#its finding it funny to idk nice

[mourningcttlfsh]

this is dj spookyswag she was born two seconds ago in a dark alleyway i found her drinking sewage and i hope she explodes

#animal jam play wild #ajpw #animal jam #aj phantoms #jamblr #beloved creature... #so so happy about the phantoms costing sapphires and not irl money #180 sapphires but still. at least its not real money #the second i realized the update was out i got on the touch pool grind on an alt acc #love this dumbass creature thing #funny how the second phantoms came out everyone and their mom immediately bought them #i know some people dont like that theres good phantoms but i do!! i think its nice #i always find it kinda weird when kids games (or any game really) is like 'hi theres two types of creature. normal one and EVILL ONEE....' #'this species is 100% evil no matter what!!!' something ab that rubs me the wrong way #i cant put a word to it though idk why #dj spookyswag

[hydatiid]

finally finished up this old pic for olivers bday you are my favourite character buddy

#he is just like me FR #sorry im about to gush abt oliver in the tags. sorry #i love how he is written so much....one his personality rules. its funny as hell #also. idk what this game wouldve done to me had i played it before i came out #i think it wouldve been..........something else. theres so many moments in it that just #man they resonate so hard. oliver as a character resonates so hard. obviously #the approach for him is so....nice. and extremely relatable #really like his hands on approach and idk i just like.....i just like him and his journey #means a lot...... #i really dont find many trans men characters that i can ACTUALLY relate to so. #its very nice to have that. thank you doggo #anyway tags over WHOOPS #dialtown #oliver swift #myart

[padfootastic]

Day 1 - Prongsfoot Week 2023

massive thanks to the lovely Jen for organising another wonderful event for us!!! you're the best <3

What are the first 5 things that pop to mind when you think about Prongsfoot?

oooh okay, okay, not as easy as u think, this one. because the only thing that pops into mind when i think about pf is like. cacophonous screaming. incoherence. a teenage fangirl running around a room, arms waving madly, mind lost in the obsession. im uh. a bit unhinged for j&s, if u couldnt tell so far lol. but i'll try.

soulmates. in every world, they're connected to each other and they'll find each other. it's a comforting thought precisely because of how tragic canon j/s is.

unattainable. both of individually, and together, are so far out of most people's leagues its not even funny. they're an intimidatingly attractive couple, and they're almost always in the middle of an inside joke that no one else understands. their friendship is inherently exclusionary and it doesnt bother them at all

affectionate beyond belief. gosh they're a public menace. in any decent society, they'd get locked up for obscenity and 'offending sensibilities' and 'outraging the modesty of people' etc etc bc theyre SO all over each other all the time. its a problem.

jigsaw puzzle. they fit like one, filling in each other's cracks perfectly. at any given time, they're what the other needs, and both consciously and subconsciously at that. seeing them together is a treat bc they're so in sync its almost unreal. even...magical, one could say ;)

larger than life. they're not. a real couple ykno? its not a relationship you'd want in reality, nor does it make sense for that to happen. it's fantastical and amazing and not constrained by practical concerns. u dont have to worry yourself with minor issues bc these two are just. *that* intertwined. i dont know how to explain this one properly haha but just know, they're not a relatable couple nor do they try to be.

#sirius black #james potter #prongsfoot #bambibelle #prongsfootweek2023 #i have been. so bad with tumblr and fic and writing these days #i dont even know if i'll be able to do this entire week but by god ill try #someone needs to teach me time management lol #but honestly. any excuse to talk about my two boys is welcome #also: the obscenity thing is mostly a joke #i just find it v funny that outraging the modesty of a woman is an actual legal concept that can get u locked up/fined wtv #like. its the funniest most absurd way to frame harassment/assault/sexual misconduct #also blanked tf out on n. 5 lol like what else do i say bruh #the last point is why im so picky ab my pf #bc the minute u write it like a real life couple im just like eh. not my cup of tea #my fav part of it is how u dont have to worry ab irl concerns w them bc theyre above it all #idk. its just. nice.

