#it's about fat mac and macdennis

[kennysaysthings]

Right… someone’s resistance

#iasip #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #macdennis #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny #help #what is this #i’m insane #talk about it #please do #love them #confession #season 7 #fat mac

[s6dennis]

so I know we have gruesome twosome Tuesday but what about the rest of the week

my ideas:

Macdennis monday

gruesome twosome tuesday

waitress Wednesday

thursday idfk thursdee

fat Mac Friday

Saturday satitsday (Glenn's)

sunday Charlie day day?

open application for better suggestions x

#there must be enough brainrot jelly in these donuts #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #postbox

[cutemeat]

3, 7, and 10!

3. what are your top 3 favorite episodes?

I have many many manyyyy faves (and also got this question a bunch, which excites me so dont worry ab that) so im gonna do different themes for my top 3's...

my top 3 fave eps of eps that I've rewatched the most are: The Gang Gets Romantic, The Gang Group Dates, and The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (with Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life as an honorable mention lol)

7. what’s something that we haven’t seen in the show yet that you’d like to see?

i clearly wanna see some resolution or 'get together' scene ONSCREEN (cuz i have argued previously that they HAVE already banged offscreen in Dennis Gets Divorced) but I'd like to see, at the very least, going from writing Macdennis as subtext to making that the overt text. Which, in their defense, they've started doing since s12 ... but I just hope they execute the culmination of the storyline they started in s12/s13 in a way that.. does not suck ass. and i'm usually willing to give rcg a lot of leeway about this particular thing cuz like. theyre str8 they dont know any better LOL. but yeah i wanna see mac and dennis kiss, fuck, date, idc! something!

other things i'd like to see: i'd like to see charlie getting some cathartic 'snapping' arc where he goes back into the badroom and in the vents and the gang cant get him out cuz hes rlly emotional (like as a result of his dad dying or smth) and he basically just snaps, Phantom of the Opera style but he'd be like the Phantom of Paddy's... and maybe this is all while Dee's trying to host an event of whatever kind and so hes just lurking around the whole time trying to sabotage the event... maybe he kidnaps someone LOL thatd be ccool

i also would LOVE to see waitress becoming a more recurring character, esp to team up with Dee. I'd ideally like to see them move IN together n be a duo, but I'll take what I can get. I also just wanna see Dee going crazy. I kinda want Dennis and Dee to have a swap where DEE is the angry, spiteful one and Dennis is just sad and pathetic at his lowest yknow? LOL. Like I think they could easily do this as well, and it seemed to me like they experimented with that kind of dynamic in Gets New Wheels. and lastly, PUT DEE IN THE DUSTER!!!!

i'd like to see more of Mac's ACTUAL life... cuz he has been TALKING about doing all this shit the past couple seasons but we dont get to see what he's ACTUALLY getting up to. So sorta a Mac's Double Life ep but done much better LOL. I just want some character exploration with Mac cuz they seem to be struggling with what to do with Mac since he came out. And I know part of that also has to do with Rob wanting to have a gay man in the writers room but (so far, as far as I know) not being able to get any lol.

I'd also like to see some shit about whatever is going on with Frank that we found out he has a serious, terminal disease in s11... but ik a lot of ppl have said that before me, and for good reason its like.. wtf is going on there LOL

10. who’s your least favorite character?

shit... good question.... yknow i'll just use this as an opportunity to say i hate the way they wrote fat mac. it just felt like they squandered his potential. the way they executed the joke itself was just reeking of rcg's own body image issues which makes it just uncomfortable/not funny if you dont ALSO have rcg's body issues LOL. like i think if they'd done a slower progression over time where the characters just Look Their Age as they age would be a good subversion and probably not too difficult to maintain LMAO. and if Rob wanted Mac's part in that to be gaining some weight for a season/a couple seasons that could've been subversive in itself and done well. But I think bc they made it a seasonal gimmick it suffered for that. So I'm not really answering the question i Know but KJDFGNKDJ tbh i loooove the cast of characters we've become familiar with I think they're all great

#thank u sm!!! <3

[ihavebigfeelingsandithurts]

Here

#it's about fat mac and macdennis #iasip #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #macdennis #it's always sunny in philadelphia #it's always sunny #sweet dee

[superwhoavengertorchlock]

