#its like the cain instinct

[jondoe279]

batgirl (2000)

#having fun reading this shes so funny. gets her brain scrambled so she can understand language and immediately starts using it #to call people idiots. cass cain <3 #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #comic #also the end of this issue was insane. batgirl lets herself get shot MULTIPLE TIMES to prevent others from dying and when she wakes up #batman says why would you do that….. its suicidal…….. cass says ‘on instinct.’ and batmans response? GOOD ANSWER. sorry but thats so fucked #im so obsessed with the two of them. literally like father like daughter

[hermit-searching]

honestly I think this is exactly how it would go

#theo art #rottmnt #rise donnie #rise leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #miyamoto usagi #i haven't perceived him since 2003 so be nice to me <3 #hes so worried #like it was one thing when 03 Don was out for Usagi's blood #its another when its Rise Donnie out for his Leo's #Cain instinct be like #theo shitpost

[captaincolorblob]

I cant decide which option is funnier, Draxum getting the turtles from a pet store or stealing them from a zoo. Imagine this 6″8 armored humanoid goat walking into a store/zoo and you’re just confused and terrified and all he does is yoink some baby turtles and maybe break an employees neck

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #barum draxum #dia rambles #i think zoo is more likely cause i doubt alligator snapping turtles specifically are able to be bought from regular stores #HOWEVER i think the pet shop option is WAY funnier #especially if you imagine its a human one cause idk if the hidden city would have regular animals #i also had to google how tall barry is and just got reminded how much taller everyone seems than they actually are #like you mean to tell me Raphael 'build like a tank' Hamato is JUST barely 6 ft????? #i'm cursed by the fact that leo is the same height as me #he either needs to be taller then me so i could kick him in the metaphorical balls by lifting my knee or short enough to easily punt him #yes i am a donnie kinnie yes the cain instinct comes with that why do you ask

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

You can tell it's Don because Bart never displayed the Cain Instinct.

#seriously whens the last time Bart's met a speedster and not immediately tried to pick a fight? #like genuinely #when #and theres zero Cain Instinct with this mysterious new kid? biggest indicator it's Don tbh #can't have a Cain Instinct with your dad. its a sibling thing #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #impulse #bart allen #don allen #one minute war

[batfamhyperfixation]

I need more content of Tim's jealousy when other siblings come in and become close to Dick. Like every time someone says Damian is Dick's favorite it hurts my heart a little cause I know how Tim would feel.

It's one thing for a younger sibling to grow up with you, cause like at least then you all have your defined roles and it's like what you know so you aren't stepping on one another's toes, but like it's something completely else to have a sibling who is already grown up come into the family and become siblings with your sibling.

It is just like that longing feeling when you see them together and like they haven't known each other as long yet they seem closer to your sibling than you are, and everyone knows they are the favorite and you are just like how do they get along so well with so little effort.

I need more Tim and Dick content like this. The boy went from being Dick's only sibling still around (aka no competition for being brothers and nothing to compare it to) to being like 1 of 5 of dick's siblings, and I know this also goes in reverse where the newer sibling is jealous of the older two siblings for already having the established bond, but I dont see enough of Tim having bitter envy of how close Damian and Dick are despite not knowing each other as long, like you want angsty relationships DC, show me this instead of just everyone trying to kill Tim, show me silent envy that grows more and more as it slowly decays a sibling relationship instead of like a weird ritual where if you wanna be apart of the family you have to attempt to kill tim

#sometimes i just need angsty tim #not tim getting targeted by siblings or tim getting annoyed at siblings #just Tim who finally became brothers with his idol and hero and formed a relationship with having to watch as it goes from their small #contained group of dick tim Bruce and babs where tim is like the best brother dick has got to everyone especially damian coming in #and tim feeling crowded out and jealous as damian and dick become closer than tim and dick ever were and tim slowly pulls away #and at first dick not even noticing and tim feeling guilty every time a dispute comes up and feeling guilty over how happy he feels when #damian ticks dick off and tim starts throwing himself into other things and flakes/cancels on things he and dick have planned and #finally one time tim and dick are sitting around and tim is like i miss how close we were and dick laughing is like well you're so busy now #and tim is like 'well its not like you need me anyway you have damian and jason and cass and duke and- nevermind' tim cuts himself off #dick is like 'timmy you know im still here for you just like before' and tim is just like 'yeah sure whatever' and heads out and then dick #starts noticing that tim is keeping him at arms length so he keeps trying to connect and he sees how tim keeps getting close with others #but that he refuses to with dick and then the jealousy is both ways and slowly they start to come together again as brothers and things #arent quite the same and probably will never be but they are still brothers and they love each other #but things are complicated when you go from the only sibling to having like 5 siblings and i want that explored more #i want these complex sibling relationships dc. give me this over trying to kill tim. there is more to siblings than the cain instinct. #anyway thats my rant #tim drake #dick grayson #batkids #batfam #bat family #batsiblings