[cozylittleartblog]

do you have any advice/tips for posting art on tumblr for the first time?

I’m not new from twitter, I just don’t wanna fuck up somehow

really the two keys to posting art is 1. knowing how to use tags, and 2. having a dedicated art blog

tumblr only tracks the first 20 tags on a post, everything after that is Just For Funsies. tracked tags will show up in search, both for the whole website and on your blog.

if you're not sure what tags to use, see what other popular posters are using! i think i mentioned this in my tumblr guide post, but generally you want to tag fandom, characters, ships (if applicable), and any AUs or similar things. oh, and content warnings if those apply, too. then if you want you can try stuff like mediums and other general tags, that'd be your #art, #illustration, #fanart, #fanfic, #digital art, #(program you used), etc etc. you don't really have to use those, but if you want to keep your blog Super Extra Organized or if you're posting original content with no fandom tags to lean on then they are good options. (you can use things like #ocs, #original characters, #character design, #concept art, and genre tags for those!)

really tagging comes down to: if i wanted to find content like this post, what tags would I look in?

You want to have a dedicated art blog so you can keep your art front and center, if people have to dig to see your art or you post a lot of content they aren't familiar with aside from your art, they are less likely to stick around or follow you! this goes for all social medias really, not just tumblr. it's okay to make the occasional non-art related post, you don't have to completely separate art and artist here, but if you have an art blog you want it to be 95% things pertaining to your work. I have a main blog where I post everything that isn't my art, but occasionally I will reblog important things here or share other artists work because it's good that artists support each other :D

TL;DR - Get familiar with tumblr's tagging system and what the popular tags are for the types of artwork you want to post, and have a dedicated art blog! 💖

Bonus tip: Not everyone is online at the same time, and many people don't scroll to the bottom of their dashboards to catch up on every post they missed. You can schedule your posts so you post consistently at the same times, and you can schedule a reblog of your post later in the day. I for example will make all relevant art posts at 12PM CST, and I set the post to reblog at 8PM CST. The tumblr userbase is more active in the evenings, so if you don't post around that time it's definitely good to reblog things then!

#tumblr guide #tags #tagging system #ask #anonymous #anon #tumblr tutorial #artists on tumblr #is this helpful?? i hope its helpful #my posts always get really long but when its *me* asking for advice i like when people get really in depth #i don't want to Know what to do i want to Understand it y'know #also a funny thing about having scheduled posts is some people will dedicate it in their heads #a few times people have told me they know what time i post and its just. idk its sweet :) #''7pm its cozy time'' (7pm their local time) #also dont be shy about reblogging something you made thats a few months old or older #if you want to make a post but don't have anything new #this is tumblr its ok to look at old content here #if i don't post for a few days i'll go find something nice that my newest followers probably havent seen #and give it a lil reblog. sometimes we air reruns y'know #anyway thank you for coming to me! i hope your art acquires Notes #and if it doesn't right away that's okay too sometimes it takes time. you'll get there :)

[k1ddiecat]

Me, clueless: I think my weirdest fandom to apply agere to would be Mad Men

Brain instantly: Well actually early in season 1 Don falls on the stairs and immediately starts hallucinating a memory of his younger self, possibly triggered by the sudden violence. Also in the episode where they gave everybody speed Don ultimately ends of caught in a memory of himself being cared for as a child, that he can't understand or recognize. Both of these would be a starting point to unconcious regression being a regular thing for him.

Me: You got me there....

#theres still some fandoms i dont really see myself doing a lot of agere stuff with but i do find it funny #how my brain keeps Reciepts for regresor behavior so easily #Don is just eons away from any sort of self actualization so this would have to be a long jog from canon #but itd be nice wounnit. his cg would probably be one of his mistresses probably faye. i could see peggy being a babysitter or big sis too #idk its an interesting character question #who would be little and how and who would be most able to take care of them. #fandom agere

[widevibratobitch]

