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chalkrevelations · 3 years

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And finally, here we are, Episode 36 of Word of Honor, and I have some FEELINGS. Let me show you them.

There also will be Episode 37 here, btw, because I’m not gonna do a separate reaction for a three-minute episode, no matter how grateful I am that we got it.

(Spoilers, so if that’s not what you want right now, scroll on by and come back after you’ve watched it. Them.)

Let’s get to the meat of the episode right away: THE HAIRPIN. And Wen Kexing knowing Zhou Zishu would have it, because he’d definitely take it with him if he was going on a suicide mission! Y’all. I really have to yell about this for a minute: That’s how secure WKX has become in his knowledge of what he means to ZZS! After all that time angsting and hiding the truth of his identity and worrying that he’s not worthy of ZZS and that he’d be rejected if ZZS knew the truth about him! But now, WKX has finally reached a point where he understands and knows (zhiji, the one I know) he’s so important to ZZS that ZZS would never ever go off to die without taking his most precious possession, the hairpin that his husband gave him! I can’t. My heart. This is like a declaration, after all that time saying they were zhiji, that WKX finally is able to truly see ZZS as that, to know him in his bones, and all of this is also delivered in the middle of WKX in a strop, irritably chastising his husband as an evil brat for running away from home to get himself killed, with Gong Jun’s little >:( face in full effect, and I am so filled with love for this show and this couple at this point that I have to pause Youtube just so I can roll around on the sofa, clutching at my chest and scaring the cats with my inarticulate noises. This is so good, y’all. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted. Also, now you know how it feels, WKX, you asshole. Which I suppose is why you even confess that it will would be more painful for the one who survives when if the other dies. And you were prepared to do that to him a second time? I cannot believe you, you asshole. You get to sleep on the ice couch for a month.

And then there’s some Six Cultivation Power mind-melding and what looks to be an INCREDIBLY STUPID and HEARTBREAKING ending that would leave us Burying One of Our Gays, so it’s a good thing Episode 37 (all three minutes of it) exists. It would be nice, though, if the connective tissue from 36 to 37 made any sense. Or existed whatsoever. Just, like, throw me a bone, here, show. Some kind of explicit hand-waviness that actually gets mentioned for why Ye Baiyi apparently was not as smart as he thought he was and didn’t really know what he was talking about when he was doomsaying about how one of the pair will surely, oh surely perish. None of this “Sooooo, they managed to figure out the technique and master it?” from some random shidi who never actually gets an answer. I mean, the door was left open for fanwankery on this one, with what looks to be a very last-minute conceit of all this being a story told by grown-up Chengling to his disciples, which begs the question of how much of what he’s telling them is totally accurate, given any number of issues, including the spottiness of human recall, the possibility (based on the fact they’re still on the mountain in Ep 37) that Chengling never actually saw either of them again to get the full story, and the way Gao Xiaolian basically calls bs on the whole thing. But this is still a gossamer-thin thread on which to hang Ep 37. Ep 37 basically functions as reassurance because of the mere fact of its existence, because they’re clearly both alive, right there in front of your face, regardless of the other fact that it doesn’t actually make any sense, based on Ep 36. It ultimately doesn’t matter if there is no Step 2, because Step 3: Profit! is … right there. In evidence. Happening. On your screen. No matter how vaguely unsatisfying the lack of Step 2 may be.

I do feel like there’s an interesting meta thing going on here, in that the entire show has been about – let’s be honest, it was never really about the plot - queer-coding this couple in ways that supposedly fly just enough under the radar that people can handwave them as Just Good Friends and Brothers (I mean, I guess) with a Bury Your Gays tragic ending (ugh) for good measure. And Chengling is telling a story in-universe that seems to conform to some of this same formula. And yet, we all know well and good that these guys were husbands. (I mean, barring anything else, they’re a couple in the original source material, so checkmate, censorship.) So, are we supposed to carry the same assurance out of the show, on a meta level, that what appears to be happening at the end of Ep 36 - what we discover we’re learning through Chengling’s story-telling - isn’t really the truth? Just, look: While we’re getting the Good Friends and Brothers push, there’s stuff like obvious voice-over work that doesn’t match the much more queer version of what the actors actually said, which is apparently blazingly clear to any viewers who know Mandarin and can manage to lip-read. The show has literally put de-queered words into these characters’ mouths. You can’t trust what you hear. But apparently the show has also made this obvious enough that, if you’re a good enough speaker of the language the show is being told in, and you have a good enough eye, you can see what is actually going on. Are we being taught to trust our eyes more than our ears, are we being told that what we’re being told - by the end of Ep 36 on a meta level, by Ye Baiyi-through-Chengling’s-story on an in-universe level, and by what we learn about what happened from Chengling’s story, itself, also on an in-universe level - is inherently untrustworthy, but that if we “speak the language” of this show well enough, and have a good enough eye, we can decode it and see what “actually” happened and is later made explicit in Ep 37? Is Ep 37 canon? Does it matter, when “what is canon” is already so slippery on this show, where you can apparently lip-read something that’s different than what you’re hearing, and it functions as canon because of the mere fact of its existence, because it’s clearly … right there. In evidence. Happening. On your screen.

Anyway, just some thoughts on all that, which I guess is my own fanwankery work to join up the end of Ep 36 with Ep 37, which was, of course, delightful. No matter how much I might bemoan the lack of Step 2, I had a stupid, dopey grin on my face all the way through Ep 37 and might have even teared up a tiny bit at the very end. You can’t prove anything. Lemme tell you, though, it’s a good idea to have 37 on hand when you run into the brick wall of the end of 36, because while WKX’s willingness to sacrifice himself for love is theoretically great, it is not something I actually want to see come to fruition, given the pall it would cast over the entire joyous experience that the ZZS/WKX relationship is throughout the rest of the show. Sure, there’s always fic, but there’s a heaviness that hangs over the Bury Your Gays trope, and it’s retroactively ruined shows for me before. So THANK YOU, to those of you who hooked me up so I could immediately move on to Ep 37.

What else? Other things:

OK, so, first, I have to get this out of the way: Did we actually already see all of those “flashbacks” we get in the first part of the ep, during the conversation between Zhou Zishu and Jing Beiyuan, when all the political stuff is supposed to be finally falling together to give us the big picture? I would have to go back and scrummage through those eps to be sure, and I’m not going to spend time doing that (yet) when I still need to do some keysmashing about Zhou Zishu and Wen Kexing OH MY GOD, but I do feel like some of this was new information, not just stuff that I’d glossed over because it didn’t seem important at the time? If so, not on, show. I will be keeping an eye out for that on re-watch. I am, however, perfectly willing to accept – if it turns out to be true – that you utterly distracted me with the failboats-in-love storyline, to the detriment of my focus on, you know, plot or whatever. It’s happened before. (It’s one of the reasons I need to go back and watch The Untamed again, at some point.)

OMG FAKE KEY! And as ZZS points out, this has been foreshadowed for us from early on, with WKX’s fake Glazed Armors plot. :bangs table with fist: YES. This show is going to reward re-watching SO MUCH.

Duan Pengju, oh my god, this asshole. The look on his face when the Armory didn’t open was so gratifying. Also, ha. I wondered when ZZS was finally going to be done with his shit. In fact, so much gratification in this whole scene. Xie Wang’s face when he realizes WKX double-crossed him – what, did you think you were the only tricksy one in that little alliance, Xie’er? And, holy shit – I cannot believe that Xie’er actually words this as WKX failing him, taking us back around to this theme one more time again. I would maybe feel a little worse for you if you hadn’t been a hairsbreadth away from killing him before ZZS stopped you in the last ep, Xie’er. Also if you hadn’t helped get A-Xiang killed. So I think the fail in this relationship is going both ways. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you’re going to get the time WKX had to start untangling yourself from the ways your abuser has fucked you up and over.

It once again becomes blindingly clear why ZZS has been my ride-or-die during this whole thing: Under the grumpy, irritable, day-drinking yet somehow eminently practical exterior, he’s actually an idealistic do-gooder who just wants to make the world a better place for people and sacrifice himself for great justice. Never let it be said that I don’t have a type. Also, I mean. Zhang Zhehan’s FACE. Let’s don’t discount the power of that.

Final word: Don’t miss Ep 37. All three minutes of it. They are perhaps the most important three minutes of the entire show.

(I mean, not FINAL final word. I expect to be going back for a re-watch and posting more things, particularly on eps from before I started typing up 1000K-word reactions this first time around.)

#zhou zishu #wen kexing #zhang chengling #ye baiyi?#sure why not #ye baiyi #xie wang #duan pengju #word of honor #word of honor episode reax

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fakeloveaskblog · 3 years

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Okay Remy, I am going to resend that previous message I sent you, just so you have it so you can reread it if you perchance wanted to do that. Don't worry, you didn't accidentally delete it, someone else purposefully did. Also, no… you weren't left with the true things, that's just learned cognitive distortions speaking; I'm sure if you asked Jan or Rem if they thought those things about you, they would set you straight right away. I'll also put a silent alarm on your phone that'll go off the next time Remus is near you, though only if you let me. Would that help?

(Tw: Vague implications of past abuse)

Remy: "Set me straight? dfhjd who are you? my dad? Jk jk. I know what you mean. I don't know what cognition distractions or whatever mean 'cause I'm tots an idiot. Like girl the only reason I didn't fail all of highschool was 'cause Virge did just enough of my work for me. You don't gotta tell me what it means btw. I can like look it up. I may not have a brain but I do have google. and uh yeah that helps. thanks. I'm gonna go reread the message now"

A few days later, in the middle of the day, the Rems were sitting on the sidewalk behind a starbucks. There were so many people inside the cafe Remus had nearly gotten a sensory overload while ordering the 4 cupcakes and 2 sandwiches he was smashing down into his slippery gullet. Remy had just taken a black coffee.

The alarm had gone off a while ago but they didn't know how to ask him about it. He looked tense. He sat in an unnatural pose that made it easy to get up and run away. His shoulders were raised and brows just a bit furrowed. Maybe they could-

"Oh!!! Bean bitch do you wanna see what I've been drawing lately???" Remus suddenly exclaimed, crumbs of sandwich flew out of his mouth.

"Sure babe"

He had a big grin on his lips as he took out his sketchbook and flipped through it "Alright so you remember how I did some anatomy practice of you when we watched lesbian vampire movies yes? Well I kinda continued with those"

The first few drawings were realistic sketches of Remy's face from a few different angles but on the next page he'd used his cartoony style to make them into a supernatural being. One drawing showed them with 8 eyes. One with nothing but gorey eye sockets left. One with spiders crawling out of their eyes and mouth.

Remus rocked back and forth slightly "Sorry. Is it weird? I just thought it would be cool if there were some character who looked nromal but was hiding something under their sunglasses. I dunno. Maybe it's stu-"

"No. No. Babe I think it's like tots cool! You made me look like super chic. Blood is totally in right now!!"

He shone up into a bright smile "Thanks!" There was slight blushing on his cheeks.

"I think I would look cool with some teeth in my eyes just saying"

"OOOOh!! Maybe even fangs?!"

"You got it babe!"

He took out a pen and immediately started to sketch it out. Remy was just happy getting to watch him draw.

Until a notification sound came from Remus' phone. He flinched before quickly checking it and immediately setting it down again. He somehow tensed up more.

Remy took a deep breathe. They could do this. They could talk about emotional stuff.

"You good babe? I mean like at any time? 'Cause you look tense like a lot- I uh I'm not like asking why. You don't gotta tell me shit. just like wondering if you're like okay"

"You're one to talk. you walk around looking like you got a stick up your butt 24/7........Do you??....kinky"

"Not yet"

"Me neither"

They both went quiet. Remus fiddled with the ring he still had on his finger. Remy scratched at their neck.

"I...I just feel paranoid....all the time...My intrusive thoughts never shut up about how every interaction I have with other peple could end in the worst ways. Even right now" Remus muttered out after a while.

"I get that. I mean I" They forced a chuckle "Every single time my boyfriend raises his hand, just to like take a plate or something, my thoughts still scream at me that he's gonna hit me. He never does. I know he won't. But my body and thoughts still act like he will. It happens with every person. I've been sure Janus was going to slap me"

Remus looked up at them. His eyes suddenly looked so so desperate "I dosen't get better?" He asked, his voice sounded like it was close to breaking "The paranoia will Always be there?"

"What? No! No no no. of course not babe. I'm just completely fucked up y'know. Like all of my argument with my boyfriend ends with either me having like a panic attack or us fucking" They laughed "Like an overemotional crybaby y'know. But you're- You'll be fine- I'm sure- You're not- I'm just-"

Remus pulled his knees up to his chest and leaned his chin against his knees. "I think you can be fine too" He mumbled out.

"I don't- I- I dunno- It's like it's so clear I was like supposed to die at specific moments...and then I just....didn't....and now I'm just like still here even though I'm not supposed to...I'm just like a rotting corpse dragging everyone else down. I-I don't know how to be fine if my thoughts are still sure I'm going to die every single day"

Remus shrugged "I think rotting corpses are pretty cool"

It was so out of left field Remy let up into a laugh. "Jesus fuck you stupid necrophile" They hid their face in their hands "Babe I'm sorry. I'm tots rambling. I was asking if you were okay, not if you wanted to like hear me be a stupid bitch"

"It's okay. I think being able to be a stupid bitch is kinda cool too. I can't even try to vent without shutting down...I feel kind of like I'm rotting as well"

(It felt like he'd left his skin in his old apartement. To be honest it felt like his entire being had been scrapped out of him just to be left behind)

"Wow babe. Is there something you don't think is cool?"

He thought for a moment "Soap. It's icky and gets everywhere"

"Sound argument"

Remus slowly moved his head to lean it against their shoulder. He could feel their chest rise to take a shuddering breathe and lower again.

"Have you ever thought I would?" Remus quietly asked.

