#it's true tho

[chalkbird]

caleb widogast is easily the most character of all time. he's traumatized. he's autistic. he's bisexual. he's polyamorous. he's a ginger. he has a german accent. he does magic. he has a cat. his best friend is a mean lesbian that punches him a lot. he killed his parents. he looks like a hobo. he's new in town.

#read the last bit as john mulaney #it's true tho #caleb widogast #liam o'brien #critical role #shadowgast #the mighty nein #tm9 #blumentrio #dnd #dungeons and dragons #cr c2 #cr caleb #blorbo posting

[shootingstarsandsilvermoons]

bored. *jerks off* sad. *jerks off* stressed. *jerks off* angry. *jerks off* horny. *jerks off* ready to go to sleep. *jerks off* jerking off, the universal cure confirmed.

#me #it's true tho

[ballpitwitch]

John Wick: Chapter 4 - Blu-ray Featurettes

#me 5'4": i will pick him up #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #* #this man is boyfriend shaped #my favorite shape #is he even alive if he's not rubbing his hands together #survey says no #he really laughs HEEEEEEEHEEEEE #and it is precious every time #going to sew pockets in everything i own just so i have a place to keep him #thank you for being so animated and talking with your hands #because H A N D S 👀👀👀 #if i speak.... #*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn* #man do i love me some old man eye crinkles #...that's a sentence #it's true tho #*me trying not to scare new people away with my tags and probably failing* #is that double black denim my dude #very canadian of you but slightly cooler

[j-nightingalesb1tch]

ladies, if he:

- has emotional trauma

- was abused/neglected or had an unhappy childhood

- has daddy issues

- has dark hair and is a bit of a jerk

- is depressed af

- sarcastic and funny as hell

- probably gay

then he's not your man, he's my comfort character

#fandom #funny text post #fangirl #it's true tho #comfort character #james nightingale #stiles stilinski #mickey milkovich #anthony j crowley #brendan brady #travis montgomery #jack gibson #jake peralta #sean diaz #floofty fizzlebean #dorian pavus #branch #and more

[catcas22]

Ranni: You've gone too far this time, Sellen!

Sellen: Oh, please. Sellen: The last time someone beat and robbed your mother, you proposed.

#elden ring #crack #incorrect quotes #ranni the witch #sorceress sellen #it's true tho

[darlingshane]

bam bam begging for daddy’s attention.

#jon bernthal #real ones #bam bam #jonbernthaledit #darlingedits #the lil kiss on 3 #<33 #sorry for the caption #it's true tho #nobody can blame him

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow #THe Scarecrow #batman #Arkhamverse #Arkham Asylum #silly post sorry lol #it's true tho #cat owners know

[hualianschild]

very hua cheng core me thinks

#my bae has beef with every single person in existence except his man and i love him for that #for obvious reasons that was a joke hc does behave respectfully around few people #i believe in hualian married agenda #it's true tho #tgcf #hualian #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #san lang #I'm thinking of making some more text posts lets see how it goes

[pastafossa]

Me and mom: *watching the Tell Tale Heart episode of Fall of the House of Usher*

Mom, halfway through: I think it's nice they dedicated an entire episode to you and the beeping smoke detector you couldn't find in your room for 3 months

Me: ain't that the truth

ETA, towards the end when SPOILER is losing it over the sound:

Mom: now SPOILER looks like you did after three months of not being able to find the smoke detector

Me: MA 😂

#fall of the house of usher #fall of the house of usher spoilers #it's true tho

[altheanr1]

For valentines day we got assigned to write what love is to us on the wall. Yeah well:

#it's true tho #bit sad :/ #valentines day #pjo #pjo series #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #pjo tv

[y0url0verb0y]

a conversation I had with my parents:

Me: Do you think spider-man can drive?

My dad: Don't know maybe, why?

Me: Just curious. What do you think, Ma?

My mom: I don't know nun about spider-man.

My dad: I think he could prolly drive.

My mom: Where's he from again?

Me: New york

My mom: Oh, maybe he can drive but not well, that's for sure.

#marvel #spider man #deadpool #spideypool #my parents are sumn else #not my mom dissing new yorkers #srry y'all #it's true tho #they can't drive 💀

[xchibikai-art]

(10sept2023) HAPPY BIRTHDAY IORI!!

Come back soon and actually participate in a battle where you don't get taken out right away. That would be pretty sick.

#'i miss you' blah blah blah you know know the drill #it's true tho #i miss him lol #come back and eat ramen with ur besties and tease your brothers pls #servamp fanart #servamp #tsukimitsu iori #tsukimitsu yumikage #tsukimitsu miyako

[hacked-by-jake]

Weekend crack meme heh

#it's true tho #hbj can't be here right now that's why a queue called nymos takes over #duskwood memes #duskwood #duskwood jake #everbyte studio #duskwood game #duskwood everbyte #everbyte duskwood #iamjake #duskwood mc #everbyte game

[maraudersandtears]

How may I explain

I'm not a swiftie in a cardigan, lover, lavender haze way but in a 'this is so jegulus/wolfstar/etc' way

Like how many swifties are real and how many are convinced she wrote ATYD

#jegulus #dead gay wizards #marauders #james x regulus #swifties #atyd #it's true tho #don't deny it #we all think she wrote atyd

[da-proti-toku-grem]

Next time my therapist asks me "what do you think you could do to fix [whatever]?" I'm going to say "laying on Nace's chest while he hugs me tightly and pets my hair and I bury my face between his titties" like the totally sane person I am

#i mean i'm not going to say that to her #it's true tho #i think that would fix me for real #yeah i'm gonna go have dinner now #nace jordan #joker out #mine #maca speaks #maca is being (totally not) normal about nace jordan once again

[lesbiancolumbo]

today in tweets that came for my neck

#it's true tho