#it’s really sad but also kinda funny

[i-am-snowils-admiral]

Love when new people start getting into Danny Phantom stuff and they know they don't have to watch the show but they THINK they've seen the show because they've read a few fics that all use similar worldbuilding so obviously that's how the show was, right?

So they'll weigh in on a fic prompt or a headcanon or something like "yeah...that's not how that works in canon sorry :) let me explain it to you" as if that isn't the funniest thing you could say in the Phandom.

Sir we don't do that here. 90% of the time the thing you're correcting them on doesn't even EXIST in canon. The other 10% of the time we're directly rejecting what canon has told us. We do what we want here.

#danny phantom #I do find this really funny actually #but also it's kinda sad seeing these comments on posts #be nice and also stay in your lane #if it's a 'yes and' correction that adds to the original post that's fine I guess

[cerealmonster15]

Matt Arnold is so funny re: linc’s current stance with grant lol

Referencing this

#dndads #lincoln li wilson #sorry. I meant BOSS KICKS. #normal oak #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #<- kinda? not really tho out of context lol🕺 #cereal tries to draw #I can’t even be sad about it half the time bc Matt is just so funny #linc is such a silly boy #also linc and norm are bffs TO ME

[woeismywaffle]

Lesbianism

#tf #transformers #rotb #Akjajkajkajk I really tried to get good shots but I guess these'll have to do #also I find it really funny how they're kinda just ignoring Optimus in the background while he's in pain #poor guy 😔 #elena wallace #airazor #airlena #Y'all should go check out the deleted clip it's really cute I swear 😭😭😭😭😭 #I'm so sad that this wasn't included in the movie but at least we get to see it now

[bunnieswithknives]

Terrible character idea: Character who is aware that the world they live in is fiction but it completely and utterly wrong about what kind of media it is, and keeps trying to interact with the audience in ways totally inaccessible to them

#based off a dream I had where one of the characters kept looking dead at the 'screen' and referencing how they were in a videogame #He was so certain too it was kinda sad in the moment but looking back its also really funny #feel free to steal #character idea

[chloecherrysip]

"I hope you told your brother how much you loved him, because you're probably never gonna see him again."

"..."

"Was that too dark?"

"YES!"

"Sorry."

#mario movie #mario move spoilers #super mario bros movie #super mario bros #mario and luigi #super mario bros movie spoilers #cherrysip edits #i was gonna make a different gifset today but then i found that new trailer and WELL HERE WE ARE lol #TOAD SERIOUSLY CAN YOU READ THE ROOM HERE??????????? #first time in the town was kinda funny second time was genuinely a bit upsetting to the point that i gasped when i heard the dialogue #mario would prefer you Do Not Say Things Like That!!!!!!! #he is no way shape or form emotionally prepared to grapple with the idea of his brother being dead or never being able to find him #that would end him. that would destroy him. he would truly not know how to go on. so that is just firmly Not a Possibility in his brain #(and now i made myself REALLY sad thinking about mario remembering this conversation a little later and wondering #when WAS the last time he told luigi he loved him????? he can't remember. he loves his brother more than anything and anyone #but he hasn't said it outloud in so long and the realization of that is extremely painful. there's some more angst for you!!!) #anyway this is just a compilation of all the significant scenes where mario and luigi are actually together we've seen so far and I CRY #also the brand-new one of them running through town!!! omg it's perfect #with mario doing unnecessary parkour and luigi just diligently jogging along on the outside and avoiding the mess #the characterization even in the tiniest moments like this is truly CHEF'S KISS #will be working on more gifsets because my brain just needs to stare at all this until the movie comes out lololol

[welcometogrouchland]

I also think it's nice that they made Camilla a sci-fi nerd and Luz a fantasy nerd. They're genres that are often seen as completely opposing one another by many people, which is what we're led to believe about Luz and Camilla in season 1. Luz is silly, nerdy, frequently in over her head and irresponsible and loves the boiling isles. We're led to believe that Camilla is the normal, conventional TV mother who'd be disgusted and terrified by the demon realm if she saw it.

Then yesterday's lie gives us a lot of nuance to this, and we realize that while they're still very different and now on opposite sides of a conflict, both mother and daughter are incredibly kind people (seen in their treatment of Vee) who love each other but struggle to make the right choices without hurting one another.

