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rotisseries · 4 months
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THAT’S SO COOL????? I’m not into video games but GOD they reincarnate and are in love every time??? princess and knight??? also I’ve been wanting to say this for ages but link is sooooo gender. you get it
so. they are in love in the sense that nintendo is queerbaiting me. queerbaiting me with a "straight" couple (they are lesbians). they are not canon they kissed only in the second ever zelda game when there was only the barest story and they were nothing more than pixel sprites and they have not been canon since. and because every game is technically a different link and a different zelda, each individual game varies on how shippable they actually are? like, I'm not very far through twilight princess yet but I've heard they're pretty much just coworkers in that one. the three latest mainline games though, they're like. they're pretty much canon in all but name like you could say it's platonic but like at that point you are running on loads of denial. the three latest mainline games are skyward sword, which is the first link and zelda, the start of the cycle. the plot ENTIRELY revolves around how much link loves zelda. cause they're best friends, hyrule as a kingdom doesn't even exist yet (they live on an island in the sky) she falls to earth and is running around having to discover that she's a reincarnated goddess (that's a whole angst factor btw bc the goddess (hylia) had to fight demise and she won but knew it was temporary and knew demise would have to be defeated again, and that he would need to be defeated with the power of the triforce, which can only be wielded by humans, so she decided basically that she'd need a loyal human knight, and so she reincarnated into a human girl because a girl is loved in the way a goddess isn't and she knew someone would love a human girl enough to save her WHICH HAPPENS so basically zelda gets to have an identity crisis was she just dragging link towards this destiny the whole time? did she truly love him? did he truly love her? are they puppets in this grand plan? "I'm still your zelda" she says to him, but is she??? drives me nuts) and he, ever loyal, keeps running after her to save her again and again and again (link is so dog coded there's a great botw fic about this), and then they defeat demise and he curses them and link is just some guy who went through ALL THIS SHIT cause he LOVED zelda. what if you were in love with your best friend and it cursed you and your descendants for the rest of time this is so francesca by hozier I'd tell them put me back in it I'd go through it again if i could hold you for a minute. and then the next two mainline games are breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom and breath of the wild involves an amnesia plot so you basically watch link fall in love with zelda a second time and then in tears of the kingdom they are. common law married. they share a house. there's only one bed. do NOT get me FUCKING STARTED on the hateno house. and nintendo still plays FUCKING COY zelda's english va has to be like "they... have a really close bond...." this is how I know they're queer you wouldn't do this with straight people. and then people also ship ocarina of time (most popular and well known game of the series most praised for its story) zelink a lot but that's an older game I haven't played yet so I can't speak on them. zelda is so transmasc in that one though this I know. I talk about link being genderqueer a fair amount and everyone on this internet knows link is trans but trust. zelink is t4t
#also I love that you said “princess and knight” like it's another awesome factor about them cause yes so true#but so many people are like “UGH the princess and knight trope🙄” LIKE YOU DON'T GET IT!!! IT'S ABOUT DEVOTION!!!#tbf the zelda plot is always that you have to save zelda and nintendo won't break out of this winning formula#so I suppose for a lot of people it just feels sexist and tired and whatnot#but I've played only the latest games so I'm able to look past it cause zelda manages to still be a really good character from the sideline#also. they're literally in love. um. why do you hate true love and soulmates#anyway TECHNICALLY they're not in love every time. cause. as I said. twilight princess#(also there's some zelda games that don't follow the standard plot (such as link's awakening which I've played its SO GOOD btw)#so there isn't. a zelda and ganon. so obviously no zelink there)#but whether or not they're actually romantically involved I do think it's critical that they are SO SO SO SO IMPORTANT to each other#in which case if they are genuinely just coworkers in twilight princess I do think that's a failing of twilight princess#ask#witch-of-aiaia#hi aiaia!#also. fun detail here. link is a silent protag and they tend to make him a bit of a blank slate in the games#so when I say zelink is in love I am simultaneously working with the bare ass minimum in regards to link#and yet also so so so much cause of the everything he does for her#zelda being a reincarnated goddess/from the line of a reincarnated goddess is so crazy insane to me btw#she's links patron goddess he's her ever loyal servant they're UGHHHHHH#I could talk forever about them. evidently. they're so important to me. only couple I've written fic for
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My sleep schedule was great for the first month or so after moving into the new apartment! I went to bed at the same time as my partner and woke up early, too! It felt really good, not because it's what my body wanted but because I've been taught to hate myself for waking up any later than 9 (and even 9 is pretty bad - 'why are you so lazy?? why are you still asleep at 9?? you're a bad person and should be ashamed!' my brain tells me)
It's three months later now and my days all look like this:
spend all day trying to clean/organise/get the apartment ready finally, be exhausted and stop around 21:00 - feeling like I haven't done anything at all all day because it doesn't look like anything has gotten done
eat dinner and watch TV with my partner, often half asleep already
fall asleep on the couch soon after my partner goes to bed because I'm sooo sure I'm still awake enough to stay up and do something fun before going to bed
sleep for 4-7 hours on the couch (occasionally waking up to pet the cats and feel bad for not being in bed yet, and sometimes enough to do something for a couple minutes before falling asleep again)
go to bed around 5-6 in the morning, my back hurting, my brain disappointed in me, feeling live I've failed again
wake up around 11-13:00 and stay in bed for at least another hour, usually more, because I'm too tired and what's the point in getting up anyway
and repeat over and over again.
I'm tired all the time, I feel like nothing is improving and everything is a mess and awful and it's all my fault, and I can't even do the one thing that 'normal people' are supposed to do (go to bed and get up at a reasonable time)
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goldenhypen · 7 months
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→ ENHYPEN’S RED FLAGS !! ⚠︎
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PAIRING | ot7 x fem!reader
GENRE | crack
WORD COUNT | 1.3k
WARNINGS | mentions of food; reader is referred to as “girl”; i’m pretty sure it’s fine but it is possible i made mistakes w the tenses (i’m still tryna get used to writing more in present tense T-T)
DISCLAIMER | THIS IS NOT IN ANY WAY A FORM OF HATE TOWARDS ENHYPEN (pls i love these boys w my entire being how could i) this is a joke so don’t take this too seriously lol
A/N | had the time of my life choosing pics for the moodboard btw they had me out here cackling at 3 am (first red flag: i’m out here losing sleep bc of them !! smh)
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이희승 ! HEESEUNG
too handsome… how can you stand to look at that devilishly handsome face without ever passing out due to lack of oxygen in your lungs when he’s always taking your breath away?! also y’all become way too popular; people are always staring at you two (not only heeseung but you too obviously 😏), it’s tiring being so famous yk 🙄
good at everything… it’s lowk invigorating sometimes bc he’s always outdoing you in everything. when you play games, he’s beating you; when you’re having fun at karaoke, he’s always out-singing you or showing off with his fancy riffs and harmonies; when you’re playing sports together, he always has a way of beating you, no matter what the sport. he even manages to do better at the simple task of making ramyeon. and we all know that’s only to list a few. it’s just so tiring having such a perfect bf 😔
박종성 ! JAY
jawline is too sharp… you cup his jaw as you kiss him then suddenly you hurt your hand on his sharp jawline !! it’s not fair that you have to sacrifice your hands every day just because he looks so good.
cooks for everyone… because he cooks so much, you can’t just be hanging out watching him be all hot and sexy as he cooks for everyone all the time !! you’ve had enough of back hugging him, cheek pressed against his firm back muscles (they’re so strong, it hurts your face !!), or smelling and eating all the delicious food,,, you just wanna spend alone time with your man, without the kitchen as the third wheel :’D your bf is just so husband material, and being able to provide for everyone aside from just you and him is just so, totally, very much, rlly unattractive (that’s sarcastic btw i actually couldn’t come up w any negative points to this why would anyone hate that about him-)
심재윤 ! JAKE
always has his tongue hanging outside of his mouth or his teeth sunk into his bottom lip with a smirk… no wonder my man always has ulcers lol jk i have no idea how that actually works,, but you can never kiss him cuz his mouth hurts !! but he’s too hot for you to handle anyways so- sometimes he’ll be all seductive with that smirk after swiftly swiping his tongue over his lips and you have to literally take a moment to compose yourself before he wraps his hands around your waist, biting his bottom lip before leaning in to kiss you,, oh my heart :’>
loves his dog too much… sure, loving layla taught him ways on how to love on his own future girl, but you didn’t realize how long it would take him to transfer the title of his most favourite girl from layla to you. you were always competing with a dog and yes, she’s cute but how was this fair?! so let’s just say it took many years of hard work and determination until you finally stole that hard earned title.
박성훈 ! SUNGHOON
doesn’t hang out with enough girls… so he has no experience when it comes to dating you. even before dating you, he was basically a total clutz. not being around girls enough made him feel nervous whenever he was around them due to lack of experience. and so whenever it came to you at first, he was always a nervous wreck and super awkward. and even after dating you, though he is so much better and confident, he still has his slip ups and tends to get super shy whenever you make him flustered (which occurs a lot more often than you’d imagine)! alexa play ‘super shy’ by newjeans 👖
too funny… he randomly comes out with these stupidly funny jokes or comments that make you laugh so hard, it makes your tummy, cheeks and lungs hurt. whenever you tell him you’re gonna die of laughter, you’re not joking.
