#it’s even the same fkn colors

[1-800-call-ria]

ria me and u are like this 🤞another chenle girlie on this app and let me tell u the brain rot for this man is not real like i will never shutup ab him like its 3 am and im thinkinh ab chenle liek he LOVE HAVING U CLOSR 😭😭like alwas has a hand on your thigh when he's driving also does the check the back thing bc he knows yo find it hot also always gives u aux no matter what ATP HE SINGS ALONG TO YOUR SONGS BC OF HOW MUCH HE GIVES U AUX like mark is like : dude can i play music and chenle is like: no yn alr has it 😭😭😭 be fkn fr so whipped also always stops for Starbucks no matter what he has ur order memorized down to the last detail😭💐❤️‍🩹 you have a space in his car w like hairties ur fav lipgloss a blanket makeup remover perfume one of his hoodies and ur fav snack I LOVE CHENLE I COULD TALK AB SO MANY FKN CHENLES IF U LET ME YOU WILL HEAR (more like read but any gays) EVERY SINGLE CHENLE THOUGHT I HAVE also pls lets be moots u seem so nice and cool🙏🙏

BF!Chenle thought #2

Hey Auri! You so get me 😞 the Chenle brainrot is beyond me, it’s like he reaches through my phone and grips onto my brain like his life depends on it. Literally past the point of delulu. AND THESE THOUGHTS?? Chefs kiss

warning: me being past delulu, fluff

You being the passenger princess without ever needing to ask. That’s it, that’s the post…

He’s literally cleared out his glove compartment just to have your stuff in there (he just stuffs everything in the middle console). You’re extra pads/tampons, hair ties, makeup, snacks are almost always in there. It has a decal that says ‘My Baby’ in tiny bold letters. The trunk is pretty much the same with one of your bags that’s filled with ‘Y/N essentials’ including but not limited to one of your (his) jackets, more snacks of yours and even an extra pair of clothes.

No matter who is in the car, you will always have the passenger seat. Chenle has literally kicked out every single member whenever they tried to sit in your seat.

“Jisung, nu-uh”

“Mark Lee. In the back.”

“Move Haechan.”

“Puppy boy…bad dog.” (he hasn’t said this but sooner or later he’s going to)

One time you jokingly said he should put a colorful/shiny decal of your name on your side like he did with the glove compartment. The next time you were in the car, you notice right on the step to get into the car in glittery pink is ‘Princess Y/N’. (He’s absolutely crazy for you)

As for having aux? One time you asked and he’s given it to you ever since. The members now realize he becomes a different man whenever you’re around especially in Chenle’s car. Mark asked once to get aux and he’s never been side-eyed so hard. Man literally hung his head in shame, that’s how mad that side-eye was. It doesn’t matter what music you listen to, he just lets you have it.

I’ve said before and I’ll say again.

CHENLE IS A PHYSICAL TOUCH AND WORDS OF AFFIRMATION GIRLY 🗣️🗣️

and in the car he would love having one hand on the wheel, and one on your thigh. (he makes me feral if you haven’t noticed) Multiple times you’ve told him to keep two hands on the wheel, it just makes him want to do it even more.

“Zhong Chenle, hands on the wheel”

“Y/N, no thank you baby”

The Starbucks order?? Nah every single place y’all have ever been, he’s memorized what you’ve gotten (more like written it down in his notes app BUT STILL). He doesn’t even need to turn to you and ask anymore, he already knows what you want. Unless you turn to him and say “I’m gonna order” he’s going to order for you because that’s just how he is. And if they get your order wrong?? The man is waving down the waiter/waitress telling them what they got wrong in your order. It could’ve been you said like extra onions or something and one look at your face and food he already knows. It’s embarrassing yes, but you get free food sometimes, it’s def a win-win.

It general he’s such boyfie material it makes me anxious and sick. I need someone like him frfr

#1-800-call-ria #nct #nct dream x reader #nct x reader #nct imagines #chenle imagines #zhong chenle x reader #nct chenle #chenle x reader #chenle fluff #chenle #nct dream fluff #nct dream

[anthrofreshtodeath]

P FKN R Intro

I'm at work, sort of working, sort of tinkering with some writing stuff at lunch, especially the beginning of P FKN R in hopes that I might manufacture some inspiration. Too soon to tell, but maybe if I share it here that will spur me on some more. Here we go!

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Jamaica Plain’s cars were jammed onto its narrow streets, effectuating a one-way rule by default; those that did crawl through broadcasted an amalgam of sounds into the Latin Quarter: Spanish talk radio, classic rock, and of course, full and knocking reggaetón beats.

Jamaica Plain’s three-story homes groaned as they expanded at high noon, stacked and running from one end of Chestnut Avenue to the other, one of those narrow streets in the time-honored New England style. In another facet of that tradition, its air rippled in a summer scorcher, wafting smells over from La Isla café on the corner: the strong oil-sweet of fried plantains and roasted pork, the kind Jane Rizzoli liked to order with a side of rice when she sat down at one of their vinyl-topped, worn-in, peach-colored tables. 

JP pulsated at lunch time. 

Jane’s stomach gurgled when she remembered her last meal: a chugged cup of coffee at the marble counter in the Beacon Hill home of the woman kneeling over the body they’d been called to investigate. The image of it was made more grotesque by the contrast of her Aeron skirt and Bottega Veneta heels with the contorted limbs of the man on the walkup in broad daylight. 

Jane still liked it, Maura Isles’ high-class wardrobe and the attitude it brought to neighborhoods like this, neighborhoods like her own. That attitude, the I’m the hottest in the room chest-beating, shoulder-brushing mindset, matched what Jane always knew about Boston’s real cultural pockets. The ones with subsidized housing and community gardens and spots like La Isla. “Watcha got for me?” Jane said by way of greeting.

Maura looked up, her long, highlighted hair swishing to the other shoulder when she shook it out. Her green eyes shimmered and she smirked when Jane winked. “It’s nice to see you, too.”

“Saw ya like thirty minutes ago,” said Jane. “And if we hurry this up, cut the pleasantries, I can take you right on over to that restaurant and introduce you to the best lunch you’ll ever eat in JP.” She pointed to the wide-open window view of the restaurant just a football field away.

“Hmm,” Maura replied, “I could be persuaded, I suppose. Penetrating wounds to the chest and abdomen, surrounding shell casings would indicate he was shot.”

Jane pursed her lips and smiled at the same time. She crossed her nitrile-gloved hands over her hips and shrugged under her blazer for some relief from the beads of sweat rolling down her back. She should not have worn black in late June. “You don’t say,” she teased. But then, quickly back to business, she pointed to the decedent’s broken ankle, distorted and impossibly angled toward midline. “That from this fall?” She asked.

Maura stood, narrowed her brows at Jane’s narrowed brow. “Can’t say right now,” she answered. “But these steps are narrow and uneven. It’s possible.”

“Even if it isn’t, he wa’n’t goin’ very far,” Jane commented. She clenched her jaw, and her masseter muscle clicked in investigatory concentration. “What’s on his hand?”

“Burns,” Maura said. They shared a look, one that only experience, only dozens and dozens of murders, could engender. A car door slammed and footsteps approached as they communicated about the man on the ground without words.

Maura never went to JP unless there was work to be done, and Jane? Jane really only traveled out this way for murder anymore, which was a damn shame because the food was good, and so was the company - even if that company happened to be related to the asshole walking up to them now. “Hey oh - the hell are you doin’ at my crime scene?” barked Jane.

Rafael Martinez, lieutenant of the Drug Control Unit.

Tall, dark-skinned, in a baby blue v-neck stretched against his defined chest, with a Boricua jawline that showcased his trimmed beard like art. He ran his hand over his shaved head once, and licked his lips on his way to the woman shouting at him. “I could ask you the same thing, Rizzoli,” he said through a wicked smile, all white teeth and innate pride. Just as he held out his arms to really rub in his obtusity, a lowered, electric green and black Impreza roared past them, changing Martinez’s mirth to ire, now directed entirely to the street. “Ey!” he shouted, the car already long gone. Then he stepped onto the sidewalk and dusted his dark, slim fit jeans. “Swear to god if one more lowrider tries to run me off the road, I’m outta this city.”

Jane scoffed. “You already were outta this city, remember? Almost a decade. They ain’t got those in New York, Mr. Hot Shot?”

Martinez stared at her, awed by both her attitude and her mouth, until he shook his head of its disbelief. Maura smiled at him as if to commiserate, and held her medical bag in front of her as she faced him. “Not that we’re not happy to have you-”

“We’re not,” Jane interrupted.

Maura glared with a good-natured, nonverbal shut up that worked, at least for the moment. “Like I said - not that we’re not happy to have you, but a federal task force in New York City with the chance for so much more? What brings you back to Boston?”

“Homesick, I guess, doc,” Martinez replied with a cheeky grin. Maura nodded and out of habit, tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.

Jane was unmoved by his obfuscation and his easy Boston-Latin accent. “Bullshit,” she said, “you live for that. You live for the thrill. And the juice.”

Rafael shrugged. “Whatchu want me to say, Rizzoli?” he overtrilled the r of her surname on purpose, in the way that both Italians and Puerto Ricans do. “Me voy a caballo y vengo a pie, eh? Didn’t turn out, no matter how bad I wanted it. When you come from the neighborhoods that Paddy Doyle runs, the Bureau gets certain ideas about where your loyalties are. Especially if you BPD.”

Maura bowed her head in embarrassment, and Jane actually twitched her nose at that one. A droplet of perspiration ran down it, a sign that she’d been in the sun too long. “Well that sucks. Sorry. Still don’t answer why you’re here, steppin’ all over my toes.”