S13 Mac can like get it

#just fhinking about boo #i think i might be high off sleep deprication #but that is the love of my life #only second to danny devito #danny devito can also like get if #it #iasip #mac #its always sunny in philadelphia #im sorry this is a lie every season of mac can get if #fat mac is a bear #and twink mac needs to be nurtured #but buff mac picked dee up by her vagina so like #hey x #macdennis

[ace-beef]

Introductory Always Sunny Episodes

So upon yelling about this show so much to anybody who would listen or at least tolerate being in the same room as me, I somehow managed to get a few people interested in watching the show. Now, how I was introduced into the show was my friends showing me random, good, episodes from random seasons and I think that that is the best way to get into the show, because it eases a new viewer into the unique vibe of the show and it’s wacky characters. 

And so I spent literal days compiling (or at least trying to compile) the most perfect list of episodes to introduce someone to the show who has never seen it before (most of my time was spent rewatching episodes tbf). I even spent the time to organise the list into a specific watch order so you just watch down the list and follow it from top to bottom. 

Anyway I decided to show it here because maybe it’ll be useful for people! It’ll be under the break (also where some episodes got taken off streaming services it changed the episode numbers of some episodes. I’ve put down both numbers but like I’ve also written the episode title obvs so yeah) 

- ‘Sweet Dee has a Heart Attack’ S4 EP9 - 'The Gang Gets Quarantined' S9 EP7 - 'The Gang Goes to a Water Park' S12 EP2 - 'Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City' S3 EP14 - 'Storm of the Century' S7 EP6 - 'Charlie Work' S10 EP4 - 'The Gang Hits the Road' S5 EP2 - 'Reynolds vs Reynolds: The Cereal Defence' S8 EP10/EP9 - 'The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis' S5 EP1 - 'The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods' S6 EP11/EP10 - 'The Gang Texts' S14 EP5/EP4  - 'CharDee MacDennis: The Game of Games' S7 EP7 - 'Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare' S2 EP3 - 'Hundred Dollar Baby' S2 EP5 - 'The Gang Solves Global Warming' S14 EP7/EP6 - 'The Gang Gets Trapped' S7 EP9 - 'Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire' S3 EP8 - 'Underage Drinking: A National Concern' S1 EP3 - 'How Mac Got Fat' S7 EP10 - 'Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats' S6 EP10/EP9  - 'Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs' S11 EP5 - 'The Aluminium Monster vs Fatty Magoo' S3 EP5 - 'The Gang Buys a Boat' S6 EP3 - 'The Gang Dines Out' S8 EP9/EP8  - 'Mac Finds His Pride' S13 EP10

#I can very easily explain my whole process of getting this list #like if you're thinking 'oh but what about this episode?? why is that not here??' #then it probably didn't comply with the rules I had set out #I had a whole system lmao #this is definitely the work of a neurodivergent person sgjdfj #I still want to shuffle some episodes around on the list #but like I will always want to change it #so I'm leaving it alone #always sunny #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #beef speaks

[a-a-a-anon]

not a lot of people care about the prophecy anymore but here are my headcanons for a chardee macdennis double wedding:

they had to get married in a joint wedding, obviously. neither party would agree to getting married after the other. the topic was brought up and it led to hours of fighting and the threat of arbitration. each party presented their case to frank so he would be a deal breaker and pick who would get married first, but frank refused to get into that mess. they eventually agreed to do a simultaneous wedding

they frantically plan the wedding in one night, treating it like another scheme. during the course of that night they realize they don't really know a lot of people to invite. in the end dennis is appointed as dee's bridesman and dee as dennis' groomsmaid. mac's appointed as charlie's groomsman and charlie as his. they’re really pretending to treat it like a civilized affair. it's franks job to finance and to walk dennis and dee down the aisle (he's really involving himself for mac and charlie's sake. mac because he's proud of him because of MFHP and charlie because he's been his best friend for the last 20 years. he still thinks the twins are bastard crackheads)

they have 4 separate bachelor/bachelorette parties which are like mini versions of dee/charlie/mac/dennis days. frank complains he should be getting a party too and the gang yells at him that only people getting married get bachelor/bachelorette parties.

