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dois-funnyzone · 4 months

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can’t make this shit up

#mayor talk #did i mention i’ve been playing tomodachi life again #yeah i just finished building my roster and i’m just waiting for some babies to grow up #let’s just say that the shenanigans are shenaniganing #also kirby is considered a girl in this cuz i wanted a 50:50 gender ratio 💀#not that it matters to me much anyway since i don’t think kirby has a gender to begin with #it’s free real estate baby

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cakesmelons · 6 months

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You remember the harem timeline where dream fucking dies? No? Too bad 'cause I gotta rush- **sonic speeds to school

#NOT my art #sunnymainecoon #AUGH #OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUNNY I LOVE THIS #Shattered looks like i little shit. Love that #poor drm tho :((( baby #drm dying and shattered is just like :3 #cross all for him? AND he gets his brother back? 👀#its free real estate bb #dreamtale frozen au #frozen!au #frozen!dream #frozen!shattered #frozen au #frozen harem au #forgot to add that tag last time

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tnpt-depravity · 1 month

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Peter waking up in the middle of the night to his daddy's head between his thighs, his tongue lapping up the slick he fingered from his loose pussy ♡

Delirious, half-asleep Peter trying to figure out what's going on, trying to protest, but his drowsy moans are muffled by Tony's hand because "we can't wake mommy, kiddo, just let daddy do what he has to do" as he laps and laps until Peter's forced to cum on his tongue ♡

#does tony take advantage of his son as he sleeps a lot? of course he does baby it's free real estate!!#starker #starkercest #tnpt #tony x peter #somnophilia #noncon tw #my sins

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psychangels · 1 year

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thinking abt chai and his cockiness. so take my analysis

chai's cocky attitude stems from three things: bullying, ableism, and his low self-esteem. and all three of these things r intrinsically connected due to their nature

i don't think the idea that chai was definitely bullied should surprise anyone. as awful as it is to say, he's very much an easy target for that sort of thing. the weird kid with a messed up arm sitting alone at lunch is the most likely to get picked on.

the majority of this bullying was certainly ableist. and of course it's going to have a negative affect on chai's self-esteem and overall well-being.

"but what does this have to do with him acting cocky?"

it's a defense mechanism, plain and simple.

if chai acts confident enough, they'll leave him alone. if he acts unaffected and bites back, twice as hard, eventually they'll go away. if chai acts cool enough, if he pretends everything is fine, everyone will stop paying so much attention to his arm. if chai acts cocksure enough, if he's annoying and loud and arrogant, then everyone will stay away from him. no more pity friends. no more fake ones, either. it's not like he deserves real friends, anyways. he should be alone. it's better this way.

it's a three for one deal, and it works wonders! ...until it doesn't

now, it should also be noted that i don't think chai is purposely an ass ALL the time just to make ppl dislike him and whatnot. in fact, there r plenty of instances where he seems to do it unintentionally due to his low empathy and difficulties with social cues.

a primary example of this would be during the scene where korsica joins the team. chai is being kind of a jerk, but it rlly doesn't feel like he's MEANING to be. after all, later, when he goes to talk to korisca he speaks much softer and is overall more kind.

#hi fi rush #chai hi fi rush #angeltalks.txt #this was originally going to be part of that longer post i mentioned in my post i made abt chai and the gang a bit ago #buuut i. idk i sort of lost the motivation to do all that #maybe someday but #eh.#don't hold ur breath #this is kind of all i managed to write of it #ft. some light hcs abt chai's backstory here cuz it's free real estate baby #this guy was 100% bullied. no way he wasn't.#also btw abt the low empathy thing: chai is a low empathy autistic #not going to argue. it's just a hc (unless smth official ever gets stated but i doubt it)

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torchickentacos · 6 months

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So was nobody going to tell me May gets three roses* before she even wins her first ribbon, or was I just supposed to find this out through the archived version of those old bulbapedia ship articles that I found?

*the third rose is technically AFTER she won her first ribbon, but it's still the same episode as the ribbon obtainment, so close enough

#this is where the 'something like that' comes in too‚ by the way #her first ribbon.#it's canonized ON HER FIRST RIBBON that he's already dropping the pretense #which like isn't THAT early in the series bc she takes a while to get started #BUT LIKE KJHDFSKJDFHORIUEGHDFJ STILL?#contestshipping #pokemon may #pokemon drew #coordinator may #coordinator drew #<<<did we ever decide which of these we're using. whatever it doesn't matter #nobody talks about these two anymore. free real estate‚ baby!#i'll use both. who's gonna stop me??? the six other contestshipping fans?#all of whom are at least my mutuals? if not people i bother on discord three times a day?#hi guys btw <3

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totaleclipse573 · 17 days

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since I'm now insane since learning the meaning of his name, you think Eclipse wakes up in the middle of the night and checks to see if everyone is still there?