Then thanks to them drops all this Camilla characterization and we realize! She was a nerd too this whole time! The wedge between Camilla and Luz is motivated by past traumas and grief! and for the future has them switching sides on the central conflict of where Luz should stay (Camilla now wanting Luz in the demon realm because it's what's best for her, and Luz believing that staying in the human realm is what's best for the people she loves). They finally talk and realize that, like Willow pointed out earlier in the ep, the two are so alike. Camilla reveals that she's a secret nerd too! That she had a hard time growing up and accidentally hurt Luz trying to save her from the same fait! It's so important to me that Camilla keeps calling Luz a good witch. It's affirming her interests and goals, reminding her that she's just as good as the hero of her favorite story. And Luz finally only realizes that she wants to be understood...when she's finally able to understand her mom. When she realizes that the woman she loves and admires is just as much of a nerdy screw-up as her and that there's hope for her. Her palismen ends being multiple animals at once, showing both how Luz making unconventional choices (like carving an egg) keeps paying off for her and how her potential is limitless now that she finally knows and accepts her own goals, but to me it also reminds of the fact that Camilla is a vet and passed a love of all the weird and unliked animals (like wolves, possums, snakes, etc) to her.

It's just so so sweet and it really shows how much love and thought the crew put into this mother daughter storyline (FTF haters are not welcome on this page, respectfully). I can't wait to see how both of these misunderstood but healing women (who radiate "little/big sister" and "mom" energy respectively) are gonna interact with a) the lonely, easily manipulated and well intentioned but ignorant collector (a mix of both their interests as a magic being with a space motif! I just realized that lol) and b) the nasty puritan white man who's really obsessed with conforming to society's norms even when it literally doesn't benefit him at all.

Anyway, I believe in noceda( AND clawthorne 👀) family supremacy 💙

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #luz noceda #camilla noceda #this isn't proofread so if there's words missing or misspellings or somethings unclear feel free to mention #but this is just a messy thought dump #I have a ROUGH WEEK. I wish there was a more positive vibe in the fandom rn (although i kinda get it but also :( sad) #but there isn't one i will create it #tentatively I don't have a responsibility to do that I just wanna talk about things i noticed and like #i am going to post reqs just u wait. bitch! #also uhhhh other things i thought while making this post but couldn't include: #hunter and gus being fantasy trekkies is really funny and cute but also fits really well with both of their characters #gus has always been in love with the human realm and this is the ultimate neat little bow on that. #he's dressed as a character he relates to (captain avery trying to get back home to the family he loves) and his interest is uniquely human #bc sci-fi is kinda uniquely rooted in/associated w/ the human realm in toh. even in something like Belos' steampunk tech #SPEAKING OF. hunter oh my GODDD #he gets so attached to the human realm in TTT bc he's finally somewhere safe (he's always been entrenched in the most- #-toxic parts of the demon realm and it's culture which is ironically propelled forward by one humans influence) #and it's like a part of him is reclaiming his weird split heritage. he loves magic and he loves sci-fi and he's silly abt both #he's not a witch or a human and he's happy. or at least he will be #anyway. i love this shows relationship to fiction it is sweet and comforting and funny

[crvknight]

Yall wanna hear my favorite thought? Too bad, I'm writing it anyway.

My favorite thought is that humans are all just self-replicating machines. We're an organism, made up of organs, which are in turn made up of tissues, which are made of cells, which are FUCKIN ORGANISMS AGAIN and who have THEIR OWN ORGANS but this time we call them organelles because they're ittybitty and we needed a word for the ittybitty ones.

We are, collectively, a giant dogpile of billions of instances of the grey goo scenario. I mean really, we're nothing else. How do you make a human? Oh idk maybe throw together a bunch of organic cells that share dna and tell them "Hey you guys, you have exactly three things to do. Go eat, replicate, and for god's sake try not to die" and all our biological building blocks were like "yeah ok" and so it was that the *planet earth* was made into one giant calculation on how to make the most efficient and effective scavenger it can out of some spare *carbon* and whatever else it had in the fridge at the time.

Not to mention how the entire food chain is just a massive nutrient extraction and refinement process. Plants eat nutrients in dirt, herbivores eat plants, carnivores eat herbivores, and whatever is the easiest to eat gets sliced up, prepackaged, and shipped to your local superstore. The bible says adam was made of mud or some shit? Yeah ofc he was. We all are, Adam. Get in line. We're a bunch of bipedal machines made of billions of smaller machines, designed with the sole purpose of eating things that eat things and *getting on with it* it's wonderful.

