#it’s what he deserves

[go-see-a-starwar]

Absolutely ready for the Haydenaissance let’s do this

#hayden christensen #DILF-era Hayden let’s gooooooo #get him an HBO drama #get him in an A24 film #get him the most Oscar-baity script possible #the 2020s are gonna belong to Hayden (like the Aughts should have) #ready for the haydennaisance #about to be booked and busy #it’s what he deserves

[dash-o-frost]

A Cinnamon roll that deserves the world and more importantly a basic understanding of good game writing (nearly a decade and I still need to defend this man

😭😭)

#I feel like #DONT GIVE RADIENT QUESTS TO THE COMPANION #shouldn’t need to be told to seasoned video game designers #but here we are #I would die for man #GLADLY #also can we have horses in fallout #some ghoul horseys #please #least we deserve #no #it’s what HE DESERVES #real rooting tooting cowboy #fallout companions #preston garvey #fo4 #fo4 companions #fallout #fo4 preston

[iamsonny-j]

I love the Captain. I love fairy lights. And I love spending too long on painting pretty colours.

#i have spent literal days obsessing over making this as pretty as possible #it’s what he deserves #the captain #bbc ghosts #my fanart #my art

[mossbiin]

yeah… i made more cute guy etho art ^-^

thank you so much @oh-snapperss for this concept i am obsessed

#he gets two outfits #it’s what he deserves #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #ethos lab #etho slab #cute guy etho #cuteguy etho

[phoenixkaptain]

Just imagining Baby Padawan Qui-Gon on a mission with Master Dooku and Yoda. Yoda is just hanging out on Dooku’s back, Dooku is like: “I thought I wouldn’t have to carry you around after I became a Knight” and Yoda’s like: “A Padawan’s duty it is, to support their Master. Carry each other, we do, as Master and Padawan. Insignificant your status is, my student I see you as always.” And Qui-Gon just has a realization.

Cut to later, after the mission is over, and Dooku notices Qui-Gon has been mulling over something. So, like a good Master, he’s like “What’s on your mind, Padawan?”

Qui-Gon hesitates, then asks, “Master, do you see me undependable?”

Dooku: “Of course not, Padawan.”

Qui-Gon: “Master, you don’t have to lie. Just tell me how I have to act to change your mind.”

Dooku: “You are very dependable, Qui-Gon, where is this coming from?”

Qui-Gon takes a deep breath: “You never ask me to carry you, Master.”

Dooku.exe: stops working

Dooku: “…what?”

Qui-Gon: “I know I’ve yet to reach your height, Master, but I assure you that I can lift you up! You don’t weigh that much, Master, I can carry you! You can depend on me, Master!”

Dooku: “…is this about the mission with Yoda?”

Qui-Gon: “Master Yoda said it’s a Padawan’s duty to support their Master. I can support your weight, Master, I promise.”

Dooku tries really hard to convince Qui-Gon that that is not what Yoda was talking about, that Yoda was teasing him, it wasn’t a literal thing, but Qui-Gon refuses to be convinced. Qui-Gon just gets more and more sad, convinced that Dooku doesn’t see him as someone he can lean on, and Dooku is like: “Qui-Gon, I am NOT going to make you carry me, you are twelVE-“ and Qui-Gon just: “You think I’ll drop you, you don’t trust me, how can I earn your trust, Master, I promise I can do it, please depend on me.” And Qui-Gon eventually gets his way, because Dooku is weak.

So we just see twelve-year-old Qui-Gon piggybacking Dooku around the temple. Qui-Gon is taking very slow steps and his tongue is stuck out in concentration because he has to partially lift his Master with the Force (Master Dooku is heavier than he looks, Qui-Gon thinks to himself) and everyone is staring at them because they’re very confused and Dooku is trying really hard to fight the urge to bury his face in his hands to hide.

They reach Yoda, eventually, who stops them and asks what’s up and Qui-Gon, positively beaming depsite the fact that he is trembling and sweaty and tired from carrying a grown man on his back for over an hour, just says: “You were right, Master Yoda. I realized on our mission that I’ve been making Master Dooku do all the carrying, so I decided to even the scale.”

And Yoda just looks at this cheerful boy and then looks at his old Padawan who is sending out very strong “don’t look at me” vibes in the Force and Yoda just says: “Good work you have done, Qui-Gon.” Because what else is there to say??? Qui-Gon looks so proud of himself! Yoda can’t admit he was trolling, not when Qui-Gon is so cheerful about learning from him!

