#it’s the homies

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

#i was having such a rough day but i think this cured me #you dont understand how hysterical i was after watching this #homies is it gay to kiss another truck driver at a red light

[rokkunzenith]

#art #my artwork #bg3 #illustration #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 art #bg3 fanart #fuck mystra #bg3 mystra #all my homies hate mystra #bg3 gale #tav #tara the tressym #tara bg3 #fanart #artwork #funny #polls #tumblr polls

[beif0ngs]

Hobie being Miles' #1 supporter, hype man & homie 👊🏿

#Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse #Across the Spiderverse #marveledit #animationedit #Hobie Brown #Spider Punk #Miles Morales #Spiderman #atsvedit #ATSV #*mine #Hobie rhymes with Homie because he's a real one!!! #he been lookin' out for Miles from the moment they met 🥺 #and the way he hopped towards Miles in the first gif!!!!! #HOW CAN SOMEONE BE BOTH THIS COOL AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME UGH

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!! #its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!! #drinks #heat #dehydration #this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also #this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated #because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything #listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!! #drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything #please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!! #honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets #but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane. #it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration #YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!

[patema-introverted]

#fuck minimalism all my homies hate minimalism #among us #christmas #nativity #amongus #amogus

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #jeremy fitzgerald #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #FINALLY more of Jeremy!! #sorry it’s taken so long for more of this boy but he returns 🩵 #Mike doing a self burn here too #HE knows very well he doesn’t have friends so how Michael got one #(​Mike has one friend too and that’s Jeremiah) #Least Mike made Jeremy laugh- #Jeremy just got here and his homie already being out on blast #I love the idea of Jeremy and Michael actually being friends #like Michael is awful anti social monster and he’s buddies with the most chipper guy ever #it’s good bit I think it’ll be fun to explore that more! #I gotta draw Jeremy more after this #there’s sm to draw with him 💜💜 #I hope yall like him and his design!!

[dannysboi]

#made this to corral the homies for cannibal munchies in sons of the forest :3 #jermaposting #dannycore

[professoraurabolt]

Something something Weezer refrence.

#reigen arataka #cecil gershwin palmer #sans undertale #the onceler #tumblr sexyrematch #tumblr sexymen poll #aura art #whats with these homies??? dissing my tumblr sexyman??? #they're friends now

[baldurspeen69420]

Tav: Thank you for trusting me with your vampirism, Astarion. I'm going to help you and make sure Cazador can't take you back no matter what :))

Astarion: "aw you're so sweet haha" (what a stupid fucking asshole, it's going to be so easy to manipulate this dumbass, I got this shit in the bag)

Astarion, a week later in his romance progression, staring at the ceiling of his tent: O h N o

#bg3 #baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #he got duped #homie cant even do a run of the mill seduction plot correctly without catching feelings what an IDIOT

[eliounora]

congrats on the win🎉

#i wanted to draw payne looking defeated in the background but homie did not fit #narumitsu #klapollo (implied) #ace attorney #my art

[tubbytarchia]

This is the first proper kiss I've ever drawn, anyway so Real Life huh

#the only mouth to mouth kisses Ive drawn before this point (which is like three) have all been covered up. This moment was too compelling #smallidarity #trafficshipping #sigh feeling a lot of things about them lol #Let the homies kiss please #tubby art

[cerasus--flores]

having some anticorporation feefees after 2.1

#fuck the uk- i mean the ipc all my homies hate the ipc #ciaran rambling on #honkai star rail #hsr spoilers #aventurine #jade hsr

[redavexat]

#196 #r/196 #r196 #rule #Bernardo the homie

[camishroom]

drew silly things all week because i was sick so here are some memes with my durge Esper

#dnd #bg3 tav #bg3 #bg3 durge #fuck mystra all my homies hate mystra #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 fanart #bg3 halsin #halsin #dark urge #bg3 memes #bg3 spoilers #dnd character

[u3pxx]

harry du bois found dead in martinaise

#based on that one post on tumbly it was on my mind #sorry for shitposting it will happen always DFGHJD #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #sunnysidedoodles #shoutout to my homie volition ily volition #described #id in alt text #sunnysidedisco

[kirain]

I want to take a moment to talk about Gale's "obsession" with Mystra, because I've had that thrown at me a lot when discussing his character with players who hate him.

First off, I'd like to emphasize a point that many people already know: Mystra groomed him. Though his exact age when she "slept" with him isn't known, a new document that's been supplied in the epilogue confirms he was merely "eight summers" old when she took him under her wing and sent Elminster to find him. Mystra, in fact, has a vast history of grooming little boys, to the point that many parents hide their sons from her gaze if they show an early aptitude for magic. Though Gale did have other lovers before her, Mystra was really all he knew throughout his childhood, and the power dynamic was not equal. It makes sense that he'd have trouble pulling away from her at first, especially since she convinced him that she/the Weave were his only value in life.

Second, I want to discuss something most players probably aren't aware of. In D&D lore, there's a place called the City of Judgement. This is essentially D&D limbo, where all mortal souls go to be judged after death. Bad news for atheists, if you don't believe in or worship any gods, you're known as a "faithless", and since no gods will grant a faithless entry into their domain, your soul becomes part of the Wall of the Faithless.

In short, a faithless' soul will be sucked into the wall, where it will guard the city and suffer endless torment for all eternity. This fate isn't only reserved for faithless, however; it's also a punishment for fallen Chosen or anyone who's been abandoned by their gods. Like Gale. He's absolutely terrified, and he tells you as much if you romance him. If you keep things platonic, he alludes to it during the "go to hell" scene. This is compounded by the fact that raiding demons sometimes attack the City of Judgement, tear souls from the wall, and drag them to the Abyss, where they're used to spawn new low-level demons or to feed their masters. There's no good ending, whether a soul remains trapped in the wall or not.

Gale doesn't explicitly say it, but he's contemplating his own death here, as he probably did the entire time he was locked away in his tower. This is why he's so quick to agree to kill himself for Mystra's forgiveness. It's not because he's "obsessed" with her or because he wants her back, it's because he'll literally go to hell if he can't convince her he's worthy of her twisted sense of forgiveness. By the time we meet Gale, he's honestly over Mystra in all romantic sense, and even more so by Act 2, whether you romance him or not. He's simply...

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 tav #tav #larian studios #elminster #all my homies hate mystra #dnd #d&d #astarion #lae'zel #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #karlach #mystra