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This not blog post. This bog post. I’m preserved in bog rn. My Bronze Age homie says “*eǵHóm h₁ésmi tōt”
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lewdo · 1 year
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mclaren getting their first points of the season in australia is actually so comedy genius of them
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bewereofthemoon · 10 months
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i would love to be normal but ao3 goes down and fucking supernatural starts trending how can i
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Yeah. Seems accurate
r/SandersSides
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grendelsmilf · 1 year
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sorry but canon femme bi dyke sasha >>> anything the good losers of tumblr dot edu have to say abt her gender
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caitkaminski · 9 months
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Would I rather be on Love Island or Too Hot To Handle?
thank you @mrsbsmooth for the tag! I LOVE this question
So, funnily enough, I was actually talking about this the other day! I’m a lil convinced I could win love island, you know? Big words, I know everyone thinks that. But, hear me out.
SO, as long as I get someone I vibe with on day 1 and ofc, I’m an og. (I am NOT bombshell material, more like potato gun shot lmao. Just awkward af and can’t be sexy to save my life) Then I’ll stick with them. I won’t be swayed by bombshells, looks matter but I’m much more of a personality girlie. So, if we’re vibing, we’re vibing. Then we can just coast through the summer, eat and sunbathe to our hearts content.
THAT BEING SAID, I might get kicked out for being boring af OR get too jealous and give someone the ick. my humours also not for everyone, so it’s a risky game.
So, that leaves THTH. No one wants to go on THTH, do they? That’s the point 😂
Urm THTH won’t be a challenge for me lol. They’re there for what, a couple of weeks? Ma’am, I’ve had longer dry spells, those are rookie numbers. Oh, what a privilege it must be for your life to be shattered hearing about a two week sex-ban!! The horror!!
needless to say, I don’t get it. But is it entertaining af? Yes.
Though, once everyone starts splashing the cash I’ll say fuck it… urm literally.
Tagging: @rebelrayne @p-renny and anyone who wants to play (sorry I’m not up to date on who else plays/watches both!!)
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withoutatrace-pkmn · 11 months
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me choosing to wear my metal ace ring instead of gloves in conditions that are far below freezing despite the fact absolutely nobody is there to see it
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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hawkeye221b · 1 month
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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brown-spider · 10 months
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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adriles · 1 month
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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coolxatu · 1 year
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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bereft-of-frogs · 11 days
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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softestaries · 5 months
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Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.
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clown-owo · 11 months
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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the-meme-monarch · 11 months
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we’re just abnormal men. we’re just abhorrent men
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