fellas, is it gay to handcuff yourself to ur new coworker, go on an adventure, then have a heart to heart moment all because he has major trust issues?
I saw something your rebloged with medieval and equating it to Hob....I present you with modern day Hob is an actor where he plays a Knight at Medieval times, specifically the black and white knight. Morpheus doesn't know this so you practically drag him along and when he sees Hob and you cast Hob a wink, Morpheus ends up catching the rose, earning Hobs favor 🤩🥰
ACCCCEEEEEEEEEE YESSSSSSSSS
Like Hob doing it as a side gig and goes full medieval character (while internally complaining about the accuracy but hey the kids love it and it’s fun so who cares)
And god I have some many ideas/scene for this:
Morpheus and you volunteering one day with Hob and the kids go nuts for the three of you. I’m thinking Morpheus playing the role of king (obviously) and you and Hob are knights dueling to win Morpheus’s affection
Just Hob strutting around as he plays the Knight and is constantly flirting
Morpheus being confused but amused by the whole thing in general and loves the kids reactions knowing their dreams will reflect all of this later on
You and Morpheus visit every weekend to see Hob and you constantly tease/shout at Hob from the crowds
Lowkey you and Morpheus fight to win Hob’s rose (not outwardly but internally you both are ready to leap to grab it. Hob soon figures it out and he now tosses two roses to each of you)