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#havent really been active on tumblr the last few days but now i came back to post another vent and fuck off again lol hiiiiii #i havent cried in way too long. ngl sobbing hysterically in your bed does hit different lol #anyway. what a great time to remind myself of every single bad thing anyone has ever said about my body and my face <3 #anyway i finished the sobbing till i cant breathe session and now my one eye hurts like there's sth stuck in it but there's nothing #but while i was digging in it trying to find sth under my eyelid that could explain the pain i really really looked at it #my friend once said my eyes are the colour of a swamp and by god she was right. #and like damn. i was never insecure about my eyes but maybe i should add that to the list. #but like whatever. like obv im not gonna start being actually insecure about mu stupid eyes but it did hit me that there is really #not a single thing about my body that i can with all confidence say is nice/pretty/whatever. not a single thing that i genuinely like. #like at best case it's 'not as bad as it could be'. like i have nothing lol. cant even honestly say something as silly as 'i like my eyes' #cause no. they look like a swamp. #idk im just so tired of trying my best all the time and still looking like a rotting leaking bag of garbage. #i try to remind myself that i dress funny and do fun make up and that is what people will notice about me but the truth is #everyone will still always see that under all that bs im just plain ugly and just generally unattractive #and ill never be able to distract anyone from that not really #like ik people who like me dont care about that but thats the thing. #im just tired of being one of the people that will always be liked/loved/whatever 'despite' sth. #like there is nothing of value in me that is NATURAL. its all fucking fake. #anyway. wish i were dead same old same old.

[kyuala]

hmm

#having Thoughts that maybe i shouldnt be having #so i have a friend who's handsome hot nice kind sweet funny etc he's like the whole package #yesterday one of our friends told him i didnt have his contact saved on my phone and we (jokingly) made a whole thing out of it #so he took the convo from our gc to our private messages to let me know he had mine saved WITH A SUNFLOWER EMOJI NEXT TO MY NAME #bc ATTENTION according to him i am little flower and im radiant like the sun so = sunflower #like 🥹🥹🥹🥹❓❓❓❓ #n then he told me i didnt have to change my pfp bc i alr looked pretty in it then he called me his love and today #we're all going to a party our friends' cheerleading squad is hosting right and he won't go bc he'll be busy that day #i was moping in the gc bc i wanted the promotional prices (im the only one who doesnt go to their uni n non student prices r higher) and #they weren't available anymore so he messaged me to tell me he'd help me go?? i said how he said he'd pay me the difference i was like 💀 #so i said okay it's only like 10 bucks and he sent me 20 like hello? i know this doesnt sound like much but we're all broke college students #so like? why did he do it #he said if he wasn't able to go he'd like to at least help me go then sent me extra w a cute little message telling me to enjoy the party #and have fun and calling me a sweet pet name now im like . Confused #bottom line is idk if he's flirting and i probably won't bc a) he's already said he doesnt know to make a move on pretty girls and b) here's #the catch: we have a mutual friend who confessed to me like 3? months ago. i turned her down for a number of reasons n i also knew they had #hooked up before so when i said no ig they started hooking up/going out again? and i wasnt fully aware of that until like. last month #and prior to that i hit on him at a party at our friend's house and all he did was stand there kinda speechless 💀 #so i took it as a no n moved on but now idk if its bc like. he was alr w her or he just got shy or if he actually just didnt want it at all #and im just imagining things. and circling back to it: i guess i wont find out bc 1) he won't do anything 2) idk whats the current status of #their relationship (ig over bc they weren't all over e/o at our last function) and 3) even if theyre not together anymore i absolutely would #not try anything behind our friend's back or w/o her knowledge or consent bc they did have something doesnt rly matter what it was and #shes still my friend above all so i gotta be mindful of her feelings for me AND for him and abt us or whatever #so yea thats something thats been on my mind since yesterday #im not like. suffering over it btw its just something on my mind that i wanted to share #i probably wont even do anything about it and then forget abt it next week lol #mari.txt #but also feel free to like comment on this or something i love it when yall r nosey lmfao

[quicktimeeventfull]

also like tbh i strongly feel that if a younger person doesn't know how to use a piece of technology that you are familiar with the correct response is to like. teach them. you know. like if you run into a child who doesn't know how to run an .exe file you can just take like five minutes out of your day to show them and then they will know. 99% of the tech we grew up is genuinely pretty simple, so if someone doesn't know how to use it it's probably a lack of familiarity more than anything else. ‘easy’ isn’t the same thing as ‘intuitive.’

ime kids are usually pretty gracious about doing it the other way around? like basically every time i've been struggling with an app or something in the presence of a younger person they've just taken my phone and showed me how to do it, or gone ahead and done it for me. so it's really not difficult to do the same for them.

