#it’s fucking rawww

[honeyviscera]

i do NOT like the love triangle trope honestly i'm pretty tired of it.... there's a couple ways it often goes and all of them are like. equally frustrating.

way #1: for the first part of the story, character A and character B are shown to be slowly developing feelings for each other. their relationship is developing well, and so far their story is compelling. then one day, character C is introduced as a love rival for A's heart. C often doesn't have very much depth, and is often obnoxious, petty, or mean, and exists only to create tension with B. C doesn't really add anything meaningful to the story, and is often meant to "test" A's loyalty to B. this often goes hand in hand with misunderstandings, where B thinks A is going to date C, due to A for some reason being nice to/affectionate with C, and B gets jealous/angry/hurt, and that creates tension between B and A, often damaging their relationship with each other for like A WHILE. eventually of course, C gets rejected and A and B are endgame, but C created a lot more unnecessary drama and dragged the story out for longer than it needed to be, and damaged A&B's trust with each other, and C didn't develop as a character at all, and it just made A look disloyal. i find this trope to be very frustrating and unnecessary. there are so many other ways tension can be created rather than throwing some catty jealous rando in there for no reason at all, and making B and the audience question A's affection for B.

way #2: A, B, and C are all introduced from the start, and B & C are shown to be constantly competing for A. it goes back and forth, and ohhh~ we totally don't know who A is going to choose! will it be B, or will it be C? A is shown to not really be "loyal" to one or the other, and B & C often fight, or are mean to each other, and often try and sabotage the other in the name of making themselves look better to A. i find this really frustrating and it gets very old very fast, and i just end up not really rooting for one or the other, when B & C are both shown to stoop low to boost their own favour, and A is shown to be wishy-washy and noncomittal. overall not compelling to me, and doesn't make me want to ship any of them. just really offputting.

way #3: A and B are childhood friends, but one day C arrives! C is like. meaner or more of a "bad boy" type and B is kind and caring. guess who A chooses, despite it being objectively a bad decision? you know this one, of course it's C. "nice guys finish last" trope. i really hate this one. it's just so frustrating, and often A doesn't really pick C for any other reason that "theyre sooo hot 😏🤤🥵😳😩i want this objectively shitty person to fuck me rawww~~~~" and there's often no depth or development given to their relationship. i get that this is often used as like wish fulfilment or self insert? but yall need to get better fantasies. im so tired.

ET CETERA. i just think there's so many better ways to write relationships without making some third character be "competition". it's just frustrating and it gets so old to me. I HATE LOVE TRIANGLES. please give me better written romances, or if you're really set on more than 1 love interest, write healthy polyamory instead. im so tired of this competition bullshit LMFAO

#ocean.mp3 #anyways

[not-gray-politics]

Diet influencers be like "rawww foodssss are so nourishinnggggg I'm a rawwwww vegannnnnn I love living rawwwwwwwwwww" I rawdogged your mom last night shut the fuck up

#diet culture #fatphobia

[fariesoiree]

ohhh alucard is sooo fine. i’ll fuck him RAWWW

#ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙

[trenchcoatsbi]

Rawww the urge to post some art of me n skizz vs slightly fucking up the anatomy and worried about people not liking it bc of that - Voidling Anon

(also don't worry tom you didn't scare me off, I just went back to antagonizing over this like I have been the past 46 hours)

NOOOOO VOIDLING

ART IS ART!!! ITLL BE AWESOME EITHER WAY

#tom posts #voidling #voidling anon #if anything i think it gives it charm :DD #everyones art is so awesome that little mistakes that half the time people dont notice #is comforting #like wow this super talented amazing person does uh oh’s sometimes too.. #like i do hands backwards sometimes #or sausage limbs #but if it make me happy then i proud of it #show us if youre comfy with ut #IM HYPE TO SEE THE PEOPLE YOU KEEP TALKIGN ABOUT!!

[gnarliest-phone-dude]

it’s me birthday soon soooooo i think me deserve some CAKE eheheh rawwws ;3

“I mean, sure, dude! I can bake ya some if ya want!”

Don’t trust him. He will probably fuck up the cake some how.