All this to say, years later, Obi-Wan just drags a half-passed out Qui-Gon on his back, and it isn’t even really a piggyback because Qui-Gon is just draped over top of him, but Qui-Gon is like: “Wow, Obi-Wan. I didn’t even have to ask you, you just knew about this, you really did your research” and Obi-Wan is like “??? Yes, Master, I read the briefing for the mission, you said you weren’t going to, one of us had to-“

And years more later, Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches Anakin casually sling Obi-Wan over his shoulder and Qui-Gon just smiles and is like “I knew it. He really was meant to be a Jedi.”

And more years, more later, Ahsoka is dragging Anakin the same way Obi-Wan dragged Qui-Gon and Qui-Gon is SO proud!!!

Even longer, after everything’s gone to shit, and Luke is carrying around Yoda (he never got the chance to carry around Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon understands) and Qui-Gon is super pleased and Obi-Wan is like “???”

Qui-Gon: “Padawans are supposed to carry their Masters, just as their Masters carry them.”

Obi-Wan: “Yes, I remember hearing that as well, as a youngling, but I think it was supposed to be metaphorically.”

Qui-Gon: “That’s impossible, Obi-Wan. Dooku allowed me to carry him around.”

Obi-Wan: “…”

Obi-Wan, internally: So Dooku was the reason Qui-Gon randomly demanded to be carried… I would say I can’t believe this, but it’s Dooku, so I can.

(Then, Luke eventually trains Grogu for a little bit, and Qui-Gon is like: “ :0 Luke, no!!! He’s supposed to carry you!!!” And Luke is like: “??? He’s a baby.”

Qui-Gon: “I carried my Master when I was twelve :/ “

Yoda: “Determind you were.”

Qui-Gon: “You have to let him carry you, Luke, or else this just won’t work out!”

Grogu eventually ends up leaving and Qui-Gon is still muttering about how it never would have happened of Luke had just listened to him. Luke has mastered the art of tuning Qui-Gon out. Obi-Wan and Yoda wish they could do the same…

So, when Luke starts teaching Rey or someone, as his actual Padawan instead of just a student like the others, Qui-Gon is like: 👀

Luke: “No.”

Qui-Gon: 😔

And, long story short, Rey carries around Master Skywalker, at first because it made it much easier to make fun of him for being short, but then because Rey just finds it easier to get Luke to do things if she is physically carrying him to the thing he has to do.

Qui-Gon is so proud of them. Obi-Wan is so tired. Yoda wonders if he regrets inadvertently teaching Qui-Gon this, then remembers how absolutely mortified Dooku was whenever Qui-Gon piggybacked him around and Yoda decides that it was actually the best lesson he had ever inadvertently taught in his life.)

#star wars #star wars prequels #star wars original trilogy #star wars sequel trilogy #kinda #star wars clone wars #qui gon jinn #dooku #yoda #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #luke skywalker #grogu #rey #master and padawan #just want gremlin qui gon to be a thing #it’s what he deserves #the inane ramblings of a madman #luke did not make his students carry him #but qui gon understood #they were students not padawans #therefore it wouldn’t have been right #he still holds the strong belief #that grogu would have totally worked out #if luke had made grogu carry him #long post

[cryptidcr3ature]

Modern items I’d give Charles if I got the chance:

A Red Bull

Sound canceling earphones

Cargo pants

White noise machine

The night sky app so he can look at constellations

Spotify premium

Weighted teddy bear

A mental health day

Stardew Valley

A charcuterie board

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #van der linde gang #charles smith #it’s what he deserves #give charles a good ending game #give him a break

[jungkooksknot]

yes I want byler because their dynamic is beautiful and their interactions so meaningful but also I’m a Will stan and I want him to get the man he’s had a crush on since he was young

#byler #it’s what he deserves

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

I love how akutagawa gets a sexy new outfit while atsushi is still in his ripped up and raggedy uniform. Pathetic little man and his hot goth gf

#it’s what he deserves #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa

[spicysucculentz]

I’m about halfway through the first thrawn book and BY GOD someone get eli vanto a cigarette

#spicy speaks #it’s what he deserves #the stress must be crazy #thrawn #mitth'raw'nuruodo #eli vanto

[mistylakeee]

Are we going to pretend like Jesper and Wylan don’t make fun of Kaz after CK for his massive crush on Inej because that would just be silly and if anything it should be encouraged

#kanej #kaz brekker #wesper #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #soc #crooked kingdom #I sincerely think they do #as they should #it’s what he deserves #and Kaz kinda just gives them a deadpan sigh #someone direct me to a fic about this pls #it’s even worse when they’re drunk #especially when Kaz can’t stop rambling about how much he misses her #ok bye

[assiraphales]

one thing I’m enjoying about ennies lobby so far is that luffy is usually saved for the big battles and 1v1 fights so it’s very fun to watch him just stampede through hundreds to thousands of enemies effortlessly fueled by his anger and luv for his friends

#one piece #monkey d luffy #it’s what he deserves #good for him

[erina-leah]

Thinking about how perfectly Katakuri would be paired with a super soft and gentle y/n.