on the wedding day, the twins get ready together and charmac get ready together:

the twins are snide - "jesus christ sweet dee u should've gotten something with sleeves. that dress does nothing for ur fat bird arms" "well that blazer makes u look like a duck. it's too small" (she's right, the lapel bulges. for a moment dennis stops applying mascara:) "wha- i- why would you say something like that to a man on his wedding day..." or something like that. they're also weirdly competitive and are trying to have a Better wedding than the other, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve in a joint wedding

charlie and mac are in the other room, incredibly anxious and sweaty and trying to keep each other from freaking out. they're trying to huff glue without getting any on their tuxes. dee made mac promise he won't let charlie eat so much cheese before the wedding because it makes his breath repugnant. mac ignores this and actually decides to try stress eating cheese too in an attempt to quell his pre wedding anxiety. they also helped each other dress in their tuxes (they’re used to getting someone from a non-'white trash' background to help them dress for fancy events)

dee's vows include a bunch of bad dirty jokes, tailor written for the occasion. they are groan inducing

before the wedding, charlie was afraid his vows wouldn't come out good (because sometimes words get blocked up in his mouth and he don't say it no good). he felt pressured to write something and writing words in itself is scary to him. in the end, he does a short simple sweet song for his vows. he got artemis (artemis is there, obviously) to pull out a keyboard when he cued her.

a good chunk of his vows dennis devotes to himself

mac pulls out a goddamn STACK of cue cards when it's his turn to say his vows. the gang expects a repeat of the Gang Texts situation where mac has way too much to say. instead it plays out like this post

during the wedding frank does a speech for all of them and it's just like his awkward speech on the boat in thunder gun express. he somehow brings up the topics of the waitress and mandy and banging etc and the gang is like COME ON FRANK

afterwards they play chardee macdennis and all the fantastic points in this post takes place

none of them spend their ‘first night as a married couple’ uh consummating their marriage or anything. no, they get hospitalized because chardee macdennis always ends in disaster

and a bonus crack idea: artemis gets called in as frank’s emergency contact and the gang is like oh? we didn’t know she was your emergency contact. frank replies that of course she is, the wife is always the emergency contact. he nonchalantly explains he got married that morning before all of them. the gang is greatly angered because they had a whole discussion on who should get married first and they had agreed to do a Thing! but they’re stuck in their crutches/beds/neck braces/etc and are incapable of unleashing their fury on frank without immense pain (not that this stops them from attempting to do so)

and afterwards frank promises them ice cream or something

#these are all silly i KNOW especially those last few vdjskafksh let me live #iasip #chardee #macdennis #the prophecy #iasip headcanons #it's always sunny #nina.rambles #soulmates of pain #also if a chardee macden wedding were ever an episode (and i know it'd never be but for a second imagine) #they'd have to play Wedding Bells Are Breaking Up That Old Gang of Mine at SOME point #because a) its quite fitting b) it would make for great emotional dissonance if played it during a chaotic scene #since the song is quite sweet #like if they played it at the chaotic violent climax of chardee macdennis #or at the end when they're promising to make artemis a widow #etc

[bastardcatthings]

No, you know what? it's not funny (Rant)

Watching "Mac and Dennis buy a timeshare" and "being Frank" back-to-back just insanely unsettles me in regards to Dennis (and the rest of the gang's) treatment of Mac. Like, it's no secret that the gang (and specially Dennis) have started treating Mac like shit for no absolute reason (cuz he’s annoying? please, you guys SAY that more than you actually show it to us. Mac is not any more annoying than he was before. If anything, he is less annoying now that the whole bossy thing/” gay people bad” phase of his has fizzled out...) but to actually see it play out within the span of 40 minutes is just too much. And they're not even that far apart! They're only 2 seasons apart; that's only 20 episodes! Like, not even a full season in comparison to longer sitcoms! And yet such a blatant 180° shift in the characterization and for what?! It's not even funny! Not even the fucking dudebros on reddit think that Mac being excessively submissive to Dennis and just overall pathetic is funny! Like how fucked up is the situation that not even redditors are trying to laugh at him cuz obviously a man being in love with his best friend is the funniest goddamn thing in the world (they said, sarcastically, trying to not go on a rant about people who actually act like Dennis is a successful womanizer or that mac was “ruined” by coming out or keep making bird jokes about Kaitlin and God I’m getting angry again)

