#itll be a surprise i guess

[aquasandyled]

Wlrst part hands down abut being a dr is hands down being s de

But the sedond worst part is phone consultations over the phone???? For third parties?????? Like ur friend calla i "hey my mom is sick what donigive jer" like bro lmao idk maybe take he to a dOCTOR??????????

#idk what i typed bc for some reason its typing black in dark mode #itll be a surprise i guess #personal #rambles #dr aqua #WORSE when they alreadh took something and dont even know what it was 😭😭😭 #bro i swear im doing my best here #but im walking home in heavy rain barefoot AND UR NOT MAKING THIS EASIER FOR URSELF

[averagehermitcraftenjoyer]

cmon, zedaph, get with the program.

[ID: three screenshots of Zedaph and GeminiTay having a conversation about where to find her enchanting setup. It goes as such:

GeminiTay: yep go towards the sniffers and then in the cave Zedaph: That sounds like a trap...

GeminiTay: we are both dead Zedaph: I can be double dead!

GeminiTay: its rest in PEACE zed

end id/]

#geminitay #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #zedaph #hermitcraft season X #surprised i havent seen anyone post this interaction #pops up near the end of grian's 2nd s10 episode lol #first post on this blog i guess?? #figured i should post something since itll help me with custom formatting later when i'm not tired

[lavenderjewels]

after watching this recent jjk episode and seeing kenjaku and jogo discuss this elaborate plan for gojo while the jujutsu society side just throws gojo in to solve the problem makes me 1) respect the villainous work, and 2) realize wow that’s exactly what’s currently happening in the manga. the characters have got to power rangers morph together and actually come up with something strategic that’s not solely based off of throwing the most powerful sorcerers they have into a fighting ring. I do think there’s a lot of info gege is choosing not to reveal and that it’s practically a guarantee something will happen to gojo, but we need to see yuuji and everyone do something and not end up continuing the cycle of relying on the strongest sorcerer for everything

#jjk spoilers #it is uncannily like shibuya #got SUCH a reminder when I think?? kusakabe or someone said that the higher ups sent gojo into shibuya alone and everyone else is #just standing around waiting to clean up what’s left #like the current protagonist team NEEDS to do differently and something for themselves #like. I’m pretty confident that’ll happen bc there’s no way sukuna is over or gojo will kill kenjaku and everythingll be fixed #it’s just a matter of HOW itll play out. how well all of the story will be executed from here on out #gojo satoru #sukuna #next chapter will be interesting bc #it could literally just be another fight chapter with ‘surprise! guess what sukuna was hiding’ #or they could continue with sukuna being ‘defeated’ and go from there. or gojo gets injured/died. OR we switch perspectives #it could be anything 😭 but either way I hope it’s good #I still think our protag team screwed up

[evilponds]

its just fucking bizarre to me that even now there are people who still insist this isn't a genocide. and like i know its because on some level theyre fine with what's happening and acknowledging that it's a genocide would mean admitting that they're actually fine with genocide but like. how do you look at the facts of it and say Well it's complicated, you need to read the history, israel actually has to level cities and annihilate families. for safety

#it doesnt surprise me but itll never not be horrifying. i guess. is what it comes down to

[nasains]

@.extremeelive: It's RACE WEEK 🏁

Season 4 starts this weekend in Jeddah for Rounds 01 and 02 of the #DesertXPrix 🇸🇦

Desert X Prix R.01 & R.02 - Jeddah, Saudi Arabia 17-18 Feb 2024

#extreme e #3/4 more days !! #ive given up trying to understand who's actually racing so i guess itll be a fun surprise on the day :)))

[theyellowhue]

Gods. I want Team to push as hard as Win pulls. I do love myself a good resistance from the pursued especially when they were an unwilling participant in the chase at first.

What i dont want is for Team to look put off when Win is actually trying to be sincere and not just being his flirty self.

A sprinkle of "oh god i want him and he clearly wants me but i cant just suddenly become agreeable, thatll be weird, so instead, im gonna pout and whine until they have decoded it and deciphered what i want from them, which is to be manhandled to bed with aggressive cuddling" from Team will be an absolute delight

For the people who've read Hemp Rope, please tell me that its not all angst because I have no angst tolerance, and I'm already a depressed wet towel 😔💔

#between us #between us the series #im here to WinTeam and i cannot wait to fall in love with their story #i havent watched UWMA so idk what Win and Team's archetype is #i guess itll be my lil surprise

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

I think Sadako got mad cause I said Kayako and her movie were scarier so she invaded my dreams and gave me a nightmare and a sleep paralysis demon (Lily, my cat, why were you sitting on me and looking down at me all night???).

