#it's all about the yearning baby

[miekasa]

when your children are still babies, they get so so upset when gojo comes home and doesn’t immediately pick them up. your baby has recently learned that the sound of the front door opening and closing usually signals the return of their father so tonight, when the door opens, your baby’s head perks up. when he finally takes his shoes off and makes his way into the home, he spots his little angel on the couch. “hi baby!” he coos at them with a smile on his face and his hands full with some packages. “let me go put these down and i’ll be right back!” he tries to explain, to which your baby just obliviously smiles at, just happy to see their father and know that he’s giving them attention. but when they realize that he’s leaving their sight and didn’t immediately pick them up… oh have mercy. it becomes a shit storm because who does he think he is?? to not give his baby all his time and attention! gojo comes running back into the living room confused as to why they’re crying but as soon as he picks them up, they stop crying and start giggling. what a dramatic little baby you’ve been blessed with. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree ig

— doc dad levi anon

SHUT UPPPPP because you know Satoru loves the attention too, they’re a perfect match together bye. All you can do is stand, bemused, as Satoru picks up the baby and almost instantly quells his crying, rocking him back and forth before stretching his arms to hold the kid at eye level with him and cooing, “Oh, I’m sorry my love, I missed you too, soooooo much,” Satoru bends his arms to brush their noses together and grin at the giggles the baby emits, “You missed me too, yeah? Aren’t you the sweetest little thing, missing me like that? So precious.” Satoru covers the baby in kisses and sweet words for nearly five straight minutes and they both love to bask in each other’s attention (you have the videos to prove it).

Something kinda funny tho is… you’re 98% sure your son can tell that Satoru will give into quickest lmfaoo. Your baby cries sometimes when you have to leave him, sure, and can definitely throw a fit when he wants your attention—but he seems to know to cry (or squeal, or babble, or screech) on demand for his sucker of a father. Nanami, Shoko, Megumi, and Yuuta (your on rotation band of baby sitters) have noticed that the kid loves to be held and has no shame gesturing for it—but they’ve never experienced the baby crying when they so much as step away for a moment, unless he’s hungry or needs to be changed. You don’t have the heart to tell Satoru he’s being played tho, so you just let them have their moment <333 (not that it would matter, Satoru can’t stand to see your kid cry in any capacity, so he’d go right back to giving in; plus it’s a win-win in his book anyway: baby stops crying, and he gets cuddles from his son).

(Then again, you think the need and love for attention might just be genetic, because Satoru has cried big tears a handful of times just leaving you and your baby at home for a few hours).

#anonymous #satoru ‘i’m not crying i’m just. really fucking SAD OKAY I MISS THEM!!!!’ gojo #satoru: maybe my eyes are misty!! so what!!! there’s a lady and baby gojo waiting for me at home and i’m HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!! #can we talk about your lineup of babysitters tho LMFAOO #you have basically a father number 2 (the one u call on the most bc let’s be real. why wouldn’t you) + the kid ADORES him #also you can leave the kid w nanami for like. more than a day shoukd something happen. he’s the best #he’s gentle he’s reliable he’s safe he just. best godfather fr #shoko who the baby is obviously Safe with in the literal medical sense but god she needs a nap more than he does LMFAO #baby seems to like her tho and she’s always like ‘i can’t believe this is /satoru’s/ spawn’ #megumi is basically the kids older brother for all intents and purposes and the baby loves him :( #megumi gets the most squishes (see gently smacked with a baby palm) and kisses and megumi just. allows it :((( so cute :((( #yuuta whos always like you..:. are you sure you want ME to babysit? and then is a natural bye #like wdym you got him to eat the steamed cauliflower AND not spill his yogurt AND only have one outfit change? #anon u make me YEARN #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[devotedlystrangewizard]

totk really is one of those games that make me go "ok thanks for the characters, setting, and general plot, but ill take it from here <3" because the entire historical timeline had so much potential for interesting and nuanced story telling but they just went with the old zelda story formula and YES thats how theyve always done it but botw was such a reset in terms of gameplay that they couldve overhauled how they handle story in totk. but they didnt

#ramblings #all the races swearing fealty to rauru made me so uncomfortable #like yeahhh ganondorf evil or whatever but also. hey. why is the one leader fighting for the independence of his people. the evil villain #am i just not getting something here am i insane #my first thought when i heard about ganondorf returning was 'wow they could turn him into an actual character' AND THEN THEY DIDNT #its been half a year i feel like the honeymoon period is over. totk was kinda mid. im sorry #it was alright but it just. didnt grab me. at all #botw was interesting because it was new but totk made me yearn for the older zelda formula #though tbh. im always yearning for the older zelda formula. i grew up on oot & twilight princess #you hype up ganondorf so much you make him look like THAT (no im still not over this) and then you just. do what weve always done #this happened in twilight princess. it happened in oot. it happened in ww. hell if you count demise it happened in skyward sword #IT HAPPENE.D IN THE FUCKING HYRULD WARRIORS SPINOFF #'oooh noooo the great evil has returned' WEVE BEEN HERE EVERY TIME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POTENTIAL #heres the gerudo having a man born and making him king as is their custom but they spend years in fear that he will be monstrous #here they are after all these iterations of ganondorf afraid to even have kids out of fear that SOMEONE will bring the new great evil #heres a child recently given the throne despite being barely more than a baby always treated with fear by everyone around him #ARE YOU SEEING MY VISION???? #the curse is right there. do something with it. oh my god #i KNOW zelda games are just simple heros journeys but pleaseeee i need food #you dont have to make ganondorf nice just. do something with him im so tired of the evil guy caricature #i like guys who are plain evil but i like them more when they have some fucked up motivation beyond taking over the world

