#it’s my dads mom not hers lmao

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

My baseless headcanon is that Chilchuck is colorblind

#supposedly being colorblind helps in seeing differences in sizes and texture (e.g. seeing through camouflage) #so it might be useful for finding traps idk #this comic is based off my dad (who likes blondes and is colorblind) #and my mom (who is NOT a blonde but once dyed her hair light enough my dad mistook her for one lol) #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #chilchuck's wife #or future wife in this case lmao #I'm on Team Chilchuck's Wife Is Not a Blonde #art #had fun playing with comic pages and paneling in clip studio paint #being able to batch export multiple comic pages is a gift where has this been all my life

[xjustakay]

✺ (3/10) ✺ @jegulus-microfic prompt: sugar — 1,146 words (jegulus dads ft. harry; when the five year old is on a sugar high)

Immediately upon getting home from his meeting, Regulus is aware that things have not gone to plan. James was meant to pick up Harry from his mums’, and the two of them were supposed to decide on dinner and their entertainment for the evening. They usually have a movie night together, the three of them, when Harry first comes back to theirs again, but it seems his husband and his son had other plans upon coming home.

Because they’re out in the backyard on the trampoline. 

Regulus hears Harry’s loud laughter carrying from the back screen before he even has to check. Setting his keys aside, he makes his way to the door to the backyard. He stands there inside for a moment, helplessly fond as he watches where Harry sits cross-legged, looking up at James, waiting.

James bounces gently in place a short distance from where the five year old sits before launching himself to land on his feet closer beside him. It flings Harry a few inches off the trampoline’s surface, his little limbs flailing as he shrieks excitedly. He flops flat onto his back afterward, lost in a string of giggles that ends up turning into ‘again, again, again!’

Two peas in a pod, James laughs with him, then reaches with both hands to tow Harry back up in his previous position. Before James can properly send him bouncing as he had moments prior, both of their heads whip in the direction of the sliding screen door when Regulus opens it to step outside.

“Papa!” Harry smiles widely, waving over at him with both hands. “Papa, watch this! Daddy can make me fly.”

“Oh, he can, can he?” Regulus smirks, coming off the patio onto the grass near the trampoline.

Harry nods and looks up at James. “Show him, daddy.”

Despite the fact that he’d just witnessed it moments ago before joining them, Regulus plays along, pretending to be awed by the way James jumps and causes Harry to bounce up off the trampoline. Again, Harry giggles for several seconds, cheeks rosy and smile unrelenting as he rolls from being flopped on his back onto his belly.

“You gotta try it, papa,” Harry tells him. “Daddy’s been doing it for ages now and it’s so fun every time.”

Regulus chuckles with a slow shake of his head. “Where’s all this energy coming from, I wonder?”

“Cookies!” Harry answers immediately, squirming up onto his knees.

One dark brow arches, Regulus’ eyes shifting to James who has the decency to look momentarily sheepish under the questioning look.

“Cookies before dinner?” He asks pointedly.

“I can explain,” James starts.

“Mama was making a whole bunch of them and mum sent me here with a big plate to share with you and daddy,” Harry explains for him.

“So, really, that look should be reserved for Pandora and Lily, my love,” James chimes in.

Regulus smiles tightly, head cocking to the side. “I’m sure you’d prefer that.”

James grimaces faintly and clambers off the trampoline, out through the zip-up mesh opening that keeps the edges screened in, to come to Regulus’ side. A large hand falls at his waist, Regulus still managing to look sternly up at him even when James leans down to kiss his cheek. He clearly has been humoring their son for a while, because he’s flushed and a little sweaty, slightly out of breath and so warm at Regulus’ side.

“You know how hard it is to get him to settle down when he’s had too much sugar,” Regulus points out.

“I know, I’m sorry.” James smooths his hand along his lower back in a continuous motion.

Regulus hums, gaze drifting to where Harry half-runs, half-bounces around the full circle of the trampoline. “How many did you let him have?”

“Just one, I swear.” James follows his line of sight, stepping even nearer to him to curl his arm around his waist. “But he did mention that Pandora had been letting him help in the kitchen, and you know that means—”

“Licking all the spoons.”