#silly watches #silly talks #I said what I said Sadako! ....you have the better mystery tho #silly watches horror #silly watches ringu #oh yeah I finished all of ju-on.....haven't talked about it kljdaskfljaf #juon origins was great it had great horror atmosphere but also had me giggling a lot klfdjalfjasfj #i watched both the 1995 ver and the more popular 1998 ver #Lily likes to lay on me #boof (my other cat) likes to lay on me too but usually when I'm in bed she'll cuddle up next to my face (which she was doing last night) #lily's usually been asleep tho but for some reason she was watching me fkjlsfkjsjfkjfals;ajf #probs cause i was having a nightmare but boof I guess was like 'nah we're gonna just keep sleeping itll work itself out' #ah well if i die i die #i brought this on myself #still surprised this movie had ppl in a chokehold TT0TT like in terms of horror #i know ju-on was inspo'd by it but.....Ju-on feels more like an active haunting akjfdsajf *sobs* #the irony is the nightmare looked more like kayako than sadako TT0TT #kayako has had a chokehold on me since I was 10 ma'am pls #i need rest

[mejomonster]

Every time a tarot reading for me says divine timing/universe has a plan I'm like dhjdjd

OK universe you can just say you don't wanna tell me and don't think it's any of my fucking business even though it's My Life shdhjd ToT

#tarot #rant #i know its random like horoscopes randomly sayung shit and if it gives u helpful stuff to xontemplate #and helps u think thing thru great! if not then let it go! #but also like?! youd be fucking shocked by the coincidence that is me #without fail getting wheel/magician/surprise/moon cards over and over and ONLY them #universe said im noT FUCKING TELLING YOU ANY ADVICE. #universe says over ans over i know ur cards are cute but luck aint giving u variety #i get cards to Randomly Consider and its always:unknown. itll be a surprise. u make ur own future. THANKS YEAH I KNEW #life is by definition UNKNOWN AND BASED ON MY ACTIONS i aint got no new random qords to contemplate!! #i finally got a different reading with a friend lmao and guess what?!!! #instead of any advice or any future considerations. cards/friends interpretation was ONLY #hey u mejo u have trauma. ur trauma versions of you are ALSO you and u need to integrate them and be kind to them #which like. yeah thats always true. i didnt need cards to say my own intwrnal state for years #but it was funny INSTEAD of any shit about random future guesses or advice on things to do? #my cards were just like lmao do some more self therapy! thats always a good idea right! #which to be fair. i did think it was a good idea so now im doing more true self exploration #but like. thats for my own quality of life and treatinf myself better and taking better care of self #thats still NOTHING to do with events/advice for future events lmao #i Love tarot and pretty cards but mostly only read for others #cause for me my fucking cards just say: lmao why did u ask? im not telling u. go live life and find out bitch

[harthound]

W/ all the reactionary talk regarding trans peoples bodies and shit i would love to see repubs and tεrves reactions to all the fascinating body modifications that exist for aesthetic and fetish purposes

#Ns*fw i guess #I briefly hyperfixated on body mods some years back and the absolutely insane shit people can and will do to their body is awesome actually #Like this ranges from getting subdermal saline injections like bagelheads to splitting your junk down the middle. Who cares its your body #Ive seen several people that EXTENSIVELY altered their body for purely aesthetic purposes and years down the line never regretted it #Bc it made them feel at home with themselves or was just a very personal choice. I see literally nobody screaming about mutilation wrt this #I know the answer as to why but its ironic you never see anyone crying about someone mutilating their body bc they split their tongue #Or people who get scarification... or people who get genital piercings... or hell even people who just get tattoos #Hell even entirely medical procedures such as using your toe to replace your thumb is by technicality ''mutilation'' in these ppls eyes #''ITLL NEVER BE A REAL THUMB!!!'' No shit sherlock but it works for me. Better than not having a thumb at all lmao #Idk i dont understand how people can attack bodily autonomy and then act surprised when repubs want to strip ALL bodily autonomy #You do not have to agree to a lifestyle but you absolutely have no business dictating what one does or does not do to their bodies #Bc at the end of the day they're living in it. You are not. End of story #And statistics prove that the vast majority of people in some form modify their body; i.e. tattoos piercings & minor corrective surgeries #Can you imagine screaming at someone for getting their tonsils removed bc theyre 'perfectly healthy organs' bc they dont want tonsil stones #Bc thats what these people are saying about elective hysterectomy/vasectomy/internal birth control/gender procedures #SORRY THAT IS A LOT. I just have a lot to say about this as someone who is deeply invested in bodily rights #emf

