#it's very stabby

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #prompts #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #technically human batfam but doing their darndest to convince people they aren't #and it's working #Justice League #batfam #They are making LORE for themselves #batfamily #Hilariously there's gonna be some panic from a few of the rogues that B has been with lmao #Somehow they convinced several people that the stabby Robin was made by Batman alone #There was no mother and people are very confused and a little scared to ask #I just want Chaos

[emacrow]

Danny has an aggressive secret admirer and that Admirer is Damian wayne.

How this all started was during the Gotham exchange program where Danny had accidentally enrolled in as a joke but didn't think he actually get picked.

Luckily his rogues decided to give him some peace for once since they didn't want to go anywhere near Gotham because she a scary lady, but she actually a very misunderstood lady who just want companion..

Just have a odd way of expressing.. but she allow him in her city until the program is over but has hinted very cryptic if he want to stay then Her Knights have ways.

On his first day of gotham high, everyone so far kept whispered about the new wayne bait?

He didn't really listen but he was mostly asleep in the classes because he already have the whole class homework down already and he using this entire program as a vacation to sleep for once since he first became a halfa.

How he met Damian was pure accident.. literally, as he had accidentally body flipped him so hard to the ground due to Damian grabbing his shoulder and he really didn't meant it but his body instinctly grab his hand.

Which lead to his now peaceful vacation becoming a bit problematic.. as Damian will not leave him alone..

Unknownly to danny. He had gained admirer..

His locker filled with letters that would make Dora blush with how old fashioned they were written in. The occasion and daily weapon gift giving left in his own dorm.( he thought it was skulker leaving him weapons to try out on their next fight) The chocolates he kept receiving thought it was from the other girls from the other class room. Some of his clothes were missing but he thought it was his roommate.

Meanwhile Damian is at his wits end to the point of nearly putting cameras in Danny's room if it weren't for Tim catching on rather quickly on his 'too far gone deep obsession' with the new kid. He had been benched several times because he had been caught on several occasions trying to sneak into Danny's apartment, his locker, his gym locker. To the point they now trying to distract him from approaching danny.

He is just doing the courting rituals that he had learned so far from Talia.. he didn't even get to try the kidnapped and held hostage ritual yet :(

#damian wayne x danny fenton #damian is attractive to danny #danny's core is like the holy grail of danger #and damian is like the stabby moth going toward the light #danny is obvious but very flattered #batfam tried to stop damian from stalking danny #obviously didn't work but at least they tried #danny the ghost king #danny is obvious to the intention flirting and gift giving #damian a sneaky little stalker #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #dead serious

[flamingpudding]

Studen exchange program, no thank you.

If you ask Danny, he could give you a ton of reasons why a student exchange program with an apparently high class school was a bad idea for Casper High to do and why it was even worse that somehow Danny had been volunteered for it. Ancients even Lancer was stressing how much of a bad idea it was to sent Danny Fenton to Gotham Academy.

Though Danny knew it was all the stupid fruitloops fault. Vlad wanted him out of town for something. Both Tucker and Sam had notified him about something brewing in Amity and Danny needed to get back asap. So Danny did what he could do best, cause a mess in the best Fenton manner that he could that would make Lancer faint if the man knew. In his defense, the man had tried to prevent this, but no one listened. Now Gotham Academy was dealing with a Fenton level mess and because Danny wanted to get kicked out of the Student exchange program to get back to Amity.

He did however not expect to be sent to the principle office and to be given a 'second chance' since what he did was not as bad as some of the other things Gotham students apparently can come up with.

Well, he also did not expect that his muttering, ramblings, and loud thinking were getting overheard by another student who apparently got sent to the office for attempting to stab a fellow student. Said student then continued to pester Danny the following days 'investigating' him.

Seriously all Danny wanted was to get kicked out of the student exchange and to stop whatever Vlad was doing in Amity but now he got one Damian Wayne pestering him with his weird social skills and constant threats of stabbing him if he doesn't answer questions.

And why in the name of Acients was he getting late night wellfair checks from furries?!

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #crossover #damian wayne #student exchange au #vlad plasmius #danny just wants to get home #damien is suspicious #he is very reasonable with his questioning #as long as you answer #if not he might be stabby #Danny is just done with Gotham #i need more sleep but brain says no and gives me these ideas #fanfic #dcxdp #prompt idea #dc x dp prompt

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 93

Ra forces Talia to sacrifice her son to the ghost king. With his obvious re-awakening he most solidify the deal. It’s how he was gifted the Lazarus water in the first place.