Unless.. they all went on a mission

OHHHHHHHH HE WOULD

The thought I just had that one time he had no idea what time it was, and no one was in the apartment. The near instant thought that they must've decided they didn't want him anymore. That they probably got annoyed of having him around and just abandoned him. He's looking everywhere regardless but, there's no one. He shouldn't care, he's spent a long time alone anyways, the Dark Arms are still around, so it shouldn't matter...if he just doesn't pay attention to the feeling of his heart shattering. What did he do wrong?

#(opens the au folder of my notes app) its free real estate #cryyyyyyyyyinggggggg as usual #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic fandom #eclipse the darkling #baby boy.........#ask box

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akkivee · 1 month

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more of these flavours of gentaro pls 🥺🥺🥺

#vee queued to fill the void #my anniversary grinding has been going lol #i decided i’d upgrade all the cheebs to their max potential and get enough points for all the event stories i missed (there’s a lot lmao)#as for anniversary pulls i got hitoya from the few gems i had on hand!!!!!! idk if i can spare the money by the end of the event tho lol #🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i like how happy everyone looks in the evolved cheebs but gentaro has been acting like it free real estate in my br #he gets to mysteriously float again in his png!!!!!!!!! he’s slurp slorpin like a baby!!!!!!!!!!!#it’s gentaro season in arb??????????????#(unironically tho yeah lol his bday is right after the event ends and that should also be the gentaro’s 3gumi soul swap fic event lmao)

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bravevolunteer · 4 months

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thinking about the spare springlock suit that michael gets trapped in in sl. what do you guys think it was :)

#worst options are some sort of spring bonnie or fredbear prototype. of course #like there definitely could've been more but ?? there's not really any hints as to what it was so i'm just inclined towards pain as well as #The Themes And Motifs Of It All you know DFJHDSFK #yes it was most likely just some random suit but to me that's just free real estate #spring bonnie 'they thought i was you' sins of the father following his call being doomed to never escape #OR fredbear and the GUILT of it all the inverse where he is now trapped and terrified evan Haunting The Narrative (the plush and cameras in #the private room!) as well as night 4 also being heavy on the michael and circus baby dynamic!#how could i possibly choose you know #just thinking about him escaping and seeing what it was. im normal #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

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itsfairly · 20 days

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whats up with that one kpop blog (@/hajunzi) that is going around and stealing others' fics? not once, not twice, and definitely not thrice. FOUR times. word for word too.

why bother posting something you didnt bother to write other than using the ctrl+f function to change the names:/

#im so mad and im not even the one plagerized #bc its THEIR words THEIR idea THEIRS #they are doing this for free because they wanted to share it #and then this person just comes like its free real estate #no baby this is your full on consequences #rant

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todayisafridaynight · 9 months

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and if i wrote a short fic or drew up a short comic about jo and ikumi meeting up again like twenty years after The Incident what would we think

#snap chats #SORRY took my dog for a walk and then Coin Locker Baby came on the playlist and of course i got to thinking #im already plagued with visions wanting to do art for that song but no i ALWAAAAYSS wonder about what happened to ikumi #i dont even have a concrete idea on what couldve happened to her... her future's free real estate #it can be as sad or as happy as i want.. and i thought of one of the more sad What If's today #and i kiiiiindddaa wanna do something with it....#whatever i do is solely dependent on me i just wanna know if anyone'd actually be real into seeing that #so i know to rush through my comms even faster ☠️#i have plenty of ideas in the brain aside from that so Yk but still...#i just wanna know if anyones super interested in seeing the really-weird-and-niche worms in my brain #getting people to care about sawashiro is one thing but for people to even remember who ikumi is... tall order to fill #but ive done more impossible things i think LMAO but regardless im going back to work #cant work on THOSE things if i dont even finish whats on my plate now

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forcheol · 5 months

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i was the cake i was the cake i was the cake i was the cake—

HIS THIGHS. HHHNNGGGFFJGJGJG

i’m convinced if i sat on his lap all my problems would be solved

#his lap is free real estate for me actually #my coupsie poopsie #i love my baby so much #he’s so pretty oh my

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ozymoron · 2 years

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since im moving soon, i can and will be decorating my room like eds house because oh my god i love his house so much this man has so much style for a guy who claims to be straight, just saying