#it's fucked up that tommy tubbo and ranboo are going through all this fucked up shit at their age

[lowkeyrobin]

Can you do headcannons for them with a reader who crochets

Like maybe being on stream with them and just sitting next to them while they're yelling and you're just sitting there crocheting

Sorry if I made to complicated English is not my first:((((

omg I love this prompt!!&#*@&jdjsjs ; also don't worry!! I totally understand don't worry 🫶🫶🫶

MCYT ; you crochet

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, tubbo, badlinu, nihachu & quackity

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he'll be streaming like a just chatting stream or whatnot and you'll be off to the side doing your thing

some people in chat are watching you more than they're watching Tommy LMAO

you'll be crocheting a little plushie for him (a mini raccooninnit) and he'll look back at you every once in a while because you're pretty quiet and he's just checking up

you like punt it at the back of his skull when you're done and it lands back in your hand and he turns around with a "whatthefuhck?"

you hand it to him this time tho dw

he quickly shows it off to stream and does a little 360 of it

gives you a little kiss on the hand and thanks you with a lil hug

he's not huge w pda so you'll take what you can atm LMAO

he loves that you crochet, he thinks it's so cool because he doesn't have the patience for it

you've crocheted plenty of things for him that stay in his background or act as little easter eggs

you even made him a whole blanket that says "TommyInnit" with the little smiley face like on the HTBAB tour logo thing

he uses it religiously, that things in the wash every weekend because yk damn well he's not letting it get nasty or ruined

TUBBO

he'll be streaming on the qsmp and you'll be in the background crocheting

sunny already met you a while back, but she was talking to you through the signs and tubbo would tap you on the leg or shoulder to get your attention and you'd verbally answer into the mic

you were actually making tubbo a mini-crochet sunny that he could use as a keychain or just carry around for the hell of it

the hardest part were the little feet because the 90 degree angle on them ankles was fucking you up for some reason

and. the sunglasses are detachable and you were working on some accessories and stuff

once you were done near the end of the stream, he instantly showed it off and sent a picture in the qsmp Discord so everyone could see as well

literally tackles you in a hug

you've also made him a few beanies and blankets and a couple little plushies

in the background of his stream there's a little like thing on the ceiling with some minecraft bees on strings so it looked like they were flying around

you made it for him like 3 years ago but it's fine LMAO

he's super intrueged by crocheting but he doesn't have the attention span and gets confused by all the looping and this and that going on

just not a skill he has lol

RANBOO

loves having you in the bg of their streams just chillin

you usually crochet them beanies, plushies, blankets etc

you'd be crocheting a new blanket, matching the theme of their new brand

once you finished, you'd throw it over them and scare them

"Holy shit! Y/n!"

you giggle while he looks at it and admires it with a smile

he shows it off to stream and gives you a big hug and shit

he'll often wear the clothing items you've made him on stream as well

"where's this from? oh, y/n made it for me!"

like Tommy, their bg is filled with little easter eggs of you

before the rebrand you even made him a little crown and he wore it religiously because it was honestly really comfy

he's tried to learn crochet on stream before but it wasn't going well LMAO

sometimes you'll be chilling and doing your thing and chat will focus more on you than them 😭🙏

FREDDIE BADLINU

you've made him so many bucket hats that if you make one more you will gain carpal tunnel

he absolutely loves that you crochet and that you make him things tho

he'll send you new patterns like "I saw this and thought of you"

if you're chilling in the back of a stream, he'll just leave you be and bother you every once in a while

"watcha making?"

"little plushie"

"ooo"

again, his bg is littered w little easter eggs

and his room and closet are filled with blankets and pillows

you use the nice yarn that isn't itchy too 🙏

he'll post pictures of you crocheting online and stuff it's adorable

straight up made him a jacket and he looks so good in it

just straight up throwing crochet gifts at him is normal dw

he loves and cherishes everything you make him

NIKI NIHACHU

you've made her everything in the book and she's posted about it LMAO

you made her a blanket and she cuddles up in it on chill streams 24/7

you've made her a bunch of tops which she always knows how to perfectly style too

like you'll even get her input when you're chilling in the bg while she's streaming

"niki, purple or white for the tiny flowers?"

"mmm purple!"

she even has chat decide things for you when she can't LMAO

you made her a whole crochet sign for her bg that says Nihachu, it's basically just a tapestry but you spent hours on it lmao

making her a bunch of little jellyfish and stars>>>

you even make her a little empanada keychain and she ADORES IT

she uses it as a little squishy for when she's a bit anxious too

you made the waffles like interchangeable too its like a whole toy

ALEX QUACKITY

he has no idea wtf you're doing but he likes it

you made him the little quackityhq duck years ago and he still treasures it, its right on his desk so he can always look at it lol

he loves just watching you crochet

will genuinley zone out watching you as well

again, punting gifts at him is normal

and they will ricochet off his head back into your hand 💀

"bro you got a long ass head"

"WHAT?"

you crochet him new beanies too

he wears them a lot as well

loves all the blankets dearly like they're his kids

you made a little qsmp world plush thing as well, only the world w the debatable qsmp logo bc all the stuff on top would've killed you

crocheting random shit just to throw it at him >>>

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #ranboo x reader #quackity x reader #badlinu x reader #tubbo x reader #niki nihachu x reader #nihachu x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader #alex quackity x reader #they/them reader

[modelbus]

Please please please do a part 2 for Cut Chaos…maybe where she sees the others out and about and it’s a awkward until they get around to why she wasn’t subtly push out? I honestly don’t know, I just want to see where it goes…

I got so many asks for a part 2, you are the chosen one I shall write it to. Hopefully this lives up to the first one!

Read part 1! And Part 3?

Pairing(s): cc!Ranboo, cc!Tubbo, cc!Wilbur and cc!Tommy x Fem!Reader (Platonic)

Cut Chaos Part 2

Somehow, going to the store had become your nemesis. Wallowing in self-pity felt like a much better way to spend your time, but even you could acknowledge that you needed to buy things eventually.

The reason why you tried to minimize going was simple: you didn’t want to see them.

What would happen? Part of you wasn’t sure if you could face the rejection in real life. The blow had been softened—although barely—by the digital world. If you tried hard enough, you could pretend that your phone broke and that’s why they never contact you.

Tommy’s birthday came and went, and you sent a gift through the mail. Too afraid of the boy to even have the decency to leave it on his doorstep, while too caught up in what you’ve lost to not give something.

You signed the card with love and your name, leaving the comma out. You didn’t regret it until it was too late, until the card had been sealed.

If you saw him at the store, would he acknowledge that? Or would it just be another thing on a list that he ignored about you?

If you were the count the number of times you’ve thought about them, perhaps you’d be counting forever. The store, the first time, nearly made you cry.

It’s a strange feeling, having then not having. Being in the sun, only to have clouds suddenly yanked over it as a downpour begins. The m&m yogurt reminded you of them, the twin snake gummy worms. Even the teal of a sign had made you stop in your tracks.

You were pathetic, honestly. But you were mourning something you weren’t even sure that you ever had.

So, the store. Your new foe, the newest nemesis in the battle of memories. Checkouts beeped in the rhythm of heartbeats you’re terrified of forgetting, shoppers talked in low tones you used to know.

Today, it was raining out. It had only just started when you got inside the store, thank God, but it meant your walk home would be a wet one. You didn't live too far though, so it wouldn't be that bad.

The door opens next to you, where you're looking at the strangely large selection of stuffed animals. One would go well with your setup, really.

You glance over your shoulder, a curtesy glance really, and do a doubly take at the four figures darkening the doorstep. Figuratively, although three are tall as fuck and cast shadows.

A black and white mask. Blue eyes. Fluffy brown hair. Fluffy brown hair times two.

Oh, shit.

You stare at Ranboo, Tommy, Wilbur, and Tubbo for one second, then two. Tubbo sweeps his gaze over the store, pausing when he lands on you.

“Oh.”

The first words they speak to you in ages, and it’s Tubbo saying “oh.” A truly inspiring start to a conversation.

“Hey. I didn’t know you guys came here.” You say around the dryness in your mouth. Swallowing, you try to force air into your lungs.

“We don’t.” Wilbur answers. “Not usually, we’re just—“

“Filming.” Tommy finishes, holding up his camera.

Right.

It’s one thing to see it online, but it’s a whole different level of pain to witness it in front of you. The split in the ground between you and them is almost visible. Almost.

“Oh.” And now you’re the one with the lame response. “Well. Enjoy that, I guess.”

“Wait.” Wilbur says, reaching out, because of course it’s Wilbur to do this to you. “How have you been? It’s- it’s been a while.”

And who, you want to ask, is at fault for that? Who would be taking the blame? Because by the way Ranboo couldn’t meet your eyes, you’re certain you all know.