Newley crowned 15 year old Danny did not want this child. Like at all. He’s already dealing with parents who want to tear him apart. That reveal didn’t go well at all.

Danny couldn’t take care of himself let alone a stabby 6 year old. The only good thing is he snatched the kid before he was killed by his scary mom and stinky grandfather.

By ancient law. This child belonged to him. Not only that, the child was bound to obey him. Found that part out on accident. He was tired of the murder attempts and promptly told him to knock that off be quiet and sit down. He’s ashamed to admit it took him at least two hours to realize Damian couldn’t talk or stand up.

Yea.

He’s taken to internal dialogue after that little hiccup. He later learned sign language had no effect. Apparently it had to be verbal. It’s not his say to order anyone around. He doesn’t care what the crown means. They were fine without pariah they’ll be fine without him.

At least while he’s still half alive. Despite what the council says he doesn’t need a legal guardian. He’s perfectly fine homeless.

So here he was with 9 year old child and on the run from the government, his parents, and the royal council.

Now when a man in a trench coat tries to expel the ecto-ghost to free the “boy” and the child. Well. He asked for help.

This leads to a dna test. Danny ignored how he had been told Batman by Damian it was of no help. Danny hadn’t even meant to ask, knowing Damian would be forced to answer. His mother must of lied to the poor thing.

With a shocking result, the father was Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne can reclaim his son, but Danny can’t simply hand him over. Something of equal or greater value has to be exchanged.

Obviously Bruce Wayne is happy to make a deal.

Danny just goes. Well either i need a legal guardian as the ghosts are on my butt about it and my parents want me dead. Or. A government organization taken down for trying to eradicate his species.

He gets both.

Damian and Danny refuse to tell anyone why Damian was sacrificed to him.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #Damian is sold to Danny #Danny is not here for it #quickly learns to be quiet #he does not want an obedient child #or a routy child #he wants to go to school #and not be on the run #let him have some semblance of normal #sam sends him money #tucker hides his trace #jazz is desperately trying to get emancipation #both Damian and Danny are very fluent in sign language now #damian is still stabby #jazz wasn’t to help with that #sam and tucker are to stressed to find anything about this situation funny #Bruce is gonna be so mad #not only was his son sacrificed #but was bound to obey for all eternity #thankfully it was to someone who didn’t want that #but why was he sacrificed to a child in the first place #ghost king danny

[nerdpoe]

When Jason was tossed in the Pit, there was a...tiny side effect.

He got dunked in as a teenager, and the Waters really did try to heal what they could.

But fuck them, it was a lot. Mostly malnutrition, so the Water just...put the body back to how it was before all of that damage.

In goes a teenager, out crawls a terrified three year old. A three year old toddler who only vaguely recalls his life from before.

A toddler that is, in Ra's words, "useless".

Talia barely manages to convince Ra's to let Jason live, and pairs him with Damian. Damian could use a lesson on responsibility, Damian could train the little boy, it would be good for the heir to learn how to communicate with others. See, Ra's? There's no reason to put down the child.

Damian, who gets a front row seat at what League training looks like...when it's done on another child. One even younger than him.

And Damian is nothing if not his fathers son.

He cannot stand the injustice of watching his teachers beat a child for something said child could not possibly comprehend.

So Damian works with Talia and leaves a lot sooner, his new little brother clutched close to him, and arrives on his fathers doorstep not only to ask for further training, but to plead for protection for the tiny toddler clinging to him with a white-knuckled grip.

TLDR; Jason gets deaged, it's permanent, and Damian being an older brother changes things. (i mean he's still Damian, but he gets an early crash course in protecting someone much smaller than him and how to care for others).

#batman au #damian wayne #jason todd #talia al ghul #ra's al ghul #eight year old Damian showing up with a three year old Jason #bruce who only barely started functioning again just #brain.exe has stopped working 404 error #tim coming back to find out that jason is alive and a toddler and there's a very stabby child too #fuck man i don't think dick would stop hugging jason for like a week #and bruce would H O V E R

[officialmiintee]

tokyo revengerifies your blue lock >:))

#artists on tumblr #fanart #blue lock #blue lock fanart #isagi yoichi #bachira meguru #nagi seishiro #reo mikage #sae itoshi #itoshi rin #shidou ryusei #the mental gymnastics i did to avoid bcis being in pain bc theyre originally supposed to be projected thru bajitrio #only for me to put BCIS IN THE STABBY SCENE I AM A CLOWN SOMETIMES #A VERY BIG CLOWN IN FACT #mint archive ; art

[cheekylittlepupp]

I don't think we talk enough about how hot Astarion's attack animations are, especially the sneak attack one.