"Yeah" They admitted "I know you wouldn't"

"I know. I've been paranoid about you too"

"It's okay"

"I've willingly been to your apartment. That's a lot" Remus pointed out "I haven't been to Jan's apartement"

"We should break into his place in the middle of the night" Remy replied in a fake serious tone.

"Oh yeah. It's a must. How else do you know you're friends? We should bring matching friendship knives as well!"

Remy chuckled "You can design them. And my teeth eye design! That's like tots important! My true destiny is to be a monster milf y'know. The lesbians would love me"

"Ayyay captain! I'll get right on that! Remus: milf maker"

They let out an audible keysmash "Babe that's my porn name now. Milf maker! Cougar collector! Homewrecker hoobyist!!"

"Yay grammar!!"

Remy got up and held out their hand to help him up. "Aight babe, I better head home. And you better get yourself a hot bath. You sure are smelling like a rotten corpse"

"Oh don't worry. I have a demon who sends me gifts, including bathing gifts"

Remy blinked at him "Huh" They moved their arm around his shoulders and started to walk towards the busstop "Tell me all about it. Is it a hot demon?"

#this got longer than it was supposed to #its close to 4 am #thanks for the ask tho #ask #remy sanders #remus sanders #sanders sides #resleep #rem^2

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marinetteplztakeabreak · 4 years

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snake!Nino AU

this is a bullet fic rewrite of Desperada featuring my love for Nino (I’m not anti-Luka by the way I just like the potential softness of this AU, I have like.... I have like... twenty-fi... 25,913 different takes on Desperada and this is just my newest one)

—Nino is on board the Liberty with everyone else just chilling and vibing with Luka because he loves music too; he plays the violin because I said so and he’s just in the background tuning it and looking low-key sad while the whole “Luka flirts with Marinette and teaches her guitar” thing happens.

—When Kagami and Adrien show up, Nino is just absolutely ecstatic that Adrien was finally able to get out of the house, and he LIGHTS UP and is like “omg!!! You’re here!!! Is this Kagami!!! It’s so nice to finally meet you, you’re my sibling now, no take-backs.”

—And Alya is like “hey Adrien can I talk to you for a second,” so he stays there while Nino just drags Kagami off to show her his instrument and talk to her and she’s like “omg this guy is A LOT” but you can tell she’s happy that someone is paying attention to her

—Meanwhile, Alya is just trying so hard to get Adrien to talk to Marinette, and she’s just like “hmmm is someone a little jealous of Luka?” And Adrien is just like “no lol I’m fine with just playing piano, different people have different skills, I’m happy for him that he knows how to play the guitar.” And Alya is like “facepalms”

—Meanwhile, Marinette is still just panicking as she frantically glances back and forth between Luka and Adrien and Kagami and is just internally keysmashing

—so at this point, we’re only like 2 minutes into the episode, it all happened fast and Marinette hasn’t had time to react

—All of a sudden they’re interrupted by the sound of arguing above deck

—Which is, of course, Jagged Stone begging Anarka to play guitar for him

—She refuses, and Jagged sees Marinette and asks her if she knows any guitar players

—Marinette’s still just panicking and Nino is like “oh no my girl is having an anxiety” and so he just kinda gently steps in like “hey Jagged, I don’t play guitar but I can DJ and help mix music together if that helps”

—and Jagged’s like “you know what, what the heck, sure, I’ll take it, you can be my new partner” and Marinette is still just trying to cool down and stop panicking

—When, whoops, Desperada shows up out of nowhere, and is like “Jagged Stone!!! I can’t believe you’re trying to replace me!!” And she tries to zap Nino into dust, but Kagami, being an idiot who bonded with him already, just leaps in front of him and gets turned to dust instead.

—Cue the chaos where she tries to zap everyone who has an instrument, including Luka and Anarka, while also specifically going after Nino

—and Nino being a dumb self-sacrificial idiot sees Desperada almost get Alya (who’s trying to get footage of the Akuma battle of course) so Nino just starts playing his violin to get Desperada’s attention

—she almost gets him, but Adrien tackles Nino to the ground at the last second (the violin breaks and it’s very sad) and then helps him up and pulls him behind a corner, Alya sees them and starts sneaking around and shows up beside them a few seconds later

—Ladybug, who just transformed, spots them and hurries over, helping them make their way safely to the sewers, but Alya’s an idiot and is like “gotta stay and film” so it ends up being just Nino and Adrien down there

—Ladybug calls up her Lucky Charm and it goes like canon, she realizes she needs extra help so she runs over to Fu and picks up the snake miraculous (though she does seriously consider the turtle for a second because a shield would be nice, she’s not sure if 5 minutes would be enough time to figure out how to defeat Desperada, and then they’d be out of luck

—meanwhile, Adrien is like “hey Nino you should hide in here I’ll totally hide for real too” and Nino’s like “are you stupid I’m not going to hide in a locker, Alya’s in danger up there, they got Kagami who’s my sister now, I don’t make the rules”

—but the thing is, Ladybug just went get a miraculous for backup, and Nino is also trying to avoid suspicion and be like “Hey Adrien, you should hide down here though, it’d be a good idea if you were out of the way and safe and I was alone with Ladybug for a brief amount of time for NO REASON don’t ask questions”

—so they’re still just having a very dodgy argument in the locker room when Ladybug shows up and is like “screw it I’m not gonna come up with an excuse. Adrien, here’s the snake miraculous, congratulations”

—And Nino is like “aaaaAaaAaA oh my gosh!!! Adrien, you’re a superhero now!!! This is so cool!!!” And just fanboys his little heart out and Adrien is like “haha yay” but like it’s hard to be panicking about this when Nino is so happy

—Plagg doesn’t even get a chance to argue because everyone is in the room at the same time; Adrien just transforms into Aspik and they start going

—and things go similar to canon BUT Nino keeps being dumb and trying to sacrifice himself for Adrien because he’s stupid like that and I love him, and also, Nino’s presence gives Marinette something else to think about so she’s slightly less flustered because Nino is at least a normal person, (also it stops Adrien from flirting with Ladybug as much because not only is he like “Ladybug stop dying” he’s also like “Nino ST OP” because Nino just gets disintegrated every time he takes his eyes off of him

—so because Marinette is panicking less she’s also spending a lot more time being like “where the H E C K is my dumb kitty cat, where I S he?”

—So Adrien’s still suffering (TM) but he realizes a lot sooner that this isn’t working and he needs to just detransform to talk to Plagg because he’s having anxiety because so many things are happening all at once (oh also Alya shows up in a couple of loops and gets vaporized a couple of times too)

—So anyways he finally restarts the loop and is like “I’m done, I can’t do this, being a hero is Too Much Stress for me I guess,”

—and of course, he hands the miraculous off to Nino, because 1) it’s Nino 2) Adrien feels like Nino’s been doing a better job of paying attention to Desperada and protecting them during time loops than Adrien has (which isn’t necessarily true but Adrien is a self-deprecating idiot) 3) Nino is the only other person there

—So Nino is like trying to hug Adrien and tell him it’s going to be okay because Adrien is crying actual tears but Adrien’s like “nope gotta go be elsewhere whoops”

—Marinette’s like “hey Nino I guess you can be the snake, your FIRST MIRACULOUS EVER WINK WINK and Nino’s like HAHA YEP NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE BEFORE IN MY LIFE

—Adrien runs off and apologizes to Plagg and Chat Noir shows up a moment later

—Nino notices how much less flustered Ladybug is by Chat Noir than by Adrien and is like "oh worm?" and probably brings it up with Adrien at the end of the episode

—they all fight side by side

—Nino realizes that he needs to provide a distraction so Ladybug and Chat Noir can take Desperada by surprise, so he uses his DJing skills to start blasting music over the liberty’s speakers

—They win,

—Ladybug is like “I couldn’t have done it without you Chat Noir I love you I mean haha nothing”

—Chat Noir fanboys over snake!Nino and is like “you’re my hero omg”

—epic three-sided “pound it”

—Marinette uses the miracle cure to put everything back to norma

—Adrien shows up soon and Nino just RUSHES over to him to say that he definitely did amazing and just showers him with love and support and Adrien just showers compliments back at Nino and asks for his autograph

—Kagami shows up again a few minutes later and is super awkwardly like “what do I do now” and Nino is like “come over here you’re one of the bros” and they just chill and have fun and Nino just starts showing them his SoundCloud

—Marinette still feels guilty for panicking earlier in the morning and is like “I gotta fix this” so she talks to Jagged and is like “btw Luka is a very good guitar player, you should talk to him”

—Vivica (aka desperada) gets her job with Jagged back and she and Luka end up talking because of it and they start bonding over their love for guitars and Vivica offers to let Luka be a guest in their performance and to give him more professional guitar lessons and he’s like “holy hecking yes”

—Marinette is like “problem solved I guess but now what do I do? Oh no, Adrien and Kagami are being happy together over there”

—Alya is like “go talk to them” and Marinette’s like “I can’t what if I panic” and Alya’s like “fine I’ll talk to them first” and she just flops down next to Nino and starts joking along with them

—Marinette follows a little bit later and immediately Kagami is like “Marinette you’re so amazing, I didn’t know you were friends with Jagged Stone? Adrien was telling me you designed his album cover? That’s incredible I wish I could be as talented as you” and Marinette’s just like “omg Kagami is not evil?? Who knew??”

—The episode ends with Marinette trying to act as normal as she can around Adrien and then Alya’s like “hey Kagami I gotta show you the photos I took of the Akuma fight. Nino, you should come too” and she just winks at Marinette and Marinette’s like “oh no I am alone with Adrien”

—but then Adrien is just like, “I wish I could be part of the Ladyblog, Ladybug is so cool *dreamy face* and Marinette just dies immediately

—they're all happy and everyone gets love and support; the end

#miraculous ladybug #ml #desperada #nino lahiffe #adrien agreste #kagami tsurugi #alya cesaire #marinette dupain cheng #fic tag #i guess this counts as a fic lol

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maximvms-blog · 5 years

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HEY HOW’S IT GOIN’ GUYS. it’s ya girl aura and i’m back for veritas: quarter quell edition ! i’m a 20 year old garbage can ( she / her or they / them pronouns plz ) from pst timezone. as you can clearly see, i am a mess, but i’m here to have fun and get to know all of you guys !! i can’t WAIT to unlock the mysteries of this rp, and i know for a fact its going to actually destroy me, so heads up: i’m diagnosed babey and cry over everything all the time. that being said, i also love pain so while i may be crying, i am also THRIVING !! i’m also an artist so i hope ya’ll are ready for me to occasionally draw the shenanigans that happen here. it’s gonna be a TIME !

anyway, enough about me ! click the neat little read more button to get to know my baby boy, maxi-pad. if you like what you see, also feel free to hit that ♥ and i’ll pop into your tumblr or discord ims to aggressively keysmash a plot out. sounds good ? GREAT !! can’t wait to talk to you all asfkalsdjfasfd i’m so excited !

skeleton: the ace faceclaim: froy gutierrez name: max thomas gender & pronouns: cis male ( he/him ) age: twenty-two major: zoology clubs: captain of the track & field and football team ; student government secretary living arrangement: auberlin apartments / apartment 01 employment: unemployed, but occasionally volunteers places & does odd jobs for those that need it

[ GENERAL ]

first off, some links. you can find his dossier HERE ( featuring a bio / some stats ) & his pinterest board HERE !!

his name is maximilian anthony thomas ( if he turns out to be the killer i’m gonna laugh because i really did give him 3 first names ) but honestly just max is fine ^^

he’s the child to two ABSOLUTE UNITS of women. both of them are olympic medalists in the athletics category. even his sperm donor dad ( who, yes, also helped raise him ) was a big time baseball player who now coaches one of the best international teams, so to say that he is SPORTS BOY would almost be an understatement.

his sport of choice is easily track, but he also really enjoys baseball, basketball, soccer, and, later on in life, football. if it’s got a ball or allows him to run, chances are he plays it.

he was winning medals as early as 7 years old and had enough for a full wall by the time he was 10. boy is a legacy and it SHOWS.

he doesn’t like it when people try to give him things just because of his name or who his parents are. he would much rather get things through his own hard work. at the same time, he hates losing and is willing to do not so great things in secret if it means he’ll win.

captain of the track & field team during the spring / summer and captain of the football team during fall / winter. he also might be in the student government too so rifp his schedule. boy is ALWAYS busy.

LOVES HIS TEAMMATES SO FUCKING MUCHHHHH !!!!!! they’re his family.

he also does a lot of charity events cuz his parents raised that shit in him ( they literally met at a charity triathalon ), so he goes to quite a view galas and whatnot. LITERALLY HE’S SO BUSY THIS BOY NEVER HAS FREE TIME.

is surprisingly really well versed in art & art history due to one of his moms being a HUGE art history buff. literally his family did an art tour vacation once where they just went across europe & went to a bunch of galleries. basically he may seem like a dumb jock, but if you mix up a renoir & a monet, he WILL call you out on it.

absolute sunshine boy !! loves to smile & laugh & love !! is so passionate about everything !

however, he has some really bad jealousy and pride issues, as hinted at earlier. they’re easily his greatest vices in equal measure.

he’s emotionally fragile so if he snaps, it can get pretty scary, but he’s really good at hiding that side of him. granted, bottling it all up probably isn’t the best either . . .

THAT SAID, HE’S STILL THE TOWN’S GOLDEN BOY !! his coach keeps talking about the 2020 olympics and he’s SO PSYCHED !! everyone in town knows his name bc he really out here being nice to everyone he meets & helping little old ladies cross the road on top of everything else he does. he’s just That Guy.

[ DAISEY ]

he had known her since they were wee babies, and they were definitely friends first. whenever they played house, he was always the dog looooong before he played her husband.

the two were always real & honest with each other, and it’s safe to say that he knew the true her before she got all caught up in her loneliness and secret hoarding.

