#it’s canon actually

[scholliski]

AFTG (andrews version) (half of the book is Andrew, high on drugs, describing the texture of a veggie burger he’s eating for lunch that he’s lathered in hot sauce and pickles for no apparent reason)

#it’s canon actually #I’ll never get over that one scene in the ec #you know the one where he’s shredding a sandwich that’s covered in pickles for some reason #😭 #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #tfc #andreil #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost

[iwri]

Heather: The butterfly effect is so bogus!— name one example of it actually happening. In real life.

Cody: …you wanted dill pickle chips once and then I got mauled by a bear

#total drama #Cody total drama #Heather total drama #fresh tv hire me pls #gagged her i fear #this conversation happened offscreen #it’s canon actually #my source is it appeared to me in a dream #codeather #platonic of course

[sapphicmayfields]

thinking about el helping max skateboard again after becoming blind and promising to catch max with her powers if she falls so that she can skate more freely/without holding onto anyone :’)

#it’s canon actually #elmax

[hephaestn]

billy would’ve been such a princess diana fan if he had lived through the 90s

#it’s canon actually #he would copy the hairstyle at some point

[missattau]

What does rhps stand for?

rocky horror picture show

#talking #this would be purely a crack au just to make silly jokes of #edd is eddie #it’s canon actually

[emptyjunior]

Can't stop thinking about reverse Scott Pilgrim au where Ramona has to fight all of Scott's exes, Punk drummer Kim, Megastar Envy Adams with an army of groupies, Femme fatale Lisa Miller, Jaded obsessive Knives Chau, maybe an alternate timeline version of herself.

And when she's all done it's just kinda Wallace standing there and she's like Wallace what are you doing, I'm meeting Scott's ex here and he just gives this sad shrug smile and she's like Oh and then he pulls out the baseball bat-

#you could find at least three comic issues that are a hair's breadth away from this canonically I Promise you #anyways it's an au because Ramona is actually Surprised which I doubt she would be #anyways I'd love to see their evil league I think they would be insane together and look amazing #scott pilgrim #wallace #scollace #ramona flowers #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #wallace wells

[littlefoxwithbighat]

Watching the new Dungeon meshi episode

#IS THIS ACTUALLY CANON? #thats so cool im so happy #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille

[awetfrog]

Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible

#my art tag? #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #bloodweave #put actual effort into keeping everyone in their canon armour but drow armour looks so Correct on astarion #hes in his mcr three cheers for sweet revenge era let him be #anyway hope they get divorced soon

[yeehawpim]

a comic about my weird irreverence for canon

go write a bad ending AU! ship your self-insert oc with your favourite villain!! the world's your oyster!!!

#original comic #fanfic #artists on tumblr #canon #game of thrones #oc #undertale #ao3 #underfell #underswap #fresh sans #undertale aus #harry potter #onceler #dnd #tumblr rp #my comic #my art #for the record i havent actually seen a onceler vs joffery fic before but I kind of want it in my life now

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns about FNAF Movie Sparky...

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #sparky fnaf #mike schmidt #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #SPARKY THE DOG MENTIONED 🔥🔥 #the way I felt when I first watched the fnaf movie and saw sparky just there #craziest thing to have become canon #I’ve been wanting to draw sparky myself for awhile so here’s the boy #Michael would be so confused seeing sparky #I like to think sparky was just a myth for him too #so like just seeing that dog animatronic is like if we found out like Bigfoot is real #and is actually kinda chill BAHAH #Michael doesn’t spooked by many things but this got to him a lil

[allthegothihopgirls]

you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.

you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.

by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.

#idk if any of them apart from damian actually bite people #so don't be the canon police i beg #it's all inside my head #batfam #batboys #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #the robins #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc batman #dcu #dc comics #dc #batman #gothihop speaks

[crowcryptid]

someone should animate the gabriel boy smell copypasta. Not me tho

#it’s canon actually #listen. if I had the time I would do it. #if you don’t know what I’m talking about. don’t worry about it. smiles.

[thunderboltfire]

I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

#I'm just angry that despite of the fact I have almost every AI site blocked it still showed up in the search #I don't think these will fool anyone but still - make sure you know the things you reference are actually accurate #I can recommend Herman Dittrich's drawings when it comes to the equine anatomy #This time I was just searching for the anatomy it bc I forgot what's the name of the canon bone #anti generative ai

[sepezzz]

this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!

#i gett likeee leyendecker vibes from him for some reason? #and I've think i've actually seen other ppl say the same thing so #canon #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #omfg i did not know that tag existed. I love #tma #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #rusty quill #tma fanart

[tacticaltaxonomist]

I love the rainbow checkmarks but the colors could be improved. Maybe something like this?

#staff #tumblr #tumblr checkmarks #hs #homestuck #hemospectrum #forreal tho ppl would lose their minds #itd be magical #hey staff if you see this for all things good and holy colorpick off of the actual canon comics pls

[ink-ghoul]

hermit fanon swap - an art game!

Reblog this to let your followers know they can send art requests to your ask box

if you are a writer you can also reblog this and make little snippets about hermits and their new traits

Vex!Grian and Avian!Mumbo as fun examples

Artless version behind the cut:

#if you are a writer you can also reblog this and make little snippets about hermits and their new traits #''op where's [x] headcanon? '' I forgor #''op actually some of these are canon'' eeeehhhhhh idc #writing game #hermitcraft #ask game #ask games #the hg comic fanzine had me in the mood for some comic aesthetic