And we fear things like zombies, or werewolves, or the borg, etc that would take us and use what they find to make more of themselves *like we haven't already been doing that ourselves*. The human equivalent is something like a bunch of humans exploring deep space and finding a planet populated entirely by cattle.

"Hello, meat planet. Welcome to our bellies.", they'd say, their eyes glinting with subtle malice and overt hunger.

"Look man, I have no idea what you're planning but please don't kill us for food stock", the cows would reply

Too bad we don't speak cow.

#star trek tng #humans are space orcs #we are terrifying #gotta love the somber realization that the apocalyptic thought experiment many fear the most is analogous to humans eating food normally #seriously though #it's kinda sad #but also really funny too

[fizzytoo]

kristen having just. a fucking pew in her room

#*fizzyspeaks #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #very lesbian of her #i know her room used to be an old chapel but it’s just so funny that it’s still there #but also. kinda sad to think she never had much time to really decorate her room #nightmare king was only a few months ago. and then night yorb #aw what the hell :( making fun of her made me sad :(

[m1d-45]

Let it be known that I love writing fluff, and I listen to character audios sometimes. SO! I came up with a cute idea for sagau imposter au. I heard somewhere that Xiao's adeptus form is a bird, so I wonder, what kind of bird? And that got me thinking. Xiao being a little song bird, or perhaps even a cardinal.

Now imagine: while looking for the imposter, Xiao stumbles upon them sitting beneath a tree, just feeding some birds. Said birds are absolutely loving the attention since the creator of Teyvat is giving them food and love!

Xiao watches, rather curious. The creator he knows hates birds, because they always dive and cause problems for them. But now... these little birds have completely abandoned any fear they may hold for human beings, happily landing on the hands and shoulders of this supposed imposter.

So he decides to test something.

Xiao turns into a small bird and approaches cautiously. In his smaller form, he's vulnerable to attack. But the person before him doesn't try to hurt him. Rather, they smile and call him "little friend" as they offer food to him. In his distrust, he bites them with his sharp beak.

His heart shatters when he sees divine blood spilling from the wound.

He's about to fly away, get as far away from here as he can. He found the true creator, and instead of worshipping them, he bit them! He caused them to bleed, he shouldn't even be near them-!

His mind stills when they pet his feathered head.

They murmur kind words to him, apologizing to him. They believed that they had startled him, that he bit to protect himself. They forgave him, they felt no hatred towards him, no anger or disappointment. Instead, they offered some chopped almonds, hoping he'd prefer that over bird seed.

He sang for them as he perched on their shoulder.

After that, he did his best to secretly protect the creator he'd harmed. He would adopt his smaller form and sing for them when they felt sad, and he'd use his human form to guard them from a distance. Yes, it made his chest ache whenever they looked at him with fear when they saw his more human form, but the yaksha only shook it off. It only made sense that you'd be scared. He was a frightening person, one that had tried to harm you before. He refused to try and change your feelings towards him. He didn't have the right.

He would be content to sing for you as a harmless bird.

-sibling anon (sorry if this is out of character for him I just like the idea)

oh….. he’s so soft…..

xiao hovering near the edge of the crowd, at first, drawing your attention since he doesn’t seem to be eating any of the seed you’d passed out.

when he finally hops within arms reach, you reach to nudge some of the food next to him closer, only to quickly whip your hand back. the birds around (on) you all flutter at the sudden movement, but you inspect your finger, the blue blood of teyvat welling up. your instinct is to stick it in your mouth, but that doesn’t seem safe considering a bird bit it, so you dab at it with a napkin.

the bird cries and flaps his wings, distraught, and your heart hurts. poor guy, you probably scared him, moving so quickly.

you pull out some chopped almonds from your pocket. the plan was to have them as a snack, but now… you put a few in your palm and close your hand around it, reaching forward to gently run two fingers over the birds back.

the other birds in the area seemed receptive to that, and this one does too, calming down considerably.

you take your hand back, opening your palm to drop the almonds on the floor, nudging them close before backing off.

“there you go,” you murmur, as the bird dips down to inspect the food. “i won’t hurt you.”

you allow yourself a silent cheer when it eats one of the almond pieces.

you see the small bird fluttering around you often, always on the edge of your vision. it’s easy to identify, the purple patch of feathers on its forehead easily standing out, and you’re always certain to push some food over to it. almonds, not birdseed.

the bird is a dark blue-teal, the underside of its wings a softer blue. it’s like no other bird you’ve seen in liyue, something that quickly catches your attention.

you brush some dirt off you as you stand, noting the way the bird immediately looks up from its food, unlike the others, to flap up into the tree you were sitting under.

you crack a smile, carefully reaching a finger for it. you’re slower this time, cautious of its skittish nature, but it lets you approach. when you carefully pet over its head, the birds eyes close.

your smile grows, and you try not to laugh at how confused the bird seems when you pull your hand away.

