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#it’s too hot to do anything today
svtskneecaps · 5 months
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today may be a weird day for this bc i'm HOPING there won't be much of a trash fire in the tag, comparatively, but if discourse, neg, or server happenings get you stressed, pro tip!! THAT MEANS IT'S DUOLINGO TIME!!!!! channel your gamer rage and viewer stress into SICK NASTY LANGUAGE LEARNING
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v7n5 · 1 month
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Feel like pure shit, just want a smutty multi-chapter Howard Hamlin fanfic that recounts the many secret sexual affairs that he has had with different people throughout the course of his life, most of which he sought out to recompense for the lack of intimacy in his marriage because both him and Cheryl were iron-closeted and only got married out of familial pressures (things took a turn for the worse after the fight that ended with Howard moving into the guest house). Ultimately, none of them could fulfill his wants and needs because they're all cold and distant in their own ways: there were the handsome strangers he met at some gay bar like Nacho who were emotionally unavailable and only wanted to dick and dash like they're in denial themselves; Jimmy whom he was smitten with and trusted to be able to keep a secret, but it didn't take him long to realize that Jimmy being selfish and cruel and rougher than Howard had liked and not paying any mind to Howard's own pleasure in bed was his way of getting back at him for being a jackass of a boss; Chuck whom he'd got especially close with ever since he was still studying pre-law, so close that he would make up any excuse to be alone with him and suck him off in his office from time to time to seduce his mentor because the daddy issues that had been developing throughout his father-absent youth came to fruition the moment a wiser and older man gave him a sliver of attention, Chuck allowed him to live out his fantasy but never reciprocated in that sense but they remained really good friends, hence Howard's desperation for his approval and affection and the idea of "I still have a chance" kept brewing in his mind even when he could see Rebecca out of the corner of his eye (the incident at the end of ss3 scarred him for life and talking about the intimate details of their relationship before it in therapy did not help). The latter half of 607 didn't happen because he decided that he was in fact the bigger person and the right thing to do was to drink himself into reflecting back on his life choices and wallowing in his own self-pity. Though he didn't storm Mcwexler's condo, the whole ordeal was still his Joker moment, so he put his foot down, got a divorce and resigned from his CEO position because fuck you, he deserves to do that. And maybe after a year or so, he met a certain Salamanca who got out of a certain shoot-out unscathed (haven't determined if Howard happened to stumbled into El Michoacáno or he went back to the gay bar), their chemistry was through the roof, they bonded over the loss of families/ lovers and "being a nepo baby is oh so hard", their romance blossomed because Lalo was textbook definition of charming and exactly Howard's type. One date led to another, and Howard ended up getting the best pipe he'd ever had while trying to hold back the tears stemmed from indescribable emotions. Would Howard find out who Lalo actually was? Would it matter? Would they last? Those are problems for future them.
Like literally that's all I want tbh.
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pegglefan69 · 8 months
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lately when Eri comes over I'm like 'would you like a cup of tea. would you like some beets. let me make sure the thing I'm knitting you is going to fit.' granny behavior on my part.
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cyberslug0000 · 2 months
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the never ending cycle of successfully going out and being normal for a day or even a few days, being convinced I’m cured and then being unable to leave the house again
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flodaya · 7 months
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hello 911 where are my parents
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catastrxblues · 3 months
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good morning it is now 4 am and i have just finished watching atonement good night
#atonement#next tags are just going to be personal rants ignore that#i couldn’t sleep at all so i tried reading s&b and then fanfics and then the bell jar but it just didn’t hit#so then i tried writing but i just kept crying so i thought i’d watch a romance movie because yes#should’ve gone for four weddings and a funeral or pride and prejudice because what the hell is this#i didn’t know anything about this movie i just remember having it on my watchlist and saw ONE clip so i picked that help#and yes i ended up crying and the tears are still here but i’m also starting to think that that’s not entirely because of the movie at all#i stripped my bed off its sheets because the bright color annoyed me and it was already peeling off anyway and i was too lazy to put it rig#and when i pulled back from the screen after the movie finished and just look at how bare my bed is and how i’m in the middle of them#i just started crying again#and my legs are aching and i hate myself and i think i want to take a shower but maybe i’ll wait later on#i don’t think i’ll sleep at all honestly i’m not sleepy anymore#besides i’m thinking of going outside today just at the park i don’t know doing something#i always sleep really really late lately because my parents are out of country right now and no one is keeping me checked and i apparently#still can’t take care of myself. cried about that too it was something. why am the eldest daughter i’m so not fit for it#and then i always wake up at like 9 am and it’s already too late by then that i just never do anything productive#and it’s like i’ve been living in a simulation and i’m kinda going crazy and insane but it’s okay because today is going to be better#i hope because i’m not getting any sleep and i can finally go outside at 7 in the morning instead when it’s already way too hot#damn this is supposed to be one of the best years of my life??????? fuck off#also i can hear the azan subuh from the mosque by the neighborhood and i miss praying honestly#it’s so funny because i was happy to get my period because that meant i wouldn’t have to wake up so very early on in the morning#but i miss it now#hopefully my period will end soon#nadirants