#idk i feel a lot of kids don't have respect for adults bc adults are like. mean to them. #i work with a lot of kids at my job and they're often excited to teach me how to do things #its very nice actually. i will be real usually they are things i already know how to do but how are they supposed to know that u know #i always think back to being a kid and how adults were SO mean to me when i didn't know how to use like a rotary phone or w/e #i don't think they were even trying to be mean i think they just thought it was funny but ended up actively mocking me & refusing to help m #whereas like idk ONE adult spent like thirty minutes explaining to me how a dot matrix printer worked and i still think of that #& also love dot matrix printers #not that u can find them anymore but still

[dandyshucks-moving]

im happy to see an uptick of posts going around about bipoc selfshippers but it's making me have to once again attempt to mentally sort out if i fall under that label or not as a white-passing Métis person ;-;

if u notice that I'm not rbing any posts about that topic, it's because I'm still trying to sort out if I should be rbing those as a white person or as an indigenous Métis person fjfkdldl

#being mixed is weird idk fjfkdl this is confusing and my moral ocd doesnt play nice with it #it also doesnt help that my family hasnt engaged much w the culture until recently! before that it was just school events for indigenous ppl #that i was usually too scared to attend bc i was a very anxious kid and felt like i looked too white to attend djfjdkl #anyways fjfksl i promise im not ignoring any posts!! im just trying to figure out where i fit into it all #i dont want to be like... overstepping ever fjfjdkl i am trying to figure out how to engage w it before rbing anything #its a little funny to be struggling w this as a metis person bc djdkdl this is like... historically what we've struggled with as a ppl LMAO #we were often too white for the first nations ppl and always too indigenous for the white ppl fjfkdl so we made our own culture #so its just funny that im finding myself unsure and struggling w this question Yet Again SJDKSL historically and culturally accurate djfdkl #dandyshucks

[turnaboutchaos]

i find it so funny how Apollo Justice, the LOUDEST MF ON THE PLANET, does not like how fucking LOUD the Gavinner's music is. He is literally the definition of noisy boi and cannot stand loud music. Guy couldn't stand in a room with a clone of himself for 2 minutes. He'd complain about how much he yells.

#like dude what r u complaining about its not like ur all nice and quiet too #when u went to that fucking gavinners concert in aa4 you were prolly shouting ur ass off u were louder than the music #KLAVIER COULD HEAR U FROM THE STAGE FFS #idk i just find it so funny..... #hates loud things. is loud. #shutuplance🧡 #ace attorney #apollo justice #aa

[modernmutiny]

being trans is so weird bc the more comfortable I get in my gender and my transition the more I gravitate towards things I didn't allow myself to have/enjoy because of said gender

like. im afab and so ive always steered away from girly shit bc it was forced on me. my childhood bedroom was hot pink with sparkles at my moms insistence. i was forced to wear tights and heels and dresses and skirts to school. i had to wear makeup and curl my hair etc etc

now that im older and out and no one has any expectations of me, I'm starting to find myself enjoying all that again. I just bought a tacky pink watch bc I thought it was cute. I own three pairs of heels bc I like feeling tall and how they make me look, and I just bought a cute flowy skirt bc I wanted to and I like flowy skirts (w pockets ofc). I wear a little makeup and am taking steps to get my hair's natural curls back. I'm letting myself have and enjoy all the things that felt like they were restrictive requirements growing up, and I don't feel bad about it, or feel like I'm any less trans. If anything, I'd say it makes me feel more trans because I'm enjoying all these things in the same way a particularly feminine gay man would. I've met leagues of self-proclaimed fairies who are way more feminine than I am with half the self-consciousness that I've been instilled with and I find that freeing. I can cut off my tits and have a dick and short hair and also wear bright red lipstick to the club because that's what makes me feel hot and no one can make me feel like less of a man for that (insofar as I am a man, I consider myself genderqueer but if I were amab I have no doubt that I would consider myself just a particularly feminine cis queer man)

