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#its more realistic to be from the moon than from the sun tho
zeldasnotes · 9 months
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UNDERRATED POWER PLACEMENTS
(According to me)
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Cancer Moon
These people are so sweet and family oriented. But what Ive noticed with people with this placement is that they have that almost scary kind of cunning that we see in movies. This is a real ”femme fatale” placement. Ive had a lot of friends with Cancer Moon and they all had people fall head over heels for them. These women know how to use their femininity and societys view of women to their advantage. They know when to bring out Eve and when to bring out Lilith. This is the family matriarch placement. Ive seen the coldest of people fall for the charm of these women. And they dont need to do much, their energy does it for them. Think Marissa Cooper from The OC who constantly had people fight for her or Brooke Logan in Bold and the Beautiful who came from nothing and became the family matriarch of the richest family in LA. People want to be their knight in shining armour.
Virgo Mars
Mars is strategy and virgo is perfection. Combine these and we have a dangerous person who can make the perfect plan to reach a goal… or take you down. Aries Mars will beat you up and go to jail, Scorpio Mars will ruin your life and their own in the process, Cancer Mars will cry about it, Sag Mars will leave town owing you money but Virgo Mars? They will make the perfect plan and nobody will know it was them bc they are so cute and innocent. They have a purity in doing things so that people wont know its them, i think pisces and virgo have this in common. Being the puppeteer to not get their own cute innocent little hands dirty.
Moon aspecting Saturn
Yes this aspect can unfortunately make a person very insecure and horribly critical towards themselves. But they are also incredibly strategic. They think before they act and it comes naturally for them. These people can be cold as ice if they have to. They can turn off their feelings when needed, not saying that that is something positive or cool but in this world its sometimes needed. They are goal oriented and their often low self esteem (sorry) makes them incredibly perfectionistic and social climbers. These people are realists and use logic when making decisions instead of using their emotions. Because of this they almost always get what they want. Saturn is also all about social status and these people know how status works. They know how to behave to be taken seriously. In a room full of people these people know how to get noticed by important people.
Mercury aspecting Neptune
We all know these people have a good sense of fantasy so ofc they can be super good at coming up with ideas. But they also sound innocent and like they are less intelligent than they actually are, so people are not prepared for them. Nobody would think that cute guy with Mercury/Neptune who falls over words and pronounce words wrong on purpose could be calculating? These people know what to say to make you feel like shit just like Mercury/Pluto and Mercury/Mars but they will just do it in a nicer way. They also have soothing voices even tho its not as ”in your face” as Venus conjunct Mercury. Voices are actually proven to be very important when it comes to how people respond to you. A harmonious voice makes people want to believe you and it also makes people find you more attractive and more pleasant to be around.
Ceres conjunct Sun or Ascendant
Making people feel safe and nurtured around you is super beneficial bc there is nobody who can resist that. Not everybody fall for beauty or intelligence but most people will fall for someone who makes them feel safe and special. These people are just so soft and warm. Marilyn Monroe have Ceres in the 1st house and she had that plump look and comforting energy that ceres gives. It can even be felt through the screen. This makes these people attract a lot of admirers because you become addicted to being around them. People with mommy issues will follow these people like puppies.
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prfctvlvt · 3 years
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what planet are you truly from?
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Heyyy!
Here fr d game!
Umm im guessing ur an pisces mercury*hehe jst types wht comes to mind at 1st
Also i wont mind if u post it publicly or send me privately
Here is my birthchart(tropical)
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Lawl SUSPENSE..Hehe
Anw Have a great day/night ahead🤍🥂
Guessing was fun tho..evn if i guessed wrng one💀🤣
Hey!! You did guess wrong, sorry about that xd but it's oki, don't worry about it! Have a good day too ^^
Welcome to your reading. Please remember to send feedback.
First impressions when looking at your chart: you don't have a lot of aspects, but a lot of them are exact: that wedge patter between Saturn, Venus and Mercury is very exact; you have an even distribution of planets among the signs and the houses; also, the angles (except IC) all conjunct planets or points
SUN IN AQUARIUS
As an Aquarius, you are quirky, aloof, dreamy and humanist. People may think you're awkward and detached, which is probably true for you since your Sun is at 0º of Aquarius. Your originality and uniqueness are probably the things you love about yourself the most. Your mind is also quite agile, which allows you to fulfil your dreams. Nevertheless, we cannot ignore the fact that the Sun is in Detriment in the sign of Aquarius. This means that the Sun can struggle here, making you feel confused as to who you are and how you can express yourself. You very much value your independence and your rebelliousness. However, you can be stubborn to a fault when it comes to your thoughts and opinions.
SUN IN THE 7TH HOUSE
The Sun in the house of Libra shows that you really enjoy socializing and that's also where you shine the most brightly. The Venusian influence gives you charm and elegance, which cause people to flock to you. Also, you may show your true colours in relationships, particularly romantic ones. Having someone close to you will allow you to achieve a better understanding of yourself. You do well when it comes to working with others; this placement helps the detached, independent Aquarius Sun to be more sociable and better appreciate others. Also, the Venus influence can make people look up to you and see themselves in you, something that doesn't really happen with Aquarius Suns in generally. You may do well in associations or organizations because you have a need to be in society.
MOON IN CAPRICORN
Once again, you have a planet in Detriment. Capricorn, the sign of Saturn, struggles to feel and voice the emotions they experience. Therefore, it is natural that the Moon finds this sign difficult. You think too much. Perhaps you had a complicated relationship with your mother, which may have caused you to repress your emotions. Capricorn placements, in general, tend to grow up and mature quite early, which leads to unhealthy coping mechanisms; you had to raise your walls up high, so you struggle to let anyone in. You may also be socially awkward. At the same time, you may seek validation from society, which is one of the things that may give you that emotional security that you deeply seek. You should work on letting your guard down; emotions are not the enemy, it's okay to feel what you feel. Let out your inner child once in a while.
MOON IN THE 6TH HOUSE
Here, the Moon is in the house of Virgo (but lying almost on top of the Descendant). There is a strong connection between body and mind. You seek emotional safety through your work and other acts of service; you want to be useful to people and to spend your time wisely. You may be a workaholic. Your routines are very important to you; you can get distraught if someone messes with your daily habits. Your health may be a concern to you, but since your Moon is harmoniously aspected, I'd say you're generally healthy. Nevertheless, watch for any hereditary diseases or problems with food or alcohol. The square with Mars suggests to me that you can quickly let out your anxieties. You like discipline, organization and cleanness; you are determined in the pursuit of your goals. You may have a vocation to work directly with people. Your moods may change quickly.
MERCURY IN CAPRICORN
With Mercury in Capricorn, you speak in a very structured, pondered way. You are very analytical and it shows in the way you communicate. You're a realist, but people may think you're more pessimistic. You definitely tend to be pessimistic at times, as well as distrustful and sceptical. You like to research, to gather information before speaking. You're concrete in your thinking, logical and organized. You take your time to make decisions; you weigh all the pros and cons carefully. Probably not the one to daydream or have many fantasies; you prefer the realistic and achievable. Although you're mostly serious, you can be playful sometimes.
MERCURY IN THE 6TH HOUSE
Capricorn Mercury is similar to Mercury in the house of Virgo. You are probably a perfectionist person, determined and organized. You analyse everything, yourself and your emotions included. You're very critical, especially of yourself. You hold everyone to high standards; once again, yourself the most. Like Capricorn Mercury, you can have pessimistic tendencies. You probably repress your feelings and rationalize them instead. Additionally, your knowledge can progress through daily life experiences and through your body. You should practice meditation and mindfulness because your anxiety and stress may have a direct effect on your bodily health.
VENUS IN PISCES
Venus is exalted in Pisces. This sign is intuitive, empathetic and emotional, which are traits that Venus likes. You feel everything and negative energies really get to you, so it's important that you find a partner that gives you emotional stability. You make a good lover, for you are caring and sensitive to people's needs, especially your partner's. Venus here gives you ethereal, alluring vibes. You can seem almost magical to people. You can be very protective of those you love, selfless; you can even sacrifice yourself for them. You're a daydreamer, you live in your own fantasy world. You have great aesthetic taste and you're quite romantic. However, be careful not to be taken advantage of; your too-good nature can land you someone whose intentions are far from the best.
VENUS IN THE 8TH HOUSE
Venus here acquires some Scorpio traits, namely the need to get a deep connection with someone. You are a person of extremes, not of middle-terms. In this sense, you can get effortlessly get people to open up to you, to tell you their deepest, darkest secrets. Since the (H also rules other people's money, you may get rich through an inheritance or a good marriage. Also, people may trust you with their money. In love, too, they aspire to learn everything about their partner. You seek transformative relationships, ones that will allow you to experience a different range of emotions, another dimension, even. Casual relationships are probably not your thing. You can get too controlling and dominating, so beware of that. Also, financial security is important to you; you may even have a job that has directly to do with money.
ARIES MARS
Here, Mars is in its rulership. You are quite reckless and impulsive in your actions. You like to be the first, to be the pioneer (much like Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac). You have a knack for leadership and people tend to be happy to follow your lead. You are quite competitive in just about everything; you can have a sour loser. You are quick to get mad, but after you explode, your anger will be gone in an instant. You are great at achieving goals because Mars helps you to stay motivated and determined; you are quite persistent and usually get what you want. You can also work well under pressure. Laziness is not in your blood. Your independence is quite important to you, as are your opinions. You can be quite stubborn and difficult to argue with, simply due to your relentlessness.
MARS IN THE 9TH HOUSE
Your Mars is in the house of Sagittarius. This placement allows you to acquire the necessary willpower for the journey to the expansion of knowledge and discovery. Your actions should help you with the acquisition of further knowledge, as well as ideas and strengthening your freedom. This placement goes against the need of routine imposed by your 6th house placements; Mars here wants you to get out there, be free, have fun, think about life, yourself and the universe. You have strong morals and philosophical ways. This placement may make you strongly seek, hunt, even, the truth of the fundamental questions. On another note, you can develop an attraction to foreign people and may wish to move away from home swiftly and without hesitation. This can be abroad too.