[cryptidpiss]

auurrghhhh ive been so busy lately ive been so tired and have had no energy for kink stuff (i have job stuff to do now) but i wanna do piss stuff im so bored

someone decide how many bathroom breaks im allowed tomorrow i wanna try a challenge. tell me how many times im allowed to pee tomorrow

you can also set a fluid intake requirement (example: must drink 8oz of water every hour) and/or punishments if you want

#moth chatters #i might fall asleep soon but if i do and someone responds while im asleep its fine itll be a surprise when i wake up i guess

[spootsaline]

(( ...iiiiii think that was my scheduled big mental illness talk of the year

#mun chatters #this does happen once maybe twice every year #surprised it came so early but its mostly over (?) #so sorry abt that and back to scheduled bullshit #edit: im not saying this as like a mean or snarky thing #its just that every year i make a passionate comment on something and find out that Oh No Things are Worse Than Normal #and people are being Evil and Mean to each other in some unfounded absurd way again #again youd think id know better by now but as long as people find the weirdest things to hurt each other with i guess itll keep happening

[myownprivatcidaho]

HAVING MU GRADUATION CEREMONY TOMORROW 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

#for my associates #2 years from now itll be a bachelors :DDD #tbh community college has been such a foothold i was surprised at how much of a starting point jt could be #cause out of highschool i didnt have fuck ALL #like my gpa didnt exist and before completing even half the amount of required credit hours i just got my ged and hauled ass #like. there was some serious educational neglect in there. i had to guess my way through the science portion simce i hadnt taken a science #course since ninth grade #somehow i passed the science section just above the 50th percentile though i have NO idea how #but yeah uhhh. like i have OPPORTUNITIES like this like i have a shot at a full ride to my number one school its nuts #like. god #idk #one of the most daunting things for me in hs that made me wanna . off myself 🥴 was that i was sure i wouldnt like #do well academically and never get into any colleges #like of COURSE thats irrational reasoning ik #but like the point is. #yeah idk how to put it into words #anyways the bottom line is that i lived. #personal

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

tomorrow´s birfday of a me

#((ooc post)) #dunno what to think of it but eh #maybe I will draw a big ol pic for it tomorrow #or a quick low quality sketch #guess itll be a surprise asdfghj

[eidetic187]

>movie is mentioned in a tiktok about movies worse than meg.an is miss.ing

>look up the wikipedia page to read the plot because i like creepy shit

>MATTHEW GR.AY GU.BLER IS IN THE MOVIE?????

#;; welcome to the bread bank ( out of character ) #surprise visit by the loml i guess AKFKAKFKA #now i wanna watch it but itll probably scare the shit out of me :((( #i think hes a teacher in it though so i wanna see if its icon worthy 👀👀👀

[snailgore]

the voting is the most fun part but i have work tomorrow sooo good night everyone ilu <3 

#itll be surprise for tomorrow i guess #esc

[camryemerald]

ive been playing the sims 2 a lot since i downloaded the ultimate collection, and ive been getting good use of a few of the items from the ikea home stuff pack

ive also recently started looking into getting an end table to put in the empty space next to my desk to house a combo phonograph/cassette player/cd player so i was browsing the ikea website

and i found this table and i was like "oh ive seen this before and the name sounds familiar where have i seen this"

and it took me a second to realize it was literally the end table i used in a bunch of apartments i built recently in the game

#the sims 2 #the sims 2 ikea home stuff #product placement is an effective sales tactic i guess #granted i havent quite decided if ill get the table from ikea #but if i do theres a non-zero chance itll be one of the ones from the pack #i was also surprised by the fact they still offer the items i found #considering the pack is like 15+ years old