#it's a bit long

[incorrect-stalag-13]

LeBeau: It's Newkirk! Nom du chien! It's Newkirk! Colonel! Colonel, It's Newkirk! He's back

Hogan: Out of my way. Thank God He's back alive. I'm gonna kill him!

Hogan, to Newkirk climbing out of the tunnel: You jackass! What kind of idiotic stunt was that! For two cents I'll throw you in the cooler and throw away the key. You could've gotten yourself killed! What do you have to say for yourself?

Newkirk: Colonel, I gotta tell ya-

Hogan: I don't wanna hear it!

LeBeau: The Colonel was worried sick about you.

Hogan: Not sick just worried. Go get changed.

Newkirk: Right sir.

LeBeau: Welcome home Newkirk.

#submission #source: m*a*s*h #it's a bit long #peter newkirk #louis lebeau #corporal newkirk #corporal lebeau #colonel hogan #robert hogan #badassbiburgerbob: you must be a mind reader #i was about to put the shorter one in the queue right before i saw your submission :D

[theluminoussunflower]

your reminder to make pittsie hcs

it's been started, just u wait

#it's a bit long #but i want the most for my boy

[guiltburdened]

** START OF MID CREDITS SCENE FOR THUNDERBOLTS (2024) **

The scene opens to the ruined former Avengers compound, slowly being rebuilt since the final battle with Thanos in upstate New York. The camera pans out, to a table, and the new Captain America, Sam Wilson goes to place a plate of home made cookies on the table that Sarah and his nephews made. He placed the American shield ontop of it, to keep it hot, and then picked up Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. 

“So, the Viking hammer ontop of Steve’s shield, to keep people from stealing the cookies, huh?” Bucky said as he came into the room, having not talked to Sam since the Flag Smashers attack. Sam looked up, with a smirk. “You got it, man. I don’t think Thor is gonna steal my cookies, he’s cool like that, y’know? And Steve went home to the past, and nobody else can lift it.”

Bucky just smirked, and crossed his arms over his chest. Sam was quite a piece of work sometimes. “Whatever you say, bro.”

That made him stiffen up, and Sam wrinkled his nose. “I’m gonna pretend like you didn’t say that just now, man.” Sam asked. “How’s your band of misfits doing? Watch out for Walker. I don’t trust him.”

The soldier smiled. “I’ve got one eye on him at all times. Feels good. To command a band of brothers again. To give some orders, instead of following them. And to do the right thing again.”

Sam’s ringtone went off. “Damn, man. I wanted to hang up, but you actually got a call from the President. Him, and General Ross want to see you right away, for a debrief on your last mission.” He looked at his smartphone. “It’s Torres. I’ll be right back, man. I think he’s got a lead.”

Sam walked away, and then Bucky was alone, and he looked at the dish with the shield on it, and Thor’s hammer still ontop of it, pulsating with blue light. So this is the hammer that everyone is all worked up about, huh? The one who can lift it is worthy. Whatever that means.

The question of course burned in his mind, out of curiousity. He reached out for the hammer, with his black and gold metallic fingers, and gripped the handle of the hammer, and tightened his grip.

And Bucky gave the hammer a small pull.

The hammer came off of the shield with no resistance, and hummed softly for a minute, and Bucky just stared at it for a moment, his breath taken away. Steve had told him how so many people had tried to lift the hammer, and failed to even make it move. You’re all not worthy, Thor had said. Until Steve had felt budge, and he put it back, not wanting to upset Thor.

He was worthy. He stared at the hammer from the heavens in his left hand, his eyes watering up with tears of elation for a minute. Every minute of self doubt and loathing ended, and any remaining guilt that he harbored from his past washed away. He was good enough. Good enough to be an Avenger. Good enough to lead, and good enough to a hero. 

Worthy.

I think I’ve always known. I just needed to hear it from someone else, who wasn’t my girlfriend, or my best friend. My brother. I have always done what is right. For a long time. For Christ sake, I even fought off five guys who were bullies, when Steve and me were in the second grade. 

Isn’t that proof enough? He would never doubt himself again. No more self pitying parties. The cosmos told him so.

He lifted the shield, and picked up a cookie, and he put the hammer down quick, on the shield in place. Sam’s voice was returning, and he heard his footsteps, and he put the cookie in his pocket to hide it.

