#itd be funny tho

[bulkhummus]

can somebody tell me how many real american dollars it is to be a character in night vale (via patreon) imagine they had to name somebody bulk

#they wouldnt allow it probably #itd be funny tho #if its like less then $200 ill do it for a gag before i start paying for classes #or if somebody commissioned me id use they money for that LMAO #id like to support them too tbh i gotta buy some merch .. maybe tmrw!! #wtnv #personal

[therulerofallpotatos]

How ironic if the umbrellas found out that Klaus was actually like a very notorious and talented thief. None of them have any idea but Klaus can get into pretty much anywhere and that's while high af.

#I am thinking of Parker and watching Leverage rn #why do you ask? #itd be funny tho #i love irony so much #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves

[hexcia]

i should start telling non-lesbians that they cant say Klondike because it has the word "dyke" in it

#.hex #i wont #itd be funny tho

[apollos-boyfriend]

i have to do a speech for my communication class called "my artistic voice" and i am sooooo close to changing mine to "my autistic voice"

#icarus speaks #dorm life #alas. i probably will not. #itd be funny tho

[m-emoriam]

imagine emmerdale if literally any of them went to therapy lol

#emmerdale #ok it's a drama so they wouldnt i get it #itd be funny tho

[nom-central]

todays vood (for me anyway) is either; naga/lamia preds using their coils to trap their prey before devouring them

or, a very specific vood

(spoilers for octo expansion in splatoon haha)

(all the agents are adults in my headcanon- if this makes you uncomfortable though i am REALLY sorry dhdbeb)

eight somehow gets shrunk before the battle with three, and three ends up eating them. eight barely manages to fight their way out before anything happens

cue eight and three having basically a cat and mouse chase while eight slowly works to fight back the sanitization controlling three.

naga preds are so good...giving their prey a little squeeze in their coils to keep them from wriggling too much while they eat them

AND YOU'RE FINE SPECIFYING YOUR AGENTS ARE ADULTS TOO HELPS

This is an interesting scenario...the sanitization makes them ravenous and there's a risk to all parties tbh. i like games of cat and mouse between pred and prey, and this happens to be really high stakes!

#answered #anonymous #vore talk #splatvore #its funny to think abt because like #my agents are the least likely to get into munchy shenanigans #itd be funny tho

[tboygareth]

sometimes when its really quiet in my office i get this urge to randomly shriek for no reason

#not letting that impulsive thought win #itd be funny tho #bee.txt

[n-x-black]

th ghost touya and vampire n fic

#n ; thoughts #this sjs how he chose his house #JOKING #itd be funny tho

[thesoupisburning]

is undertale the underground in base-12?

i used to have more evidence for this theory i just forgot and remembered just now

#undertale #utdr #itd be funny tho

[snikt111]

first step in creating an ask blog/rp blog for logan is dont cause that mf would never.

#ik theyre not necessarily supposed to be like in character on tumblr #but in my head imagining logan replying to tumblr asks #is so fucking funny #i giggle #anyway i mean making one is actually fine this is a joke #but everytime i see an ask blog or whatever i imagine the character #logging onto tumblr and responding to posts #logan would NEVER! #itd be funny tho #i made one anyway. probably will never use it… #its wolverinetalks #teehee #mick posts

[tired-twili]

I feel like shadow would also be really good as envy, he was very envious of the links and wanted to be human (which is really similar to envy’s story)

Ooooooo I see I see 👀 I think he'd be a really cool addition, either as greed or envy :)

#twili speaketh #thanks anon <3 #could also be lust if he wanted to be human fjekskwk/j #cus i think that was her thing in the 03 version? idk bahaha #itd be funny tho

[mundanemiseries]

As I said, one day Joel’s gonna be the one on the fashion chopping block and he’s probably gonna deserve it

#[ stars above that we can't see | ooc ] #[mobile post] #// like...the ones time he goes #‘im gonna wear some of my weirder shit...as a treat #hes gonna get roasted i stg XD #itd be funny tho

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip #but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder' #AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN #fernando season 1 truly fed us so well #like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff... #i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs #wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :) #and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME #(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately) #(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way) #(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head) #*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe #i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5 #i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content #(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc) #fernando alonso #fernando(show) #fa14 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e5

[beetolbugs]

i have seen cuteguy with many weapons.

