The height chart gets even funnier when you consider that Rick gives Kirby piggyback rides. Kirby, that hamster is only up to your feet.
i think that for reasons to do with this the earth accurate sizes doesn't actually work very well when you try to extrapolate it out, and i did intend it as a joke!! it's funny and i enjoy it, but it falls apart the second you try to consider them functioning with others 😂
like... is kirby small enough to be comfortably piggybacked by hamster sized rick? then he's too small to be held in coo's claws, let alone to fit in kine's mouth! this would likely be the case even if we just took kirby's "canon" size of 8-9 inches but plonked him in an earth accurate sizing for everything else
then, is king dedede a penguin accurate size (king penguin size: 85–95cm) or is he comparative to a human adult? either way, he'd be smaller than kine, as mola mola average 250cm tall (at least according to wikipedia. other sources say 300cm longs and up to 450cm tall) and easily dwarf humans here on earth.
or does dedede have to be comparative to kirby, who is comparative to rick, who is an 18cm tall hamster, making kirby probably 10cm at best, making dedede probably half the size of a king penguin though maybe closer to a blue penguin (45cm), meaning that kine could easily be up to ten times his height--
in general i kind of just prefer to size them comparatively, starting from kirby, and considering individual characters Bigger or Smaller. as much as i'd love to see an enormous semi-realistic sunfish kine basking happily in the ocean surrounded by tiny friends, i think that it's easier for me to work on a "kirby" size scale and consider them all aliens, at the end of the day 😂
this seems likely, given that female mola mola are apparently bigger than the boys! they can also supposedly spawn an absolutely mindboggling three hundred million (sorry. hang on. three HUNDRED million!?!?!?!?!) eggs at a time, so i hope you're all really really looking forward to seeing a Lot lot more of Kine around.
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Created this as a blessing I was going to give to my players if they stumbled across a dying gold Ancient Dragon. But...they never did.
This is your reminder DM to just give your players cool shit in DnD. Just get REALLY weird with it.
Hunger of the Gold Scale
Blessing, permanent boon, very rare
“Ancient Gold Dragons are known for their impressive hordes, but gold and gems offer another benefit for them. Sustenance. Consuming gold shores up your defenses and sometimes gives your skin a temporary golden hue, or creates patches of gold.”
You can use an action to consume 100 gold coins and gain a +1 bonus to your AC and saving throws that lasts until the end of your next long rest. This bonus can stack up to 5 times, but every 100 gold coins consumed after the first before finishing your next long rest, has a cumulative 25 percent chance of you receiving a level of exhaustion instead of the bonus.
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What the ever loving hamsters is this?! Done with a bag room early? The audacity! Second bag-room of the year. It’s not as tall as the first, still 1:6th scale though, with plenty of headroom for photography. A simple stone finish for a secondary backdrop. Add photos, posters, whatever you like, and make each side a whole new thing! You have da powah!
Look! Still liftable! Super light. Kid can carry it themselves, if you let them. See that floor clearance? That’s on one finger, and I’m da weak.
When the ties are open, you can use them as soft touches at the edge of the photo, like a curtain, you can tuck them back, you can... options!
And when it’s opened? Look! An alcove! ‘Stained-glass’! Gold accented paper! ‘Hard wood’ floor! You can do a lot with a room like this.
Here’s an included option. The picture frames have glass, interchangeable picture and ‘doctorates’. Silent butler (coat rack), side table (drawer opens), planter, table, chair, and more!
Better look at the ‘diploma’ and the picture. Plant on the table, magazines to read, and a faux leather chair to read in.
This is the included doll. Custom face up, custom outfit, shoes she can stand in *without* a doll stand... I am so happy with this.
The doll is on a ‘ballet Barbie’ body. Not as much articulation as a Made to Move, but you work with what you got. Made a cell phone for the doll as well.
The hands are really good at holding things. I also love that ‘country’ hair.
Okay, look, I get a lot of junk mail. When I can use a part of it for dolls, I will. So this doll comes with a ‘credit card’. Because, she’s got that clout.
So much clout, she’s gonna head out into the world for a little shopping and some brunch.
Here are some detail shots of what comes with this bag-room.
Things in the bag: make up, pencil, notebook, cell phone, wallet, credit card, sunglasses, and two earring backs.
Magazines? Eight of them. You can see that each one opens, having old style adds inside, so that they give ‘reading’ vibes as your doll looks through them.
The shoes. Accented in gold stars and rose details. They are made to allow the doll to stand on her own two feet. Just a little finagling to balance the doll and wham-o! No stand needed.
The necklace closes in the back with a simple hook mechanism. I think it’s lovely.
Those earrings? That’s why the backs are in the bag. You can wear them. This doll wears human earrings, so they are sharable.
Window time! Stained-glass effect!
First insert. Sun rise! Second: Evening. Third: Dawn.
The winter scene is a permeant background. Really shows off the glass lines.
A better look at the custom face up. I’m not the best with hair, but I still think it’s not that bad, you know?
Everything that comes with this set.
And yes, as always, it can fit into the closed bag, with room to spare.
February is the next bag-room. I wonder what I’ll make.
If you want this one, let me know.
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