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thetopichot · 2 days

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Ya'll can we talk about how Auron is literally the male equivalent of the Office Siren? No, I don't mean like "Oh he's similar to Mr. Grey!". No we gotta talk about how much he radiates such strong feminine energy that it goes crazy. He's similar to Faust in a way if you get where I'm poking at? Like Faust has this strong, iconic feminine energy to the point that I want his goddamn gender.

In short, I wanna see Auron in a more feminine light. Similar to Alphonse & Faust. WE NEED TALK ABOUT HOW ABSOLUTELY GENDER AURON IS IF WE THINK ABOUT IT HE'S SUCH A DIVA-

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #auron yuurivoice #like i love him #it's not even funny #he's such a amazing character honestly #also for awhile I've been thinking about drawing Auron in drag #i think he would very much look like Jessica Rabbit #it also reminds me 80's Goromi for anyone here that plays Yakuza #but yeah #auron is iconic & a slay

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kimeoshi · 14 days

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#i'm genuinely so close to making aven my following muse #it's not even funny #hsr aventurine #aventurine #aventio #ratiorine #veritas ratio #dr ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai fanart #definitely should have posted these seperately but my ignorance shall elude the laws of the algorithm (fuck around and find out)#fanart #sketches #artists on tumblr #my art #2.1 spoilers #spoilers

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hiding-in-my-blanket-fort · 5 months

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Gentle!Price with a skittish, touch starved Reader who notices when you flinch or shy away from something as innocent as his knuckles brushing your cheek.

Gentle!Price who wants you to feel safe with him, not crowded or pressured, and gives you space to come to him when you're ready. Which you don't do because you don't know how. It's always been safer to keep people at a distance.

Gentle!Price who initiates contact by offering his hand, palm up, for you to accept or refuse on your own time. Sometimes, you accept. But mostly, you refuse. And he never makes you feel bad about it either way.

Gentle!Price who ducks his head with a smile when the two of you are out for a walk and you link your little finger with his. Or press your leg against his under the dinner table.

Gentle!Price who stands before you after dinner one night and slowly brings his hands up, studying your expression to see how you'll react. When he cups his palms to your face, it's wonderful and overwhelming and you're not breathing but you're not running away either, so you take that as a win. "There you go, love," he murmurs softly, because he always speaks softly around you. "That's not so bad, is it?"

Gentle!Price who waits with endless patience as you reach across the gap between the two of you with shaky fingers and trip over his belt, wander up the buttons of his coat, and rest your hand against the solid warmth of his chest. He knows how hard that was for you but it's a sign of how far you've conquered together.

Gentle!Price who always leaves an available space on the couch for you beside him. Just in case you need it. When you walk through his door after a long day and drop beside him, burying your face in his shoulder with a grumble because people suck and I really missed you, he just gives that delicious deep rumbling laugh you've come to love so much and tugs you more fully into his arms with a kiss to the top of your head.

Masterlist

#cod #cod imagines #john price x reader #captain john price imagines #john price imagines #captain john price x reader #call of duty imagines #fics #recs #writing tag #john price #i need him so bad y'all #it's not even funny

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raggedy-spaceman · 9 months

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Mr. Fell, bookseller and master of the art of prestidigitation

+ Bonus, the one time it mattered most

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #gos2 spoilers #aziraphale #michael sheen #the hitchhiker #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #actual angel disaster #except the one time had to save Crowley #and he did against all odds #i'm actually so proud of him #it's not even funny #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #mine

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uccmd · 9 months

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Is it a thing know for the main characters to try and confess their feelings for each other and even kiss only for the one of them (blonde) to have an existential crisis and decided to leave love of their life for their homeland and duty they think they're obligated to take? Just being curious

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moosu · 6 months

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Scent

#dragon age #da art #da fanart #dragon age 2 #fenris #fenhawke #my art #fun fact when I dont know what to draw ny brain instantly goes to Fenris #i like to draw him so much #it's not even funny #ah

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seredelgi · 5 months

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No one:

My brain 24/7:

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toshidou · 1 year

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18+ ONLY

Currently staring out of the window thinking about how fucking good Ghost's voice would sound right next to your ear, deep and breathy as he grinds into your cunt, rough whispers of "feels so fucking good sweetheart" that have you quivering around his cock.

Sat here unable to stop thinking about how Simon Riley is a man of very little words until he sinks into you, who gets so easily lost in the wet heat of your pussy, reduced to nothing more than guttural grunts and praise, accentuated by the way his accent twists every word to sound so deliciously sinful against the shell of your ear.

Sobbing in my chair as I picture just how infuriatingly hot Simon 'Ghost' Riley would look as he finally finds his release, usually dead, cold eyes scrunched closed, groans of pleasure leaking from his agape lips, bitten red from both his teeth and yours. His toned hips lazily thrusting against your ass, cock twitching from oversensitivity but he just can't fucking stop, can't get enough of the way your walls still suck him in, refusing to let him pull out and leave you empty and whining. Shivering as he huffs out a fond laugh, a ghost of breath that fans over your face as he hums softly, "just can't let me go, can you darlin'? don't worry, we've got all night, and i've only just begun."