“i have to go,” you explain. “the millelith… they’re getting too close again. i won’t be able to see you again, little friend.”

the bird chirps, nearly indignant, and you do laugh this time. putting a small piece of almond on the branch in front of it, you wave goodbye to the other birds, seeing the blue one hadn’t touched the almond.

you frown. hopefully it’ll be alright….

xiao watches you until you’re out of sight, and even then, he stays on the branch.

you…. he’d forgotten you were being hunted by the millelith. he’d forgotten the order to look out for you. he’d forgotten the qixing called you a criminal.

who could blame him? it was easy to forget everything at your side, when you carefully ran your fingers over his feathers, scratching at his jaw with the edge of your nail. yes, he was vulnerable as a bird, but it was easy to be vulnerable with you. it was easy to be open, to sing as best he could in this form, to allow himself close enough to see the way your eyes lit up whenever another bird landed on your outstretched finger.

xiao dropped to the ground, morphing back into his human form. predictably, the birds cawed and flew away quickly. he watched them go, his mind contrasting it with how readily they flocked to you.

you…

he turned to the branch he was on, to the small almond piece left behind. the small symbol of your care, of how you recognized that he didn’t touch the birdseed and instead offered him your own food to eat. normally he wouldn’t lower himself to eating off the ground at all, let along bird food, but almonds weren’t awful and you seemed so happy when he ate..

xiao looked back to where you’d gone, to the sandbearer trees swaying in a soft wind.

he allowed his form to fall away and spread his wings, taking flight on the same breeze that urged you along.

perhaps he’d forget his orders for a little while longer, if it meant he could spend that time with you.

perhaps he’d forget his orders for a little longer, if it meant he’d get to spend that time with you.

#m1d : [chats] #m1d : [secrets] #sibling anon #bird!xiao shenanigans #btw he’s pretty in character #you can add a dash of a ‘mysterious calm in the air’ if you wanna be certain but he’s oretty pretty good as is #also! let it be known that i too like fluff!! #< been meaning to write a piece based on hugs ppl would give for a while now #dilucs near the top of the list which is kinda funny considering the shit i’m (hopefully) gonna pot tonight #post* whoop #post-valentines day sadness #this got WAY too long #forgive the old format i wasn’t gonna try n find more photos of liyue than i already have #writing this was hell. thanks tumblr. i really appreciate you glitching out my drafts. #i’m trying to save my writer energy to wrap up dilucs piece COME ON I DONT NEED THIS #had to write this on the website version of tumblr ugh. dislike. #anyway debating adding this to the masterlist bc it’s… so nice… #the vibes….. immaculate…. #TUMBLR DELETED HALF MY FUCKING WRITING WHEN IT HIT POST WHAT THE FUCK #THIS IS WHY I WRITE ELSEWHERE THEN COPY PASTE TO THIS HELL #FUCK. IT WAS SO GOOD. WHY. #the last half of xiao’s part at the end is the bad shittier version of what i had written originally #i am bitter. but i guess i’ll have to die mad abt it. #ugh. #it cut off the last paragraph AGAIN WHY #hate. >:( #also mushroom anon send help one of my mutuals is doing a letter event in celebration of his 1k what do i do #ok it’s his 800 celebration but STILL HELP #whatever fuck it i’m done trying to get this to work #fuck it we ball

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[sonknuxadow]

just saw the steam description . you now have my full attention

#this is about sonic x shadow generations btw. well i feel like thats obvious but whatever #I KNOW I KEEP SAYING THAT A SONIC GENERATIONS REMASTER IS POINTLESS. AND IT IS . #but im also really excited to see what the shadow levels are like and ive been wanting to see the black arms again for so long #if only the cool shadow content wasnt attached to a pointless remaster of a game i already have. sad ! #well they had my attention the second dooms eye was shown in the trailer but i was just assuming hed only be there for a couple stages #but this makes it sound like theres going to be way more of him than i was expecting #also the part about painful memories..... is maria going to show up in a game for the first time in like a million years #actually maybe thats why some of the egg memos in sonic frontiers mentioned maria and the black arms and gun #because they knew they were going to release this a little while later #and they wanted to refresh the minds of people who arent as knowledgeable about sonic lore #also black doom being described as shadows old nemesis is kinda funny. thats his dad that he killed

[shima-draws]

What's PMD Explorers of the Spirit? 0v0

It’s a PMD Sky romhack! It serves as both a sequel and a canon divergence kinda thing. I’m not super far into the game but it’s really interesting so far 👀 I’ll definitely be posting more about it as I play through it!

