This not blog post. This bog post. I’m preserved in bog rn. My Bronze Age homie says “*eǵHóm h₁ésmi tōt”
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mclaren getting their first points of the season in australia is actually so comedy genius of them
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i would love to be normal but ao3 goes down and fucking supernatural starts trending how can i
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Would I rather be on Love Island or Too Hot To Handle?
thank you @mrsbsmooth for the tag! I LOVE this question
So, funnily enough, I was actually talking about this the other day! I’m a lil convinced I could win love island, you know? Big words, I know everyone thinks that. But, hear me out.
SO, as long as I get someone I vibe with on day 1 and ofc, I’m an og. (I am NOT bombshell material, more like potato gun shot lmao. Just awkward af and can’t be sexy to save my life) Then I’ll stick with them. I won’t be swayed by bombshells, looks matter but I’m much more of a personality girlie. So, if we’re vibing, we’re vibing. Then we can just coast through the summer, eat and sunbathe to our hearts content.
THAT BEING SAID, I might get kicked out for being boring af OR get too jealous and give someone the ick. my humours also not for everyone, so it’s a risky game.
So, that leaves THTH. No one wants to go on THTH, do they? That’s the point 😂
Urm THTH won’t be a challenge for me lol. They’re there for what, a couple of weeks? Ma’am, I’ve had longer dry spells, those are rookie numbers. Oh, what a privilege it must be for your life to be shattered hearing about a two week sex-ban!! The horror!!
needless to say, I don’t get it. But is it entertaining af? Yes.
Though, once everyone starts splashing the cash I’ll say fuck it… urm literally.
Tagging: @rebelrayne @p-renny and anyone who wants to play (sorry I’m not up to date on who else plays/watches both!!)
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.
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