[insanityrat]

Thinking about that yellow octopus fuck again

Korosensei should be my dad i think. He could fix me. I do not care that he's a major gooner lalallalalalala not listening that doesn't matter he would not hurt me. He would hold me and tell me its ganna be okay.

I've never even finished watching assclass but he's very sentimental to me

I should draw him some time

#assassination classroom #Yearning #Like he's hot and all but I'd rather him baby me and teach me math #I first watched assclass when i was going through an extremely traumatic period in my life and i imagined him comforting me #Sometimes i think about rewatching assclass but also i do not want to remember the slightly more cringey parts of the anime #That and i dont wanna see korosensei die :( #What is with me and nerdy yellow monster dudes?

[gretavanfan]

Thinking about ❤️him❤️

#something about this purple shirt #I’ve been thinking about it all day #sam kiszka #my baby :( #the yearning is strong tonight

[antmimicry]

really love all the posts like "you retar- I mean socially maladjusted degenerate braindamaged idiots are so fucking sensitive calling everything 'ableism' lmfao.. goo goo ga ga unable to form a coherent thought drool rolling down your chin how does anyone in your life tolerate you you literal infant whiny baby waste of space you call yourself 'disabled' but actually you're just a pathetic lazy loser who doesn't know how to be normal because you've never put an ounce of thought or effort into anything in your life you just want to be coddled so you whine 'ableism' about everything throwing a tantrum because you have the mental age of a particularly stupid toddler but actually not everything in the world exists for you some things just aren't meant for you you don't need to 'access' everything and if you can't 'access' something it's actually just your own fault so stop complaining and demanding people coddle and cater to you shut the fuck up about 'accessibility' or 'image descriptions' or 'trigger warnings' or whatever you're so fucking braindead how are you even still breathing I hope you overreact to something so hard it fries the single struggling brain cell you have left and spares everyone else from having to deal with you"

very cool keep up the great work everyone

#my posts #sarcasm obviously #when people are calling things ableist in a way that's genuinely silly or absurd can we talk about that WITHOUT acting like this #like holy shit #hyberbolic obvs for the most part bc most things only involve one or two examples above not all at once but like #I DID in a couple of places see whole paragraphs that were literally this #way to invoke 'I'm a NORMAL disabled who contributes to society not one of THOSE unlovable freaks' #absolutely amazing the amount of effort it takes. when you clearly just want to call people burdensome/parasitic cr*pples or r*tards #literally why not just do that? why all the gymnastics? you'd scoff at the idea of sensitive babies who are 'offended' by 'slurs' so like #why avoid using them. why not just go for it when you clearly yearn to do so

[mrs-kelly]

How is it even possible to miss someone that I think about all day every day all the time. I miss Charlie. I miss him so badly right now.

#I’ll tell ya how. the yearning #the longing to hold him. and hear him say he loves me #the need to really feel his love #that’s how I can miss him when I think about him all the time…. #baby… where are you? 🥺❤️ #ren speaks #im gushing out here folks #renlie

[burinazar]

Let’s just go back to the internet of the 1990s and early 2000s i can make a horrible geocities shrine for MiA s2 covered in gifs of rotating low poly 3D Maa-san

#i long for the lost little personal pages...! #orphan hole tag #hamster dance page but the hamsters are naritantans and meinya #maybe that is what is down there #yknow the abyss is all about Yearning #so is nostalgia #and both time and your descent are a one way trip #anyway. i'd make the ugliest possible sparkle gifs of the characters. yall remember those? hmm i miss neopet petpages now #i was not the right age range to make like a personal geocities or anything but you can bet i learned baby html and made neopet petpages

[segernatural]

dean. bob seger sings a lot about performing and how love is important to him. how performing is exhausting. how he just wants to settle down. how music is important to him. how he doesnt understand what the world wants from him but he wants to matter. he's not to be controlled just by someone else.

