#it's a month til my birthday | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

#palindrome numbers are the coolest

#i wonder which days ppl get excited about where the date is written in other ways

#i should start double-writing the date so as to gather an idea

#edit: wait i remember why the date seemed significant earlier--

#it's a month til my birthday.

#got distracted by cool number sequences U_U

#last year's bday was p crummy thanks to a certain in-law and the year before that i was soooooo out of it i had to have my friend

#who had stayed over with me explain a few months later what we'd done and show me pictures and slowly piece the day back together

#(it was a really fun bday! we made cheesecake from scratch and... went to a play? saw a movie??? idk. did Something at a set time.

#i remember that part bc we had to ask someone to crack the oven open for us while we were gone. and then we had candy later--

#i remember that from the receipt i found. and my friend's hair was pink?? and i wore my scarab necklace. i think. not the saturn one

#bc that wouldn't have matched the buttons on my outfit lol)

#next year NEXT YEAR THO that'll be 2-22-22

#and i've been waiting for that birthday since i was a kid!!!!

#this year needs to end well and the next needs to start well bc if that birthday isn't as cool as its date

#then im gonna build a time machine and mess up the whoooooole timeline of the past few years and that will be my villain origin story.

#ppl will go ''why? why are you doing this?'' and i'll go ''it's all because of a less-than-stellar birthday...''

#and they'll go ''did something tragic happen when you were a child? on your birthday? that's terrible but still no excuse.''

#and i'll go ''no i was an adult and it was a good birthday just not as nice as i wanted it to be''

#and then i'll aim my death ray at whoever's talking and shoot

#but it won't be an actual death ray bc i'll have done the research to make time machines not death rays

#itll be my niece's plastic unicorn that if u squeeze it around the middle it shoots out soft rainbow balls u have to reload after each shot

#and then we'll go out for tea and cake and i'll pay with all the money i've made from doing the

#quintessential back-in-time activity of buying lotto tickets i already know the numbers to.

#move over marty mcfly

#ah now i kinda wanna dress up as him for halloween next year