”Do you want the honest answer, or the answer that’ll make it so you all can go to bed tonight peacefully?” You ask passively, because fuck.

They fucking left you. No, they did far worse than that. They ruined you.

You turn away, heading to the checkout. They follow you.

“What do you guys want? Ditching me once wasn’t enough? You need to put salt in the wound?”

“Hey, we didn’t mean to hurt your feelings or—“ Tommy begins, but you don’t let him finish.

“Well you did! You left me behind! How did you think I’d feel?”

“…nothing?” Tubbo suggests.

“What?”

“You were using us.” Wilbur crosses his arms, staring at you. Ranboo hovers awkwardly behind him.

“What the hell are you talking about?” Your eyebrows furrow, and then it hits you.

The rumors. They believed the fucking rumors. Out of everything that’s happened, this might be worse than them leaving in the first place. The very people you thought knew you best. Turns out that was a lie just like everything else when it came to them these past few months.

“I would never—“ Your gaze shifts to Ranboo, easily the most awkward looking person here. “Ranboo, you’ve been where I am. You know damn well what it’s like to be friends with people who have more fans than you, and you know the hate that comes with that. But you also know that you never once used the people around you, because they’re your fucking friends.” You pause. “Why wouldn’t you believe that of me? I thought you guys fucking knew me.”

“Hey!” Tommy exclaims. “We do know you! It’s just…” He glances at Wilbur for help with the statement.

“Just that sometimes you do what you think you need to protect yourself.” Wilbur finishes.

“You could’ve talked to me.” You say quietly, voice breaking. “It could’ve been fixed if any of you just talked to me.”

This was your catharsis. These thoughts have been swirling in your head for so long, too long. As you glance around at the four people you used to find comfort in, each in vary degrees of awkward-ashamed, your heart breaks.

You move to pay, but Wilbur beats you to it.

“I’m having fun with Genloss.” Ranboo announces suddenly and loudly.

Everyone’s heads snap to him, and he shifts slightly but doesn’t back down. He just nods, confirming what was just said.

“I’m filming a documentary.” Tubbo adds. “It’s long. But fun.”

Were they rubbing it in? Just how much they were fine without you? It didn’t seem like something they’d do. But then again, you couldn’t exactly claim to know them anymore.

“My live shows are fucking awesome. Weird as hell, but… awesome.” Tommy chimes in.

“What’ve you been up to? Other than playing packing games.” Wilbur grins, a joke. He watched when you played packing games?

“Nothing.” You admit. It feels like confessing that you’re hopeless without them.

“Are you guys going to move?” Someone asks from behind you.

You scramble to grab your bag, and the five of you exit the store before you can piss any other shoppers off.

“I think what we’re trying to say is we’re sorry.” Wilbur says once you’re all outside, huddled together under the small awning to avoid the rain.

“Yeah.” Tubbo nods emphatically.

“We just… didn’t know what to do when we heard the rumors. It’s not an excuse.”

“And it was really shitty of us.” Tommy adds.

“You guys knew me, you should’ve known I’d never use any of you.” Your words sound more like a beg than anything else. What are you begging for? Your friends back?

“Know.” Wilbur corrects. “We know you.”

You meet his eyes for a second before swallowing and looking away.

“Oh. Hey, don’t cry.” Ranboo rushes to say, patting your shoulder.

Christ. The action forces a laugh out of you, even as your eyes burn.

“Wilbur! You made her cry!” Tommy exclaims, turning to him.

“I didn’t mean to!”

“I know what will make her feel better.” He declares, before shoving Wilbur out into the rain.

“Tommy! That’s not how you deal with things!” Tubbo scolds.

“Your turn then!”

You laugh, even as Tommy turns to you with an evil grin. You manage to drag Ranboo out into the rain with you, immediately getting soaked to your very bones. It’s a warm rain though, a welcome rain.

For the first time in a long time, you’re genuinely having fun.

“Tommy!” Wilbur yells, reaching out for the blond boy.

“I’ve got the camera, Wil! Can’t get wet!”

Chaos squad. This was chaos, and this was the five of you. You were back home.

#dsmp #mcyt #mcyt imagine #tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit x you #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x you #ranboo x reader #ranboo x you #tubbo x reader #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #tubbo #ranboo

[strangleetomz]

tickletober day 6- chase

ler!wilbur, lee!tommy (CC’S)

#augtickletober2023 :)

crimeboys my beloved

crimeboys literaly the only guys to ever exist

crimeboys

them

them and them only.

only crime

boys

Tommy’s heart was pounding, he thought it would end up jumping right out of his chest. He ran through the different areas of his apartment, occasionally looking back a little to see if he needed to speed up and dodging any tables or furniture.

Why was he running through his apartment like a prison escapee, you may ask? Because Wilbur was currently chasing him with the threat of tickling Tommy to tears. And what did Tommy do to deserve this exactly? Nothing. Wilbur just felt like messing with him.

“Tommyyy~!” Wilbur called out, grinning widely as he was right on Tommy’s tail.

“Go awahay! I didn’t doho anythihing!” Tommy whined, picking up a little more speed.

“You can’t run forever, Tommy!” Wilbur started to run faster as well. He could tell Tommy wouldn’t be able to run much longer. Meaning he’d resort to hiding, in a really obvious and horrible spot.

“Fuck off, mahan!” Tommy felt his legs getting weaker, and so he impulsively bolted into the bedroom area of his apartment, hiding underneath the bed. Again, a really obvious and horrible spot. He had considered the closet, or behind a desk with some pillows in the corner of the room. But then he’d have less of a chance at an escape, so the bed would have to do for now.

He started thinking of places to go if he ran. Maybe he could run all the way to Tubbo’s place? Maybe Ranboo’s… Anything to get away from the “torture” his brother was going to give him.

Part of him wanted to stay, though. But he didn’t want this- right? No, why would he ever want something like that.. He definitely didn’t want it. Definitely..

While lost in thought, Tommy hadn’t noticed Wilbur entering the room, or crouching next to the bed and looking at Tommy.

“Hi Tommy.” Wilbur spoke with an evil grin once Tommy finally noticed his prescence, and he then pulled Tommy out from underneath the bed, setting him on top of it and pinning him down to lay on his back so he couldn’t run again.

“WILBUR!” Tommy shrieked, starting to kick and thrash as if trying to throw Wilbur off.

“Tommy!” Wilbur chuckled before tasering Tommy’s sides with his index fingers to get Tommy to squeal. He then started sporadically squeezing up and down Tommy’s sides, giggling at the surprised screams emitting from the blonde.

“No, WilbUR! DOHon’t!” Tommy squealed, twisting side to side to try and evade Wilbur’s hands.

“I’m only tickling you, Tommy! I just wanna spend time with my little brother, do you not like my affection?” He moved one hand to spider his fingers on Tommy’s stomach, using the other to drill his thumb into Tommy’s hip. Tommy shrieked bloody murder.

“WIHILBUHUR, NOHOHO! THAT’S SO BAHAHD!” Tommy screamed, kicking his legs out and trying to push Wilbur’s hands away.

“Is it? Really? I thought you were a big man, Tommy! Can the big man TommyInnit not handle a little tickling? Hm~?” Wilbur teased, his tone flustering Tommy to an insane extent as his ears went bright red. He couldn’t respond, only just laughing more.

“What’s the matter, Tommy? Cat got your tongue~? Or are you too embarrassed of your ticklishness? Don’t worry, I think it’s adorable.” His tone was teasing, but he did mean it. It is quite adorable how ticklish Tommy is.

“Fuck oHOHOFFF! NO WILBUR!” Tommy shrieked again, as Wilbur blew a raspberry right on the center of Tommy’s stomach. Wilbur sat back up.

“No what? Do you want me to stop? I will if you really do.” He slowed his hands, to gentle tracing on Tommy’s sides. Enough to keep him giggling, but also so he could talk.

“No- no… I- I don’t, no, you can-.. Yeah. You can keep going.” Tommy spoke rather frantically before closing his eyes and covering his face, which was turning bright red from the embarrassment. Wilbur's eyes widened before he returned to having a soft look on his face.

“Aww, Tommy! How sweet,” He cooed, giggling a little at Tommy’s embarrassing expression. He started slowly wiggling his fingers on Tommy’s sides, a wide grin on his face as the blonde below him started giggling.

Tommy’s giggling soon dissolved into shrieky, loud laughter as Wilbur suddenly drilled his thumbs into the teen’s hips. “WILBUR! NOHOHOHO!”

“Wilbur yehes!” Wilbur mimicked Tommy. “You wanted this!”

This lasted for about three minutes until Tommy tapped out, and they settled for just playing Mario Kart and whatever random games they could find to pass time until they got tired.

Tommy would forever deny how much fun he had being chased, and then absolutely wrecked.. But Wilbur still knew. How could he not know? They’re brothers, of course he’ll know.