The hammer of course slid off the shield, because he didn’t quite put it back in a balanced place, and fell onto the table with a loud clang, just as Sam finished his phone call.

“Aww, man. What the hell? Thor took one of my cookies?”

Bucky just chuckled. “Yeah, man. He’s hungry and nuts, and I couldn’t stop him.” He said lying through his teeth. “He went that way if you want to give him a stern talking to, man.”

Sam huffed, upset. “God damn right I am!” He stomped away, upset. “See you later, Buck!” He left, and Bucky walked out of the Avenger’s compound, and he bit into the home made cookie that Sarah made.

“Good stuff.” He continued to chew it, heading for the Quinjet. He had a meeting with the President, and he didn’t want to be too late. He could always just land the Quinjet right on the White House lawn.

BUCKY BARNES YELENA BELOVA AVA STAR ALEXEI SHOSTAKOV JOHN WALKER ANTONIA DREYKOVA WILL RETURN **END CREDITS CONTINUE*

#out of pancakes #yup bucky is part of the small group who can lift mjolnir #it's a bit long #but a goodie #had to do do it #sam wilson #bucky barnes #fatws #thunderbolts

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

#also using a 14 gauge needle on you #mad scientist #mad science #sciencecore #villaincore #evilcore #unethical science #lab records #yes i know you’re not supposed to tell your test subjects which group they’re in. however i can disregard whichever good science practice #i so please as long as it’s for the bit #addendum: GIRL HELP MY POST

[inkskinned]

what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?

i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?

a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?

in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.

girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.

there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.

for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.

something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.

is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.

most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."

a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.

#warm up #writeblr #this one has bothered me for a bit #any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime #hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying #as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing #like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts #why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge #''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it #ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace #if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!! #men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible #ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing #the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light

#artists on tumblr #i'm so ready to be over winter #spring and warm weather can't come soon enough #my mood is directly linked to the temperature #so i'm trying to cope by channeling my nordic roots #lucia maiden is a cool bit of culture that i always liked as a kid #the whole school would be standing along the long hallway #in the dark #holding candles #while the one chosen as lucia would walk through it with a wreath and candles on her head and we all sing the Sankta Lucia song #i'm not religious but #the VIBES #were immaculate

[the-spirit-of-adventure]

Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!

#tmmof #the marvellous misadventures of flapjack #flapjack #bubbie #older flapjack #future au #my art #uppin my background game a bit alsdfkj #man even as an adult bro is cute asf #long post

[herssian]

i don’t know where the notion that if you don’t give big bucks to an artist then you’re not really supporting them came from, but when people say even a tiny bit of monetary support saves an artist, it’s not for the aesthetic or the gesture of it all. i’ve been able to have actual drinking water on days i’ve been incredibly broke simply because someone bought a brush pack for 2 euros. in the most actual, literal way i could possibly convey this: the SMALLEST amount counts. in practice counts. people-get-to-eat-today counts. especially in this age of everyone and their mother being out to deplatform artists. there’s value in the tiniest of ways

#don't get me started on how sharing people's works helps bring in the money down the line even if all you did was reblog something #a little bit goes a long way #that is all

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #jeremy fitzgerald #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #FINALLY more of Jeremy!! #sorry it’s taken so long for more of this boy but he returns 🩵 #Mike doing a self burn here too #HE knows very well he doesn’t have friends so how Michael got one #(​Mike has one friend too and that’s Jeremiah) #Least Mike made Jeremy laugh- #Jeremy just got here and his homie already being out on blast #I love the idea of Jeremy and Michael actually being friends #like Michael is awful anti social monster and he’s buddies with the most chipper guy ever #it’s good bit I think it’ll be fun to explore that more! #I gotta draw Jeremy more after this #there’s sm to draw with him 💜💜 #I hope yall like him and his design!!