SHE was the one to ask HIM out not long after starting middle school, making them each other’s first like . . . actual relationship. ( though tbh, she moreso DEMANDED he be her boyfriend, rather than properly asking him aslkfjasdf he could never say no to her though so it didn’t really matter )

they wound up having an off-&-on relationship for SIX YEARS. in late-ish high school, he could feel her drifting away so he told her his secret, thinking it would stop her from being bored of him. unfortunately she ended up breaking up w/ him the next day.

[ STALKING TW ] before long she was already seeing someone new. that triggered his jealous streak, and between that and his fear that she was going to tell someone his secret, he started stalking her. at first it was just lining up their schedules so he could always keep an eye on her, but eventually he got access to her social media logins and started keeping tabs on her private conversations. she’d shown him some of her own hacking tricks when they were still together, so even when she changed her passcodes, it was a simple crack before he was snooping through her shit again.

eventually she confronted him about the fact that she was constantly seeing him everywhere, though still unaware of the fact that he was the one that was hacking into her accounts. he played it off, and while she did tell the authorities about it, that was about the end of it. he stopped stalking her for a couple of years after following her to st ettienne, and things mellowed out between them.

he joined student council that year, and after that him and daisey started to talk a lot more again. they even kinda became friends again. one night, she was having a rough time so she called him. after a quiet night of talking and looking at the stars, she kissed him. it was really great, up until she shoved him away and said it was a mistake, going right back to ignoring his existence the very next day. this caused him to fall back into his stalking habits, finding them a comfort.

this time, she finds out that its HIM going through her social media, and she pulls him aside privately at the homecoming party to yell at him. she even says that she’s going to expose his secret for being such a creep. it’s then that he sees her for what she really is, rather than the rose-colored image he’d been seeing before.

that’s the last he ever sees of daisey rutherford, and he can’t tell if he’s grateful or heartbroken for that.

[ WANTED CONNECTIONS ]

okay listen i’m . . . honestly garbage at coming up with wanted connections because i genuinely want everything. friends, lovers, enemies, family — the whole shebang. i’m always down to brainstorm, so if you’ve got any ideas, even if they’re whacky, hit me with them and we can come up with something phenomenal and unique, yeah ? yeah !

the biggest actual idea i can think of is like . . . half siblings through his biological father. i think the dichotomy of that could be fun since his dad is still VERY MUCH in his life along w/ his 2 moms. TAKEN BY CASSIDY

rivals in sports could be fun ! as w/ rivals in general !

people he tried hooking up w/ to make daisey jealous when they weren’t together ? maybe ??

he doesn’t drink or smoke or do anything fun so like ?? a bad influence type connection mayhaps ?

HE NEEDS A TUTOR !!!! HE NEEEEEDS A TUTORRRRR !!!!!

bro squad bro squad bro squad bro squad bro squad. did i mention bro squad ?? ( ed is his best fucking friend so any mutual friends,,,,,, let’s squad it up )

maybe i’ll edit this later if more come to me, but for now that’s what i’ve got !! hmu if anything strikes your fancy or if you’ve got any other ideas !

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rainbowserenity · 4 years

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I managed to finish Life is Strange 2 today and I just had to babble out my thoughts alskdjf;lwijaef;lwiejf

spoilers obviously

- I don’t think I realized how much I needed to cry but alskjdf;laiwjef;lawiejf GODDAMN I don’t think I even cried this much during the ending of KH3???? maybe it’s because I’ve been so stressed out lately but alskdjf;laiwejf

- my border crossing ending ended up being the one where Daniel tucks and rolls to turn himself in, which I was honestly NOT expecting...I guess his need to be a good person outweighed his need to be with Sean because of my choices

but oh man, seeing all those pictures of Daniel, and then him standing in his grandparent’s house with the ankle monitor??? and pouring the sand into his hand??? I’m still crying just thinking about it a;lksdjf;lwijef;lawiefj GODDDDDDD WHYYYYYYYY

- apparently there’s an ending where the pictures Sean sends are where he’s with Finn, but I missed my chance to romance him.............alas (the pics with Cassidy were A+++ though)

- I’m actually kinda surprised at how many different endings there are?? I thought based on the choices that there were four, but now I’m reading there are seven, I guess depending on who you romanced....that’s kinda nice, considering the endings in LiS and Before the Storm were a lot more black and white

- I didn’t really like my Surrender ending, but maybe I was already emotionally drained lmao....I got the one where Daniel also surrenders, and you just see Sean getting driven off in the cop car??? that ending felt like a big letdown imho, and knowing what I do about the rest of them, I think it might weirdly be the worst one

- the part where Daniel got shot literally made my stomach lurch - honestly, in this whole game, any scene with a bigot make me feel really sick. weirdly, I think that’s kind of a good thing. it’s a thousand times more sickening in real life, after all

- I was NOT expecting the David cameo!!!!!!!111 I was actually texting bff about this lmao, cause I didn’t think much of a character named David, and when he spoke I was all, “???” and then when I saw him... “!!!!!!!!!”

- what was really nice was that it didn’t feel shoehorned in like cameos can be....maybe cause I wasn’t expecting it, but even though an off-the-grid community in the desert is the last place I’d expect David to go, in a strange way, it also made sense for him. life can take you anywhere, I guess

- I also just really liked all the little references and stuff, and Max and Chloe’s photo!!!

- David’s caravan also had a waffle sticker on it, so clearly we know the best choice once and for all ;D

- I like that this game has all this replayability now, something I think the first game sorta lacked (not that it’s stopped me.........) ...in the first LiS, though, you have the benefit of rewinding, so things are just different from the start. it’s kinda nice that in this game, you really do have to think about the bigger picture, because it really does affect things in the end

- even though you can only romance him by being shitty, I’ve gotta romance Finn now and get some kinda ending with him a;skdljf;wliefjawef my gay heart demands it

- I’m babbling and I think maybe two people that follow me have played this so I’m sure nobody cares about my keysmashing, but alskdjf;lwijefwleijfawef this game was just SO GREAT and I still feel like crying for awhile. tbh any game that makes me cry so much has to be good lol

- that being said, I don’t think I like it quite as much as the first one....maybe it’s because I feel such a big connection to Max and it has such a big piece of my heart, but there’s also parts in LiS2 that feel like they just kinda draaaaaag. weirdly, the last episode had the best pacing, I think, but there are definitely bits in previous episodes that are gonna make me go uggggggggh when I inevitably replay the whole game

- I still think EVERYBODY should play this one though!!! it’ll make you feel the feels and it’s very, very fitting to the situation in this hellhole country right now. plus, name me one other video game with a bisexual Mexican protagonist......

- I’m gonna lay down and cry before the children come back okay bye a;lskdjf;lwijef;awliejf

#lis2 spoilers #whoops a lot of keysmashing #but what else is new lolol #a;lsdkjf;alwjief;lawijef;lawijef;awliejf;awliejw;leifj

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celestialallstars · 5 years

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Episode #1: “This cast, fuck me, fuck them.” - Rhys

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Ok so my pregame thoughts. It seems like there are a lot of contenders that were threats in their original seasons just based off of placements. I’m really gonna try to use this to my advantage because in my season, I don’t think I was very threatening. Unfortunately I’ll miss the cast reveal, but I’m hoping that doesn’t put me in a bad spot. This game is gonna be tough, but I know I can do it. At least make merge. You need small goals in order to achieve bigger ones. Cast assessment coming up next :)

Y'all I am ANXIOUS! I've had a bad run recently and for the most part I never really care that much. But if I flop on this season I'll die of sadness. Okay but for real, I want to do well this season and idk what kind of people I'm going to be up against, and I couldn't even get my intro to send like i'm such a joke. Ugh y'all how can I be this stressed already.

Just roughly 2 hours before we're gonna really dive into the thick of things. There are so many things I wanna say and so many things I'm just beyond excited about. I really think this is gonna be a Top Tier Season.

I'm vowing to make the most of my stay no matter how long or short. I'm gonna try to drive the pessimist in my mind away and do my best to avoid being that early boot just because I'm a previous winner. Y'all better watch out!

This is gonna be FuCkInG LiT!!!

Getting ready for this season, I'm honored tbh. I feel like it's my first fully-legit-no-strings-attached All-Stars appearance. I was on EMBB All-Stars, but only because I was an alternate for Jake and he decided to be a host instead. Being invited back on my merits exclusively feels amazing, I just hope I can live up to my own expectations in this game and take home the win.

Hi I’m super excited to be brought back to play this game. I’m gonna play maybe a little harder but I’m hoping to keep my gameplay very similar to last season cause it did me well I just need to not freak out. I’m really looking forward to seeing who I’m playing with and I know this season will be fun.

So. This cast, fuck me, fuck them. Like they all seem so much more capable than me. Like bitch bye.

My tribe honestly idk yet. They seem cool, haven’t talked to most of them yet. So I’ll get back on that.

The only person I’m not happy is cast is Michael. Bitch hated me for no reason last season. So bitch best watch his back cause I’m bringing this hatred back this season.

Also one world can fuck off

So I am meeting everyone and honestly so far this is a nice group. A mixture of old faces like Zach and Loris and new ones like everyone else! Everybody is radical, but I am gonna try and give it a short moment before giving an assessment. Having that said, im gonna get dragged and murdered by this cast....call the police.

Hi so the game has just started and I feel like already so much has happened it has been intense. This cast? stacked. One world? intense. Me? crying.

This entire cast is so iconic and so loved I honestly don't know how to feel rn I am scared as all hell but I'm ready to fight for my fucking life. I'm also quite glad for the one world because I love the idea of being able to socialise with EVERYONE since that's such a strong point of my game for me considering I'm horrific in challenges. I just really hope I can pull things off this season and actually have someone like me and prove that I am in fact worthy of an all star title.

Being on call with people from the one world chat is honestly so fun and I can tell this is going to be a great season and we're literally only like 2.5 hours in. I really wanna make it to the end so I can experience it in it's fully glory.

amazingly, i don't think me being an admin is going to be to a problem??? i wanna thank you three beauts for giving me a wonderful tribe. i love matt, bodhi's hilarious, alyssa intimidates me but she's cute and i love allying strong women, tobi forced me to keysmash, and mo and karthik are kind of blase but its ONLY NIGHT ONE. all in all, think i can survive on this tribe. just get me to merge baby i cannot go premerge in this org if annas not gonna play then I CANT LET US DOWN

So we've officially landed in this ORG, and immediately smacked in the face with a flaccid twist that is One World. So instead of trying to balance 6 relationships I have to balance 20. I'm of course already a mess trying to keep track of it all.

Bodhi and I already have an instant F2, we'll see how that works out given we aren't even on the same tribes. Meanwhile I'm already in love with Bryce as a person and trying to possible Corral all the winners together. Obviously we need to make sure the Winners make it to merge.

I think on my tribe specifically I'm probably getting along best with Mitch, I think Rhys has a similar sense of humor as me but he went to bed too early for me to figure out more. There's a ton more sweet people on the other tribes too I just don't have time to delve into all of them, nor do I have enough substance to any of them to develop opinions anyway.

I have an idea as far as connections go for this tribe but I'm not sure yet if it is strong. Loris is sleeping though I did talk with everyone else. I have a feeling Chloe/Zach would be safest but also that Chloe/Michael might be together. Regardless I think I'll be sticking with Zach if I can help that. Drew seems nice too and Sharky seems it too. Not sure how things will go but I do have to be smart since I would be the easy choice as winner if we lose. I'm gonna be optimistic about it all though :) as for the people on other tribes I'll get to them later. This is going to be fun!

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Now that I can see the actual twist (am dummy) I have to try and make some alliances between and in the tribes. I mean making one with the winners shouldn't be too hard but I am gonna want something with a few member here and there from each. I think things are about to get much difficult because I can tell lot of these people are more familiar with each other with their histories and I am just like "hi..." so I def need to wedge myself on in there some way..I've got my work cut out for me

HI ASDDASJKLASDLJK I was so nervous but like.. I feel my victory coming.. I'm pulling my weight in the challenge I think and our tribe's pretty cool!! It's all stars.. so like.. it's no surprise that I like everyone. Sharky seems to be busy so like.. if we lose that could be a good scapegoat.. ALSO?? i was on the blog and i was like wow jones' fairy drawing is so pretty.. so i hovered over it and accidentally clicked it.. and.. i found my legacy advantage again ADSALKDKLJASKLD. and anna said to make sure you search the blog to learn about people and i didnt even see that......... im so lucky :)

So this is so exciting. I’m trying to get to know everyone. Theres one person i was effy about on my tribe and that was Jared. But he’s been talking to me and been nice. But i still have my eyes 👀 on him. Its been nice catching up with Bryce. And been talking to Mitch Rhys and Kori. I hope i can get myself in a good social position where even if im not in their alliance, that im not someone they want to take out. But this time im gunna use my bonds to my advance and hopefully it gets me to the end.

Hi i don't really know what to say right now I just know I wanted to put down some thoughts. So far I'm so fucking in love with this entire cast I'm pretty sure I've spoken to every single person in one way or another which is great, I love to see people fully invested into a season they're playing. I also really love this first challenge, although scavenger hunts stress me the fuck out because i find so many items are so hard to find, I'm just hoping my tribe can pull out a win for us and I'm sure they will cause they're all so iconic and I love them all with my whole heart already.

So I've spoken more to people thusfar and like currently I'm speaking more to people I've spoken to before which like isn't great, because i hate relying on past relations. Like i am speaking to others who are new, its just a bit awkward. So lets push by that and hopefully they aint boring af.

Well so far I've gotten a few items on my list done. Progress is slow but steady. I'm a bit worried about this tribe given it seems like all of us being on at the same time might be unlikely. (That and we're halfway through and only 2 of us have added items to our list.)

I might just be too uptight though, we'll probably be fine. I haven't gotten to talk with people today as much as I wanted as a result of balancing the other ORG and this one as well as apartment hunting and scavenging. I'm beginning to think I planned poorly and have too much on my plate at the moment...