“That,” he started again, pointing to the victim sprawled on the porch of the house they surrounded, “is one of the main earners of the Kill Shot Gang. New crew muscling their way into JP. And I…” he drew out the pronoun for emphasis, “needa find out who did it. I already got your bro out there runnin’ ops for me.” He threw his head in the direction of the strip mall at the intersection of Chestnut and Weaver, a block that saw a lot of traffic. Literal and metaphorical.

“You got an Italian infiltrating the Latin drug trade? Sounds like all you’re doin’ is lookin’ for ways to get him killed,” growled Jane. She marched her long body toward him, her posture designed for intimidation. 

Martinez laughed. “Would you calm down? I know what I’m doing,” he told her, stepping into her aggression, opening his chest to it, bringing his face close to her hers. He smiled when she glared. “And other Rizzoli’s a grown man. Despite you and your ma’s best efforts.”

Just as Jane initiated her lunge, Maura caught it, her fingers wrapped firmly around Jane’s bicep. “Jane-”

“And what’s that supposed to mean?” Jane, body bridled for the moment, unfurled some biting words, “don’t think I don’t remember your mommy comin’ down the station with sack lunches for all of us.”

“Alright, alright, listen,” Martinez put up his hands when he acquiesced, because she had a point. “One: I don’t remember you complaining about all that food when it was put in front of you. Two: I will personally make sure that he stays safe. You got my word.”

Jane pulled out of Maura’s grip and sighed. Rafael’s deep and steady voice, when divorced from deceptive intent and real life experiences at his side, inspired faith. It made people want to believe. But Jane had been his partner for too long. She had been in his bed for too long. “Yeah, that’s my worry,” she grumbled quietly. She took stock of his eyes one last time, brown and expressive and alive, and let them give her that little jolt they had before all the history came seeping in. 

He took stock right back, and the passion that had always burned in him shook her, passion for her that she could never reciprocate. She broke first, turning her head to Maura at her side - Maura, who had a pretty indulgent grin on her face. “It seems you have business,” Maura said, hand on Jane’s back. “I can take a rain check for lunch. Meet me for the autopsy?” 

“Y-yeah,” Jane stuttered. 

“But don’t wait up for her too long,” Martinez butted in. He winked at Maura, in a way that reminded her of Jane. “Because I’ve got a task force on KSG that I have a feeling Detective Rizzoli here is gonna want in on.”

Maura regarded him for a long time, without regard for the social rules on how long a person should stare, before she decided on a smile of her own. “I’m the Chief ME, lieutenant. I’ll wait for whomever I want, however long I want.” She winked back, clearly in mockery of his previous display, and then bid them her goodbyes.

Jane held in her laughter as Martinez withered under both the midday sun and Maura’s retort. “Man it’s hot. Let’s get this processed so we can get back to the ranch.”

#lauren writes rizzoli and isles fanfiction #P FKN R #this idea has been so great in my head but writing it has been bleh #idk I guess we'll see #also while dunkie's and lobster and the freedom trail are Boston #so is this - I try to infuse a little of it into everything I write in the city

[mamisolohd]

s3 thumbnails!

*spoilers* The thumbnails are always fun to try to figure out!

So the first one is I think from the last episode, probably the last scene, in the hospital after Tere gives birth (it's a boy!). They're wearing the padlock and key necklaces!! Look how they edited out the shaft of the key on Ana's necklace lol. Mariana is actually wearing them both at one point in the season. So she's probably gonna give the key one to Ana at one point? I can't believe they took the fan theory and ran with it lmao! But yeah the group picture is from probably the last episode. I think before going to the hospital there's a celebration of some sort, the girls' maybe birthdays or something? Anyways Ferrán isn't in the group photo so... seems like endgame right??? :>

Obviously the second one, but even the first thumbnail I think are related to when Ana probably after talking to Elena, decides to start exploring some more. Ludwika's outfits are the same in the thumbnails as in the IG stories, and the other actress' (Verónica Toussaint. I tried to look for the characters name but she's not in the s3 cast pic that was posted) too. It looks like they're meeting on two separate occasions. The first being the time Ana has the black outfit on, maybe in a bar or restaurant, and then the second one with Ana's white outfit. From the trailer it looked like it was at the other woman's house maybe. I wonder if they went to high school together and that she's a part of whatever Alma Toca hinted happened xd. Also "I kissed a girl" was conveniently chosen in the b&w IG story.

No idea what's happening here, but they're holding signs with Mariana's (and maybe Ana's?) face on them lol. Unsure about the one with *;O* Mariana too. Looks like she's in the office. The only thing about the third one is that they’ve changed the background colors for the characters. Ana usually had the blueish colored background and Mariana the pinkish. Probably doesn’t mean anything though xd Any theories?

The Ana and JC ones... Idk what they're up to or where they are. Are they alone or is it a family trip thingy again? There are some bts pics with like Ana and her dad, and Ferrán and Pablo in a new location I think. I don't know if they're at the same place though or anything (although the one with Ferrán and Pablo probably is at Ferrán's house but idk). I just want as little as JC as possible. He was so fkn annoying last season and seems like he still is. Anyways, lastly the official poster. Nothing special really, it's cute. Ceci and Ro are gone. Whoever's editing JC in these has something against him they always mess him up lmao. Even in the 2nd one. Wth did they do to his neck and why?!

#madre solo hay dos #mshd #long post #text post #thumbnails

[taegularities]

Color me in was absolutely terrible

i'm sorry you didn't like the fic, but it kind of looks like you sent these messages just to be incredibly and unnecessarily mean bc you could've said it all sooo differently.

idk whether we're reading the same story? there's more than just one part you know. and almost every chapter has sex, not just oral. also I should've put angst as well? working on a fic for a year, putting out several chapters with heavy angst and you tell me to include angst? i mean, ngl that's pretty insulting? also it doesn't make sense to say "it wasn't all fluffy put more angst in it", fyi.

next time you come into anyone's inbox, try respect and kindness and humanity (maybe don't come to my blog anymore at all, thanks). no writer wants to sacrifice time and energy to hear all that stuff, no writer asks for it, and i didn't even include all those spam asks in which you said shit like "it hurt my fucking head" and "i never read the most shittest story until today". also, y'all have some nerves trying to dictate what we should do. "don't ever write again", okay and what if i fkn do. my god. just don't read and move on instead of

being an unhinged jerk like this. i'm so sick and tired of people like you and this gd site.

#me: encouraging readers to interact #some of you: sending this shit #tdl

[alyjojo]

April 🤯 2024 Monthly - Aquarius

Preshuffle: Your Star is flickering a little this month, you’re under a lot of pressure at work, and you’re putting in all of the effort you can muster - but you’re not seeing results and it’s leaving you conflicted on whether or not you can keep doing this, or whether you’ll succeed.

Meditation: Your door had a big star ⭐️ on it, like a Hollywood dressing room, and inside was a big concert hall - with someone else on stage. Something about a six string and a girl next to me, country?, it’s a song idk what - Google didn’t help me out this time. You were in the audience, front row, staring up at this person like…a muse? Or you knew them? And there was also a sense of anticipation that you were next, or coming up. The Star was on *your* door.

Main energy: 7 Cups

You’re surrounded by assholes. Or there’s at least one, probably more like 3-7 with all of the people I’m seeing show up in your reading. You’ve got a lot of people against you, or it feels like they are. Some are, some aren’t, but you have no fkn clue how to tell a friend from a fake. You have Bully, Introvert, Egotism, and Independence for oracles, that’s a lot to deal with. Overload at the bottom mhm. At least one of these people could be a close friend or someone that’s led you to believe that anyway, and you don’t want to be without them but at the same time…you’re gaining your independence & separating yourself from this. There is a lot of confusion regarding dating or friendships, I can see you’re being kind and others are being kind to you, maybe even offering love with this Page of Cups clarifying. but Knight of Cups is rev at the bottom. Are they genuine or full of shit? Do they care or is this a manipulative love bombing type of thing? Smiles on their faces and a knife behind their back kind of energy - or this is just where you are in your mind because of A person. One apple 🍎 may have spoiled the bunch for you, maybe because they’re all friends or something. I can see you trying to move away from this. The Pluto energy is potent 😳

What’s going on in April:

9 Pentacles rev:

Yeah in this row I’m definitely seeing the knife behind the back with these particular swords, the 7 and Page rev are both very strategic & observant liars, cheats, sneaky fuckers with motives. 9 Pentacles rev shows you’re not currently independent from this - and Independence is your Oracle, Moon Aquarius, can’t get a more obvious message than that 🙏 Friends, family, coworkers, dating potential with 3 Cups, I’m getting these being more casual associates than close people but again there could be one. Like in your house, or even your neighborhood - 4 Wands at the bottom. I just saw two things simultaneously: a shady neighbor looking out of their window at you, and “the call is coming from inside the house” ☎️ and I got that same neighbor message in something else not even tarot related a few days ago…watch your back please. Not everyone is your friend, and that’s exactly where your confusion lies. Yikes. Some of you are already on this and moving towards starting over, for others this is like a slow moving wake up call to the behaviors and strategies of people around you - friend or not. Where there is a group, there needs to be a self, you - separately. I’m seeing this be very difficult because the whole reading shows you *want* these people around, friends, you want to keep the peace, be nice, hope they like you, give of yourself to them, etc. And some of you may be the quiet strategic ones, not speaking your moves out loud to people in order to keep the peace, whatever that means. You don’t know if you’ll get support, so you say nothing. Some of you are just quietly separating yourself from others, towards things and people that are more stable. Some of you live in/on a sketchy af neighborhood or street, and don’t even realize it. In that case, it’s important not to wear rose colored glasses - Knight of Cups rev. Some of you may just assume everyone is the worst and you actually have a lot of supporters you don’t see - this reading is going in all of the directions y’all.