Also the off-hand melee attack animation...the way he just rotates his short swords is something...

#astarion #bg3 #bg3 rambles #stabby stab very hot. #bg3 astarion #his melee attacks make my brain turn into mush.. #mims posts ~

[nebulousbren]

*lightsaber noises*

#artists on tumblr #kingdom hearts #xemnas #xemnas kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts fanart #my art #fanart #be careful he is very stabby with those things

[daisychainsandbowties]

I got very strong night fury vibes from the cat🥰😩🥰🥰

me too! i think toothless is a slightly inauspicious name for a cat since she cannot retract hers at will, but she does hiccup after i give her milk… 🤔

so far we were thinking Frodo (on account of the literal sopping wet kitten vibes) or Apollo (because we watched a moon landing documentary tonight) or Artemis (because we watched a moon landing documentary tonight and this makes one think of the mars missions). i did my due diligence and suggested we call her Sushi but i was shot down fall of icarus style 😔

#some terrible suggestions i had to suffer through included ‘Bat’ (when she is. not one??) Shadow which is too on-the-nose and Needle #which yes arya stark i know but also. she’s only a bit stabby with those tiny tiny claws #one person was ‘we should know the gender 100% first’ okay and who do you live with?? 🤨 #but yeah she is very small and very furious with me for making her go to bed so i see the night fury comparison #artemis is growing on me because you know we’ll end up just calling her Art. which yeah she is #anon #she’s solid ground to me rn i love this little beast

[masterwords]

I just think this is interesting. (5x02 - Haunted)

#derek morgan #david rossi #spencer reid #penelope garcia #criminal minds #screencaps #the tone of the two conversations are vastly different #and i know it's a very unpopular opinion #but reid & garcia's conversation was pretty rude #the way she did the stabby hand thing #vs rossi and morgan having a serious heart to heart about hotch's well-being #and how they make sure he's okay #anyway #i just think it's interesting that these two conversations were happening simultaneously

[3rdmissingsock]

Happy Ides of March

#i have a limited understanding of what this is about actually lol #but you all seem very passionate about it #clown husbandry #clownblr #clown posting #clown #clown doll #clowncore #clowns #clown dolls #clown friend #bookmark the clown #skiggly the clown #ides of march #julius ceaser #stabby stabby #ect ect

[lauronk]

life has been a lot lately. almost too much at times, honestly. this year has been one mess after another.

but right now i’m putting all my energy into this cute cross stitch for my partner for Valentine’s Day, and it’s keeping me sane.

#trying to make an effort to be online less #to remind myself what is and is not worth my time #everything has been very draining lately and i got nothing left to give #except adorable little dinosaur stitches #thankful all day every day for my partner #11 years and he’s still my best friend #literally would not be holding it together at all without him #lauren’s stabby crafting #cross stitch life #cross stitching

[the-mushroom-faerie]

me last year : I'm anti-violence! violence is never the answer!

me now : turns out I'm anti war. sometimes the best solution is to break a fuckers nose.

#im a pacifist!... no no im not #mushroom is very stabby

[weareallgonnadiesoon]

QSMP Quackity Swap AU - Guapoduo

I mentioned once that El was very close with Guapoduo but I never went into detail with it.

For those that don't know, this is my swap au with Quackity and El Quackity where Elq was the OG

Elq was close with Roier from the very start of the server, and he was one of the very few people that Elq would go out of his way to spend time with/around without it involving some grand scheme. Roier enjoyed his company and how he never failed to darken up a room with only a few words or even a glance at someone. Elq thought Roier was fun and he liked having someone that just took him at face value and didn't call him emo (Shut up, MISSA-)

Elq had a tendency to make a lot of jokes about getting with Roier but Elq jokes in a very...deadpan and non-romantic way so it just came out as "[Scowling] I can't believe I married you." which Roier found hilarious but could never tell if it was flirting or jokes. If questioned on this, Elq would pretend they questioned him about something else.