[shadowtraveled]

"mithrun is the only real monsterfucker in dungeon meshi" is objectively the funniest bit you can get out of his everything, but in all seriousness i think his attraction to his love interest is deliberately overstated—and that makes sense, because romantic jealousy is a classic and digestible motive, which is explicitly what kabru was aiming for in condensing mithrun's backstory, and also because until chapter 94, mithrun wasn't willing to admit to the true nature of his desires.

but because romantic envy is both classic and digestible, it probably isn’t a unique enough or complicated enough desire to tempt a demon’s appetite. mithrun’s wish, as far as we can figure from kabru’s reduced retelling, was to have a life in which he had never become one of the canaries, and that carries like 3857 implications and desires within it. that’s delicious. his love interest acts as sort of a red herring to his motivation for making it, though. (side note: i'm saying "love interest" here because, keeping in mind that i barely speak japanese on a good day anymore, "想い人" is something i'd usually take as just kind of an old-fashioned and romantic way to refer to a lover, but in context i wonder if both the connotation of yearning and the vagueness are intentional, and i think this phrasing gets those aspects of it more effectively. anyway.)

mithrun considered his love interest to be untrustworthy. there was a minute where i thought that comment might be about a similar-looking elf (yugin, one of his squad members), but comparing the two…

the "sketchy" arrow is definitely referring to the elf we know as his love interest—the bangs go toward her right, she only has the one forehead ornament, and, most notably, her ears aren't notched.

every time she’s given a full-body depiction in his dungeon, she’s drawn as a chimera, with the body of a snake from the waist down. (side note: the “what if a dungeon has chimeras before reaching level 4?”/“then the dungeon lord is unstable” exchange just being mithrun grilling his past self alive is so funny. he’s so. but anyway) there are a couple things about this.

first, the snake part of the chimera appears to be modeled after some species of coral snake mimic

which, in the biology-for-fun manga, i… doubt is a coincidence, especially with the added context of the “untrustworthy” comment. the dungeon’s conjured illusion of mithrun’s love interest was a harmless copycat of a venomous original. for whatever reason, he felt this person was a threat and made up a "safe" version of her to be in a relationship with, and while it’s definitely possible to be attracted to or even love someone you find to be toxic and/or intimidating, when you take that into consideration alongside the configuration of her body, you get some interesting implications.

which brings us to our second point: if we assume that mithrun was not in fact fucking a snake, then sexual attraction, at least, was so far removed from his idea of a relationship with this person that he did not even bother to keep her dungeon copy human enough to maintain the illusion of the option of a sexual relationship. this is somewhat echoed in the depictions of their interactions, which also imply a frankly unexpected romantic distance. she kisses his cheek and he doesn't seem to react; she's at the edge of a narrow bed with only one set of pillows, on top of his blankets while he's underneath them.

the kiss is particularly interesting because it seems to contrast the text. kabru's narration tells us this was everything mithrun could have asked for, but mithrun is there looking unreadable to pensive, likely because this is right before the panel that makes it clear things in the dungeon are beginning to go wrong.

walking through this backwards for a minute, we have the physical barrier of his bedding and the spatial separation inherent in a bed made for one person, the emotional barrier of his mounting anxiety getting in the way of his ability to enjoy the affection he sought, and... the snake, which historically carries the connotation of temptation, yes, but also mistrust, barring physical intimacy. okay. ok. if a dungeon reflects the mentality of its lord, all of this might suggest that mithrun was not able to have any real desire for a relationship with this person. his unwillingness to be vulnerable or let another person in was insurmountable. but in that case, why was she such a focal point that she remained to the end, after his dungeon had stopped creating iterations of his friends to come and visit him? why would he get so upset over her meeting with his brother that he became lord of a dungeon about it?

well. mithrun's brother was also interested in her, probably genuinely. and mithrun had to win.

you have an older brother who your parents completely ignore, probably in part because he is chronically ill/disabled and almost definitely in part because he received a ton of recessive traits that resulted in rumors that he was an illegitimate child. you are aware, most likely because those same parents fucking told you, that you actually are an illegitimate child. but they keep you around because you had the good fortune of looking just like your mother. what can that possibly teach you but that you, like your brother, are disposable?

it's utterly unsurprising that mithrun, under these circumstances, developed a pathological need to be better than everyone around him. people don't keep you otherwise. i'd argue this is also why he says he looked down on everyone he knew while milsiril claims his dungeon reeked of feelings of inferiority—he sought out people's worst traits and prioritized them in his mind to protect his already extremely fragile sense of self-worth, and all the while he tried to be as likable and high-performing as he possibly could be. his parents disposed of him anyway, but even then he tried to keep up the performance. he was kind to everyone. he never once lost to a dungeon.