3 Cups:

You’re playing nice, especially if this is family or someone casual you have to see all of the time, a coworker, a neighbor, etc. Again there’s a message of someone possibly having hurt someone and you’re unaware. Dude check the sex offender registry by your house ok stop reading and go do that plz 🙏 Same goes for if you’re dating someone new, it’s not every story but for someone there’s a predatory energy that’s just ick ick BYEEEE. Be gone. Next.

For the rest of you, a possible group of people have hurt you, but they play nice in your face. You’re emotionally disconnected from these people, The Lovers rev at the bottom of the deck can show they’re just not lovers - more friends or acquaintances, or there could be an ex involved. Like someone is celebrating your pain? Bully being here is validating your experience, you probably took this person/people at face value with Page/Knight of Cups rev because this is a kind, naive, trustworthy sort of energy. They’re nice what’s the problem, I’m nice too let’s have a nice party. Except one or more of them is a fucking wolf 🐺 I keep seeing lovebombing, and also not love so the behavior would be one of being SUPER nice, overly so, playing in your face. Possibly even pretending to like you romantically, someone that’s hurt you before. Good lord. Could be switched too for someone.

2 Wands:

Yes please, progress 💯 Movement forward. It’s a plan and it’s new but it’s something. You will plan a path forward in business or family, however this relates to you - just separate from this individual/s. There’s no progress with them. I don’t even see you speaking up and saying anything, you’re just moving on to the next thing, whatever it is that you can actually effect and change. Put effort into. Whatever you’re doing or wherever you’re working is solid & stable, it’s outside influences that seem to knock you off of your path, so you’re just gonna get right back on it and back to work. Some of you could be planning a move, due to creeps, ick people, damages or pain inflicted somehow. Move in whatever lane that applies, could be a home, job, whatever - just *away* from this.

Temperance:

You’re needing to be patient, 8 Wands shows you want to take immediate action after whatever this is - and you can’t. Whatever you’re trying to change is something that takes time, investment, loans and approvals possibly, there’s a retrograde going on and there’s not likely to be much progress in April for most of us. Maybe internally. This row does confirm that things *are* changing, in just the right way and time they’re supposed to, you can keep your eye on things (people?) while also moving towards your goals. Slowly. Temperance is biding your time even, like a stroll not a race. 3 Pentacles at the bottom shows you still have to work with these people - I haven’t gotten A single person one time, it’s a group 💯 Things will change, give it time. In some sense there could be a lesson to learn or karma is involved in some way. If so it’s more like you can just watch & learn because you’re not going anywhere just yet. Someone may try to reconcile, you’re really being guided to “go along to get along” in whatever way that applies to you.

7 Pentacles:

Consistent, daily, dependable work, that’s where your focus is - and 3 Pentacles shows up again to show you’re not alone. You have to grin it and bear working with these people, it’s possible the tension lessens a bit - if there even was any, maybe that’s just you. I’m hearing to let others work with you, but don’t be eager yanno? Hold back. Take your time. Kindly give them rope and see what they do with it. There’s a lot of work happening and what feels like very little progress, but this card is not reversed. It’s near the end of the month and it’s a card of reviewing whether or not your efforts will bear fruit - with no clear answer yet. All you can do is keep grinding, but it looks positive for your mental state if anything, and with Egotism here and Wheel of Fortune I’m hearing to not stress out about things happening in *your* time, it will happen when it IS time. The right way, the right time. You’re being validated on the struggle with people, and also being told to have a seat and wait your turn. Now the meditation makes sense, at the end. That’s also part of the message, have faith.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Heavy Sagittarius, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries & Virgo

Oracle: ✨

40 Retreat 😴

This is a good time to retreat into your safe place and gather your resources for what’s to come. Work on making your body, mind, and soul as strong and unencumbered as possible. This is the card that urges you to get your “ducks in a row” as fast as possible, for changes come fast and furious. Even when they are longed for, they can take us unprepared. Changes are coming your way soon! Alternately, it can show you needing to process the changes that have already come. You need alone time to heal, think, and process everything you’ve been through.

Bully 🤬

Embarrassment - Gossip - Unwillingness

Introvert 🙈

Privacy - Separate - Online Community

Egotism 🐓 - Mars Leo

Independence ☝️ - Moon Aquarius

We enter into April as:

The Carrot Colored Cloak 🥕:

“Don’t quit before the miracle!”

You are being told that changing your direction at this time is not wise. We never know where our miracles lie in the path, often just beyond the boundary of our faith. You may not see it, but it lies ahead. When we do the work that is chosen for us, we are serving a higher order, and if we stop we upset the balance of our lives. Stick with it and have blind faith, an exciting change is coming. You must press on in the direction of your vision, what you’re working for will come to fruition.

What is to be learned in April:

Ivory Tower 👨‍🎨 :

“They won’t use me.”

Ivory Tower reflects the way we function in a world with values that are different from our own. While we might not fit into the world as it is, we are aware of it and accept the differences, for those differences also benefit us on some level. If you are considering moving away from “the norm” you will not be unhappy. Like the artist that chooses to express himself with paint, you too must express yourself, even if it means “they” won’t use you. Rejection is Spirit’s way of protecting us. Whether or not you are accepted, you must do it anyway. This card can also represent a teacher or mentor being sent to you by Spirit, they may not be who you would’ve thought, or even picked, but they will teach you a lot. Hold your judgement.

Ivory may be a lucky color 🤍

#everyone gets ivory this month #Aquarius #april 2024 #monthly tarot reading #monthly #tarot #tarotblr #astrology

[greatwesternway]

TTTE/DC (2017)

More DC Comics-themed mini comparisons.

Toby as Nightwing: Nah. You know what woulda been funny though? Toby as ye olde Golden Age Flash with the metal helmet. It'd be like his bell!

Thomas as Batman: No.

Victor as Superboy: No. Superboy is about looking up to a guy who you know you are meant to be like but coming up short on matching his abilities, and having to deal with what that means about your place in the world. Clearly a character meant for James. Superboy's color scheme is even First Day in the Yard James.

If you want red and black for Victor, El Diablo would be cool.

Gator as Swamp Thing: As obvious as Killer Croc was but okay.

Dash as Black Lightning: Not by a long shot! Black Lightning is responsible and has his shit together. Bash and Dash woulda been really cute as Más y Menos.

Toby as Blue Beetle: Yes if this were Ted Cord, but the face markings indicate that this Jaime Reyes so no. But I LOVE this livery on him! It's cashy as fuck.

Thomas as 52 Batman: Even more no than the other times I said no to Thomas as Batman.

Rosie as Star Sapphire: No. Star Sapphire is... complicated but I can't think of a single version of her that makes sense for Rosie. Good matches for Rosie are Supergirl, Wonder Girl, Stargirl, and Miss Martian.

Henry as Batman Beyond: Wow, no, but you know what? Sonny would be good for this version of Batman. Street hoodlum on a redemption arc? He wasn't around yet for this, but I'm tellin' you how it is.

Bash as Booster Gold: Okay, I think what they were going for were sort of similar liveries for Bash and Dash and while Booster Gold is far more appropriate to these guys than Black fkn Lightning is, you know who Booster Gold is really good for? Thomas. Booster Gold's deal is he's a glory-seeker who came from the future to become a superhero in the past using his future technology, but because he isn't acting out of pure good will, he often gets overshadowed by more just heroes. Also he and Thomas have the same color schemes. The blue's been tealed down a bit here for Bash.

James as Krypton Armor Superman: Okay, I actually had to research this one 'cause it's a New 52 thing and most of my DC knowledge comes from TV shows. Anyway, the deal with this is, Superman is normally invulnerable on Earth because of its yellow sun and so he does not need armor. On his home planet, the sun was red so no one had super powers and so if they were gonna get into fights, they had Krypton Armor. So it follows that if Superman goes to any other planet without a yellow sun, he needs armor because his powers are diminished. At least in the New 52. That's a thing that gets handwaved unless the story's too good normally. Anyway, that's kinda cool for James, since his paintjob is a sort of personality armor.

Emily as Wonder Woman: No.

Rosie as Starfire: Yeah! There you go! Now you're cookin' with butter.

Toby as Blue Beetle: No, but it looks so goddamn good on him!

Henry as Green Arrow: You know what? I didn't actually say if I thought Green Arrow was an appropriate character for Henry. The thing about Green Arrow is, he's kinda like Batman in that he's just a regular guy with a lot of money, but unlike Batman he's friendly and personable. The main thing about him, though, is that he tends to be characterized as a bleeding heart type who fights not only regular crime, but oppression from other rich guys and the military and shit like that. I don't recall this ever translating into treehugging, but I could see that kind of plot for him. Anyway, Green Arrow isn't perfect for Henry, but I can see some logic there.

James as Brainiac: loul no. Not to say that James isn't capable of some rat-fuck connivery, but that's actually not Brainiac's style. He's more of a 9D chess kinda guy.

Percy as Reverse Flash: I originally thought this was James and I already said I liked Flash for James, but Reverse Flash is quite good in respect to James' bullshit with Duck. But this is, in fact, Percy and I don't think this is him at all, but I do like that he's at least been given a character that isn't a sidekick to a character Thomas has. And Percy as a villain... now there's an idea that could bear more exploration. Kinda like that episode with Bulgy where he daydreams that Percy is the one keeping him and the roadways down? Percy as a villain is so fuckin' funny.

