things i could make with practice and patience i need to seeeE CONSARNIT shit would be SOOO COOL #i want to just have fun with it and be jovially shitty at it for a while until i pick up on things #ive forgotten everything ive learned throughout my life when it comes to sewing & that of the like but i feel like itll click after a while #itll definitely be a lil side hobby bc holy FUCK i dont have time to really sit down and invest atm but still #maybe my small new years resolution is get better at embroidery and see my progress bc i lov that shit #plus when im like 60+ yrs old imagine what crazy shit i could do if i start now #ANYWAY ill get to those asks eventually theres some that i simply want to draw for but brother im sniper focused on getting this damn comic #done and DONE so i might have to answer them way later tbh unless its super easy and quick to answer imma have to put off asks cause im #hellbent the comic should be done by early february

[romulussy]

don't care if it doesn't make sense TO ME roman showed up still in his funeral suit all bruised and bloody and caroline had to pop out to find him some clothes while peter did his eye drops

#succession spoilers #walmart kids colourblock shirt you'll always be famous

[mariagreenwoodart]

I made a thing

Arcane and fortnite fans, where you at?

#walmart my puffy friends #:3 #malarkey :3 #fortnite #midas #arcane #silco #i always thought they were kinda similar #might draw jules in jinx's outfit if I feel like it #this is a redraw of something i made in like 2022

[wisteriagoesvroom]

dj lando is retired? this man rly said “playtime’s over” lmao

source: peter crouch podcast and superlandoclips on TikTok

#Lando Norris #just fell to my knees at Walmart #at least we’ll always have the dj lando fics tho #but like good for him fr…. prioritisation! a concept!

[thoodleoo]

finally starting to develop some baby muscles in my chest and arms since i started working out...i am becoming Powerful

#my legs have always been Ripped (shoutout to the lady who pulled up to me in the walmart parking lot #to tell me i had the most intense calves she'd ever seen) #but my arms...weak and small #no longer tho!! #tbh like. it took me SO LONG just to feel Not Gross abt my body #and now i am starting to Actively Feel Good about it #im unstoppable now bitches!!!

[scattered-winter]

working retail is making me remember how much i hate stupid customers btw

#so i work in a tiny nonprofit thrift store. right. #its one room w concrete floors and very compact shelving because there is just No Room for anything. #and our office/employee backroom/breakroom is a little corner with wood+canvas dividers separating it from the rest of the store #with LOTS of signs saying employees only nothing is for sale here etc etc etc #and there was a customer today who went through the divider to ''shop'' in the ''other section of the store'' #and we didnt even KNOW someone was back there until she brought up one of my coworker's purses to ask how much it was </3 #im so baffled. there are so many signs saying its employees only. #not to mention that the office is full of notes and paperwork and my boss's computer and filing cabinets and the fridge and microwave #its CLEARLY an office/break room. even if you ignore all the signs. and YET. #there's also people who will literally just steal. anything and everything #which like. i will always support shoplifting from walmart or another big retail company. in fact i encourage it. #but a tiny locally owned NONPROFIT thrift store that supports local arts ???? HELLO ???????????????? #gah. i should be allowed to throttle one customer per day. i should get paid to do so #most of them are so so sweet. we have regulars who are in almost every day and they are the NICEST people ever #but its just those few who are absolutely the worst most selfish stupid people to ever live #woes from work #winter speaks #all complaining aside i do enjoy my job quite a bit more than i thought i would #i like my coworkers and i feel like im actually connecting with most of them #and i love my supervisor. i have so much respect for her she's an amazing person #you win some you lose some i guess. cool job i actually like but with stupid fucking customers who make me want to MURDER

[homestuck--edits]

meowrails requester from before: i really liked it! can you edit the one with vriska flying, but godtier nepeta as vriska and equius as vrissy?

:> them !!

-mod davesprite

#mod davesprite #homestuck #homestuck panel edit #nepeta leijon #equius zahhak #meowrails #god i love walmart mens buttonups (not sponsored by walmart mens buttonups) #mm... floral patterns... the gender of buying mens clothes... absurdly cheap but comfortable and of passable quality.... #i split my shopping between walmart (for the buttonups) and safeway (because its 2 miles away and i like the walk) #theres a third much better grocery store (fred meyers) too but i dont shop there usually because its too short of a walk #only bones to pick with the safeway is that the starbucks is bizarrely dirty all the time? like i dont think theyve ever cleaned the tables #also they only sell the fancy cheese like. three days before expiration #so its always too strong for me

[grimlock]

there really is a genre of post of people who's online experiences are Not Universal making some wild claims

#like that post that claimed sites like neopets didnt exist anymore #or that there arent roleplaying forums anywhere #etc etc #like. yes it is possible to go on the internet and only go on like. the big social medias #but there ARE still many other sites outside that that are very worth checking out #hell. flash game websites and similar still very much exist!! #postatoes #like. i just feel sympathy for the OP when i see those posts because the posts are always so sad #over a nostalgia that is still there if you walk outside of the walmart of social medias and look for holes in the wall #like. has the internet changed? absolutely. but so much of the posts are less about that and more like. #the person browses the internet as an adult in a different way than they did as a kid #they arent looking up ''cool games'' and downloading a virus on their computer #as a counterpoint maybe kids DONT look this stuff up now and stick to tiktok or w/e /are missing out on so many fun websites #i wouldnt know #but it does bug me when i see people say these sites are gone forever when they arent

[brianshood]

brian thomas is a listen to the beach boys and go on road trips kinda guy

#not beach boys but he loooves doo wah diddy by manfred man and WILL scream it #and sherry #bouncing and dancing in his seat in the car or a restaurant etc #tapping his hands on things to a song or while idling #dancing in the kitchen #target and walmart shenanigans kinda guy #always directly or indirectly inviting others into conversations and activities #pre mh brian has so much wiggle room #excuse my rambling hcs #brians stuff #mh #marble hornets #brian thomas

[beatcroc]

I gosh dang love how you draw fake pep's face and his weird smile-not-smile. that is all thanks

thank u....you know a handful of people have said this kinda thing to me and it's always so funny bc it's like..... i literally just dont know how to do human facial structure. so i just tried to take an animal/creature sorta face and make it Flat and then he wound up looking like this

along with his stupid google eyes i think it really just makes him look like a muppet in practice, but that's certainly not a bad kind of charm to have

#people are always drawing him with the coolest craziest faces and im like ummmmmmmmmmm generic walmart smiley #i struggle to understand even normal looking faces there is no way im gonna know how to break the rules to make one Intentionally fucky #but limitations breed creativity & all that i guess/gotta use what you have etc etc #one of fp's biggest charms to me is that he looks ostensibly mostly pretty human but then is just Very Extremely Not #so i am always worried abt drawing him too beast looking [except ofc when he is being Full Freak mode] #none of this to say i dislike how i draw him! it just feels like a weird departure from canon is all. so it's cool ppl like it. #pizzaposting