JUPITER IN VIRGO
Jupiter is in Detriment in Virgo. Whilst Jupiter is all about philosophy, the higher mysteries and expansion, Virgo seeks for the concrete, for what it knows, for the logical and rational. Therefore, this placement requires work. You are sceptical, you need to think and analyse everything before you come to a conclusion. Growth is achieved through responsibilities and being useful to others. A bit of idealism would be good, Jupiter struggles in Earth signs. You may think that you know more than you actually do, that you see the bigger picture when that is not true. Be careful not to grow an ego. Your beliefs will be challenged in this lifetime. You have a desire to help people, and in relationships too you want to do everything in your power to aid your partner.
JUPITER IN THE 2ND HOUSE
This placement generally brings good luck when it comes to money and other worldly possessions. You may also like to spend money, more on your loved ones than on yourself. You may be big into giving gifts. In order to reach that emotional security, you may wish to surround yourself with material items that, to you, hold great value and importance. Once you understand how better to acquire that stability, you may become rather generous with your money. You want a comfortable lifestyle. Like Venus in the 8th house, you may be good at managing your possessions, thus causing others to go to you for financial advice. You may not show it, but you have strong philosophical convictions, which may prove to be impossible to change.
SATURN IN CANCER
Saturn is in Detriment here, which makes it four planets in Detriment in your chart. You may feel a strong need for emotional safety, which could manifest as a fear of abandonment. There may also be some emotional blockages present that you struggle to overcome. Saturn retrograde, being the planet of Karma, may difficult your mission in life. You could be stuck on an unresolved trauma from a past life. This may be represented by a figure of authority in this life, perhaps your father. Instead of attempting to reconcile your past, try to accept the world changing around you. You may be too afraid to venture into the world and to open your heart; accept that it is part of life. Find people that give you that security, but don’t pour out your entire soul to them; find a balance. Not everything can be kept in our hearts, but not everything should be shared, either.
SATURN IN THE 12TH HOUSE
This is quite a strong and powerful placement: you have the planet of karma in the most karmic house. Also, according to Hellenistic Astrology, Saturn has its joy in the 12th house. You may be afraid to mess with the subconscious because your emotions may overtake you. Saturn is related to blockages and yours may be due to paranoia, which is characteristic of Neptune and Pisces. You may repress parts of yourself that you are not happy about, which makes you feel better, but, at the same time, paranoia can set in and make you wonder if that is the right thing to do. That aside, you may also struggle with poor self-esteem and doubts about yourself and life. There can be problems of guilt of some sort, perhaps even related to your life itself. It is very vague, but my thoughts about this placement are, in short, that, from birth, there have been deep traumas within you that have blocked your inner peace. What does are, I do not know. ⬛️
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saiangelo999 · 5 years
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2019 T.v. show Tracker
Part 2
Animes
Mo Dao Zu Shi
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Finished it. Read the novel. Checking out the Cdrama (The Untamed). Obsessed. Watch it, it’s worth it. 
Currently watching season two! Jing Ling is so precious and all the chibis are SO CUTE!
Dororo
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In progress (~episode 20) - Love it so far! Excited to see where it goes!
Update: Dororo was always precious but I just appreciate this child more and more as the episodes continue. I really enjoyed the lighter episode with the opposite village and the swordsmaster. Also, I am glad that Itachi finally died... but tbh I can’t hate him. Dororo is soo forgiving, my precious child. 
Edit: Completed. Enjoyed the story and the way that it was wrapped up.
My Roommate is a Cat
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Completed - Loved it! Super cute, fluffy and touching. Fun to watch! Really enjoyed the show and REALLY want more! Please make a season 2!!
Fruits Basket 2019
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It’s definitely doing its job of hitting the heartstrings true to Fruits Basket lore (I loved the manga). That opening (1) tho is so depressing really setting the mood for the show I guess... I’m excited for more and aware of the pain that is yet to come. But I am excited (and hopeful) to see them do justice to the plot this time. Update: s1 is almost over and I really enjoyed it! 
One Punch Man
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Loved it!! Finished season one! It was way too short... Will watch season two when all the episodes come out! I actually found the show to have a lot of parallels with The Disastrous Life of Saiki which could be the reason that I enjoyed it so much. I really don’t know how all the fans who watched it when it was first released could have waited so long for season two.
Ruroni Kenshin
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Randomly started it cuz I was planning on watching it for a while and it was on Netflix so I thought - why not. Liking it so far but I haven’t gotten very far yet so it’s hard to form an opinion atm.
Dramas
Bad Guys
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Completed - Good Binge. 
It was very addicting, very interesting premise that captured my attention initially. It’s a good binge, but around episode 10 the show, the show sort of fizzled out for me. The hitman’s storyline (Jung woo) was a bit too melodramatic for my taste and was a bit off-putting, however I absolutely loved the psychopath’s story. That definitely kept me hooked throughout. One huge plus of this show is the action, and it is a lot of fun to watch if you don’t think about the show too much.
Gibo to Musume no Blues
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Completed - Loved it!  I’d highly recommend it!
This show was so adorable and so sweet and fun to watch from start to finish. I really enjoyed this slice of life and the warm stepmother and stepdaughter relationship throughout the show. It was very heartwarming to watch. I loved how all the characters were treated with respect and didn’t seem like hollow caricatures, I liked the relationships portrayed in the show and the general warmth that this show had throughout.
I am still not over what happened to Ryoichi :( , but I can say that I absolutely loved every single character in this show. The baker definitely grew on me more and more throughout the later half of the show and he became very lovable. Overall, this was a great drama that I am glad I checked out!
Children of Nobody/ Red Moon Blue Sun
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Completed - Loved it! 15/10 would recommend!
This drama was really really gripping. I like how the story didn’t feel very formulaic, and I admit I was quite unsure what was going on in the first 2 or so episodes. But once the plot line was set in motion, I was along for the ride. One huge reason for that is probably the main character Cha Woo Kyung, she won me over very quickly and her backstory was very intriguing. I also really like Yi Kyung’s character as well as his team, though it did take me a while to warm up to him. The children all did a phenomenal job as well - I especially like Ha Na and Si Wan’s acting.Si Wan is another huge factor that kept me watching, the child actor did a great job!
One thing I definitely appreciated with this show was how morally grey all the characters were, it made them more relatable. If I were to compare it to similar mystery/crime kdrama’s I’ve seen, I think so far this would rank the highest - the plot was engaging, the characters were interesting, there was absolutely ZERO focus on developing a romantic relationship and the topic - abuse (child primarily) was handled well.
Her Private Life
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Really loving Ryan Gold so far!! He’s actually super considerate and kind? Love it! Quite like the female lead as well. Love her relationship with her best friend, they are absolutely adorable! Not too happy about what I heard about the Eun Gi thing where they did the Reply staple of making the viewers assume that he’s her brother only to find out he’s interested in her romantically and that they aren’t blood-related... why is this trope so popular? This reminds me a lot so far of Reply 1997. 
Update: show is moving on in a very cliche way... extremely predictable so far. Will maybe stick w it bc I love Ryan’s character and the couple are adorable. TBH I didn’t start this for the plot. Another gripe that I have is just why do kdramas always do the thing where the main couple are meant to be and met during their childhood? I don’t get why that’s so popular... But I do respect the fact that Ryan’s real mom did not abandon him and that arc was resolved quickly.
Overall, it was better than a lot of other dramas in this genre and it was done with much less unnecessary drama. I appreciated how the side characters were handled and liked that they were given time to have their own sub-plots. A decent show all in all.
The Fiery Priest
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Loved it! I like the mix of the action and comedy that was showcased in the show. I found this show to be very similar in the plot structure, comedy (to an extent) and characterizations to Chief Kim so I enjoyed the show a lot and had a pretty good idea of what to expect from the show. It’s a fun show that keeps you hooked for more, and like Chief Kim don’t expect any romance between characters to really develop.
Angel’s Last Mission: Love
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Shin Hye Sun is just gorgeous, omg. She’s also a really good actress. I really liked seeing her in this role coming out of watching Still 17 to see the sheer difference in personality. I am enjoying the contrast. Also, I like her chemistry with Myungsoo. I don’t care for the second lead nor can I bring myself to empathize with him. I also am somewhat disappointed with her family sub-plot because so far it seems pretty cliche so I’m hoping for a plot twist or two. 
DNF. 
Project S The Series: Spike
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I FINALLY finished it! Really loved it. Great acting, loved the pace of the show and how realistic it felt. I really liked watching the team come together and grow together. The few female characters were a delight - Jern is so lovable and adorable. Bright is very sweet and does a lot for the team. Puen’s relationship with the entire team was interesting to see - his strong bond with Singha and now Than, his relationship with Jern and ofc his friends. Than’s relationship with his dad was also portrayed realistically right til the end. It’s a good watch, and I’ll definitely re-watch the series. 
Ao to Boku
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So addicting, waiting for the last episode to be subbed. Please get subbed!
Update: it was subbed! Finished it! Enjoyed the drama overall. A nice mystery/friendship/slice-of-life one. Be warned that although there is a bit of mystery it is mainly a slice-of-life/friendship drama.
The Untamed
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I enjoyed it overall (tho I did end up skipping over some episodes). I thought that it was a faithful adaptation to the novel considering the censorship issues. I love how they took out a lot of the explicit gay but still somehow made parts of the show gayer. Also I LOVE fairy. Fairy is an adorable fluffball that owns my heart <3.
DNF - He is Psychometric
Melo Suits Me/ Be Melodramatic
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So... they really made one of the cutest love stories tragic huh. I’m really enjoying the show so far, I love the friendship between the main 4 leads. I am interested about the industry and I like the balance that the drama has with its humour, friendship, love and slice-of-life elements. I really like the actress and her manager couple they are so cute! I kind of wish I have more cute mother-son moments with the kid so hopefully in a future episode.