BUT I WILL PERSEVERE! YES SIR'RE I WILL!

CAST ASSESSMENT TIMEEEE Let me start with Orfero Chris- So chris is someone who I think can either go really far as an UTR threat like he did his first season, or be an early boot. I think him and I have a similar playstyle, but he is much more poetic and structured. I am really looking forward to play with him again! We dominated in afvv and im glad he won, but I won't let that happen again. He's too good. ioris- Honestly I see ioris as more of a goat. Maybe that's false perception, but I could easily see him latching onto someone for the long haul and not being respected later on. As of now, I don't think I would work with ioris, but if the situation arises, I wont hesitate. Drew H- OK I LOVE DREW FIRST OF ALL. I am actually SUPER excited that we are finally playing a game together. I really want to work with him, but unfortunately I think he is too threatening to the point where he wont make it far. Michael- Ok so this was definitely a wildcard. I think Michael is someone to watch out for. I don't know how he'll fair in this game, knowing that people recognize his gameplay. He could either go mid merge or permerge, but I dont think he has a shot at winning. Sharky- Sharky is someone I'm unfamilar with, and for that reason alone, I am guessing he makes it deep by flying UTR while winning challenges. Zach- Zach is another sneaky player. I really would love to work with him after our relationship in emvv4 where I voted him out at f10. He is definitely not someone to brush under the rug though, because he is also very threating. I predict a mid merge boot for Zach. Clohie- I personally don't see Clohie as much of a threat, but I hope she proves me wrong. We have had limited discussion, but I can tell she is here to play. I predict she will make FTC this time, but only time will tell

Alignments: For Orfero, I can see Chris ioris and Zach on one side, Michael Drew H and Sharky on the other with Clohie in the middle

Tuatha Kori- I've been itching to play an org with kori too and im glad we are on the same tribe because i know how well he can perform in challenges. He is probably my closest ally right now, so I really hope he gets far. My prediction is early merge for him. Rhys- Rhys seems so sweet. We havent had much conversation due to timezone issues, but I'd love to work with Rhys. He is super charming and I think he can go far! My prediction for rise is late merge. Maynor- Maynor is probably the person most difficult to talk to. I have discussed with Kori and he says that his weakest relationships are with Maynor and Jared, so i think its telling that maynor might be an early boot. Jared- I think jared is super cool and he's been a player I have to watch VERY carefully. I do see myself working with him because our convos have been good so far, but I feel like he can be a good talker. We'll see how it turns out but i predict Jared being a premerge boot. He claimed to be a crackhead in confessionals though so we'll see :). Stephen Z- Man i really wish I had better conversations with him!! I think he is super cool, but he does not seem to remember who I am. If our convos improve like I hope they will, I could see Stephen going early merge. Bryce- I really like bryce too but he is soooo unpredictable and sketchy. I think his cast reveal intro shed bad light on him to other players too, but I know from experience. I see bryce being a premerge boot, but I hope he proves me wrong. I just dont feel like I can fully trust him.

Alignments: For Tuatha, I see myself aligning closely with Kori and Jared. I dont know what the dynamics would be, but I feel like Maynor is already on the outs.

Cyrena Mo- I LOVE MO SO MUCH. What a gem. I met him in TS Montenegro and he considered me one of his closest allies and saved me from elimination at f9 only for me to vote him out at f8. I still feel bad but im hoping we can mend our relationship and go far together. I actually do think he could make a deep run and definitely get to finale by laying low. Tobi- Tobi and I in games USUALLY don't end up on the same sides. That being said, I'd love to work with Tobi and I hope he makes merge unlike in emvvas. Matt- Matt is another mystery for me. On one hand, I know he is not only a host favorite but a fan favorite as well, but on the other I dont really know what he brings to the table. Another wildcard for me that I see going early merge. Jack- Jack and I have a history for sure LOL. It feels like we play every game together. I think Jack is a super nice person, and I'd love to work with him again. We dont really mesh on a personal level which makes it difficult, but I learned my lesson of trying to avoid Jack in emvvas (he got me out) Bodhi- I've seen bodhi around a bit, and can be the hero or the villain. He is quirky in a good way. I see bodhi as being the comical relief that goes mid merge for being too likeable. Alyssa- honestly alyssa seems kind of annoying. I dont want to speak too soon but i dont get good vibes from her. I think she might be an early boot on her tribe. but i truly hope im wrong about her. Karthik- I know karthik from em and i really think he could make a loyal ally. His win was well deserved but i dont necessarily think he is a threat. My predicition for him is still prejury because of his timezone. It's unpredictable when he has power and when he doesnt.

Alignments: For Cyrena, I see Mo Alyssa Tobi in one alliance and Matt Jack and Bodhi in another with Karthik out of the loop.

I'm excited to see how accurate my predicition are! I didnt bother including a winner because i still think its too early to tell. Game ON!

Wow a discord call this early in the game!! Strategy? Nope! It's... Alyssa explaining tarot cards to me. Gotta do what you can for social game ig (its ok now we're talking about romcoms)

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what a gift, hi im mo. a dumb bottom who treats himself like shit so no one else does.

IM AN ALL STAR ISNT THAT INSANE. I cannot express how excited I am to be playing this game, plus I fucking love this cast. Like my tribe? Fantastic.

Alyssa - The sister I always wanted. I love her she’s so great.

Matt - New good friend and probably who I’m closest to at the moment I get happy when he gets online cus he gets me and my shit.

Jack - He can rap and he’s nice, what an icon.

Rhys - SUCH A SWEETHEART, I’m so excited to play with him again.

Karthik - Also super sweet, he seems like a genuine guy and I’m looking forward to playing with him.

Tobi - I love that I get to play with him again we haven’t talked all too much but we’ve talked a bit. (I definitely have my guard up around him just cus of something he did in Muxloe)

Bodhi - Kinda inactive unfortunately but he seems nice.

Mo - Dumb bitch.

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sits. hi. so like. just like elara im gonna do a countdown to when i can play my legacy because yall CRAZY if you think im willing it to someone else... uh...WAIT.. I JUST REALISED... I THINK I COULD'VE SAVED BIG Z WITH MY LEGACY?? if only i knew he was going... sorry big z... you wont read this.. anyways. ok so. it is final 21. so. 15 (or 8 i guess...) people need to be voted out before i can play it.. i can DO IT. and this time i am not telling a SOUL about it. like. NO ONE.. and the beauty of the legacy is that people shouldn't really even suspect it exists.. heehee!

ANYWAYS! let's talk about the game. so. my tribe is a mess. i love zach and chloe... chris is a king.. i played elara with drew h and he's a babe so there's that. michael king. and sharky hasnt been on much because he's busy which is like awful timing n i feel bad especially if we lose because i think he might go? :-(

as for the other tribes.. bryce asked to be allies i said shure. i love rhys.. thats all bye

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UPDATE!! i love BODHI!!!!!!!!!!!! like..... wow. hes such a king. no words at all.

Our tribe has lots of stuff done on our sheet. I hope we are able to get it done. I hope we can win immunity, first tribal will suck.

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Omg. 3 minutes until sheets are locked. Im kind of nervous. I really want us to be immune.

My tribe mates- Rhys: he is amazing and i feel like we get along pretty well. We have been talking. Mitch: also very nice. Was the first person to message me and i really like him. Kori: we talked a bit. Is someone i need to talk to more. Bryce: my marmoreal f3. ❤️ Jared: amazing guy and really like talking to him. Would work with him. Stephen: the person i least have talked to but i need to talk to more.

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I’m am extemely excited that we won immunity. It gives me more time to talk and bond with these people. Im really liking my tribe. I hope we can keep winning immunity. (Knocks on wood)

We won! Yas! It's unfortunate that we couldn't snatch the reward, but we came close and I think that counts for something.

Chloe and Drew definitely carried the Orfeo tribe to their reward, meanwhile Karth practically killed Cyrena himself. I'm pretty happy being that perfectly middle score on my tribe. High enough to be a contributor, low enough to like not be a threat for try-harding or something.

I'm gonna hopefully take this time to get to bond with people more. Chloe and I are getting married apparently which is cute. She's honestly pretty sweet so I'm already a hardcore stan.

Gonna enjoy the time off, and see what this idol system is about. Maybe I'll get lucky this season.

i am OVERWHELMED like ok so most the cast i feel like doesnt like me. my tribe has ppl who arent super active (this is literally marmoreal flash backs) kori is so.. much idk JKFADSHFKJ like he just is rly.. there! jared is my new fave i love that man so much we are going so far KNOW that. rhys.. an angel i LOVE him i just get him and he gets me. maynor? doesnt reply idk its off. stephen.. not here. mitch? ignores me for long time. so ya that sucks but wooh jared and rhys! also LOVE chloe, loris, zach, maybe tobi!!!

YAAAAAAAAS safety is so important right nowwwww, having safety is crucial bc I wanna keep my friends in this game and keep building bridges. I also have a little advantage to help me search for the idol and nobody needs to know about it except me so hopefully soon I’ll have an idol in my back pocket!

The first few days of this game have been fun. I always enjoy getting to know a new tribe of people. Still, all of these people are essentially new to me. I've been in VL's with Kori and Mitch, and I helped host Jared in Wakea, but playing with people is a totally different ballgame. Still these 3 are probably the relationships I'm most interested in investing time in right now.

As for people off of my tribe, I feel pretty good about my old Komnata castmates. Alyssa, Zach and Karth all worked well with me in the pre-merge and I can definitely see myself working with them here as well. Chris is also my BFF I would literally die for him. Jack is also someone I know well and I know he's a good ally, but we're also playing another ORG together at this very moment (SBBB7) and I just made a move there knowing he wouldn't approve of it, so that's something I have to keep in mind as well. I think as long as I can set myself up well on this current tribe, I could be in it for the long hall!

Looking at the challenge results, it looks really bad for my bro Karth. It's gonna suck if he goes first because we instantly connected back in Komnata, but hey, I don't think I have the clout to save him here. It's the first tribal council and there's no basement to hide in this time.

Today is gonna be a big day though. Before Cyrena goes to Tribal Council, I'm planning to reach out to Mitch and Kori about formally becoming allies. Just like my first season, I'll use the idol search as my opening statement!

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SO lots to discuss. First off, we got fucking demolished in immunity. Fucking embarassing. Matt Alyssa and I showed tf up with 100+, and Mo and Bodhi weren't far behind. Tobi did not have a good showing but FUCKING. KARTHIK. TWO POINTS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That's disgraceful this is god damn all stars you're a WINNER and you give 2 god damn 1 point submissions. Get the fuck out of my tribe. He should be the easiest first boot in history but of course everyone wants to pussyfoot around for the first 12-18 hours of tribal and not throw out a name. But there's no avoiding this. He's inactive, he has a bad timezone comparatively, and he did diddly poo in the challenge. He's. Gone.

Luckily I find myself with 2 quick alliances right out the shoot, a trio with Alyssa and Matt and a duo with Bodhi. I found myself gravitating to these 4 a lot the first couple days, Mo and Tobi are a bit quieter so I like these 3 allies for me moving forward. Sidenote, BoJack has got to be the greatest alliance name in Celestial history. I'd go back and look to compare but I'm lazy.

One World is still kicking my ass, a lot of people want to talk to me and I don't have the energy for it but damn it I guess I have no other choice, I can't just not respond to them.

Ok so fucking karthik made an alliance with Me, Mo, Matt. And spilled his heart out to us. But we left him on read and now he’s super lonely. Hopefully he doesn’t have an idol or whatever.

Also this game started!! I’m very busy with school but I have things to say. I’m close with some people from before, I really like Loris and Tobi and Alyssa. I’m feeling pretty good about my position right now.

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Fuck yeah, not first boot!!! Although I would’ve loved to win as were so close, but can blame that on my tribe mates cause me and Bryce pulled through.

So right now, my closest ally I feel like would be Bryce. Primarily cause were on the same tribe and then I speak to him most on our tribe, and most of the other cast. Then would be jarred, so I want to make hopefully an alliance between them, maybe another, just to confirm my spot in the tribe.

Feel like my main goal is to make connection, as it seems like everyone else has some with other people. So like if it comes to me someone they don’t know, against someone they've player with before just looks bad for me. So I’m trying to make up with Michael, just so that’s one less target in my back.

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Also I talk to Zach a lot. But don’t trust him at all. We have been “dating” since the cast reveal. But he asked Mo to be in a showmance too?! Plus Bryce said he talks to zach the most but Bryce wasn’t in who Zach talks to the most.

This sounds like Tween drama but it’s so much more.

Am I being flirted with?????????

https://youtu.be/GBCr-tAsKTc

My slow self. In regards to the other castmates- I didnt realize how much I talked to the members of Tuatha. Bryce, Rhys, Kori all are red but I've probably done most of my talking with Jared and Stephen who I really wanna get together with at some point. I've reached out to other people like Jack and Alyssa and Mo. I may be forgetting some people but I'm just gonna keep talking up a storm with everybody! If I had to pick my closest people so far, it definitely would be Jared, Stephen, Zach, and Michael.. stay tuned!

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I FLOPPED at this challenge hard. Drew and Sharky I am sorry for sharing you peeps on the low for being MIA when I was here and performed worse! I am happy we won though because I like my entire tribe and honestly I see a lot of good from them! And so the game begins!

