#it’s stuff off the top of my head

[buggachat]

im gonna be honest i think the "adrien being a sentimonster was randomly thrown in season 4 with no planning on the writers' part" theory is really funny. like the writers of this show are just so bad at their job and so stupid that they tripped and fell in season 1 episode mr pigeon and accidentally spilled "a strange relationship to feathers" all over adrien by accident. they stubbed their toe on the coffee table and accidentally set up a mystery surrounding emilie's relationship to a feathery miraculous in season 1 volpina before we even knew what its powers were. then they spilled coffee all over their favorite shirts and at the same time spilled more white feathers around adrien in season 2 episode gorizilla. while writing the same episode someone had a really nasty sneeze and got boogers all over the script that said "use the imagery of two twin rings intertwined as the opener for the film of adrien's dead mother". they forgot to look both ways before crossing the street while writing the season 2 finale and were struck by a truck labeled "the peacock miraculous gives life" and then by a second truck with the license plate "it does so using white feathers identical to the white feathers that surround adrien in his ads" at the same time. they plummeted down an open manhole and hit the ground with a loud whack that sounded like "sentimonsters like bugette are just as real as any human..... and isn't bugette so...... perfect?" in season 3. on their way to the hospital they slipped on ice that had frozen in such a way to perfectly resemble the sentence "the word 'perfect' is consistently used throughout the series and by the creator ominously to denote how characters like adrien and kagami are 'different from everyone else', ever since season 1 episode simon says". during season 3 someone on the team got food poisoning and when they threw up felix came out instead and started another whacky series of comedic errors. the answer to the mystery of "how and why did emilie die? what life did adrien's loving mother create that she was willing to die for?" was originally gonna be "idk maybe she just exploded or somehting" probably, but then there was a really painful rock in one of the writers' shoes while walking to work that put them in a mood so bad that they forgot their original plan and instead made some bullshit up that somehow ended up being something that made sense with what we knew and put all the puzzle pieces together and actually made the show even more interesting and impactful on a rewatch because it put a lot of shots that at the time seemed random into a new and logical perspective as clear foreshadowing. it's actually impressive how stupid these silly clown writers are that they put strangely specific things so consistently throughout the entire series that resembled foreshadowing while never actually having intended it a single time! like........... really.......... really impressive............... i think..............

#i am so sorry that this is a horrible wall of text #i honestly didnt think it would end up this long. this is just stuff off the top of my head lol #ml fandom salt #kind of?

[altioraanthropos]

#homestuck #karkat vantas #chainsaw man #this is rudimentary stuff but its all i could think of off the top of my head

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play? #Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track. #The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic. #A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing! #I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact. #It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn. #Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle. #Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators! #You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head. #I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.

[talleryn]

Genre of show I’ve been watching recently:

“Hey you see that kid who is very cool and also very talented”

“Yeah why?”

“Yeah they’re like 12”

“OH WOW”

“Want to go traumatise them?”

“… yeah absolutely”

#this works for so much stuff #like just off the top of my head this is already four shows #the bad batch #avatar the last airbender #percy jackson #the Witcher #tbb #tbb omega #Star Wars #star wars the bad batch #atla #avatar live action #avatar #atla brainrot #atla shitpost #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo brainrot #cirilla of cintra #witcher ciri #shitpost

[sonknuxadow]

collection

#sorry i saw someone say sonic and tails dont see eachother as family at all again and it annoyed me #this isnt even all of the times theyve said it this is just a bunch of stuff i remembered off the top of my head #and also sonic has called tails little bro SO many times across different media that it would be impossible to track them all down #but i tried to include stuff from different media to show that this isnt a thing thats exclusive to one continuity or one period of time #because those are arguments i see people use to prove theyre not brothers #but even if it WAS something that is mentioned a lot in earlier sonic media and not so much in recent stuff. #not mentioning something as often anymore doesnt automatically make it non canon?? especially if theres no new info contradicting it #sonic frontiers spoilers #the sage picture probably looks irrelevant to people who havent played frontiers #but she was talking about sonic and tails there which is why i included it #also i put that aosth clip instead of screenshots from it because i didnt think a couple screenshots would do it justice #you really have to see the whole thing