#strangleetomz #strangleetomz fics #augtickletober2023 #ler!wilbur #ler!wilbursoot #lee!tommy #lee!tommyinnit #mcyt tickle #dsmp tickle

[beabadoobeef]

osmpie!!! this is for main, here's what I got written already 👍👍 please let me know what I should add/change

the people crowded around the cannibal pit. everyone glanced down at the unhinged person just tearing apart a new victim the king threw in earlier. It was pure gore. A blonde teen went through the prey no effort, their sharp teeth easily tearing the oily tender skin of the prey.

ranboo, wasn't so bothered, she grew used to this. She watched as another idiot died in the stupid pit. The stupid dirty bloody pit. She sighed and leaned against the wooden railing gazing off, deep into her thoughts.

A pout was painted along her face. This was definetly not fair. She was hungry for flesh too but instead she had to watch this fucking guy that lives in a pit, eat what she could've had as dinner. but of course she can't complain, she's a princess and 'she needs to be a role model'.

————

it was the middle of the night. ranboo was on her balcony looking at the stars. Nothing unusual or special about that. The moon's light shines right in her face. She was about to go back to her bedroom when she heard some footsteps. She stopped and her ears perked up in interest.

She did a spin and walked back to the edge of the balcony. She scanned the yard for anything weird. Maybe she's being paranoid. Maybe it's just a rabbit or some stupid animal.

or maybe it's not.

she squints her eyes looking at every inch of the backyard carefully. there was it! she spotted a bush moving and heard some giggles. She frowned. After some good minutes of standing and nothing happening she decides to step back. A bit. Just a little bit. She sat in her armchair listening to the two voices mumbling.

and well..she fell asleep, one hand holding her head while her nail was poking her cheek, the other hand holding onto the arm of the chair.

I mean, I can't say her sleep lasted. She suddenly jumped awake.

oh boy. She was greeted by giggles and pokes. Ranboo frowned and after her vision finally cleared she saw a FUCKING GUY!!! with bee wings flying above her, NUKE IN HAND, poking her head while there's this...guy she swore she'd seen before next to him just yapping about something.

They both froze. I mean all froze and didn't move a muscle.

"what the fuck are you doing" she quickly brushed the shock off and stared disgusted at the finger that was right up to her forehead. The guy pulled his finger back. He had brown hair and his eyes were covered so it was hard for ranboo to figure out who the hell was that.

She looked to his right and saw the other boy. He has blonde hair and his clothes were super dirty. oh wait she knows him!! she's..the guy from the pit. oh that guy. She looked at the two uncomfortably.

"uhm" the brunette started.

"RUN TOMMY RUN" he continued as he jumped over the balcony with the blonde following.

"HEY WA— YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT" ranboo yelled after them. She was about to jump over the balcony too, but decided against it. It's lowkey lower class shit. She just teleported down and tried to chase after the boys.

it was a pretty terrifying sight to see a 6 foot 8 shadow with 1 inch claws chasing you full speed at 3 am.

"TUBBO POND !!" the blonde yelled while leading the way

"W—WHAT" the brunette asked confused.

"WHAT" ranboo yelled too.

suddenly the blonde, stops, mid run, and the brunette bumps into him and so does the enderman all of them falling into a pond.

——————

"I'm fucking telling you, it was that guy from the pit !" Ranboos voice echoed through aimseys room.

"ranboo just– just calm down" aimsey tried to calm ranboo down as he put on some jewellery.

"it's probably not that deep, you know how fans are sometimes" aimsey trailed off.

"– and there's no way that blondie from the pit was outside" he mumbled.

"and how do you know that" ranboo groaned laying on her back.

"just because I do, trust me" aimsey added irritated.

"now gotta go, guqqie ain't waiting" they smiled as opening the window and teleporting away.

"yeah yeah, sure go ahead to your stupid little fucking date" ranboo mumbled under her breath.

————

please reblog if you enjoyed it !

otherwise I'll think you hate me and then I'll write no joy and whimsy ever forever again^_^

#mark.exe #eahoo #dying #ignore my grammar. my best friend is called typo 💕💕 #gotta edit it a lot to be cool but suck my dick

[tobi-smp]

I think my biggest problem with wilbur’s post-revival arc as a whole is that it keeps setting up stakes and ideas and concepts and character dynamics, and it almost never sticks the landing. but not due to the strength of the acting or character writing, but the Bones of the script.

they go out of their way to set up Major character drama between wilbur and tubbo. having tubbo not forgive him in the first place and telling him to Earn his trust, having tubbo continue to act distrustful of him during the cookie outpost, having wilbur cause an accident that takes one of ranboo’s canon lives right in front of tubbo, and then having ranboo Die For Real while tubbo proves he’s more than willing to kill over this fact and wilbur not even being aware that it happened.

and then we finally get to see them together again and they pretend that absolutely none of this has happened. ranboo’s name doesn’t even come up.

it’s meticulously set up that tommy and ghostbur have a special relationship with each other. ghostbur watches tommy throughout exile, one of the only times we ever see him get truly Angry involves him getting angry at phil on tommy’s behalf, he’s implied to have looked after tommy’s ghost after his death, he says that he thinks his unfinished business is actually Looking After Tommy,

which is kept up By Wilbur after ghostbur’s death. tommy is the only person on the server who mourns him, and it’s specifically those words of love from tommy that reaches him in his suffering. tommy holds on to friend following ghostbur’s death (at least until friend got skepped). and then wilbur sets up that he’s going to try to give friend to ghostbur With Tommy.

and then niki and wilbur give friend to ghostbur when niki had only seen ghostbur once and didn’t actually believe he was real when she did with about absolutely no mention of tommy.

niki’s literal arc trying to murder tommy because of how angry she was at wilbur doesn’t come up when they reconcile, and neither does her down spiral into isolation and paranoia and Anger following his death. which is a Big Fucking Deal considering that’s what niki’s character has been centered around for Years at this point, for Three Seasons. this should have been the culmination of her entire arc and it just wasn’t.

it’s set up that wilbur’s apologies are often surface level, done for the sake of it rather than having to dig up real feelings, Specifically by reinforcing that fact To Tommy over and over again. wilbur shows Tommy when he lies to other people in the early parts of the arc. contradicting the things he says to the people he’s apologizing to when they’re alone in that first apology stream, or “I don’t even know how to use tnt anymore.” tommy emphasizes that he wants someone That Won’t Lie To Him during their las nevadas stream, it’s a big part of that spat between the three of them. and this is Specifically and Intentionally highlighted throughout hitting on 16. it’s made a big deal out of both through the narrative and to the Characters.

and then it’s eret who calls out wilbur for giving a shitty apology when it’s the first time they’ve spoken since the day wilbur died. when eret has spent all of that time since idolizing l’manberg and putting wilbur up on a pedestal. when wilbur Very Much So still has trauma towards eret and doesn’t actually Owe eret an apology in the first place. when eret has spent months trying to make up for what she did knowing that she’d never be able to reach the person who needed to hear it the most, until suddenly She Can and he’s right in front of her.

instead she calls him out starting with a lackluster apology and then spends the rest of the stream grilling him. some of the things she says are things that he needs to hear, but it’s like she’s saying them Because Those Are What Wilbur As A Character Needs For His Arc and not because it makes sense for her as a character or for their relationship together.

and it’s not like I’d say that any of this is Bad. it’s very rare that I watch a stream from wilbur and say that I’m not happy with the acting, even when I Don’t like what’s happening with the character writing. some of my favorite streams of all time have come from this arc, both near the beginning and now towards the end.

but it’s like you get punished if you pay attention. small details, character dynamics, set up, entire arcs get bent or twisted or ignored and for seemingly no reason. all in ways that dull the impact Of the arc. even when we Have truly excellent individual streams, there’s no Flow or Cohesion in the arc as a whole.

and as old plot threads don’t get resolved and new plot threads get made in the lead up to the end it’s become increasingly clear that this final stream Won’t be able to be that impact, that payoff to the setup, that this arc Desperately needs.

or in other words, this is the post-revival arc

#dream smp #wilbur soot #gif #long post #wilbur soot critical #I'm just putting that there just in case #even despite this I would be absolutely lying if I said I thought this arc was Bad #or if I said I Wasn't deeply emotionally invested in and affected by it #wilbur is a brilliant writer and a brilliant actor and that's not going to change just because this arc was a little confused #but that's why I'm thinking about it

[marshmellowjay]

Mcyt react to their Korean s/o's/friend's spicy food.

(2 posts in one day. Dayum. Also I will try and follow everyone who likes this post.)

My masterlist

Ft- Wilbur, Jack manifold, Dream, Sapnap, Bench trio

Wilbur

Honestly he loves anything you make. He really likes your tea too.

He isn't a big fan of spice but he will try it anyway just to see how it is.