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I am just putting gears in motion! I've made it clear with Stephen, Kori, and Jared I want to work with them. I want to get a cross tribe alliance going and it seems Tuatha is my in though I have to see about other people. As for Orfeo...I talked with Zach on starting a majority alliance with Chloe and Loris, we'll see how it goes and if it is legitimate but I definitely hope I can trust Michael enough to keep him. I still am gonna not get comfortable because I can see myself being targeted but yeah

https://youtu.be/ia3DTwLWMi8

So we’re going to tribal... and honestly I’m terrified bc I was one of the poorer performers in the challenge but the thing is that Karthik got a whole ass 2 in the challenge... a challenge where you get 8/9 points for drinking water... so I would think he’d be the easy vote but everyone was SUPER quiet yesterday and no one wanted to give names but today is looking a bit better but I swear if I go home over karthik.... I. will. call. out. all. of. them. Not only was his score tragic but I don’t think he’s been social at all... people from other tribes think that karthik is definitely going so maybe I’m just crazy paranoid for no reason but idk I’ll have to talk wayyyy more to everyone just to be sure

well here is my first real confessional of the game! Sorry its late been busy.

So firstly my tribe is like super cute. I'm glad i don't know everyone cause then i would be worried, plus i do genuinely like getting to know new people so that is definitely a yay moment. I am also really liking this cast, though more wahmen would be nice but this is all stars, we r not casting wahmen for the sake of it. - anna jane 2k19.

The first challenge? selfie scavenger. a classic if i have seen one. a surprisingly difficult one at that but im glad how well i performed. top scorer on my tribe so i'm really glad about that and how I will be perceived as an asset for a while at least (we will see how that pans out longer down the line). but yay go me! Unforunately, we lost though so like UGH.

During immunity i approached alyssa and jack about a trio, who could control the tribe as i knew we would be high scorers and i genuinely like the two of them. also made sense becuase i sense we are the 3 most active. Karthik, who scored only 2 in the challenge, is probs the target due to inactivity LOL. tobi and mo i also like, but bodhi remains a mystery to me. might be a timezone thing idk but still. a tad worrying that i dont know him as well as i would like.

One World does my head in but im trying to talk to everyone. i've learnt though i need to make connections on my tribe first and foremost as they r the ones who vote, not people on other tribes. god i do hate one world tho. i want to be napping, not messaging people

think im gonna be in an alliance?? on day 3? is this a joke? literally winning................... wow....

I usually make videos but today I am lazy so hello. So One World is ass because I don't want to talk to everyone but these people are crackheads so like I guess. Uhhhhh I'm in an alliance with Jack and Matt because I adore them both greatly. Mo is on my tribe which is so nice because we have played together before and he has such fun energy and is just a ray of sunshine so I'm very happy (although he makes me nervous cuz the last game we played together I killed him for no reason basically.... But I don't think he's the vengeful type). Tobi makes me nervous because I think he is a social king and I mean like... Idk I guess there are a lot of very social players which makes me nervous that I would be pushed out for maybe not being as social? Idk if that makes sense.

But anyway Karthik is also on my tribe and I was like OF COURSE. Because this is the man from my season who I cursed out via DR video for flipping on me LOL He is a sweetie though. I recently looked and saw he was rooting for me a lil in a game I was in which is really nice of him, especially seeing as I didn't vote him to win our season. I think he's going to be first boot. He was on vacation this weekend somewhere where there's no wifi (that's what he told me) and only sent in two things for the scavenger hunt, dooming us to a first tribal. I feel somewhat bad but have told people on my tribe that if not for Komnata's twist of the season he would've been out pre-merge easily because his overarching challenge performance is not great. So basically just reiterating to people that I'm not so sure that this was a fluke and overall I think it's probably just best for us to cut him.

Yeah that's it. I have so much crackhead energy from the games I've been playing as of late I feel like I majorly need to chill the fuck out. Here's to praying.

so everyone’s kinda agreed on voting out karthik due to him only scoring two points so I’m like ok cool i’m down but then karthik made an alliance chat with bodhi, matt and myself asking to be saved and

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Sooo im making this last minute confessional to tell ya that I THINK im in a good spot. Im sharing my idol guesses with Stephen Z and Jared which is helping me build trust with them. I also have mutual trust with Kori. Maynor and Rhys are kind of boring tbh so hopefully they go soon. Bryce and I never seem to have good conversations so idk where his head is at. IM JUST HAPPY THAT MY CURSE OF ALWAYS GOING TO THE FIRST TRIBAL IS FINALLY LIFTED. I WONT BE FIRST BOOT YAHOO

Short and sweet, glad to be back, beast moded another selfie scavenger hunt. Got a good tribe, I think, couple of good friends, couple new people, at least one I think obvious boot should it come to that, but here's hoping it won't. Not a lot of players from my season so hopefully there won't be too much bad blood coming into this. Shoutout to Chloe Bryce and Tobi who are apparently contractually obligated to be in every fucking game I play on Facebook and associated communities for the rest of my life. 21 people is a lot to get through so I'm just hoping for merge, then we can go from there.

Well let's give confessing on my phone a try.

So far I feel like I've been making decent strides conversing with everybody. It's kinda weird how much I like everyone on this season. Its gonna make being a snake harder but I cant afford to blind myself I'll have to do whatever I'll have to do to hopefully win again.

I've made a sort of trio deal with Bryce and Chris as we're all former winners. I'd have included Kavish but we're all predicting he's more than likely the first boot alarm Tina. I'm growing closer to Zach and Clohie on the outer tribes. Also obviously still have my Bodhi connection. I'm talking with just about everyone a bit. Though I cant shake the feeling there is someone I've missed.

I am concerned not being in any sort of majority alliance on my tribe, so if we do lose that's worrisome but still not being the first boot is a huge relief for me, and hopefully there is only good for me going forward. (I say as 4 people probably plot my demise.)

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Karthik is voted out 5-1-1.

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11/11/11 Tag (22/11/11? Tag?)

Another one of these! This time, I was tagged TWICE by the wonderful @sassypandacandy (go read her books,, i love them). I’ve gotta answer the questions, come up with my OWN questions, and then tag 11 people to answer, only I’m not going to tag eleven people because I still don’t think I quite KNOW eleven people yet. Also, because I got tagged twice with two different sets of questions, I’m going to answer both sets in one post, and then just come up with eleven questions of my own, because it takes me yonks to come up with questions and I’m lazy. Eso si que es, y’know?

What’s the first thing you remember writing?

A four-page story about a Diplodocus when I was… definitely before I was ten years old. Maybe like five or six. I was very proud of it.

What’s the last thing you wrote purely for yourself?

Actually, I pretty much always write for myself, so the last thing that I wrote/started to write… ooh-er. That’d be the Warrior Cats fanfiction I’ve been working on. :P

Are you a WIP playlist person or a WIP aesthetics person?

Playlist, probably. I tend not to make playlists specifically for WIPs – instead, I’ll assign songs and soundtracks to specific characters and scenes – but I’m still better at throwing together playlists then making aesthetics LMAO

What’s a book you wish you’d written?

Uuuuh… maybe it’s just because I’m young (barely an adult), but I don’t have anything where it’s like “ah I wish I’d used that idea” or “wish I’d written this book”. I still have a lot of writing ahead of me, hopefully, so all my ideas I hope to actually get out some day. (Assuming that’s,,, what the question is asking me)

What’s your favourite book adaptation?

Ironic because it doesn’t follow the books that closely, but I love the How To Train Your Dragon films very much.

Which of your characters would you like to have a conversation with? What would you like to talk about?

The downside to Pandemonium’s Bane being filled with eccentric personalities and cooky characters means that there’s actually few of them I’d LIKE to have a conversation with, because most would be too dickish or too annoying for my tastes xDD That being said, I think me and Plue are on very similar wavelengths, and we have a lot in common (such as both of us wanting to write), so I wouldn’t mind chatting with her for a bit if I had to.

Which of your WIP worlds would you most like to live in?

The Power of Ages stories are mostly set in one universe (the Nimbus System) so I guess I’d have to go with that one by default. There’s Neil’s dimension, I guess, but it’s destroyed, so…

Have you ever written anything inspired purely by a song? If so, what song was it?

I haven’t written anything inspired just by a single song, but I HAVE got certain scenes or character backstories based off of songs, or even the concepts they’re based around. I have a whole battle between brothers planned out to the soundtrack that plays when Shifu fights Tai Lung in Kung Fu Panda, and listening to the Iron Man soundtracks helped me with both the conception of a new character and her placement in my roster (and yes, she does invent things and fly around, although there are also some major differences)

Have you ever written poetry? Do you still? Why or why not?

I… haven’t written poetry. And the reason for that is… I mean, I guess it doesn’t really jibe with me? Granted I haven’t considered it heavily, but it was always my least favourite aspect of learning English at school, and I just never fell in love with it the same way I fell in love with writing conventional narratives.

Who would direct an adaptation of your writing?

I ain’t big on directors, so IDEK. I guess in terms of the rewrite of Maelstrom (my current main WIP) I’d pick Sam Raimi, who proved with his Spider-Man films that he can blend fun superhero narratives with slightly darker elements pretty well.

How do you motivate yourself when you don’t feel like writing?

Mainly by having multiple projects to work on! That way, if I ain’t feeling what I’m working on, I can switch over to another one, and bingo bango, I can keep writing. (Hypothetically. Sometimes it ain’t that simple, obviously.) I also use music, and I also take advantage of being in situations where it’s like, I’d rather write then do the alternative. Do you know how much writing I got done in lessons? So much. :P

What scenes are the worst to write?

The ones that I haven’t planned out – sometimes I have very specific ideas for how I want scenes to happen, and I’m excited to get to them, but other times they’re just obligatory because there’s certain information I have to convey. That makes it a challenge to write it in a compelling way, because why should the reader care if I don’t?

What can you say is a thing you love most about your writing?

I’d say I like the dialogue/character interplay/narrative description-y sort of stuff. I think I’m good at giving everything levity, and keeping it breezy and entertaining even if I myself find the writing process to be a bit of a slog. Plus, it’s funny to read back over, and it’s also funny to watch my discord quote a line and then keysmash at it. :P

What is writing advice that you take to heart?

It’s from Aaron Sorkin’s writing masterclass – the idea that a story is defined by the main character’s INTENTION, the OBSTACLE facing them, and the TACTICS they use to overcome it.

How do you keep yourself from quitting writing together?

Honestly, it’s not like I have to try that hard! By this point I’m desperate to tell these stories that I have in mind, so I have a sort of innate compulsion to write because I wanna get it all out there. I’ll get back to you if that compulsion runs out, but for now, I see myself writing long into the future.

What is the strangest thing you’ve searched up on the internet for writing purposes?

Probably the capabilities of medieval-era people to recognise nuclear technology. (And for the record, the answer is “pretty low”.)

Not a question, but shoutout a writeblr (or multiple) that you think needs to hear that they are awesome and doing a great job (by the way everyone, you all are awesome and doing a great job. Keep it up.)

Well obviously I’m gonna shout out the person who tagged me in the first place – Kels. I await the final(?) book in the DOOT series with great anticipation.

Your OCs are trapped on a deserted island, what would they be doing?

I WANNA say they’d try and work as a team, but, uh. It may not go so well. Dante and Plue would probably be the most practical. Gaia would be good at grunt work but not focus on the task at hand, Rose would be functionally useless but good at moral support, Jacen would try to organise things but Gaia would just push him in the sea for jokes… I reckon they’d escape eventually, I suppose, but it wouldn’t exactly be a clean-cut affair, you know? xD

What is your biggest inspiration for your WIPs?

I actually have various inspirations – I think collectively my biggest inspiration is the MCU, in that it’s a bunch of interconnected stories set in the same universe about different characters and also there are superpowers. xDD

A habit you have when it comes to writing?

Not doing it (thank you writer’s block)

A fact about your world and/or characters?

I have debated killing of MANY of my characters, but have only actually come to concrete decisions one way or the other with a few.

If your WIP/s got turned into a movie or series, what would be the quote on the promotional poster or trailer?

Oh, I’m gonna do this for ALL the WIPs, this seems fun!

Of Encounters and Trysts – Two Hearts, One Soul (or something equally cheesy)

Hit and Run – Even the indomitable aren’t invincible

Maelstrom – Destiny Begins

The Destroyer of Worlds – One Case, One Team, One Superpower

Survivor – It’s every man for themselves

Savants – Not so different

Omnia Vincit Amor – Good things come to those who get traumatised

Cometh the Hour – Six thousand years from home

Alright, now it’s (finally!) time for my eleven questiones:

1 – Does music help you write, or does it just distract you?

2 – What’s your favourite writing tool? A laptop? Notepad and pens? Quills and inkpot?

3 – Do you have to physically go to places to get a feel for them and feel as though you can set writing in them?

4 – What got you into writeblr?

5 – How well can your OCs dance, do you think?

6 – Do you have a favourite writing snack? If so, what is it?

7 – Bionicle. Thoughts?

8 – Is there a specific piece of media (movie, show, book, w/e) that you could say has been more of an inspiration to you than anything else?

9 – What’s the best soundtrack you know for getting pumped and hyped up?

10 – If you could only write one genre for the rest of your writing career, what would you go with?

11 – What’s your favourite music-based meme? (Examples include “LET’S GO”, “CREEPER/AWW MAN” and “We Are Number One But ___”)

Tagging… @thelimeonade, and @dawnuchiha!

#Not Power of Ages #Tag Game #11/11/11 tag #these questions are always fun to answer!!!

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WIP Tag Game

Big thank to @ofvisitorsthefairest for the tag! Congrats on the soon-to-be-released chapter 10 of Splitsville! WOO!

1. When starting something new, how much do you know about the story before you start writing?

Compared to people who outline, not a whole lot! I’ll have an idea of a scene, or a feeling/atmosphere, or a character and their arc, and then I start planning a little bit (like, an emotional arc) before I start keysmashing. With short stories I start writing immediately. Longer things like my current WIP, I had to learn how to outline, so... I now know the general direction, most of the character arcs, the theme, the tone, and the narrative style. My most dangerous writing method was when I’d have the first sentence in mind, nothing else, and just write until I stopped.

2. What draws you to your WIP(s)? Why did you choose to write that/those over anything else?

Originally, I saw a call for queer disabled shapeshifter manuscripts right after an app for a fantasy-themed zine got rejected. I decided to combine the two ideas and out came Heart to Heart. But, spoiler alert, there are no shapeshifters in it.

