#it's not dumb luck

[dlartistanon]

I miss BlazeThroat...

#arknights #blaze #greythroat #dlarts #big cat and little swallow #this is after GT grows a lot more comfortable with herself #and works through her issues to hug her big dumb reckless cat #and blaze accepts her feather (for luck) #GT slowly going from being touch-repulsed to somewhat starving yes please

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Buddie Moments Per Episode: 5x14 Dumb Luck

#they are insane #they are so married #I MISUNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT #SCREAMING #god #buddie moments #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #oliver stark #ryan guzman #gif #gifs #gifset #love #5x14 #dumb luck #911 on fox #911 on abc

[uncanny-tranny]

I love when a person is so trans you can't really tell exactly how they might be trans - all you know is that they are trans-something

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #trans meme #call me dumb but i watched a vodeo with wendy carlos and i didn't recognize her and i was watching thinking 'wait...' #and she was in a gorgeous suit and had sideburns that could kill and honestly it was a look and i felt so dumb when i realized OHHHH YEAH #iirc that video was when she was transitioning and trying to go towards a more feminine style so #this doesn't really apply to her it's just an anecdote that reminded me of other things #obviously it's more complex than what is in the post #i guess i mean that you kmow that they are trans but that is all you know and honestly that's a mood #somebody who goes 'yeah i'm trans. good luck figuring out the rest tho!' is somebody i respect immensely

[pinchcinnamon]

mike: will, what's your type?

will: dumb curly-haired men who play DnD

mike: wow thats specific. do i know him?

will: ....did I mention dumb?

mike: yeah, why?

will: just checking.

/later/

mike, jolting up in the middle of night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES DUSTIN

#it's scene from season 5 i'm duffers #mike is stupid but will love him for it #god give will patience and strength #good luck with this dum-dumb will #mike is so jealous #byler #byeler #byler is endgame #byler is canon #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things #stranger things 5 #will stranger things #mike stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes

[antisocial-geek]

I have came to the realization that Merlin is the definition of pretty privileges. He was able to get away with everything, and if he did get caught his punishment will just be a time out!

#merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merthur #king arthur #merlin emrys #bbc lancelot #bbc merthur #knights of the round table #magic #gwenivere #morgana #bbc gwaine #merlin loves arthur #arthur loves merlin #theyre idiots your honor #pretty privilege #dumb luck #the last dragonlord

[jaskier-more-like-saskier]

Jaskier would survive any natural disaster just by pure dumb luck, and no I will not accept criticism.

#the witcher #dandelion #jaskier #geraskier #headcanon #witcher netflix #jaskier and his dumb luck #the witcher jaskier

[pangur-and-grim]

I had a wacky ass day because of the storm, got trapped by a fallen tree and then EVERY SINGLE PERSON PASSING BY HAD A CHAINSAW?? like one old lady was dual-wielding chainsaws, I have photographs of this so it is 100% not bullshit. but here, gotta get this sale out while it’s still Boxing Day!

this is my attempt to clear out remaining stock for the new year. 

I’ve got a ton of risograph prints, enamel pins, stickers, and buttons that are all 25% off today at greerstothers.shop with the code ‘CHAINSAW’

#holy fuck though the tree also fell right in front of us #like if we had worse luck it would have fallen on us #my family is dumb as dirt for travelling in these condiitons

[zytes]

7.15.23

#I was sooooo patient trying to capture this #even then it was dumb fucking luck #this one defo gets its own post #addition fun facts abt this night: #I left my driver's side car window down the ENTIRE storm and did not notice. nothing damaged but I have a stinky seat :( #however a stinky seat is the small humbling moment at the end of a phenomenal experience enjoying the storm from my small cave-like patio #so I sat outside enjoying the rain. me n my bong. and also a mogwai album. eyes closed. just sounds and my own deep breathing - peaceful #lighting would streak the sky and I could see the bolts through my closed eyelids - they were bright and crisp; defined. even if obscured #everything just snapped into place. the lightning and the music had moments of perceived synchronization - probably pareidolia #waves of euphoria radiating out from the base of my skull. full goosebumps. momentous feeling - I must've been manic #when I opened up my eyes the world had gone from being heavy and dark to just. red. so red. like a wildfire on the entire western horizon. #my driveway doesn't come with a glamorous view either. it was just that the entire western hemisphere was flame-red fading into eigengrau #i have those photos too lmao - will be sharing soon #my art #aesthetic #art #artwork #webcore #glitchcore #internetcore #photography #original photography #nature photography #lightning #storm #rain aesthetic #stormy aesthetic #dark aesthetic #surreal aesthetic #surrealcore

[if-i-look-straight-look-again]

Dr. Gaul really is scary because she saw Sejanus go into the arena and she was like yeah send the guy he’s in love with to retrieve him

#that guy also happens to be an opportunistic snake but that’s just dumb luck #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas spoilers #tbosas #the hunger games #thg #sejanus plinth #coriolanus snow

[fulgurbugs]

This could be for either Octo 1 or 2 but would the groups play card games and who would get confused over what game they're playing? Like if one person is playing Go Fish but the other is playing Old Maid and the others thought they were playing Poker or something? Just something silly I thought would make you smile lol

Yeah….