“And handfuls of chocolate chips. Ah, and some of them are frosted, even, so uh… icing taste tests, too.”

“Great.” Regulus shakes his head. “This has to be some kind of payback for when we brought him and Luna back to theirs after all that cake and candy at Ron’s birthday party.”

James chuckles and squeezes gently at his side. “He’ll crash soon enough, surely.”

“I assumed that’s why you brought him out here in the first place,” Regulus says.

“It was either that, or his suggestion to build a pillow fort pirate ship in the living room. I felt this was less jarring for you to come home to.”

Regulus watches as Harry does a quick somersault only to spring back to his feet, bounce twice in place, and purposely land on his bum with another bounce. He laughs breathlessly, adjusting glasses knocked askew by the impact, and Regulus can’t help but huff a quiet laugh of his own. Hopped up on sugar as he may be, Harry’s joy is never a thing Regulus takes for granted. Even in the silliest of moments —if not especially then.

“You’re going to sleep like babies tonight,” Regulus comments.

“Probably true.”

“After a solid bath time because you’re both so gross right now.”

James snorts, giving a tilted nod of his head in agreement. “Fair.”

“Have to figure out dinner still, too.”

“We could order a pizza to make things easy?” James suggests. When Regulus nods in reply, he nods, too. “I can stay out here and help him run off some more of the sugar high if you want to go ring it in?”

“No, I’ll watch him. You go inside and get yourself some water before you pass out or something,” Regulus teases.

“I’m fine, thank you. I’m in excellent shape,” James scoffs. Lower, just for him, he murmurs, “A fact you’re very well aware of, my love.”

He punctuates the playful remark by nipping gently at the edge of Regulus’ jaw. Regulus bats him away, lips twitching upward in a smile that couldn’t be held back even if he tried.

“Heathen,” He mutters.

“That’s me. Your heathen husband.” James smacks an overdramatic kiss to Regulus’ cheek this time before separating.

Harry hops up closer to the trampoline’s edge, hands braced carefully on the outside net to ask, “What’s a heathen, papa?”

Regulus hears James laugh loudly behind him on his way inside. 

He shakes his head, grinning fondly as he looks back at Harry. “Don’t worry about that, darling. Why don’t you show me how your cartwheels are coming, hm?”

Harry brightens immediately, nodding and leaping backward. “Okay! Make sure you’re watching the whole time!”

Nothing else in the world seems more worth Regulus’ time than watching their boy be so happy. Riled up on sugar or otherwise.

#jegulus #jegulus microfic #starchaser #sunseeker #jeggy dads feels never let me down #also brought to you by my 5 y/o niece being so easily amused/distracted by the simplest of things when she’s hyper #+ also how i joke about winding her up on sugar before taking her back to her mom lmao #anyway #love jeggy and baby harry sooo much #sweet little silly loving family<3 #kay’s microfics #kay’s writing #jeggy dads series

[victorie552]

I headcannon that after 3rd Kinslaying, and especially after Elrond and Elros left them in whatever fashion, Maedhros was a total dick to Maglor.

You know how sometimes old or sick people are nice to neighbours/nurses/strangers, but are horrible to their primal caretakers? That's them.

People aren't dicks to their caretakers just to be dicks - it's because they are often frustrated with themselves or their situation and don't know how else to deal with it or they can't deal with it the usual way. It also happens because, paradoxally, they feel safe around their caretakers - you can be a dick because you know they won't leave just because of that.

And boy, did Maglor cast himself in a role of caretaker (let's not kid ourselves, he wasn't qualified, and with his own problems to boot), and BOY, did Maedhros resent him for it. He did not NEED help, he did not DESERVE help, he's not another kidnapped child MAGLOR, I'M the older brother, I should take care of YOU YOU WRECK, WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU GROW UP ALREADY and leave me Nothing is EVER your fault, even when you left me to Angband as you should Why would you care now, it amounted to NOTHING before, it's WORTHLESS

And about half the time Maglor just takes it, actually likes it even. Mostly because of his guilt complex about how he deserves it, but also because Maedhros is only like this with him - he's trying his best to pretend to be fine and be a leader to few followers they have left, because they deserve better and that's the only thing he can give them now, and their brothers are all dead and would always be Too Little to act like that around them anyway. Maedhros would behave himself even around Fingon, to make him think rescuing him was worth something. So by being a dick to Maglor, Meadhros sees him as an equal, a safe haven. Maglor basks in that.

