#it's insanity my beloved

[nariism]

neuvillette is aware that he shouldn’t have let you get so close. but he did, and now he’s lamenting the fact that your hands are grasping at his soft horns — his fucking horns, of all places — and he might like it.

uptight and strait-laced, you’ve never known the chief justice to be someone so easily flustered. yet here he is with heat crawling up his neck, so warm that you can feel it against your palms as they ghost over his skin.

you can’t help but laugh at his current situation.

he was vehemently against you coming anywhere near his hair at first, grumbling about how his horns were on the sensitive side and he would rather not have to go into work feeling uncomfortably aware of their presence on his head.

however, you were hard to deny with that little smile on your face and such soft hands grabbing at his arms, tugging him closer. a sweet voice chanting, "please, honey? pretty please?"

neuvillette has never been good at denying you what you want.

it’s how he ends up sitting at your shared vanity. you comb through his long hair, watching him with amusement in the mirror as he huffs and jolts with every brush of your fingers against his horns.

the fact that he was letting you get anywhere near them was surely a testament to his trust in you. he was completely vulnerable here, at your mercy.

“sorry,” you mumble disingenuously, clearly enjoying seeing your usually serious husband falling apart with a simple action. you quickly tie off the end of his hair with a bow and he sighs in relief, thinking that the torment is over.

it's far from over.

he draws a sharp breath when you lean forward and press two gentle kisses on him; one on either side of his head just beside his horns.

neuvillette glowers at you in the reflection, disapproval written all over his face. "stop that," he scolds.

you do, but only because you're worried he might melt into a puddle before your very eyes if you continue.

it becomes a daily routine after that, with him sitting patiently in front of the mirror while you brush and tie off his hair. and you always end it the same way: two kisses, a soft "have a good day at work," murmured against him, and a mischievous little smile that makes him sigh.

he responds everyday with the same two words. "stop that," with a narrow-eyed glare.

the day you do stop, he's confused and irritated.

not only because you have the audacity to throw a wrench into routine again, which you know he hates, but also because he can't figure out why he misses your lips so much.

"what are you doing? i am going to be late."

"hm?" you peer up lazily from your spot on the bed, still half asleep.

"you have to do my hair."

"i thought you didn't want me to, so i slept in today."

your husband is eerily silent for a moment as he mulls over your words. then, he carefully perches himself on the edge of the bed, back turned to you expectantly and still wordless.

no, he would never admit he likes it just a little bit — the vulnerability, the trust, the feeling of your hands threading through his hair, the intimacy of it. hell no.

but neuvillette doesn't have to say a lot of things for you to understand; not when the way his skin heats up says it all; not when you're the first person to touch his horns in centuries; not when he’s saying stop that with such an affectionate glimmer in his eyes.

you give him four kisses that morning, two on either side.

© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.

#— whispers in the wind ✧ #not proofread i'm sorry #neuvillette my beloved my BELOVED my husband my lover my meow meow #he makes me insane #also idk if i would call those things on his head horns but that's what everyone else calls them #neuvillette #neuvillette genshin #neuvillette fluff #neuvillette x y/n #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact fic #genshin impact fluff

[mydairpercabeth]

this is what percabeth looks like in battle of the labyrinth btw

#theyre babies #mind you leah is wearing platform shoes #im not gonna be normal till we get season 2 #the height difference is insane #minibeth my beloved #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy and annabeth #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #percabeth #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #percy jackson battle of the laboratory #botl #pjo tv #percy series #pjo tv show

[freckled-paints]

ITS SPIDER MAN!!! LOOK ITS SPIDER MAN!!

click for better quality!!

#CAN YOU GUESS MY NEW FAVE SPIDEY?? #ANYWAY #saw the movie today and LOVED IT #somehow the artstyle got even better and more insane?? #loving it fr #pavitr prabhakar my beloved <33 #HE IS SO SILLY #i went HAM with the screen tones with this one #just wanted to have a bit of fun #IN LOVE with how the gold turned out!! #art #my art #raes art #digital art #pavitr prabhakar #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #atsv #satsv #spiderman india

[fudgecake-charlie]

In no way canon to secret life whatsoever, i just wanted to draw a background in aggie and felt self indulgent

cropped ver:

#secret life smp #slsmp #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #what can i say. i'm insane about them right now #the wheelchair is so not accurate (the seat is too short) BUT i had a fun time referencing this e-trike wheelchair so idm lol #aggie.io my beloved <3 #no close ups— too small to put real detail into the characters but its ok i've already put around three hours into this thing somehow #art out the oven #edit: added a cropped version actually i was lying /lh not a closeup but still

[cryinglookingatsoulages]

gotta respect how in the beginning neil was so paranoid he went coocoo over nicky speaking german and slept with his face to the wall so he can put his lenses on first thing when he wakes up in case of emergency but then we he actually started receiving a fucking COUNTDOWN to (the most certainly) the day of his untimely demise he was like pheeew don’t care i just wanna do my exy thing and be kissing boys one (1) boy 🥰

#the insanity of it #i love him your honour he’s deeply unhinged #neil josten #my beloved #aftg #tfc #the kings men #andrew minyard #andreil

[wrenderart]

