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#it's supposed to be at the club
disasterhimbo · 2 months
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He should NOT be at the club! There’s an airborne pandemic still killing thousands and disabling millions weekly
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croquel · 2 months
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i might make this look marginally better um... some other time
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artsy-starfish · 4 months
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making cookies 💕
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keikakudom · 5 days
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quick spy x fam inspired radiostatic AU, more info under the cut :]
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bruciemilf · 29 days
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It’s been exactly fifteen years, two days, 4 minutes, and 33.5 seconds since the Wayne murder. Bruce can feel time crawling under his skin, like filth under fingernail, like it’s a breathing, screaming thing.
It’s an endless, infinite supply. And yet, he feels like he’s running out of it.
The details are carved deep; Alfred’s cologne lingering on both his mother’s Stefano Cabbana fur coat, Snow White and fluffy, and his father’s sharp-looking leather jacket.
The gunsmoke. The pearls bleeding on the pavement.
“Your mother wore Armani, actually.”
The Waynes are known to cheat Death, but this is getting ridiculous.
“You’re not here.”
The Riddler, — Edward. His name is Edward Nashton, 29-years-old, forsenic accountant, Bruce’s former classmate at Gotham University.
He’s just a man, not a monster, — gasps, wide eyes confused, “Who are you talking to?”
Thomas watches Bruce’s, — Batman’s hands tighten around the swamp green jacket with mildly tamed amusement. Almost like Bruce is an infant again, shaking on his first steps.
“Pretty sure I am, chum. Also, you might wanna move Eddie here to a coffee table. That shit looks sturdy. YOU were made on one, I think,—“
He cringes, but does as he’s told. Edward’s coffee screeches when Batman slams him across it like loose change, “I’d rather not think about that.”
“Honey, it’s a very romantic story, and I resent Alfred for not talking to you about it. Now go grab a drill and some duct tape. Oh, don’t make that face, — His adrenaline levels are higher than a fucking drop head.”
Bruce doesn’t want to do it. Something just compels him to. Thomas scoffs but Bruce is too focused on the drill biting through bone to notice. Edward doesn’t feel any pain. He’s just under the illusion of it, which seems much crueler.
“You would’ve KNOWN that if you stayed in school. “
“Why are you here?”
“Now that,” His father’s smile is a serpentine, alluring and full thoothed and stained with Maverick cigarettes. His hair is slicked, crowned by red lensed sunglasses.
He looked for a dead man. “Is a smart guy question.”
He doesn’t sleep. He can’t.
“Your father was a hundred different things, “ Alfred sighs at him, stitching up his wounds in a tight, secure pattern. Thomas’. The ghost of the hour. “And I never understood any of them.”
Bruce is about to ask more, expand a stream of curiosity, when footsteps bang against the cave’s massive interior.
He knows each child by foot, by volume, by rhythm.
He’d know Jason dead or alive.
He’s about to greet him, choosing to ignore his father’s ghost flirting with an unsuspecting Alfred, when his baby bird beats him to it.
“Why the fuck is your dead mom following me?”
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marimbles · 5 months
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a handsome boy with too much time on his hands
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missjashin · 5 months
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Someone is having a big ass Halloween party in Hawkins and since Robin is back in town from college she demands Steve goes there with her. She has got them matching costumes and all too! So Steve agrees to go because of course he does.
So when she shows up to Steve’s house with two sets of sailor uniforms he gives her a look that’s way more expressive than any words could be.
“Oh come on, it’s funny!” She insists. Steve just sighs, rolls his eyes and takes the outfit Robin is offering for him. And yeah it’s little funny, but he doesn’t want to admit that.
But the menacing grin Robin was giving him should have told him something was up, something other than reminiscing about summer at Scoops. But Steve pays it no mind and starts pulling the stupid sailor outfit on while mumbling curses. It’s not identical to the Scoops Ahoy uniform but close enough. The shade is slightly different and there’s no red details, only blue and white, and the shorts.. Well somehow they are even shorter and tighter. Which seems little odd since the shirt fits just fine. Has he put on a little weight? Steve doesn’t think so but maybe he just hasn’t realised it. Maybe he’ll ask Robin, she’ll give her honest answer for sure.
