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shaunashipman · 7 months
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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 2.02 "Red Flags"
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maxsix · 11 months
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lordsalissoon · 3 months
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I don't have excuses for it. I don't like to draw kisses because they're difficult, so here.
Have a mosquito.
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weaver-z · 2 years
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Chris Pratt Mario is KILLING me
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beevean · 3 months
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I find it very interesting (A.K.A. annoying) how the idw comic tries defending this whole "sonic never kills" nonsense by bringing up every bad person who's turned around. But they also blatantly ignore all the times Sonic did kill or was fine with letting someone die
Dark gaia
Time eater
King Arthur
Solaris
Erazor Djinn (eternal damnation)
Ifrit
Captain behemoth
Bio Lizard
Explicitly tells Infinite he's going to kill him
The Ifrit (the one from Sonic rivals 2)
Captain whisker
Black Doom (Shadow was the one who finished him off, but the point is Sonic has no problem with other people killing either)
The idw comic's writing only barely functions if you blatantly ignore everything outside of it, and even then, it's still extremely iffy.
Secret Rings is canon to IDW, btw. Sonic had a flashback to the events of that game in #16.
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"Everyone deserves a chance to be free, even the evil doctors," Sonic says after he yeeted Erazor Djinn in lava :)
Also yeah, some of these are creatures whose level of sapience is questionable... but not all of them. Solaris never speaks in his full form, but Mephiles is explicitly his mind, so we know that he's a cunning, sadistic deity. Sonic slashed King Arthur fully believing he was a real person, and he did act like one. Also Sonic is the very first person Shadow meets in his game, and the very first thing he asks of him is to kill all the aliens in Westopolis, with the goal ofc of reaching the "big boss" if you go through the Pure Hero route. Again, the sapience of the Black Arms is questionable, but those are still living creatures who might as well be slaves for all he knows. Doesn't care! He'll kill them all!
Sonic doesn't have a rule when it comes to his enemies: he's not a pacifist, he's not the Punisher. He either listens to them, or cuts to the chase: it depends on how unrepentant they come across. The very idea of him having a "principle" about it is ridiculous. Sonic doesn't have principles, he doesn't follow rules, he does what he wants to do.
I get the moral dilemma around Mr. Tinker: he's a blank slate genuinely willing to do good, so does he deserve to be punished for crimes he didn't commit? I don't know why Flynn felt the need to insert such a moral dilemma in a book that he himself has said is for kids and thus can't properly explore the concept of identity and sins, but whatever.
Problem is that, somewhere along the line, they started to treat him not as a brain damaged version of Eggman who might as well be a different person, but as "Eggman reformed", which is insane and even creepy from Sonic. It's just absurd that IDW Sonic based his entire moral code, that everyone has the chance to become a better person, after he witnessed his war criminal of an archnemesis simply getting brain damage, and somehow thinking that this amnesiac personality reflected Eggman's real ego. What the fuck.
Oh, and then this ridiculous shit lmao:
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Not only Sonic would never play villain apology for Eggman of all people, but those examples are nothing but proof of how selfish Eggman is. He never cared about protecting the planet because of some hidden depths. My man spells his reasoning out very clearly:
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But now Sonic passes off those strained alliances as some good deeds and proof that Eggman is not so bad after all. "Grade-A jerk", huh? Is that how you describe the guy who broke the planet into pieces and was willing to destroy the spacetime continuum for the sake of killing you? What's next, is Black Doom with his plans of turning humanity into cattle "a big meanie"? Why are you trying so hard, man?
Ah, and then he has to resort to guilt tripping Shadow about his own "crimes" (read: being forced to follow Gerald's programming) to get his way :) piece of shit who pretends to be morally superior when in reality he's just an awful person.
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farsight-the-char · 4 months
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Sir Gatwa channelling Sir Pertwee in style and Willing Application of Physical Violence.
The Goblin King getting Murdered is not something I expected, but honestly, I appreciate it. Nice change of pace.
The Gloves are a cool addition. I like he gives one to Ruby, which will probably be a consistent thing.
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Sir, the second james somerton "apology" has hit YouTube.
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tired-reader-writer · 2 months
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Looking at the WIP is making me want to crawl out of my own skin.