#oliver swift #dialtown ask blog #oliver swift ask blog

[itstoobigooohhghgloord]

Wait being a furry is fucking rawww bro i get to imagine myself as a fuzzy cute little creature and get more gender euphoria ive felt in years. Hopefully my current disgusting physical body recognizes its own boringness and starts shifting towards being a funny Little animal guy

[satan-isalesbian]

#dank memes #fresh memes #memes #spicy memes #reaction pics #reaction images #meme #it’s fucking rawww

[the-fiction-witch]

6th What is benny watts scared off?

TV SHOW THE QUEENS GAMBIT COUPLE: BENNY WATTS X READER RATING: SCARY

GROWN UP HALLOWEEN DAY 6

I smiled as I sat making paper spider webs once finished up hung one side from one light and looping it around the house as much as I could "What are you doing y/n?" Benny chucked sipping his coffee

"Tis Halloween!" I smiled

"yeah? the hallmark holiday made to sell candy"

"BENNY!" I yelled "I love Halloween"

"Ohh no your one of those crazy Halloween girls"

"You knew that when you married me!" I giggled

"I didn't know shit when I married you, I had me two many beers after the vegas tournament we fucked and somehow we got married"

"I've told you a million times Benny" I giggled "met up in the bar, went out for food, you proposed to me with an onion ring sat in your car and we got married in some little chapel in a vegas hotel?"

"And I still regularly check that marriage certificate because I swear that squiggle is not legally binding"

"that's your signitre benny" I laughed "and you can't check it to regularly as it has to be kept in the folder because... SOMEBODY tried to burn it"

"I still don't remember that"

"you stood on the bed moments after our wedding and yelled ' good luck returning me without the receipt' and then proceeded to have bedpost rattling sex with me so much the hotel neighbours complained"

"have you ever tried returning me?"

"No. I've thought about it though" I giggled going to dig more in my box of spooky stuff "Benny?"

"Humm?"

"What are you scared off?"

"what?"

"its the spooky season what are you scared off?"

"Nothing"

"Everyone is scared of something benny"

"Not me"

"really?"

I giggled putting the bedsheet over my head being quiet and slick moving silently through the dark apartment gently putting my hand on his shoulder as he made coffee

"What are you doing?" He sighed turning to see me not even a god damn flinch

"boo"

"yes dear. boo" he sighed going to sit down and play some chess

"Wasn't I scary?"

"Yeas darling very scary"

I smiled slipping my mask on holding my knife softly, I gently wiggled the curtain  

"RAWWW!" I yelled

"yes dear?" he sighed not even flinching as the stood washing up and down his body

"aren't you scared?" I asked taking my scary clown mask off

"Not really" he shrugs "do you mind? I am in the shower?"

"fine" I sighed

I giggled as I got my little glass and paper grabbing the spider as safely as I could creping up behind benny and heading close to his table and dropping the spider on his chessboard "hun. don't be mean to spiders" He sighed picking it up and putting the spider back in the glass

"What are you scared off"

"I told you I'm not scared of anything," He laughs

"fine" I sighed going to make some tea

"Are you mad at me?" he asks

"Hum" I huffed

"what do you want me to pretend I'm scared?" He asks

"Kinda"

"why do I have to be scared on Halloween? cant we just hide from the children who are trick or treating and eat all the popcorn and candy?"

"because it is the spooky time"

I smirked a little as I finished up with the little test, finally having a good idea. I hid it behind me and hurried out seeing benny sat reading his new chess book "Benny!" I giggled

"Yes?" He asks "Are you trying to scare me?"

"no!" I argued

"Alright, what are you hiding then?"

"I'M PREGNANT!" I smiled showing him my test

he saw the test in my hand, the colour drained from his face, his eyes wide, his breathing quickened, his hand on the table starting to sweat and go clammy leaving a mark on the table

"......YOU WHAT!" he yelled jumping out of his chair "how the hell are you pregnant! I've been wearing condoms since we got married! Half the time I pull out! how are you pregnant!"

"Ha! I found what you scared off" I giggled "Children"

"Ohhh. fucking christ don't scare me like that baby" he sighed in relief giving me a hug

"Are you really that scared of kids?"

"Yes! there tiny scary, responsibility daemons"

"Awww you're scared of little kiddies. at least I know what you are scared off"

"Good now you know you can stop" he laughs giving me a kiss

"I am pregnant though" I giggle showing him the test

"ahh. .... fuck. "He sighed "Okay. guess we're having our own tiny scary, responsibility daemon."