BUT NOT A FLAMETHROWER. SO GUESS WHAT

#hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #bugs art #the 'i cant commit crimes because i have to follow the rules. BUT YOU CAN' duo #yes grian has cat socks and an oversized sweater cause i think its funny. his design will probably change tho #i think itd be funny if he looks like an uwu soft boy and then is the most unhinged mf youve ever seen

[witchspeka]

It's always "Shou and Ritsu need to blow stuff up with their minds for mental health reasons" or Ritsu and Teru or even Shou and Teru!

But what about Mob? When does he get to blow stuff up with his mind for funsies? For shits and giggles? He didn't go through all of those meltdowns and character development for nothing, let him go ham on a junkyard car or something smh

I believe in Mob's narrative given right to fuck shit up sometimes

#im hungry i should do homework i should also finish all of my other drafted posts BUT I AM LAZY #ive been starting to write fic tho at least thats productive. fic thats kind of relevant to this actually hm #listen i just want more Mob content where he does smth reckless or stupid with his powers he deserves it #or just in general tbh i need more content of mob being kinda mean or having arguments with ppl like to a healthy degree ok #but i still want him to. yanno. lash out and stuff. experience emotion. have him get angry over petty stuff #the first mp100 fic ive ever started writing/drafting had mob and ritsu having a proper fight post canon #i just need it for my OWN mental health. let them have dumb sibling fights and have mob express his annoyances #itd be funny and cathartic. for me at least. ill finish that shit one day its been assembled and disassembled but ill figure it out #eventually #let mob feel and express all of the ugly emotions he didnt allow himself to acknowledge for years pls #its my favourite thing #anyway. #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #cine te a intrebat

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Tim is Kon's sugar daddy this, Tim is Kon's sugar daddy that TIM IS KON'S BABY DADDY!

Kon is cringe, a tik toker, and a 90s kid Tim's contact name in his phone is 'baby daddy 🐀' the rat emoji is cuz he thinks Tim looks like a wet rat.

Here is the incredible scientific evidence I have written to support this.

Exhibit one, it'd be funny as fuck

Exhibit two, depending on how u headcannon Kon's kryptonian reproductive organs it could be a true or facetious statement

Exhibit three, this fic snippet I wrote.

...........

" well how about you Kon?"

Cassie scoffed " you're gonna ask him for relationship advice"

Conner, who'd been engrossed with eating his way meticulously through a box of YinYan, looked up and flipped off Cassie.

" We're Gucci, you know how it is with me and Tim, he's my baby daddy and all that"

From the couch came a large hacking cough as Tim half sprayed half swallowed zesti. Most of the spray landed on Bart who, distracted with their Mario kart game, forgot to move and gave an ungodly screech at the rain of corn syrup and carbonation.

" No the fuck I am not." Tim choked out between coughs. The kryptonians face warped into comical insult and shock. He twisted around to face his boyfriend faster then a speeding bullet.

" Timothy Jackson Drake, I let you hit it RAW!"

" EW!" Bart exclaimed, nearly swerving his kart off of rainbow road.

Tim's face went thru the five stages of grief( and horny) before landing back on an 'I just choked on my zesti' expression.

Kon narrowed his eyes at him " So you're my what?"

Tim sighed his shoulders rolling forward like he'd truly lost it all " I'm your baby daddy" he muttered.

" DOUBLE EW!" Bart gagged.

"It's not ew imp, it's feminism." Kon said and turned back to his conversation with the girls.

Cassie's face was red from trying not to die laughing, she was gripping the table with effort "this- this is why you don't ask Kon, Cissy"

Cissy, whose face was red from mortification, put her hands over her mouth in silent shock.

.........

I rest my case.

#this is a meme #for the memes be cool about it #ALL INSPIRED CUZ I SAW A VIDEO OF A GIRL ANSWERING A CALL WITH A STRANGER BY CALLING HIM BABY DADDY AND IT SENT #DC #TimKon #Tim Drake #Conner Kent #Superboy #Red Robin #Bart allen #cassie sandsmark #cissy jones #young justice #just to keep the weirdos away wanna clarify that they are 20 somethings in this post! #itd be funny as fuck tho fr