Update: Finished it! Liked the ending overall, had one minor qualm. I really liked the Director (Yeller) that was introduced. He was an unexpected delight and I love his dynamic with Eun Jung. I did like that they did end up subverting a romantic relationship and left it platonic. That was unexpected.
T.v. shows
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Season 6 - Finally finished it! Lot of fun, and enjoyed watching yet another season of the show. I really enjoyed their Cinco de Mayo heist this year and thought that was a lot of fun. I personally didn’t really feel Gina’s absence too much though her going away words were cute near the beginning of the season.
Broadchurch
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Completed - Completely binged season 3! I love this show! 
I forgot how beautiful the cinematography in the show was! Their little village is gorgeous. It’s a bit jarring to watch it after a year or so because my memory of season 2 of Broadchurch was quite hazy. Nevertheless, I absolutely love this show. This season was very different from the previous ones, and it had a good build up but the final reveal of the culprit was quite... predictable. However, there was a twist that came with the reveal that came completely out of the blue. I liked the way Alec/D.I Hardy and Ellie handled the issue at hand and set an example of how cases of rape should be handled within the police force. It was also really nice to see Beth’s growth, the vicar and what Maggie were up to! I also enjoyed seeing Alec and his daughter’s relationship grow. Too bad its cancelled... here’s hoping that one day they’ll renew it. 
Stranger Things season 3
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I personally liked it a lot more than season two because I felt that it had more growth from the characters. I liked Eleven’s character growth and how the dynamic of the relationships changed and seeing the kids grow up. But, I’m definitely getting a bit tired of this show... because although I did enjoy this season, I still feel that in a way it was redundant.
Derry Girls s2
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I loved it! So funny. So adorable. Love the characters and the ridiculous situations that they put themselves in (or are put in). Sister Michael is still my fave, her lines are always pure gold.
Anne with an E season 3
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Trying to keep track of it as it is airing on CBC. I missed the second episode :( But I watched episode 3 and the foreshadowing for the residential schools omg
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zalrb · 6 years
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TVD 2x20 Review
1. “No, Bonnie can’t break the curse without dying.” “I’ll write her a great eulogy!” I won’t lie, I did like Ian’s delivery here but also, Elena’s  “It’s not an option, Damon.” is like, you’re like super chill with how much he wants to kill your best friend. Legitimately, there should be a moment where she snaps and is like OK ENOUGH or he shouldn’t be a part of the conversation at all. It’s weird that they’re even letting him have a say about this. I get why Stefan would because as he said, his love for Elena is what keeps him protecting her and he wants all the protection for Elena he can get and he keeps Damon in his lane when it comes to Bonnie, but Elena should be a lot more outraged than she is.
2. So guys, if Elijah has an elixir made by witches that is supposed to bring Elena back to life, maybe have Bonnie look at the elixir?
3. “The ring only works on humans, the doppelganger is a supernatural occurrence...” but Elena is human, though, she is a human doppelganger, that’s bad dialogue, it should just be “The ring only works on non-supernatural humans.”
4. "What do you want me to do, Damon, Elena made her choice!” He wants you to disregard it and put your own feelings above hers, Stefan.
5. Matt and Caroline were super cute. Seriously.
6. “She’s not the same, she’s a vampire.” “At this point, I don’t even know what that means”. Exactly, though. They’re SO bad at differentiating.
7. “Damon is the problem, not Caroline. We should focus on him.” I mean seriously, though. Killing Damon would legit solve so many problems.
8. It also makes no sense that Elena would go upstairs to find Damon. HE KILLED YOUR BROTHER AFTER TRYING TO FORCE HIMSELF ON YOU. How much time has gone by since then? A month? Two? And you’re just OK?
9. Nina legit looks super young in comparison to Ian.
10. “I can’t lose you.” “You won’t.” He should though.
11. And then he force feeds you his blood. Kind of like how you said “I care about you” and then he killed Jeremy because it wasn’t exactly what he wanted. When things don’t go his way, he enacts violence on Elena through violation and we just NEVER talk about it.
12. This fight between Damon and Stefan is so telling because Stefan is winning and Damon is a little bitch about it and STABS him. Also, legitimately, they’re two vampires fighting, there should be cracked walls and floors from all the force.
13. I also love how focused on each other Stefan and Elena are. Like Elena’s just been forced to drink vampire blood but Stefan has a stab wound so she’s focused on comforting him and getting him better, Stefan is in a lot of physical pain but Elena’s been forced to drink vampire blood so he’s focused on apologizing for what happened to her.
14. Oooooh quasi-topless Stefan scene. Also, super subtle but cute that Elena’s hand is on his leg.
15. Jenna and Alaric, oh how I do not care.
16. Also Stefan always gets Elena to do a little smile.
17. Aw, charged glances between Tyler and Caroline. Great chemistry.
18. “I screwed up.” Oh, Damon, tattoo it on your forehead.
19. Joseph was super skinny.
20. “Thanks for the loner, mate.” LMAO. What a dickish thing to say to the dude whose body you possessed.
21. I love how DE fans/Damon fans try to say that Damon saved Tyler’s life this episode and therefore that shows growth when actually what happened was that he wanted to take “the werewolf” out of the equation for the ritual to postpone it so the vampire blood could pass out of Elena’s system and she wouldn’t spend an eternity hating him.
22. See, this is how you challenge someone. Stefan doesn’t push Elena to talk but he gives her the space and the time by climbing up a waterfall, he makes her feel safe but he also pushes her to be vulnerable through the climb itself.
23. I don’t get this. Damon advances on Katherine and she backs away like “hey, hey, hey” why though, you’re not weakened, you’re just compelled by Klaus so you could easily defend yourself against Damon, he is a BABY vampire. It’s always so transparent when the writers try to make someone seem more menacing and/or powerful than the narrative states they are.
24. “Those witches vervained me.” Caroline, should you not be drinking vervain everyday? Being a vampire in this town?
25. “Tyler, you shouldn’t have come back here.” No shit, Caroline, he’s chained up across from you.
26. “What’s the worst part of becoming a vampire?” “You know the worst.” “Besides from the blood.” But Damon taught Elena the worst parts of being a vampire tho.
27. Klaus keeping Katherine around makes no sense.
28. Klaus, you’re not holding the coffee mug but its handle so it doesn’t look as menacing as it should.
29. Why wouldn’t the witch just stake Damon? Lol.
30. Damon, was it really necessary to knock Matt unconscious?
31. “But our future, our lives together...” legit, Elena did think about a future with Stefan, she just didn’t have everything mapped out at 17 which is understandable and realistic. Her awareness of that would be more realistic if they made her breakdown more realistic and not related specifically to the possibility of her becoming a vampire and about the entire situation in general.
32.  Yeah, Nina’s crying is acceptable.
33. LOL OK, let me see if I got this straight, the sun was up when Damon is in the cellar rescuing Caroline and Tyler and he stops and tells Tyler “don’t make me regret this.” Cut to Elena and Stefan and the sun is setting during their talk. Cut back to Damon and the others and they’re JUST getting out of the tomb and it’s night with a full moon??? CONVENIENT. How fucking LONG does it take to get out of the tomb?
34. It also doesn’t make sense for everyone to go help Tyler chain himself up. Matt is a human, Caroline should’ve taken him home or Damon should’ve taken him home.
35. Aww, the Stelena love cue playing during their goodbye scene.
36. And still a much more moving goodbye than the Steroline goodbye in 8x16.
37. I also love that Elena smiles when Stefan says he loves her despite going to her “death”.
38. “I’ll take care of it.” Will you, though? 
39. It also makes no sense that they all watch Tyler transition, they could’ve run, it’s not insensitive, he could kill them. They just wanted Damon to get bit.
40. “What is this, Damon?” “A werewolf bite.” DUN DUN DUN.
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tumblunni · 6 years
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Bellsprout...
It.. So fragile...
Thos feets, so little! Its so thin! Its a literal lil noodle! It sways in the wind so much when it walks, its feet dont even move like feet but more like leeches which are my Favourite Worm for how dumb their mannerisms are. Seriously they go up and balance on their tail and periscope around and then they streeeetch and somersault to reach stuff! Theyre like actual living slinkies except they go up the stairs too! Bellsprout's rooty weirdness has that same kind of animation in its walk cycle, but the bizarre speculative idea of a monster made of like four worms all tied to another worm for a torso?? Its just so goofy how itll streeeeetch out the one wiggle foot and periscope it around too even tho it doesnt have eyes so its more like i guess its just very uncertain balancing on its squiggles and uses the roots on the end to detect whether the ground is stable? But then after the slow step of introspection before walking its just like PITCH FORWARD AND BECOME A BICYCLE! rapid flailing legs maximum speed like that basilisk lizard that runs on water! Its like its scared itll pitch forward if it ever stops? And then it does a little balance wiggle at the end and its just so cuuuuuute!
And AAAA its other animations when its not walking too! Its SO FRAGILE!! i want to protect you my baby!! It wiggles in such a cute battle dance cos it struggles to stand upright aaaa! Its head is so big and like all of its organs are in there NO WONDER its so wiggly flop! And its feets and hands are just so weak but it tries so hard!! It must be like a tiny bug landing on your hand or someone thwapping you with a singular taglitelle. And the leafs are even cuter cos theyre animated so..damn.. FRAGILE! everything is so soft in this art style aaaagh its killing me!! "I'm a powerful monster" nooo you are made of hugs and sunshine with the very barest shreds of physical form. But aaaa bellsprout is trying so hard it has so much personality like i wanna support it in being strong and scary and tell it someday it really does become badass and also able to fly for no easily explained reason! But THE LEAFS! OKAY THE LEAFS!! They're so much flatter and thinner than i expected? Like theyre just super generic primary coloured children's show doodles of leafs and the anime never really drew them with a good sense of 3D movement and width and stuff. I dunno if the models in sun and moon really showed a similar thing cos i never used a bellsprout? But i know this art style is just suuuuch a pretty fusion of the realistic shading in Go and the cartoon aesthetic of the main games that i'll wanna catch every pokemon for the first time ever! ITS LEAFS ARE LIKE TISSUE PAPER THIN SOMEONE PROTECT THIS CHILD!!! aaa and the wiggle animation is so cute cos they bend at angles in a sort of S-pattern like waving a fan in fancy style? Or i guess like how you might imagine wings to work if they only had one feather. Bellsprout is such an interesting well executed speculative biology idea and i never even realized before!!
