my pussy so fucking phat i have a hard time shaving 🤦♂️
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I can’t believe Z’rell called my boyfriend pathetic 😔
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**Me to my reflection before a shower**
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Cats are messengers of the moon.
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how dare she do me so dirty like this
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I’m half French, I speak very little of it and read even less because of this lol. I joke with others that we balance out the Germans, we get all the vowels and they get all the consonants.
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oh so fernando is my blorbo
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I’ll sabotage anything that I think abandons me
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kiss the dick before swallowing it whole that’s just good manners
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Talking to a friend today about all the shit going on and then all the shit we need to do on top of that, then this exchange may or may not have reinvigorated my faith in humanity.
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