김선우 ! SUNOO
too sassy… like why does he always have to react with his eye rolls or side eyes whenever you tease him, with that snarky scoff. and then when he’d tease you back, he’d just take the remarks to a whole other level. but occasionally this sass would be used in your favour; whenever a friend would tease you, he’d always get very defensive and have the best comebacks. actually depending on how close you two are with the friend, he once in a while would take the side of your friend and just tease you harder.
perfect figure… he outdoes you all the time. like sunoo give us ladies a chance to shine?? he’s always stealing the spotlight, it’s annoying sometimes !! 🙄 like yes, you (y/n) are always hot and super attractive (self confidence!!! you deserve to love yourself 😌) but for some reason people are always complimenting sunoo’s body instead of yours. but let me let you in on a little secret… it’s only because it’s obvious you’re the one who’s clearly more physically attractive. and who states the obvious these days anyway? hmph 😌
양정원 ! JUNGWON
too loveable… in other words,, there’s nothing to ever (playfully) hate on him with or tease him about !! so boring 👎👎👎 like you just constantly wanna love on him. he can be teasing you about an embarrassing moment of yours that happened just a couple minutes ago, and then you try to think of a comeback but then you take one glimpse into his eyes and suddenly you’re melting on the spot as your mind is wiped of everything you could’ve ever thought up in one quick moment. and suddenly you can only think about the things about him that give you warm, fluffy feelings. HE COULD BE DOING THE BARE MINIMUM AND YOURE FULL HEART EYES FOR HIM he’s just perfect. so unfair and so not fun 👎👎
duality… DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT HE SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEART TO LOOK AFTER ???? like what about your well being ??? how about YOUR FEELINGS ???? like you’re constantly being emotionally pulled this way and that cuz one second he’ll be the cutest bf ever with his bread cheeks and fluffy smile when all of a sudden he has a dance to practice and all of a sudden he’s in performance mode, and his duality is just insane !!! is that even the same jungwonie that was with you just a second ago ???? i think not !!! smh
西村 力 ! NI-KI
too tall; doesn’t stop growing… (if he’s a lot taller than you) how are you gonna kiss him?? how is he gonna kiss you?? no but even if he isn’t a lot taller than you now, this boy doesn’t stop growing. you won’t admit it but it’s actually really romantic and hot the way he’d do things to match your heights, such as the other day when he carried you onto the counter, stood between your legs, and pressed his lips against yours in the hottest kiss you’ve ever shared. it’s simply not okay ???
too good of a dancer… outdoes you in every dance game. like riki at least give us a chance??? i mean sometimes he does, but the competitive side of him always wins and he just ends up beating you anyways like always 🙄 also getting to watch him on stage is like seeing a whole other riki. you mostly know him for his goofy personality, but whenever you get to see him perform, he switches that off and enters his alter ego and it has to be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. so you get the best of both worlds… which obviously isn’t healthy for your heart ???
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s-4pphics · 1 year
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its christmas morning! (e.w)
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omg y’all it’s fucking 4/20 aka my thanksgiving christmas and valentine’s day😳 
wanted to write for my fav pothead for my fav holiday :O ellie ripping bongs has been imprinted on my brain since that scene in the game yall know which one i’m talking about i don't even gotta say it🙄 i am very high rn so if there’s a typo or mistake no!! there’s!! not!! love y’all bye 
wc;cw: 2.7k, oc n ellie r both in college, WEED!!! WEED WEED WEED!!!, 21 savage :p catch it, sexual tension y’all know how i get down, descriptions of sex MDNIIII, dubcon(they’re very high), ellie’s so cute but also a lil mean, hair pulling ;D
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“c’moooon dude, just one hit!” ellie said with a wide grin while softly nudging your shoulder with hers, her packed and filled miniature glass bong and lighter sitting on the coffee table in front of the two of you. 
ellie had sent you a text message after you got out of your last class saying it was her favorite fucking holiday so get ur ass over here! you knew she would hate it if you—her main smoking buddy—missed out on the new bud she got from someone on campus, so you packed an overnight bag with four of your own blunts that you rolled for her(you learned that tropical breeze was her favorite flavored wrap during one of your seshes!), and made your way over to her off-campus apartment complex. you knew there was no way you were going to be able to walk home tonight since you planned to get as fried as humanly possible. 
you’d arrived inside her building and scaled the stairs to the third floor before you banged on her door. fuck, you were winded! what’s up with the elevators not working—
a muffled what’s the password?! had come from the other side of the door as you gasped for air. 
“stop playing games, i’m tired!” 
you’d heard her laugh as the door swung open, revealing an already high, smiling ellie: you were immediately hit with the smell of the weed she’d apparently already smoked. she looked so cozy, her black hoodie and gray sweatpants littered her body, her hair in a loose ponytail. you looked down at her giant frog slippers before she broke the silence between you two. 
“it’s christmas morning! welcome to my trap house!” she’d excitedly squealed out, gesturing for you to come in. 
she guided you to her and her roommate’s living room couch as she lit one of the blunts you rolled (and then another one) for you both to share. you felt relaxed after smoking them down, but you told her you needed more, and she was more than willing to give you that. she’d ran to her bedroom and grabbed her trusted friend, as she called the smoking utensil. 
“i’ve never used one of those before.” 
“…are you fuckin’ serious?” ellie asked with wide, red tinted eyes. 
“um, yeah. why would i lie?” you asked blankly.
“that’s not what i meant, you smoke pretty often so i assumed. my bad.” she put her hands up in defense at your tone. 
“you don’t need to apologize,” you said before pausing to look at the bong. it was pretty: it was clear, but there were hints of blue further down the base. it reminds you of the ocean. you stared at it before breaking the silence. 
“what does it feel like?” 
“what? hitting it?” she asked as she nodded towards the bong on the table. 
you nodded at her, and she shrugged before sarcastically answering. 
“it feels like you're smoking,” she said with dramatic jazz hands. 
you pushed her as she laughed, “obviously, bitch! i mean when you're high. people always talk about it hitting way harder than any other pipe.” 
“because it does! you choke hard as fuck if the rip is big but it feels good afterwards. you smoke, you know what i’m talking about. it’s… the peak is just more… intense with bongs? i guess, i don’t know. i can only take like…three or four good hits, not gonna lie.”
you nodded as you listened to her rambles. ellie’s tolerance was definitely higher than yours, but you could hang—which was one of the main reasons she liked to smoke with you. you always felt nervous to hit from a bong because of all of your friends' horror stories. you heard so many variations of how hard they greened out the first couple of times they did it, and though you’d never admit it to anyone, their experiences freaked you out. you always smoked weed to relax and sleep, not see god. 
“…hm.” 
“what?” ellie smirked at you when she heard your acknowledgement. 
you were looking at the bong intensely as you imagined what your high would be like if you were to smoke out of one: you’d be so embarrassed if ellie was forced to talk you down from a bad trip because you didn’t know your limits. but the mention of its intensity intrigued you. how intense would it be? would you be able to move? think? 
“you wanna hit it and see what happens?” 
her quiet voice caught your attention. you looked to your right and… oh. she was really close to you. when did she get so close? 
“…yeah.” 
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you were now sitting criss crossed on the couch as ellie faced you, packed, water-filled bong and lighter in hand. 
“hitting is pretty easy, but your throat burns like crazy. this is my smallest one, but… yeah, it might choke you.” 
“‘s fine.” 
she hummed in acknowledgment before she said, “i’ll go first just so you can see.” 
you nodded as you watched her put her lips at the opening of the tube. she lit her lighter and circled her flame around the bud-stocked bowl, igniting the flower as smoke slowly began to fill the base of the bong. 
when she was satisfied with the rip, she detached the bowl from the stem and sucked in the smoke, exhaling a large cloud away from your face. she cleared her throat as she passed it to you, “see? easy.” 
you took the bong and lighter from her hands and inspected it. you heard her snort from in front of you, meeting her eyes as you looked up. “it’s not gonna bite you, dude.” 
“i fucking know that,” you said with a soft glare, making her laugh harder. 
she reached over towards the coffee table and grabbed the small baggie of your rolled blunts. she took one out and grabbed another lighter out of her hoodie pocket, lighting the end and puffed on it to ignite the weed. she hadn’t noticed that you’d been watching her the whole time with an intense gaze. 
she finally looked up at you and nodded at your occupied hands. “you gonna hit it?” 
fuck. yeah, you were. you were. you nodded hard. she mumbled out a soft you don’t have to, but you shook your head at her, yes, you do! 
you brought the opening towards your lips and looked at her for approval, earning a small nod as she exhaled her own smoke and smiling, “carry on, young pupil.” 
you lightly kicked your knee against hers, earning a soft laugh. you took a deep breath before igniting the bowl and watched smoke fill the base. you weren’t sure how long you should wait before you took a rip, so you met her eyes again, awaiting instruction. 