[jazknowwhatreal]

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[autumn-oceanopromises]

(397) i am a fan of of your universe (joke version)

i am a fan of your universe; i want to explore i want to explore;

even with the blood, the guts, the eyes gouged out antiseptic sex, bodymorph horror, and gore; i still want to explore, i still want to explore.

i love the grit; the reality of living life in banality mundanity humanity of mediocrity - the sadness, the failure, the awkwardness i know it all, it feels real, oh my god it feels worn-in the love and the sin you know what, it's fucking RAWWW - the guilt and self-hate and all of that shit i despise the dreamlike state, yes all of it the shallowness of the "prophecy" - fuck the ass-pulls the so-called promised land, contradictory world-rules! the big plotholes, the collateral rank smell, the condescending telling, the clanging bell the too-fast rush and the mindnumbing weight, it's a wonderland and White Rabbit is fucking late

fuck...

i'm still a fan, yeah, i'm still a fan...

i'm a fan of your universe let me in - I wanna love it - I want to explore, I want to explore,

let me roll right through Disney, the tiki beach, the sadness of knowing you're on the outside looking in, let me roll right through snow and the bitter lonely cold, to emerge with the top-down rolling over the long highway it's a new day it's a new life a new way

a cafe central in old-time Vienna where people who knew what to do went out more, a quiet conversation, a memory of fake marriage a final goodbye, nothing matters at all...

i still want to explore. i still want to explore - because i'm a fan of your universe...

now if only it wasn't mostly written like shit, with ninetypercent destined for the cutting room floor; with a third-level world seen through blinkers written with fourth-level clangers and stinkers well sometimes i glimpse the beauty, that seemingly accidental kind of beauty, and god above i want more

i want more i want more -

aw, fuck me bro, I think I'm losing IQ points! (*zombie noises*)

i'm a fan of your universe; let me in i'm a fan of your universe; let me sing out the healing the tar memories and currency from every bloody pore the transcendent light streaming out of every open door i'm a fan i’m a fan... of your universe; let me in

let me in...

i want to be in it, i want to see fifth-level succeed with the intention fulfilling every need oh, i do believe that this world is worth escalating; cause I know it's more than third-level masturbating -

because you know, it's lush and full: god, sometimes it's just beautiful - That's why I'm a fan i’m a fan i’m a fan - of your universe... because...

Outside, the world is warm and waiting.

#the editing process #for someone else #encapsulated into musical theatre #i'm a mean mean editor #multiply-levelled metanarrative #song lyrics #i'm a fan of of your universe (joke version) #i do intend to write a non-frustrated version of this

[thisblogisraw]

Welcome, My Dudes.

Welcome to the rawest blog on Tumblr. Ever since the fall of Tumblr due to their strict adult content rules, I've fallen out of posting. But I'm starting new. I'm starting fresh. I'm starting RAW. I'm here to make posts that you look at and say, "IT'S FUCKING RAWWW!" Lastly, I'm here to have a good time. Even if it ain't a long time.

Peace out, dudes.

#starting fresh #starting new #its fucking raw #raw #its raw #new start #new blog #entertainment #10/10 would recommend

[klausdadshirt]

I feel like 5 is a big Gordon Ramsey Fan, like just imagine for a second five is watching TV or some shit, and he sees Gordon and is like “THIS DUDE KNOWS WHATS UP, FUCK YEAH YOU TELL PETER THAT ITS RAWWW”

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #five #the boy #just me? #ok #gordon ramsey #comics

[monokumamemes]

The Best of Gordon Ramsay Sentence Starters ! ( Contains Excessive Vulgarity ) !

❝ Get out. GET OUT! ❞ 

❝ Fuck off will ya, please? Yeah? ❞ 

❝ You’re a first-class cunt. ❞ 

❝ ‘Fine dining’? A fine fuckin’ mess! ❞ 

❝ Fuck right off. Fuck off. ❞ 

❝ Excuse me? Madam/Sir? Fuck me? How about fuck you. ❞ 

❝ A black jacket? You need a straight jacket. ❞ 

❝ I can’t believe just how inconsistent you are. ❞ 

❝ You go explain to the customer why you’re so shit, will ya? ❞ 

❝ ___, that’s enough. Fuck off and go put some more makeup on. ❞ 

❝ RAW. RAWW. RAWWW. ❞ 

❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not a fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞ 

