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viburnt · 3 months
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PUPPY BOY! AU HEADCANONS PT.1
About this AU: Puppy boy! Au is your normal MHA universe with a slight twist. Men possess dog traits (ears, tails, and sometimes large canines), it's hereditary from father to son. Some reactions like tail wagging and perked ears happen, but they have normal lives like any other (mostly, if they like you enough they can give you an “owner” title.)
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Kirishima + Pitbull
@angelshimaa come get your dog, bb
• Eijirou is a Pitbull puppy boy, he doesn't have his tail or ears cut like many of his kind, but he does have the eyes an attitude.
• Plenty of people fear him because pitbulls have a bad reputation, but he proves the myth is false by being super kind and loyal! Besides, it's difficult to be scared of him when he welcomes you with such a sweet smile.
• You decided to let him into your life after spending a lot of bonding time with him. It'd be a lie if you said you weren't nervous at first, his pointy teeth were reason enough to be wary. He managed to dissipate any fear, whatsoever, his tail wagging effusively whenever you spoke.
• Like many pitbulls, Kirishima is energetic and loves to exercise, so he constantly drags you to daily jogs and weight-lifting training.
• Did I mention he gives you scary dog privileges? Again, many people associate pitbulls with aggressive behavior, so they think twice before messing with you, specially if he is by your side.
• He is oblivious of his size and weight, and will try to be a lapdog even if his size is not the most practical. “Oh, you are sitting on the couch? Let me just crush you with my weight to cuddle.”
• Not very eager of the idea of being collared like some puppy boys are, but will accept to wear one if you really want him to. Just don't expect him to wear it for long periods.
• It's funny to introduce him with a scary and ominous nickname that contrasts with his kind and gentle personality. “This is my friend Bone crusher planet destroyer” *Kirishima waving his hand happily in the background* “A real menace!”
• Will not hesitate to smother you with PDA if another puppy boy tries to approach you.
“You're home, you're home!” Kirishima said, opening the door for you before you could even finish putting your key in the lock set. You'd only been away for a couple of hours, yet - in Kiri's mind- an eternity had passed. He had missed you so much!
“Hey, buddy, did anyone come while I was gone?” You asked, your hand finding its way to the soft black fur of his ears. It was easy to tell he liked it, specially when his tail wagged so rapidly. “No, no one came - Hey, I smell something on you.” Eijirou pointed out, sniffing your clothes a little. “You were with other men!” He pouted, crossing his arms across his chest.
“Well, it was a party. Of course, there were more people.” You giggled, leaving your bag on the kitchen counter.
Kiri was not having it, his strong arms locking you into a tight embrace. "Now I gotta cuddle you until my scent is there again!" He claimed, throwing you into the couch to cuddle for the rest of the evening. Oh, if only people knew how much of a baby your scary pitbull was!
Dabi + Dobberman
@dabislittlemouse your puppy bites!
• Even if this scary looking dog may seem like some sort of hell hound when your first meet him, he comes from a very selective bloodline after all! His breed would be a Dobberman, with his ears pointy and tail short from being cut at a young age. Also, albino dobbermans have blue eyes! And so you have Touya (white fur) before becoming Dabi (black fur).
• He knows people fears him just by looking at their reactions, and he enjoys it! Dabi wonders, however, why you didn't run away the first time you approached him. He thinks you are very dumb for not being careful around him, but doesn't mind your company at all.
• Hates the idea of an owner but can't help the tail wag whenever you compliment him or do something that he finds exciting. The first time you see that reaction is when you tell him how cool he was!
• Sometimes allows you to see his canines and smirks when he notices how much you like them. Dabi likes to tease by saying "Do you want me to bite you that bad?"
• Dabi IS the definition of scary dog privileges. Looks like he'll bite and WILL bite if someone tries to approach you.
• He also refers to you as "Lady" because, in his eyes, your dynamic with him is similar to the "Lady and the tramp" story... Except the tramp is more of a hurt dog that turned aggressive against everyone except you.
• Won't admit it but enjoys resting his head on your lap whenever you are sitting, this only happens in private though. Bonus points if you caress his hair and ears, you can see the stump of his tail wag!
"Dabi, why are you standing under the rain? You'll get sick!" You worried, watching the man waiting for you outside your workplace. His black spiky hair had turned slick and damp, but his ears remained perked up with attentiveness as he watched you step out of the building. "Just making sure you walk home safe, nothing else." He grunted with his hands inside the pockets of his coat. "There were some drunk fucks a few blocks down."
You pulled out your umbrella and shielded him, "Yeah? Will you put them in their place if they misbehave?" He heard you joke, but the dark smirk he had on his face was enough to tell you an answer. "Who says I didn't take care of them already?"
Your mouth gaped for a moment in both worry and amazement, "Well, as long as they still breath."
"Yeah, they do... I think." Dabi snorted, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and flashing you a grin. "Now, let's get you home."
Bakugo + Chihuahua
@shonen-brainrot Your man is a Chihuahua, can't convince me otherwise
• A lot of people think Chihuahuas are evil, crazy and aggressive rats. Most of the time, they'd be wrong, but in Katsuki's case, the stereotype applies... partially. Chihuahuas are very friendly and social under the right circumstances, but if they get too spoiled or babied, they can develop a rather snarky and corrosive personality! So, on one hand, he is very attentive at home and knows when and where to be cooperative; on the other, if you push his buttons, he won't hesitate to bite.