But obviously no one could just take such abuse like it's nothing, and Maglor is a Feanorian too, is prideful and stubborn, with his own laundry list of complains about Maedhros, and also unwell, and also thought of a new insult while lying awake at night and just wants to yell too. So half the time Maglor yells back and their yelling matches would bring orcs to tears, with hate and blame dripping from every word. I don't have enough imagination to picture it realistically, and actually I don't want to, it's too heartbreaking.

And sometimes, one or the other just starts crying. They don't talk about these times.

After some time, their arguments and insults are just a noise, something to repeat endlessly to the point of boredom.

By then, what actually hurts are the words that were not meant to harm.

Example 1:

Maedhros: 'did an all-night inspection of their stores cause he couldn't sleep' I found a herb you always liked to wash your hair with.

Maglor: 'doesn't remember last time he washed his hair, no less scented them'

Maglor: 'choked up' Appreciated.

Example 2:

Maedhros: 'feels like he's dragging Maglor to damnation with him' You could go with the twins, you know.

Maglor: 'doesn't want to upset Maedhros today so decides to pretend as if that was actually an option' Vanyar would probably like my singing but you know they would get mad at you for having better battle plans than them.

Maedhros: 'now KNOWS he's dragging Maglor to damnation with him'

Maedhros: 'dying inside' Of course they would.

When love hurts, it's easier to be a dick.

#maedhros #maglor #silmarillion #silm #barely related but it plays into my headcannon that when nerdanel didn't went with them and feanor died #maglor and maedhros became New Mom and Dad for the rest of Feanorians #not even with any creepy context from them it was an automatic process #oh Mom left Dad Maglor is similiar to her guess Maglor is New Mom #oh Dad's dead? Maedhros is New Dad #boom problem solved #when Maedhros was unwell after Tears Celegorm got to be Dad for some time #it's so unhealthy when you look from the outside #it's unrelated to anything except Maglor as New Mom resents any mentions of abandoning the others #Maglor is NOTHING like Nerdanel #THIS mom won't leave anyone thank you very much #and then Maedhros stays in Angband for 30 years lmao #so unhealthy #angst I guess #I feel it went in different direction than it started but eh

[tim-lucy]

Tamara went from feeling out of place with Tim there to feeling so comfortable that she literally pulled them apart while they were kissing and came out so Tim would make her pancakes 🥺 

#the rookie #tamara colins #tamaracolinsedit #tim bradford #lucy chen #lucy x tamara x tim #tamara x tim #therookieedit #lucy x tim #chenford #chenfordedit #tucy #* #mine: gif #mine: the rookie #the rookie spoilers #IM SUCH A MESS OVER THEIR LIL FAM #tamara and aaron are their kids #i know that doesnt make sense at all but its a vibe thing not an age thing LMAO #like when my bestie and her fiance would take me places and they were always mom and dad YA KNOW #hehehe anyway i love them all

[freakurodani]

The parallel between Sokka and Tenzin as their fathers' sons.

Sokka, left at 13 as his father and all the other men head off to war. Hakoda tells him "being a man is knowing where he's needed the most" and he needs to protect his sister, his home.

Tenzin is the second airbender. He is also half water tribe, he's a man. When Aang dies, he will be the last airbender. He understands what he needs to do.

Untold amount of pressure and responsibility have been thrust upon them by their fathers. Though, I believe it is not all intentional, but the unfortunate circumstance of being the fathers of sons who take responsibility incredibly seriously.

In Sokka's case, "protect your sister" is a vague instruction. It was meant to give him purpose, to help him feel okay about being left behind, He is too young for war, his father does not want to bring his child to slaughter. But Sokka will die with purpose. He will train the children of his tribe so they will be protected, he will face a fire nation ship until his last breath. He cannot go to war, but Hakoda did not see that war was all around them. In trying to give Sokka purpose, Hakoda put their world on his shoulders.

