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#its a night
turmite · 5 months
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modern serial ports are so slutty. you mean you're a UNIVERSAL port? you'll take anything i have? 😳
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thatnonb1ny-cvmslut · 11 months
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"I love you"
That's nice, what version of this well crafted persona did you fall victim to? Was it the kind caring shoulder, the dominant voice of reason with care behind it, was it the overwhelming sense of knowing someone for a split second and feeling something other than panic?
You don't love me, you love the idea of me.
It's ok though, you'll at least have your perfect moment before I walk you out of my life. And a memory of something good to hold onto until the next person comes along.
"I love you truly"
You're lost and naive, and that's fine. You'll come to see what's here and then you'll take my hand and walk with me as I guide you out of my life.
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metfell · 2 years
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thinking abt taxidermy rat purse again
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rainboas · 3 months
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my upstairs neighbor is so loud and annoying and all he does is yell and play video games but right now he's explaining the civil war and like the entire history of slavery and the prison industrial complex to some guy in overwatch voice chat so
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nonebinary-leftbeef · 10 months
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
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mushramoo · 6 months
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I am losing it
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llovely · 3 months
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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!
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d-does-art · 2 months
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*Swaps your captains*
I re-drew this a little better.
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absolutelybatty · 4 months
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Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.
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styllwaters · 2 months
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necklace carpet sharks are SO silly and beautiful and it is of upmost importance that you all look at them
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realkilljoyhoursnow · 4 months
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Do you think we'd be friends in another universe?
Us in another universe:
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The FNAF Mikes and Vanessas would get along (sorta)
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spibder · 4 months
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made some lil sticker designs of fnaf movie human/animatronic duos :3c they r on my redbubble if u wanna stick em anywhere lols
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allagashed · 16 days
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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kostektyw · 1 year
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some buttons for the fellow voters out there
Edit: more designs and some info available here :)
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itsadancingdinosaur · 6 months
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I'm so glad the fnaf movie just kept Balloon Boy as this creepy mf. No explanation. Why is he here. Who is he. Who cares? All the jumpscares with him were great
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