“you don’t need to smoke all of that. ‘s a lot.” she advised, slurring slightly, smoke pooling out of her nose as she spoke. you didn’t listen, though. 
you removed the bowl as she did, and sucked in all of it. you breathed out and instantly started coughing up both of your lungs as she laughed, grabbing you a water from the table, opening it, and passing it to you. you dropped the lighter and exchanged the large pipe for the water in her hand. “fuckin’ idiot, i told you not to.” 
you choked harder as tears flooded your eyes, but even in your time of weakness, you flipped her off. she giggled before pretending to bite it off. 
as your coughing eased, you slowly sipped from your bottle and wiped the tears off your cheeks. “bro, what the fuck.” you said dryly, sipping more water. 
she laughed hard at you as she lit and ripped from the bong again. 
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some time passed and you were starting to feel… something different as you came up. you knew you were going to peak soon, but the lift was coming in much harder. much faster. it was making you a bit antsy. 
ellie must’ve noticed your unfocused looks around her living room because she aligned her eyes with yours and whispered out a hey. 
“hi… i think i feel… feel it,” you whispered back, a slight shakiness to your voice. 
“okay. want me to turn some music on?” and you nodded before she could even finish her gentle proposal. you watched her every move as she got up and swiftly made her way over to the kitchen, turning on her speaker. “what you wanna listen to?” 
“g-glock in my lap.” 
“everywhere i’m strapped,” she said as she mimed jerking off with her tongue out. she's so gross… why was it getting you hot? 
she busted out laughing at her own joke before she played it, queueing her own list of songs before returning back to the couch to get in her previous position. 
“what’s your craziest weed story?” you asked the minute she sat down, cutting mumbling of the lyrics off. 
“craziest weed story?” she asked softly as she reignited her stubbed out blunt. 
“bong story. craziest bong story,” you corrected yourself slurrily. oh, this shit was hitting. 
she huffed out a laugh before talking. “…i don’t know if you wanna hear that right now.” 
“why? was it that bad?” 
“it was the exact opposite actually.” she corrected softly. had she leaned a bit closer to you? you couldn’t tell. 
“one of the best highs of my life, to be honest. wish i could go back to that day and just to feel it again.” 
“what happened?” 
she was silent for a moment, looking into your eyes with an intense gaze. 
“i… i met this girl on hinge— don’t fucking laugh!” she said as she smiled. 
it made you laugh harder. “i’m not—i’m not trying to, i promise!” 
she rolled her eyes as she continued. “anyway, we linked up after talking for a bit, and she told me she wanted to match. i drove hours to see her, she was so fuckin’ hot.” 
you hummed as she continued, giggles completely forgotten as your vision tunneled in on her. “so, we meet and we go up to her room. i think… her roommate had company over or something, it was really noisy when i walked in. anyway, we spark up, we’re smoking, and she’s just like hit my bong with me!, and i said sure.” 
you’d been watching her lips move the entire time she was talking. she’d been biting and licking them as she reminisced while hitting the blunt, and it was making your body hot. 
“she hit it first and passed it to me, and i’m like… what the fuck do i do with this contraption? like, you have to understand that it wasn’t a bong like mine. it was wide and long as fuck and the rips were huge. anyway, she showed me but… she was so close to me. like this.”
she leaned closer to you, your noses almost touching. your breathing picked up. “she was just talking me through the first hit, light this, pull that, y’know.” 
to be frank, you didn’t give a shit about this story at all, but you would listen to it over and over again if it meant she’d be this close to your face—
“and sex while high feels so fucking good—“
“huh?” 
“what?” 
“who had sex while high?” 
“… me‘n my hinge date.” 
she squinted her eyes at you before she grinned. “were you listening?” 
“yup.” 
“right.” she said as she cheesed. 
there was silence as you both looked at each other, but she inched a little closer to you and whispered. “wanna know a secret?” 
you nodded instantly. anything anything—
“she made me cum really hard after i hit her bong, like i went completely brain dead.” 
and you sucked in a sharp breath at her little secret before saying, “i’m sure…” 
“you’re sure?” 
“yeah.” 
she nodded at you, passing you the blunt she'd been nursing before she scooted back to reach for her bong and lighter off the table. she hit it again and you watched. you watched her so closely. 
“what’d she do?” you asked as you took a bold hit before stubbing it out on the ashtray on the table.
“who? m’date?” she asked as she blew another cloud away from you. 
you nodded much harder than you should’ve, but you were so curious. 
she smiled at you before elaborating, “so… i hit it, i’m choking hard as fuck, but she’s handing me water and rubbing my back and all of that shit.” 
“i finally calmed down, and we both laid down on her bed, we’re like… facing each other,” she explained, trying to demonstrate their movements through her occupied hands. 
remember when you said you didn’t give a shit about this story? you did. you really did. 
“she just starts… rubbing on my arm and stuff. like barely, but i feel it, and i start relaxing. like… it feels like i’m sinking into her bed. she starts telling me how cute i am and whatever and then… she just kisses me. it’s real cute at first,” she said with a gentle grin. 
“but she… she grabs my hips and pulls me closer… i can’t even remember what happened but i end up on my back and she’s eating me out and fingering me,” she’d been looking off into the distance throughout the whole story, but reconnects her eyes with yours, and they slowly drift down to your lips and you want to kiss her so fucking bad—
“when i came, i kinda just… blacked out, i felt like my brain was gonna come out my ears…like, in a puddle or somethin’ crazy,” she had the audacity to giggle at her statement. she didn’t even care about how wet her story just made you, how rude! 
“…but yeah,” she mumbled and nodded, suddenly averting her gaze from your mouth. she leaned towards the bong in her hand, lighting and ripping from it again.
instead of politely blowing the smoke away from your face like she’d been doing, she held eye contact and blew the cloud towards you, and you breathed it in like you wished to breathe her in. she reached to the side to place the pipe and lighter back on her table and looked down at your twitching hands before she asked, “you okay?” 
you nodded slowly and dazed, slowly blinking at her, and she smirked as she leaned closer to you again. this was the closest she’s been to your face, and all you could do was study her. memorize every detail on her face. she's so, so pretty. 
“ellie.” 
“yeah?” she breathed out and you barely heard it. 
“kiss me.” you replied just as quietly. 
she licked her lips again as she looked down at yours. you were nearly panting like a dog and you could tell she was getting off to your desperation by the smirk on her face. 
you leaned closer to her in attempts to close the distance, but ellie moved away before you could. 
so you tried again. 
and she moved away again. and then she leaned back onto her propped elbows, one of her knees bent up. 
“c’mere.” 
you moved before you could think, shifting onto your wobbly knees to crawl on top of her, your hands on either side of her head as she straightened her legs out so you could straddle her waist.
you felt her warm hands grab your hips to squeeze them. you placed your weight on both your elbows and leaned down so you could finally kiss her. you want a kiss! you want a kiss now! 
your head was yanked back before you could connect your lips to hers, and you let out a shocked, wet gasp as you grinded down on her impulsively. you want more more more—
she snorted at your reaction before bringing her mouth up to your ear to whisper, “i want another hit.” 
her hand loosened in your hair as you watched her laugh at you with her head thrown back, a shocked expression on your face. no way she just played you like that!
“fuck you,” you said with an embarrassed pout as you sat up and moved off her lap, sitting the farthest away from her as you could. 
“i know you want to, hand me that lighter,” she said, nodding her head towards the table while giggling. 
you grabbed and threw it at her chest, making her laugh louder. 
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hahaaaa i gotchu yall thought they were gonna fuck? SIKE but omg yall make sure to get high byeee
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cupcakeslushie · 1 year
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You seem to draw Donnie covered in Spray paint (pink and blue) a lot. Why is that? What got him hooked to it and why doesnt he have to mix the colors himself?
(BIG fan of the angsty separated au!!!!)
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Draxum’s lab is pretty dull color wise, and Three wanted to differentiate his tech from Draxum’s. Huginn and Muninn are the ones who buy Three his spray paints! One of those small, nice things they try to do to make the kid a little bit happy. Purple is Three’s favorite color, but sometimes they’re limited in what they can bring him. (Also the pink and blue colors are a nod to Jinx—It’s kinda funny that her colors, pink and blue, when mixed, make purple)
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It would be maximum shock if they all met right when Leo and Donnie rejoined the family, before they kinda started their healing process, cause they’re probably the most different at that point.
Rise!Donnie would be appalled at AU!Donnie, from silly things like the way he accumulates layers of grime without a care—to the rude way he treats April. AU!Leo and Rise!Leo would keep a wide birth from each other and probably stick to a buddy system with their respective brothers just in the hopes that they don’t ever get left alone with the other (their bros of course conspire to do exactly that, so they can get to know each other)
Rise!Raph would probably be really worried about AU!Raph just cause he thought his brother’s make him stressed and tired? But between dealing with Leo’s anger issues, and Donnie’s…everything, AU!Raph looks ready to drop any second. AU!Mikey would love Rise!Mikey, cause he’s adorable, but he’s a little sad when he looks at him, cause he acts just like he used to, before he was thrown into the arena, so he tries to tone down the bad and make it sound more exciting so that Rise!Mikey doesn’t know how horrible AU!Mikey had it.