[lady-ika]

hands you love and peace

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #no trimax bc i hadnt read it yet and cannot decipher his hair in any vers apparently #also why is 98 vash's glasses wiggly #my brain is infected with this blonde twink fr #im sorry everyone who follows me im having a mental breakdown and vash is the only thread keeping me sane #weird that my brain looks for a new blorbo every time its about to self destruct #anyway hope yall enjoy #drawing #art #digital art #i should post my fave lil panels from the manga #also what do vash and wolfwood have going on bc its not straight but i personally dont see it as romantic #but they sure do have cain instinct embedded in them #i think about the scene in tristamp of of vash sneezing and getting caught and wolfwood fucking bashing him #its v funny to me #its more obvs w meryl and im rooting for her but im headcanoning that its unrequited regardless of if vash is aware of her feelings or not #mainly bc i think of vash and the sex workers and him pretending to be asleep bc he doesnt feel like he deserves uhhh any of that #so tldr either wolfwood or meryl having any romantic feelings for vash its v sad for them regardless of if theyre returned or not #hey why did i start talking about this #uhhh i forgor anyway #hey spoilers for trimax/stampede #does it fuck anyone else up that wolfwood is like. probably still technically maybe a teenager bc of all the shit #bc it fucks me up #poor wolfwood #also is badlands canon bc im trying to stick w canon shit for now bc fan shit (affectionate) poisons me and i need a functioning brain #for work yknow? i printed vash stickers to put on my phone so i have a reset point when i get overwhelmed but boy do i not like having #an anime character prominently on my phone where people can see him #i saw a patient glance at my phone bc i had coloured it in bc its black and white

[possibly-not-a-ghost]

I am a simple person. I just want John Constantine to get bullied by Danny and Dani. Just drag him, kids. Ruin this whole man's day and then adopt him.

#I don't know why I want to see John suffer I do #john constantine #dp x dc #Its like he activates my cain instincts or something #Danny tries to claim him as a younger sibling (He's not. He really is not but Time Hijinks) #But John can't exactly prove that with the murals #rook posts stuff

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

MAC. MAC. MAC. I'M ON HANNIBAL S2E9. WHAT THE FUCK MAN. this is gettign insane. i don't have much else to say except whaaaaaat the fuckkkkk dude. "i sent a man to kill you, you sent a man to kill me. i suppose we're even." I'M GOING TO START GNAWING ON FURNITURE. wagh. hannibal isn't lying to will anymore, he's just not saying anything because will already KNOWS. he KNOWS. he doesn't HAVE to say anything it's all unspoken. i thought will was either gonna become his partner in crime or hide his crimes from the fbi while feeling conflicted about it but no. it is a secret third thing. and i don't even know what the fuck that thing is but BOY IT SURE IS SOMETHING!!!! also it's getting quite gay?? there may have been straight sex scenes on screen but that is nothing compared to the eroticism of whatever the FUCK is going on between these two. what the fuck man. i gotta go lay facedown on the floor for a bit. i'll start ep10 soon. hopefully finish the season either tonight or tomorrow morning. very looking forward to the season finale. WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!!

ITS A SECRET THIRD THING !!!!!! god. season 2 is so. ugh. i think season 1 is my favorite overally but s2 has some absolutely fucking banger moments. yeah. whats gayer. gay sex or whatever the fuck those two have going on etc. god i CANNOT wait for u to see the finale. im not gonna give u any hints but i promise you. You Will Know the scene im talking about when it happens. good lord.

#season 3 is the weakest in my opinion. its still good but it didnt capture my attention quite the same. #also hiiiii whsikey i am soooo tired im sorry this isnt longer but just know i am LOVING ur hannibal liveblogs. #sorry about freddie btw <3 #except not really bc oh my god i could not stand her. #DONT GET ME WRONG. shes an EXTREMELY well written and interesting character and i think the show would be worse without her. #however. i see a nosy annoying firey redhead and it is ON SIGHT. she activates my cain instinct i think. #like i love her but also i think i would like to punch her <3 #HAVE YOU MET THE VERGERS YET. I CANT REMEMBER WHETHER THEYRE SEASON 2 OR 3. i need to tell u my verger story #actually. wait. hold on. maybe theyre season 3. let me google something rq. #asks #friends!!! #anachronistic-falsehood

[abyssmalice]

"Big brother can cook, clean, take care of children, fight really good, is rich, can be nice to people if he actually wants to, I guess he looks handsome (whatever that means), dance, and has a few decent principles when he's not being stupid..."

Frowns deeply. "I don't like it. He sounds too perfect. I think he needs to be even more stupid. Should I hit him on the head and make him lose a few braincells?"

#ic | (heard and loved); #(seeing a tweet like ''hey reminder childe can dance'' and im like ohhh right he can! ... on top of everything else he can do!) #(cue disgruntled toni waking up bc for whatever reason she made it her life mission to oppose every childe while sticking to them like glue #(cain instinct too strong in this girl.................................... its truly instinctive in her.....)