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todayisafridaynight · 10 months
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sorry for buying so much snake jewelry i promise im not a majima stan
#snap chats#DISJSK AWFUL THING I REALIZED TODAY#for context my chinese zodiac is a metal snake#which wouldnt be anything on its own if my mom didnt have an extreme fear and hatred for snakes LMAOOOOO#its ironic you see. so i get snake jewelry for good luck :]#i bought a little snake ear. ??? like it goes around the uhh.... hold on#its an ear cuff <- dumbest bitch alive took five minutes to find and check the package#on the plus side i found the ring i thought i lost :) that caused me to buy another ring... cause my fingie felt naked.....#to the blokes working at zumies and hot topic im so sorry for makin yall look for it im stupid 😭#OH BUT ON TOPIC RIGHT.#yeah i also have a snake ring yeah- and yk i wear Metal cause Hehe Metal Snake#and it took me getting the snake cuff to be like.... hey am i just... getting majima-adjacent jewelry...#all snakes relate to majima dont you know#its why i keep sendig bestie pics of snake jewelry i find 🥰#but yeah i also got two new cross rings. one to replace the ring i thought i lost ☠️#but yeah i got em cause my mom also hates crosses#‘snap youre embarrassing please get over your mom being mean to you’ i will literally never#i didnt have a teenage angst phase i was too numb in my teens to do it right alright. let me have this#also wait no who said that your early twenties was just like. being a kid with adult money.#cause my sister co-signed me on that and yeah. like not old enough to be an Adult adult#but old enough to be an adult but your also an idiot. a big ass idiot who doesnt know anything yet.#I AM RAMBLING ANYWAYS im driving home now :] very happy with what i got today....#might draw daigo or masato in the bullshit i got... because i love projecting... BYE
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lusalemaart · 10 months
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so what if i'm only just now in 2023 watching gurren lagann for the first time... what's it to you.
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nerdie-faerie · 6 months
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Why is it when I have a big task to complete that should take days to do, I procrastinate the hell out of it when I have plenty of time but when it comes down to the absolute last minute, I can do a couple of days work in a couple of hours? What the fuck is wrong with me? Why couldn't I do it casually over a couple of days but can do it in matter of hours?
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soldier-poet-king · 1 year
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Guess I don't have to go to be gym today bc I just spent an hour hauling heavy boxes in a thick cable knit and 2 inch heels so like 🤡🤡🤡
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vitiateoriginator · 7 months
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Birthday keroppi time B)
#screams#my birthday is next Friday holy shit I'm gonna be 25#can't believe its that time of year again#and not me blanking about what I want to get and do for my birthday#wtf could I ask for that I can't get or go do myself#anything I would want is out of the question because of expense (like a new pc. I still haven't gotten one)#I guess I could ask for pokemon legends arceus. I've been meaning to buy it but haven't been able to justify spending $60#on a game I might take my seeet ass time playing thru cause I hate using my switch lite (the screen is so fucking small its annoying)#but its an idea at least#as for what I want to do? man idk#we'll probably go to olive garden like most years which Im cool with#although nowadays my datemate and I go there often for dates (we were just there yesterday for instance)#but I love olive garden so I won't say no to going#maybe to that historical township thats a half hour drive away?#datemate and I were supposed to go today as part of my vacation#but he talked me out of it (like he does with most big trip plans I make 😒)#the reason he did so it because its hot as balls today and sunny with a hogh uv index#we'd be outside for most of the trip and her reckons being in the heat will make him miserable and a killjoy#because he's heat sensitive. I am too so I can't really argue with him on that#so maybe it'll be cooler on the 15th so we can go#if not I don't really mind waiting til October because that township is better in the fall#but anyways those are the ideas I have rn#I'll probably ask for a pokemon plushie as a gift#I'd kill to get a new stufful plushie but those are rare and expensive thanks to scalpers#I'd be down to get another Vaporeon like my datemate bought me last year. or another of my favorites#Im not gonna be too picky this year even tho its a big birthday (my brain is fully developed)#because a lot of my birthdays turn out to be shit. last year was really nice tho#but I don't want to get my hopes up for anything and then be depressed that day like what often happens#so I will just be grateful to get some good tasting cake. that's literally the bare minimum of what I want without question#sam's rants about life