It’s only when he sees Robin he realises that yeah he probably has not gained weight. Someone has just switched up the bottoms of the outfits. Possibly someone that is now standing in front of Steve, snickering, while wearing her full length pressed trousers as part of her own costume.
“Seriously?” Steve asks and just shakes his head when Robin bursts out laughing. It’s too good to see and hear her laugh like this and not just via phone so Steve doesn’t fight it when Robin starts ushering her out with an excuse of them being late. (How could they be late? It’s an early evening and it’s a party?). And really, sure the shorts are little tight and short but it’s Halloween, who cares. What’s the worst that could happen?
It just so happens that the now graduated ex-Hellfire club leader has convinced his little sheeps, who also wanted to attend said party, to go as a group of pirates, him as their captain of course. So when Steve and Robin arrive, and Eddie sees what Steve is wearing, the pirate captain Eddie Munson is definitely hunting for booty.
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haliaiii · 1 year
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i played honkai star rail
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mylovelookup · 15 days
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Cattonquick boarding school sweethearts/romeo & Juliet AU
In which Oliver also comes from old money and he and Felix fall in love in boarding school(?). The Quicks and the Cattons have been business partners since Queen Victoria was still kicking so Ollie and Felix have known each other their whole lives (summers and holidays always spent together) but when their family ties are suddenly severed after a hostile fight between their fathers, the boys’ last year at Eton is irrevocably ruined. As a reaction they decide (it was Felix’s idea and he succeeded in cajoling Oliver to agree) to elope run away on the first day of the Christmas holidays (imagine their respective chauffeurs endlessly waiting for them at the school gates lmao) and get married on a whim (also Felix’s idea to somehow "fix" things like ta-da! Can’t separate us now dad, we’re fucking married. Oliver is now a Catton. Family peace restored! No, not really Felix lmao.)
#needless to say they get caught the very next day#maybe they didn’t have much cash left and the only -pace they could’ve slept in for free was the hotel in the area that the Cattons owned#the reception prolly snitched but they both knew they would get caught eventually#also it doesn’t help that they’re the heirs of the richest aristocratic families in England#maybe they keep their marriage secret?it would be smarter to considering the repercussions but also maybe Felix it out first thing?#bc its Felix duh#as a consequence to their little escapade Oliver is pulled out of Eton for the rest of the year and the two of them only get to meet#the next year at Oxford where they have to keep things on the down low since Oliver’s father has threatened to transfer him to Cambridge if#if he’s seen frolicking about with Felix. it’s also difficult when Farleigh is acting as a (well-paid) spy for both parties#although both Jeff and James had sprinkled other eyes on the campus#oooh imagine them trying to hide in the back of the club. making out whilst crouching down behind dumpsters lmaooo#or or or! Felix attempting to throw them off by hooking up with indiabel and Oliver is so jealous he ends up doing the same thing#even tho he prolly knows about Felix’s intentions. (Farleigh doesn’t help with his catty comments about ephemeral love)#highlighting Felix’s well known shallowness. and then Felix gets jealous too so it’s a vicious cycle of pointing fingers at each other hehe#anyway they prolly end up like Romeo and Juliet#I was only supposed to do ONE canvas but got carried away and this shit developed a plot! sedate me#also this layout sucks wtf#saltburn#fanart#my art#felix catton#cattonquick#Saltburn fanart#oliver quick#felix x oliver#cattonquick fanart
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channnel · 9 months
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My random burst of energy led me to this.
⁽ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒᵖᶦˢˢ ᵍᶦʳˡ ᵖᶦᶜ, ᴵ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵈᵉᵃˢ⁾
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justinegreenpie · 23 days
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Some NPC cosplays I had a lot of fun with!
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snarky-art · 1 month
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She’ll never be Daphne
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andpierres · 8 months
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WHERE are my flu game enjoyers at 🔪
this is the sticker club design for the month of september!! you can join thru my ko-fi page any time before the end of the month to snag this little guy 🐕🖤
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m00ngbin · 17 days
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His stuffy ass would hate the club 😿
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martyryo · 2 months
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*posts and crawls back in hell*
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luuxxart · 5 months
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I’m the son of rage and love!
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