[haunted-xander]

kh2 except Sora & Riku stay on the islands and go to a school post-game and also this happens bc I think it's funny

#'why is quistis here' BECAUSE in MY head the remaining main casts of any ff game that has any rep in kh #exists somewhere in that universe theyre just doing stuff off-screen bc they arent involved with Plot #quistis is the student council president at the school on destiny island i have decided #riku #soriku #tidus #selphie tilmitt #wakka #quistis trepe #and the top of kairis head but that doesnt warrant a tag #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 2 #the only real reason this is specifically kh2 is bc i wanted to draw long-hair riku lol #kh #kh2 #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[blackberriebrambles]

More Hazbin animal headcanons with little to no explanation:

Husk:

cannot see glass

cannot see things close up very well but has excellent vision for things far away

will chase light reflections on the wall. Angel thinks this is hilarious. They don't speak of it.

hates when people stick things near his face bc whiskers (they're sensitive)

zoomies at 3 am

takes forever in the bathroom (both cats and birds spend a lot of time grooming themselves)

expressive tail and ears!

expressive feathers!

loves to be petted but would never admit it, esp on his head/back of his neck

can't taste sugar

scratches the furniture

Angel Dust:

Very good spatial awareness

good at knitting/weaving/other textile arts

very strong for his size

i don't actually know much about spiders. Venom, maybe?

can jump very high/far

Sir Pentious:

Uses his tongue to smell

cold blooded! loves to lounge in warm, sunny areas

sheds skin

looks like he's a cobra so venomous

can sense vibrations but also cannot hear very well

hates stairs

no eyelids

sleeps when it's cold

Alastor:

surprisingly stealthy

very good night vision

blinded by bright lights

secretly likes being around people

very good senses; hearing, smell, etc

flight/freeze response

expressive ears (loved seeing his ears move around on the show!)

+BONUS Valentino:

his eyes are shit and he eats his clothes

#hazbin hotel #headcanons #this is mostly silly #just stuff off the top of my head #but meh #husk #angel #sir pentious #alastor #valentino

[lafragolina]

just kill me

#this whole article is bad but this was the WORST #not even for the reason you think (819 reasons) #Eliza you've already heard this rant but #if I can be way too sincere and long-winded for a moment #'always if I ask him something he helps' #how many quotes do we have from teammates over the years saying that exact thing #michael latta saying 'it doesn't matter if you're a top pair dman or a 4th line peasant; he'll do anything to help you' #christian djoos saying 'he's always there for you no matter what time or place. if something's up he's always there' #HHA saying recently nicke gave him his number and told him 'if you need anything just call me and I can help you' #carly in that interview when this was announced saying how nicke has been the support for everyone in that locker room from himself and osh #to guys who haven't been there long like strome and even pacioretty #I know holts and batya and andre and rasmus and jojo and tj and tom and karl alzner have all said stuff like this too #and that's just who I can think of off the top of my head #like. that's it. that's nicke. #if you ask him something. he helps. #for such an amazing athlete. for such a crucial part of making hockey A Thing in DC. #what his teammates want to talk about is his kindness #and that speaks so highly of him and is so genuinely admirable to me and worth aspiring to #I don't want to put anyone on a pedestal because we don't know these guys #but like. in terms of impact. nicke really genuinely made me try to be a better more thoughtful more actively outreaching friend #because I saw the way his teammates talked about him and that's how I want to be thought of. #I want people to know I'll be there for them. & not that I haven't been willing to do that but I've been more active about offering it #and part of that genuinely is because of his example #there's a million other things about his kindness I could mention before I even get to his hockey but this has already gone on far too long #so anyway #he is so dear to me #I hope he is happy and healthy #and that he knows how loved he is #nicklas backstrom #hockey

[alisoncooper]

a list of crimes committed by alison cooper:

assault (technically not committed on purpose, but could’ve been construed as such by the builder who she, very violently, threw a mug at)

failure to comply with building regulations (was told the house was structurally unsafe after building work and not to have X-amount of people in one room at any one time, but lied about it for monetary gain which then led to a workplace accident)

blackmail (knew about barclay’s tax avoidance and used it against him to save herself money in legal fees)

confidence trickery/fraud (conned several paranormal investigators)

criminal damage (punctured a guest’s tyres)

bribery (to stop her driveway being “fixed” by the council)

told the captain he couldn’t sing (isn’t actually a crime but should be)

bonus morally dubious behaviour:

genuinely thought barclay was going to die and was happy to let him do so without helping him as long as he didn’t die on her land