And of course its BIG DOPEY FACE!! seriously its so cute how just adding two dots to a pitcher plant instantly makes it an awkward cute version of a horse head. THEY SOMEHIW MADE A NON SCARY SEVERED HORSE HEAD ON A STRING. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS NOW!! And then it has a mouth on the end of the nose and again this sounds terrifying when i put it in words but in actuality its FUCKIN AMAZING GOOFBALL SNOOTBEAN!! Just.. Lil dot eyes and really long face and then a big goofy happy smile at the end and aaaawwwwwww bebby
Oh man now im remembering why i didnt like bellsprout as a kid! I think it was entirely cos its evolutions changed to being just the head and then not having a mouth anymore even. And the grumpy badass eyes instead of bean! Tho as an adult i can appreciate that it must have taken a lot of effort to find a way to badassify such a goofy concept! And i feel proyd of bellsprout growing up to be the apex predator of the jungle who eats tigers n stuff. U go bebby u achieve u dream!! But still the wiggly noodle feets were SO CUTE and the bean eyes were SO CUTE and its a shame theyre the two things that go. Even if it does possibly make sense that the feets are so vestigal if its just a temporary stage before it learns how to fly. I mean birb feet are little? Tho they dont outright lose them when they grow up. Tho a birb that was just a limbless orb with a grumpy face like victreebell would actually be real cute! MAN IM GOING SO OFFTOPIC
Anyway in summary Let's Go has made me appreciate Bellsprout more and i am no longer sad that i cant get oddish in this version. Tho i still find it super cute in this art style TOO and i wish i could hug both the classic plant bebbys! Smoochie smorch u r my cat now and i will feed u all the snacks here is your scratching post and fluffy bed. OH YEAH THAT REMINDS ME did you guys see the drifloon that sleeps in a dog bed in sun and moon?? Its in ilima's house! I like to headcanon that maybe its the ghost of his mom's stoutland in the picture? Cos why would a family of normal type specialists have a drifloon? PRIME GAME THEORY YEAH! oh and the magnemite in a cat bed in one of the hotels i think?? Also Prime Bebby. Please consider all these good friends. And also imagine my super beloved bellsprout who shall be joining them soon! Seriously aaaa i went from neutral opinion on this pokemon to WHY CANT IT BE THE STARTER WHY CANT IT SIT ON MY HEAD within like FIVE SECONDS OF GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE
Godddd im so excited to see more footage of more mons so my heart can explode again and again! Im gonna straight up die from the power of these cuties!
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everythingmustgo · 7 years
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Cancer sun, Capricorn moon, virgo rising with Leo sun, Pisces moon, libra rising ?? ((If I got ur riding wrong LOL AWKS)) but do us
OK so our sun signs r (despite what some ppl say lol) good together!!! so much love here!!!cancers need someone who will look after nd emotionally support then nd leos invest sooo much time nd energy into people they care abt. like we have a reputation for being self centred (which…….ya) but ppl look over the fact that leos r some of the most generous nd caring ppl nd will make u feel loved, which cancers need. cancers r ofc ALSO intent on caring for their partner but not in so much of a Shower Them In Affection And Gifts And Adoration way like more of a maternal, I care about u and ur wellbeing and I will Protect u !!! to sum that up I think leos r more intent on giving their partner IMMEDIATE happiness w BIG gestures all at once whereas cancers r more concerned w ur long term health nd happiness nd want to look after u nd care for u !!! HOWEVER that being said. we’re deeeeefinitely not entirely selfless lol a leo is a leo nd if ya dont treat them the way they treat u theyre like FUCK well guess they dont love me??? they wanna b treated like royalty nd its easy for them to overlook the way cancers love bc it’s more focused on maintaining their long term happiness nd leos r so. SELF INDULGENT HEDONISTIC INSTANT GRATIFICATION like we gotta calm tha fuck down nd recognise love in other forms (not to call myself the FUCKKK out). cancers and leos both love very deeply, and both need to be reminded often that they are love bc while they r similar in a lot of ways, the ways they express love is not one of them. cancers r also…….selfish lol theyre loving nd caring nd compassionate but they need sm emotional support man when they feel things they feel em DEEP and theres not rly room for anyone elses emotions in their mind when their own feelings r so strong. if ur both upset, the cancer comes First. leos might feel like their own feelings r often unnoticed. tbh I think other than both of us being inherently Needy and Selfish leo + cancer is good man we r so Loving nd caring nd good for eachother cuz different ways of showing love r important in relationships. as for our moon signs GDJAKAKFLS we could NOT be more difficult pisces nd capricorn CHRIST pisces moons r v emotional and empathetic and deal w problems and their feelings internally cap moons r v practical and balanced and deal w problems thru action and processed planning like our inner selves r so Wildly different ??? but its funny bc obvs from a personal point of view we hav a v deep connection w eachother which is odd when our moon signs r sooo different BUT my theory on this is that 1. we compliment eachother w it. pisces need someone to get them out of their shell, look at the issues realistically and put it into perspective, and solve their problems thru practical means. w/o an earth sign theres no WAYYY a pisces would do that lol. and a pisces will encourage a cap to take a more intuitive approach to the issues they hav that r emotion based. while a cap usually doesnt let their emotions “get in the way”, a pisces will encourage them to let their feelings guide them when necessary: sometimes even when smth seems logically the right thing to do, if ur gut says no it’s probably right, and caps need a water sign to help them see this. my 2nd reason is that u hav a water sun sign so while my inner self may relate less to ur less emotional inner self, ur core personality nd outward self hav more similarities which a pisces moon will pick up on Right Away. water moon signs w a water sun sign r GOOD combos, better than 2 water suns or 2 water moons. they r generally drawn to eachother. I cant say ur cap moon would b particularly drawn to my dumb leo personality but I do think that generally cancers do like leos nd leos do like cancers cuz they see a lot of themselves in eachother nd a lot thats also new and exciting. we’re not so similar it’s boring but not so different it doesnt work, we compliment eachother well!!! there will def b times we do NOT understand eachother whatsoever emotionally, but theres enough love in the relationship to just. give eachother the support we need nd do what we can. as for rising tbh I think this becomes less important the closer u get to someone so ukno, ur my gf of 3 years its not such a defining feature of u BUT the way u express urself when u want me to b impressed by u is by achieving ur own standards of perfection so ill think ur flawless and u have an appreciation of all things beautiful. u want ppl to think ur organised and have it together. u WORRY a LOT. ur always worried what ppl think of u. ur especially worried ur not good enough for me. im a libra rising so I just. want u to like me at All Costs what a massive suck up whatever u like I say I like too im terrified of ppl thinking im in some way outrageous I just want ppl to think im fair nd good. cuz we’re so close tho these r less important in our relationship? we’ve already made our impressions ukno we kno eachother so well its rly our suns nd moons (nd venuses) that count lol. at first u might have been annoyed by my Eager To Pleaseness nd not thinking for myself nd I might hav felt intimidated by ur high standards but ? these r things of the past ukno? anyway heres my #analysis do w it what u will
talk 2 me abt astrology, reblog my tarot post
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fystarlust · 7 years
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all the ask me stuff questions 💕
1.) what’s a song you depict with your childhood?the 'bang on the door' song if there is one, my room was c o v e r e d
2.) did you have a memorable childhood pet?yes, my bunny and my first dog
3.) have you ever been drunk?a little bit
4.) have you ever tried drugs?no
5.) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said?yes i say things i dont mean n regret when im upset, angry, or hurt, bc i feel emotions v deeply n lash out, which is smth i dont like about myself
6.) have you ever made someone cry?yes
7.) has someone ever made you cry?yes
8.) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it. yes, i knew bc i thought about her so so much, always wanted to talk to her, she'd be the only thing getting me through the day n being with her i always wanted it to be like, more
9.) which came first the chicken or the egg?well idk bc apparently some dino's evolved to lay chicken eggs but then apparently some dino's evolved into actual chickens so ?¿
10.) are you part of the lgbtq+ community? do you support them?i havent labelled myself or my sexuality but i think im part of it?? regardless i support them v much and always will
11.) how many siblings do you have?1, i want more tho
12.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love?well at first i thought i couldnt love my best friend bc it just wouldnt happen realistically but here we are
13.) are you a good cook?i cook the best crispy bacon so, im decent
14.) what is your favorite tv show?the walking dead
15.) what is the last movie you cried during?oh god uhh i cant remember, i typically avoid sad films
16.) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any)small bump by ed sheeran
17.) do you have a middle name?yes, rachel
18.) have you been out of your country?yes!
19.) are you a chocolate fan or not?yes
20.) how many people have you kissed?im not counting primary bc i was a fetus so, 2
21.) what is your favorite album?i really like the most beautiful moment in life: young forever by bts
22.) what is your dream car?i want an audi but realistically anything cute n reliable
23.) what is your lucky/favorite number?i dont have one im too indecisive to choose
24.) what is your favorite flower?roses!
25.) books or movies, why?movies, i struggle with reading consistently
26.) have you ever been on a blind date?nope
27.) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you?yes
28.) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends?probably a few years ago bc i was quite a biatch sometimes
29.) what thing do you symbolise love with?i might be misunderstanding this question but i symbolise love with happiness, trust, communication, loyalty etc
30.) do you have neat handwriting? yes 💅🏻
31.) do you have a friend with benefits?no
32.) do you want a friend with benefits?no
33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be?a dragon
34.) have you ever been blackout drunk?no
35.) have you ever met someone famous?not personally
36.) how many concerts have you been to?6?