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peapod20001 · 1 year
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In my...✨ depression bed ✨ phase <3
#vent#oho five hours babeeee hungry AND hot AND depressed?? what is this?? my birthday?#hahaha yeaap. it’s cool it’s cool I’m chillin#just vibin. head feels. weird. but I don’t entirely know what up with that it could be a few things if I’m being honest lol#hmmgf when was the last time I just. laid here this often?#laid? layd? layed?? whatever lol#hmm I found a fuckin uhh. vent diagram thing that showed BPD ASHD and Autism and their specific traits and overlaps#is uh. uhm. too close!! like sir!! who gave you!! permission!!!!#oofy anyways uhmmmmmm. realized that I!! don’t interact with people!! as much as I did when I was younger!!#like I had my classmates. my friends. my family. the ppl on tumblr and stuff. yknow#I was talking to someone and shit like!! every day!! for multiple hours!! a day!!!!#now it’s like. wow boy howdy. what are the chances I y’all for more than an hour with LITERALLY ANYONE today :)#uhhghgh gross ew ew nasty. I totally. don’t care that I’m not getting my enrichment#I’ll jus read tags on my art and look through old messages in place of actually. talking to anyone#mmm. conversations hard. hate talking about myself. don’t know anything besides myself. hate certain topics (but won’t say anything bout it)#anndd yeaa!! I don’t understand ppl and their motives and why they like me specifically. I put on my best personality for youu#I’m playing off of you and mirroring how you act so you’ll be ok with me <3 but that’s ok I suppose. I don’t think anyone here is out for my#guys so I’m doing good at least somewhat lol. ahmm. you ever not care about being something special to someone else. and then they kindaa.#squash that idea? and in theory you shouldn’t care since you didn’t want it in the first place but. them saying it hits? different? like oou#oh and question I don’t expect anyone to answer. you ever cried cus. someone aid you were their friend? best friend specifically? idk man#2 ppl have said I’m their best friend an I had to literally force myself not to get emotional at the first one and then I legitimately cried#with the second one LMAO like. how ridiculous is that yea? yeah#it’s. yeah. I’ve called ppl my bffs or whatever before but. it’s different when someone says it to you first ig. before I think they only#gave me the label out of convenience. not that we weren’t actually friends (at least I hope we were DHHDV) but. idk!! I literally yearned#for like!! basic shiittt!! I got put in time out like beginning of kindergarten cus I cried over my 1st best friend partnering with a new#girl instead of me!!! 😭 woof. that was the ONLY time I ever cried in public EVER. didn’t matter how many time I got hurt physically or#emotionally or how stressed I got or how confused or embarrassed and humiliated I was!! I’m NEVER letting people look at me like I’m stupid#for caring EVER. AGAIN. woof ok getting off the rails here I was like at least sort of ok when I started writing this but now I’m very much#NOT lololol so uhhhhhhhhhhh. anyways. let you get back to scrolling or swiping or whatever. I’ll be finnee totally. just. here
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cherrygarden · 5 months
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#really fucking pissed off right now 😭#two weeks ago I had a one night stand with a girl and it was my first time having sex and it was the biggest confidence booster#but I wasn't sure I was into her and she was doing an eurotrip so she left where I am a couple days later#I was so sure we were gonna drift away bc even though it was fine i don't do long distance and I wasn't attracted to her#but she kept texting me literally talking about how hot I was and how we should make romantic plans#and how she was planning on coming back here multiple times just to see me#she's coming this week and we had plans today to go to go on a cinema date and get high and probably fuck and it was great#but her flight kept getting delayed and alright I get it. not her fault#it's still an hour long flight we could've done something else or just walked around#but she just didn't text back until 8 pm#and only said ''sorry!!! I'm such a twat''#no explanation no nothing#I had triple texted before that offering things to do bc I was getting excited to see her#and she replied that and nothing else#i HATE getting bailed on and I hate feeling like I'm more earnest in a relationship than the other person#I feel so naive and stupid and I hate it 😭 literally two days ago I was telling my friends I hope the date isn't awkward#bc I don't know if I like her. and now I'm feeling sad over her not wanting to spend time with me#gaaaah hate being insecure about this#I left her on seen because I'm too pissed off and I know it's disproportionate and mostly my issue so I don't trust myself to text anything#but I'll see what she says tomorrow
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isthisjackie · 7 months
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Why are space buns the hardest hair style for me to do 😭😭 I just gave up with mine like they aren’t even and I’m just tired of trying to fix them so I’m just leaving them like fuck it 😭😭
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uneasedregrets · 10 months
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I finally got a bookshelf so you're all forced to gaze upon it.
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B...bo...books so sexy...
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wastemanjohn · 6 months
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okay i think it's fair to say I'm being bullied at work now 🙃
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