Once I got started with planning and writing, and once I knew the actual story, I was drawn to it by my intent, if that makes sense. I’m typically a very angsty writer, and I wanted to challenge myself to give my lonely short story characters the endings they deserved. And out popped Gemma. And Mel. And their town. And I felt that these characters were perfect for a well-deserved happy ending.

3. Favourite writing spot? Why?

I’m not particular when it comes to writing spots. Anywhere where my arms aren’t in a weird position is fine with me. I sit weird in chairs, too, so I have to be able to wiggle around every once in a while. My desk is my happy spot right now. If it’s late at night and I’m sleepy, I write in bed for maximum comfort.

I used to get a lot of writing done in class, too. Sorry, professors.

4. Share your favourite line of what you’ve written so far!

Hm. It’s tough because there isn’t a whole lot that’s share-able for H2H, since my outlines are written in my own voice and then I go and fill it in later with all that good good prose. So I’ve got a bunch of lines sitting around that I have yet to plug in to their scenes. And a lot of my favorite lines have so much context that they’re not as impactful by themselves.

Here’s a couple rando lines that I like:

“She was left standing there in the doorway, her heart gone all topsy-turvy.”

“It’s the ultimate trick. To disappear.” (In context this is heavy and I love it).

“She wants to run away. But this is a chance. She sees that. She just doesn’t know what to do with it.”

“Gemma and the Ladies were in high spirits, their orange soda glasses half empty, condensation drip-sliding down into tiny table puddles.“ I like the rhythm in this one.

5. If you had to choose one OC to bring to life as an actual person, which one would it be and why?

Oh, man. Of the H2H cast? I’d love to see what Treena would do to academia. Especially PhD candidate Treena. She was intense. I think she’d have the most fun.

6. Are you looking to get published? If so, do you hope to make it a career?

I am! I’ve been submitting short stories to magazines for about a year now. My college literary magazine published a few of my works, but I’d like to get something in a bigger mag. I’d love to make it my career, but I’m about to go study something that isn’t writing, so it’s gonna become a side-hustle.

7. What’s something you would read but would never write (or the other way around)? Any reason?

Hard sci-fi, high fantasy, and magical realism. I seriously admire “world from scratch” writers. Like, that’s amazing. I can’t really do that very well, partly because I like my stories to be grounded in this world so I can play with existing power structures, and partly because it’s a lot of work that I don’t wanna do. Conlangs? Endlessly impressive. That stuff’s hard, yo.

Magical realism is amazing and my brain just doesn’t work that way. I’ve tried, but I can’t really grasp the “how different do I make this” or the “what one thing can I change” because I like changing multiple things. Love reading it, though.

8. What’s something you are most proud of about your work so far?

Mostly, I’m proud of myself for taking on a novel-length project. I’m a short story writer, it’s where I’m comfortable, it’s what I know how to do best. Scenes, fine. I can do those. Just a bunch of shorts in a row like a story cycle but with the same characters. But call it a novel and I get nervous. That’s a lot of words. Where do they come from? How do you maintain the pacing for that long? Well. Guess I’ll find out.

9. Badly describe your WIP(s) in one sentence

H2H: Cap’n Crunch Oops! All Magic

AOPC: Sticks and stones may break my bones and words will always hurt me if you keep telling me stories that make me feel marginalized and like I don’t belong because of who I am.

10. Why did you want to be a writer?

I didn’t start wanting to be a writer until, like, late high school. It was my thing for so long it felt like it was a part of me, not a thing that I did for a reason. I was always the kid who wrote stories and was good at essays. So when it came time to pick my major, I felt like there was one thing that I was good at and could do consistently with confidence. And I really don’t like math (stats is okay though).

And I really like telling stories and making things up that make people feel things. It’s like magic.

Bilbo Taggins: @katekyo-bitch-reborn, @therainsoakedwriter, @quilloftheclouds, @henry-writes, @elliswriting, @piratequeenofpixies and anyone else who sees this and feels the urge to do it! Tag me so I can see!

#writeblr #amwriting #writing #writer #writblr #writer tag #tag game #wip tag #heart to heart #scribbles #about me

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So you’re nervous about leaving comments on stories!

(From someone who has written over 150 stories online.)

First I’m going to give some tips for people with anxiety or those who are just nervous about offending a writer! You can skip this though and go straight to the second part if you like.

The second part (look for the 2′s) will be actual comments that you can copy and paste into the comment section of any story!

Something is better than not commenting at all, I promise!

I get it, it’s hard to come up with things to say that sound genuine and won’t waste the writers time. Well, the good news is: Comments take seconds to read and if you’re not being nasty, it’s never a waste of time!

Yay!

So I can write a short comment and they won’t be upset?

I don’t know about other writers, but (very) short comments are almost all I ever get. And they still make me smile and my heart flutter. Comments are what drive me as a writer! Short ones still make me happy, so don’t worry about it, if that’s all you can manage!

Isn’t it a bit shallow to ‘write for comments’?

What else am I writing for, buddy? I am writing for the fandom, not just myself! I write because there’s a sense of community and it’s fun to talk about the things I love and to make people feel !!~EMOTIONS~!! is the best feeling I get with my writing! It’s what has made this hobby take up so much of my life for a decade and a half.

But what if I want to give constructive criticism?

Will the person be okay with that? Good question. One good way of telling if they’ll be okay with what you say is: Did they ask any sort of question in the author’s notes? If they did, they are definitely trying to hear your voice, so don’t be afraid to speak your mind!

If you want to give advice or say something that bothered you about a fic, you can say 2 positive things before the negative comment and 1 positive comment to wrap it up. This way, they have lots to be happy about and are more likely to take your negative comment as good natured.

IE: “Wow, your characterization is so on point! I loved the way you described Frodo’s eyes! I didn’t feel like the fight scene with Legolas really fit the tone of the story, but the part when he rests his head on Gimli’s shoulder was both adorable and hilarious!”

As a writer, a comment like this would tickle me to death! I would literally go back immediately and reread the parts you talked about. (Ok, I’ve never written LoTR fanfics, but you get my point.)

But I’m not that good with specific writer things like ‘tone’ or ‘characterization’?

Also fine! How about this:

IE: “More of those kisses and cuddles plz! :D Ahh Captain Kirk was so cute! The story could use more dialogue, but I love all the fluff!”

Totally okay to use emojis, keysmashing and text talk. They just further show how you’re feeling and we LOVE that!

But I hated it, disagreed with its content, the pairing, etc?

Time to read something else, buddy! It’s not worth the stress on your body to give attention to something you hate. If someone was passionate enough about something to write about it, you won’t change any minds. Give your attention and passion to what you love and support the writers who write your interests! It’s better for everyone. I’ve been in fandoms for 15 years now and I can tell you that you will NOT be changing anyone’s mind. For yourself, move on.

I only felt ‘meh’ about this story, do I still have to comment?

Depends! Did you read the entire thing? If you did and still aren’t super ‘into’ it, but also didn’t hate it, maybe just write a simple single line like the ones I have listed below. If it was SO meh, that you actually regret reading it, don’t comment negatively. It could be a new writer and we don’t want to discourage new writers from writing! You could leave constructive criticism like above, or something small like below.

This writer is clearly very popular / the story already has comments.

Before you decide that a writer has ‘too many comments’ or ‘too many notes’ remember that on sites like Ao3, replies and replies to replies count as ‘comments’. If the writer replies to most of the comments, the number is going to look like it’s double what it actually is. And we always appreciate every comment! On tumblr, ‘liking’ something counts as a note. Reblogging with out tags or comments also counts as a note, but it’s better than just a like.

Remember, we love attention. We love to hear what you have to say. I’ve never seen a writer put in their bottom notes ‘Please don’t comment, I don’t care.’

If something has 400 comments or is super old and you think that the author probably won’t care, it doesn’t hurt to write something small! Just give it a shot! Even if they don’t reply, they still might see it.

I see people commenting on my work from 10 years ago and though I barely remember the fandom, it still makes me giggle. I love it!

But in the end, the judgement call on whether or not you’ll comment is yours to make.

I want something to happen in a later chapter, can I tell you that?

You can, but do not demand or expect that someone will steer the story line off where they were going for you. You may want to word in a way that makes it seem like you HOPE it will happen, rather than you ASKING for it to happen.

IE:

NOT this: Please let them kiss in the next chapter!! DO this: Aaaahhh, I hope they kiss, the tension is killing me! NOT this: Make Harry ask Luna to the dance. DO this: Luna keeps staring at Harry, and he keeps noticing. I see what you’re doing thereeee~ SIDE NOTE: Demanding any sort of smut/kinks/AUs/pairings/etc that the writer might be uncomfortable with and haven’t been brought up in the story is probably not okay. If you want to make a request like that, make sure the writer is OK with requests and if they are, request a completely different story.

If you’re worried a request might freak them out, try and do a little research.

Remember, tons and tons of teens and kids (underagers) write fanfics. Many of them may be writing things that are above their age grade. If you accidentally read one of these, just back away and don’t interact. It is illegal.

If you ARE a minor writing things like smut, remember: It’s still illegal. If you have any more questions about this, feel free to ask. But remember, always keep it SFW when you’re talking to an adult. If an adult knows you are underage and still wants to talk to you about / show you / RP smut and the like, back away. That is predatory and real kids AND teens have gotten hurt in this way.

OKAY! If you have more comments or suggestions, feel free to reblog and add them! Now for the copy and past part of our topic here!

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PART 2: COPY AND PASTE COMMENTS!!

Simple one-liners that you can use and reuse when you’re too nervous to write something yourself! Like I said above, writers will love anything! Just pick one (or more if you like) comment from below that you like, copy and paste it into the comment box on other sites or put it in your tags or ‘reply’s on tumblr!

No need to mention you used the list AND you can customize them as much as you like!

Many of these are based on comments I have received in the past, that have made me smile! I am not adding numbers, so that they are easier to copy and paste. Feel free to save this in your drafts, if you want easy access in the future!

Here we go:

This is really cute and I would love it if you continued.

This is really good! I like this idea. If you are still thinking about updating it I would be excited to see this story progress.

Awesome :D really hoping you'll continue

This was sweet and I would very much like to read more!

I can’t wait to hear more about __________ !

Love this so much!

Very interesting start. I look forward to reading the next chapter.

I'm already hooked... It's very well written :D

I was already hooked by the summary and I was ready for more by the end of the chapter.

To put it quite simply I loved it, and I hope you write more chapters.

This is really interesting, you have yourself a new fan. Update soon?

I can't wait to see where you go with this story!

OHMYGOD YESYESYES

HOW CAN YOU LEAVE US WITH A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THAT?!

_______ was my favorite line. love it.

You write beautifully, I love how you describe emotions!

This is interesting! I would like to see how you could make your short story ideas into a full story.

I like the character's interactions with each other, very interesting dynamics.

Ohh, please, update soon. Seems interesting and cool.

This looks very promising!

You kept me on the edge of the seat, but sadly it ended!

Will you update this? I wouldn't mind reading more of this!

I'm into this story already! Please update soon! :)

I started to read this out of curiosity, kinda thinking 'What? This can't possibly work!' and the next few minutes of my life were spent squeeing in joy.

You have converted me into a shipper!

UGH THE PAIN! You’re so evil, my heart hurts! (And I love it!)

I just started reading this as a sort of masochistic dare with myself... Dammit, why does this pairing just... work?

You're gonna turn me into a shipper, I swear to God.

I beginning to love this couple and it's all your fault!

Thank you, this is really cute!

I freaking love this pairing and it sucks that it isn’t more popular! Thanks for adding to it!

This was fun to read!

They are such an adorable couple

So few views?! That’s just wrong, this was so awesome!

Hmmm well now I kinda like this pairing...

I like this, it's sweet :') think you should continue it!

I would very much be interested in reading more if you were willing to write it. I like your set up in this chapter.

I would like to read more

S’good! And cute!

Brilliant! Please post more soon!

I can hardly wait for an update! :)

The way the characters are written is fantastic and believable, keep it up!

By any chance are you going to continue with this fic? It's quite good.

I hope your thinking of continuing this! I seriously love it!

This is honestly one of the best _________ stories that I’ve ever read.

Your stories are pretty good I must say, but this one really sticks out at me.

I beg you to continue your story if you have more to tell!

Should you post more I will definitely read your updates.

Please post more, I NEED to know what happens!

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The part with ______________ was really clever!

Oh, no no no! You can't leave it like this! It will haunt me forever!

Love this story! Even though the chapters were short, your story had a lot in it!

It was never lacking mystery and had me on edge waiting for the next chapter.

Wow... what's going to happen? *_*

I love it and I hate it, it’s so awesome, but it hurts and I hate it and I love it. WHY.

ok. I wasn't expecting that. That was really really really sad....

I cant believe you ended it that way!

GREAT FIC! I LOVE IT! PLEASE UPDATE SOON

MORE! MORE! MORE!...Ahem... sorry... I absolutely loved it. Please write more!

The little sinister things are what intrigue us to move onward. So keep writing! I'll be waiting for the next chapter with anticipation!

I think it was an adorable chapter, maybe a little OOC, but still cute nonetheless. :)

Wow, what an unexpected ending!

gah this is beautiful ❤

I love everything you write!

Holy shit dude yes

Everything. Literally everything about this. Just... yes.

I love this, it’s really good!

You’re a fantastic writer.

I can’t believe you were nervous to post this! I’m so glad you did.

Bravo!!

Bless you man. This is lovely!

The characters, the set up, the descriptions, the dialogue... All of it was perfect!

You write them exactly as I see them! Thank you!

Characterization was perfect, holy crap.

DUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!

Great now I’m all bothered~

*wipes away sweat* wow that was hot

*wipes away a tear* oh my god....

Such good content to stumble upon, thank you for writing and sharing!

