#italians

[viejospellejos]

Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

#video #sfw #pasta #spaghetti #italiano #italianos #italian #italians #italia #italy #lol #xd #humor #fail #fails #ketchup #tomato

[catchymemes]

#lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #animals #cats #italians #italy

[sayitaliano]

Valerio Minato's photo that won the Astronomy Picture of the Day Contest by NASA on December 25th, 2023.

In the picture: the moon, the Monviso Mount and the Basilica of Superga (on the Superga hill) outside Turin are all aligned. it took him 6 years to take this shot (and I take it as an example to never give up on your dreams).

#it #italians #italian things #italian stuff #not language #photography #nasa #italian #landscape #astronomy #italian places #visit italia #visit italy #torino #turin #superga #piedmont #piemonte #piemonte power

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Could Luigi Mario survive Castle Dracula?

This seems like a really excellent opportunity for Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing

Luigi can do everything Mario can do backwards and in high heels but he is a huge coward. Large spooky buildings haunted by malevolent entities are both the thing he's terrified of and his opportunity to shine.

The crucifix is easy. Not only is he Italian, not only can Luigi not say no to people, but no Mario Brother ever refused a power up.

Does Dracula have indoor plumbing? Does Dracula need indoor plumbing?? Well, maybe he does now. Luigi has his work cut out for him, but the next guy will have significantly more ease making his toilet. All this to say, I think Luigi can easily be gainfully employed for two solid months and thus justify Dracula keeping him around.

Luigi is not going to be picking fights without some desperate need. Luigi is going to be cowering. He might well go exploring, but if he does, he will be cowering all the way. I find the whole May 16th thing something that would very believably happen to Luigi.

Mario gets the faked letters and they just say "your brother is in a different castle." Maybe for extra irony they also contain a p-wing

Luigi is the tall one, which is convenient when Dracula decides to steal his clothes because it makes them much more likely to fit him. I want you to close your eyes and imagine Dracula going to town to post letters and steal babies and such dressed as Luigi. It's so much better than impersonating Jonathan because when you're dressed like that, nobody's gonna pay attention to your face. They even both have mustaches it works!

And then once Dracula leaves Luigi can easily make it out because he is an expert platformer. There's no good reason for him to need to be rescued as often as he does because the vast majority of the time he and Mario are mechanically identical. Except in Mario 2 where his jump is better and his dig speed is worse. Which only makes him better at Castle Dracula.

Anyway, Luigi can survive Castle Dracula by doing nothing. Like, there isn't even any lava it's fine.

#luigi mario #luigi wins by doing nothing #super mario brothers #video game protags #tradesmen #italians

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Italians didn't like that I ate spaghetti with chopsticks, because I was neither Italian from a country that uses chopsticks, so I put tomato ketchup on the spaghetti and continued eating with chopsticks.

I was somehow married to an Italian mafia lady next and it was honestly a very hot dream.

#dream #italians #italy #italian #eating #food #spaghetti #chopsticks #tomato #ketchup #mafia #marriage #married

[yours-stevie]

They're coming tomorrow 🖤

#simone baldasseroni #biondo #caterina ferioli #fabbricante di lacrime #new #movie #2024 #netflix #coming out #soon #promotional #photoshoot #handsome #guy #beautiful #girl #co-stars #italians #the tearsmith

[canisalbus]

Every time I think of Machete I either think of a worm on a string or a constantly shaking skrunkly dog and im hoping, begging, that its intentional. Also, as an italian that does get sick very often and is generally sickly (besides the nose bleeds) I can connect better to the catholic guilt dog :3

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#a selection of demographics that often resonate with Machete: #worms on strings #shaking skrunkly dogs #italians #sickly folks (with or without nosebleeds) #(guilty) catholics #7-ferrets-in-a-coat #answered

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #funny pics #silly #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #9/11 joke #italians

[vittoriaisfuckingpathetic]

sometimes this world is so horrible and awful until i see a picture of victoria de angelis

#vic de angelis #victoria de angelis #måneskin #maneskin #alt rock #italian woman #italians #eurovision 2021 #sanremo 2021 #sapphic women #musicians #yes this is a direct play on my previous posts about damiano and ethan and thomas #the quadrilogy is complete

[demoralised]

F40

#cars #car #classic cars #autos #supercars #supercar #f40 #ferrari f40 #italians #italian cars #iconic #ferrari #ferraris #hypercar #hypercars

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #food #italians

[catchymemes]

#italians #pineapple #pizza #meme #funny

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Pepperoni is a recent invention, created in 1919 by Italian immigrants in America

#today i learned #facts #truth #history #italians #pepperoni

[number1milfloislover]

James Gandolfini, 2001.

#getty images #james gandolfini #2000s #y2k #2000s photography #RIP #italians #the sopranos

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Breaking news: can tumblr user @cattuladaily survive Castle Dracula???

Good news: all of your listed disadvantages are also true of the Guy Who Canonically Survives Castle Dracula. On the other hand also being a dracula didn't work out too well for the last guy who tried it.

Now being a cat, a dracula, and a garlic infused Italian, there is nothing in your blood that Dracula wants. That's a good and a bad thing - you won't get eaten but there's no reason to keep you alive either. On the other hand, being a cat, you can simply slip out between Dracula's legs whenever he opens the door.

Here though is the heart of the issue: all natural animals haaaaaate vampires. But you are not a natural animal. My question to you is: are you enough of a bisexual disaster to befriend the bad bat and fool him into thinking that he can be loved? If so, the novelty of a Creature that doesn't hate his guts might well be enough to see you through.

So I think tumblr user @cattuladaily can survive Castle Dracula, but you probably still can't rescue Bambi.

#animals #draculas #italians

[mapsontheweb]

Visa requirements for Italian passport holders

by schengenvisainfo1

#maps #schengenvisainfo1 #igsourced #italians #visa requirements