Big mistake

Once he took a bite out of that blood red chicken he almost fainted.

He admits it tastes delicious but DAYUM that spice hit him HARD

He is tearing tf up but he keeps eating.

While your over there enjoying yourself like it's not even spicy

8/10 tasty but spicy is wilburs answer

Jack manifold

This was for a laugh you lose challenge

He asked you to make him one of your favorite spicy foods. So you did.

Again big mistake

He took one glance at it and looked at chat with regret in his eyes

Even chat felt bad

First time he laughed he immediately regretted it

Fuck

So he took two bites and sat there for a bit.

Jack sat there in silence. Then out of no where you came in and have him those pickled radish to help him once it kicked in.

He looked at you with questioning eyes but once you left.

THE SPICE FUCKING TACKLED HIS ASS

He started fucking crying and yelling.

Chat kept telling him to eat the cubes

Once he ate like 5 cubes the spice went down and he just sat there with chat rethinking his life choices

6/10 he would do it again but not in a while.

Dream & Sapnap

They only agreed because they saw you eating it like it was nothing. Plus it looked good.

Once a fucking gain BAD IDEA.

They had walked into the kitchen hungry when they saw you eating.

They asked what it is and you explained it's Spicy Korean beef soup

They asked if they can try it and you agreed. Making them a Bowl and then going back to eating yours

Now dream can handle spice but once he took a bite his tongue was on FIRE.

Sapnap took a bite as well and started coughing because of the spice

They both looked back at you to see you on your phone scrolling through Twitter eating it like nothing

They then looked back at each other and had regretful looks on there faces

It tastes amazing but what tf kind of spice tolerance do you have?!

They both just agreed on you not having taste buds due to burning them off.

Once they finished there food they Highfived and immediately went to drink some milk.

4/10 would do it again for a challenge but not on free will

Bench trio

You were cooking the rice cakes in the middle of their stream because you figured they would be hungry.

When you were done you walked in a gave them all plates

"Oooo~ smells spicy" Ranboo commented and he went out of camera view to eat.

"Mhm" tubbo agreed with a slightly scared voice

"Nice!" Tommy yelled.

You explained that it's a Korean snack called rice cakes and then gave them all pickled raddish

You then explained if it gets to spicy just eat the raddish

You left to eat on your own and they all then started eating on stream (besides ranboo)

After about 3 bites they all started to feel the burn

Ranboo was in PAIN he stopped eating after half of the plate but it still hurt to the point he had to eat the raddishes

Tubbo was basically crying and red-faced while eating. It took him a while to remember the raddishes

Tommy was the Least bothered but he was still red-faced. He finished his but he also ate some of the raddishes. He was breathing really hard the whole time lol

Chat was having a fun time watching them suffer haha

Tubbo- 7/10 tasty but overly spicy

Ranboo- 5/10 why must he suffer so

Tommy- 8/10 he loves the taste of them but it's so spicy.

#Korean reader #tommyinnit x reader #tubbo x reader #ranboo x reader #dream x reader #sapnap x reader #wilbur x reader #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #sapnap #dream #wilbur soot #jack manifold #jack manifold x reader #Jessiesworks #mcyt reaction

[almond-sw1rl]

HI HI HI, I’m so happy your inbox is back open😭-

Can you please do Ler!Wilbur and Lee!Tubbo? I feel like their interactions are too little :(. Like, where Tubbo is somewhat shy around Wilbur, and Wilbur notices and wants to fix that so Tubbo can be more comfortable? It’s okay if you can’t, but I would love to see it. Thank you :)💗

{The Laughter Of A Goat}

Lee!Tubbo and Ler!Wilbur

Tommy and Wilbur decided to go on a picnic together and brought Tubbo along since Ranboo was off somewhere helping out Sam. Tubbo always enjoyed hanging out with Tommy and Wilbur, however he just felt shy around Wilbur for some reason.

All three of them made it to the top of a hill and sat on the grass together. Tommy was beaming with happiness since he was waiting for this picnic forever while Tubbo sat quietly waiting to see what they were going to do next. “So, have you been having a good week Tubbo?” Wilbur asked.

Tubbo smiled nervously and slowly nodded his head. “You sure? You’re usually not this quiet. You always talk and talk, especially about your fucking bees or Ranboob.” Tubbo looked between Tommy and Wilbur a few times before finally speaking.

“There’s just nothing to talk about I guess.” He mumbled low but loud enough to hear. “Uh huh. Sure.” Tommy said sarcastically before taking out a sandwich and tossing it at Tubbo to catch.

After some while they were done eating and Tommy wasn’t understanding why Tubbo was so shy all of a sudden. “I’ll be right back, I gotta piss.” Tommy said getting up and walking away, leaving Wilbur and Tubbo alone.

Tubbo looked at Wilbur for a quick moment and the second Wilbur glanced back Tubbo’s eyes darted away. There was silence for a minute until Tubbo felt a poke on his neck.

He ignored it and went back to thinking until he felt the same poke again. He looked at Wilbur trying to act annoyed but was smiling as he tried. “Quhit ihit..” He giggled covering the side of his neck. Wilbur smirked and went up behind him before rapidly tickling his sides.

Tubbo instantly squealed and fell back onto Wilbur, trying to squirm away. “Stahahahap!!” He managed to say through his fits of laughter. “Why should I? This is the most I’ve heard your voice all day” Wilbur stated before getting his neck again.

Once that spot was touched Tubbo let out a goat nose and quickly covered his mouth before it could happen again. “Tubbo, what the hell!? Did you just -!?” Wilbur couldn’t help but laugh at that as he kept tickling him.

“Wihihilbur, stahahap it!!” Tubbo cackled as his laughs of joy turned to wheezes of trying to breathe. Wilbur stopped and Tubbo instantly covered his neck and catches his breath. Tommy comes back up to meet the two and notices the scene in front of him.

“What the hell were you two doing?”

#dsmp #mcyt #dsmp tickle #mcyt tickle #tickle thoughts #tickle fluff #sfw tickling community #tword community #lee!tubbo #ler!wilbur

[theseventhreincarnation]

📣Descriptions of blood and death.📣 It's ok though only temporary!

Tommyinnit God au where Tubbo's dies and Tommy says no.

°

No no no no

There was so much blood. Not his. Never his. Tommy didn't bleed. Tommy wasn't as fragile as mortals, as Tubbo. But Tubbo was dying. His best friend had been stabbed through the chest by his brother and was dying.

Technoblade yanked the sword from Tubbo's chest, kicking his body away. "Government corrupts, Tommy. He was dangerous." He was still talking.

Words buzzed against his ears, static washing over him and paling his skin.

Oh gods

Blood is pooling beside the prime path, in front of Her temple. There is people watching, no heroes. Faces and colors blurred, friends and enemies and no one is helping Tubbo.

Tommy is falling beside his best friend in an instant, looking up to the sky. "You can't have him! He was mine first!"

The ground shakes and air buzzing like somthing greater than a lighting strike. Tommy throws his open hands against Tubbo's chest, one slipping and plunging into the bloody gaping hole in Tubbo's middle. He keeps it there. His hand grips the wet grass underneath.

'The whole server is here,' his mind provides helpfully. He doesn't care. 'Let them know.'

Tommy can feel himself drawing up his power, The usual trickle coming from the world around him, swirling like a storm, a hurricane. The surrounding area floods. Energy pours from him, glowing like a star, to blinding like the sun. Wind presses against him, drawing him closer to the body. Whips of yellow light flying like solar flares, blinding. People are backing away.

Is the whole server here?

Someone is screaming. Maybe it's Tommy. He feels like he could. He can see it. Tubbo's very essence is glowing green in front of him and he will not let go. Tommy is reaching up and grasping it, bringing it back down to the hole in Tubbo's chest. That's all it is. A hole. An inconvenience. Tommy's dealt with bigger things than death. Both hands are bloodied up to his elbows, holding Tubbo's life down firmly. Bones click into place, organs readjusting and mending, skin stitching together around his arms. He's can do this. He is life. He can bring it back, put it back where it belongs. He's never done it before but how hard can it really be? There is no bottom to his well of energy, relentless as the ocean, He is the ocean. Tommy is the ocean, the forest, the mountains, and life.

He pulls away at the perfect moment. It has to be perfect. His deciple cannot die. That would be very rude of Lady Death and He'd have to have a word with Her. But the skin has finished melding, and there is no new blood. Tubbo is alive. Of course he is. Big man Tommy Innit wouldn't let his best friend die. Tubbo is ok. He is sleeping, head tilted towards Tommy and forehead resting against his knee. Tommy pushes away the sweaty bangs, brushing fingers across Tubbo's hair. Tommy's chest heaves dangerously and his eyes burn. Tommy is very angry.

"I am very fucking angry."

