cannot fucking stand the placement of tumblr live. nobody uses that shit, and it being placed where the post button WAS is like them trying to force us to use it. stfu im not using your shitty off brand tiktok just get rid of it
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okay you know what.
it doesn’t make any fucking sense for vampire eyes to be gold if they drink only animal blood. the animal blood is still fucking red. hemoglobin. if the argument is “they don’t absorb the nutrients as well from animal blood” then they should be fucking pink. duh.
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here, quickly, take this!
🫸🍎
*runs away*
I eat the lucky block apple
I get strength III and nausea I
I can do things really well but I can’t see them… damn…
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I have to tell you, one of my coworkers has a name VERY similar to Beryl Grace and I see it every day and it fucks with my mind. I'm like Beryl Grace, alive and well and in MY workplace???
in an alternative universe she is thriving and alive! lmfao i love that 😭😭
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it might :)))) potentially :)))) maybe :)))) be my birthday :DDDDDD
hehehehe happy leap year!!!!!!
til hamingju með afmælið!!!! hlaupársafmæli er bara svo fullkomið fyrir Hiksti að mínu mati :D
(happy birthday to me!!!! a leap year birthday is just so perfect for Hiccup in my opinion :D)
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Me pulling up to the function as if I didn’t change my clothes 4 times, have a meltdown, and almost didn’t show up:
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can’t wait for the john greenification of every blue check twitter refugee. ryan reynolds you’re up first
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Ghost Cora AU where he’s actually been following Law around ever since he died but nobody has been able to see him, so all he’s able to do is watch Law get hurt and suffer in silence. UNTIL, miraculously, the battle of Dressrosa ends, and for some strange reason—through some supernatural bullshit or maybe just fate—one person is finally able to see him.
Law is sitting on the deck of the Yonta Maria watching everyone party when Luffy comes trotting over to him. And Luffy plops down beside him and says, “I’ve been meaning to ask, Torao, but who’s that really tall blonde guy with the funny makeup that’s been following you around?”
And Law’s just like
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I want a partner because I want someone to know me completely and love me anyway and I also want to know someone else completely and love THEM anyway but also I just kinda want someone who will massage my head for me when I get a migraine
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if you can’t trust anything else in life, at least you can trust paul to always look at emma like that
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when u meet ur boss / employee from another dimension and he SUCKS but u both are unkillable so there’s not really much u can do about that
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