37.) which concerts have you been to?5sos and 1d
38.) do you have a hidden talent?i have a long tongue
39.) what do you do when you’re stressed?either shut down or go into extreme work mode
40.) do you think money can buy love?nope
41.) how old would you date?idk, not smth i think about
42.) have you ever done something illegal?probably but not like, prison time illegal
43.) what is your biggest fear?d e m o n s
44.) what is an unusual fear you have?getting bitten by rodents, honestly im more scared of being bitten by a hamster than i am of a horse but its not the pain its just the suspeNSE
45.) can you drive?not legally but yes
46.) do you believe in supernatural creatures?some of them
47.) do you believe in karma?yes
48.) what is one quality you need in your partner?honesty
49.) do looks matter?tbh looks matter to everyone a bit 
50.) does size matter?be more specific
51.) who is the last person you forgave?my brother like everyday for being an asshole
52.) what is your favorite ice cream flavor?vanilla
53.) what languages can you speak besides english? none yet 💔
54.) ever been on a plane?yes
55.) ever been on a boat? yes
56.) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t? yes
57.) are there any friendships you regret?yes
58.) are there any friendships you wish you could make?probably?
59.) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours?yes
60.) have you ever walked outside after 12 am?yes
61.) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through?i dont think so actually
62.) are you scared of rollercoasters? yes
63.) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually?7?
64.) do you have any plans this weekend?ride my horse
65.) do you miss anyone right now?my gf
66.) who do you wish you were talking to right now?the pet store person ready to get kubo
67.) if you could have any superpower, what would it be?flyyyyyying
68.) who is your favorite superhero?iron man, if he counts
69.) are you dirty minded?yes n it makes me uncomfortable but i cant help it
70.) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at that 80’s?i dont knOw
71.) how many kids, if any, do you want?2-4
72.) who is your biggest OTP?sowon and eunha
73.) what is your favorite food?everything
74.) do you want to be married one day?yes
75.) dogs or cats?dogs
76.) do you drink enough water daily?no
77.) have you ever seen a shooting star?no
78.) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you?no
79.) how many best friends do you have?2 including my gf
80.) when was the last time you cried?almost this morning bc im v proud of jess
81.) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself?yes but just a trickle
82.) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed?yes but again just a trickle i think
83.) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go?Africa
84.) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself?STOP THISQUESTION
85.) do you consider yourself a loyal person?yes
86.) what is your favorite season and why?spring or summer bc i love sun
87.) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it?nope
88.) do you know how to play any instruments?piano but not well
89.) do like like falling asleep to music or not?not music but to noise yes
90.) what are you allergic to?nothing, apparently penicillin but its a mystery
91.) have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day just so you could see what there life is like?yes but i cant think of an example, probably a celebrity
92.) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be?michone but id skip the whole getting with rick part
93.) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why?niall horan
94.) are you outgoing?no
95.) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to?yes before i was dating her, my gf
96.) are you a good flirt?no HAHAHHA
97.) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down?in primary lol savage
98.) which planet is your favorite?im not sure
99.) are you superstitious?yes
100.) are you a good listener? i think so
101.) are you a good kisserask jess ;)
102.) would you kiss any of your friends?noah fence guys but no
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triilo-write · 6 years
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Rules: Answer the questions then tag blogs you’d like to know better.
Nickname(s): maxazillion (my bf gave me that onE)
Zodiac: Leo (sun, Cancer moon)
Height: tbh i have no idea, like, 5'5" or something??? im a little shorter than both my boyfriendS
Time: 21:26
Favorite bands/artists: probably surprisingly, heavy rock is my thing c’: disturbed, NIИ; i grew up listening to them. as a whole tho i like any music tbh
Song currently stuck in my head: Midlife Crisis (Disturbed cover)
Last movie I watched: bolt! it’s on netflix now and i hadnt seen it since it was in theaters
Last thing I googled: merida’s beacon (skyrim)
Other blogs: @triilobyte (my personal), @spells-and-shadows (my witchcraft blog), @x-tra-snsry (my stim blog), and @ossifiedself-indulgence (an aesthetic blog i hardly ever update)
Why'd I choose my username: it sort of rhymed with my main blog so i could try to keep it as My Brand™ but i may change it later! (i am a giant paleontology nerd tho, hence trilobite/triilobyte)
Following: 419 (this is just a sideblog so its all the ones im following on my main!)
Average amount of sleep: ranges from 3 to 15 hours depending on how tired i am
What am I wearing: pj pants and a tank top with cryptids all over it uwu
Dream job: idealistically; paleontologist. realistically; owner of my own little store where i can sell art!
Dream trip: Norway! i love mountains and being surrounded by nature and norway is gorgeous
Favorite food: chicken alfredo!
Do I play any instruments: unfortunately no, but i do want to learn to play the guitar!
Eye color: deep green and slightly more yellow by the pupils
Hair color: brunet :0
Languages: english is my first language, though i can speak spanish pretty okay; i took it for a couple years in high school and refresh it via dulingo now and then (i communicate better in text in it since i cant roll my r's) 
 Most iconic song: i dont really think i have one just yet :0 
 Random fact: i have chronic joint pain, my eyes were dark brown before inexplicably turning green in middle school, and i play d&d and am working on creating my own campaign right now! 
 Describe yourself as aesthetic things: fresh fruit, strawberry lemonade, snow capped mountains, sunny forests, warm summer rain, paint smeared on hands, old books, glittering stones, pristine snow....... 
 Tagging anyone who wants to do this i dont really want to tag anyone but feel free to do it if you’d like to!
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fish-d · 7 years
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[aggressively slides into your inbox] for the ask meme, D O L U K E
new game: send me a character and i’ll give an example of each (x)
A // what i think realistically
luke is a soft kind gay boy who wears a lot of flowing clothing and light fabric. even tho he grew up in a desert he still loves the sun - the heat of tattooine never bothered him, but the cold at night is the part he misses the least. he owns a lot of succulents and still gets cravings for blue milk straight from the bantha (pasteurized doesn’t make foamy hot cocoa and honestly he thinks the rest of the galaxy is missing out).
[ ngl i had like 3 more headcanons written out here but they were all super upsetting bc i have no self-control and luke has some Issues, You Guys, I Should Make a Post Sometime ]
B // what i think is fucking hilarious
luke has literally fought battles for hot chocolate. like he’s 100% a pacifist to the best of his ability and doesn’t believe in causing undue harm, but if the galactic supply of full-fat bantha milk or space cocoa powder is threatened, murder is never off the table.
(for the record, ben solo hates hot chocolate)
C // what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends
so. luke is pretty sensitive to force ghosts, just, like, in general. while it took yoda and obi-wan years to reach out deep enough into the force to feel qui-gon without the help of a deeply force-connected planet. Luke, however, needs like ten minutes of wikihow w/ yoda to completely see & hear obi. while im sure obi and yoda have stronger presences as ghosts bc theyve spent like 20 years just thinking about it really hard, anakin shows up with zero trouble after being disconnected from the living force for 20 years so like ??? clearly the observer has to be sensitive to the living force to pick up on ghosties.
(thats probably why leia doesn’t see them at the end of ep VI - she’s more gifted with the tactile force than luke is (pushing/pulling, thought influence, physical grace), but he’s super attuned to people/plants/animals/life)
so w/ that established - you don’t have to be super good at force stuff to be a good ghost, and if someone’s really sensitive they can see ghosts of even people who didn’t know force ghosts existed (anakin) -
luke is very, very aware of every life lost around him, especially those he’s responsible for. every child who died in the New Jedi Order at ben solo’s hand, every unfortunate end to a skirmish he got into as an adult - and, especially, the thousands of screaming voices of innocents on the Death Star. there were families with children on that artificial moon, and he can always hear them crying.
[finger guns emoji]
D // what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so i believe it anyway
drum roll, friends and enemies, its time for DISABILITY HEADCANON CORNER, where i, fish-d, scoff at the idea that the future cures jack shit
here’s the short list for luke, who is in better shape than his dad, but not by much, bc being a jedi is bad for ur health:
some pretty serious phantom limb pain. he can’t really feel anything but pressure through the prosthetic, but his hand still aches at the wrist and sometimes, especially when he’s stressed, the wound still feels new
hes autistic. (basil u know this, i know this, its #upopular but when have i cared, my entire headcanon tag is unpopular onions.) he dissociates in crowds a lot and hates anything w/ a mixed grainy texture (dry sand = ok. wet sand = BAD). he loveslovesLOVES mechanics, like, Obviously, and will Talk About it For Hours. thankfully threepio and artoo are perfectly content to listen, & so is leia, especially if she’s had a rough day.
also APPARENTLY, and this is the last one (There are More - ptsd, general anxiety, probably a heart murmur, i could go for days) bc this post is getting ungodly long, BUT in legends apparently theres actually a? really vaguely referred to disorder caused by force lightning exposure, which i absolutely did not expect any published works to cover, but luke spent like a year in a wheelchair after ep VI. so im keeping that
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wingsporkhalo · 7 years
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Through Burning Ashes-- An original (and bad) story
This was written by @mysticdelphox97 a long, long time ago, and since I was cracking her up with my commentary on this story late last year, she gave me permission to post it here with our comments. It’s a fantasy story, and it’s less than 15 pages even with all the comments, so it’s pretty short!
Anywho, let’s go! Short excerpt above the cut, the rest underneath it! I have to say, though, the best stuff is under the cut. I love this spork.
Mystic: on another note I found an old story prologue and I'm DYING BECAUSE Mystic: MY WORD CHOICES AND DESCRIPTIONS ARE Mystic: THEY'RE INTERESTING
Wing: TELL ME
Mystic: omg I gotta send it to you words cannot explain how INTERESTING this story "prologue" is omg
Wing: PLEASE DO
Mystic: I'm not even done reading it but holy shit
Through Burning Ashes
Wing: I mean aren't all ashes burning though Mystic: Well, except for the ones that aren't burning
Prologue:
Once, many centuries ago, a great fleet of ships landed at a vast country.