HELL YEAH!!

HELL YEAH?!

Woah. Just... woah.

My heart is shattered :’(

Holy shit that’s gonna keep me up at night....

Excuse me while I go find a shoulder to cry on!

I need a hug after that!

THANK YOU!

That is all I have time for today. I may add more in the future and you can always feel free to add some if you like too!

THANK YOU AND REMEMBER TO ENJOY ADDING COMMENTS BECAUSE YOU MAKE WRITERS DAYS, WEEKS AND SOMETIMES IT CAN MAKE A LITERAL WORLD OF DIFFERENCE FOR US!

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Writers can’t do commissions like artists can, so this is the best way to support us! (Yes, I understand commissions are POSSIBLE, but it’s very difficult and in most of the instances I’ve seen people try it, someone is always disappointed. Most of us just want you to talk to us!)

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starlight-ascension · 3 years

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MY FRIEND IS ON YES5 EPISODE 23/24

*shrieks with excitement at 2:15am*

you know the drill by now, unedited direct copy-paste for these moments of intensity and keysmashing

REACTIONS

Okay Imma start that episode now

We beading bracelets?

Oh, it's a store decoration. Still slinging beads on it though

OOOOOOOH RAINBOW BUTTERFLY YES

Milk and Nozomi still driving each other nuts

OH POOP SOMECREATURE CATCH IT QUICK

Well, there goes that... T-T

DAYS?

"M-Milk had nothing to do with this! " Uh, you kinda DID though? Granted Nozomi did too, but you're the one who started that chase, so there's some blame there. And judging by your face I'm pretty sure you know it.

Y'all can blame both Nozomi AND Milk for this. And also recognize it was an accident and all.

"Trying to be neutral about it won't do her any good." How so?

Well, that's a little harsh of you, Karen. Can you all STOP playing the blame game and just start gathering up the beads to put it back together?

THANK YOU Nuts.

Theme song time!

Reassigned?

"I'll be sure to defeat Pretty Cure, even if it costs me my life!" *FLASHBACKS TO EAS'S ARC*

No. No. Dude. No. Don't.

"If Pretty Cure consists of the united power of five people...then we'll just have to split those five apart! GASP

=~O Wha...what are those masks...oh frick, CAN you use those on people?

And...the splitting them apart thing? Considering they're in the middle of this disagreement amongst themselves, however small it may be, it's possible that uh, might not be the hardest thing to do right now... ...Maybe. It IS a pretty small disagreement...right?

Yeah, Milk, this is about as much your fault as it is Nozomi's, and, again, I think you know it.

Nozomi's sitting alone today...Did they actually have all those things keeping them busy this lunch period or are they all just avoiding her and/or each other?

"It was your strong spirit that drew everyone together, Nozomi. I think you're the only one who'll be able to make them all smile again." ... :-)

<3 (-:

<3 (-: (-:

Cloudy, dark gray sky. Fitting, I guess?

You two are walking...farther apart than usual.

Oh heyyy, Girinma. And if what we saw earlier is anything to go by he is REEEEEALLY not playing around now

Transformation time!

jEEZ dude. I wanna say calm down but I know that only ever makes people more upset and you've got some arguably understandable things to be upset about

WHA--HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK

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D~= D~= D~= D~= D~= D~= D~= D= D~= D~= D~= !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK

wha...what were they just caught in...

this dude

magically induced worst-nightmare scenario?

"Highest grades in her class. But those grades alienate her from everyone else, so she feels isolated from her classmates." OH. Wow. Just gonna give her the most brutal vibe check you can. Okay. This should be...interesting...

"She has nobody whom she can truly call a friend." That's not true! She has Komachi! And Nozomi and Rin and Urara! I mean, granted, they're not seeing eye to eye right now, but they can fix that!

OH DAAAAAAAAAAAANG

:-o And now we have Komachi's

Little dolls/puppets? Pretty cute right now but I can see how it could easily turn creepy

BABY KOMACHI! =~D =~D SO CUTE <3 <3 <3 <3

Ohhhh is this the first story she wrote?????

Confirmed yes

"W-wait! I have to return to where the others are!" *doll standing on her leaning in with an unsettlingly big smile and yellow eyes with some black in them* "But you don't reallly want to go back, do you?" Aaaaaand the creepy's setting in... 0_0

Very much so 0_0

"But here, everything can be how you want it to! Forget about the bad things, and spend all your time playing with us!" Oh man, we're going there, we're really going there =~0

watching her sink into the ocean of tiny dolls like that...

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WHAT JUST--

What task?

*sings kind of absentmindedly, still wide-eyed* dO-do-do-do-do...commerciAl breAk...

"Rin-san! Where's Nozomi-san?" "Don't know, don't care." What? She's your best friend, she was your best friend long before all this! What do you mean you don't care?

Playing damage control?

"Every time you open your mouth, it's Nozomi this, Nozomi that. Don't you have any OTHER friends?!" HEY NOW =~0

;o;

I'm with Urara here. Rin's totally taking it out on her since she and Nozomi had that fight, and she has NO RIGHT to just go for the gut like that over it.

Pinky?

Wait no...that looks like it could be a trap...There he is

Transformation time!

OH MAN OH MAN OH FRICK

HDJFHWEOFJIODSFWE SHE GOT ROUGE

Baby Rin? :-o

"It happens all the time. We always get in trouble 'cause of her. We run ourselves ragged trying to take care of her, but she doesn't even appreciate it." D-: !!!

That's not true! I'm sure she does appreciate it, some of the time at least!

"Haven't you ever thought that...life would be easier without Nozomi?" D-: D-: D-: !

OH GOD THAT SMILE PUT IT AWAY PUT IT BACK PUT IT AWAY RIGHT NOW

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GO LEMONAAAAAAAADE!!!!

OH FRICK OH FRICK OH FRICKFRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they got her too...

"We're so busy with work these days. Dad and Grandpa are so happy for us...so if we don't keep it up, we'll let them down."

"There won't be any more time for this precure stuff." :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O !!

okay, THAT one I was NOT expecting :-O

PREACH LEMONADE! Don't let her get in your head!

"You made a resolution when you entered this school: 'Becoming an actress is my biggest priority! I don't care if I don't make any friends!'" She said that?? ...Well, that was before she actually DID make friends and discover how awesome that was, and became Precure which has to be at least as important as her being an actress. ...Also, I don't think she ACTUALLY didn't care about making friends, I think she was just telling herself that and trying to focus more on her acting ambitions so as to not be sad all the time about not having friends...

"It's completely impossible to do both." No it's NOT!!! And don't come out of the mirror like that, dON'T...

NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT MAKE THAT FACE DO NOT MAKE THAT FACE

OH DANG THAT GUY'S HERE

Kawarino, right, I kept forgetting, thanks...

DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM NOZOMI. YOU CAN SAVE THEM SOMEHOW, YOU CAN

ELJKFHEUOWFHWEOIWE THE FLASHBACKS TO ALL THEIR FACES TOT TOT TOT

NOZOMI?!?!?!

"If you hurt them at all, I'll break the Collet!" GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"If you want the Collet, then take us to the Nightmare's headquarters! I'm going to get them back!" YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cupcakes about to go DOOOOOOWWWWWWN

Coco and Nuts follow Nozomi. Milk follows them, against their orders.

DSKLFJDSKLFJEALKFJWEOIFJ XD XD XD XD Bunbee doing a spit take at the camera XD XD !!!!!!

I mean, Kawarino did go along with this without argument and smile before doing so, so I'm preeeeetty sure he's got something up his sleeve here

[side note: at this point i sent lyrics from Butterfly by Rachel Rose Mitchell. With Yes5′s butterfly motif and the song’s entrapment thing and intense creepiness, it does sort of work]

*stares*

=~0 !

=~0 !!!

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I ain't gonna watch the end theme

[She proceeded to break her promise to her parents that she would go to sleep before 3am.]

"Because I was so careless, everybody got really mad at each other."

"I went with Coco and Nuts to get them back, but..."

*cue T H A T part replaying*

fitting description

Skip the opening theme

Wow, even BUNBEE is freaked out

They look SO FREAKING CREPY with those masks

*slowly slides on Captain Obvious hat*

Can your Dream Attack work to get the masks off them?? Or can you try to break through to them by talking, try to negate the fears and insecurities and all that were appealed to before this??

"You waste your time. No matter how many times you call out, you voice will never reach them." FROOMP you, Desperiah! Her voice WILL find a way to reach them!

Kawarino's eyes are NOT meant to open that wide

"Whoa now, don't fire up your Dream Attack in here! Our headquarters will be ruined!" Ha! DO IIIIIT. DO IIIIIT.

D-: !!

GASP

NO !!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T YOU DARE, DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO NO NO NO NO-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COCO! NUTS!

Do we finally get to see what's in the pit?

Don't give it to them, guys!!!!

COCO JUMPED IN

So we ARE getting to see what's in there

Ooooooh are we in Nozomi's nightmare scene now??? NOZOMI, WHATEVER YOURSELF TELLS YOU, KEEP ARGUING

Oh. This...does not look like a nightmare scene

"Pretty Cure, having fallen into despair, are immersed in a tranquil world where they can forget their harsh reality." *wide-eyed, clasps hand over mouth*

Nozomi...Nozomi has the beaded accessory to remind her of things....like that conversation with Coco...she can break them out of this...

She doesn't remember? I'm sure if she tries she can...

*eyes well up with tears*

Try to remember, Nozomi...try to remember...

And in the pit, Coco's found her

Well, him switching into human form and grabbing her in a hug like that was more emotional than it had any right to be

"Hey, how did the five of us get together, again?" Yes! That's it! She's questioning-!

YES!!!! SHE REMEMBERS

"It's wrong to just have fun!" Um-??

"Back then, you taught me to never give up on anything, and to try with all my might!" YES!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! SHE'S WAKING UP THE MASK IS BREAKING HADJFLHEDOIFHWRNIOGWRHIOGWRHNGIORWHGIOWRDFWDBVOIQEWBVWIONVWOIEANLMFLK

XD Bunbee struggling with Nuts and Milk like that in the background...

wELP 0_0

Okay now this is happening 0_0

(*o*) (*o*) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

SHE'S BACK SHE'S BACK=~D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sings like Gumball and Drawin* Do do do do do! Commercial break! =~D

Don't let go, Nuts and Milk, don't let go!!!

HA HA HAAAAA! That look on Kawarino's face is PRICELESS

With just two quick moments between Nozomi and Coco they actually managed to almost, ALMOST make me ship it...

YESSSSSS INTO THEIR MINDS WE GO

And she's here as Cure Dream now!

=~O

Yes!!!!!! ='~D ='~D ='`D ='`D

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D ='~D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*sobbing rainbows and hearts while grinning ear to ear*

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =~D =~D =~D =~D =~D =~D =~D =~D =~D =-~D =~D =~D

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How you like THAT Kawarino, you son of a Japeth? >:-)

Ohhhhh boy the glowy pink lightning eyes =~o

"This cannot be! How could my plan have failed?!" Evil Cannot Comprehend Good, so you overestimated the power of despair and bit and WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY underestimated the power of hope and friendship

Ohhhhhhh what's he gonna do??? Please do destroy the place, Kawarino, that'd be GREAT

Mm. Or not. Also fine.

Ahhh, we've transported to a battle arena that won't upset any higher-ups if it's destroyed. Cool.

"Consider me surprised. Even my calculations cannot account for everything. I never imagined you all would've shattered the Masks of Despair." Yeah. They're awesome like that. :-}

Girinma-beast!

Freaking HECK that powerup is strong

And Kawarino is still gonna be part of this fight himself

"Your suffering is caused by that so-called friend of yours." "I don't care what happens to me! I just want to be with Nozomi!" YES RIN! OVERCOME THOSE INNER DEMONS! =~D =~D =~D

"You should've abandoned your friends and saved yourself. Now, your dreams will never come to fruition." "I'd never abandon my friends! And I won't give up on my dream either!" YES!!!!! I guess we're getting these with everycreature now. FRICK TO THE YES

Yay for friend support!!

YEEEEESSS KOMACHIIII

my mom's mad at me for still being awake irl

"Once again, I see your friends have left the tedious chores to you." "This is just Komachi's kindness at work! And I know that better than anyone!" YES KAREN!!!!!!!!

"What could a loner like you possibly understand?" "Karen isn't alone! We're all here for her! I won't let her feel lonely ever again!" YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAAAAAAAT THE FRICK WHAT THE FRICK WHAT THE FRICK SFHAKDLFHWEIOFWIOGWR

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Gotta wonder what state he'll be in when this is over...

:'-)

"Have you felt the absolute difference between our powers?" Yes. The Precure are way, way, WAAAAAY stronger than you'll ever be.

PREACH GIRLS PREACH

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POWERUP POWERUP POWERUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Weell. Didn't see THAT coming from Milk.

"How perilous. They were able to radiate the light of hope amidst the darkness of despair. These legendary warriors, Pretty Cure...are a force to be reckoned with." Glad to see you finally acknowledging that truth.

Oh, they finished the butterfly!

Oh, Milk.

XD Milk doesn't like to be caught being nice

Ohhhhh and they put that little ring accessory in the center! NICE

Well, that was epic.

She’s going to bed now, since it’s 3:15am for both of us.

I should probably go to bed too.

#long post #very long post

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ace hang plays noctis umbra part 2

CHRIS HEMSWORTH, IS THAT YOU? | Noctis Umbra Part 2 | Ace Hang Plays Otome

Lily: *pointing to Rana and sobbing* You’re the only son of a bitch I respect in this goddamn game... you’re the only person I trust...

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Brid: Hey guys, welcome back to Ace Hang! I’m Brid!

Lily: And I’m Lily! Last time, we finished the prologue of Noctis Umbra, where we learned we were half succubus, we ate a dude, and we, uh... joined the goth club?

Brid: And choked out a guy!