I think I need to fix something.
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teawithbread · 1 year
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stopscammingartists · 6 months
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that stupid fucking cohost post....
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percysaysstuff · 11 months
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this twitter trend. Rui kamishiro. You agree, reblog
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Ten Fics, Share a Line, Ten People
The wonderful @beepbeepsan tagged me in this!
(Astrabear I apologise for tagging you, I did in fact copy and paste this and forgot to take out your tag lmao)
Rules: Pick any ten of your fics, scroll roughly to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people.
Sinc Itur Ad Astra (Good Omens)
A warm, fuzzy feeling spreads through Crowley’s body, from his chest outward. It’s quite hot, but comfortable, like sinking into a bath. Crowley feels Aziraphale wrap an arm around him, and Crowley pulls him even closer. 
I wish this moment could last forever, Crowley thinks. 
Then, in the middle of the perfect kiss, Crowley notices that the hot feeling in his chest isn’t going away. Instead, it’s just getting hotter and hotter. It’s almost burning - no, it’s definitely burning now. Why is it burning? 
2. Finder's Keepers (Sherlock)
“Just… just make it stop,” Sherlock whispered. 
“John, Sherlock is asking me to make it stop. Honestly it’s a miracle that he’s still alive, there’s an awful lot of blood here. What if I… put him out of his misery?” 
“NO!” John screamed again. “Sherlock, hang on, I think I’m almost there.” 
“Well, then, don’t want you to crash our party, do we?” the man snarled, pointing the gun at Sherlock’s head. “Any last words, pretty boy?” 
All Sherlock could do was groan. 
“All right then. Bye bye!” 
BANG. 
3. Blood in the Water (Sherlock)
“Sherlock.” John’s hand moved to his wrist and gripped it like a vice. “You- you have to pr- promise me.” 
Blood dribbled out of his mouth. There was blood everywhere . It covered the floor, it covered their clothes, it covered his hands, some of it was dripping into the pool. Again, Sherlock’s mind held only one thought: Save John. Save John. Save John. Over and over like a mantra. 
“Shut up,” Sherlock spluttered out. So much blood. “Save your energy, please. I can’t lose you!” 
“Promise me you’ll catch the fucker.” His voice was like iron. Iron as blood. 
“I promise,” Sherlock whispered. 
4. What if Cas died how Sam died in S2? (Supernatural)
But Castiel didn’t move, Dean couldn’t feel a pulse beneath the hand on his neck.
“CAS!” Dean screamed, clutching his best friend tight, sobbing.
He looked at the pool of blood on the ground, soaking the dirt and- and as Cas’s hand lost warmth, the silver ring on his hand was soaked in red.
5. "Can you hear me?" w/ Clint and Natasha (Marvel / The Avengers)
“Let’s keep this between us, then, shall we?” 
He brought the flat of the blade under Clint’s chin. He gently pushed it up, forcing Clint to look him in the eyes. He smirked, and put a hand on his shoulder. 
“Oh, you’ll be so much fun.” 
6. Made to Watch w/ Fitzsimmons (Agents of Shield)
She took out the knife and cut away his shirt. Then, she placed the tip of the knife into his skin. Fitz shakily inhaled and held his breath. 
The woman began to carve. 
At first, Fitz bit his tongue, but within seconds, he was screaming. Simmons was sobbing, sitting on the floor. The woman only grinned and kept dragging the knife through Fitz’s skin. Blood flowed from the wounds in huge waves, puddling around them. Fitz trembled and screamed and wailed. And yet he let it continue. 
7. Secrets Revealed w/ Ward and Skye (Agents of Shield)
Skye was on the ground. She couldn’t breathe well. Her hands were sticky. Why were her hands wet? 
There was a gun in her hands. She needed to fire it. 
Fire. Click. Click. Nothing. Laughing. Someone was laughing. Why was someone laughing? 
“Goodbye, Skye,” a voice said. 
8. Muzzled w/ May and Daisy (Agents of Shield)
“Who’s that for?” Daisy snarked from where she sat, sitting up straighter and blinking rapidly. “Did you get me a present?” 
“In a way,” the man said. The two guards hefted her up by her armpits and placed her in the middle of the room. The man sat on the ground behind her, and the woman in front of her. “We’re going to have some fun now that we know we have the time.” 