Wing: Just...picturing them falling out of the sky. THUMP
It was a magical land, untouched by man until the large, wooden vessels rode unto the beaches. Its beautiful grounds and astonishing maturity surprised the pioneers.
Wing: So what I'm getting from that second sentence is that the pioneers wanted to plow that land, ifyaknowwhaddimean
Mystic: the last time I touched this was apparently 2013 and I'm just??? I wrote shit like this back then?? jeesus Mystic: I GUESS I DUNNO
Wing: Not helped by the word "unto" in the first sentence
Its creatures and native residents were mostly intelligent beings, who were capable to communicate with the outsiders. The name of this great continent is Arybiana.
Wing: how do I pronounce Arybiana
Mystic: uh. yeah. Mystic: I have no fucking clue tbh xD Mystic: it's been that long
Wing: And who named it that tho
The fleet that approached this land was loaded with independent Humans, who fled from their nation that ran on tyranny.
Wing: Well of course. Can't spell tyranny without "ran." Also “tranny,” so make of that what you will???
By the time they arrived, they were very close to death, as sickness swept to and from the survivors.
Wing: sickness swept to AND from the survivors?? OH GOD
Mystic: IM PISSING MYSELF Mystic: it's bad its so bad
The intelligent race of Mocats,
Wing: Okay so I know it's probably pronounced moc-cats but I'm pronouncing it Moe-cats
Mystic: MOE-CATS Mystic: OMG Mystic: IM CRYING Mystic: I DIDN NOT THINKG OF THAT
small feline creatures that have the capability to levitate,
Wing: A FLOATING FELINE YOU SAY??
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took the dying Humans into their care. One they were more peculiarly interested in was an ill, pregnant woman, about to give birth.
Wing: Aw ye dey into some freaky shit man
Mystic: PFPFFFFFFFFFFF OMG Mystic: MY STOMACH MUSCHELS OMG
The tribal healer was able to help deliver the infant safely. Although the baby lived, the mother perished from the raging virus.
Wing: The same one that kills Primeapes :'C [note: we had been discussing how the pokedex entries for Primeape in Sun and Moon say that Primeape can get so angry that it just drops dead.] R.I.P. Angermom
Mystic: well hot damn Mystic: I'm actually crying omg I can't sTOP THIS IS SO BAD
The Mocats saved the majority of the dying Humans. After they recovered, they listened to their story, and then gave them an undisturbed section of the country so they could thrive and prosper. For twenty years, the Humans lived peacefully with nature. After experiencing all that the country had to give them, they decided to become a part of it.
Wing: [sultry music]
It was actually the son of the ill mother that proposed an alliance to the Mocats, promising to come to their aid during dark times as they had done. The patriarch of the Mocatian race and the Human sealed the deal that day,
Wing: I'm sorry I can't see "sealed the deal" as anything but a euphemism
Mystic: that's ok, this is a really old story so I'm not surprised that that's there
which marked the start of the Alliance.
There were also other evolved creatures that they befriended, who also were sworn into the Alliance. The next race to be emitted was the Elves,
Wing: WHERE ARE ELVES BEING EMITTED FROM??? IS THERE AN ELF-EMITTING ORIFICE IN THE EARTH OR SOMETHING
Mystic: I think I meant admitted? Or.... something similar.... Mystic: i don't know
Wing: Probably admitted, yes, but emitted is hilarious as hell
Mystic: i didn't even catch that so good call there!
who are of the same DNA structure and proportions as the Humans, only their average height is taller. They also have the ability to practice magic.
Wing: So like...no pointed ears tho?
Mystic: pffffffff i think they still have the pointed ears idk why i added that their DNA was the same
Wing: It's to remind us that elves and humans are compatible ;D
Next to join were the Rabbijacks, rabbit-like creatures who have above-average IQs and are generally shy but natural peacemakers. They can use their hind legs as well as a humanoid, and can also be on all fours as well.
Wing: I mean so can I, but that doesn't mean I should
The same applies to the Wolverines, canine creatures
Wing: But...but wolverines are already real creatures...
Mystic: apparently not in this universe Mystic: wtf was my angsty high-school self thinking
with rather relaxed postures who are mischievous and sly,
Wing: RACIST
but are masters in the art of Weaponry, and they have a thing for setting traps and explosives.
Wing: The vagueness of the expression "have a thing for" makes me nervous
Mystic: yeahhhhhh, i cringed pretty hard at that
The Ty-Geirs
Wing: TY-GEIRS??
Mystic: THAT TOO
are a feline race, same as the Mocats, except they are about as tall as a Human, but they are skilled in the Battle Arts (it’s basically similar to kung fu, martial arts, and karate).
Wing: "ABOUT AS TALL AS A HUMAN, BUT SKILLED IN THE BATTLE ARTS" NAME INVOKES IMAGE OF A "TIGER"
IT'S INCINEROAR
Mystic: OH MY GOD IT IS Mystic: BRUH Mystic: I INVENTED INCINEROAR Mystic: AYE
Wing: I'M SO PROUD
Mystic: "skilled in the battle arts" Why couldn't I have just used 'combat' or something instead of trying to make some special snowflake thing
The Lynbaxes are also a feline race, raised in mechanics and electronics,
Wing: They are actually raised in the electronics. Like Pokémon being raised in a PC Box
and have a knack for building machines, whether for modern society or for military purposes. Lastly, the Twilitians joined. They are a humanoid race with light mint-green skin and neon markings.
Wing: ...Twilitians Well, it's a gentler term than "Twitards" anyway Wing: "Light mint-green skin and neon markings" Okay but what neon color were the markings
Mystic: they might not be loosely based off of Midna's race from Twilight Princess Mystic: yeah
They are considered the creatures of the shadow, which suits them because they can transform themselves into shadow.
Wing: Well I mean yeah that's pretty straightforward
Soon, the alliances began to expand on their technology, just as America had done in our dimension. In time, the country began to grow, from the most powerful cities to the leisurely towns and hamlets.
Wing: Leisurely? The entire town is leisurely Also "hamlets" omg what time period am I supposed to be imagining? LOL
Mystic: I have no idea honestly, and if I don't even know and its my own story (from millions of years ago) then that's kind of a problem
And the best part is that very little of the forests and natural areas were eliminated, since the small communities used and incorporated the resources to create their home district. Arybiana eventually became a profitable nation, involved with international trading and other overseas projects.
The Kingdom of Celire became the Capitol of the country.
Wing: Okay but how does an entire kingdom become a capital
It is ruled by two representatives, one male and one female, of each race partaking in the Alliance. These representatives are carefully selected by surveys submitted by the individuals of each community, and by the approval of the Shaman, their God. The High Rulers is the name for this group of delegates. They act as the government, where they try to make life livable for their people (at the time, meaning everyone that thrived in the country, not just their own race).
The Capitol of Arybiana is also directly connected to smaller Kingdoms in charge of multiple communities. Each Kingdom is required to watch over at least one major community and a few or several minor communities. The High Rulers are trained to closely hand-pick a “King” and a “Queen” to watch over them.
Wing: Are there quotations because everyone is secretly genderqueer???
Often, the King and Queen are selected from a single race, since there was no discrimination at the time.
Wing: Haha that's realistic????????!
Mystic: OBVIOUSLY Mystic: i can't even imagine that i actually wrote this Mystic: like Mystic: i actyualyl sat down Mystic: and wrote this Mystic: jesus
For example, in the Kingdom of Eidelvice,
Wing: "Eidelvice" I would like you to know that I first read that as "Evildice" THE KINGDOM OF EVIL DICE
Mystic: I think I was trying to spell Edelweiss Mystic: but uh Mystic: that is definitely NOT Edelweiss
Wing: No it's okay when I read it over again I pronounced it in my head as "edelweiss" so...mission accomplished??
Mystic: yeah kinda? i didn't know how to spell it at the time ^^'
it was often the Rabbijacks that ran the communities. Since the Rabbijacks are true peace-keepers by nature, and Eidelvice is a large interracial district, they were more suited to be used. The communities are also run by a mayor and a small council. It is their duty to report the functions to the King and Queen; and to smooth out any problems with the Community Council, then to the King and Queen if the issues are out of control.
It is allowed that, if the King and Queen are not married and in love, they can be united and have children. The Princes and Princesses live with their parents, and when they retire, they are given the choice to lead the Kingdom as a King or Queen (if they meet the requirements, that is), or to live a normal life as an average Arynan citizen.
Wing: "An average Arynan citizen" Yo where the fuck the "b" from "Arybiana" go Why is that so close to "Aryan"
Mystic: I Mystic: I don't know
It is through these methods of careful selection that have kept Arybiana safe for most of the Early Age. During this time, there were some imperfections. Every now and then, there was a sour apple in the hand-assembled bushel. But, the communities and the Kingdoms have the power to vouch for the replacement of the “sour apple.”
Wing: America 2k16 Mystic: OMG
Let’s say there was a mayor in one of the communities who mistreated the residents, and one of the other communities found out. They would inform their King and Queen about the situation. The King and Queen would then send a petition to the other communities for a vote to impeach him/her.
Wing: Yo you should print this up and just send it to the government with no explanation
Mystic: PFFFFFFF BRUH Mystic: omg I'm crying again omg omg
When it comes around again with the final tallies, the King and Queen address it to the Capitol. Only the High Rulers get to fully decide the result.
These techniques worked well with the country for nearly two thousand years after the Humans arrived. However… that was about to change.
It happened in the year of 1990. The habits of the races began to change. A portion of the Humans began to grow racist to the humanoid race of Twilight, the Twilitians. It was merely because of their light-mint skin and their attire that led to their argument.
Wing: America 2k16 [thousand-yard stare at the wall]...
Mystic: pffffffffffsjlekhdoikjedf
Then… suddenly, the Twilitians simply vanished. They became lost within the small opening between 1999 and the beginning of the 20th century. Everyone pointed fingers at the Humans, who retaliated and said they would never consider doing such a thing, even though parts of their population were acting rather idiotic.