Shipping be damned (since most times this problem get addressed, it's in regards to macdennis) this affects the platonic friendships (the whole group dynamic) in the show SO MUCH as well. Look, sunny is not a cuddly show, nor is it a feel good one in any(conventional) ways, but it always has had a heartwarming element in the relationships that the members of the gang have with each other. While not healthy or wholesome 99% of the times, there is something almost endearing about the games that Charlie and frank play at night times. about Dennis and Dee having similar quirks that remind you, yeah! they're twins! About Charlie and Dennis sharing one (1) single brain cell, dee and Dennis still referring to frank as their dad when he's not around, Mac and Dee being unhinged together, the boys giving the first bite of the steaks to Dee and toasting to her when she tied the waiters shoe laces. Something about Mac and Charlie throwing rocks at trains just like they used to do when they were kids and of course, the holy grail of relationships on sunny (and damn me for getting back to them because I wanted to talk about mac and Charlie, AND I WILL IN A MINUTE) Mac and Dennis. doing, well, anything. No matter what they did they were always on each other’s team. Recession? boom. everybody fired but us. Mortgage crisis? Boom. We're playing realtor husbands. Dee got scammed? well we won't be baby, let's go get ourselves a new set of golf clubs. No matter what happened in the show, they were by each other’s side- literally, these guys are constantly sitting/standing/walking next to each other- so much so that you don't even notice how weird it is that they get on so great. Hell, THEY don't even notice until Dee points it out to them in mac and Dennis breakup! On the gang misses the boat, Charlie and Dee themselves said the reason they never did anything that they wanted was because MAC AND DENNIS would judge them!!! They are the DEFINITION of a package deal. And look where we are now.... anyways also gotta talk about Charlie and mac, y'know, the guys who PRACTICALLY GREW UP TOGETHER?? Remember the time when Dennis was actually jealous that Charlie considered Mac his best friend? And he was so ADAMANT about it and only started to waver after he suspected Mac might be sleeping with the waitress? The guy who told Mac: those others guys didn't get us man but I feel like you just get me we just click (kinda paraphrasing but this was the gist) THAT GUY turned into this sarcastic a-hole that just dismissively says: He's fat, he's skinny, he's muscular, it’s really a cry for help and attention......REALLY?!?!?!?and it's not even that Charlie is actually an asshole in season 13, his character is pretty much the same expect towards Mac. Because the writers needed everyone to hate mac sooo much, they forgot their characters whole backstory and relationships. Nice. Real nice guys. Speaking of the writers needing everyone to hate mac,

WHY IS MAC FILLING THE ROLE THAT DEE ALREADY HAS?!?

See, I don't enjoy seeing Dee belittled or mocked by the guys, except that I do. Kaitlin Olson really struck gold with Dee's character. She brings this air of empty confidence and slight narcissism to Dee that makes it SO MUCH EASIER to hate her. Even if you don't hate her, at least Kaitlin gives you a performance that on the surface makes you believe that Dee really has better things to do and she's not really stuck with the guys ,so that makes you feel safe about the effect this may have on her feelings and you allow yourself to laugh unapologetically to every oldie but goldie bird joke that the boys throw at her, even tho if you actually sit down later and think about it , you realize that yeah she has nothing better to do and nowhere better to be and this is her only friend group and family! but by then you have already laughed at the episode and this is just you thinking about it on overtime so the writers don't care .They achieved the goal of making you exhale from your nose. But with rob McElhanney?? yeesh.... it's just blatantly sad. There is just the surface. There is no deeper layer. There is no overtime and most importantly, there is no laughter because Rob with those big brown puppy dog eyes of his looks so goddamn sad and broken that as a person who genuinely cares about these garbage people, you can't really bring yourself to laugh at him (also points to Kaitlin for being a woman which makes her easier to hate/laugh at her misfortune since media has desensitized the masses to the female characters getting ragged on all the time especially in comedies. yay misogyny!!) I still believe that THE saddest line in iasip was said by Mac on season 13 ep.1, which was "you guys like me, right?" ......... was this really supposed to be funny? I mean shit man, with Rob's face when he said that and the defeated tone he had while saying it.... it's like in the gang broke Dee, even the guys know that when you don't defend yourself, it's just not funny back and forth anymore, it's just sad (also with dee at least they tried to come up with fun insults and jabs, which is way friendlier imo than acting disgusted by mac all the time/not even acknowledging he exists)