#Several things I’ve noticed: #Idk if they adjusted the level curve or what but HOLY shit. The dungeon mons are so strong for some reason. #I never got my ass kicked this hard early game until this hack lmao #Also. Us bickering with Chatot is very funny. And deserved. #But it also makes me sad bc I love Chatot SO much #Don’t fight with him he’s just trying his best :((( #It’s really strange how much the hero seems to hate the guild #When I watched Smant’s playthrough of Sky he mentioned how much the guild is like a cult and I SCREAMED #BC HE’S KINDA RIGHT. And the hero alludes to this too #Anyway. Again I’m not super far into it yet but I will recommend it ;) #Bc a friend recommended it to me and I trust their judgement lol #I’m enjoying it so far! #Pokemon #PMD #PMD EotS #Shima answers questions #thatrobotgirl

[turtletoria]

why does he look like austin powers

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #im kinda sad we never saw him again :( #also what kind of science does this guy do?? he doesnt wear gloves and he dresses so fancy #i was thinking maybe a biologist. hes got the fucking monkey (whom i think is evil!!!! dont trust that little thang!!!) #oh wait no he made the solar paneled wheelchair. maybe hes an engineer? i can see it #bioengineer?? chemical engineer? #itd be funny if he was a maths guy. or a social scientist. and the city just hired him bc he had a phd #oh wait maybe a physicist!!!!!!!!!!!! i can see that i can see that #<- names every stem field and nods enthusiastically #<- guy who only took intro stem courses their whole college career: “wow this is really giving [insert stem field] vibes...”

[softestepilogue]

it’s so fucking funny but also so incredibly sad how many times izzy gets his heart broken by ed. and we get to witness it again soon. hallelujah thank you.

#edward teach #izzy hands #stede bonnet #ofmd #our flag means death #like it’s so funny to watch cause ed really treats him like a pet #but that’s also what makes it so sad #cause izzy is obviously in love with ed #and ed is like you’ve never ever actually stood a chance cause i don’t see you that way #and then izzy watches as ed chooses and falls in love with stede #like how heartbreaking #but also funny #like i feel for him but he’s also so annoying lol #but like in a pomeranian kinda way #cute but keeps on yapping #but also he keeps coming back for more so it’s on him #cause ed doesn’t owe him anything and it’s not like he’s giving him false hope #op

[caelanglang]

I’ve been getting stuffs like this in my inbox and they are hilariously funny to me— i know I’m delusional, that’s literally why i make fanarts xD

but lately I’ve seen a user in twt with similar speech pattern(?) [actually now that i think of it how often do antis use ch**y* i’m actually clueless jdbdkssnka] reposting my work and just cropping out chuuya— which is still hilarious but also uncomfortable to see.

I’ve blocked them in both platforms and turned my off my visibility in the tumblr search. Am also thinking abt completely stop posting on twt just bc i think there are more pseudo accs and private qrts there :,)) But tumblr has been a place that offered me a lot of comfort and kindness so i don’t want to let go of this acc yet. I’m humbly asking if you know any antis/troll accounts or users i should be wary of here please let me know. Thank you so much.

#help #they are funny but also weird #and honestly i draw for myself so if ends up like this i might as well go back to my internetless basement like the good old times lmao #im fairly new to the whole internet fandom community so i really dont know much about these antis : #anyways thank you for reading :)) #kinda sad how my tumblr safe space to go delusional gets like this rip bozo ig

[philosophiessss]

Best part of the midnight burger S4 premier was when they were having fun and it basically just sounded like friends messing around together! Like I'd believe you if you said those giggly bits were outtakes but no it's scripted they love each other!! They're friends!! And they're silly sometimes!!

#kinda spoilers but i also really liked that gloria got to be sad and then cheered up #also i loved david hes so good #i also lowkey thought that him and ava were flirting a bit and now i have a deep need for him to sleep with someone from the diner #dont care who it would just be funny for the father in law jokes with casper #and casper would be so mad #i dont think this will happen but it would be so good #midnight burger