#either tressa or ochette would win (tressa could be good with practice) #(ochette would have sheer dumb luck plus being completely unpredictable #fanart #myart #doodle time 😎 #octopath #octopath traveler #octopath traveler 2 #tressa colzione #agnea bristarni #alfyn greengrass #ochette

[chalkscrub]

babygirl doodles from a little while ago

#my art #oc #mockley #anthro #my favourite of the bunch is the top right #just kidding it's the one directly in the middle. the one that looks dumb #everyone will be glad to know that there are two wood pigeons nesting in our garden at the moment #making for a total of 3 ugly as hell muppet babies that i get to look at. they always pretend not to see me as if that makes them invisible #you're fresh out of luck baby pigeons. i will be gazing upon you lovingly until you move out #one pigeon is nesting in the grapevine and scared the absolute shit out of me by bursting out when i tried to harvest my beautiful grapes #i looooove late summer/early autumn. fruit season baybeeee. freakin apples and plums and damsons and pears and grapes and greengages baybee #anyone here ever tried a greengage???? probably the best fruit in the world and no one cares about it. SICKENING. #i assume most of my followers r from america and maybe don't have greengages but you should aim to try one at least once in your life #preferably after plucking it from the tree with your own hand. and also stealing it from someone else's tree #just kidding i would never advocate scrumping haha....unless....?

[canisalbus]

When Machete became a cardinal, did his parents ever recognize him?

Machete's home village was on the other side of Italy (and separated by the sea no less) and it was small, relatively rural and remote. It's very unlikely many news about Holy See's happenings made their way there. I don't think his parents had any reason to expect to ever hear about him again, he seemed to be somewhat of a lost cause when they dropped him off.

#to my best understanding class divide was so immense you'd be very unlikely to ever encounter a single bishop in person let alone a cardinal #and people didn't move around like they do now chances are you'd die in the same town you were born in without ever leaving it #Machete tends to stick out visually and he's an important figure so maybe he's known by word of mouth even outside of the Vatican walls #if his parents met him they might maybe recognize him but he probably wouldn't recognize them #he doesn't remember much of anything from his early childhood #he doesn't go by his original birth name he was renamed at the monastery and has essentially reinvented himself since he became a cardinal #so ties to his sicilian past are largely cut I think #social classes were very fixed and rigid I believe one of the only ways to move to a higher status was to become part of the clergy #and again you needed to be at least passably literate to do that that was the largest roadblock #Machete may be kind of pathetic but his social climbing skills are nothing short of remarkable #part of it is just dumb luck but he is exceedingly hardworking and very very good at what he's doing #it took him less than 30 years to move from a provincial foundling to pope's right hand man #answered #anonymous #Machete

[post-it-notes7]

WHY DID DRAGATO DREW HIS SWORD, I thought he and MK got along-

a continuation of this ask

There was a conversation going on before Dragato arrived.

Tensions were high. The GSA was losing the war. He overheard some things.

And he didn't take to them well.

#post's rambles #meta knight #sir dragato #sir falspar #kirby right back at ya #post's doodle bin #if you've read 'dumb luck' then you know how tightly wound dragato is beneath the surface and how close he can be to having it set off #but you've yet to witness the full extent of dragato's care for falspar until he throws himself at someone with murder in his eyes #and a sword in his hand #MK is not doing so good #he is about to be doing even less good

[starwolf53]

does anyone else see this fucker on the side of their dash??

honestly NOT something i needed not wanted to see right before bed. im so sorry to all those people with scopophobia or who are afraid of clowns. what the actual hell

#ryker rambles #??? #tumblr #tumblr dashboard #scopophobia #scopohobia tw #tw scopophobia #clown #tw clown #clown tw #trying to cover my bases here #anyways im going to bed now #wish me luck #guessing its part of the dumb one piece promo but. ugh

[karda]

changed my mind about not deleting art lol . my insta has been cleansed :) . i dont think im gonna draw real people anymore. putting ur heart into drawing someone and then realizing theyre a horrible person makes me feel gross for drawing them at all. its happened to many times. fictional characters and ocs from now on i think ..

#tumblrs gonna be harder bc of the dumb fuck tag system that doesn't work . #but whatever 🙄 wish me luck

[jaskier-more-like-saskier]

tumblr loves Jaskier the way Geralt should.

#the witcher #dandelion #jaskier #headcanon #geralt of rivera #geraskier #geraskeir #gerlion #witcher netflix #fanfic #jaskier the witcher #jaskier should live #jaskier and his dumb luck