This man has had to maintain the most perfect image for years and since the fight with Luffy, that image has been tarnished. He does his best to keep up the facade, but deep down his confidence has been utterly destroyed, if there was even much of it in the first place.

Imagine when he’s finally thrown into a political marriage for Mama and he meets his near-future spouse for the first time. Imagine it’s the sweetest, softest, shyest little thing who is trying to make the best of this arranged marriage for both of their families. And Oh Gods, after hearing y/n talk about their family and interests in their soft and gentle voice, Katakuri would rather die than let this sweet Angel see what he truly was. How did they deserve the monster that he was?

They had asked more than once in the week before the wedding to see what was under his scarf. “You’re going to be my husband after all,” they would say. “We shouldn’t keep secrets.”

Katakuri simply says that he will consider it after they’re married.

And now the couple stands at the altar, y/n’s veil is lifted and it’s time for their kiss. The scarf has to come off now, right?

Next thing y/n knows, there is a wall of Mochi separating the couple from the rest of the guests as Katakuri hesitantly removes his scarf.

“This is who I am. Do you still wish to marry this monster?”

“Do I have a choice?”

“Depending on your answer, I can give you one.” He would cut open his stomach before forcing them into something they hated.

Y/n simply caresses the mochi man’s cheek and kisses him for the first time. “I think you’re beautiful inside and out, my husband.”

The poor mochi man was absolutely whipped for them.

#one piece #one piece x reader #charlotte katakuri #katakuri one piece #Katakuri x reader #it’s what he deserves #one piece spoilers #whole cake island #whole cake island spoilers

[moonlitswimmingpooltv]

petition for aziraphale to just fucking deck the metatron in s3. i want our soft, beautiful, hard-as-nails angel to get right up in that nasty old bastard’s face and start swinging, windmill style

#preferably this would happen while crowley swoons in the background #the jury’s still out on whether i want god to get punched as well but we’ll see #please neil i’m not asking for much #it’s what he deserves #good omens #aziraphale #the metatron

[redkelpfish]

I think everyone else in any future Young Justice runs should be drawn in the typical semi-realistic style DC’s been leaning towards but Bart Allen alone should be drawn in fully cartoonish proportions. He’s just a silly little guy. A funky fella.

Absolutely no in-universe acknowledgment. He’s just like that.

#it’s what he deserves #dc #bart allen #dc comics #impulse #young justice #tim drake #kon el #cassie sandsmark #you know that old ‘he too big for he gotdamn feet’ meme #that’s my vision

[lewmagoo]

just thinking about how after you and rhett begin your relationship, he gains a little healthy weight because you love and feed him well. he’s no longer sharp edges and bony extremities. he’s softer. his cheeks aren’t as gaunt. there’s a rosiness to them. he has this glow about him that he didn’t have before. he’s just so much happier and healthier <3

#rhett musings #it’s what he deserves

[itsnotreal]

nikki!!! did you see louis won biggest dick?? it's what he deserves <3 i was wondering if mayhaps you'd be up for writing something about him finding out uwu??

Louis took a bite of avocado toast, humming happily at how delicious it was. Harry knew just how to make it— a little bit of everything bagel seasoning did wonders.

“Louis.” A certain curly— except, wait no. He didn’t have curls anymore. Louis frowned at himself. Oh well, he was still Louis’ curly boy. He was too deep in thought that he jumped when Harry shoved his phone in Louis’ face as he was going to take another bite of his toast.

“Mmf— excuse me.” He said around a mouthful.

Harry’s eyes were a bit wild, “Big dick?”

Louis coughed, a second away from choking so he grabbed his cup of tea. “Excuse me.” He questioned before taking a quick sip to help the toast lodged in his throat go down.

“You won ‘biggest dick’ in this online competition.” Harry threw his hand up, “I wasn’t even close.”

Louis eyebrows furrowed, “I’m still not following.”

Harry let out a huff, but slid his phone across the counter towards Louis. “Look, you won by a fucking landslide. Maybe you shouldn’t be walking dick first like that.”

“Walking— what?” Louis spluttered out a laugh, eyes falling to the screen now at the poll results. What the fuck? He didn’t even know this was a thing? No one knew what his dick looked like except— well. A few people. “Biggest dick.” He couldn’t hide the smug grin. “I do have a pretty big dick.”

Harry scoffed, “You’re so full of yourself.”

Louis’ eyes flickered to Harry, “You want to be full of me?” He said with a wink.

“I would never say no to that.”

#(: #it’s what he deserves #he has the biggest dick #drabble