#i don't know why i made this list tbh #i just think it's funny #bbc ghosts #i think she should be allowed to commit more crimes #let alison kill a man #also there might be stuff i forgot but these were the ones i could think of off the top of my head #my favourite petty criminal <3 #effie rambles

[bright-and-burning]

let it be known that This is the Vision that came to me the second i saw the gifs from today (gif from @argentinagp here)

#no joke i was like . *thats so raven sounds* carey mulligan's oscars dress cropped to right below the knees. #something so funny to me about this being her oscars dress . bc now it is . oscar's dress #i want u all to know that this is what my brain looks like. #i see photo i go omg that looks like-- and then sometimes the visual is so strong i have to break out the shitty off-brand photoshop #i feel like the artbutmakeitsports guy (comes up w art off the top of his head) but for really . unhinged stuff #op #mine.edit #mine #i am trusting that this will find its audience.

[theboytatu]

what i would do if i owned sm entertainment

give aespa three comebacks per year. buy their own videogame. give ningning full creative freedom to do anything she wants

give red velvet another full album cause wdym they're almost 9 year olds with only two full albums. make another seulrene comeback and put joy and yeri in another subunit while we're at it

give shinee their own label and put a clause that doesn't allow taemin to work in more than one album/group during the same quarter.

give exo a world tour that is actually worldwide. well first send kai and sehun to the military immediately seriously can we please stop dragging this on

stop debuting nct men effective immediately. take mahae and put them in a forced rest for a year at least and then put them in nct 127 only.

disband nct dream

get sungtaro and the rookies and debut them in their own group. give retroactive checks to sungtaro for their wasted years

give tvxq a comeback. in the same vein as taemin's clause but completely opposite they sign a contract that forces them to put at least two comebacks (solo or group) per year

after sehun and kai are back from the military give exo winter albums again. make exo put out music at least twice a year for the rest of time or until the second exo gets a wife

re: wayv. put out a statement saying lucas is not in sm anymore and he will never come back. put renjun in wayv. make ten a soloist and give him worldwide promotions until it makes up for the years of neglect. sign the rest of wayv to a us label and promote them in the west with pussy popping english releases no more chinese promo again (unless they want it)

#and this is just off the top of my head #exo #aespa #nct #nct 127 #wayv #shinee #tvxq #red velvet #i know i'm missing like snsd and other stuff but this is the main plan

[coquelicoq]

love kim dokja's non sequitur answer to people thinking he's into yoo joonghyuk: "i like women." okay? good for you?? quick question totally unrelated but have you heard of bisexuality.

#'do you like this man?' 'i like women.' okay. totally irrelevant bestie <3 #also the amount of genderfluidity in this series is like. way above my expectations #i just got to the breaking the sky sword saint arc and i'm pretty sure yjh has to turn into a lady whenever he uses that technique?? #AND i think he asked biyoo to cut kdj's screen in part so that kdj wouldn't see him turn into a lady??? #rotating him. centrifugally. #and that's just one guy. han sooyoung and jang hayoung and nirvana just off the top of my head also have Gender Stuff #plus kim dokja's orv stage 3 where he just inserts his consciousness into the bodies of his buddies of any gender <3 #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #bi #kdj #my posts #f #kim dokja is literally one of the most bisexual characters to ever and he appears to have zero awareness of this fact #which is great bi rep at least for me lol. some of us are stupid!