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The Kraang would def be the Rise Kraang version. The movie would take place a little while after the defeat the Shredder. I’m still working out the timeline cause when I was first deciding their ages, I forgot about the two years from the end of the series and the start of the movie 🙄. So I’m doing some reworking on that end. I think I’ll either change them to be a few years older at the start of the AU than I made them, OR the AU and the fight with Shredder will go for a longer stretch of time than it did in the series. That way there’s not a huge two year gap of unknown time between Shredder’s defeat to the start of the movie. EDIT Now that we know the series took place over two years and it was only a couple months between the finale and the movie. Their ages are gonna be the ones listed on their character charts!!
I’m still not even sure if I’ll manage to make it that far, but hopefully we will get there eventually! Cause I really wanna get to Casey. In fact, I’d probably make it less about Leo growing into a more serious role (cause obviously he’s already there), and more about him really accepting the love of his family. We might even see a future Leo come back with Casey?? It would be so hard not to go that route cause I love that idea so much 🤣
But I honestly don’t know yet what I’d really like to do. And I’d hate to give an answer that I’d have to redact later. I’ve got a lot of ideas, but I can’t even think about them, until I put out all the other stuff I’ve got planned. So let’s all cross our fingers and hope we get there some day lol!
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2012!Leo would go MOM MODE™️ EXTREME, 2012!Raph and Don would take off like a rocket with the intention of hunting down and murdering Draxum, Shredder and Big Mama, and Mikey would probably be caught between holding back tears and doing his best to tell jokes and ease the tension, or following after his brothers in their murder spree.
Basically as much as the 2012 boys would be thrown off at first over how different the AU boys are from the other versions of themselves they’ve met, they’d go HARD as the protective older bros. But the only one who’d probably actually appreciate it would be AU!Raph cause he never gets to be the little brother lol.
@smoldevelopingcookie @c00k13san2 @luvrbug @organisedchaosstuff @uniqueness351217
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heavyhitterheaux · 6 months
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one sentence request for jack
“You cannot be fucking serious right now jackman”
🤭🤭🤭
NSFW 😏
"Baby, come on. Are you going to ignore me all night?" Jack whispered in your ear before placing a quick kiss to your cheek as the two of you were at dinner surrounded by your friends.
All you did was roll your eyes in response and took another bite of your food before your fork also made its way over to Jack’s plate and also took a bite of what he was eating.
Jack had been getting on your nerves the entire day and it heightened when he had forgotten to make your hair and nail appointment for tonight like you asked him to, making you have to rush to get everything ready. He usually always made it for you and would simply tell you a time to be there, but that wasn't the case today so obviously you were annoyed no matter how small that may seem.
He promised to do it, so obviously you were disappointed when he didn't.
After announcing you were going to the bathroom, Jack waited a few minutes before following you. Luckily he made sure no one else was in there with you before coming in and locking the door behind him.
You made eye contact with him in the mirror and rolled your eyes.
"What the? Now Jackman….'
"I'm tired of you having an attitude with me." He leaned down to whisper in your ear as his hands immediately went to the hem of your dress and pulled it up so it sat at your waist. He pressed into you and you could feel how hard he was almost making your mouth water and immediately wanting to take him in your mouth.
“You cannot be fucking serious right now Jackman. This can't wait?"
"You know you want this as bad as I do so stop playing. Wearing that tiny ass dress. You knew what the hell you were doing." He said while running his fingers along your folds since you didn't wear anything underneath.
"I'm still mad at you." You breathed out through moans.
"I promise to make it up to you, baby. Just been a little distracted lately." Jack replied to you as he kissed down your neck and slowly inserted two fingers into you.
"Mmm, baby. And nothing should distract you from your wife. You know better."
"Shh, be a good girl and stay quiet for me." Just then Jack got on his knees and started to eat you out from the back.
"Oohh fuckkkk." You immediately placed one of your hands over your mouth in order to attempt to muffle your moans, but the work that Jack’s tongue was putting in was making it difficult.
A few minutes had passed and since the both of you knew that your friends would come looking for the two of you, Jack increased his pace and began lightly sucking on your clit as you almost lost your balance, but Jack was quick to keep you steady.
You had finally hit your peak as Jack placed kisses along your thighs before saying anything.
"I know this isn't going to completely make up for it, but this is a good start, right?" Jack said as he stood up while bringing your dress back down and turning you around to face him as he leaned down to kiss you.
"It's a good start, but I need this too." You replied while palming Jack through his dress pants.
"That can be arranged." He bit his lip while smirking down at you as he told you to go first back to the table and he would wait a few minutes and follow.
Once the both of you were at the table, Urban just shook his head at the both of you before each of your phones went off signaling that you had a text from him.
Big Whore- Yall literally couldn’t wait to go home to fuck each other's brains out?
Jack- I ate her out from the back, we're saving the rest for later 😏
Big Whore- Like that makes it any better. You two are nasty as hell smh
You- Hmm but there is only one person in this group chat who is named Big Whore, correct? 🧐
Big Whore- 🙄
You- Thought so
Jack- 🤭🤭🤭
All you did as you were eating your dessert was palm Jack through his dress pants and knew for a fact that the two of you wouldn't be able to wait until you got home.
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evansbby · 5 months
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With hot beefy daddy Ari, you can be a pillow princess, letting him do all the work ‘cause he’s a real man and wants to take care of his sweet baby🥹 He’d comfort you and fuck you so dumb, but it’s okay because “sweet little babies like you just have to sit pretty and listen to their daddy”. Even if you’re overstimulated he would still go on and on, talking about he has to pump you full of his babies. And obviously you’re taking it soooo good, because who wouldn’t??? Just imagine his big hands manhandling you in every position you can think of😫😫😫
With (tw) Andy Barber, he wants YOU to be on top bc he wants you to put in the work every once in a while because he’s tired or whatever🙄 He also wants you to “feel empowered and let you have control”. You’d have to put your hand over his mouth to shut him up because he talks waaayyy too much when you just want to imagine that it’s Ari you’re riding, instead of Andy (tw). He would for sure just want it plain vanilla every single time you’re fucking😒 He’d make such stupid comments as well, like “little guy is going in now”, and you’re just laying there thinking wtf?? ALSO please why do I feel like he’d cry at one point😭 and he just collapses on top of you and starts to cry in your neck, when all you wanted was to cum but that’s never the case with (tw) Andy.
(Before yall say anything, yes I’m aware pillow princess is a wlw exclusive term. I’m sure anon didn’t know but will now🩷🩷)
Yesss Ari is literally so strong daddy coded and he’s in charge of everything and doesn’t let you lift a finger or do any work! He just wants to take care of you and get you pregnant 🥹🥹 that’s why he’s such a perfect daddy!
Omfg that whole Andy paragraph is such an ick 💀💀💀💀💀 him wanting you to feel empowered??? PLEASE. It’s just an excuse bc he’s too lazy and doesn’t have enough stamina to be on top! And I swear to god if he said to me “little guy is going in now” I’d bat him away and leave the house bc EW wtf! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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pansy-picnics · 3 months
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Sorry but your recent artwork has me thinking about parent Varigo and I have to dump my thoughts somewhere. I feel like, if they actually had a kid it would be really emotional for them but in different ways. Varian finds out he’s pregnant and is a little scared at first, but he actually adjusts to the idea pretty fast and is excited about it, because he’s in a good place now and has a good support system. He doesn’t have to worry about his family judging him, he knows they’ll still see him for who he is. Hugo on the other hand is terrified. But not because he doesn’t wanna be a dad, he’s pretty excited about that, he’s just really scared that Varian is going to get sick from the pregnancy, or that the whole experience is gonna be too much for him. He feels like this is just another thing he’s “putting Varian through” because he’s still not quite over the guilt of his betrayal years ago, and now it’s coming back to haunt him. They work it out of course and Hugo realizes that it’s gonna be okay and that he also can depend on Varian’s family for support because they’re his family too. Now I’m emotional. Anyway I love your art <3
AUGHHHH YEAH YEAH THIS IS SO REAL!!!!! i love plots like that fr, their characters are so fun to explore😭😭😭 Honestly? i think in the right circumstances hugo could be a deadbeat dad. like he could just straight up leave bc he’s paranoid varian or the kid would get hurt or he’d put them in danger or something. he’s the kind of guy who’s always Running! like i could think of scenarios where he’d run away on their wedding day too. those are both horrible extremes SORRY FOR THE ANGST I JUST THINK IT’S NEAT.
i think hugo’s always WANTED a family but its something she’s always viewed as unachievable, mostly bc of the shitty living situation hes been in for most of his life. she could barely survive on her own and she’d never want to drag someone else into that yk? and she’s still scared of that commitment even after she moves into the castle, bc what if she DID have a kid and then something happened and she couldn’t take care of them anymore, or she ends up on the streets again….and what if she just ends up abandoning them? what if she’s no better than the parents she never even knew? it’s like, obviously she wouldn’t do any of those things or be in those situations but she has….a Lot of anxiety around it for sure. but i also think that she tries to adopt literally every orphan she and varian see. she LOVES kids as much as she pretends she doesn’t and its very obvious….she just hasn’t really had the privilege to be able to think about it until now.