Belle as Raven: No. There's another match for Belle coming up and I think it's perfect. As for Raven... maybe late-game Mavis who's not so full of her own ideas anymore and takes shit more seriously?

Emily as Poison Ivy: No, I'm tellin' you, Poison Ivy is Daisy.

Hiro as Bane: No. Ryan might be fun as Bane. 'Cause of the pipes and all. As for Hiro, if you want to make him a villain, maybe Ra's al Ghul? Or Vandal Savage. You know, guys who live for fucking ever. If you want to not do that, you could make him Martian Manhunter, who's also a million years old, wise as all hell, and who in at least one continuity took up a secret identity as a normal man in an Asian country.

Belle as Batgirl: This isn't the perfect match for Belle, but yeah, I could see this. Might also work for Emily.

Gordon as Darkseid: Goddamn, what did Gordon ever do to you, Fisher-Price? Darkseid is one of the biggest bads there are. Gordon's kind of a dick a lot of the time, but he's not that bad. That bein' said, if you want to make him a big bad, I think he'd look real handsome as the Anti-Monitor. Otherwise, I think he'd ought to be Superman. He's biggest and best and a member of the press.

Luke as Beast Boy: Yes. Perfect.

Ferdinand as Martian Manhunter: Nope. For real. Lobo. It'd be fun!

Belle as Big Barda: There she is! Perfect, beautiful, love that for her.

Gordon as Azrael Batman: Man, here's a dark-ass take too, goddamn. What do they got against Gordon? Suffice to say, no, I don't think insane assassin taking up the mantle of Batman is right for ol' Gordo. Although, Azrael was a test-tube baby which is kinda like being a prototype. All the same, no.

Henry as Green Arrow: Yeah, all right.

Millie as Harley Quinn: No, Rebecca.

Diesel 10 as The Joker: No, Lex Luthor.

Hiro as Steel Superman: Okay, so Steel Superman (just Steel) was a guy who tried to become Superman after actual Superman died. Had a metal Superman suit, kinda like Metal Cap Mario but it's Superman. Except it's not Superman, it's a guy dressed as Superman if Superman wore a metal suit because regular Superman is dead. Yeah, it's confusing. Howeveur, apart from being Metal-skin Supeman, Steel's also railway themed! His secret identity is John Henry Irons and he carries a sledgehammer and has wrist-mounted rivet guns. Is it perfect for Hiro? No, but I'm kinda into it!

Porter as Captain Cold: Okay enough but I'm still tickled about him being Hourman for the sand.

Percy as Red Tornado: I like Red Tornado way more for Victor, but I don't hate this. It's not right for Percy though. Let's see. Static maybe, if we're bein' serious. Long Shadow would be a fun joke since Percy's short and small. Lagoon Boy if we want to be mean.

Stanley as Black Hand: Uh, in a really tenuous way, you might say that Thomas interpreting Stanley's arrival as a threat to his position is sorta like Black Hand stealing Green Lantern ring energy. But I wouldn't. I think he'd look quite handsome as Aztek.

Gordon as Darkseid: No.

Paxton as Lex Luthor: No, Diesel 10.

Luke as Beast Boy: Yes!

Edward as Arctic Batman: No, but that's a cute livery.

Sidney as Mister Miracle: No. If anyone should be Mister Miracle, a magician specializing in escape artistry, I think it should be Oliver.

Diesel as Captain Boomerang: Love it 'cause Diesel's bullshit always comes back around to him, don't it?

Diesel 10 as Deadshot: You know what? At first glace I was like "no", but actually, I'm like "yeah". 'Cause see, on the one hand, Deadshot is an impeccable marksman whereas Diesel 10 can hardly control his hydraulic arm at all, such that he gave it a name and treats it as if it has a mind of its own. On the other hand, Deadshot is a tactical genius and (ignoring The Magic Railroad) Diesel 10 is too. For a train, anyway. Deadshot is also a demolitions expert and Diesel 10 once inadvertently set the Dieselworks on fire. Overall, yeah, I like this match for its irreverent play on parallel.

Millie as Bumblebee: Yyyyyeah, okay. Millie is one of the more capable trains (it's why she's in charge of the Estate Railway) and she has a similar sensibility to Bumblebee. Not completely deadpan, able to joke and have fun, but takes the job seriously.

Thomas as Superman: Nope.

Bert as Shazam!: They gave 'Arry Shazam the year previous, but I'm really thinking Phillip would be the best Shazam. Phillip might not have been on the show yet, but he's perfect for Shazam. As for Bert, since I suggested Metallo for 'Arry, how about a wild card match: Steel. Those two fought once and they're both metal-themed. If we're disregarding matched pairs, I think one or the other of them would also make a good Orion.

James as Flash: Yes, perfect.

Skarloey as Arsenal: I want to say no, but there is a little bit there maybe. Skarloey gettin' his extra wheels and new cab is a little like Arsenal getting his hotshit robot arm. And Arsenal is kind of a dickhead for a while while he gets over hisself. I don't know if Arsenal is who I'd pick for Skarloey, but there's at least a tenuous logic.

Victor as Hawkman: No, make my boy Red Tornado!

Scruff as Armor Batman: Nnnnno, I don't think so. Still voting that Scruff would make a cute Creeper.

Ferdinand as Mr. Freeze: Actually, I wouldn't say no to Porter as Mr. Freeze. That'd be quite apt. But I maintain, Ferdinand oughta be Lobo.

Charlie as the Riddler: Yes!

Emily as Vixen: No. Nia would make a fun Vixen because the thing about Vixen is she has animal powers, but she's actually never been in the jungle and has no survivalist knowledge at all. She's a fashion model and lives in a loft in Chelsea.

Salty as Clark Kent: I have a tenuous thought about this which is, Salty is always tellin' his yarns and these dumbass trains believe him which is quite similar to Superman putting on a pair of glasses and telling people he's not Superman and they believe him too. So yeah, all right.

#ttte/dc #ttte toby #ttte thomas #ttte victor #ttte gator #ttte dash #ttte rosie #ttte henry #ttte bash #ttte james #ttte emily #ttte percy #ttte belle #ttte hiro #ttte gordon #ttte luke #ttte ferdinand #ttte diesel 10 #ttte porter #ttte stanley #ttte paxton #ttte edward #ttte sidney #ttte diesel #ttte millie #ttte bert #ttte skarloey #ttte scruff #ttte charlie #ttte salty

[markdelonge]

Dating Travis Barker....

(not my gif!) what i think dating trav is like :)))) (pop punk/rock singers pov btw)

matching tats!!

we all know travis has a list of tattoos. theres a very high chance the two of you have gotten one (or more) together / if you're not into tats he's prolly gotten a tat dedicated to you.

he's tried to teach you how to play the drums

this didn't work out. you thought it'd be easy but you aren't as coordinated as he is.

going vegan with him

this vegan thing went on for at least two months until you practically had a mental breakdown from it and ate half a tub of ice cream

helping him get over his fear of heights / calming him down

the first time travis got on a plane after the incident was really nerve racking for him, he got really worked up and even almost started crying. you went through some breathing exercises with him and made sure to let him know that it'd be alright and that you were gonna be with him the whole way.

forehead kisses !!!!!!!!

forehead kisses from the both of you. mostly him tho. his way of saying he loves you without actually saying it.

his kids love you

they adore you!! they are happy that you make him happy and they think the two of you are perfect together :)

late nights / early mornings at the studio

the both of you are constantly working on music so you try to spend the most time together, usually that time is spent at the studio

he lets you wear his chains

his chains are really cool. he had offered you wear one with your outfit because he had thought it went with it and now its a thing he lets you do.

most likely make an album together

trav out here making albums wit everyone, of course he's gonna make one with his girl

lock screens of each other

he has you as his and you have him. its corny but sweet yk?

wearing his sunglasses

he always has sunglasses on, so when he doesn't (or he thinks he's lost them) you have them

lots of "i love you"s

y'all could be watching a movie in complete silence and outta nowhere one of you would say "i love you"

holding his hand while he's getting the tattoo

travis has lots tats. i don't think getting one hurts him at all but you still like to hold his hand. he thinks its cute that you want to comfort him.

writing songs with him

probably sitting on his lap at the studio or sitting on the floor across from each other pitching ideas.

the coolest couple in punk rock scene

pretty self explanatory, (almost)every punk rock fan wants a relationship like the two of you have.

you've tried to get him to wear the lip ring on multiple occasions

you've had a crush on him since he had the lip ring. you completely love the way he looks now but every now n then you ask about it.

you painting his nails

him painting your nails

just a lil thing the two of you will do to pass time. he'd get "mad" when you'd accidentally smudge the nail polish because you couldn't sit still long enough 😭

hand kisses 😩

the first time he met you he had thought you were beyond beautiful and tried to shoot his shot by kissing your hand all gentleman like. you had secretly freaked out because travis fkn barker was not only in front of you but had also kissed your hand.

matching outfits

not wearing the exact same thing but the color scheme of the outfits would be very similar

ig stories / posts of random pictures / vids of the two of you hanging out

things like lil funny things the two of you do and catch on camera / trying out snapchat filters / actual selfies / reaction memes you find of each other on twitter / literally anything that has to do with the two of you.

makeouts get heated reeaall quick

travis is not scared to makeout with you in public. he sometimes could go a lil too far and slip his hand under your shirt or he'd pin you to the closest wall, becoming more dominant over the kiss.