I’m very passionate about the price of the Costco hotdog

#my art #graphic design #artists on tumblr #im thinking about putting this on a t shirt or tote bag? #also fun fact costco is so committed to the hotdog being 1.50 that its 1.50 in canada as well #the price hasnt been adjusted for the exchange rate #so technically its even CHEAPER here which is insane #anyways i love u costco hot dog. beloved

[heartorbit]

always by your side

#couuugh. whehezze #hold on #project sekai #emu otori #pjsk #prsk #proseka #ok thatsg enough RANK 96 COOOOOGUH WHEEEZE #literlaly cough wheez ei have fucking covid. i wanted to draw something nicer for the event but my hands rlly hrut snd my throat hirts and #i was sticking my head in the freezer in between matches. #omfg i didnt think the end sprint was gonna be so insane i didnt have enough energy. mfers made me spend 700 gems. nene please. #i never wanna open the game agaon.(guy who will open it tomorrow and sunday) 16 MIL POINTS.. pimh was only 9mil. for rank 80smth. #the hatsune miku colorful stage tiering economy is in shambles #'im never doing that again' [will do it again in august] #event was insane. started out ill -> only 1 rate up card -> charger broke -> assignments -> covid on the last day. Be fr #to my beloved sakurako and fixer i wub you. ill try to finish my nice profile but well honk mimimi. #NSIFFLKE. SNIFFLE. WAAAAAAH #this is so lazy but i havent drawn for myself literally in a week. other than doodles i did between matches #actually theyre like little bobblehead emus all over my sketchbooks i should collage them into anpost #idk how people get that subtle gaussian blur on their lines i tried it but it looks so obvious to me here.. maybe bc i used a thick brush.. #ok wonderhoy i need to lay down so bad tylenol save me. I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY LOZENGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAAAAAME

[bibmob]

Something something feral bastard man

#my art #bnha #all might #yagi toshinori #all might in the last few chapters of the manga has me in a chokehold #spoilers #maybe??? #anyways batshit insane sunflower man my beloved #he's so satisfying to draw like damn #mans all angles and I love

[lokimobius]

LOKI S02E01 “Ouroboros”

#loki #mobius #lokius #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #lokitvedit #dailyloki #lokitvsource #marveledit #mcuedit #i'm sorry loki my beloved but you look so pretty all sad and heartbroken #anyway this whole interaction was insane #the slow mo???? #ok ! #i hope this colouring looks ok #can’t wait for these to be posted on twitter lol #sorry i’m being :/ #mine

[drykoolaid]

She’s a lil bitey….

The art quality shift be going hard 🥶

Posting V fluff bc I miss her and I think this should be canon 💯

I think I got inspo 4 this from @ghoulinfuschia

I forgot the post I’m sorry 😢

Bye.

#serial designation v #murder drones #uzi my beloved #uzi doorman #UZIII #V #cartoonish chomp #driven to insanity #tehehhehehe #RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #artists on tumblr #md fanart #😎 #B)

[bxnnie-bxwl]

some content for the evil!bonnie enjoyers <3

#feral fucked up rabbit my beloved #love drawing him looking a little insane #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #glamrock bonnie #evil!bonnie #fnaf au #glitch in the code webcomic

[ggghostem]

The osc after a long day of turning objects into cats: 🥱😴

#im not gonna act like i dont do this too #tpot #bfb #bfdi #the strongest team on earth #the power of two #platonic snowbell my beloved #osc #osc art #bfdi fanart #bfdia #art #drawing #inanimate insanity #ii #hjfone #snowball #bell

[andi-o-geyser]

hey, sorry um. bad news but the horrors got your girlfriend. yeah, she's never getting her happily ever after anymore. her heart is being pumped by the sentient briars who cursed her and she is maximumly fucked up after dying for the third time. sorry.

#rosamund du prix my beloved i cant believe the horrors got youuuu #congrats on being so insanely fucked up queen you go girl shoot an arrow at snow white and consume her in the thorns #rosamund du prix #dimension 20 #d20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #sleeping beauty #siobhan thompson #dnd #andis thought geyser

[sparklings-bf]

does anyone else actually not enjoy searching up their f/o because of seeing bad takes about them or seeing them shipped with other characters etc. is this just me

#val posting #AM I INSANE FOR THIS #i relaly hate it Like i love my beloved soooo much i want to see him ALWAYS. but i see so much ship content of him and mischaractization #it kinda distresses me at this point so i avoid looking him up.. #self ship

[opens-up-4-nobody]

《 I'm sorry 》

#ay. colors meh but these scenes spliced together r fucking insane #goodsir pleading is fucking insane. silna my beloved #i feel weird sometimes abt the focus on the cold boys and not on her #she probably has more screentime than a lot of them. idk #the ethics of the terror twist me in knots bc im not sane #the terror #amc the terror #silna #lady silence #harry goodsir #tw blood

[ryan-sometimes]

Being a biochemistry student is so funny because I’ll be staring off into space and look deep in thought but really I’m just thinking about CRISPR. The Roman Empire of every biochem student

#genome editing my beloved #I’ve been thinking way too much about crispr lately #and also zinc finger nucleases #to quote my chemical biology professor ‘the only real limit of gene editing is ethics’ #you’re playing god #you’re engineering a living organism however you want #the power trip of it is absolutely insane