please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person
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Ran across a ‘humans are weird/space orcs/humans in space’ post the other day talking about how humans make up games if they’re stuck somewhere with nothing to do and it just got me thinking about that one game and how aliens would be so baffled
As in THE game, you all know the one (for those reading this I’m so sorry to make you lose ‘the game’ again, if it’s any consolation I have now lost ‘the game’ making this post myself) and just how baffling that is from a non human perspective can you imagine it-
this is for fun? And it’s not even a game game? It’s just saying you lost the game/mentioning ‘the game’ and humans will get irrationally annoyed/upset/angry about it like-
Brian: hey Lee, guess who just lost the game?
Lee: what gam- OH YOU ASSHOLE I HAD A STREAK OF FOUR YEARS GOING!!!
Every alien in the room: ??????
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How do you justify thinking its alright for a mature woman like yourself to engage in stalking towards Jensen during his younger days?
what kind of marty mcfly shit do you think i’m up to?
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'The Robins need to look the same so they pass all as the same Robin'
I'm sorry in what world would a 12 year old Jason Todd pass as an 18 year old Dick Grayson??
And we're not gonna talk about Damian?
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“I get he was groomed but I cannot stand how much he talks about his ex”
HE’S NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS EX. HE’S TALKING ABOUT THE GODDESS OF OH YOU KNOW: MAGIC? THE THING THAT’S BEEN HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE SINCE HE CAN REMEMBER???
Like I don’t see people get nearly as miffed when Shadowheart goes on and on with the Sharran drivel or when Lae’zel praises Vlaakith for taking a shit. GODS FORBID Gale talks about the goddess who fucked over his life. All three of them were abused by their goddess/god-like ruler, but because Shadowheart and Lae’zel didn’t “date” their abusers it’s “different”.
Like I get this entire post is an overreaction on my part, but you don’t have to even like Gale to understand he’s not “just talking about his ex”. He’s literally talking about the goddess who presides over the thing he’s obsessed with—the thing that his mastery and talent in has defined his entire existence since he can remember.
He’s not obsessed with Mystra, he’s obsessed with magic. He’s not yapping on about Mystra, he’s yapping on about magic. It seems like he’s talking about Mystra because he literally believes Mystra to be magic itself (part of the grooming) SO OF COURSE HE’S GOING TO TALK ABOUT MYSTRA.
I’m gonna delete this later tho, I just get salty about this topic. 😭😂
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