he's possessive

he will tell everyone and everything that you're his.

and can get jealous quick

he's not the type to make a huge scene when someone's tryna flirt with you. he'd just pull you away from the person and make sure you stay away from them but if someone were to touch you without your consent / make a move on you. he'd probably lose his shit and beat the fuck outta the guy.

he's protective too.

when out in public, he'd keep you extra close/have you in his sight at all times. if you're out by yourself he would want to know where you were going / who you'd be with. he's not overprotective but he's protective.

inner thigh kisses

sometimes he'd lay in between your legs and rest his head on your thighs and leave sloppy kissses there. sometimes it would lead something sexual, sometimes it wouldn't. it depends.

the two of you argue about literally nothing

"Y/N DID YOU LEAVE THE KITCHEN LIGHT ON LAST NIGHT OR DID YOU NOT"

"NO I DID NOT"

"THEN WHO THE FUCK DID"

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?"

him trying to get you to be more healthy

mentally and physically, he tries to get you to be more good to yourself. like get you on a better sleeping schedule, on a better diet so you aren't surviving off of two cups of coffee and a bag of chips everyday. he wants to let you know that he cares :)

hes the big spoon

sometimes he is, sometimes he's not, it depends on the day

humor only the two of you understand

inside jokes / corny dad jokes / shit that no one else finds funny yk

thats it

thats all i got :)

lil a/n: this is my first time writing for literally anyone so plz don't hate me 😭😭 k bye :)

#travis barker x reader #travis barker imagines #travis barker #blink 182 #headcanon #requests are open #90s #punk #drummer

[brick-a-doodle-do]

It's been forever since I've been on tumblr so have an ask for the ask game thing, 1, 2, 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 10, 121, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50

-Small brain anon

sb. you've struck again. just for you, since i haven't seen you in a while, i will answer all of them. except for the ones i have asked: 2, 3, 8, 12, 15, 18, 19, 22, 23, 27, 33, 39, 44, 45, and 50!

answers under cut,,,

1 : if you have a lighter, what color is it?

i have one, but i don't really use it. also i have no clue where it is. it's blue tho!

4 : how often are you on tumblr?

oh god. i have a horrible addiction to like constantly checking it, which i am not proud of and it's really annoying. but i'm not on tumblr for longer than 5-ish minutes before i decide to close the tab. but that cancels out when i open the tab again a few minutes later. trying to fix it. but i am pretty much always on tumblr and check it at the most every 5-6 hours :/

5 : are you only doing this because you're bored?

mmhh when i rbed it, yes, but now i want to do something with my fingers and this is a good fix :D

6 : what blogs do you mostly interact with?

depends on what "interact with" actually means but in terms of actually interacting with blogs that also interact with me, (moots, essentially), it's really only becky and squishy on a day-to-day basis. sometimes 3d and sloth pop up tho. i interact, (in terms of liking, rb-ing, etc.), with a whole bunch of ppl tho ,,,,

7 : can you swim?

yes!

9 : which do you prefer, cotton candy or funnel cake?

if i've had funnel cake, i don't remember it. so cotton candy. but honestly funnel cakes look way better ,,,

10 : have you ever used a fork as a bookmark?

no i have not! i'd easily consider it though ,,

11 : bass or drums?

god both are so awesome. but i'd say bass. BUT my exception for that is mark boardman that man makes their songs so fkn amazing have you HEARD the drums in golden hour or oyygc? LIKE MCXMCMXN his drums with wil's voice is just so lovely.

13 : can we be friends?

yes!

14 : do you admire the clouds and the color of the sky?

all the time. being in a car is so lovely because MMMM SKYYY !!!

16 : a netflix series that's your favorite?

the haunting of hill house/bly manor and midnight club are all beautiful shows and i fkn love them ,,, i also love orange is the new black even tho it isn't a netflix original ,,

17 : an earliest obsession you can remember?

g/t. it's a basic answer but looking back on my life, all the way from when 4-year-old me asked my dad what he would do if i shrunk, to writing a story about a giant when i was in 3rd grade to whatever the hell my fanfiction writing has turned into which started in 2018—it's a BIG part of me and has been for a while

20 : have you listened to the crane wives?

UGHMGDS,VXMCM qasdvkmdscMDFFSDVCX I LOVE THE CRANE WIVES. I AM CONSIDERING ASKING TO GO TO ONE OF THEIR SHOWS CAUSE IT'LL BE IN PHILLY !!!!! I LOVE THEM SMM

21 : your first celebrity crush?

aiden gallagher . don't ask. and it only worsened with tua. but i am out of that phase now ^_^

24 : what have you learned about yourself?

that i'm more like my mother than i ever thought i'd be eueue (in a /neutral way cause she's a great mom i just find myself doing the habits of hers that i never liked)

25 : can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?

ah, no. i've tried once and gave up ,, i hope to eventually be able to do it tho !!

26 : do you believe in aliens?

in a way, yes, because there is a lot in the universe and i refuse to believe there isn't some type of life out there, but it's my same response with ghosts: i want to believe

28 : an unusual song that's your favorite?

LOTS. to narrow down on one, any of my favorite broadway songs. in any scenario i would never put it on a playlist but i fucking love broadway sm it itches something in my brain. probably something from heathers cause that's such a dark humor-ed thing,,,,

also a tv show called earth isn't my favorite but it's really sweet idek why i enjoy it sm <3

29 : the last thing you ate?

candy cigarettes !! the chalky ones

30 : do you have a favorite time to write?

mainly at night, from the hours of 12-1 when i really want to sleep but there's a scene in my head that won't leave >:)

31 : have you gotten bitten by a dog?

of course,, but nothing dangerous just when they accidentally bite while playing

32 : do you write better with a pen or pencil?

my handwriting is better with a pencil but it's easier to write with a pen imo

34 : when you hear "peace" what do you think of?

mmhghh satisfaction on everyone's person.

35 : a school subject you're good with?

honestly i'm pretty good at math. i'm not the best and it gets overwhelming but it always does ,,,,

36 : how many alarms do you have set?

one, (for 9:40 am), and i don't follow it. i mean not usually. i'll either wake up before it, sleep through it, or wake up to it and then fall back asleep eueu

37 : do you shop at thrift stores?

when my mom takes me to one, yeah !

38 : what's the meaning behind your url?

mm i have good stuff for this. my name is brick, of course, and then in the show derry girls one of the characters is constantly saying 'fuck-a-doodle-do' for a few episodes and then i decided to combine the two. it has NOTHING to do with cock-a-doodle-do, chickens do not deserve my respect.

40 : who's your favorite character to write?

i feel like tommy is my go-to, and yeah the narrator for him is fun asf but i like writing techno. he's fun. i like him a lot more than i did before which i'm really happy about because i found his character very intimidating to write :D

41 : you gotta have a favorite beatles song, what is it?

this may change, but it's twist and shout. it reminds me of my dad :D

42 : earphones or a speaker?

earphones for the quiet me-time, and speaker for the times when i'm feeling extroverted or when i'm in the car w my mom :)

43 : what do you remember from your childhood?

this is such a vague question. i uHNMM remember lots of stuff, but mostly my annual trips to disney world with my family !!

46 : a christmas song you secretly like?

there is no secret here, but i LOVE ¿dónde está santa clause? it's mildly racist but i love the ending sm 😭

47 : book stores or record stores?

book stores !

48 : how weird were these questions

i found them pretty neutral eueueu and fvcnhcjfdbbcx ahhhh finally i am at the end !!!!!

49 : what scents do you like?

gasoline and chemical-induced markers...i'm not ashamed to admit that. they're so bad for you but they SMELL SO GOOD why ??????? also i love pinapple scented stuff :D

50 : are there 20 new aus i have to catch up on?

ah, YES. yes there are. they should all be on my masterpost! but that's just the names of them, altho i'm sure if you searched on my page you could find them easily ,,,

,,, ah. well. i'd say thank you for the ask....but am i really thankful? /j of course i am. hope you are having a good day and are doing good ! <3<3

#brickquiries #ask games #small brain brickling #sb my beloved :] #hiii welcome back !!!

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 05x22

Swan Song

“Do we know about this fuck yet?” Back in the day, there was speculation that Chuck was god

Laughed at Dean

Framed Dean’s face with his hands

“I thought a snowball’s chance had to do with white rabbits and their testicles not a snowball’s chance in hell” “Rabbit testicles” “I suppose Snowball the rabbit wouldn’t have a chance in hell so I guess it works out either way” 🎶Don’t get blood on your ankles🎶

“There were too many references in that whole sequence. Downtown Mo-Town. Devil’s in Detroit” “ha ha ha” “Was Dean thinking about Cas in another way? Dean’s like oh shit - you got me. Busted” “How would Lucifer know about the rings?” “Promise me that you’ll find another sidekick” Pray to God that Lisa is dumb enough to take you in

DE-TROIT BASKETBALL

“I’m pretty certain it’s not actually Detroit” Laughing at Cas

“Fkn nerd” “Thats a lot of red food coloring” “Don’t bother wiping off your fkn lips you nerd” “I know they gotta do it for effects but you gotta be self-conscious about it” “That was easy” “Yeah, but the car will never smell like crayons” OK so for those who don’t know - it’s common for mid-2000s VW Beetles specifically to smell like crayons “That was easy” “You’re fucked now” “Pretty cool effect though” “Gross” “MFEO?” East Lan-SING

“Why are all these TVs in the window?” “Junkless huh? How would he know? Is that an angel thing?” “What’s Jayhawks?” Idk sports ball