The earth has grown around them. Vines twirl up the Church and flowers sprout around them, like a wild garden has been nurtured there for years. The crowd flinches. Some gasp. He can feel their fear.

Ranboo is here, running to them and Tommy feels his fists unclench. Technoblade is reaching for the enderman. Tommy flicks a finger. A large tree sprouts between them, roots and trunk tangling together, upwards. Leaves and blooms scatter along it's branches. It brushes against Ranboo's suit, and pushing Technoblade to the ground. Ranboo is beside Tommy now, holding his husband's hand and crying.

"He'll be ok. He's gonna feel like fuckin hell but don't give him anything. It could mess up his head if he-"

Ranboo throws himself at Tommy, shoulders trembling and curling around him. Words of thanks spill over. Tommy just rubs a hand against the taller's back, the other holding him close.

"He's ok, Ran. We're all ok," Tommy speaks gently, excess power still slipping away, gently now.

We're ok.

°

Feel free to add to this or take inspiration! Just tag me cause I would love to see your guys' writings! :D

#dsmp #mcyt #dream smp #Dsmp fanfic #Tommyinnit #clingy duo #clingyinnit #Tubbo #Ranboo #Beeduo #Godinnit #Tommyinnit God #Dsmp au #Fanfic

[bloodpen-to-paper]

DSMP Finale Things that make me feel like I'm back at the Beginning

-Tommy's checklist, especially finishing his base with Tubbo

-Shroud set free

-Zombo the Second cured and set free by Eret and Tubbo years after they first caught it

-George sleeping through most of the event (but being there for the End)

-Tommy banning Dream, specifically by tricking Sam into giving him Op

-Tommy blowing up the hotel (with Sam rigging it up for him)

-Eret fixing all their old builds/restoring all their stolen beacons

-"I don't give a fuck about Spirit" speech throwback

-Tommy and Tubbo revealing what's in how to sex (the first volume) and it being the most stupidly funny thing ever

-Tubbo and Sam visit the ocean monument where they first met

-Tubbo and Eret jungle base visit where they became friends

-Tommy and Dream walking the prime path

-Punz finding his house griefed after being inactive for months

-Prime farming

-Huge donos

-Accidental media share opening up on Tommy's stream

-Dream respawning in the prison because he forgot he set his respawn there

-Puffy giving people (Antfrost) weednip

-Eret museum visit, appreciating it and walking through memory lane

-Hannah got her elytra back

-Philza doing hardcore while important DSMP stuff is happening

-Chat hoppers in Philza's chat telling him to go on the DSMP

-Philza telling them to fuck off

-Hannah on the cake path

-Tubbo trying to visit Michael, raging when he can't find Michael, and Sam finding Michael in Ranboo's base after Tubbo already left

-Visiting Techno's base

-Catmaid Antfrost skin

-Oogway visit (and people messing with the item frames)

-Punz, Sam and Tubbo trying to get Hannah's elytra

-Boomer roasting people

-Foolish build appreciation

-Seapeekay getting a part in the museum

-Mentions of El Targay and McPuffy's

-Eggpire site visit

-Visiting Alyssa's builds

-Bass boosted go pros and autotune shenanigans

-Tommy failing an MLG bucket clutch

-Dream spawn killing Tommy to the disc music while Tubbo defends him and saying he wants the discs (throwback)

-Church Prime

-Hannah's frog statue

-Puffy's builds being destroyed as collateral damage

-Everyone freaking out over George joining

-Callahan joining and immediately leaving

-Group dance session

-Punz smack talking people on instinct

-Ponk asking people for food cause he never has any

-Sam being stacked with everything everyone needs

-Hbomb innuendos

-Maidbomb mentions

-Skephalo jokes

-No one being prepared to go to the end and having to get ready in a rush

-Peeople getting lost on the nether highways and taking wrong turns

-People getting pushed out of the portals when there's too many trying to fit in at the same time

-"I WAS HERE"

-Everyone forgetting to bring ender eyes for the End Portal

-Callahan summoning withers in the end

-George continuously dying to endermen

-Tubbo killing the enderdragon and respawning at world spawn

-Bad staying on brand and wanting the enderdragon egg

-Tubbo and Tommy on a bench, listening to discs and watching the sunset

-Warden Sam and Prisoner Dream moment

-Techno's temple in the New World

-Skeppy joining after all the action already happened

-Sharing screenshots, secrets and final thoughts

-Puffy, Bad, Sam and Eret visiting all the sites and reminiscing

-o7

#it hurts and ill never forget it #thank you all for this community #share all your moments and memories #what youll miss and what youre excited to see #love you all #goodbye Dream SMP! #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #tommyinnit #tubbo #philza #technoblade #eret #badboyhalo #skeppy #captain puffy #antfrost #awesamdude #boomerna #hannahxxrose #punz #dropsbyponk #seapeekay #callahan #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken

[lowkeyrobin]

Omg mcyt when their crush asks them out, but the reader is just surprising chill? Like, it's so casual it's insane just a "Hey, you wanna go out sometime?" while scrolling through sm and chillling lmao

oooooo okay okay I see the vision ; thank you for requesting!!

MCYT ; nonchalant ask-out

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, & quackity

warnings ; language

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

you were sitting on the train to go visit some friends for a stream

you were sitting next to the window, facing the back of the train, while he was on the opposite side, also sitting next to the window, although his backpack was perched so he could rest an arm on top of it

you turn to him and just kinda ask as you're passing a field of cows

"you wanna go bowling sometime? like, as a date? it's fine if you don't wanna" you shrug

Tommy just blinks as his cheeks get a little red

"Uh, sure. I mean, yeah!"

you guys get to where you're going and while he's with tubbo, more secluded from you, tells him about it

"y/n like, casually asked me out on the train and I said yes! I don't know what happened, it was so weird"

"they're concerningly laid back about everything, you know this"

"...true"

TUBBO

you were at a conservatory (flower museum basically) and enjoying all the pretty flowers and plants

you turn to him like "Hey, would you ever go out on a date with me?"

he's silent for a moment before he responds

"is there a right answer?"

"genuine question"

"uh... sure"

he just texts Tommy like "bro y/n just casually asked me out at the flower place wtf"

he's slightly concerned but you enjoy the rest of your time at the conservatory and get a bunch of great pictures

RANBOO

you were doing a stream watching flushed away

lots of laughter and fucking around considering you were on the couch sitting next to each other with a camera in front of you

"what is happening right now???"

"hey, Ran?"

"hm?"

"you wanna go to dinner sometime? like a date?"

chat explodes and you're trending on Twitter before he can even respond

"uhm, uh, yeah, sure"

"cool"

they later tweet a "that was unscripted, and weird. y/n is never streaming w me again"

you reply with "yeah, sure pal"

"okay y/ns steaming w me tmr night stay tuned!!"

FREDDIE BADLINU

you guys + harry were making puppets at his place for a little prank, and making your friends into puppets as well

you were making him while he was making Tommy, and harry was making kermit (??), making some conversation for the camera

you're mostly working on the floor next to Harry because the table wasn't big enough for the three of you

you look up and just kinda blurt it out

"Hey, Freddie, you wanna go rollerskating sometime?"

harrys the first to speak "what the hell?"

"sorry, bad time"

"wh-no, actually, I'd love too" Freddie smiles

he later edits that with some music like it's 2019, pixel meme glasses and all

"got a date, wwwww"

NIKI NIHACHU

you were both playing on the qsmp, and taking care of em

niki passed over some food bc you were building something for her and ran out of food

"Hey, niki, would you ever go on a date with me?"

"wh- oh, uh, I mean, yeah!"

"cool"

her chat explodes and so does yours LMAO

ppl clip it and it's a hot topic on qsmp tumblr for a week or so

you tweet after stream "date ideas, GO"

niki responds with "you have to come here first, y/n/n 😭"

ALEX QUACKITY

you were out exploring the city together for a little vlog on your alt channel

you were talking and having a good time and whatnot, exploring stores and restaurants and parks

"hey, Alex, would you ever like, date me, I guess?"

"yeah- I mean, uhm, I guess so"

"cool"

when you guys get back to the hotel he instantly gets on a call w some friends, whom are streaming, and quickly rants about it, leaving you nameless tho

you see the clipped bit on YouTube the next day and can't help but smile cause honestly w move

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #ranboo x reader #quackity x reader #badlinu x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #niki nihachu x reader #nihachu x reader #tubbo x reader #alex quackity x reader #quackityhq x reader #mcyt x gn reader

[modelbus]

I wrote these three snippets ages ago, but they work :)

Pairing: Cc!Tommyinnit x Gn!reader

Flufftober 8 - Need A Hand? (Love languages)

You’re talking with Wilbur, waving your hands animatedly in the air, when you sense the shift. It's subtle, like the ripple of a breeze, but it's enough. It tells you Tommy's behind you and definitely about to hug you.