❝ Today is about consistency. ___, are you consistently shit? ❞ 

❝ I don’t know how to wake you up anymore. You’re like a zombie! ❞ 

❝ You make him look fucking good. ❞ 

❝ Take one look at yourself in the mirror, because it’s a fucking disgrace. ❞ 

❝ You’re cooking a burnt pan you fucking dick! ❞ 

❝ You’re going to blow fire in your face you fucking donkey! ❞ 

❝ Leave it. Leave it! LEAVE IT! ❞ 

❝ You know what I want? I want you out. ❞ 

❝ You’re so shit you don’t realise what you do. ❞ 

❝ You’ve just confirmed, in my mind, that you’re not trustworthy. So fuck you. ❞ 

❝ You seriously surprised me. You surprised me at how shit you are. ❞ 

❝ I suggest you go buy a restaurant and put one table in there. Any more than that and you’d be fucked. ❞ 

❝ Don’t you dare. Don’t you fucking dare. ❞ 

❝ Listen here you fat-mouthed stupid little bitch. ❞ 

❝ You’re pissing around with something that isn’t working. ❞ 

❝ WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?! ❞ 

❝ Crap on top of crap on top of crap on top of crap. ❞ 

❝ I’m about to snap with you. ❞ 

❝ What are we waiting on? I’m waiting on some fucking talent! ❞ 

❝ If I were you, I’d dig deep, touch your balls, and wake up. ❞ 

❝ If you don’t get out, I’ll fucking drag you out. ❞ 

❝ What the fuck is going on?! ❞ 

#sentence starters #starter sentences #vulgarity #gordon ramsay #rp meme #roleplay meme #meme #roleplay #rp

[stupidlyinlove]

So I asked you to give your take on sweetheart and here it is: “Waking up Friday morning I was honestly dying for school to be cancelled, but for their still to be the game and the dance in the evening. Luckily school was cancelled and even luckier the dance was still on. Planning on going to Wings was fake and we were destined to get Chinese, it's basically the only food that exists. I really like going to get Chinese together at Caldwell because there's never anyone else there.Then Belle Valley Park, that park is seriously nothing but fond memories. Kissing is such a simple act but it means so much to me. Arriving at the dance, some fuck took my parking spot as I went for it, so sadly I had to park next to Coach Wells in front of the Hall. Parking in front of the hall, never quite thought I'd ever have to lower myself to that level lol. All of the court looked gorgeous, overall though, Bailey's dress was my favorite, and the choker really tied the look together lmao. Monica also told us hi when we were with Paige which is honestly cool like one day we can look back and be like we met a girl from Italy and she was chill and could dance, plus learn new dances like no other. Seeing Shelby and Andrea is always such a highlight as well. Kyla even came which made the night a blast, her and Matthew are so fun to be around. There's no way to leave Anna out, that girl lights up a room with her sexuality, she is absolutely shameless of who she is. Denver's such a sweet kid, looking at him I can't help but see Shelby. Gossip during the game was 10/10 good. Then we sat in our cubby that leads to the auditorium! I just adore spending time with you and those close to me. School dances are so dumb and cheesy but I always have a blast. I am a total slut for the Cotton Eyed Joe, it's iconic. Unabashedly dancing it to random songs was my aesthetic. People stared and probably thought what the heck but it was just so silly and stupid it made me smile and eventually other people kinda laughed with us, too. Also jacking Sydney's disco ball from Homecoming Spirit week to decorate the cafeteria, literal goals. Ending the dance with Thnks Fr Th Mmrs was amazing and my throat was rawww from screaming to so many great songs, Don't Stop Believin' and Havana lol. I'm so thankful for the life I have, and I'm especially grateful for my friends. Then kissing by the Mark West Plant in Summerfield, what a romantic spot. I sure am gonna miss all of this one day, the simplicity of high school and all the amazing memories.You telling my how much you love me on the way home put knots in my throat because how much you care about me leaves me speechless, I'm beyond lucky to have you, Hayleigh. “ I’m so glad that I asked you to write that paragraph, not only for this, but also because I love your words and knowing what does on in your mind. I’m sad that our last sweetheart dance is over. But I’m so happy that I got to spend it with you.

#2-9-18 #sweetheart #Anna #andrea #Shelby #Sydney #bailey #Monica #Paige #Denver #Kyla #Matthew #your words

[satan-isalesbian]

#dank memes #fresh memes #memes #spicy memes #meme #it’s fucking rawww