“How full of yourself do you have to be to say that, Chuck?” “why would he call it a boneyard if they just said cemetery?” “That’s a really weird thing to do over the phone. Like re-clarify” “Guess who’s trespassing?” “He looks like the kind of person to be into falconry” “I love how they kinda are fighting the same battles like Sam and dean” It’s called parallels

“Yeah I guess” “Really?” “After all that extra lighting they have” Laughed at assbutt

“I didn’t see that coming” Then we rewound 4x

“That was very abrupt” “Even the cut felt abrupt.” “That’s a lot of reverb yo” Laughed at Dean and Cas

“That’s rather unfortunate” “Do we not have him for a whole season now?” No, we get one of my favorite storylines next season (godstiel) “It’s almost like he forgets that he’s human every so often” “That was a helluva long sequence. They already prepped us for that, but I guess we could be on a piss break. Maybe they ran out of content. Holy shit” “Don’t take your time” “I didn’t see that coming, but they’re going to give it this whole moment” “YOU FORGOT TO JUMP INTO THE HOLE. LUCIFER COULD TAKE OVER ANY MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING????” “I didn’t see that coming” “Michael gets in there too? Shit. I must have been drunk and high when we first watched this.” “Assbutt” “Daddy’s back” “Is Bobby able to walk?” “Hard as a nail. On the wall. That you backed into” “They were just prepping you for the shitty ending here” Laughing at Dean and Cas interaction

“He sucks at goodbyes yo” Started singing “Down in a Hole” by Alice In Chains

“Finally a reference I got and you didn’t” “Which Dayton? There’s a lot of them. It’s even a last name and shit” “Isn’t she married?” “Fkn worthless home security stickers” “Fkn drama school piano” “The end” “So that was like suspicions confirmed for everyone when he fucked off?” “So we already met Chuck”

“Oh you’re fucked now Dean” “Can you ever truly be happy knowing he’s out to fkn get you?”

#beautifulspouserewatchesspn #supernatural rewatch #supernatural s5 #supernatural s05 #supernatural

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

219 of 2023

This seems to be TMI  again XD

#1 Tell me about the most embarrassing or awkward experience you’ve had around me *even if it’s silly* that you’ve never told me about yet?

I don’t even know you.

#2 If you were to lose your power of speech tonight, what’s the one thing you would want to tell me?

Kiss my fkn ass, not literally.

#3 Which is the first region your eyes would wander to if you were to ever see me naked?

The nearest wall.

#4 What style & color underwear do you currently have on?

Normal one, black.

#5 If I’m feeling horny when you’re around, do you think you’d realize it? And how do you think you’d recognize the signs?

Probably if I’d notice something or feel it. And I would want neither.

#6 If I caught you masturbating in bed, would you blush awkwardly and accept that I caught you, or would you pretend like you were doing something that you obviously weren’t doing?

Oh my God. I don’t even want to think about it. I’d be so embarrassed.

#7 What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done to someone to get back at them?

Can’t think of anything right now.

#8 When was the first time you had a wet dream?

I don’t know, maybe I was 15.

#9 Have you ever played doctor as a child? With whom did you play and how old were you?

I don’t think so.

#10 What is your wildest sexual secret that you want to indulge in at least once in your lifetime?

Maybe I’m curious about one certain guy, but I don’t think I’d ever act on it.

#11 Have you ever been caught naked by someone?

Thankfully not.

#12 Have you ever found something valuable on the street and kept it for yourself even though you knew you could return it to the owner?

No, nothing really valuable.

#13 What is the most embarrassing moment you’ve experienced in your lifetime?

Getting hard in front of the guy I liked. I still hope he hasn’t noticed.

#14 Can you tell me your funniest childhood memory that you can remember?

Do inside jokes with my friends and sister count? Still, you need to speak Dutch in order to understand them.

#15 What are the things about yourself that you particularly like and what is the one thing you don’t particularly like? *Physical and psychological asset*

I’m not the biggest fan of my body in general. What I like? I’m non-judgemental.

#16 Which is the one word in your vocabulary that you use excessively?

Mo godverdomme toch.

#17 Do you think you could punch someone and knock them off their senses?

Probably, but not with my left hand anymore. µNot gonna try anyway.

#18 If you had to make out with a friend of the same sex to save the world from aliens, whom would you pick?

My husband lol. He’s my best friend and we’re in same sex marriage, so problem solved.

#19 Which sex toys have you experimented with so far, and which ones would you want to stay away from?

I’ve tried one, didn’t really like it, and anything else is not interesting to me.

#20 Strangest place you have had sex or “fooled around’ at:

Does our car count?

#21 Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers or friends, and have they ever got to know about it?

Yes, twice on my friends, I was in relationships with them, and one of them is my husband now.

#22 If we had kids together someday in the future, what features/characteristics from you would you hope they would inherit?

No kids, thanks. Especially not with a stranger.

#23 When was the last time you felt possessive?

Probably never.

#24 Have you ever eavesdropped/or peeked at someone without the noticing?

I’m not interested in private details of people’s lives.

#25 Personally, do you think size matters in reality?

Yea. The smaller, the less painful. For real.

#26 If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?

Several months. I’m not a teenager anymore.

#27 What gets you wet faster, phone sex or sexting?

Jesus, no. Such things completely turn me off.

#28 While having sex, would you prefer getting on top or staying down in bed?

Staying down so I can peacefully zone out.

#29 Have you ever stripped for someone?

Nope. nless undressing in front of my husband to take a shower counts.

#30 If you had to explain about the birds and the bees to a child, let me hear how you’d go about explaining it to them?

I wouldn’t. Thankfully we don’t have kids and my husband’s son is almost 17, so I guess he knows this and that.

#31 Who is the biggest jerk/bitch you’ve ever come across in your life and why?

That Romanian dude at our work nobody really likes. Which is weird because we have other Romanian workers here and they’re a bunch of awesome guys.

#32 Have you ever accidentally and yet intentionally kissed someone or tried kissing someone?

No. Someone did that to me, though, and I hated it.

#33 Have you ever had sex in a dressing room?

No, I haven’t.

#34 If the world froze for an afternoon and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?

If you expect answers like “jerk off in public”, then I’m gonna disappoint you.

#35 What’s your routine every night just before you go to sleep?

Putting the TV on.

#survey #q&a survey #random survey #tmi survey

[ghosttides]

2, 9, 23, 24 for the horror movie asks?

I'm also pretty sure I've answered most of these, but my opinion's actually changed on a few! 2: what is the scariest horror movie you’ve seen? Before I think i've said that Don’t Breathe and Invisible Man (2020) both kinda get to me, and that's still trueish. As far as like, straight-up scary, I was gonna say Terrifier and Martyrs? The more I think about it though, all of these (except Invisible Man) gross me out way more than they actually scare me. Just certain aspects of certain... not kills, but Painful situations are really squicky. Invisible Man, though, has a couple scenes that are genuinely unnerving or upsetting in the lack of proof. Hush is really good for that too. 24: what is your opinion on remakes of classic horror films? arrhghghghg. Bad, but that kind of depends on how they do it. Stuff like the new Chucky movie should just be an entirely new franchise, it doesn't even have the name. Same with the new Wrong Turn. A lot of remakes are just exceptionally grimdark or too comical (@ the childs play franchise. again). Rebooting a story too many times can lead to pretty extreme derailing especially of the main villains, which is why i did like Halloween (2018) - as a continuation of the original that kept less supernatural and more straight, and why I didn't like Halloween Kills as much (less of a plot, more magicky). I can like a horror remake if it actually brings something new to the franchise (and i'm not talking abt the eyeballs thing in fkn, black christmas, or the new Suspiria remake draining out all the color the original was famous for). Rebooting terrible classics into equally bad or worse things, though? Hysterical. The My Bloody Valentine remake is utterly awful, does change the story in a red-herring (though Also stupid) way if you know the context of the og, and it Is hilarious.

#horror #add #asks #<3!!

[hislittleraincloud]

Children.

You need to fucking run your fics through the appropriate tech checks before you publish your shit.

Yeah, I get that some of you aren't EPL (English Primary Lang). But that doesn't mean your fucking writing program is, or that you can't translate it then run it through.

My gods. If you want to sell me a shitty WFJ story with fkn multiple Jennas in it bc you are obsessed with your fantasies, then you better make it as smooth a ride as possible. I know you're all fkn virgins (most of the writers are, apparently, according to a poll a little while back), but don't let that fucking extend to your Spellcheck & Grammar function.

However, I think that ultimately it might be the dialogue that rips me out of everything. It's the terrible goddamn dialogue. I just cannot read Cairo with completely AU characters, because y'all can't fucking write it. You want people who aren't braindead obsessed with fucking Ortega to read it? Or do you just want to rub n' shoot with others who're rubbin' and shootin', because a quick, shitty fuck is better than no fuck at all? Cairo would have a field day in a critique with y'all, and it would end up a big, bloody mess where y'all would be running to the bathroom in tears. (Or maybe that would be Wednesday, since she doesn't give two fucks. But I feel like the reason Cairo has only one friend is probably more than just her being a typical loner. Both have competitive superiority complexes, so when unleashed on those whose skills are lesser in a competitive arena, they are both likely reach for the heart of their enemies...Wednesday with Bianca (and Sheriff Galpin to a degree), Cairo with Jon and Winnie.)

But I'm starting to whine about content rather than tech specs, so. Do better if you're writing wild AUs. Actually, do the least that is expected of you as an author.

Ugh, speaking of checking shit, people who write articles about RPF need to understand the difference between historical fiction, self-insert/Mary Sueing, and RPF. There are differences. Pretty big ones, even if the genres can overlap/intersect in places.