And yup, he does.

Arms snaking around your middle, head resting atop yours. He's warm, like always. You can't help but relax into him. Wilbur, Phil, Ranboo, and Tubbo are the only ones he's this touchy around. You suspect it's because of his whole "big man" shtick.

To your credit, you don’t stop talking. "-It's just bizarre! Who even does that?!"

Wilbur eyes you with amusement.

"Wankers, man." He answers. "Hey Tommy."

"Phil went to get us food." Tommy tells you two, and you can feel his words. 

It's been a long day with a lot of filming. He's probably tired and desperately wanting physical contact seeing as he couldn't be overly affectionate on camera. Which explains him right now. 

"We didn't give him our orders." You point out.

"I told him what you wanted and just hoped he knew what Wil wanted." Of course Tommy knew what you’d get. "What? Wil, why are you staring at me like that?"

To suppress your smile, you try to bite your lip. It's really unsuccessful, and Wilbur gives a small laugh.

"You're a cute couple."

If this had been Tommy at the beginning of you dating, he would've rocketed away. Probably blurt some curse words. But instead, he seems to sink further into you. At this point it must look absolutely ridiculous.

You don’t care at all.

"Next up you have to find someone to date." You tell Wilbur. "Honestly, it's quite sad that we have more game than you."

Tommy snickers. "Yeah, Wilbur. Do you need some relationship advice? Hmm? We're the masters."

"Fuck you." Wilbur bites. "You look stupid."

"And you don't?"

"I-" He starts to sputter.

"Exactly." Tommy huffs, straightening up.

Subconsciously you chase his warmth, leaning back and up just a little. Somehow Tommy notices the subtle movements and takes his spot again.

"How do you deal with him? And… this?" Wilbur asks you.

"Eh. I love it." You blurt.

"...ew." He says, turning away. "That's enough of you two for now."

When Phil comes back with all their food, Tommy's forced to unravel himself from you. 

"Cute, mate." Phil notes.

"Fuck off."

-

"You are an absolute dumbass." You deadpan, backing away from Tommy slowly.

"Who? Me?" He grins back at you, eyes sparkling.

Hell no. Without much thought to it, you turn tail and books it out of there. Within seconds his footsteps are following you, echoing loudly on the sidewalk as you both sprint through the streets of Brighton.

After a second, you realize you’ve wound yourself through the grass park. And, of course, you realize this right before Tommy tackles you and tries to murder you.

Okay, that's an overstatement. He tackled you, yes, but quite gently for Tommy. And when they went down, he made care to be the one hitting his ass on the grass.

Either way, you both get the wind knocked out of you.

"Fuck." You wheeze, rolling onto a patch he isn't occupying.

"Sorry." Is his similarly wheezing response.

Tommy regains his breath quick, leaving you struggling to intake air. Really, it's unfair how fast he regains it.

"I'm going to kill you."

"Hey! We can talk about-" he lets out a yelp when you send an elbow his way, careful it doesn't actually connect.

You move closer to him, and he cautiously tugs you so that youre resting your head on his shoulder. Perhaps with a little too much caution than your elbow warranted.

"You're okay?" He asks, somewhat sheepishly.

"Yeah, fine." You quickly answer, propping yourself up on your elbow to overlook him.

"I swear I didn't mean for us to hit the ground so hard."

"It's okay Toms, I know." 

He still looks mildly worried though, so you press a quick kiss to his lips. Before pulling back and laughing.

"What? What?!" He questions.

"You've got so much grass in your hair!"

You run a hand through it, ruffling his hair to try and get it all out.

"So do you!" He protests, ducking away from your hand.

"I make it looks fashionable, you look like you're about to transform into a blade of grass."

He gapes at you, mock-offended. "How. Fucking. Dare. You."

-

"I look fine right? This isn't stupid?" Tommy asks, frowning at his reflection in the mirror.

You sigh, walking around him to block his sight of himself. He's been staring at himself for ten minutes already, stalling the video. It was technically a prank video, making Tommy nervous as fuck.

"Yes, you look fine. It is stupid, and that's why it's perfect." You tell him.

Reaching out, you help fold and flatten his collar. He holds perfectly still for once, watching you as you fix it. 

Part of you wonders if this is how he'll look when you get married. If he'll wear a similar black tuxedo, the same white button up. He hasn't asked you to marry him yet. You aren’t sure if you care or not. You don't need a ring and some vows to establish your love for each other.

But still. Eventually, one day, you’d like to marry him.

"Perfect." You hum, stepping back. "See?"

"I feel like a kid playing dress up." He scowls.

"Because you are playing dress up, Toms. Come on, you were so excited."

"I know, I still am! Just... what if he doesn't take it well?"

"Tubbo's your best friend. Take it well or not, it'll be fine." 

Tommy nods, tugging on his suit jacket. "Okay. Let's do this."

#tommy innit #dsmp #mcyt #mcyt imagine #tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit x you #tommyinnit #tommyinnit imagine #tommy mcyt

[masenverse]

please be okay (origins smp fic)

They should've never risked it. There were clouds in the sky and (because of TOMMY's restricted diet as a vegan creature) they still decided to go looking for those stupid fucking watermelons. They NEVER should've left the circle. This was all Tommy's fault.

"Stop stressin Tubs, we'll be back before anyone misses us. Ran said there's a jungle only a mile off!"

"Ranboo also told James he'd let him out of that cobblestone box." Tubbo pointed out. Tommy snickered a little remembering Ranboo's face as he got lectured by Phil after that incident.

Tommy had tears rolling down his face as he tried to drag his best friend through the downpour. With the rain obscuring his view he could only see around 5 feet ahead. There were no caves open.

The storm made the ground muddy. The storm made Tubbo incredibly weak. The storm wet Tommy's feathers and made him significantly slower. The storm made monster spawns more frequent. The storm made the monsters able to roam freely. The storm gave them an extremely small likelihood to survive.

"Yea, well you try eating bread every day of your life. I'm sure you'll be willing to risk trusting Ranbus after a while."

All Tommy could do was try to pull faster when a skeleton showed up and started shooting at them.

All he had was a stone sword, not even a shield to block the arrows from hitting them. He couldn't let go and fight the skeleton, it might start shooting at the currently paralyzed from rain Tubbo. Tommy wouldn't even consider taking that risk.

Even if Tommy was able to kill the skeleton before it hurt either of them (which was highly unlikely) he couldn't waste all of that time not getting Tubbo out of the storm. Every minute out here made the painful recovery period longer.

Tommy saw a curve of the mountain ahead of him. He couldn't see over it. If he jumped he should be able to carry Tubbo and still slow the fall to where they don't get injured. It could be home. It was much more likely to be a forest, or something even more dangerous.

It was when Tommy looked behind himself that the skeleton shot an arrow right through his shoulder. Tommy had never experienced so much pain in one moment. He tried and failed to cover up the screaming that followed. 

There was nothing else to do. They were fucked.

Tommy looked to the edge of the mountain.

The arrow stuck out from his shoulder.

The skeleton began to draw another arrow.

"Okay bossman, I'll go with you. Only cus your my best friend though."

...

Tommy summoned all his strength, picked up Tubbo, and jumped.

#origins smp #tommyinnit #bench trio #tubbo #ranboo #avian #my fic #fiction #dsmp #dsmp fanfic #dsmp fic #clingy duo #origin smp #origin smp fic #origin smp fanfic #james marriott #realistic minecraft #sad fic #storm #suspense #tommyinnit fanfic #osmp #avian tommyinnit #bee tubbo #enderian #enderian ranboo #trauma #osmp fic

[transbeeduo]

Hey! Welcome to my Blog! Call me Crunch! I'm fine with whatever pronouns, but I mostly alternate between She/He/They! I identify as Asexual, Ambiamorous, and Panromantic! Also I’m an adult 👍

Alt Tumblr: @eelblazes (CURRENTLY MUTUALS ONLY) TIMES I HAVE HIT POST LIMIT: 11

https://linktr.ee/transbeeduo (I also have a Discord, which Mutuals are free to ask/dm for!)

I'm primarily a MCYTBLR blogger! I mostly tend to stick to the DSMP side of things, although I'll often post about OSMP and QSMP, and occasionally dabble in other MCYT related fandoms! Along with that I post about Five Nights At Freddy's, Pokémon, or whatever else I'm interested in at the time!

TAGGING SYSTEM

Crunch's Nibbles: Used for just my little ramblings, and not any significant stuff

Crunch's Bites: Used for more significant, longer posts. Usually analysis or like me just making a fucking paragraph about C!Bee Duo or something

Crunch's Chomps: Headcanons!! These r going to be more for like. Posts that are dedicated headcanon sharing posts, like my headcanons about how I imagine DSMP is like post-finale. (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ANY TRIGGER TAGS PUT IN THESE POSTS BECAUSE DARK/POSSIBLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IS DISCUSSED IN DETAIL IN SOME OF THESE)

My Art/Asks: I'm putting these together because they're pretty self-explanatory. But it's art I make and asks I receive! (Feel free to send me asks! I love getting them always!)