This of course is not to say that Rob is not a talented actor, just that it's always been that way. Dee is the punching bag and mac is the bossy guy and even tho they are much more than that, you really shouldn't try to completely swap/break these character molds after a decade. It will just fail to land. And the funny thing is that sunny prides itself on the policy that these characters do not change and grow as time passes and you know what? They've for the most part upheld this little law of theirs. Frank and Charlie and dee only suffered minor flanderization throughout the show (I like to think that the fact they all seem more normal on the first few seasons is just the natural progression of these human beings, in-universe) all the while Dennis and mac make absolutely no sense in the roles they have assumed in the show as of right now (season 14). There was a time where Dennis WILLINGLY let Mac presume the role of the brains of the trio!! Now imagine season-14-the-head-cow's-always-grazing- Dennis agree to that. Can't, can you? And that's not a good sign and that's not in-world progression (or, well, regression I guess) either since it makes no sense how he got from point A to point B. Dee started from setting a girl on fire for stealing her look pre-season one and a decade later she got revenge on her stripper ex-boyfriend by booking him a gig at his daughter’s party. You can see how she got there but how did Dennis go from being deeply invested in an argument about being a power bottom in the middle of a scheme, to visibly scoffing at Mac's suggestion to bring the bit back … I'm at a loss.

And you know what bothers me the most? What prompted me to write this monster of a text out of spite? The fact that I just KNOW that rcg (and Megan or whoever else) don't have ANY plans to take this somewhere. As much as I want to believe it, this is not Mac "gently coaxing Dennis out of the closet through patience" (they've had many opportunities to hint at that and they just didn't, in fact they chose to go the opposite direction and show us Dennis legitimately hates this whole thing coughtimesupforthegangcough) or Mac "shedding his toxic masculinity and bossiness and being more relax and happy" he's NOT happy! In fact, we have been shown (more like seen repeatedly be used as a joke) that Mac is constantly upset with his current situation (*do you think Dennis hates me? * *You guys like me, right? *) and this is not Dennis being angry with mac that he pushed Dennis in the closet but now is out himself (as much as I ADORE ADORE ADORE this take on why he dislikes Mac so much after coming out, please never stop writing about this scenario)

Look *deeeep sigh* I'm tired and I've digressed so damn much from my original point. This was supposed to be a three paragraph long shit post but somehow 4 hours later, we're here because ultimately, I (for whatever reason) care about these horrible people and I genuinely want this show that I love so much, be the best it can be and yeah maybe I care too much about whether or not a misogynistic, gay,40 something year old, FICTIONAL guy who is obsessed with his best friend and has a sticky bible, gets made fun of by his equally loser friends but hey, that's the sunny way. Getting too pumped about shit that matters too little.

But of course, in the end

REASON WILL PREVAIL.

#you know what? #prove me wrong rcg #make me look like a cynical clown #I dare you to do it #I WANT you to do it #but you won't #I'm so fucking pissed I got a headache #fuck it I'm tired of being optimistic with this shit #but still hope that rcg actually dod this with a plan and it wasn't just for temporary change of the status quo #said the clown with it's clown makeup running down it's clownish face #how long is this? #this is the longest tvshow related thing I've ever written #so when I tell yall I'm PASSIONATE ABOUT MAC... #sigh #I'm gonna go sleep #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny in philadelphia #mac macdonald #dennis reynolds #charlie kelly #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #macdennis

[hethey-charliekelly]

i’m home for thanksgiving and so i’ve been jumping around the old seasons of always sunny with my mom (as one does) and i wanted to watch chardee macdennis and i remembered that it’s season 7. this is how the conversation with my mom went

me: “oh yeah, this is season 7. mac is fat in this one.”

mom: “which one’s mac?”

me: “oh my god so it’s not ap bio guy”

mom: “okay”

me: “… not danny devito”

mom: “okay”

me: “and not the short guy. the other tall one.”

mom: “the one with black hair?”

me: “yes!”

mom: “and what about him?”

me: “he’s fat in this season.”

mom: “what does that mean?”

me: “the actor gained about 60 pounds in between seasons.”

mom: “oh my god why?”

me: “it’s a whole thing, you’re not gonna get it.”

mom: “… okay? so he’s fat?”

me: “yes. let’s watch.”

episode starts, they talk whatever, mac enters, visibly bigger than she’d seen before

mom: “wow! he’s so big!”