anyways idk if this resonates with anyone else but I'm super glad I've gotten to this place now where I can buy and wear and do what I want no matter if society deems it feminine or masculine just because I'm secure enough in my gender that I don't have to worry about it anymore. I'm me, and anyone who has a problem with that can fuck off out of my life.

#teddy talks #personal #long post #this is gonna sound dumb but. 90% of this gender security came from watching BBC Uncle #Val Pearson is honestly my goals in life #that one outfit in s3 at the bowling alley w the sparkly v-neck? *chef's kiss* #Val is Val and no one can decide if the character is a cis cross dresser or a drag queen or trans or whatever #its never said in the text but more importantly its never ever questioned in the show #the closest someone gets to interrogating Val on their gender is in the 1st ep when a 12 y/o kid asks #if Val's wife left bc they dress like that #which we're never told one way or the other as far as I know but Val finds the question funny #and the kid is consistently shown to be uber curious and not afraid to ask uncomfortable questions so its not just with Val #and we do get some context in that Val says they really truly loved their wife and letter they date a guy named Patrick #whos apparently super nice and accepting (we never see him) #and they do address the topic of possible rejection as well when Val plans to meet Patricks family and the mc specifically says #that if the family doesnt accept Val then they're wrong #but i just love it bc idk if anyone uses any particular pronouns for Val except the kid who uses she/her I think #and Val's daughter who calls Val dad and I think? uses he/him? #but Val never says and never corrects anyone which leads me to believe its sort of Miss Jay Alexander situation #in the 'i dont care what you call me as long as its said with love' sense #which is basically my life motto lol #anyway thx con o'neill you being hot in red lipstick and heels has healed me and solved my gender troubles

[love-birds-stuff]

love being a multishipper and a self shipper in this house amen

#idk what it is abt like reading fics abt your f/os in love that warms the heart #like ive been reading some r.hy.sothy and r.hy.sha fics recently and its so nice <3 #maybe is it bc its so hard to find a DECENT /reader fic but shrugs #love these funny guys we're all in love and holding hands #me and the bad bitches i pulled by being silly #bird chirps.txt

[dragoncarrion]

I jsuts wanted to reblog a silly transformers post and i was blocked by op. What I do

#shortext #like idk if this sounds out of touch or whatever. but why are you blocking ME #I'm literally so funny and charming and silly and nice. your loss. #but also like im not problematic or anything. my mean posts rarely get out of my circle 💀💀💀 #idk its so weird to find out im blocked by someone i dont even know lmao

[slow-button-off]

The more I read about that supposed heated exchange between the TPs the funnier it gets!

Now it's Mattia explained why they are unhappy with the TD and that TDs are not supposed to change rules and that there are other procedures for that and so on.

And Toto going off on everyone, claiming that they are all risking a big accident and what not. (Mate your car kept slamming the ground so much your driver lost feeling in his back)

Horner being a little shit by asking him if he is doing it for the cameras that were present.

Alpine were also unhappy with the TD and how Merc suddenly had a second stay of a different spec ready to go less than 24hs after the TD was released.

Edit: it has to also be added that teams have said that it's interesting that that second stay that the TD allows definitely favours Merc the most because their floor sticks out the most.