ETA: I tried to force myself to keep reading it.

Nope, nope, nope to the nope.

CAIRO DOES NOT HAVE HAZEL EYES. DO THESE LOOK FUCKING HAZEL TO YOU? NO. THEY NEVER HAVE.

There is no reasoning given for this change...none. 🤦🏽‍♂️ She's never worn contacts for her roles because people love her big, obsidian-dark eyes. It's dark, dark brown, almost black. I have the exact same eye color. Yay Mexicans!

*GASP* an EYE reveal 🫠 Sorry about the scary Orwellian BIG BROTHER pose, but it seems that no matter how I take a pic to show my eye color, my brows furrow when I'm looking at the camera. Or at you, oh she who writes less than her potential.

For the love of all that's holy, stop. 😭 Or at least GET a second opinion for edits before you publish, preferably by someone who you will be expecting tech wreck from. Not active authors, because we're too busy...but active readers who can take the time to help you run through bad tech (spelling, typos, some grammar) and through spec check (specs = character consistency with canonical aspects you're trying to achieve, but if it's totally AU this isn't a priority, obvs.).

There's a culture going on right now where people can't critique others' works without being seen as meanie or anti. You all get rubber stamped on your creations at AO3 because no one is able to offer meaningful critique, and that means being able to take criticism. Not everyone's writing is great, or even good for that matter. I'm not perfect either, but at least I can do the bare minimum for the readers. But Tor, that's how we prac —

If you keep writing the same shitty, un-edited stuff over and over again, that's not practicing to write better. That's spewing sub-par 💩 for fleeting wet fantasies.

Write your shit, whatever it may be, but god damn, respect your readers a little more but moreover, respect yourself as a writer enough to want to publish something that isn't riddled with easy fixes.

#bad fic #bad writing #on writing #writing #writer problems #writer probs #writer probz #creative writing #writing for characters #writing to character #ic vs ooc #IC used to mean 'in character'/OOC 'out of character' #bad characterization #things that rip me right out of a fic #miller's girl #wednesday netflix #netflix wednesday #write whatever you want but learn to do it better #fan fic writers #fan fic writing #eye reveal #lol

[alyjojo]

October ⚖️ 2023 Monthly - Sagittarius

Whole of your energy: The Star rev

I swear I get more career messages for you guys than anyone else. I expect that from Cap, and you could have placements. For the risings it makes sense with Vir 10th and Cap 2nd houses. Work is LIFE. You fkn hate it though. I feel like some kind of event is happening with your work that just knocks the wind right out of your sails, due to your color cards being really positive coming in, and more negative throughout. The whole of this reading is “I hate my job but I’m not going to or can’t do anything about it.” - Pistachio and 4 Cups at the end. And you won’t. I was told to write it blunt like that 😬

The Star rev is pessimism, a lack of hope or faith, you can’t see a positive outcome in any direction. 8 Swords. Just sitting in the funk. You’re sabotaging yourself by not even trying to look at other avenues (do they exist, you don’t know), and you have no hope of where you are getting better than it is currently (but you wait). This is a whole career identity crisis right now. But you come IN with Geranium, which is beautiful…

What’s going on in October:

7 Swords:

You’re extremely avoidant right now, I’m kinda surprised Temperance didn’t come out because I’m getting an energy of “coasting”. But that’s your card, you don’t need it to do that. You avoid owning your own perspective, direction, dreams, life. You don’t even want to think of things you want, because you have no hope of those dreams actually coming true, and don’t want to get your hopes up. And even if they did come true, you’re too afraid to be disappointed and regret moving on to something new/better should you leave this behind. You’re deeply afraid of change, karma, consequences, the worst case scenario.

9 Cups:

Very simply, your dream is to leave this behind, for something that values & appreciates you, pays you well, has decent hours, insurance, or whatever that you don’t currently have and would like. You don’t say it out loud, this feels like a deeply personal/internal reading, and you don’t make any effort to *find* this thing. But the desire is there, buried, you don’t like to look at it and don’t really want to make it real, because that comes with change.

2 Wands:

There’s a major conflict with some other person at your job, or you’re very angry about something. This King of Wands does not feel like you, you’re vibing in a much earthier 🌳 energy with the King of Pentacles rev. This could be a boss, or someone with some level of authority that you can’t stand. All of your plans forward and possible decisions ride on what this person decides to do or not do, they piss you off a lot. But you always give things time, another day, and another, you’re aware of your own temper and “pop off” nature so you hold back from actually acting. Maybe it’ll work out. Maybe you’ll calm down tomorrow and it’ll all be fine, why were you even mad? You probably have some experience with this, so you’re not rushing into some impulsive “fk this place” decision, although there are probably many days you feel like doing just that.

8 Pentacles:

You put a lot of time & effort into whatever you do, or you have been, and continue planning to, if you’re planning at all. In regards to this current thing, you could be waiting on opportunities to present themselves, but staying at this company, and not actively looking either. Like it has to pop out of a bush and invite you along for you to bother with it. You want a higher value at the same place, not a whole new place. Any opportunities are silent, which shows they aren’t available or not found at the moment, and 7 Pentacles shows time has been invested into this already. So you’re looking for higher up positions at the same company, got it, that explains the waiting around because there are none. Taking a hard look at how far you’ve come and where you’re going, is continuing to wait on…is this worth it, or are you wasting your time and should start over somewhere else?

5 Pentacles:

If you’re deciding anything, it’s probably more towards leaving this behind, but I don’t see any action being taken. You stay for the money, security, it pays the bills, you’re comfortable here. It could be you’re looking over options other places, or they don’t pay as much, or their benefits are even worse than yours in some way. There are clearly perks to where you’re at, or you wouldn’t be in this sort of energy. It does feel like you’re taking the first step to look and see what’s out there, or even inquire about higher jobs where you are - by word of mouth even. I don’t see anything floating your boat, 4 Cups, not yet. It’s more about getting to this place of desiring change before taking the action. 10:11 on the clock is like “one step at a time”. I never do that for random numbers like that, but in this case it’s literally the first step, so is Geranium, you’re waking up to how you feel and realizing you have to at least open the door if you want an opportunity to blow in. Better to search it out though. With Pistachio, leaving the house might be better…in a suit. For an interview.

The numbers 8888, 5555, and 222 could mean something for you. Yours aren’t super deep, it’s describing this whole reading all over, conflicted over decisions and what actions to take. Better said as “I said - what I said!”

Signs you may be dealing with:

Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus, Libra, Virgo & Cancer

Oracles: ✨

6 Habits

Examine habits that may impede the pathways to your goals and encourage beneficial ones.

14 Teaching 🍏

The situation you are inquiring about encourages teaching, whether it be student/teacher, parent/child, or just friend/friend. We are, all of us, learning and teaching constantly when we are maintaining a high vibration energetically. Never despair that the seeds you have planted have failed to take root. They may be taking time to germinate, or they may have migrated to another field. Do not plant seeds with the expectation of an outcome. Disengage from the attachment to the outcome of a situation and move on. A farmer doesn’t sit down next to the seeds he plants waiting for them to sprout. What a recipe for disappointment!

He plants them and moves on. Never once does he second guess if he was doing the right thing in the right way. He simply does what he is called to do and trusts that the fruits of his labor will be what they are supposed to be! This card also encourages a more formal teaching experience. Look for ways you can enrich others’ loves through sharing your expertise and knowledge.

We enter into October as:

Geranium 🌺:

“This is another beginning.”

What appears to be an end may not be one after all. Often situations that generate our greatest fears turn into remarkable opportunities. It’s time to let go of the past, and trust that whatever is coming is better than what you’ve known to this point. You are ready to begin again. A new opportunity is coming from a place you don’t expect. There is a regeneration of some kind going on. Whatever you were pulled away from in the past was for the purpose of bringing you to a higher place. It’s time for whatever has been dormant to bloom again. Trust there is a higher plan. This is truly an exciting time.

What is to be learned in October:

Pistachio 🎩

“I’ve got all I could ever need, right here.”

Excuses. Excuses. Excuses. They can begin to snowball. Pistachio wants you to live the life that he can’t seem to participate in. He is saying “Stop waiting for the right time to live your life!” This isn’t the dress rehearsal, it’s the real thing. You could be on the verge of something big, and if you don’t participate, you’re going to watch it pass you by. Don’t let anything prevent you from taking a chance. It is important to do what you love to do, but are you letting new experiences in? Or are you in a comfort zone that’s leading nowhere? Doing the same thing and expecting something different is not likely. The time is now to take a risk, talk to people, show up for life! Live now! Don’t wait another day.

