Poetry - Him
Note: This is a very personal poem directed at someone who will never see it. I feel like posting it because it's good and why the fuck not? Don't give me pity. It's dealt with.
This isn't for everyone so there is a cut
Taglist: @vite-poh @theoracleofgiana @full-on-sam @the-mindless @eldritchx @teacupsandstarlight
What is the point of trying to repair
to fix a relationship
a friendship.
for you to throw it away
Why?
Am I not good enough?
Have I lost my touch?
Am I too good for you?
I worked too hard
for you throw it away
for your immaturity to kick in
I'm angry, but
I will never insult you
despite how much you want me to
so you can feel better
I refuse to stoop to your level
I will not give you a reason
for my mercy
I rather you sit and feel
the disappointment in my heart
my soul
when you decided to say words
that carry such meaning
to make me force myself away
Was a joke worth it when no one laughs?
I want you to feel the anger
rage
i carry with every message
every conversation
this entire past 2 weeks
So you grow up,
because i'm tired of one
in the friendship taking all the hits
I'm tired
I'm upset
I'm so over you
And if I were to leave,
you have nothing and nobody
So I give you my mercy
and hope you get better
Because in 6 months
you get no choice
I'll be moving onto bigger and better things
With college
With my writeblr friends
With my family
And where will you be?
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you can really tell that charlie has a flair for the dramatic. with that whole making a fucking ice dagger and stabbing himself bit. fucking theater kid vibes
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Just finished Kaguya-sama Love Is War: the First Kiss which means I'm 100% caught up here's my verdict:
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Once again telling ppl to watch Dead End: Paranormal Park u will not regret it
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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I have found the best ally
Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.
Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"
Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."
My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."
Random woman: "Excuse me?"
Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*
Me: *pissing myself laughing*
My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."
Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."
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this will sureily convince the people that the royal family are not out of touch moneywasters and that we should be happy keeping them around for sure
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J. K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman are such a funny contrast to me, like
Rowling: Oh, and by the way, I put gay characters in my books.
People: Is there anything... showing that?
Rowling: No. Also trans women don't deserve respect
People: wtf
Gaiman: Here are some immortals that transcend all human concepts of gender and attraction who use a variety of pronouns, and also some clearly canon human queers.
People: Are the immortals queer?
Gaiman: That is an entirely valid way to view them.
Other people: Ugh, pushing a modern woke agenda. It used to be-
Gaiman: Fuck you
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