#it's canon u cowards

[the-ramshackle-prefect]

rollo haters dont go after fellow honest bc he has pretty privilege...

#since u care sm abt the crimes of a fictional character... #go after fellow like you did rollo #cowards #twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #twst oc #disney twst #self ship #self insert #oc x canon #original character #oc art #original character art #twst art #twisted wonderland fanart #playful land event #fellow honest #twst gidel #twst fellow #alexinwonderland

[cheriil]

this was my heartstopper.

#except they never ended up together #fuck u duffer brothers #yall r cowards for not making this canon #stranger-things-shit-posting #stranger things #stranger things 4 #steve x eddie #steveddie #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #cher talks #cher rambles

[nonstandardrepertoire]

also like. "The Chase" (TNG S6E20) is set up as a race for some Super Special Advanced Technology that winds up actually being just. like. a very generic "hi kids we're so proud of you" greeting card and honestly i NEED DIS S5 to end with the same thing, just another absolutely sweet yet banal greeting from amorphous rubber aliens giving a Watsonian explanation for something that absolutely did not need to be explained — hi kids, we're so proud of you, here's why your uniforms keep changing every five years it's us we're doing it in the background, it definitely has nothing to do with TV production cycles shhhhhhhh

#Star Trek #Star Trek: Discovery #Star Trek: The Next Generation #@ Paramount call me u cowards #letting you all know now that i will be *completely* incapable of taking this plot seriously #filing this alongside the SNW Gorn as #silly ideas that the writers felt salty about the fan reception of and now they're armed with canon and out for revenge #let's take a walk thru these here stars #star walk: the walkening #trekking on shrooms

[alilaro]

those damned anime weebs were right, Neon Genesis Evangelion really does go fucking hard

#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #end of evangelion #neon genisis #i loved all the parts with the childhood trauma :)c #aka every second of every episode #also god damn the fanbase is annoying LMAAAO #people saying shinji was a coward and too whiny; like bro u get ur 14 year old ass up in that ship and fight a biblically accurate angel #the size of fucking EARTH #like homie its about child abuse; ptsd trauma; and the despair it brings and how you can break through that despite how dark it gets #fanbase is literally like 30+ redditorbros like 'do you ship AsuShin or ReiShin? haha who do u think is hotter? ;P' #LIKE NONE YOU FREAK THEY'RE 14 AHHHH #.....but obviously Ritsuko and Maya are endgame. theyre canon wlw and 24+. its fuckin over for yall #thank you for reading my rambling bullshit ;-)

[yamchazone]

Everyones asleep post oc x canon

i think this is actually the first time ive drawn them... kissing AA it was a little embarrassing lol call me silly 👍👍

I care them sm...... two dumbasses

#dragon ball oc #dragon ball z oc #dbz oc #oc x canon #oc/canon #im curious how much engagement id get on fanart of a canon ship #cowards #the lot of u #get creative #get out of those boxes #yamcha <3 #im the coward #yamcha #weed out the weak

[soonielo]

Twins separated at birth

#warhammer 40k #shrek #OR #Lord Farquaad #is the lost primarch #Make it canon GW #u cowards

[transboysokka]

if anyone says wuko isnt canon i will fight them

Agreed!!

Like I’m not the type of person to stretch things and be obnoxious about “look at this subtext, it’s totally intentional!” for most things. I’ll stay in my lane and just have my pretend fantasies about my little guys.

But especially after reading RotE??? Hello??? The subtext is SUBTEXTING. JUMPING off the page. DIRECT parallels to canon couples. I FULLY believe the team was like “we gotta dial it back for ratings because of korrasami and we don’t want to take the focus away from them so let’s sit on this a bit”

Also Mako being the only one by the end of LoK without a romantic partner but he’s attached at the hip to Wu? That just SCREAMS Secret Gay Uncle with a Mysterious “Roommate” energy

Honestly?? The reason I’m so insane about wuko isn’t even so much that I love them and think they’re cute (which I definitely do!) but that it’s SO OBVIOUSLY REAL WHY CANT YOU ALL SEE

#@ Nickelodeon canonize it u cowards #quesTian #wuko

[centralkvetchmonolith]

Wait why does a member of an egg-laying species have tits? I thought the entire point of oviparition was to...hm actually I talked myself out of this it's a great idea actually. If a gith hatches, all nearby nonstarving adult gith with functional mammary glands start lactating and don't stop until the baby's milkcry gland atrophies.