Lily: And now we’re going to choke him out again if he doesn’t give us answers. Which he won’t. Because he’s a bitch.

Brid: How fun!

Lily: Also, since you guys informed us that the game wouldn’t really continue if we didn’t select at least someone to romance, we went with Valerius, because people seem to ship him with the MC. It didn’t really change anything, so it’s fine, probably.

Brid: Also we didn’t really see any options for Rana, who we both like.

Lily: This story’s ramping up, and I can’t wait to romance a fucker, so let’s go!

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Brid: OHHHHH, GRIZZLED THIRTY SOMETHING HOT KOREAN ALCOHOLIC-

Lily: Please clap, it took us five minutes to come up with that.

Brid: This is the first time we’re seeing Tae.

Lily: I like him. I like his design. Actually, yeah, I really like him.

Brid: He seems like a pretty cool dude.

Lily: Oh, and Ae-ri! Nice to see you again, girl! Lookin’ good!

Brid: Oh my god, don’t tell me it’s like, sibling culture between these two.

Lily: Eyyyy, Rana! You’re cool too! Didn’t, you, like, fucking deck a dude at the end of the last episode?

Brid: Oh yeah, Luka. That fuckin’ hippie ass.

Lily: And now Bitch Lasagna wants us off duty.

Brid: Looks like we’re going demon hunting elsewhere.

Lily: And we were at an orphanage. That’s nice. That’s not edgy at all.

Brid: “Be careful!”

Lily: “What, no be careful to me?”

Brid: “You ate my cheesecake.”

(they both start laughing)

Lily: Now I need fanart of them both T-posing at each other across a room.

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Brid: Do you know what a Bul-Gae is?

Lily: I kinda thought you’d know.

Brid: You’re Vietnamese.

Lily: You’re Chinese.

Brid: ... Whatever. Yay, Nocturnal jokes. Whee, Nocturnal jokes.

Lily: “Valerius must be having one hell of a hard time.” “He’s not Nocturnal, actually.” ...

Brid: ...

Lily: ...

Brid: Oh my god, not again...

Lily: MyDude is already pulling out her gun.

Brid: I’m about to sock a bitch!

Lily: We just get out of the car, walk all the way back... throw our high heel through his window...

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Lily: HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A BABY SCREAMING

Brid: RUN RUN RUN

Lily: WE’RE EDGELORDS BUT WE’RE GOOD PEOPLE

Brid: ...

Lily: ...

Brid: ... IS THAT THOR?

Lily: THOR?! WHAT IS THOR DOING HERE?!

Brid: I COULD ASK THOR THE SAME QUESTION!

Lily: Wait, who the fuck played Thor?

Brid: Chris Hemsworth.

Lily: Got it. HOLY FUCK GUYS IT’S CHRIS HEMSWORTH

Brid: *valerius voice* “God damn it, My Dude, we do not fuck with preps-”

Lily: She’s just verbally keysmashing while just being like “HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS IT’S CHRIS HEMSWORTH”

Brid: Meanwhile Tora over there’s like... *sound clip of Tora from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 shouting “Meh meh meh!”* before just using her little hands to punch Thor.

Lily: I swear, if Thor has magic powers...

Brid: Okay, so she’s an ala? What’s an ala?

Lily: Hell if I know!

Brid: “The Ascendency?” So... there’s another organization out there?

Lily: OH THIS KID’S ANGRY

Brid: ... Did we just get blasted with lightning?

Lily: The real Thor... was the girl.

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Lily: Finally, Ae-ri’s getting the rest she needs.

Brid: Ey, Rana! “I’ll make sure she rests.”

*Luka appears*

Lily: Oh my god.

Brid: Don’t tell me she’s using him as house labor.

Lily: Call the IRS.

Brid: “MAKE HER SLEEP” “GOD YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE” “JUST DO IT”

Lily: Looks like Thor- the bad one- is part of a human organization fighting against demons.

Brid: Oh no, we succed Tae!

Lily: Sorry!

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(six minutes of frustration because Valerius won’t tell MC anything)

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Lily: RANA ON THE ROOF!

Brid: WELCOME TO THE ROOF!

Lily: You’re the only person I respect in this game and I love you!

Brid: Ohhhh, three wishes!

Lily: But they’re costly.

Brid: Not in DND, they’re not.

Lily: “Have you ever murdered a child?”

Brid: “Nope. Do you think the others have?”

Lily: “Maybe...”

Brid: “Nope. They haven’t.”

Lily: “Anyway Valerius treats me like a child.”

Brid: “No one can treat you like a child.”

Lily: Thanks, Rana. OH MY GOD WE CAN ROMANCE HER

Brid: ... I’m tempted.

Lily: GO FOR IT!

Brid: Ooooh, spicy!

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Brid: I love how we walk in on Ae-ri about to kick Luka’s ass. Again. “Pwease help, they’re using me as a reusable sleeping pill”

Lily: Then pewish, punk.

Brid: “You wanna go back in the bottle?” “Halp”

Lily: oh my god

Brid: He tortured my baby, and I will end his life for it.

Lily: Oh, you’re damn right you will!

Brid: KICK HIS ASS!

Lily: Okay, now a new character. Leo. And the Legion’s about to take Tora.

Brid: We’ll beat his ass too!

Lily: So much ass beating...

Brid: And now we’re going to kick everyone else’s asses for making us babysit Luka

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Brid: “Wanna play Monopoly?”

Lily: “Shut up.”

Brid: “Come on, it’s fun capitalism!”

Lily: “I will kill you”

Brid: I like Luka. He’s funny.

Lily: Nah, he’s difficult, actually. Look, he’s trying to tell MyDude some more secrets. Fake news.

Brid: “Do you know what Valerius actually is?”

Lily: Oh my god.

Brid: “He was always a hunter... “ Was he an angel or something?

Lily: Huh.

Brid: Oh, he is an angel!

Lily: “Find them.”

Brid: “Yay, adventure!” See, this is why I like him.

Lily: You do you.

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Lily: Welcome to the fucking woods! We’re all fucking feral here, folks!

Brid: Oooooh, I do not like his beard!

Lily: It’s the old man fuzz. Damien wasn’t actually Chris Hemsworth, it’s this guy. Leo.

Brid: I love how literally the whole Noctis Umbra team is ganging up on him.

Lily: “What do you want?”

Brid: “A peaceful retirement.” Don’t we all.

Lily: Oh, they’re arguing.

Brid: Even he knows the angel secret, huh?

Lily: And here comes our girl!

Brid: Our girl!

Lily: And Leo is pissed. “That-” No. NO WAY. “That’s my daughter you’ve got there.”

Brid: DAUGHTER??

Lily: Daughter. I mean, I do see the whole racially ambiguous thing going, but other than that...

Brid: Oh, we killed someone. That’s cool.

Lily: And Valerius isn’t an angel anymore? Is he a fallen angel?

Brid: Fun.

Lily: Oh great. Are we going to spend a night with this fucker?

Brid: Right, and he’s pulling out the royalty line again.

Lily: “Are you king of demons?”

Brid: “No, I’m dad.”

Lily: ...

Brid: ...

Lily: DID WE JUST GET DAD JOKED

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Brid: “She’s asleep, but in shock.”

Lily: I think anyone would be, if that happened. Oh, wait, they’re referring to Tora.

Brid: Oh no, Luca escaped! I liked voicing him!

Lily: “We’re gonna need a new place if we keep taking in people.”

Brid: “That’s a great idea!”

Lily: Oh, there we go. “Fallen angel”.

Brid: So does that make him a demon?

Lily: Who knows.

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Brid: Okay, he’s actually gonna tell us a secret now?

Lily: He’d best be tellin’.

Brid: Wow, and his secrets are “it’s complicated” and nothing more.

Lily: Asshole.

Brid: But he’s right, we need someplace to rest for a bit.

Lily: Yup.

Brid: So are we leaving or not?

Lily: Oh, a choice. Since we romanced Valerius this time around, I think we’ll stay.

Brid: Good answer!

Lily: And he says so. Former angel. Ooooh, show me your wings, bitch!

Brid: He just strips immediately.

Lily: “Show me.”

Brid: Oh my god.

Lily: HE’S ACTUALLY GOT WINGS LOL

Brid: We just start screaming that from the sky.

Lily: He’s not gonna drop us, is he?

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Lily: Oh, and now Luca’s in trouble. Great.

Brid: I’m about to deck him again.

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Lily: And the chapter concludes. Okay guys, looks like this is going to be it for this episode of Noctis Umbra!

Brid: Our boy’s being a little more honest with us, though perhaps less honest than we’d like. Also, we met our dad. And that’s not good at all.

Lily: He ugly.

Brid: He ugly.

Lily: What are your thoughts?

Brid: Everyone here except Rana, Ae-ri, and Tae, and also Keelan... basically, a lot of people need to be punched in the face, and I will facilitate that.

Lily: Same. Mood. Worm.

Brid: Anyway, that’s all for this episode! Tune in next time for more weird otome!

#ace hang #also i'm not kidding.... he looks exactly like thor

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The Greatest Website of the 21st Century is Bursting with Comments!

It isn’t every day that the best website ever created appears on the internet, but yesterday just happened to be such a day! The Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century, Reigen Arakata, has graced the internet with his personal website, and the design and features of the website are absolutely state of the art and amazing to behold! Aside from the services that Reigen offers the masses and descriptions of his skillful prowess, however, there is also a Guest Book, already filled with amazing comments and statements from visitors. But not all Guest Book comments are created equal, and some are much better than the rest; how to know which ones you might have missed, or where they rank? Well, fear not, because we’ve braved the many, many pages of comments to give you the very best comments left so far!

Honorable Mentions:

Dio Brando: “JOJOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!”

We sort of knew you would say that.

Jotaro: “DIO!!!!!”

There’s got to be easier ways for you two to contact each other than this website.

John Cena: “Can you help me make my body visible again?”

We almost didn’t see this comment until later, so it didn’t make it higher on the list.

Dante: “mom says its my turn on the spirit consulting website”

If we need a consultant we’ll let you know, but right now we aren’t running any ‘now featuring’ special partnerships, sorry!

Top 15 Comments:

15) Dex: “When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?”

You don’t have to call anyone! That’s why there’s a website!

14) AnynymousHelpie: “My friend never shut up talking about toes. It’s like they obsessed with it. Can you help me how to stop this madness please thanks”

I don’t think we have a service that can help you with that. Maybe meet new people.

13) Dingus Wingus: “ASMR reigen throws salt in your face”

We appreciate the ideas and will pass them along to Reigen for new potential services!

12) ai: “but reigen can you exorcise the demons in my mind that make me eat mac and cheese at every waking hour”

We hear Reigen might have a trick for this, but it sometimes makes you eat olives at 2 a.m.

11) Battler: “Mr. Reigen, do you fight witches? I think my grandfather’s mansion is full of them. Please help”

Everybody knows witches aren’t real, but if you got some Super Paper, I bet Reigen could write some good warding scrolls on it for you.

10) Jon_ner: “Dear Master psychic Reigen, A goblin-like creature has been following me around for the last few weeks to steal my precious pea wörter and I don’t know what to do, please help me Greetings from a Swedish nephew”

I don’t think Reigen does multiverse stuff, but that certainly sounds very troubling!

9) Ayumi N.: “Not sure it works … Had an exorcism done about 2 weeks ago on my paren’ts bedroom but i’m still hearing weird thud sounds in the night!! Be wary …..!”

We regret to inform you that these noises may increase next week, but on the bright side, we can tell you that it isn’t ghosts. Probably.

8) lovesick: “mr arataka with your skills and expertise can you teach me how to transcend the barrier between 2D and 3D so i can finally meet my fictional husbando”

We can't speak for Reigen but we're pretty sure he'd be able to help you with his spirit photography skills.

7) I AM ANGRY: “ANGRY ABOUT ELVES And I need YOU to get rid of them I can pay you three good cattle or five sheep, whichever you’d prefer”

While Reigen says his skills with digital media are very good (just look at the website), we are unsure if he can really help you in this regard, as the UI is a bit hard to understand.

6) piccolo: “Help me”

We’re sure you will be fine, after all you’re either a very good dad, or a pretty decent instrument!

And finally, the Top Five Comments:

5) Casper: “Thank you”

Now that’s what you call a ghost in the machine! Ahem…

4) Adam: “My bank account was possessed by an evil money spirit, but Reigen-sama banished it with ease! I now have $0 worth of demons to trouble my thoughts. Thanks, Reigen-sama!”

That’s… Well, if you’re happy, we’re sure Reigen is happy, Adam!

3) Leave my Eggs alone: “Is it possible to curse someone to give them really big and powerful hands so they can’t hold small objects anymore or eggs?”

We don’t really like to use or advise on doing any curses, sorry. Have you considered buying bigger eggs?

2) Tusk: “I think my TV is possessed because everytime I play video games now I keep losing and I’m certain it’s because the TV is possessed”

You’re right, this is a very serious problem. We’ll let Reigen know right away to contact you at [email protected].

And our number one guestbook comment pick is...!

1) Keysmash: “I believe there’s a ghost that makes me extremely lazy. It couldn’t possibly be my fault, that wouldn’t make sense. Help me, please.”

This sounds like an extremely bad ghost problem. We are sure Reigen will help you if you go see him, but this might require a few high class exorcism skills!

Bonus: We Are Worried About Their Wife:

Can You Help My Wife: “Can you help my wife?”

This comment has us worried. CAN you help their wife, Reigen? We need to know what’s up with this person’s wife!

Well, we’re sure that this enlightening look into the problems and minds of visitors to Reigen’s website will give you a good idea of what you could expect and ask for yourself. Why don’t you go on over and give the site a look, schedule an appointment, and maybe leave some comments yourself about how Reigen can help you, or how he may already have! He IS the Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century, after all!

What’s your favorite part of Reigen’s website? Can you help that person’s wife? Let us know in the comments!

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