We do not get to see Aang be a father (in the TV shows), but we know he had hopes for the future. All his children were air nomads, and the air acolytes brought his culture back, but Tenzin could bend. This part of their culture is one ONLY they share. I do not think Aang would hide this, he is joyous that he gets to share his culture. When he feels respected, he always is, he taught the air acolytes after all. Off handedly, he could say, "I'm hopeful for a future where there are lots more air benders," and that, which feels mostly innocuous to him, is the nail in the coffin of Tenzin's fate. He is Avatar Aang's son, and the future of the air benders. It would not matter that Aang meant a future in generations. Tenzin sees the responsibility and it's his. He is his father's only air bending child, he knows what he needs to do.

Being a parent is not understanding the way the things you say harm your children. Even those things that feel innocuous in the moment can be life altering. Especially the more the child respects the parent. Purpose and Hope for those with a broader perspective, can be death sentences to a life that could have been when expressed to those who idolize the former.

#avatar the last airbender #avatar the legend of korra #atla sokka #sokka #tenzin #lok tenzin #aang #avatar aang #hakoda #atla #conspiracy lvl: text #i thought about talking about how my own mothers expectations for me broke me #they just felt like facts of life for her #just as like anecdotal evidence for my thought process #bc like we only know aang as a father from his frustrated adult children #but i REALLY REALLY dislike the takes that are like 'aang kept having kids until he got an airbender' #bc THAT doesnt feel like aang #like #if that were the case dont you think aang and katara would have had like A LOT more kids???? #like if the goal was make airbender babies why stop at one??? #but its because bumi kya and tenzin are reflections of sokka katara and aang #ive made a post about that #its about AANGS FAMILY #and he loves them #i think the favoritism is reasonable #makes me sad but thats cause my mom had obvious favorites (it wasnt me lmao) #another reason why i didnt wanna bring her up <- is doing it anyway how embarrassing #i ALSO thought about my dad though #but i cant talk about that here bc APPARENTLY tumblr only lets you add 30 tags now rip

[buglaur]

calloway family reunion ✧

#ts4 #sims 4 #I HAD A BLAST DOING THIS #the amount of lore i have for these guys swimming around in my head #too bad i don't know how to logically get it out of my brain #i'm gone now though bye see you in march #unless i spontaneously drop out of school because i can't take this much longer #will answer asks when i get back sorry to keep u waiting #ily 👋 #also #top row cillian and cathal you know them #row 2 felicity daithí's daughter and margot felicity's mother #row 3 the twins aunt róisín and their sister who's name i can't remember i'm so sorry LMAO #and finally their mom muireann i LOVE HER #i would like to do a part 2 with the dad n uncles and the twin's other sisters #but they don't fit the prompts and i don't have time!!! #i also really want to make a family tree but plumtree sucks #gonna have to just make one in photoshop #ts4 cas #goodnight it's almost 1am

[ghouljams]

I think this is an appropriate time to mention that I think Ghost and Goose’s middle daughter has ginger hair. I don’t even think Goose has ginger hair (I picture her as a brunette) or anyone in her close family except for Kiwi. Just *bam* baby comes out with a full head of curly orange hair and Ghost’s weirdly light eyelashes. I think her animal nickname would be Fox or Kit. - ☀️

I have so many thoughts about their second girl!!! Mary is very excited to get a baby sister, and Miss Abigail Rose is just as chunky as the first Riley-Price baby. I personally think they call her Beetle or Bibi, another Soap nickname after he watched her eat a lady bug/ Mary having a little trouble with her name.

I do also think the girls all look just like their daddy, which Goose has a few good natured complaints about. Where are all these little blonde babies coming from?? Isn't that supposed to be a recessive gene? Mostly because I adore the idea that Ghost is carting around a bunch of carbon copies of him. I do agree that Bibi would have curly hair though, mostly because it means I can think about Ghost sat on the edge of the tub pulling her hair into puffs before school. Twisting little baby curls around his finger and grumbling about her sitting still. Hmmmmm. Many thoughts about Ghost with his babies.