varian…i think he goes either way, he doesn’t really plan to have kids but he’ll kinda learn to adjust to whatever, he’s also just a very family oriented guy so he’s definitely not opposed to that kind of role. in my head they usually adopt bc i think varian like, Hates anything related to the human body at all so even disregarding the gender dysphoria pregnancy is SO gross to him. idk why i just think he’s silly like that. hell make bombs and poisonous chemicals but he remembers people have organs and he wants to throw up. i’m not opposed to the idea of them having biological kids at all though…especially considering all the art i’ve already drawn for it’s us against the world LOL. personally i think even if he weren’t opposed to the idea he’d be miserable the entire time, and not even like in a serious way necessarily he’s just REALLY mad that he can’t work in the lab anymore. he’s pissed about EVERYTHING, actually. he’s bored and he’s tired and he can’t work and he feels like shit and he doesn’t really have any other hobbies either. his whole life and routine has been completely fucked over for nine months and SURE he loves the kid and he’s excited but like why does it need to be in there that long. why can’t it just come from the stork or something. 🙄/j
i think he might pick a few fights with hugo bc of it, just because he’s so overwhelmed and emotional and doesn’t know how to handle it, but hugo’s really understanding; also they’ll honestly take any kind of treatment from him because they’re like, “Yeah i probably deserved that”. which varian does NOT like btw and always gets on his ass later to stick up for himself more while also in tears apologizing for yelling at him
idk i just think them as parents would be Sooo silly. neither of them have any clue what they’re doing. dude if those two had a baby? Dude can you imagine? varian’s sooo fucking sheltered i think he’s only interacted with like, 2 babies in his entire life. quirin stays with them for tje first few weeks bc varian literally just has NO clue what he’s doing and is crying to him all the time. and hugo like, has an idea of what to do but he’s also SUPER paranoid. they’re both just staring at the kid while they sleep not so much out of adoration but because they’re just terrified they’ll stop breathing at any moment. you cant convince me that either of them know how to change a diaper. They’re gonna bring out like full lab gear. like the gag where the dads will pull out full hazmat suits for the diaper change. That’s them idc
ruddiger is also SO protective of their kids from the moment they’re born, like he jumps up into the crib and snuggles up with them and they always IMMEDIATELY stop crying. olivia is the opposite. she’s kinda like a toddler who just got a new sibling she didn’t want. shes pissed that she isn’t getting hugo’s full attention and keeps being a brat about it. hugo’s just trying to calm down his baby and olivias glaring at him while she’s about to push a glass off the table
yeah idk i. have a lot of thoughts abt them too they’re so beloved to me
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sunnysam-my · 2 months
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Dark Academia is a subculture and it isn't problematic, just misunderstood.
I am so tired of people that aren't a part of this community shitting on dark academia literally any time it gains popularity again, claiming that it's pretentious, elitist and racist. It's not problematic, at least not in a way most people criticise it for.
What all of those people don't seems to understand is that there's the dark academia aesthetic and there is the dark academia the subculture. Even when they do understand they still put people who are only interested in the fashion and overall vibe together with people who are dark academia.
Why is dark academia a subculture?
First let's start with what even subculture is?
It's a cultural group within a larger culture, often sharing a collection of values, beliefs, rituals and traditions. Despite what many believes, it doesn't have to have any connection to music, like Star Trek and Star Wars fans, but there's no need for having a shared fandom at all, like the gays, bikers and youth.
Participation in the dark academia subculture is not limited to following a specific set of fashion. It suggest preferred activities, hobbies, philosophies and lifestyles. The focus is on reading and expanding one’s horizons, on becaming the best version of oneself no matter the cost, especially by engaging in classical literature, history, foreign languages, mythology, art and philosophy. On top of that DA is actually connected to certain music (classical and neoclassical) and fandoms.
The (incorrect) criticisms:
1. One of the more common criticisms of dark academia is that of its superficiality and pretentiousness – that it is more a fetishisation of intellectual life than real intellectual life. "Instead of being a reading society, it's a Dead Poets Society cosplay." This is just simply untrue. Yes, there are people who are purely here for the aesthetic and vibes, but they aren't part of the subculture. People who are genuinely part of this community do read all those books, write poetry, journal e.t.c regularly and try to be well educated.
2. The money issue. Now this is where it gets funny. Dark academia is often called classist and racist because of it's "idealised vision of the academic lifestyle in which the money is simply there". Obviously in places where higher education is strictly financially driven studying is a bitch. Nowadays there are even a lot of doctors who are homeless, especially in US. But DA is mainly a European thing, and in a lot of EU countries studying isn't that expensive, it's not cheap either (books costs a lot and not working doesn't help), but you don't need to pay for a good education, you need to study hard and compete with others to get good education.
This however is not a dark academia problem. It's a harsh reality. One that we need to fight with. Getting higher education shouldn't make you get into a debt. It shouldn't make you sacrifice social life for studying all your life only to end on the streets.
3. "Eurocentric obsession". This is so dumb I don't even know to say. How can you possibly call people, mostly from Europe, problematic for being fascinated by Europe's history, it's past culture, Greek mythology, mostly European philosophers (but American too), Latin that is still fucking taught at many schools here, etc. All of things are taught in schools here. There is nothing wrong with you being obsessed with Asian royalty and making it part of your personality, but God forbid, you, a white person, are obsessed with the best parts of your history and culture 🙄.
4. Another criticism of dark academia is that it encourages unhealthy behaviour, both physically (caffeine overconsumption, smoking, drugs) and mentally (perfectionist, constant competition). The pursuit of perfection comes at a price. The entire idea of DA is to study as hard as possible so you can reach enlighten. It's workaholism, except it's school, not work. Now this is why I think dark academia isn't problematic in a way people think, but is misunderstood.
A melancholic comforting dream
It's easy to understand why people think DA is unhealthy or fake. Nights spent studying, writing essays for hours on end, drowning in books and writing excessive notes. For many this sounds like a nightmare, but dark academia romanticise it. It see it as the true joy of university life. At the same time there's taking joy in reflecting on what is irretrievably lost, pessimistic and melancholic.
In reality most people in this community are overworked neurodivergent, usually twice exceptional, youth who struggles mentally. So many people are twice exceptional and it's very obvious. The hyperfixetions, the love for linguistics and humanities, the hate of math.
For many Dark Academia is a coping method.
Staples of dark academia fiction explore intellectualism, classic literature and self-discovery, but also the struggle of fighting for your identity, the way humans are shaped by their trauma, the way they destroy themselves to be better. The word "dark" in Dark Academia is primarily about those dark sides of the human nature, not just the dark colours of the DA aesthetic.
If you think that Dead Poets Society romanticised suicide or Kill Your Darlings academicly motivated drug use then you're the crazy one here. People loved those movies, because of how relatable they were, even the suffering.
Studying is a bitch. If you make it fun then you are less depressed about the fact that you don't have the choice to not study all night. It's not just nostalgia for what you haven't experienced, but what you have to endure all your youth. Some people are forced to study to be the very best and sacrifice their (social) lives, because the system is so broken, but if you can make it into your own, comforting, time - it's better. Sure, the movies and books have lots of harmful copying mechanism, but irl (or in this case online) this community encourages healthy methods like reading, making art, journaling, acting etc.
I do think there's a lot of to talk about when it comes to, for example, sexism, and I do agree DA needs more diversity than just white cis man, but like I said, it's not problematic in a way most people criticise it for.
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destinyc1020 · 4 months
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It’s just so exhausting hearing the same conversation from so called Tom fans every 3-5 business days. No one is saying that you guys need to love everything he does but it really does feel like some of you harp on every single thing about the man to a point it doesn’t feel like you’re fans. His agents, his friends, his family, just constant nitpicking. And I’ve never been in an fandom where people truly think they have a say or can control a grown ass man like this. And some of the criticism that you guys have are the same regurgitated criticism that film twitter bros have who have a gripe with MCU. It’s never actually productive or constructive. It sounds like you guys are mouth pieces for that sector who decided to hate Tom 2 years ago because they decided to hate Marvel and he went public with Z. It’s annoying. The man is one of the most successful unproblematic young actors of his generation. He keeps to himself and his family and friends and girlfriend but I swear there’s always this hate train going on him. You have to see how people can get tired of it especially when he’s done nothing to warrant the constant ragging.
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Exactly Anon! 💯
It just gets old.... and exhausting 😩 And I think it mainly gets old not only because it's every 3-5 business days, but ALSO bcoz it's coming from people who supposedly call themselves fans of Tom. With fans like these, who needs enemies?? 🥴
It would be one thing if these people were open haters of Tom and just admitted it. Then the hate and constant nitpicking would at least make some SENSE (okay, you're not a fan of the dude.... got it).
But when it comes from so-called "fans" who are following a blog of someone who's obviously a FAN of Tom's, it just feels really weird to me....