Green may be a lucky color 💚

#sagittarius #sagittarius tarot reading #monthly tarot reading #October 2023 #astrology #tarot #tarotblr

[marylouexpress]

god forgive me, i can't take things slowly

"o que vc não me pede sorrindo que eu não te faço chorando?" miguel martinelli (aka miguelito)

celebration dinner w mia at lucy liu. and another one at that fancy turkish one, classy and modern.

luca walking in prudence bar in melbourne, on the last time we've seen each other. the closure talk. the "did you really not know i was in love with you?" dead serious question - melting and steaming at the same time over the tempranillo continuous glasses. i just remember feeling everything tremble from head to toe and this chill coming down my spine. like a fucking spell. and i remember thinking "this fkn connection and weakspot for him might turn out to be a timeless effect.

the sunset long walks in maroochydore.

lovers walk. revolver upstairs. café l'incontro.

me calling hannah for the first time in months out of drunk intuition and it being on her birthday. the fact she didn't believe i wasn't aware it was her birthday.

meeting martin in gili. how he nearly fell off his bike cos he couldnt keep his eyes off me dancing at the outdoor stage of jiggy bar. i was peaking the biggest energetic charge my life has experienced up until today. i was untouchable, fully and truly happy, content, present, open, glowing. the peace i felt when i first sat to have that coffee at the bayam café or something like that... i remember thinking while i was dazed by the color of those waters: so that's what people without anxiety feel like, that's how they go about life. that was a real third eye opener and feeling for the first time a genuine and pure love for myself. so much gratitude. so much hunger for discovery. real life magnet and manifestator. the night before leaving, gazing the stars laying in the middle of the road, beneath palmtrees and a milion stars. the bike rides. the hunter phase with the boys. marcel, gorka, jonathan white, artur deltombe, kristy flood, fkn ben, ellister, louie even... the bike rides on shrooms. are u kidding me? is this life still out there to be lived? i need to reconnect with this part of me. im not free right now.

fuck off adam ten for randomly looking for me and making himself present.

i got to hit the breaks.

i also got to make money. i know full well how capable i am to be extremely abundant if i do things right. with intention. with commitment and presence. vibrantly.

right now i'm conditioned.

i can only be in a party if the white lady is attending. and i haven't been doing other activities with my leisure time other than partying when i leave the house.

so are we seriously challenging our asses to learn how to balance or are we strong enough to admit there's no other way to break the "bad habit" other than embracing a complete change of life style. and work. and friends. basically it's like i'm looking at a scenario where it's almost as if i got to ellaborate another identidy.

[sungbeam]

Sorry I think I actually went into a comatose state once the Holiday teaser ver pics came out

Suffice to say that I will be investing in these albums 🫡

Also lemme just talk abt the fact that we’ll technically get 9 different versions of the same album technically 😀

But the color grading of the holiday version is SOOOOOO nice like damnnn AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN UHHHHH THE GLITTER VER ✨GLITTER GLITTER GLITTER TWIRLS TWIRLS TWIRLS TOGETHER FOREVER ITS LINDA AND HEATHERRR✨ IS SOOOOO PRETTY LIKE TF ESP YOUNGHOON’S HAIR LIKE LORDDDDDD

AND YES SO TRUE IT PROBABLY TAKES ME LIKE AN HOUR TO WRITE A FULL ASK AND IT’S SO UPSETTING TO ME REAHHHHH

The Boys is also way lowkey scary so yeah you’re right 😭 AND YEAH THE ACTOR THAT PLAYED HOMELANDER WAS LIKE… TOO GOOD AT HIS JOB 💀💀 ALSO I saw what you meant about marvel invasion cause ummm what is up with that reader insert plot armour type beat character 💀💀💀 like I saw her scene on twt and not only does it look bad but I was like HUH??? Characters that are so OP are fkn ejdwjjrkekf TOO MUCH LMAO

And I am once again sooo excited for Rhapsody Anonymous even though I saw you were struggling a bit writing it but I think it’ll really pay off 🥹🫶

I’m so glad that you did take some time off for yourself to ground yourself when you felt overwhelmed and I’m really glad that it helped you as well!! Take care of yourself above all else! 🥺💖

Also! Random Q&A time!

1. What’s your fav type of bread

2. What’s the cringiest thing you’ve ever put up on social media (optional answer 💀)

3. Have you ever been in love 🫣

4. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CARTOON CHARACTER CRUSH YOU CAN’T LIE TO ME IK YOU HAD ONE (REQUIRED, MUST ANSWER, NOT OPTIONAL 😤☝️)

I got like 2/4 of these from teen vogue so don’t @ me ok 😔💔

- So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. (Paulo Coehlo)

Love always, 🌷 anon

NO CUZ SAME???!(!(!) like I literally was supposed to wrote the day the present concept came out and i couldn't think abt anything else for the rest of the day :l BRO THATS WHAT IM SAYING ?? ist making MONEY MOVES this comeback 😭😭😭 pulling out all the stops to suck the money from our wallets ksnfkemdk I'll need to drop out of college if I were to get even one per concept 😭😭😭

HELP NO CUZ THE COLORS FROM THE PRESENT VER ARE SOOOOOO VIBRANT AND BEAUTIFUL???? THEY WERE SO SO PRETTY. and omg CHOI CHANHEE WAS MADE FOR THE GLITTER VERSION 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ someone said *im spinnin like a ballerinaaaa* LMAO have u seen the clips from the zeneration behind lol chanhee and kevin on the POLES !!! so iconic tbh i think it was for savior?? not too sure

ur so right anthony starr (?)/homelander plays his role FAR TOO WELL O_O he freaks me tf OUT w that smile omg sknfkendk all his scenes put a shiver down my spine and i haven't even properly watched the series 😭

bro secret invasion threw me for a mfkn loop 😭 idk if you've watched the whole thing but KEVIN FEIGE WE NEED TO TALK ABT UR CHOICES FOR MISS MARIA HILL WE NEED TO TALK S I R. i actually really like the title sequence for it tho i thought it was so masterfully done like for some reason i really liked it in particular 😭💀

ahhhh thanks !!! 🤧🤧 hopefully u like what I've done for it LMFAOOOO it's been a struggle up in here, but it's prob gonna come out to be longer than the estimated word count 🤣🤣 i am not doing very good at keeping it under 20k

omg random q+a 😃

brioche !!! tho i think i have more opinions abt cheese than bread 😭 wheat works too LMAO

uhhhhh 💀 the things i posted way back when r more embarrassing/"u idiot"/"u bitch" type things, but ig i can say all of the over filtered pics 😭😭 i cry every time i think of that try hard bathing suit post i did once it was awful

uhhhh if being in love counts as being in love w white rice then yes 🤩🤩 idk dude lol i don't think i've met anyone yet whom i have really felt so strong an emotion for as sad as it sounds, but i am patient

HELP ME KDFKLEMDK CUZ .... Apparently when i was 1 or 2, i had a SICKENING crush on jimmy neutron 🧍🏻‍♀️ but after that it was probably zayn from lego ninjago, i don't make the rules LMAO i am a nerd-lover through and through !!!

NOW UR TURN GO !!! 😼😼 LMAO no worries i think it was cute and fun !!

— "'If you are intolerable, let me be the one to tolerate you.'" - T. J. Reid 💖

#sungbeam strikes again #🌷 anon

[thewinshitters]

Beautiful Spouse Watches The Winchesters S01x09

Cast Your Fate to the Wind

Spouse is watching the Stream today! 

“Why does it look like shit?????” “I shouldn’t have looked at the description, because I know that they’re vampires and just sleeping” “Vampires aren’t cold, are they?” “sure” “Why would you wear a dress? A leather skirt? Why not just wear pants? Less shit to get caught on” “oh yeah we don’t care about money. We leave that to Guillermo” “This is what I mean - in spn, they had all these gritty voices. The tone is different, and I think it’s lacking. It’s lacking that gritty ass tone” “I hope they do spice it up a little bit” “not a bad looking one either ahahaha” “I think they really need to turn up the grit on the voices. Get the mic in a little closer. Boost up the low end. Add some distortion. Just a little bit.” “Even Dean doesn’t have that same gritty voice anymore” “is it the samulet?? Probably” “it’s almost like they chopped off most things below 300 Hertz” “I thought Carlos’s scarf was a tie” 🎶clubhouse cat gotta be black🎶 

“Or white or orange. Any cat would do” “it saw you” “you kill yourself bitch’ “Is the PreP commercial how we know they’re gearing this show to the gays? At least it triggers all the homophobes” “Just send him off to war - it’ll fix him” “The sidewall on the tires on the rack are awfully thin for 1970s something” “See what I mean? There’s a little grit missing in the voice” “fuck yeah boiii” “that could have been a really funny joke” “I gotta get some Carlos pants. God damn” “Where do you even find pants like that anymore?” “idk if those particular borderlines were established when vampires appeared but ok” 🎶gonna chop off their heads and shit down their necks🎶

“Thanks for telling me! Now I can go destroy it!”

“Don’t be such a cop. Jesus Christ” “She’s just jealous of the new girlfriend” “what’s up with the map paper?” “Do you believe everything that you’re told?” “ya know if they’re going with an alternate universe, they didn’t have to cast someone who looked like the originals” “the pacing is getting better. The voices bother me. I hope they work on them a bit” “and the camera angle specifically is bothering me. If you think in spn, they would have been mostly on the receiving party side. They flip back and forth too many times” “or you could have just both been running. You wasted 8 seconds.” “Oh yeah wood doors. That’ll work” “There’s more light in that room than there is from the lighter.” “This is what I mean by the color grading and the lighting” “what the fuck do we need the slo mo with the hair? We haven’t had any more interesting camera work than this whole episode” “ok that was fkn great and all, but why not tie it up in a hair tie for better directional aiming” “the music choice feels deliberate. It feels cheesy to me” “oh my god” “that’s not how that works but ok” “juicy” “we already know what happens. Dead mans blood blah blah blah” “why can’t John grab it” “Man you’re supposed to lock your elbows, but they fuck this up all the time. I know they don’t want to crack the ribs but use a mannequin or something”

“cough cough. Oh same difference” “yeah sure this all makes sense” “tempted about what?” “out of the bag and into the box” “he’s a robot person. Or an ant person. Or whatever the fuck. Creepy spider things”

#beautifulspousewinchesters #spnwin #the winchesters prequel #the winchesters #spnwin spoilers #the winchesters spoilers