Wing: PFFFFFFFF THE "RATHER IDIOTIC" AMONGST ALL THIS INFODUMPING JUST STRUCK ME FUNNY FOR SOME REASON
The searches turned empty-handed. It was as if they just simply melted into the mist…
Wing: What mist Did we establish that there was lots of mist
Mystic: I was trying to be mysterious I guess
Wing: Mist-erious
Mystic: xD
Because of the confusion, in 2001 the High Rulers (Humans included) turned to the Shaman for answers. The Shaman is a shadowy being, informally known as Shadow.
Wing: I...I thought he was known as Shaman And that's kind of an unoriginal nickname if he's a shadowy being. God, Humans aren't the only ones being idiotic here
Mystic: what was i thinking when i named him that good lord Mystic: what made me think "oh yeah Shaman is a great name!!!" Mystic: like Mystic: honestly
He is the God of Arybiana, who can spot the goodness and potential of each person as well as the darkness and mishaps. Shadow told the representatives about a growing evil, feeding off the greed and pride of each race and becoming stronger.
“What?” they asked, “what evil?”
“One that could sever the Alliance for good,” the Shaman merely stated.
“How can we save it?” the High Rulers pleaded.
Shadow pondered. Then, in a smooth voice, he recited:
“The Allies will be saved,
when the Race of the Silver Lining,
is united with the World of Light.”
The representatives pondered this. Silver Lining was the strip of twilight, which the Twilian race was born from.
Wing: "Strip of Twilight: the early years of 50 Shades of Grey"
Mystic: PFFF O H MY GOD
So if they could save them, then…!
“Wait a minute,” the male elfin leader questioned, “how can we save the Twilitians if we don’t even know where they are? They practically vanished, without even a trace! Who could ever find a race that disappeared from the very face of the earth?”
Shadow responded again:
“The Race of Twilight will be saved,
by each Member of the Alliance,
led by the Hero.”
Wing: Yo that's the most generic advice ever. I vote we elect a new Shadow. This Shadow sucks ass
Mystic: I have to agree
“A hero?” they gasped. What hero? The only heroes were in myths,
Wing: Well that's a depressing viewpoint.
dating back millions of centuries before the Landing of the Humans, and the Creation of the Alliance. Were they about to witness the backwash of another tall tale?
Wing: That's...not where the word "backwash" belongs
Mystic: yeah I also thought that was very out of place
The God of Arybiana felt their anxiety. He felt their fear of losing their relationships with the other races, carefully built on two millenniums of hard times,
Wing: "Two millenniums" pfff
depression, loyalty, happiness, and, yes, he could feel love in there too.
The Shaman cleared his throat.
Wing: Even Shadowy Beings got mucus
Mystic: yup xD Mystic: I'm still legit dying of laughter here omg
“What I’m about to divulge is a Prophecy, written in the ink of the Ancient People who predicted the fate of Arybiana. Now, as I pass this to you, you must promise me this: the words are exactly as they will be mentioned. If the message was passed on, misconstrued, then the demands of Destiny will never be met, and Arybiana’s expected turmoil will come quicker than before. Do you, as the current Rulers of this nation, promise to remember every drop of this information?”
Wing: "Only if it is in liquid form, your Incorporealness" "...." "...." "...You guys really are idiotic."
Mystic: BWAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GDO Mystic: your commentary gives me life omg
They nodded.
Shadow smiled.
Wing: ???????????What????am I supposed to picture???????????????
Mystic: i didn't think that through apparently
He took one large breath, exhaled deeply, and then claimed his older voice back.
Wing: Sure he just popped on down to the Pawn Shop real fast
He revealed the following of the Prophecy:
“The Hero shall emerge,
from a demise known by all, save They.
Wing: Oh, so they have to save Princess They, then.
"THEY'S IN TROUBLE, EVERYONE" "Why, Your Shadowyness. We thought you were more educated than that. Surely you mean 'they ARE in trouble.'" "NO I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO GO SAVE THEY." "Hahaha, oh, Your Royal Intangibleness!! Your jests are appreciated, but ill-timed. Please, share with us your wisdom!" "THEY IS DYING RIGHT NOW. LITERALLY RIGHT NOW." "Please, Your Duskiness!! We have need of your guidance!! Do not tease us so!!" "I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU."
Mystic: OH MY GOOODDDDDD Mystic: I AMN DEAD Mystic: THIS IS GOLD HOLY SHIT Mystic: SENPAI YOU ARE WESOMENE Mystic: *AWESOME
Wing: LOLLLLL OMG THANK YOU I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I'M GIGGLING TOO PFFFFFF
Mystic: i was legit crying and wheexing throughout your commentary it's WONDERFUL
The Hero shall arise
from the ashes of a White Blossom,
breaking from the caging inferno,
of their fears and desires.”
After he was finished, questions immediately popped up:
“When will the Hero be born?”
“What race will he or she be?”
Wing: It's like they're discussing Jesus Wing: AND YAY THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY maybe I can convert this into a spork and just make the contributor anonymous but ;las;lk I'd want your comments in there too so MAYBE WE CAN PRETEND SOMEONE ELSE WROTE IT Wing: (unless you're not ashamed of it)
Mystic: BRUH I TOTALLY GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPORK THIS
Wing: ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Mystic: I'm not ashamed at all man this has been collecting dust for a long time xD
“What do you mean by ‘a demise know by all, save they?’ and ‘arise from a White Blossom?’
“What catastrophe will we know of except for the Hero?”
“Quiet, quiet, my Children!” Shadow snapped. Everyone fell silent.
“The questions you ask, they are good ones. However, I am afraid I cannot answer them,” he said.
“Why not? Surely you must know exactly what’ll happen, if you can read off a freaking poem from your head,” the sassy female Wolverine snapped.
Wing: Uh, bruh, I've memorized a lot of song lyrics and poems and I don't know shit about the future
Mystic: I could recycle some of the plot and concepts but, obviously like 100X better xD Mystic: pffffft
“Empress Velma,
Wing: "Verily, I say unto my people, I hath lost my spectacles, and can see nary a thing without them."
I needn’t to make you upset, but that ‘poem’ is not only valuable, it is slightly cursed.
Wing: But only slightly. That's like saying “Oh, my great-uncle was only slightly murderous. He killed like, one...two guys, tops. Four. It was four. BUT ONLY TWO WERE EVER PROVEN”
I told you in the beginning—if the prophecy’s words were mixed up at all when retold, then the fate of Arybiana’s next Dark Time will come earlier then the predicted date. So let’s say, two years from now, Arybiana is doomed for a flood.
Wing: “[Sound of quills scratching on parchment]” "DAMMIT, GUYS, THAT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE. PUT YOUR DAMN PENS DOWN."
Mystic: PHFFFFFFF HAHAHAHA HAHDNJKDODFN Mystic: OMG MY BELLY OUW XD
If the word got around saying a hurricane or a tsunami was coming instead of a flood, the flood will arrive earlier than before, whether it was a day or a year.”
“That still doesn’t really make sense as to why you can’t spill the beans about this hero,” Velma retorted.
Wing: Jinkies!! Shaggy and Scoob ate the beans, that's why no one can spill 'em!!
“I cannot because of the all-too-real situation of misconstrued information. If knowledge of the Hero was mixed, then he shall arrive later—and by then, I am very afraid that Arybiana will be doomed,” the Arynan God stated.
Wing: Ohhh, so THAT'S why the Second Coming of Christ hasn't happened yet
Mystic: IM REALIZING JUST HOW STUPID THIS WHOLE SCENARIO IS
The Rulers were silent for a portion of the time.
Wing: I'm just imagining them taking a triangle out of a pie chart like "this is the silent portion"
Mystic: PFFFFFFF THAT'S PERFECT
Then, Rabbijack leader Kaylai spoke: “So, you are putting the pressure on us to get those very exact words out, correct?”
“Yes, I am indeed.”
“How about… we make a pact, then? So to keep true to the words of the Prophecy?” she inquired.
Her male counterpart, Rabbijack Emperor Freier, agreed. “I believe that is a splendid idea—that way, there shall be little doubt that the Prophecy will become lost within the mists of time.”
Wing: Look more mist
Mystic: its all a bunch of fucking misty omg Mystic: that's it that's all this country is
The fourteen other leaders nodded their heads and muttered their agreement. Then they turned to Shadow.
Wing: Just, bam. They were suddenly all shadows. Just like that
“I cannot see why not. I shall even put a slight enchantment on it as well, so you are even less likely to make that mistake,” he said finally.
Wing: "So should I just...should I just put this away?" said Emperor Jeff in the back, holding up his tape recorder, on which he had recorded the shitty prophecy. Wing: "KEEP THAT ANACHRONISTIC, SACRILIGEOUS WITCHCRAFT OUT OF HIS SHADOWYNESS'S PRESENCE," hissed some other royal or another; Jeff thought they all looked rather alike because everything was so fucking misty all the time. He wasn't really sure what his Empress even looked like. Too much damn mist.
Mystic: OH MY GODHSADFNM,KJAQWELBDJFGHJSAD Mystic: G\ Mystic: B R U H
With that, the High Rulers of Arybiana made what is now known as the Protection Pact,
Wing: Yo, I think high schools do that in Sex Ed classes
Mystic: PFFFFFFFFFFF Mystic: when i read that i was like "the fuck is it called the protection pact what are they protecting what the fuck"
meaning that no one could re-tell the Prophecy without knowing each detail of it. The enchantment was that, if the wrong words slip or a piece of the Prophecy wasn’t told, the Emperor or Empress that committed it will have their life cut short.
It didn’t take very long for that to happen.