Liiiiiiike....
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Like you said, Tom is unproblematic, he minds his business, he works hard, he's talented, and he doesn't do anything wrong or offensive to anyone!
Atp, fans can't even enjoy any new project news for Tom, because fans of his are ready to complain 24/7. 🙄
The TCR Filming Announcement came out:
"Omg....I wish Tom didn't take this project on. It's just going to make people with DID look like monsters! Hollywood always does this! I wish Tom would drop this project." (Keep in mind, the series had not even started FILMING yet, let alone come out. 😒)
The FA Filming Announcement came out:
"Ugh!! I HAAAATE biopic films! I'm so sick and tired of them!! They're just Oscar bait films anyway..." 🙄
Tom Simply TALKS about a possible SM4 movie in the works later on down the line:
"I sure hope they don't do another trilogy. Tom needs to STOP playing Spiderman and do more serious indie films instead of getting sucked into SUCKY Sony and the MCU. He's being held back by his Spiderman contracts!!"
A simple TWEET comes out that Mark Wahlberg has said that the script for "Uncharted 2" is has been written:
"Nooooooo!!!! 😫 I hated that movie! It wasn't funny, it wasn't charming, and it wasn't even a 'good' action movie! I wish Tom would drop this franchise and do smthg else!" 😭
All it sounds like in Tom's fandom is this all the time.....
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After a while, it just gets tiring.... 😓
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apoli-meow · 11 months
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!REUPLOAD!
Sorry to the person who commented on the original, I see you
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Still listening to Cult of Dionysus.. My parents are worried
Shoutout to that one guy who keeps encouraging me in the first few hours of posting I love you sm
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Sylviaaaaa (tbh she's like the least developed character cuz she's my least favorite (she's just kinda boring ig) but she does have somethings!!)
Name: Sylvia 'Zee' Zbornak
Age: 16
Sexuality: WOMEN- I mean lesbian (butch ofc)
Pronouns: she/her
Race: Mayan (mayan women are so beautiful istgggg- 😭😭💓💓... Sorry just my inner lesbian acting up)
Height: 173 cm (5'7 feet 🙄🙄)
Personality: tired jock, has braincells, is quickly losing them. The only thing that's keeping her from going insane is wander.
~ Random facts ~
• Has 3 younger brothers (triplets, age 10, idc abt canon at this point), her father is dead (yay for me inflicting trauma on my characters)
• Loves motorcycles
• MCR, G.L.O.S.S., Dream Wife (tbh I don't really know any of them at all, but I listened to a couple of their songs and they sound like something she would listen to lmao)
• Gym bros with Hater, they beat up eachother a lot (and beat up other people too)
• Was the one who bullied Peepers in middle school
• Now it's just awkward cuz she feels guilty but also takes no shit
• They are lowkey pissed at eachother but are forced to hang out together since they have the same friend group (hater and sylv becoming friends, wander and peepers kinda reconciling), so they have this sorta agreement to just not address their history (which is working out terribly but anything is better than communication ig)
• She was kind of a terrible person in middle school ngl
• Wander helped her change tho
• Dating Domi obv cuz these two are meant to be
• Her love language is being protective and putting pins on her bag for you. So a couple of them are actually not for her but for her friends ;)
• Her aesthetic is obviously punk but she's definitely more on the chill side.
• Not sure what else to say. Her tattoo is a quetzal bird, a symbol of freedom so I thought it would be perfect for her! Also it's really pretty <3
• Oh, I just remember - her water bottle is a gift from Wander (which is why it's so bright and colourful). She couldn't refuse a gift.
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Yeah, that's basically it. I definitely had fun with this drawing.
Who should I make a post about next? Wander, Domi or Hater? (be warned, Hater is kinda ooc (I'm doing my best here))
Plz respond 🥲 (asking people to respond worked before right?..)
P.S. here's her tattoo ik nobody needs it but I spent an hour on it
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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Hiii~ I'm not sure if I'm the Anon who you asked to re-send the request, but here it is, just in case! Could it be Thomas Hewitt x Dense reader where she wonders around the house like a curious kitten, bumps onto him accidentally, apologizes and keeps going toward the kitchen? If it's not mine, I am so sorry for wasting your time 😭💔
YESYESYWEYSYSY YOURE THE ONE OMG THANKYOU
(Swf)(has a little dialogue)(Request open)
Thoma Hewitt with dense!reader
He spared her only because he felt bad after seeing how her 'friends' were mean and rude to her(he totally doenst have crush on her). He kinda felt bad, so he decided to give it a shot. Something new, of course he was a little worried about her trying to escape or call cops but He would just kill her🙄
When he couldnt find her anywhere in house he was sure she dipped and run away, but He didnt expect to see her just vibing on bench next to main door. He was so confused🤨gurl u not runing?
He wont aproach her, hes too shy, he would love to Look at her just vibing there but He has Job to do crimes😈
He works till very late (its dark spooky outiside) and he just wants to go to bed and sleep when he heard some noises in first floor of the hause, he goes around a corner to check whats happening and he feels somone bumping into his chest. 'Oh sorry its dark here, do you know when kitchen is?🌼'. And thats enough for this guy to make him go 😳🧍💖 I swear his heart skipped a beat, Not only did she: 1 jump scared him 2touched his chest and 3 treated him like normal human being?? Oh me oh my shes not leaving this home like never now.
While he stands there akwardly she kinda assumes hes mute or somethign and leaves him be(dont worry she finds the kitchen)
Thomas will probaby akwardly fallow her to kitchen, and stare at her while shes making tea, normally his stare would seem intimidating or spooky but she didnt really pay attencion to hi- ' OMG LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRETTY MUGS omgomggomg can I use this one? Oh not this one is wayy cuter! Awe but this one has little cow on it Look!' she likes cotage core vibe ig
Obviously she will make tea for him too, asking him alot of questions while he sits there akwardly
Thomas is very shy and doesnt speak much, he tries to not blush and focus on sweet tea she just gave him while she just Snoop around the house collecting all funny looking stuff
When she finds somethig worth her attencion she will take it, bring it to Thomas and ask a lot of questions, or just bring it for fun idc
Hes pretty tired (hopefully shes too) and goes to sleep after trying to convince her to go to sleep too. He will wake up go around home for few minutes and then realise OH GOD WHERE IS SHE OMG SHE ESCAPED NONOONO oh shes just petting the chinkens outside, close call
I can imagine her vibing with chickens on farm for hours just sitting there feeding them or holding them while Thomas is just standing in backround too shy to come closer so he just looks like bodyguard. When she notices him, she will grab one of chimkens, run to him and try to convince him to hold it or pet it. When Thomas decides to go along with it, she will probably hug him and say he did good job with hodling/petting the chiken (its not like He lives there and knows how to take care of chimkens more than she does) and then he will turn into tomato
ALSO THOMAS TEACHING HER HOW TO COOK STUFF IS SO WHOLESOEM BECAUSE HE DOESNT SPEAK SO SHES KINDA GUESSING? WHITCH IS SO CUTE SO SEE THOMAS PANIC WHEN SHE TOTALY MISUNDERSTANDS HIM
Overall 8/10 Thomas=shy chonk bf material. Will kill if she asks him to, loves cuddles
I had to Google translate what dense means💀(evey time I see word Danse I think about one character from fallout 4 so I was confused. Also sorry for long wait, it was a long week
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naomi-nana · 1 year
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🍓 :: sweet
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a/n: well hello, it's almost 'back to school' days for me, so i decided to write something lol, this time i'll write for ranpo bc ykyk ilhsm. also i do take request so feel free to request :D !
SUMMARRY maybe you don't remember your past life, but you still feel some sort of connection towards the detective. hm, wonder why? (lmao it sounds so cliche)
warning: mentions of amnesia, accidents(such as car crash or anything you could think of), the 'me' here means ranpo btw
genre: angst (i feel like writing angst bc it's raining😈😈😈😈)
ranpo edogawa x fem!reader [sorry i'm much more comfortable with writing female reader, i will try to write for male one day]
NOT PROOFREAD
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"Ranpo kun! Stop eating sweets will you? You will be sick!" she snatch away my snacks, i(obviously) frowned at her action.
"whyy [name] chann, i don't have to do anymore work, rightt??"
"you still have case to solve!"
"i don't want to!!~" i turned my back towards her, hoping she would feel sorry for what she did and give my snacks back!
that time..
"[name] chan look! look! i found lots of cats heree!~" i shoved the cat i found to [name]
"wahahh! It's really cute~" [name] say as she rub(??) the cat's head. i'm obviously not satisfied though, so i took her hand to my head and forced her to pat me instead!
that time too..
"[name] chan, i'm really tired! can you carry me?" i said, today was really tiring. obviously i wanted to be carried. (brat🙄)
"i would love to, but i'm also really tired. sorry. you can cling on my hand though, if you'd like :)" [name] offered her hand to me and i grab it of course!
"thank you, [name] chan! you're just as sweet as ever!!"
that time also..