#f1 #formula 1 #toto wolff #christian horner #mattia binotto #alpine also finding the stay fhing sus is I think the main indication that its actually a bit sus because what dk they have to gain #but nice to hear that the between toto and mattia was a very onesided thing #also i do very much enjoy horner and mattia ganging up on toto #idk why but its such a funny picture in my head

[meringuejellyfish]

:-p animal crossing is making me wanna draw nice things

#mostly nice outfits .... #im also feeling very inspired by the older games. looking at images of wild world is making me go Lol ... wanna draw silly weird art #also. opened up my city folk case last night and my game was not in there. very upsetting and i have no idea where that went #i miss my wii #i want to ... check on my new leaf town. i like it there #ive been thinking about this for so long but .. im so sentimental about my original new leaf town but also want to play the game from #the beginning ... but i dunno. maybe if i find a used copy for cheap :-9 #i do want to get back to decorating my new horizons island though -w- im feelin excited about it #i think having people to actually play with this time around is. nice. idk #i do just enjoy games like this ... thats why im considering buying another copy of new leaf just so i can experience it again #its been ............ 6 years #its a little bit funny though. i dont wanna start from scratch in nh but after hours of playing i just dropped it for a long while because i #didnt really like thinking much about that time period + other silly things #but its fine . lawl #goodness ... can we talk about how bullshit it is that you can only have 1 island per switch #watever. im finally powerful enough to go crazy on my island and make it cool (LIE. splatoon 3 is coming out. fuck animalcrossin g #but also ...... i miss being big on animal crossing :-( i was on top of everything. similar feeling to when i speedrun completing the #stardew valley community center in the 1st year as fast as possible #ahh .... i love knowing things . ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh video game #where am i

[astrxealis]

damn i never thought i'd get into stardew valley this much but here we are !! makes perfect sense tho

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #heyy this adds to my roster of games that actually have Evidence #gotta play more soulsborne legitimately soon so i have more evidence of my range LMFAO ... #i love how my. taste in games is really broad tbh! i'm willing to try anything out but i do uhh am less inclined to the more popular ones? #unless i get into them by way of. personal. or without outside influence #but if there's a certain something that makes me dislike a media yeah ... i do end up more indifferent tho. ultimately #i think sdv is another huge example of how me and lune really go all in when getting into smth #like terraria. but we end up forgetting about it pretty soon after. oops! #it depends tbh on how bored we are? how much we have to do. so yeah #xiv was That for a very long time bcs we didn't really have anything else uhh insert hashtag xiv was there for us when nobody was #aaa so thankful to xiv fr. idk. i think about what it has done for me sometimes and i get really emotional! #also funny how things connect. i got back into tumblr bcs of jjk and then connected w others mostly thru gi. and then twt thru a friend i #met thru a school event wholy thru chance. who got me back into twt where i connected with others thru ff(xiv) #and i find it fascinating how people make friends irl! i think its easy for me to feel that way 1. its just who i am lol its in my nature #2. im more of a bystander so. yeah. ez for me to study people and people-watch. idm that much tbh #it's funny... hmm interesting? a bit sad too. wnvr i want to. Take A Step Further. i end up not caring anymore LMFAOOO but tbh it's really #nice in the long run! my outlook on life is pretty weird tbh like uhh... idk. hard to explain. complex #whenever i face a problem i'm. absolutely confident i'll get over it. and unfortunately i feel like that... sense of confidence is rather ra #rare*? idk. and the fact i've always known (always!) i'd love myself no matter what. even if sometimes i would be really insecure. i never #truly hated myself and i sincerely doubt i ever will. but the fact i often suceed and rise from my failures that sometimes they don't feel #like failures doesn't mean that uhh i'll end up facing my downfall through. naive confidence? i try to be self-aware and do my best for no #regrets and it's fascinating how my values in life are shaped by my past. not just me. everyone. damn. i think the formative years of a #person are so goddamn fascinating and also i'm still unsure what i want for college but it's already fucking march HELP #anyway wow. i dont want to be too harsh on myself if the What If bad scenario/s end up happening but i'll really try my best #my aunts on my dad side both got into up diliman and i'll be damned if i don't. i know i can do it. i just gotta put in a ton of effort. #okay rambles bye bye #also i've been staying up until 3/4 ever since break LMFAOOO SDV HAS RUINED ME dw i'll be good again next week lmfao