… yes, mom, that’s what i’ve been trying to tell you!

anyways this was probably funnier in the moment than it is now but imma post it anyways because what’s tumblr if not a place for irrelevant shitposting

#always sunny #mac #mac mcdonald #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[kafkian]

Could you do 10 for the kiss prompt with macdennis (maybe with fat Mac?)

10. desperately. 

Dennis wakes up in the sun, or at least it feels that way – so warm his clothes are clinging under his arms, thick stripes of light falling across his waist and legs. Until he realises that it's just Mac soft heavy weight, arm and leg thrown over Dennis's body like a harness. He's breathing too loudly, shoved next to Dennis's ear. Always so loud these days; Dennis makes a mental note to add sleep apnea to the list. Mac has to start listening to him about this; he has to start paying attention.

It's dark outside. They must have fallen asleep. He tries to turn around to rectify this but Mac's arm tightens around his waist and he can't make himself pull hard enough to disturb the grip. Mac so rarely sleeps in here anymore, although that can only be considered Dennis’s fault by the most unreasonable of definitions – the last time Dennis can remember is a couple of months ago, when he’d yelled at Mac for leaving crumbs in his bed.

‘Hey,’ he says, quietly. ‘Mac. Let me up.’

Mac grumbles and shoves himself further against Dennis's body, melding his warmth to the thin line of Dennis's back. Dennis sighs.

‘Mac,’ he says, and then when this doesn't elicit any further response: ‘Baby?’

‘Mmm,’ Mac mumbles, groaning. Dennis can tell the exact moment he wakes up for real because he goes completely still, a bolt of absent movement, and then pulls his arm and leg back. Dennis shivers at the abrupt withdrawal of warmth.

‘Sorry,’ Mac says, sounding shocked at himself. ‘S’ry, I –’

‘Don't,’ Dennis cuts him off. He twists on his side so that he can just about make out Mac's face in the dark, flushed from the heat of their sleeping and marked with pillow creases. Rounder and sweeter and happier, some of the time, than he used to be. ‘Don't.’

‘But –’ Mac starts. He doesn't have time to finish before Dennis is pushing himself across the mattress toward him. The kiss doesn't land quite right the first time, but that doesn't matter as much as stopping what Mac was going to say. Dennis doesn't want to hear it. There isn't a protest big enough to dwarf Dennis's lips pressed into the wet edge of Mac's mouth; there can't be.

‘Dennis, you –’ and Dennis kisses him again, this time insistently enough that Mac stops trying to talk. He throws himself into it instead, making that helpless sound that Dennis could never help lighting up for. It wouldn't be fair to judge him for it, not when he can trace that sound all the way back to their teenage years. It's hard to give up something like that when you're the first person who ever drew it out.

‘Please don't, please don't,’ Dennis is mumbling when he pulls back to breathe. He doesn't know why; he’s not even really fucking awake. Because of the twitch in Mac's hands, maybe, like they were thinking about letting go. Mac is so soft like this, unbelievably so; so warm and soft and safe, the brush of his beard tickling slightly against Dennis's face, warming to a scratchy rub as they kiss.

If he could never leave – if Dennis had to stay in one place, always –

‘Don't what?’ Mac asks, rubbing his back. Trying to be gentle. He hesitates. ‘Don't touch you? I –’

‘No,’ Dennis says, frustrated. He takes Mac's hand and plants it firmly on his back. ‘Don't stop.’

‘Oh,’ Mac says, as surprised as Dennis will be in six hours when they wake up still tangled together in the morning, breathing slow and deep and perfectly in sync. He starts rubbing Dennis's back again; maybe he even feels the knots untie. ‘Okay.’

#what up i made myself cry with this one ! #macdennis #answered #my work #always sunny

[ace-charlie-kelly]

For the post about the characters and why you watch it, IASIP i guess since I don’t know any others. What other stuff do you watch? :)

Favourite character: i always go back and forth between mac and charlie

Funniest character: charlie and frank

Best-looking character: fat mac SPECIFICALLY

3 favourite ships: macdennis, dennis/country mac, and the rare but Most Valid waitress/artemis

Least favourite character: uncle jack

Least favourite ship: there isn’t one i actively dislike

Reason why I watch it: it sparks joy (in theory)