"[name]!" i screamed.
the car infront of her was going really fast, [name] is currently not able to walk because she injured her leg yesterday. i was buying some food and carelessly leave her outside and tell her to wait.
the car hit [name], not entirely, that's why she is still alive. i obviously(lmao again), bought her to yosano. [name] is still alive but yosano said her head receives a lot of damage because of the crash. so, [name] can't remember anything. she doesn't even remember me.
and that time.
"ranpo kun!"
"ranpoo kunnn! wake up, we have work to do!"
i wake up from my slumber and saw [name] infront of me, she was holding a paper, probably the case file.
"sorry, [name] chan. i'm kinda tired"
"what are you tired of anyways? you've been eating sweets this whole day! seriously you have to stop, or you will get sick!" she complained.
"you really didn't change huh" i looked up at her
"what do you mean, ranpo kun? did you eat sweets that contains alcohol? that will probably explain your word.." she puts her hand on her chin, thinking probably.
"heh, nothing, you're just as sweet as ever :)"
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hello, author here! i apologize if anyone has already made the same exact fanfic before me. i probably do not know of it. if you've made the same exact fanfic as mine, please dm me if you want me to take it down.
© property of naomi-nana, do not plagiarize.
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wakanai · 6 months
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Happy Birthday to My Beloved Blorbo, Oda Sakunosuke! 🎉
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he's so beautiful I can't-
(long post ahead)
this is the guy who
used to be an assassin at age 14
quit his job after reading a book and meeting its author (asagiri behavior btw - the 'left his job cause he wanted to write' part lol)
saw an injured dazai and brought him in his house (lit the equivalent of seeing a random injured criminal and knowingly bringing him into your house lol)
wrapped dazai in a blanket, trapped him in his house until he recovered safely
reacted to dazai's unhinged behavior and threats with an 'oh okay' attitude (unironically btw. he's really just like that TT)
was strong enough to be mistaken for a WHOLE organization
no one even had clues that it was him TT
made dazai embarrassed
“Of course, you would be wary of the switch. So, I had to distract you by conversation.”
“So, the games and the flow of conversation till now, were both according to your plan, you mean?”
“Hehe. Saying important things as a camouflage to get what you want. That is the basis of the negotiation technique.”
I ask as I organize the cards, “Which is camouflage of which?”
Dazai's expression turns blank for a second, as if he has been caught off guard. But it is only for a moment. He turns his head to the side to hide his expression and smiles. If I am not wrong, there is an embarrassed expression on his face. It is under the dark lighting of the bar, so I might have been mistaken though.
-- The Day I Picked Up Dazai (TDIPUD) (translation by @popopretty; you can find it in her tags i think)
^^ LOL. Oda 'I might have been mistaken' Sakunosuke (this is the guy who understood Dazai the most)
had a conversation with Shibusawa in Dead Apple and wasn't killed - in fact, Shibasawa even wanted to talk to him again if he had the chance (Oda TT he's got that 'I attract mentally unstable people and fix them' rizz lmao. Fyodor, take down notes).
did not expect Dazai to ask for a second meeting:
Dazai’s wounds have already crossed the most critical time. Just leave them like that and they will heal on their owns. My role here is over. So is our relationship.
Dazai nods and takes the cards from me. Then in a casual tone, he says those words.
“When are we meeting next?”
I stop what I am doing and look at Dazai.
-- TDIPUD
(Oda really said 'no' to attachment issues SAJDIAFJ. he's the kind of wonderful guy you meet once online and feel sad cause you can't find them again TT)
was the lowest ranking member in the mafia (and he slayed it too. did the jobs no one else wanted ugh)
despite the typical black-suit-shades look that low ranking mafiosos wore, Oda wore a BRIGHT COLORED, beige cream coat (do yall realize how much this must have made him stand out?? in a pool full of black - he stood out. Also the fact that mafiosos wear black so that blood isn't visible when it stains -- but Oda DECIDED TO STOP killing people hence why he didn't need to wear black. UgH such an icon ✨.)
survived the Dragon Heads Conflict (obviously 🙄)
adopted 5 orphans from that conflict
supported them financially, visited them on weekends, left them under the care of the curry-shop owner, connected w them!!!
managed a few shops for the mafia (reread Dark Era if you missed this detail; p. 94)
listener friend; listened to Dazai's antics and took them seriously (I bet he's the type who never forgets any minor detail their friend tells him)
joined in Dazai's chaos and hugged and tickled Ango (sibling behavior lol. Oda's just as chaotic - only difference is he does it with a straight face 😭 if Oda was in the ADA, Kunikida would grow white hair LOL. Imagine the chaos he and Dazai would bring TT - plus Dazai would be 10x happier. friendly reminder that Dazai gave Ango and Oda drugged food and when he offered to cook again, Oda's response was 'If it keeps you from getting tired, then it might be pretty useful before a hard day's work' like BRUH elfeofk.)
this isn't noticeable at first but despite always seeing himself as less than Dazai cause of their rank, Oda literally called Dazai by his name in front of the other mafia members (and no - he didn't even consciously think about it 😭). Imagine being a random mafioso and suddenly you see the lowest ranking member call an executive informally. like??? Oda's co-workers would call Dazai 'Dazai-san' while Oda be out there speaking casually like 'hey dude.' It's funny cause Oda is dense so he prob didn't even think of 'Office Codes' (yk the typical social rules where if ur friends w ur boss u call them formally at work? yea. Oda does not care LOL.)
He has good intuition
[Then I looked myself in my room and cycled through my thoughts [...] I listened only to my heartbeat as I observed the emotions bubbling up from within me like foam. I had a feeling something would happen[...]it was the small tinge everyone gets before something's about to happen. But realistically, there was virtually nothing I could do about it until it actually occurred and slapped me in the face. The world isn't kind. You have to be tough.] << relatable.
He sassed Mori HELP 😂😭
"At any rate, you just got here. You did not see a thing. Understand?"
"Yes, sir." I nodded in agreement. [...] "I only just arrived. Thank you for taking a break from undressing a young girl and chasing her around the room for me. So what was it you needed me for?"
The boss pinched his brows together for a few moments to think before nodding as if he had made up his mind. -- The Dark Era
He can see into the future
this is honestly a cool ability with so much potential. I'm going to promote this post by @raaanpo because why not. it's cool. :)
Such a caring friend (he gave Ango the benefit of the doubt, was crushed at the betrayal, and the way he thinks about dazai i cant- TT)
I already knew what Dazai was trying to say and what his intentions were and yet I had no choice but to scrutinize his every word to find some sort of silver lining.
"Maybe Ango really was lying but he's an informant who deals with top-secret information on the Mafia. It's only natural he'd have a secret meeting or two. You can't blame him for that"
-- p.46, Dark Era (DE)
**
"Hey Dazai" [...] "Is there any possibility that someone framed Ango and is pulling the strings from behind the scenes?" -- p.61, DE
**
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Ango turn his back to me before leaving with the Special Forces. [...] My tongue numb, I called out to Ango as he left, but even I didn't know what I was saying. An indescribable feeling of loneliness was the only thing filling my heart...as if I were floating at the end of the universe. Even that was swallowed by darkness. My consciousness faded to black. -- p.90, DE
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"Dazai, stop" I begged in a hushed tone. [...]
"Dazai!" I screamed. I felt as though we were thousands of miles apart. [...]
"Sorry to shock you like that" (&lt;< dazai's the one speaking here btw) [...]
Had our ranks or relations been any different, I probably would have punched him right then. (note: this reminds me of when Fukuzawa slapped Ranpo TT) However, I am me and there was nothing I could do to him.
After returning my gun to its holster, I turned my back to Dazai and began walking away. With every step I took, I felt as if the ground were going to collapse, creating a bottomless hole that I would fall through for an eternity. Dazai's expression as he placed his finger on his forehead and approached the enemy-- that of a child about to burse into tears--remained burned into my eyes. -- chap 1, DE
^^ it's giving friend-who-knows-you're-depressed-but-waits-for-you-to-tell-them energy like 😭😭bruh Oda knew. he knew dazai was depressed but he didn't push him about it. he just listened to any of dazai's ramblings and was there for him. ugh. Oda TT
also oda and ango :")
Ango looked at us and continued, "If there ever comes a time when the Division and the Mafia no longer exist...if we're ever freed from the confines of our work...do you think we can drink here again like this?"
"Don't say any more, Ango" a voice said nearby. It was my voice. "Just don't." [...]
I figured that was probably the last time I would ever see him.
(I still maintain the belief that Oda only said this because he knew the tensions were high and Dazai literally just threatened to torture and kill Ango moments ago. That last line hurts, man.)
Insecure king
(despite being a powerful ex assassin and supporting 5 kids - my goodness does Oda have insecurity issues :") )
These are just some scenes of Oda not realizing what a king he is 😭
This was Dazai though; he was probably just talking out of his ass. A man in his twenties isn't going to be much of a balm for anyone's soul. -- p.17, DE
(help why does this sound so funny 😂)
I nodded. Dazai was always right and I was always doing the wrong thing. -- p.40, DE
"Maybe I should recruit them.." Dazai smirked while wiping his sweat. "I heard all about it, Odasaku. You're raising five kids, huh? And not only that, they're orphans from the Dragon Head's Conflict."