SYSTEM TAGS (Not used super often due to mostly just being me here)

⛏️ : Posts from C!Crunch (NOT Crunch Transbeeduo!! Two different people!)

🎸: Posts from Monty (Montgomery Gator Fictive)

📼: Posts from Cassette/Cass (Generation Loss/CC!Ranboo Factive. DON'T FUCKING NOTIFY RANBOOLIVE ABOUT THEM BTW DON'T DO THAT SHIT)

🪓: Posts from Ares/Techno (DSMP/OSMP Technoblade fictive)

📺: Posts from Lolbit (Lolbit Fictive)

🎁: Posts from Oleander/FMAN (FMAN122 Fictive)

🔥: Posts from Pyro/Sapnap/Saps (C!Sapnap Fictive)

🌋: Posts from Groudon (C!Tubbo/Groudon/Q!Tubbo fictive)

Anything not tagged: Almost always Crunch Transbeeduo! Just assume it's them!

(LINKS TO A PRONOUNS.CC PAGE WITH MORE INFORMATION COMING EVENTUALLY)

I quite like every DSMP character, so they'll all tend to show up on this blog, but the most discussed here are C!Beeduo (if it wasn't obvious), along with Michael + my Fankids for them! (Found under "#Bug Posts" and "#Wizard Posts") but I also quite like The Eggpire/Badlands, The Syndicate, and Las Nevadas!

For OSMP I'm usually going to stick to O!Beeduo, while for QSMP I'm quite a fan of Q!Tubbo and Q!BBH! (I don't watch QSMP, only really absorb it through the dash! I do have plans to watch it soon though!)

(Credits for these!)

CC Banner: @////tmmyhug (X added by me)

Beeduo Banner: @////cannosoup

Loves Beeduo: @////thedialup

Technoblade, Sootings, and Parasocial Blinkies: @////block-toad

Michael Feed: @////doodlebloo

Genloss Banner @////Pathtrick

Tommy/Tubbo/Phil: @////Offishly

QSMP Eggs + Theory/Analysis Blinkie: @////etoilesbienne

Alliumduo/Peerpressureduo Banners: @////theenderwalker

Koraidon Banner:@///sweetpeauserboxes

Quackcicle/Ranboo Banners: ???? (Couldn't find the OP, if anyone knows please tell me!)

All other banners: Mine!

BOUNDARIES/BYF UNDER CUT (please read!!):

If it's not incredibly obvious, I do NOT want you here if you support the CC! DTeam or William Gold/Wilbur Soot. Get outta here go. Scram

I AM NOT A CC SHIPPER, I AM NOT SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE NOR DO I CARE FOR SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE IN A SERIOUS MANNER. Everything I say shipping/headcanon wise is about FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

I block somewhat liberally!!!!! Please do not follow me if ur under 15, I post suggestive things on here sometimes!

PLEASE ask if something I discuss needs Content/Trigger warnings!

I'm not the best with words, or articulating the things I'm thinking about really well. If I say something that doesn't make sense or is confusing I'm sorry.

Please do not be weird in my Inbox. Don't ask me about discourse, don't spam me or ask me to follow you or promote your things, don't like be weird to ME. (Also please don’t ask me anything personal, I am uncomfortable sharing that kind of information online)

I AM NOT A DISCOURSE BLOG!!!!!!! I'll discuss it sometimes but that's just because I like being a hater sometimes. Don't treat me as a discourse blog

PLEASE don't send me C!Beeduo /neg shit unprompted, or if you do at least tell me it is.

#not putting this in the main part but remember this IS still my blog so like. if its not for you dont get mad at me #if i missed or phrased anything wrong im gonna scream #pinned post #blinking animation #blinking gif

[anonymous-dentist]

Hi anon, sorry to bring the sbi family fanfic discussion again and for the long post , (your posts ware what made realize why i hated this thing so much)

I don’t know if is the same type of fans but i noticed that some ficwritters that are really foucused on philza and wilbur (and sbi family i think?) Are kinda trying to add cellbit to this situation? Like i read some philza focused fanfic where he interacts with cellbit and the ficwritters act like cellbit is his kid? Its weird idk how to explain very well (this is also the same people that kinda write cellbit as a native english speaker (american and european) and not a brazilian (its something that is too hard to explain right now)

And its kinda stressing me out because cellbit is written in such a weid way and its infesting the spiderbit tag lol and i dont understand what is going on half of the time since idk what the hell sbi even is (brazilian with 0 understanding about english speaking mcty)

Sorry for the long post

Oh yeah no I don’t really get it but like. I also do! Because q!Phil has become one of only a literal handful of people on the island to actually properly trust q!Cellbit and so they’re like. Friends. But obviously you can never just be friends with someone not your age and so. Fandom assigned family dynamic. It’s super weird and lowkey like. Idk it’s just weird lol.

A discussion surely must follow!

First, a brief rundown of SBI:

SBI is Sleepy Boys Inc., a group made of up streamers Philza, Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, and Technoblade. (Originally it was just Phil, Wilbur, and Techno, but Tommy wiggled his way in somehow.) They’re Best Friends, but somewhere along the way their fandoms said. Fuck it. Family dynamic… mostly because the ccs lowkey thought it was funny and ran with it. Wilbur alone would rather die than not have Philza Minecraft be his father

This dynamic spread to their characters on the dsmp despite them literally not once ever referring to each other all as family; iirc Techno himself said he at least wasn’t part of the family because that dynamic would be fucked up after all the shit his character did to both c!Wilbur and c!Tommy. But c!Phil was c!Wilbur’s father even though he did fully murder his ass, and Wilbur and Tommy were brothers because they’re Wilbur and Tommy and you’d have to kill them to stop them from being brothers. Tommy was never established to be c!Phil’s son, and Phil never seemed to consider him one

But then the dsmp started dying around summer 2021 and everyone was kinda just left with fanon, and SBI fanon can get weird. I’m talking borderline fetishistic nuclear family stuff, especially when you get into ‘Dark SBI’ content with Phil kidnapping Tommy or whatever and forcibly making them family? It gets weird, take a look through the tag sometime

The thing with a lot of these fics is that like. It’s gotten to a point where it’s a fandomized version of both cc! and c!SBI with some really freaky characterizations and some really diehard fans. I’ve talked about that before, so I won’t do it again.

The weirdest thing I’ve noticed about these fics, though- and this goes back to what we were talking about with Cellbit inexplicably being added to the mix all of a sudden- is that everybody has to be a family.

You’ll be hard pressed to find a SBI fic where the characters have friends. Even Tubbo and Ranboo, usually delegated to a ‘Tommy’s friend!’ role despite them not interacting much like as a group ever are treated either as extensions of Tommy himself or as his found family ‘brothers’ who Phil also inevitably helps take care of rather than as friends, and they act that way. Niki isn’t usually ever written in as Wilbur’s friend, she’s Benchtrio’s sister/mother-figure, or she’s described as Wilbur’s found family sister. Jack Manifold? Lumped in with Niki with Benchtrio as their older brother/father-figure. Quackity? Either Wilbur’s boyfriend, thus a member of the family, or Tommy’s older brother/father-figure.

Even characters who never really interacted with SBI as a “family” on the dsmp get this treatment: you’ll read an SBI fic with c!Purpled in it and he’ll be Tommy’s brother figure. c!Sam is Tommy’s father figure. Schlatt is Tommy’s uncle or Wilbur’s brother. Puffy is an aunt. Sapnap and Dream? Tommy’s brother or father figures. Even Hannah is being written as Tommy’s cool older sister figure these days despite only really interacting with him once on the smp

And you can see this kind of behavior continuing now in the qsmp fandom… if the new ccs/characters in question aren’t “problematic”. Chayanne can’t see Techno as a personal hero, he has to see him as an older brother or an uncle. Tubbo is Phil and Fit’s son and Tommy’s brother. Niki is Tallulah’s mom. Quackity is Wilbur’s boyfriend.

What you’ll actually be hard pressed to see is this kind of dynamic with Phil and other, “problematic” ccs, aka ccs who aren’t like. English ccs.

Because you won’t find q!Forever included in the family dynamics despite him basically being q!Phil’s best friend and closest confidant. It took longer for q!Missa to be added to Phil’s wiki page than it did for Techno to despite them literally being explicit canon husbands, and you’ll be lucky if Missa is even mentioned in a “qsmp” SBI fic. Etoiles? Not even mentioned despite him and Phil more or less actually leaning into the family dynamic with the “brothers” thing. Even Tallulah and Chayanne are left out or mischaracterized in “qsmp” SBI fics, giving Tommy the spotlight.