• He has big fluffy ears, always pointing towards the sky. The tail matches, coated in soft cream fur. Hates when people tries to pet him and will get easily annoyed with baby talk; he is supposed to be scary, not some sort of fashion accessory people could coddle!
• Anxious, but not in the "I will have a mental breakdown and cry" type. He is anxious as in, "I feel vulnerable or attacked in this situation and will maul anyone who tries to approach."
• Like many Chihuahuas, he likes to be treated as a "big dog". Stands all strong and stern, plays rough, and will pick up a fight with people twice his size if he somehow thinks he can win (happens often, no one knows how). Definition of delulu tiny dog, and sometimes needs a reality check.
• Won't use a collar! At least not in a visible way. If you end up being his significant other, he will wear a collar but very subtly.
• Doesn't handle extreme temperatures very well, specially considering his quirk. Give this pup a sweater for God's sake!
"Goddammit, stop touching my damn ears!" Bakugo barked, swatting your hand away from him as you giggled. "Sorry, they're just too cute! Look at them twitch when I poke them." You pointed out, earning a growl from the blond. In a swift movement, he pinned you down on the couch, frowning and baring his teeth to you.
"I'm not your pet!" He huffed but the smirk on your face made his eyes widen in realization: he still was wearing the collar you gave him, tucked underneath the shirt of his uniform. "Relax, I won't do it again, ok?" You assured.
With a flustered face Bakugo let go of you, ears dropping with embarrassment. "Shut up, dumbass..." The blond mumbled, hiding his adorned neck with his clothes. "Has anyone seen it?" You asked curious. "Of course not! And I would kill them if they do." Smiling, you giggled. He was such a grumpy puppy!
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wallabywannabe · 3 years
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hmmm I discovered women’s barbershop quartets and I have some thoughts that no one wants to hear....
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so-many-muses-rp · 2 years
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Name:  Porcus Podex Species:  Human Alignment: A bag of dicks with a hole in it.
Relatives: Mother [ Deceased] Father in a Nursing Home Previously married to Aliana Anderson Estranged Son - Vanum
Appearance:
Porcus Podex is a tall man with a thin frame, he's got a blond toupee to cover his balding head, however the rat tail he sports is real. The headset is to keep his toupee firmly in place. Simultaneously smells the entire men's section of deodorant and also like he's never bathed in several years. (Think a bag of fish heads, rotting in a construction site's port-a-potty, that had been abandoned in a city dump during a summer heatwave. )
Accessories: Fish bolo tie, a hair tie that matches outfit, headset for work, a monocle, and a monogramed ascot.
Work/ Fancy Outfit: Custom tailored suit in maroon with light blue pinstripes, with black fancy red soled short heels
Casual outfit: Custom tailored track suit, mainly light blue, with maroon strips on the side, wearing a pair of custom made skin colored heels that make him look like he is barefoot.
Favorites (in no particular order)
Food: 1. Foie gras with truffles 2. Vegan Pizza 3. Tofurky
Snack: 1. salmon roe on crackers 2. fancy finger sandwiches 3. black garlic butter on a century egg
Color: Maroon
Backstory [Contains triggering content: child abuse, and toxic relationships]
He had a standard sitcom family life and then he discovered that he could just be a dick all the time and no one could stop him. He's a dick to just about everyone, including his wife and estranged son in unique individual ways.
After hearing the news of Earth's savior, Steven Universe had returned home from his 2 years out in space. It took seeing file footage of Steven healing the Earth with healing smooches with his gemstone on display, realizing that the local coffee shop waitress, Aliana, was a hybrid.
It wasn't too much of a leap to assume that since Steven and Aliana were both hybrids they would both have the same powers. Porcus making it his goal to woo this hybrid into being his. However, after the months of putting the effort into a relationship with Aliana, it dawned on him that he wasn't healed physically from his injuries or his bad eyesight, what he had noticed was, the longer he spent time with Aliana, he felt more confident in himself. Due to the fact, Aliana's empathetic powers had only picked up on the emotional burdens of his self doubt to be the only things that needed to be fixed because Porcus had always been a pig asshole.
Overtime, he'd grow more comfortable with his own personality, confident that the way he is was attractive to all around him, and not to mention having an exotic hybrid eye candy that made you feel incredible wasn't something he'd want to give up on.
However later, Aliana showed more interest in furthering the relationship making it clear that she wanted a child, with hinting and sending him links to cute products for toddlers and babies.
Porcus was feigning his supportive attitude of the idea of having a child, by getting more and more intimate with her, only to pass out shortly after leaving her to finish up herself.
He was confident in his attempts of having a kid and failing would beat her emotionally into a state that make her more reliant on him. However, he was wrong, when she had started showing him other options. However, due to this ego boost that he had from just spending time with her, Porcus had no doubt in his mind that Aliana would come to her senses after having a baby and realizing how much work and effort it'd be that he could just talk her into giving them up after a week. He was wrong on that account as well, he was fuming with jealousy, seeing her doting over a sniffling needy brat.
In public, he's a decent person. In private, he's proving his namesake was correct.
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