#ghoul speaks #stealing childhood stories from my own life #aka my mom showing my baby sister a ladybug and her going :0 :) and eating it #good job spec I love you #Gaz teaching Ghost how to do bibi's hair #bibi and Gaz's kid get born hours apart #Goose and Birdie are thrilled with their unrelated twins lmao #I also think goose is a brunette like her dad<- ignore that #☀️ anon #cowboy!141 #oc: goose #simon ghost riley

[ilonacho]

Sash n Boo feat. my adult designs updated💕

#pzpth #penn zero part time hero #sashi #boone #pzpth sashi #sashi kobayashi #pzpth boone #boone wiseman #iloart #first are again an attempt to match the show style #then i tried to update my adult designs to both match the show style a lil+make em look more like their parents #i love this show sm but they did kinda say 'make the boys look like their dads and the girl like her mom' a lil lol lmao ♥♥♥ #mainly gave sashi a nose closer to her parents and boone a beard more similar to his dad+hair more similar to his mom #+glasses <3333

[user-name-h3re]

at least he's happy now i guess

#camp camp #cc nurf #cc nurf's dad #cc ocs #my art #hashtag gang #they keep changing his lore its pissing me off #but him having a bunch of step dads is lowkey kinda funny tbh #he used to beat their asses for fucking his mom but they're chill now #idk if it shows but the guy on the top right has a face tattoo #i also love that his mom absolutely hates every single one of them #i think she keeps marrying men so that her son can get a good male role model since his dad leaving affected him so much #but nurf used to terrorise them so they kept leaving lmao #(theyre in good terms now bc character development) #i think mrs.nurfington has the biggest case of comphet known to mankind but nurf wants her to find out on her own #cc gaylord nurfington

[cerubean]

meet the mancusos (in order from left to right)

Silvia Mancuso (socially awkward, loyal, peaceful) --- grew up in tartosa as an only child with her mother (vita) and father. mysteriously disappeared 15 years ago.

Dom Mancuso (loner, cat lover, slob) --- born and raised in tartosa, but lives in san myshuno working as a salaryperson; loves his two children (nico and priscilla), but does not visit tartosa often after losing his wife.

Vita Azzarà (gloomy, cat lover, creative) ---

Priscilla Mancuso (creative, foodie, generous) --- joy of life challenge founder; dreams of owning her own bakery in tartosa

Nicolaò "Nico" Mancuso (music lover, freegan, goofball) --- engaged to mila and they have a daughter named after his mother, silvie. he's often found around tartosa busking for tips with his guitar

Mila Banuelos (book lover, adventerous, family-oriented): in university studying history and archaeology

#not pictured is tato the gato and nico and mila's daugter #it is literally impossible for me to make generic sims w/o backstories i cant help it!! #ts4 cas #the sims 4 #s4mm #simblr #s #jofl #ok now that the tgs are out the way i can ramble! ok so originally i was going to have priscilla's mom be ava hauser from my adult sim dump- #BUT not an alien like my idea was that in order for aliens to get their sim disguises they hv to kill the person they want to disguise as- #so og ava hauser got abducted by alien ava and thats how she disappeared BUT i didnt feel like going into live mode and removing the occult- #and didnt know how to copy her human disguise onto another sim using mccc so i said fk it and made a whole new sim but kept the disappearnce #love how the genetics came out priscilla is a good mixture of her mom and dad i think #thanks for reading all that i had to let it out somehow i dont have any friends if that wasnt obvious lmao #gif warning

[moonpaw]

The uranium protagonist did not win the healthy good relationship with parents lottery

THEY DID NOT😭

#mp answers #i have a few more comics under my belt planned out on just this cause. yeah its kinda fucked up LMAO #dad is a dead beat (but hey he's trying now? but its been 10 years man) #and your mom um #well she #uh #how do you get over her threatening to kill you while getting real close to killing your father and your friend and his dad #its obvious the protag loves their dad (given the side quest post story) but also. he was a dead beat for 10 years #and he officially quit his job to be with his family after lucille was revealed #with lucille being the reason why and never you (you are a part of it but never the main reason) #lucille needs all the care she can get if she wakes up but MAN. #theres no way the protag doesnt have some kind of mommy and daddy issues #pokemon uranium

[g3mston3]

cassandra cain... sitting? listening to music? idk she can do whatever she wants tbh

#cass cain #cassandra cain #batgirl #batgirls #batfam #batfamily #dc #dc comics #her outfit is just based on clothes ive stolen from my parents lmao #purple sweater is my moms and green raincoat is my dads #i dont have headphones like that though #wish i did

[sweetandglovelyart]

“My baby’s a king! Oh Ranzie, your father would be so proud of you!”