when he saw his "love interest" meeting up with his brother, what he saw was himself being replaced by a person his parents had always treated as worthless, and if that was what they thought of the child they'd kept, what value could anyone possibly see in the bastard they'd given away to die? mithrun and kabru tell the story like he wanted to win this unnamed elf's heart, but it was never about being with her. it was about cementing his worth, proving that he didn't deserve to be thrown away.

and so it's particularly cruel that his demon discarded him, too. but maybe it's also particularly gentle that, in the end, there was someone who refused to even consider giving up on him.

kui laid it out in three panels better than i could hope to.

yeah. it's love. you wanted to be loved, even when the only way you were able to understand it was through the desire to be wanted, and you wanted that so badly that the idea of being consumed felt like the promise of finally mattering to someone.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #mithrun #dungeon meshi #this has been rotating for a while but i wanted to check my evidence before getting into it thanks user angelspenance for posting that meme #half of this is just the text and the other half i'm sure has been said before but it's making my brain [radio static] so here this is #someone did for sure mention this but i do find it very cute that in his fucked up conjured world meant to portray his ideal reality #his teammates came to visit him. like part of the fantasy was then explicitly that they cared about him and were his friends. even though #he says he tried to see the worst in them. #hm it does feel important to note that i do also believe 100% in mithrun suicidality--his desire to be eaten does seem to focus a lot on #wanting it to be Over. wanting not to be left incomplete and empty anymore. #but that loops back around a bit to the hole in your heart that appears when you feel unloved. it's many things and the same thing at once #snakes #long post #severe problems #meshy

[friendly-neighborhood-imbecille]

So, what movie do you guys wanna watch?

Edit: fuuuuuuuck Tumblr dropped the quality like crazy

#they’re supposed to be a bit older here. like 17 or so #danny phantom #my art #fanart #danny fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #yo this took so long to make

[chibiveneficus]

i fucking love this show

#bang brave bang bravern #spoilers #BRAVERN'S PROJECTION WITH HIS NAME FOR EMPHASIS #THREE FUCKING SECONDS OF TOTAL SILENCE AS SUPERBIA COMPUTES #laughed a bit too loud #and a bit too long #i tried to merge these two clips with vlc for like two hours with no success and i giggled EVERY TIME

[eyes-of-nine]

hey mq your rival is kinda cute tbh😌👉👈

#aka you can thank tgcf for actually getting me back into drawing #idk how long that will last since my break is ending tomorrow but that's beside the point #fanart #tgcf #tgcf fanart #tian guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #feng xin #nan yang #fengqing #a little bit #my art

[sevrinve]

comfy casual firelord

#atla #atla fanart #zuko #Zuko fanart #Firelord Zuko #avatar the last airbender #fanart #it will soon become apparent I have a thing for men with long hair #this is Zuko a bit older obviously #idk how he can deal with all the heavy armour and robes #the pattern on the pants killed me btw #the dragon armband was referenced #draws #my art

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

#warm up #this isn't good #writeblr #this is complicated by the fact i can't stand up too long or i fuckken pass out and <3 hit my damn head <3 #but i did take a deep breath and buy myself the stupid rice cooker #and!!! a very cheap sushi kit!!! i have been wanting to try making sushi for literally YEARS #the kit was only like 15 dollars!!!! and i haven't purchased it bc?!!??!?!?!?!!? #..... i didn't get the mixer tho that felt. like a lot. like too much. #on my list is a kitchenaid. one day when i get a check and i have paid off my student debt #and medical debt #i will put that first little bit of cash #into a kitchenaid 5qt stand mixer (with attachments) #i really do just go into their refurbished section and stare lustily at each option #but yeah i feel guilty about the rice cooker even tho i know for a fact this damn thing is gonna be a lifesaver #oh shit also fuck i forgot to mention . poached eggs

[amphibianaday]

day 1527

#amphibian #frog #toad #i still dont think i can copy the style/anatomy of atul super well but im really enjoying this style of body #i think a lot of my older anthropomorphic toads specifically have a bit awkwardly long legs which this style solves :)