May inhaled sharply from across the room. 
9. Caged w/ Steve and Bucky (MCU/Avengers)
“Why did you draw me?” a voice said. 
Steve jumped and looked up. The Winter Soldier had appeared in front of the cage. He held a plate of bread and cheese. 
“Because I knew you,” Steve answered cautiously. 
Not-Bucky opened the cage door and stepped in, placing the food on the ground. He leaned against the wall and closed the door with a slam. They were locked in there together 
“Tell me what you remember,” Not-Bucky said. 
10. Found Footage w/ Peter and the Team (MCU)
He wailed and screamed and pleaded, but nothing deterred them. He yelled for them, for Mr Stark and Natasha and Steve and Clint and Ned and everyone he loved. But none of them arrived.
This is open to anyone who would like to particpate! I'll tag a few people in case they want to, but no pressure at all :)
@whoopsitswhump, @suspicious-whumping-egg, @painsandconfusion, @atlantis-is-burning
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bunnakit · 4 months
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time the series ep 1 thoughts, feelings, etc
so this will be the one and only of these i'll make because i'm definitely not watching another episode of that, no thank you. i got about 20 mins in before watching the rest on 2x speed just to get through it. i really wanted this to be something, i love time travel/loops and the potential for tragedy but this ain't it.
@my-rose-tinted-glasses , @pharawee , @heretherebedork, and @lurkingshan have really summed it up so well in their various posts. like. it's not even so bad it's good, you know? it's just bad bad, like rotten veggies in the crisper drawer; you expected they'd be good but they just got kind of forgotten and you're really disappointed when you realize all that potential went to waste.
i can see the groundwork they're trying to lay down (if i squint and give them a hefty spoonful of benefit) - they're laying out foam's distrust of the police after chris' death as well as showing no matter how famous and successful foam is he will always be happier broke and struggling as long as chris is by his side. it's sweet if it was executed with any ounce of skill.
even the NC scene was Not Good. foam just looks bored? they both do, really. it's just a lot of messy kissing and licking with no real heat behind it, and then foam looking back at chris with the most bored expression while they're fucking.
i'm someone that almost always has something positive to say and a firm believer that there's an audience for everything and i'm sure someone will enjoy this but.. i don't think the vast majority of us will. so much of it is so awkward and hard to watch, it's very over the top drama but the drama feels like it happens in a vacuum? (where the two agents are fighting at foam's party and literally no one is reacting lmao)
i guess the most positive thing i have to say about this is i'm glad we got to see a treasure trail, they're such a rare occurrence. so like. there's that. i guess.
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lurkinginmyboots · 4 months
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Yes okay sure the Tumblr fandom has discourse and negativity too but have y'all ever seen the Miraculous Reddit fandom. It makes me run back to the hell site after only 30 seconds of browsing
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uniiiquehecrt · 7 months
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IT GETS WORSE.
Did you have to tell the Russo Brothers, who will be inheriting your Thor? Oh, I know. I’ve talked to them. We’d show them footage of him because they’d heard we’ve got a really different Thor. I love those guys, but I’m not gonna stress myself out trying to save Thor for the Avengers movies. My plan was just to strip him down and mess him up as much as possible, and then just sort of deliver him to their doorstep: “Here’s this messy version of the character that you thought you were gonna have.”
We’re talking a lot about this tone and the comedy, how does it then reconnect to what the plot of the movie is about? I have no idea. Honestly, I gave it a little bit of thought, but sometimes, often I was like, You know what? I’m gonna let Marvel deal with that. That’s their department. I know how to tell a story, but I’m having so much fun subverting all of this, and like telling weird jokes and making this the weirdest Marvel movie ever. If you’ve seen my movies, you don’t hire me for any reason other than what I’ve done. So Marvel’s job really is to look after their characters, look after their source material, and make sure I don’t completely break it, or it doesn’t negatively affect the rest of the movies or how they all interweave. I don’t understand that, and I’ve never watched all those movies with the eye of like, Oh, how does this link up? Oh, what year was this when, like, Fury encountered this thing? 
(SRC.) / GOOD ONE: TAIKA WAITITI'S THOR: RAGNAROK
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