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both halves of the og slash ship were played by jewish actors. think about that, fandom blogs, before you decide to be antisemitic. the 60's housewives who paved the way for your beloved au and pwp fanfictions were writing about a couple of jewish guys. you western fujos would be NOTHING without jews. keep that in mind.
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next week marwa is going to proposition guillermo to be the third in her and nandors marriage and there's absolutely nothing any of us are going to be able to do about it
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time for a meduka meguca otp choice "what it says about you" style roast!
homura and madoka:
basically canon. toxic Yuri staple food. you were weirdgirl aligned at some point, are a weirdgirl, or you really like squishmallows. probably have been on psych meds I'M JUST SAYINGGGG!!! WHY'S EVERYBODY MAD I'M JUST SAYI-
Sayaka and Kyoko:
good taste. question how's your relationship with your parents answer quickly. you like mcr don't you. did you go through a stereotypical weeb phase. don't lie to me have you said kawaii in English conversation. you buy pocky or have bought pocky fairly regularly huh. do you play rhythm games?? you sick fuck???
madoka and Sayaka:
you're so stable while also being a pmmm fan it grosses me out. how does it feel? do you want an anime lesbianism award? get out of my face. you have impeccable taste. you probably have friends, freak. have fun kissing them or whatever (not jealous voice)
Mami and homura:
you like your enemies to lovers as violent as possible huh? I like your taste in drama. homura probably thought about it too. this is telenovela levels of anime girl otp choice. when did you develop a mommy kink? or are you the one who owns fishnets and platform boots. you don't have to pay for hot topic black lipstick it's not good. take my hand. we can go to CVS. we can even go to Sephora.
madoka and Mami:
oh you're a real Yuri fan. you kind of scare me. power couple tbh. they would have been so good in a different less tragic genre. what's your favorite otome game answer quickly I know you have one. did you watch/read nana? or was it magical girl utena that did this to you. you know how to read tarot cards I can smell it.
Sayaka and Mami:
go see a therapist. I love you but you have to talk to someone. you understand the character arcs right? jeez are you okay? do you need a hug? it's gonna be okay. you don't have to be perfect.
kyoko and homura:
holy fuck you're based. so when did you start your gender journey? how many tattoos and/or piercings do you have? do you have a skateboard you don't use or a guitar you don't use I know you have one.
hitomi and Sayaka and/or madoka:
what did they do to you at gay camp. like you're right but why did you choose this. I hope you're doing well. reclaim that cross baby. remember not to bootlick the rich even if they're pretty. you just want everyone to be happy though, and I respect that.
Mami and Kyoko:
you confuse me. but I respect it. I want to dissect your mind. I can't even picture this pairing but they're my two favorite characters. the manga? ... girl go outside.
junko and saotome:
×[I can't find an image of them at the bar, which is an international tragedy. That's fine though I was running out of pictures I can put on this post.]×
you're just based. you're hilarious witty charming and have a huge weenor. however how does it feel to have just picked side character aged up madoka x Sayaka. you need an insane woman bad huh. do you identify as a meow meow? you should make me sick, but I want to hang out with you. good choice.
SPEED ROUND!!; the STRAIGHTS
Sayaka and kyosuke: alright hetero Jessica how did you get here? how's being a cuck for mickey mouse going? don't lie to me I know you're a Disney freak. what happened here? how are you still that into Hamilton at this point?
kyosuke and hitomi: no it isn't. you are lying.
junko and madoka 's dad (I'm not looking up his name he's madoka's dad fr): I have no roast for you. you're right. they're beautiful. you just didn't want to admit your choice is actually madohomu because it's basic sounding though huh
BONUS ROUND
anyone involving magia record: please consume less madoka media. I say this as a freak myself. go outside, I'm begging you. this is worse than reading the manga. you probably did that too. it's okay. take my hand. we can look at the flowers.
anything involving kyubey: one, stop lying. this is less funny than hitomi and kyosuke. two, seek help... okay if it's homura it's a little funny.
anything involving Charlotte / Bebe / Nagisa: go to jail.
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in breath of the wild it´s implied society in hyrule consists mostly of isolated villages (i know some are called cities but honestly no location seen is big enough for a city) which ok makes sense, society got thrown back to early sedentarism, before humanity developed complex states
but then why do the stables exist. by implication random travellers must be the main clientele and reason for existing of the stables, but if there is no greater state why would people travel all that much? not only that, who keeps the roads safe from monsters (of which there are a lot) and bandits (which there aren´t but realistically would exist)? in summary breath of the wild is a 0/10 game because stables exist
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What is the best ever ice cream flavor ever
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