“Mother! You’re embarrassing me in front of my subjects!”

Momranza reveal 🕷️ this is my OC Theraphoza, Taranza’s mother. I also drew Taranza wearing his king outfit that I designed for him since he becomes the king of Floralia after the events of Triple Deluxe in my AU. I see Taranza as being a little bit of a mama’s boy/his mom dotes upon and fusses over him a lot since he’s her only child. I could also see Thera acting like a mother to all of Taranza’s friends too, like she’d cook for them and make sure they’re well fed whenever they visit Floralia and she would knit them stuff to keep them warm in the cold.

#Kirby #Kirby OC #my art #Taranza #in my AU Ranzie is his childhood nickname but his mom still calls him that sometimes even though he’s an adult lmao #he loves his mom but he’s a little embarrassed by her fussing over him in front of his friends and his kingdom #Kirby would probably love Thera a lot because she’d bake sweets for him whenever he visits Floralia lmao #I’ll have to draw Taranza’s dad at some point too but he’s dead in the present timeline of the games #Taranza 🤝 Thera losing the person they loved in an extremely tragic way

[mummer]

now that i have been dating a girl for like 4 months im starting to get into situations where i do need to communicate that fact to like my parents and my coworkers but i still dont want to and am guarded about it in needlessly convoluted ways even though. i dont need to ❤️ like every time theres an opportunity to tell my mom im like noooooo….. i dont want to….. even though she would be So happy for me and there would be 0 problems. why am i doing that???? no one in my family or life is homophobic or anything like nothing bad would even happen!!! i was thinking about it watching all of us strangers and american fiction because they both have plotlines where gay people wish they couldve told their parents and regret not doing it. And its like well yes. but also. Idk why it still feels weird and scary for no reason then.

#my boss at work was asking me about it and did the whole… the man you’re dating.. OR woman ❤️ and i was like. Haha. Well lets not get into #am i just being crazy and stupid?????!?!?!?!?!? #personal #and my mom clearly knows im gay shes never asked and ive never told her but she clearly knows. So whats with me #i understand why i dont want to tell my dad not that there would be issues i just dont want him prying into my life Lmao 😁 #its just residual nervousness from never Properly Coming Out and not really knowing how to handle it #and not wanting anyone to ever make a big deal out of anything because i am a WEST COASTER ❤️

[bluehairedspidey]

#poll #polls #tumblr polls #blog #another family poll! #both sides of my family are rural catholic farmers and both my parents had over half a dozen siblings each #and most of them Also had multiple kids #so im pretty sure i have somewhere between 30-40 first cousins #so whenever i hear someone say they only have like One cousin its always so crazy to me lmao #also i know some people might have adoptive or step-cousins they consider cousins (which is totally fine for this survey!) #but i just realized that i dont know any of my step moms relatives #so i actually have no idea if i have any step-cousins or step-aunts/uncles #(im just not very close to my step mom + she's polish and ive never been with her and my dad when theyve gone to poland)

[angelsdean]

so. where do i sign up to get adopted by a queer found family?? i need. community.

#listening to my mom talk rn......i don't know when she became this conservative. facebook poisoning her mind. she sounds insane. #the way she talks abt queer ppl.....i need to leave. she's never ever gonna know the real me. #wild how my dad is like. so liberal cool accepting of everything #and my mom has swung the opposite way #(reason 12834940 why they're divorced lmao) #and i have to be stuck living with my mom bc reasons :/ #i need. financial stability and security and freedom #universal income when???? #i just. i can't keep living like this. this can't be it forever. #vic.txt