You won’t find nearly anybody who isn’t an English cc in these fics, and this is NOT accusing anyone of xenophobia. It’s most likely just because the SBI people are used to watching only Phil or only Wilbur and they don’t speak enough of the other languages to really care about the non-English ccs and thus disregard their characters and lore. It’s not just SBI people who do this, it’s plenty of people speaking every language on the server not watching anyone whose languages they don’t speak. Yk?

But that brings us to q!Cellbit, and I’m surprised the SBI guys have latched onto him the way they did considering he’s everything they seem to dislike: his first language isn’t English, he doesn’t talk with Phil a lot, he and Tallulah get along really well, he makes fun of Wilbur being gone. And, honestly? The SBI guys did hate him for a long time because of those things, they constantly undermined his efforts and said Phil would be a better Order leader and said that he should never speak to Tallulah again because he was making her sad and he’s friends with their least favorite person ever, Forever.

But then q!Phil said he trusted Cellbit, and it’s like a switch was flipped. Starting around the Pills Arc when they first teamed up, SBI people were suddenly on board with Cellbit despite being part of the haters literally days before. Why? Well. Phil and Cellbit are friends now, and so now he gets the privilege of being in the fics.

The problem with this is that these people have never watched Cellbit. They’ve seen ten minutes of him total from Phil’s pov, and that’s all they’re going to use to write his character. So of course there will be mischaracterization.

And, of course, they’ll be family. Because, as I said, there’s this weird allergy to the concept of friendship in SBI fics. You’re family or you’re an enemy.

Constant fanon mischaracterization of Phil has basically turned him into a universal father figure even if he doesn’t have that dynamic with the characters he’s like the “father” of. q!Cellbit’s only familial figure outside of his actual canon family is generally seen as q!Bad, who even referred to him as family last night on stream. But, because Phil and Cellbit are friends now and Cellbit is younger than Phil is, they have to have a father-son dynamic, because that’s what Phil’s only character trait is in the SBI fics he’s in. He’s the dad whether it makes sense or not.

If that makes sense.

#asks! #anon! #discourse ig #long post

[metfell]

okie so basically it’s modern day and Tubbo’s taking a gap year because he got his canon burns at the end of his schooling years when his manager (schlatt) at a grocery store locked him out and he had to walk through a forest at night and some people at a party were setting off fireworks illegally (techno, got peer pressured, saw a shadow where he was going to fire but ignored it) so he has to make it up. He works at a fast food place now, and Tommy’s moving out of his semi-rural town to go do impressive stuff, but he’s promised to call and text and whatnot. On the day Tommy leaves, Tubbo goes to his shift after waving him off and some weirdo tries to pay with American money and then two fistfuls of coins after going through the drive-thru on foot. This weirdo, who Tubbo catches eating on the curb while he waits for Quackity to pick him up (can’t drive), is named ranboo. They befriend Tubbo, and Tubbo likes hanging out with ranboo because they A. Aren’t pushing him to DO anything/have no expectations, B. Don’t know what happened to him, Tubbo told ranboo his scars were a birth defect and they believed him, and C. Are hot.

even though everything is getting hotter and hotter with climate change and whatnot, this summer is very very cool. Almost cold. Around town, the power starts going out, stuff starts breaking down, and it snows in July. Also, Tommy’s messages stop coming. Ranboo starts looking..weird. + other surreal horror things. Anyway over the course of the story it’s revealed that Ranboo’s essentially the lure light of an eldritch monster sucking the energy out of the town and preventing anyone from leaving. Tubbo is in denial about this, and eventually has to choose between killing himself on Ranboo’s energy drain and keeping him or letting him go and moving forward with his life.

Also ranboo is like. Conscious of all this and is trying to help everyone because they have a permanent guilt/savior complex about needing to make up for inflicting [the horrors] and is in love with Tubbo a little bit out of pity and a little bit because Tubbo sees him as a reprieve and a savior and whatnot. Gay turmoil

very fucking cool omg!!! if you ever write anything for it id love to read it :]

#ask #anonymous #beeduo posting

[heartofaspen]

If you want writing requests some new L’manburg press and vp cclingy are dear to me maybe with some hyper critical news media straining their relationship

super short thing :-) here you go!

ao3

Tubbo’s the first to burst out of the meeting room doors, drinking in the humid pre-rainshower air like he hasn’t breathed in hours.

 

Reporters and journalists crowd the square, their brouhaha of tittering and murmurs quickly exploding into shouts and flashing cameras as Tubbo gulps for air. Barrages of questions and interview requests fling themselves at the members of New L’manberg’s cabinet as they filter out of the building. Glancing back as he tries to weave through the surging crowd, Tubbo catches sight of a peeved looking Quackity pushing microphones out of his face, Ranboo hovering anxiously in the doorway, and Dream slipping away undetected as always. 

“President Tubbo!” A reporter insists, a stout man with a catfish face and a thin, wispy mustache to match, “Can you comment on the tripling size of the obsidian walls around New L’manberg? How do you plan to show Dream that he can’t push you around like that?” 

“Uh– no comment,” Tubbo replies hastily into his microphone, pushing past the man and making a break for the prime path. Journalists shout after him, some daring to follow a few steps, but most of them hang back, hoping to wheedle a few words out of the cabinet members making a more sluggish exit. 

Tubbo takes the prime path to the L’manberg docks, a place of relative peace, and it isn’t long before Tommy’s loud, stomping footsteps come up behind him.

“Oi!” Tommy scowls, catching up. “You left me in that crowd, you dickhead.”

“Oh,” Tubbo winces. In his haste to escape, he had completely abandoned Tommy in the fray. “So I did. Sorry, big man.” 

“Yeah, you fuckin.. Better be,” Tommy huffs indignantly. “After you threw me under the bus in that shitty, terrible meeting. The fuck was that!” 

Tubbo’s gaze snaps to Tommy’s. “Wha- threw you under the bus?” 

“Yes! You were all like, ohh Dream, yes fucking of course I’ll put Tommy under watch forever and make him report to his literal fucking nephew every day! Walls? Yeah! Probation you say? Sure? Five hundred weeks! God, you are so just- insufferable.”

“What do you mean? I totally just saved your ass,” Tubbo replies indignantly. “I bought you two weeks to get your act together. Dream wanted you exiled today. I stood up for you, man!”

“Hardly!” Tommy snorts. “Quackity did more standing up to Dream than you did. You just let him walk all over you!”

“At least I wasn’t groaning and huffing the whole time,” Tubbo shoots back. “You could’ve made your sentence worse.” 

“But I didn’t!” 

“But you could’ve-”

“Could’ve, shmould’ve. Tubbo, I’m not going to be able to make it the next few weeks reporting to Fundy every day and not calling people bitches. I’m- I’m like a beautiful, magnificent horse. I need room to wiggle and roam! I’m a wiggler!” 

“Tommy, I am doing everything I can. Dream is terrifying, it’s hard to reason with him.” 

“What, and you’re just gonna let me get shat on cause you’re scared? Tubbo, you’ve gotta…”

Tubbo looks away, his hands curling into fists in the pockets of his slacks. He’s doing the best that he possibly can, wringing out every ounce of grace and forgiveness that Dream will give without potentially sacrificing his entire nation’s freedom. Tommy’s continuing on, telling him how he needs to stand up to Dream, punctuated with ridiculous similes that don’t even make any sense. Like a magnificent horse- what does that even mean? Tubbo’s so caught up in his own irritation that he hardly hears himself when he curtly snaps, “That’s enough, Tommy.”

Tommy stares directly at him, frowning. “I’m only trying to help.”

Tubbo’s mouth moves of its own accord. “Yeah, well, you’re not the president, are you?”

Tommy recoils like he’s been struck, halting abruptly. Hurt lines his blue eyes, turning them stony. “Wha- Tubbo, you can’t just-” 

“You are constantly undermining my authority,” Tubbo interrupts. “I am dealing with this situation as best as I possibly can, which means I have to make some hard decisions, and I can’t always prioritize you. The entire country is at stake with these conflicts with Dream, and the people have entrusted their lives to me. L’manberg comes first.”

Tommy’s mouth opens and closes, opens and closes. “Tubbo,” he finally says, as if it’s all he can say. 

“I’m dealing with this as best as I can,” Tubbo repeats. He glances at his wristwatch. “I need to meet with Ranboo to recap the meeting. I’ll see you later, Tommy.” He doesn’t wait for Tommy to bid him farewell in return. He turns and walks briskly back the way they came, towards his imaginary meeting, heart racing and a sick taste rising in his mouth. It’s for the best, he repeats to himself. I’m doing my best.

Tommy stands behind him on the prime path silently, in shock. 

It’s begun to rain.

#tommyinnit #tubbo #dsmp #l'manberg #clingyduo #b1rdzwriting