#dean asks sam if he's been listening to the words bob has been singing this whole time and it makes my brain explode #dean have YOU been listening to bob? and the answer is a resounding yes he's listening so close it fucking hurts #the phrasing is wild. gender neutral language about future partners from sam. dean yearning for more. his domestic convo with cas later. #segernatural #genuinely episodes of all time. robbie thompson my beloved. dean listens to bob seger and we dont get to see it enough #spn #char speaks #destiel #11x04 baby

[witchwhaat]

jung haein does his pouty face with big sad eyes and my heart breaks

#his other faces that deserve recognition include: #'i'm so mad i can't even say anything or i'll combust' #yearning heart eyes #bonus points if he breaks into a big smile that lights up his whole face #so hurt you think he will break any second #so mad his eyes look insane #and finally - big grin with happy loving gaze #dude really can act all possible emotions just with his eyes huh #ANYWAY i'm watching one spring night *laying down emoji* #istg he's going to be the death of me #like he does his little face and looks like he's about to cry and i'm like oh. oh no. #im so sure that his character is going to break soon and i know i'm gonna break too 🫡 #jiho baby you deserve so much better #every other guy in this series annoys me so much omg i want to punch them all #maybe one of jiho's friends is an exception but the rest............ watch out. #the rest is just so cruel and egoistic and bland #agnes talking #jung haein

[bluewaterhigh2005]

vampire academy tv show actually being Good And Fun is so bad for my mental health because last night i literally dreamed a fully formed short story that richelle mead dropped with no warning and it was about SYDNEY AND ADRIAN set post va but pre bloodlines (which is kinda funny because them hanging out then lowkey retcons all of bloodlines skfjskfj) where they teamed up to go undercover on big brother australia. adrian won <3

#and now i want to DIEEEEE because i miss them so bad. i am sooooo scared for the show to introduce adrian (next week i think?) #like i do NAWWWWT trust julie plec with The character of all time. that's scary who else is scared #anyway. not to be very cringe about a ya vampire couple who were last relevant in like 2014. but sydrian literally transcended #the yearning the devotion the angst. they served and they slayed at every turn. i love u heterosexuals #i reread bloodlines less than a year ago but what if i..... NO!!! bad liljana. #but oh no. just thought about show eddie my sweet baby being tricked by sydney so he'll be safe when the alchemists kidnap her #I HOPE I DIE!!!!! #anyway. stream vampire academy 2022 but more importantly read bloodlines the most insane nd romantic books of all time <3 #shut up lil

[outlawssweetheart]

“You’re On Your Own, Kid” is so Scream-coded.

#I PHYSICIALLY cannot listen to that song anymore without looking at the Scream section of my fandom Pinterest board! #(A DIP into my neurodivergent psyche for you all. 🙃) #Killer? Survivor? Throw away victim? EVERYONE is Babie when this song plays! 🥺 #HELLO?? ''I looked around in a blood-soaked gown and I saw something they can't take away'' #Is that not ALMOST EVERY GHOSTFACE so far?!? (Movie GFs; Idk and Idc about the MTV show.) #''Summer went away; still the yearning stays'' & the ''I didn't choose this town'' etc lyric are very Vince/Liv. #''I searched the party of better bodies just to learn that you never cared'' WESLEY and his FAKE-ASS friends!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 #...I'll stop now bc I COULD GO ON. 👀 #you're on your own kid #scream #scream 1996 #scream 2 #scream 3 #scream 4 #scream 2022 #scream 5 #scream vi #scream 6 #scream commentary #text post #txt

[cappurrccino]

something something stress, something something depression, something something

#i loooooooooooove laying awake for hours at night bc i have too goddamn many thoughts and emotions #and knowing that i have no way to Get Them Out bc i wasnt born into a family that communicates #and knowing that no one likes a pessimistic skeptic with doubts about things #and knowing that no matter what i do or dont do i'll probably just make life worse for myself #bc thats all ive ever managed to do #and knowing that despite my yearning for a companion i can Talk To and who can Help Me #that'll never happen bc of the aforementioned ''being raised in a family that doesnt communicate'' #and bc like. where and when and how am i ever even gonna meet someone under these conditions #i know it's the middle of the night and middle of the night brain is a bastard #but like. it hardly matters when these thoughts plague me 24/7 and arent. wrong. #when it rains it pours and baby i think im trapped in jupiter's permanent hurricane

[vvanessaives]

writing in total shame a vesper/fenix piece just bc i can then create drama with vesper/[redacted], we do love to be dramatic in this house

#rena.txt #i say this like i'm forced to do it. as if my clown self doesn't enjoy writing a ves/fenix. as if i dont wish to see them together again. #redacted is redacted just bc im thinking i'm having thoughts i'm not sure if i want to lead this on i have a bit of shame for no reason #idk why i went down this road of complete yearning that ends in vesper shutting herself from loving someone. GIRL WE NEED TO FIX THIS BABY #WE NEED TO FIND THE PATH TO HEALING. also idk when i will finish this its basically 3 acts of story i cant stat focused for that long on #a single piece. starting with the ves/fenix part tho bc i'm sick and twisted and sometimes we can all write ns*w about our ocs as a treat #and i think they are hot together but truST me i will not let fenix and ves go back together I SWEAR ON GOD i'm fighting myself #/probably delete later who knows #unrelated but i'm gonna fist fight all the ppl that still rb that shitty dni meme post especially the ones that tell me to fuck off #fuck me off urself piece of shit this is my house