Even if I'd tried to hide it, Dazai would've been able to figure it out with just half a day's worth of research. -- p.56, DE
(says the guy who managed to hide the painting without anyone knowing. Ngl Dazai was kind of being a dick here TT).
Even if I took Ango's side there, nothing would change. (note: oda sweetie, you're starting to act like Dazai TT.) There was no way to break out of Dazai's trap around the bar's perimeter and the children would be killed if I betrayed the Mafia. --p.119, DE
^^ see what I'm talking about? tensions were high. it's not like Oda hated Ango. He just didn't want to escalate the situation. And plus, Oda's never been a false-hope type of guy. So when he rejected Ango's wish, it doesn't mean he hates him or doesn't want to be friends anymore. he's just protecting himself from getting his hopes up and being realistic. On another note, I think being in the Mafia def affected Oda negatively. He was much more confident in TDIPD. :(
Lost king
After getting into the car, I recklessly hightailed it to the office. I don't really remember much about what happened along the way; I might've driven down the three-lane highway in the wrong direction two or three times. -- chap 1, DE
If someone were to peer inside my mind at that moment, they would've witnessed something akin to a massive volcanic eruption. Countless question marks would have been blasting out of the crater, blanketing the sky in its entirety. And yet, the only visible reaction I had was a twitch of a finger. -- p.18, DE
I ended up standing in front of the son and introducing myself. As “the person who killed your father.” There was no word that could describe how angry the son was. He had all the rights to be angry. [...] He was hitting me, throwing stuff at me, and attacking me with all sorts of insults. I could easily dodge all of his attacks, but there was no way to avoid the insults.
When he became exhausted from all the rampage and finally sat down, I explained to him about the killing. After that, he demanded a compensation. For his father’s life, and for the rental fee of that book I took without permission. -- TDIPD
(bruh. Oda's wildin 😭 pulled up at the front door and said 'yeah I killed your father' like DJFWEIJF. If Oda became an author, he would def be openly weird like the author of chainsaw man and he'd be the type to share life lore w his fans despite it being illegal😭:
'Oda! I'm a big fan! I have a question. Did you ever kill a person? Why is your writing so good at capturing that stuff?'
I'm willing to bet good money he would actually answer that question honestly.
RBF king
I was sure I looked even grumpier than usual [...] I wasn't actually in a bad mood though. It was merely a problem of balance because my hands were full [...]. You'd need a little training to carry these with a smile. -- p.121, DE
('you'd need a little training to carry these with a smile.' << it's giving uncle vibes 😭)
Writer's block king
"Because there's only one story I want to write, and it's in here." I tapped my temple. "Unfortunately, I don't have the necessary tools or skills to bring this story to life. I feel like a lost mountaineer standing before the tallest, most sacred mountain in the world with just a single, tiny ax" -- BEAST LN
(Oda stop being so relatable...)
Was a good mentor to Akutagawa in BEAST LN (lit trained him, was okay w his antics, and was willing to go against the Mafia for him. Dazai who? Akutagawa was WAY more stable with Oda as his mentor 😭)
"How are you earning enough to take care of them?" (<< Aku asking)
"That's a secret." Oda let out a faint, almost inaudible laugh.
**
What I needed to do now, however, was worry about the new recruit, since he was a hundred times more messed up in the head than me.
**
Dazai walked over with a faint, indecipherable smile. "I've been training Atsushi for four and a half years, yet you beat him. It's hard to believe..." (uhm duh. that's cause he was trained by Oda 🙄💅who doesn't abuse his students unlike y-)
**
"Akutagawa, it was actually Oda who obtained this video," said Tanizaki who was seated. "Even with Ranpo's Super Deduction and Oda's extraordinary skill, Flawless [...], it took them three whole days to sneak into the secret facility and steal the footage. That just shows you how extremely dangerous the mission was and how hard it was to get this information."
That was when it hit Akutagawa. He had just recently been asked to watch over the orphans for three days while Oda was out of town on business.
ugH. KING behavior 😩👑
He's read the Bible
"John 12:24. You're surprisingly well read, Sakunosuke." --p.144, DE
^^ imagine if he and Fyodor had a conversation. that would be p. interesting.
was kind to the curry shop owner (ill elaborate later cause im so sleepy rn)
--- and so much more. I actually have a whole fanfic in my head of Oda TT (and that Oda is a lot different from the one in canon but is based off of him. yeah...I like Oda if u couldn't alr tell.😭)
I urge yall to please read Dark Era and The Day I Picked Up Dazai. It captures his character way more than the anime.
To end this post, I want to give tribute to the IRL! Oda Sakunosuke cause that's who the bsd character is based from and Oct 26 is his actual birthday 😸
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About the Real Oda:
List of some of his works:
Thank youu 🥳
I hope this post encourages more oda love lol. he's such a king. 💅
tagging @carbonateds-oda because I need someone to share my unhinged Oda thoughts too 😭😩
(feel free to ignore btw or lmk if it bothers u. i feel like ive been too interactive lately TT)
anywy, happy birthday odasaku! 🥳🥳👑
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carnivorousyandeere · 14 days
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That applied for you too Marcus... Fix your attitude or I'm out of room 🙄
What a fun dynamic that would make~! Thank you, Anon. And apologies for misinterpreting your last ask.
Marcus usually starts out just as professional with his Darling as he would with any other client, only devolving into more selfish, obsessive, undermining, and inappropriate conduct the more he thinks he can get away with it.
CW: BAD THERAPY (I cannot stress this enough), negging, manipulation, threatening, misuse of authority, gaslighting, using your mental health against you, Marcus losing his edge a bit and saying some of the quiet part out loud
But everybody is human. Everybody gets tired. Maybe Marcus is a little distracted— he lets a comment slip about you and one of your friends “before you’re ready to hear it.” One that makes you suck in a sharp breath of air, expression faltering as you shut down. He sees the internal struggle ensue, the way your fingers tense around your keys that you’d been fidgeting with.
Shit. Marcus sighs, leaning forward, moving to explain himself—
You stand, fists clenched even tighter. “Fuck off! What do you know, anyway?!”
His eyes narrow. “Don’t talk to me like that.”
“I’ll say whatever the hell I want! You’re a therapist, and instead of helping me you’re treating me like I’m fucking stupid!”
“You are having an outsized response to reasonable criticism. We can work on that. Just take a deep breath—”
“No! You know what, fuck you! I’m— I’m going to tell everybody I know what a fucking asshole you are. You have been so unprofessional—!”
Marcus slams his hands against the table, startling you into silence. He smiles at you, strained. “And who do you think they’ll believe? The one with years of training and experience in counseling, who give back to the community constantly,” he gestures to framed newspaper clippings about himself on the wall, “or the patient with a laundry list of problems, who is so obviously losing touch with reality to the point they’re lashing out at the one person who is actually trying to help them?”
Marcus stands and steps towards you, reaching for your hand. “I’m only trying to help you.”
“Like hell you are,” you hiss, flinching away from him.
You leave the room, slamming the door behind you. Marcus sighs deeply. He can feel his pulse thrumming under his skin, angry and anxious, and he takes a few deep breaths, weighing his options. If he has you committed, what are the chances somebody will actually believe your side of things? If he kidnaps you soon instead… could he get away with it?
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elicathebunny · 29 days
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BLOG UPDATE 🤍
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LIFE UPDATE:
I've got a GCSE coming up so my efforts will be going towards studying for that. If you have been wondering why I have been disappearing on and off for longer periods it is for that reason. One day I could be posting consistently and the other I completely work off the face of the earth. Honestly, I've been so tired 🥲. I do love to write on this blog but I don't have the time like I used to. My life has completely been consumed by tests so I'm gonna have to find a way to create time for writing 😭.
STYLE:
I have been testing out styles throughout the history of this blog. From my Bratz theme to the 19-somethings and now my current pink theme. Honestly from the beginning, I have been drawn to pink but I never gave it a shot because idk 🙄. Let's see how long I will stick with this one, I think it's more fitting with my current likings.
POSTS:
Obviously, my posts are about self-improvement. Nothing much is changing my posts will still be the same. I'm not really planning to delve into any new content, all I will be doing is just focusing more on topics I already talk about.
SCHEDULE:
Currently, no schedule has been formed and probably won't be for a while. I used to post every day at the start and then I started posting every week, then every two weeks. I just post whenever now because It is more flexible, but obviously posting more helps this blog grow more. But for the sake of just being able to post, posting when I can is the best way to go.
WHAT HAPPENED/WILL HAPPEN TO @angelacademy?:
As you all know that was my first blog that I used to post on before restarting and moving on here. Because I have grown a lot here I do not feel the need to use the other account meaning it is no longer active. Although I might revive it and post other stuff on there I am unaware of what I will do with it. My old posts are still there and they probably are not very helpful, but I mean we all start somewhere right 😝. Me restarting that blog would mean all of the previous posts would be deleted, apart from the ones I see others like a lot or I find decently good.
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