Why I started watching it: “diD yOu EaT thE STICKERS tHaT wERe aLL oVeR it????’’ “YEAH it was GROSS’’ “of COURSE it’s gross. it’s a STICKER” “I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE’’ was turned into a vine back in like 2013 and it was an inside joke between me and my sister for like a year before we even watched sunny. we ended up looking up some other clips and realized how much the show aligned with our sense of humor and finally decided to watch it. now it lives in my head rent free for life.

and to answer your question, some other shows I really like are doctor who, star trek, hannibal, the good place, steven universe, and schitt’s creek, just to name a few. right now i’m mostly focused on julie and the phantoms. obviously this blog is just about sunny, but those are some other shows i like at least as much as sunny and i post about a lot on my main.

#lilhaileyfoofoo

[globrights]

iasip s2 rated by macdennis content

Charlie Gets: Mac and Dennis decide to pretend to be handicapped by going around the mall in wheelchairs, but after you see their stupid squabbles and fights over who gets to have polio and you see them brawl it out in the middle of a shopping mall, plus that scene where Mac just sighs and puts his head in his hand and his other hand on Dennis... you realize the whole thing is just a very elaborate Intricate Ritual. A very horrible one, for sure, but still. Dennis drunkenly whines to Mac about his dead stuffed elephant and it prompts Mac to want to go to a strip club despite previously being perfectly happy to get drunk with Dennis alone in the bar. Mac ordering Dennis to drive them to the strip club and Dennis talking about how he’s gonna buy both Mac and himself lap dances at the strip club is indicative of how Dennis has been sugar daddying Mac for years yet he’s also a little gay baby who does whatever Mac tells him to. At this point in their relationship. rcg please bring this back. 9/10

The Gang Goes Jihad: “You’re an idiot.” “You’re an idiot.” Mac and Dennis are both big stupid and they have no rights. 8/10

Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare: Mac gets mad at Dennis and Dee when they go on unemployment. At the end when Frank calls his kids crackheads, Mac gives Dennis a somewhat comforting tap on the shoulder. 5/10

Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom: Mac has sex with Dennis’ mom. There are a lot of layers to this, but many suggest that Mac really just wants to bang Dennis. They get into a brawl on the grass. Lots of touching. 8.5/10

Hundred Dollar Baby: “Oh yeah, you’re like, the second toughest guy I know.” I refuse to discuss this episode. Mostly because I don’t know what the hell is going on. What was happening here? Mac and Dennis are trying to fuck Charlie, they’re trying to fuck each other, they’re wearing matching outfits, they’re going to street fights together? They seem to be very turned on by the prospect of inflicting pain on Charlie maybe? I don’t know. I don’t want to talk about it anymore. 9/10

The Gang Gives Back: Mac and Dennis are that couple that will fight like cats and dogs and then five seconds later say shit like this: “Great, Dennis and I will coach a team,” and then sweetly fist bump and then be so confused when they get split up... 8.5/10

The Gang Exploits a Miracle: Not much going on here :( But Mac does look mildly concerned when Dennis asks Cricket if his face looks fat, although at the end when Dennis passes out Mac is the one to suggest that Cricket teabag Dennis. 2/10

The Gang Runs For Office: Mac nominating Dennis to be their election candidate and complimenting Dennis’ “Kennedy Hair” which makes Dennis get this shy look as he touches his hair... wow... 8/10

Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Asses: Wearing matching shirts? Rainbow necklaces? Leaning in so close to talk to each other? 9.5/10

Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad: Some scattered bickering and insults thrown around here and there. 3/10

#text #macdennis #iasip #rated #tbh i like #wrote this n the s1 one ages ago #just kept forgetting n procrastinating #...copying and pasting it #rip #anyway guys i have a math final soon wish me luck #xoxo

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Macdennis + Mania (Fallout Boy)

I simply can not listen to the Fallout Boy album Mania anymore without thinking about Macdennis. Some of those lyrics sound just like the whole album written from Mac’s perspective to or about Dennis? I get so excited when I listen to those songs now! I know it’s a very niche thing so I’m going to break down some of the lyrics from some of the songs, hopefully some other Macdennis shippers can see what I mean. (All lyrics are in italics)

Hold Me Tight Or Don’t

And when your stitch comes loose I wanna sleep on every piece of fuzz And stuffing that comes out of you

‘stitch comes loose’ that’s Mac talking about when Dennis is having one of his bad days. Breaking down, feeling emotionless, feeling too many emotions. That’s Mac just wanting to be there for him. Fuck…

So hold me tight Hold me tight, or don't Oh n-n-no, no this isn't how our story ends So hold me tight

Mac just really wants Dennis to hold him! That is all. Also ‘isn’t how our story ends’. Mac never gives up on Dennis. He’ll reject him, move states and more but Mac isn’t giving up. That’s love right there!