[plasticanwires]

CONGRATS TO KAITO KUROBA SHINICHI KUDO COUSINS REVEAL BE FREE IN YOUR SIBLINGISM BOYS

#its movie canon which =/= canon also it might be proven fake bc conan loves its yaoibait merch income too much but oh my fucking god #this is too hilarious #i used to ship shinkai when i was like. 15. for 4 months. before i rewatched some conan and honestly shinran/hakukai/aokai all have way #more interesting dynamics sooo v quickly im a canon ship/hakukai truther #shinichi and kaito in each other's presence turn into clowns and need to physically mutilate one another (cain instinct) #who is surprised. yeah #conan posting sorry

[positivityjediprince]

In the Clan Mudhorn family wing living room:

Luke: *minding his own business on the sofa*

Cara: *Yeets pillow at him, without looking up from her holopad*

Luke: "Ow?! What was that for???"

Cara: 🖕

Luke: ??????????

The Cain instinct is incomprehensible

#its that pesky caine Instinct again! #i miss these two i havnt written them in a while #luke skywalker #cara dune #mudhorn morons #dinluke #implied like all my stuff lmaaaooo

[arundolyn]

the funniest thing i think about the LA vocal cover of lust sin is the line "i must give them hope to believe"

jin kisaragi

the most hope inspiring guy in blazblue, surely

#crow.txt #blazblueposting #the only thing he inspires in anyone ever is cain instinct in ragna and weird comphet in tsubaki #and fear in noel bc he likes to be so hateful to his little sister for no reason. #ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE WHO IS THIS SONG ABOUT #CAUSE IT IS NOT JIN KISARAGI THESE LYRICS ARE ABOUT #maybe the idealized 'hero of ikaruga' version of him seen by his peers and the public #which will be shattered in like .05 seconds if you say 2 words to him ever #and ARENT tsubaki yayoi but only sometimes in certain parts of the story where he decides to be nice to her #he has so many issues always. my god #i choose to believe that was a weird oblique ky kiske reference and nothing else #fuck honestly this might as well be a song about like. ky in the holy order or something. that literally fits better #you tell JIN KISARAGI to make an inspiring speech and he leaves the fucking room bc he will not bother

[themetallicnemesis]

Sensei swap au

I believe Aspheera and Wu would solely get married to fuck with Garmadon specifically. Except no the wedding is making them less evil and actually totally in love for realisies.

YES!!!!!! They turn the mushiness up to 11 whenever garmadon is in the room just because they think it's hilarious to annoy him

Garmadon keeps complaining about them but guess who still came to the wedding anyway (even bringing a wedding gift with him)

#the other ninjas dont like seeing wuspheera together either like #thats their ex-sensei and the lady who threw giant fire snakes on the city #like even if wu is evil now they're still a little protective of him deep inside #but they're definitly dealing with it better than garmadon is #BDKSHDKSBDKS #its the cain instinct mixed with him not standing to be near aspheera

[timewontwait]

it really depends on the scourge because there are different dynamics are play here, but so far the overall deduction he has is

you keep trying to fight me, it's funny

you keep trying to fight me, it's annoying

you keep trying to fight me, it's kinda cute

#🌀 — later guys! i’m outta here. ❪ ooc. ❫ #with him being game versed and all #he doesnt know who the guy is or has history with him #unless its nyx's scourge lmao in which case the cain instinct runs strong with them #generally though scourge (as a character) hasn't really... done anything to make hero dislike him #at worst he just finds him annoying and kinda.. djfhs embarrassing?? #'you mean to tell me in another dimension i act like THAT' #he hasn't really done anything (yet) to warrant hero's wrath though #so he's kinda just like 'meh'

[honestsister]

I have this thing where, I see characters with an interesting dynamic that I feel doesn't qualify as romantic or sexual that I want to explore but am concerned people will misinterpret or project their interpretations onto so I just write them as siblings.

Anyway I'm writing an au where Vincent takes Sephiroth and escapes hojos lab then they're taken in by Clouds mom.

#honest blurbs #i know it doesn't erase people actually shipping them but its comforting knowing that they cant read that into my writing #also i get why people ship them just like i get why people ship a lot of things i dont ship #it just doesn't feel right and i want to see a different version of this relationship #also also i want to see aus of sephiroth as a normal fucking dude who has a (semi) normal family #also also also normal dude! seph crushing on genesis from afar #also ×4 cloud giving into cain instinct and bonking seph with a cardboard tube #counting this as #au dump #in case i forget

[internetwerewolf]

I can never follow too many accounts relating to any of my special interests or else I start getting territorial like a wild dog. It’s never anything personal I'm just insane and hysterical 

#ITS SO FUNNY ILL NEED TO LIKE SIT DOWN IN THE DARK AND QUIET FOR A LITTLE WHILE #its like a cain instinct