Which is your favourite 🍑 //

i hope everyone is having a really lovely day

good morning who is still emotional about last night

In maths we are currently learning about vectors and points in three dimensional space, and EVERY TIME my teacher calls a point Q my cave person fandom brain just goes: nice 😏😏😏

Bitches be like “fuck school” and then do all of their schoolwork anyways because they’re terrified of failure.

It’s me. I’m bitches

🥀 🥀 🥀

4 work horror story for at least 50% of the world,

“Hawaiian Pizza? ….MY FAVORITE!”

the girl who has been watching nbc hannibal exclusively for the past 3 months consuming literally any other piece of media: haha wow reminds me a lot of nbc hann-

bitches be like “how did you know i’m neurodivergent?” and then they walk like this

Breakfast in bed

“my child is fine” your child is scrolling through reblog tags for validation

hi

Me a true crime obsessed asexual be like

sometimes at some points and at certain junctures one may perhaps feel cute if circumstances allow

The girls and the gays will be like- “yeah I watch Star Wars for the plot”

The plot:

omi’s bratty girlfriend who loves to tease him out in public when he’s with his friends, sending him dirty texts talking about how badly she wants to ride that pretty, little face of his or how she wants to milk him dry of everything he has to offer. n’ then omi stumbling on his words when he see’s the notifications pop up on his screen, getting so flustered that he can’t even form a proper sentence ,,,

🍊 feeling fruity 🍊

buy me a drink

Me at 13: I HATE makeup I will never EVER wear makeup!! Pink? Pink is DISGUSTING, I only wear black hoodies and hats. I’ll never wear ANYTHING like dresses or skirts *Crosses arms in not like other girls*

Me now, wearing eyeliner and any pastel clothes I can get my hands on: I want to be a cupcake

Clearly you guys are only following me for my butt.