[unexpectedbrickattack]

heehee (pepstavo under the cut)

#arts #mine #saucy #pepstavo #easing everyone in w the cute shit first #can u believe i forgot about this???? CAN U BELIEVE IT ??? #this is like one of the first things i drew back in like April i think #i still love it tho #recently i have been drawing them doing some heehee shit instead of the cutesy shit so i need this to stay humble #remember my roots… #anyway if ur still reading this hooray u get bonus stuff like usual w my tags #giving him a huge praise kink. he is doing SUCH a good job he is doing the best job EVER #this would be a bit further in their relationship (pending™️) where the intimacy walls are slowly being worn down #so hes seeking out touch and affection and all that goodness instead of reflexively flinching away #and gus SEES this so hes trying so hard to encourage him like BLEASE….i did not dick around for months for this to NOT pay off #he is a patient man but theres only so much patience one Can have #and that patience IS rewarded #its funny bc i write gus as like. a top. a general Dom bc he is both patient and assertive #and hes met someone he GENUINELY w his WHOLE chest wants to bottom for and he cant do it bc this bigass dude is a lil princess™️ #and so for now he is being the big boy but hes like counting down in his head when theyre able to get to a space comfy enough for him #where he gets to get his back blown out (its soon) #i hope that doesnt make it seem like hes only being nice to get dicked down bc he is actually always this nice #and full of love bursting at the seams #which results in endless praise and pdas and being a bit more playful than usual (bc he is a silly lil joyous gnome; its built in his dna) #so peppino will simply have this forever :) #okay mwah #i will slowly upload my stuffs since twitter is exploding and anyone who isnt niceys about this will be obliterated #like for reals

[confused-stars]

pictures of me

#german stuff #(i don't really know off the top of my head how to translate the first one. but the second one is called 'emotional donkey') #german tumblr #idk how to make this reach anyone i never tag for visibility

[moonsbijou]

i was reborn as the disposable black girlfriend of the male lead but i am taking control of the narrative now

#or i was reborn as the black token sidekick to the mean girl in the story but am taking control of the narrative #poc #woc #bgm #fictional black girl #black girl character #black girl characters #invincible #boy meets world #black girl magic #my post #my posts #a black girl’s isekai lol #the good place #awkward. #danny phantom #grey ghost #the summer i turned pretty #think this is the second reason i got into writing fanfic lol #but now i am just trying to focus on original stuff #13 reasons why #supernatural #okay all the ones i can think of off the top of my head lol

[angelhusbandry]

[primal fear 1996 ending spoilers]

been thinking about primal fear a lot again lately and it’s led me to think about the way people engage with it online and the most fascinating phenomenon to me is people who like it but hate the ending because i get where they’re coming from! when i first watched it, i identified a lot with aaron, and the ending twist made me suddenly very uncomfortable! but i took some time to analyze that discomfort and guys, i think it’s genius.

like: by the time you get to the twist you know the score. and like veneable said, she would’ve done it too! anyone would’ve done it! the twist isn’t that aaron did or didn’t do it — once we get to roy we know on some level he did — but the twist is that he didn’t feel bad about it. and he doesn’t need to! aaron stampler is a “villain” because he is not a sympathetic enough victim anymore. he had something bad happen to him and he responded. he’s able to construct himself as the perfect victim, something vail both pities and is all too ready to exploit (trying to “draw out” roy etc) and vail is shattered because he was tricked. because he supported someone who should’ve been supported, but wouldn’t have if he knew was more complicated than the easy, digestible version of a victim he was willing to support

when people make “aaron actually has DID” or “roy is real” aus so he can be demure and happy and vail can be his dad you are continuing the thought that caused aaron to do what he did, that aaron would’ve needed to be helpless, unaware, more pitiable to have been worth sympathy. but he’s not! he’s not a necessarily good person. and i have a great sympathy and love for him because of that, not despite that. what he did is material, and that’s what makes it defensible, not how he thought of it or his true personal feelings behind it. i can relate more to a “bad victim” than i can to the fake version of aaron stampler that he created to force people who don’t actually care about victims to accept due to a complete lack of complexity. but he’s a complex guy. and i love that for him ❤️

#does this make sense… i’m literally about to see a movie in theatre so this is just an off the top of my head screed #i do think u can make the argument the movie frames him as Evil but i don’t think that makes the ending less good #and also i think it’s the way vail feels so it works for me #primal fear #aaron stampler #primal fear spoilers #my post #EDIT: someone decided this was vauging them so i feel compelled to add it’s not. i’m not involved with fandom like that i don’t know you ppl #being into fanon or aus or whatever is fine but it’s not the people i post for cause i don’t like that stuff very much #this is a make ocs or directly interpret the text zone