I can't not be with you Or be just your friend I love you to death But I just can't, I just can't pretend We were lovers first Confidants but never friends Were we ever friends?

That. That right there. That is Macdennis from BOTH their perspectives. Sure they were best friends, now slowly to the fear of them both they are becoming more than friends. But wait were they ever just friends, was there always something else deep down, WERE THEY EVER JUST FRIENDS?

I'm pretty sure that this isn't how our story ends

Hell yeah it isn’t, boys! I am so ready for series 14.

Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)

There's nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybody but you Than to be loved by everybody but you, but you

Mac and his desperate yearning for Dennis and Dennis alone.

I know it's just a number but you're the 8th wonder

Really desperate yearning™

I miss the days when I pretended with you I miss the days when I pretended with you, with you

Although Mac is happy that he is out and proud, he misses the days when he pretended to be just friends with Dennis. Now Dennis knows Mac’s feelings he seems more distant and tense around him. It was easier.

And I became such a strange shape, such a strange shape from trying to fit in Yeah, I became such a strange shape, such a strange shape

Mac has been many shapes. Fat, skinny, bear, hunk, twink, beefcake, you name it! Many of these body types purposefully, to try and fit in.

Church

Oh damn, hearing this song now makes me legitimately feel crazy. Like the whole song sounds like it was written from the perspective of someone who is deeply religious so feels really desperate and guilty about falling in love with someone that their religion says they shouldn’t. That’s just Macdennis! I’m

If you were church, I’d get on my knees Confess my love, I’d know where to be My sanctuary, you’re holy to me If you were church, I’d get on my knees

The whole song sounds so desperate. It’s Mac and his canon head over heels love for Dennis, babey!

I love the world but I just don't love the way it makes me feel

Like bro, that lyric right there is just Mac when he hated himself for being gay because he thought that it was sinful and god would hate him for it. 

My sanctuary, you're holy to me

That’s Mac talking about Dennis, bro…

I could go off about many other songs on that album too, but then my post would be annoyingly long. I am so in deep with shipping Macdennis right now. That’s a good ship right there. it’s making me crazy sounding.

#I know this won't get many notes #it's niche #i'm not looking for them. I needed to vent about my fixation on my garbage blog. it needed to be in words. it's been on my mind for weeks. #macdennis #mac macdonald #dennis reynolds #It's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip

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He got salsa on his shirt

#you okay there buddy? #fat mac is the softest of soft bois #idc #I'm trying to ignore Dennis in the background bc this is about Mac but I can't #somebody needs to take care of mac ans that's gonna be me #*screeching noises* #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #iasip #macdennis #dee reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #it's always sunny #vid

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in all honesty, after season 13 i really don’t know how i feel about macdennis anymore. it actually feels wrong. i want mac to have 1. himself and 2. someone who actually fucking LIKES him and not someone who’s constantly telling him he’s annoying or ugly or fat. it’s so clear how much approval mac needs from dennis and how much his life revolves around him and ugh. i just want better for him.

#my post #iasip #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #season 13

[perenial]

thoughts on what u want in s14

hmm ideally?

fat mac renaissance 

more artemis!! preferably with the waitress and it’s revealed they’ve been casually dating since the boggs reboot

I’m really interested in what charlie’s life is like without his infatuation with the waitress. it’s been such a foundational aspect of his character for so long and I hope we get to see how not having that has changed his personality

full on dennis breakdown babey! let the bastard man suffer

more frank & mac interactions now that they Get each other

I know it’s not gonna happen but I’d bust a nut if cindy returned

chardee macdennis 3: here we go again (bonus points if dennis gets emotional battery)

mac dating a string of tiny twinks and dennis just getting more and more jealous with each passing dude

I’d love an episode like being frank but about dee. what does she do when she’s not with the gang? is she still trying to improve herself or has she given up? 

and most importantly, a fucking explanation of what happened in north dakota

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