Elq was the defacto babysitter of Bobby to the point where Bobby and Tilin were like siblings. He was a...odd man and honestly probably not the best babysitter, but he once took several arrows in a row without wearing armor to make sure Bobby (Who was fully decked out in armor and had a totem) didn't get hit so he was alright in Jaiden and Roier's book of who to let babysit. Elq was close to Roier to the point where multiple people on the island genuinely couldn't tell if they were dating or not (Roier had no idea either, but he was leaning towards 'No'.) (Elq acts like the question was dumb and refuses to answer).

Cellbit made things interesting because he was extremely close with him from the SECOND that he met the man, it barely took any time at all. They bonded over puzzles, scheming, and mysteries when they first met and would grow to bond over their natural lack of compassion and empathy for others (Both of them have very low empathy and have selective compassion).

Cellbit thought that Elq was fascinating and made for an amazing debate partner. Elq thought Cellbit was so interesting, he was entralled by him completely.

He had a...weird relationship with Richas that consisted of both of them threatening the other constantly but jumping to their defense the second anyone else slanders them. Richas has stabbed multiple people for making fun of Elq. He still becomes 1% of Richas's parent in this au but neither of them tend to acknowledge it to each others faces. Behind each other's backs, they'll be like "Well, MY dad could trick your dad into signing away his soul!" or "MY son is so much better than your kid. What can your kid do that mine can't do better?" Cellbit finds it adorable and loves watching the two bicker.

Elq, after knowing Cellbit for some time, does the same flirting joke thing that he does with Roier (and while it flusters Cellbit a lot more than it does Roier), and it confuses the shit out of poor Cellbit. He tried to ask the other members, but they had no answers. Neither did Roier but he found the whole thing funny from the start so it was unlikely he'd be much help either way.

Once Roier and Cellbit started dating, they both thought Elq would either get jealous of one of them or stop with the jokes (Maybe do a mock assassination attempt if he was especially pouty). They did not account for him acting as if absolutely nothing changed. The only thing that changed with his banter/jokes/flirting was that he would speak as if all 3 of them were in a relationship. It confused them so bad that they'd occasionally forget that they weren't actually dating Elq (At least, they thought so).

Elq basically lived in the castle with them for fucks sake, it was a really confusing situation that no one except Elq understood (and god knows he wasn't willing to explain).

#qsmp #guapoduo #qsmp au #qsmp guapoduo #qsmp swap au #qsmp elquackity #qsmp roier #qsmp cellbit #Cellbit is very confused #But he loves his cheerful puppy husband #And he mostly loves his stabby duck husband(?) #Roier hasn't understood El for years #and he never will #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp bobby #qsmp eggs #qsmp tilin #tilin the egg #qsmp jaiden #Elq and his love of confusing the people he cares about #please ask me questions #Elq is willing to commit to the fucking bit until he dies #Is the bit him gaslighting his way into a loving relationship? #Or is it making his best friends think that he's married to them? #Who know!

[makeitlookdecent]

aaaand this is the mural because im proud

#puyo puyo #puyo sig #puyo amitie #im srry every ami fan #i really didnt wanna go hat for her ;^; *didnt wanna draw a hat* #also (not to rant about my own au in the tags) unlike ms 'goddess' that im drawin for my au thing #ms sorceress actually uses the staff as a magic staff and not a lance #like i commonly draw ms 'goddess' usin #(i mean i guess just like; twice? for you guys seeing but my work doodles are filled of her stabby stab with lance) #anyway back to ms ami sorceress she came out very rpg princess which wasnt my intention (not a bad thing tho) #which is why i cut the front dress open and added shorts+boots combo #to help a bit with the image i guess #and mr demon #uh #lmao *starts ranting by accident* #i always have trouble making a design for the old demon from that castle #because its like #they are (im guessin) a mix of what we know of strange and also sig look wise a #but what we know of strange (look wise) is just what he looks like possessing klug #so when 'we all' (i say loosely) see him we commonly think of possessed klug and we think “they must have looked like that” and we think of #this form as his body and since its been so long this has like;;;; *wildly gestures hands* stuck!! you know?? #what im trying to say is. i think of possesed klug and use that as a base for designs alot. which is incorrect i think. but like. #sig(s ancestor technically) is an incomplete half. so its missing stuff!! #(omg...re-reading this. im crazy. i suck at explainin my reasons. im srry tag browsers. )