#xenobiology #space elves #lae'zel #also wait sorry you meet WHO face-to-face in act III????? that seems way below her paygrade but i also dk what the game is about #githyanki #bg3 #githzerai #anyway make your nonhumans weirder u cowards... #what little I have seen of lae'zel from canon is just. white British woman w syphilis nose & banana slug coloration

[spider-man-2o99]

makes you read vulture 2099 again makes you read vulture 2099 again makes you read vulture 2099 again makes  you read vulture 2099 again makes you read vulture 2099 again

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #vulture 2099 #marvel #comics #comic panels #something something idk man i justt enjoy these issues theyre Fun #whag do u want from me. the bungled potential is tantalizing when i Want to indulge in ripping and tearing into canon? #as i always say lmao vulture 2099 COULD be a really interesting character. like. the Potential's there #reinforces how Lucky mig was that he came from a life of having as many privileges as he had when he got mutated... and that nobody Saw It. #plus yknow. can also serve as a narrative Mirror for migs worst fears abt himself! what would YOU do if ur intrusive thoughts made manifest- #--called YOU a coward and a capitalist pawn 4 not wanting 2 kill and eat people . and all while wearing THOSE tassled PANTS.... #idk man just something real neat 2 me abt how vulture is the only villain mig kills On Purpose and even then he Runs b4 he hits the ground. #his anger burns out so Fast. he cant even like. make himself watch the Cannibal Gang Boss get turned into street pizza yknow #he feels worse about killing the VULTURE than he ever really did about killing the specialist because he actively CHOSE to do it this time #cutting the specialist's throat w/ his talons was just an Accident caused by him lashing out against an enemy determined 2 Kill Him y/k #yeah it still caused him a great amnt of Distress to accidentally Kill Someone but he does not spend any panels shedding tears over the guy. #but the vulture. the VULTURE stays on his mind for the next 30 issues AT LEAST...... #god this miserable little man. great power and greater guilt and responsibility both a burden and inherent.

[cogaytes]

ok i'll bite. what's tgl??

TGL MY BELOVED

tgl stands for the great library, a ya book series written by rachel caine! let me give u my new standard pitch because. i have been infodumping to a lot of people:

okay y'know how we (as in tumblr fandom in general) read books/watch shows and immediately become obsessed with the vaguest hints of found family dynamics and gay subtext?

now. what if that found family and gay subtext was CANON and EXPLICITLY STATED IN THE TEXT?

consider: a world where the library of alexandria was never destroyed and they now own all original copies of books in the world--essentially controlling the distribution of knowledge. it is illegal to possess an original copy without authorization; this is punishable by death. therefore, the library has a mission to protect its claim on books books even at the cost of human life, because if an original is destroyed, it's gone. 

the main character, jess brightwell, comes from a family of book smugglers. he joins a training program for library employees because his family wants him to smuggle them inside information and illegal books, but then he gets caught up in the power struggles within the library itself.

the cast of characters is well-rounded, well-developed, and diverse; there’s a blorbo for everyone there! featuring: thomas (Has Autism Swag), dario (asshole with a heart of gold but he’s still an asshole <3), glain (Has Transgender Swag), khalila (the original girlboss), morgan (also a bad bitch), scholar wolfe (he's a dad! he's a bastard (both literally and figuratively)!), and captain santi (holder of wolfe’s self-destruction leash).  also, if the rest of that pitch wasn’t enough, please consider simply the vibes of: automaton lions! dope worldbuilding! a cool magic system! commentary about censorship and power and accessibility! banger quotes like “if a ghost can speak of love, then know i adore you still”! gay people! canonical found family! angst!

#s explained the canonical gay people to me as tiertice but if shannon wasn't a coward #and tbh that's pretty accurate #also! i saw ur other ask but i have to go sleep unfortunately SO i will answer when i have the chance #didn't want u to feel like i was ignoring u #same goes for other folks who sent me asks #ANYWAY i'm sure this was way longer than u wanted but. #the great library #tgl

[ummmasaki]

MIZUENA REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

i almost cried this is genuinely so sweet 🥲

#project sekai #proseka #prsk #pjsk #mizuki akiyama #ena shinonome #nightcord at 25:00 #25 ji nightcord de #25ji #theyre so gay #make it canon sega u cowards #mizuena

[helenana666]

.

