My favorite thing about getting into new fandoms is following a couple of ppl at first and then finding out you followed the problematic ones with all the contrarian opinions
i am once again thinking about stepbros jacemond au where religious nut alicent (affectionate) forces the whole family to attend sunday church service every sunday while unbeknownst to her, her secretly depraved second son always manages to talk her oldest stepson into letting him fuck him right before church every sunday.
like imagine alicent’s concern when her sweet and usually very devoted stepson jace can’t seem to sit still in the pews or pay attention during service but instead tries to avoid looking at all the crosses within their general vicinity. ( what she doesn’t know is that he thinks he’s gonna burst into flames for committing sodomy minutes prior to entering the church because aemond was quite literally just in his guts less than 20 minutes ago with his stupid cross necklace dangling right in jace’s face for the entirety of it.)
I don’t understand why all them Rangers all say that Halt teaching (read: Forcing) Will and Gilan to put honey in their coffee is such a disgusting disgraceful thing.
“I see Halt is still passing in his bad habits”
HELLO?! HAVE YOU TRIED HONEY IN COFFEE?! WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT IF YOURE SAYING THAT!
I love characters with sleep trauma. I love characters who’ve been put under a sleeping curse and now the thing that’s supposed to be the most calming and relaxing is a horrific fear
hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?