michael sheen playing aziraphale is like someone being assigned a 500 word paragraph as homework and instead they turn in a 5 page essay complete with hand drawn diagrams, a paper maché model, and a box of homemade shortbread to share with the class
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A dumb comic spawned from a conversation with @hinekosama
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Cazador talks a lot of shit for a dude that's only got 200 gold when you pickpocket him. Like, I thought you were rich and powerful? Untouchable? Yet, here we are standing over your dead² body, and all you've got to your person is wack ass vibes and a measly 200gp?? Disappointing. I bet you lied on your fantasy taxes, you wet sack.
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What if we snuck off to the supply closet while u were working in ur uncles tea shop 😳😳 and we were both boys 😳😳
Bonus :)
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So funny watching reply guys talking about Elon on twitter "Oh everyone is out to get Elon right now" yes because he's easy to get! And he does it in public! People keep painting tunnels on the wall and we all watch him run into them at full speed.
You could roll a golden apple on the floor in front of him labelled "The smartest" and even if the thing was so obviously radioactive it's clicking like a fucking Geiger counter, he would have that shit crammed in his mouth in actual seconds because he has literally infinite hubris and in my opinion the world's most obscene public humiliation kink
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I know I’ve already talked about this shot too much
BUT COME ON
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My favorite headcanon?
Aziraphale knowing about sex and everything related, either from books or from the discreet gentlemen's club
And Crowley... Crowley having a vague idea of the concept, something like... from the flood until now he learned that there is a connection between sex and reproduction. That's it, no further information
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playin around with 8's design a teeny bit, i noticed dumbo octopus' look like they got blue bits around their eyes in some fotos (?) idk if its just lighting but whateva
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has this been done before or
this fairytale would be Ram's worst nightmare
anyways they share a blankie later so its all good
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