#It's getting difficult more and more for me to enjoy Jolysui without being dragged to their stupid shippers #Like okay some of the reasons ppl gives to hate it are silly #But their fans are not helping lmao #'Um actually Jolysui is not a straight ship bc he is gender fluid to me🤓👆' #Good for you but when u try to force your hc so much that you genuinely get mad when other ppl see that character in the Canon way #Is pathetic #Anasui is a cis straight man just wears weird fashion like almost Jojo character is not that deep #Now OK probably Jolyne and Anasui are more probably to be queer code but still they aren't in the way ppl want them to. #Araki just said he DIDN'T have a problem if Anasui was a girl #Wich means he is okay with the idea of Jolyne being queer not that Anasui actually is bc he could just confirmed like he did with Dio or #Scarlet Valentine #But again #Anasui is just a result of new artistic concept he wanted to draw and try #This is not against ppl who hc Anasui as queer etc is against those who gets triggered and mocks other for not seeing the same vision #This isn't either against Jolysui enjoyers is against those morons who can't be on peace without the need to bark at others #Seriously Jolysui shippers would be actually more chill if they you just be like #'Yeah Jolysui could be seen as problematic who cares?' #Instead of making bunch of threats about how it doesn't count as proship #Bc ur probably a coward and ultimately not wanting to be bother with ya know bunch of bad wishes from randoms #helenatalks #I'm sorry I just wanted to express my thoughts lmao I'm Lil annoyed.

[powerpolyculeshowdown]

id love to claim i didnt add a see results option because You Must Vote!!! but actually i just forgor... as usual....

I wont lie, i have preferences but idk if i should say them like i wouldnt want to accidentally sway the votes yknow like i shouldnt say i want zetian/shimin/yizhi to return i should just let people vote for whatever their heart desires yknow......

#If u dont know who to vote for #the ones id most like to see return are #iron widow polycule (canon) #fmab polycule (not canon but like to me it is) #ted lasso polycule (not canom cause the writers are fucking COWARDS) #and it wpuld be nice to see a haikyuu polycule come back i am especially fond of bokuakakuroken #but like dont be swayed by me!!! vote for who YOU want #or whoever ur friends tell you to vote for!!!! #mod talks

[vividaway]

characters i decided are autistic

Castiel from Supernatural

Temperance from Bones

Meredith from Greys Anatomy

Spencer from Criminal Minds

Phoebe Buffay from Friends

Logan Sanders from Sanders Sides

Zack Addy from Bones

Crybaby from K-12

George O'Malley from Greys Anatomy

Connor from Detroit: Become Human

Peridot from Steven Universe

Adrien Agreste from Miraculous Ladybug

#note: idc if theyre canon! #there are a few autistic coded characters as well #likes bones #she was written as autistic but the execs were cowards #and thought it'd drop the ratings if she was openly autistic #hence: I DECIDED ! #love u #mwah #kissy kissy #also idk if its relevant but im autistic #actually autistic #thats why i wanted to make this #just dont want anything to think this is an allistic headcanoning things or smthn like that #not that i personally care. it just feels... important #alyssa posts

[burnedself]

Master when he wields the power of the Fist(ing) of Rassilon to fight the Doctor or something idk I've never watched Doctor Who

#;out of time. #I keep forgetting he was technically in the mcu #aND FUCKING SHREDDED TOO #ykw season 2 of iron first wasn't bad and the iron fist the power is a cool power I wish they'd explore it more #now that they're canonizing the netflix shows.....bring colleen back u cOWARDS

[t4tdanvis]

The character bingo with Michi

I LOVE MICHI!!!!!

#❄.txt #ask box #ask game #michi is nonbinary (they/she) btw..... if u even care...... #its like yeah ok i see that noun name. picked it urself huh? /j #sachi is just two girlboss girlfriends who commit terrorism and war crimes and various other evil things together <3 #if jesson werent COWARDS this couldve been real..... #contrary to popular belief michi is AWESOME!!!!!! <3333 #canon isnt real it cant hurt me