Wing: Literally fucking why
Mystic: uh
Wing: Who was sitting in there rubbing their hands together evilly and thinking "heheheh I will endanger the lives of everyone by spreading false information at great personal risk to myself as well wahahaha!!!" Oh wait Everyone on the internet
Mystic: good question Mystic: BASICALLY Mystic: also another thing I noticed: apparently I really liked the amnesia trope back in 2013
The first to die after the Prophecy was Wolverine Empress Velma, who missed one crucial phase: instead of saying ‘from the ashes of a White Blossom,’ she said, ‘from the ashes.’ She passed away suddenly, the COD unknown.
Wing: The poor little fish had long loved her from afar, but his affections came to naught with the Empress's untimely death.
"I should have known that I could not dare to challenge fate," the cod wept, a tear escaping to join the silvery waters in which he lived, "for what time, what reason, would there ever come...for a Queen to love a fish?"
Mystic: Oh, right, I abbreviated "cause of death" to "COD".... which was pretty unnecessary xD
Wing: Emperor Jeff and Dear COD are my favorite characters now
Mystic: i am glad that you have found some love within my poorly executed story hahaha xD
After her mix-up, the rest of the Rulers began to die off.
Wing: Math class was forever changed, until the invention of calculators with built-in measuring functions Wing: And by the way:
"I shall even put a slight enchantment on it as well, so you are even less likely to make that mistake"
YOU SUCK, SHADOW. WORST GOD EVER.
Mystic: yeeahhhhhhhh, that probably wasn't the best idea there.
Aaaaand that’s all for now! Let me know if you enjoyed this spork of an original story. If it’s received well, I’d be glad to do it again soon!
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omg thank you for indulging me i’m gonna say too many things :^)
1. have you ever been in love?- i’m gonna go ahead and say yes but it’s v possible i’m just romanticizing the past and not realizing it
2. what are your favourite colours and why?- i really like maroon and navy blue bc they are dark and moody just like me. and i look cute in those colors
3. who was the last person you held hands with?- this boy named hans that i met off of tinder but that fizzled out real quick when he stopped showing any interest in hanging out with me lmao
4. what is your zodiac sign?- scorpio...............obviously
5. how many times have you read your favourite book?- i always say it’s kind of a funny story is my favorite book but i read it again recently and there are def some things in it i don’t much care for but a lot of it i identify with idk but i’ve read it 3 times i think
6. what are your favourite films?- say anything... is my #1 (I have a tattoo for it!) and i really like good will hunting, midnight in paris, short term 12, american ultra, breakfast at tiffany’s...there are so many...........
7. what kind of weather do you like?- ok i think my favorite weather is kind of humid but cool enough that i can wear my sick denim jacket but warm enough that i can still wear shorts lmao its a very particular type of weather
8. do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?- sunsets bc whomst is tryna be up that early
9. what kind of weather represents who you are as a person?- at this point i’m definitely rainy but not the pretty kind like it’s muggy and wet and the sky is more of a brownish than a gray and you keep thinking the sun is gonna come out eventually but it does not
10. what’s your favourite animal?- i like deer and foxes and that’s rooted in my childhood love for naruto which is a mess
11. what is your favourite song right now?- MMM i’m gonna say settle the scar by the hotelier bc the line “i should’ve asked if you could stay” makes me wanna kill myself and idk i’m into music like that
12. what is your favourite song of all time?- HMMMMMMMMMMMmm that’s not really an answerable question. but i’m gonna say twin size mattress by the front bottoms bc one of the lyrics are tattooed on my skin
13. do you like sunny days or rainy days better?- that really depends on my plans but i generally like rainy i think bc i’m a moody b****
14. have you ever been heartbroken? YES CURRENTLY and it’s probably the worst thing i’ve ever gone through in my life :”)
15. what does the perfect kiss feel like?- it feels soft and safe
16. what is your favourite poem?- the one that has stuck with me for a while is “o me o life” by walt whitman but i recently read “wild geese” by mary oliver and that might actually be my favorite ever
17. who are you most inspired by?- i guess my older sisters bc they are so smart and care about the world so much i wanna b like dat
18. are you spiritual?- not at all really i am way too concerned with worldly things
19. what is your favourite plant?- i like pine trees like the ones in oregon. and i just decided dogwood trees are also amazing bc of that one line in old friends by pinegrove
20. what is your favourite feeling?- i like to feel like i belong bc that is so elusive but when i am actually comfortable just being around someone that is when i am most happy
21. what is your favourite word?- “heaux” or “gal”
22. are you an artist?- i would not call myself that but i try to be artistic
23. what is your favourite flower?- i really wish i knew more about flowers but roses are pretty :’)
24. are you happy?- no!
25. what are you thinking about right now?- ok so i’m listening to from indian lakes which makes me think about boy as does everything else so that’s what i’m thinking about right now
26. what emotion do you feel most often?- uhhhhhhhhh is nostalgia an emotion? missing somebody is what i feel most often how sad amirite
27. what is your favourite season?- i
28. are you in a relationship?- no!
29. are you an introvert or extrovert?- i’m so introverted it’s problematic!
30. do you prefer the moon or the stars?- i am a stars gal for sure i get so hyped over shooting stars
31. what is your favourite scent?- i love the smell of.............boys.............by that i mean standard colognes/boy-marketed shampoos n stuff not like boy sweat
32. where do you feel most at home?- NGL i don’t feel super at home anywhere i am constantly antsy but i’ll say concerts of bands i love bc there is a sense of community unlike anything else
33. what scares you the most?- being ALONE forEVER 
34. do you believe in soulmates?- i don’t think so i think you can connect with a lot of people in ur life and it’s really all just about luck not some predestined soulmate thing!
35. what is your favourite thing about yourself?- mmmmmm i like my music taste
36. what is the nicest compliment you’ve received?- i like when people say i’m sweet bc i don’t see that in myself at all but some people do which is crazy!!
37. who is your favourite music artist?- tiny moving parts :)
38. what was your first kiss like?- my first ROMANTIC kiss was an awkward rushed kiss goodnight after which i said “I’ll do better next time!!!” and shut the door real quick. it was cute tho i’m not mad about it
39. are you a sensitive person?- extremely so lmao
40. when was the last time you cried?- i think i cried real heavy 2 days ago just bc that happens to me sometimes
41. do you believe that love can last forever?- YES of course. maybe not heavy passionate love but a softer more realistic version of that 
42. what do you think happens to us when we die?- nuthin tbh i think we just die
43. have you ever broken someone’s heart?- PROBABLY i can be real mean sometimes if we’re being honest with each other
44. what do you think about when you can’t fall asleep at night?- i feel like anyone who follows this blog is WELL AWARE of the answer to this question but i think about m****** w**** b**** and sometimes the fact that i have like no friends and sometimes every single one of my past mistakes
45. do you believe in aliens?- yes why on earth wouldn’t i omg
46. what is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you?- my mom let me cry on her shoulder one time that was unbelievable...and my friends threw me a surprise graduation party which made me cry a lot.....
47. do you find it hard to trust?- almost impossible
48. are you secretive?- yes probably bc of trust issues
49. what colour are your eyes?- ~hazel~
50. do you have a nickname?- my aunt calls me hannah bear but that is about it
lol THANK U for the opportunity 2 share
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“Pls tell me what secrets i dont know about myself”
im only gna be doing sun-mars bc thats all i know in depth so far unfortunately :( but it tells a lot abt urself so lets get started!!
unfortunately i don’t know much about sag suns :( but from what i do know is that your a really easy-going person, and you can get along with people well!! you’re optimistic and love to learn esp when its something ur passionate about! even tho your easy going and can get along with people… ur still a fire sign which means you’ve got a temper.. but a quick one. you’ll probably forget what made you mad after 5 min and you can seem a lil irresponsible. tbh sagittarius suns are a huge mystery to me n im sure theres a good reason for that!
ok so what your gemini moon tells me is that you probably get bored easily.. you like to spice things up which also makes you flexible and adaptable to change., you’re sociable, friendly and you like being around people so i would imagine you to be extroverted. you worry a lot, and you’re indecisive. when it comes to school work or just work/planning in general you… want to do everything all at once and all the time so you’re likely to have a bunch of different projects going on at once which can lead you to be rly irritated which then makes you get really snappy with others!! you like to talk about your feelings/talk things out but…you might have a hard time actually explaining what you’re feeling and might even have a hard time understanding it yourself. some random things are that you probably have a big imagination and/or daydream a lot, you never really know how to react to other peoples emotions, you don’t like/have a routine, you like to analyze people and/or things, and you often feel misunderstood.
scorpio mercury tells me that you’re very very observant.. you have the need to get to the root problem of any issue.. you will dive DEEP to get to know whats going on and get to the core of the problem, its more of a need than a want to figure people out and get RIGHT in their business. that also makes you look suspicious of a lot of things and can annoy a lot of people because of you’re negativity towards it all. you’re very much into communicating which can make a lot of people feel like you’re giving them a lecture instead of talking to them. you probably like to gossip, you would be prone to spilling personal secrets about other people and you defiantly love talking about problems that dont involve yourself! your judgement towards other people is very sharp but when it comes to yourself being involved in a problem your judgement will become cloudy. you HAVE to win in an argument for one reason only: to been seen as the best of the best and let everyone know that YOU’RE number one and that YOU won. when you like someone, you’re really gonna hype them up (which may include tearing someone else down to do so) and the person you’re talking to will defiantly feel motivated and special after you’re done lecturing them about how awesome they are. some random things are that you’re suspicious of everything and expect the worst out of everything and everyone, you may be jealous and see that other people are motivated by jealous and you love challenges (arguments)!
your libra venus tells me that you’re a daydreamer.. you have a picture in your head of what your ideal and perfect relationship looks and how you want everything to be which isnt exactly a good thing because you’ll have lots of trouble finding someone if you don’t open up your mind., communication in a relationship is a key thing for you and it lowkey might turn you on, but when it comes to deeper issues you’re more likely to gloss things over than talk about it in depth. you also (of course) want everything in your relationship to be balanced or else you might go a lil crazy n be unhappy with the situation, but of course you’re always willing to come to a compromise. you have the ABILITY to treat your partner right but wont necessarily do it. you’ll most likely show your charm (instead of aggression) to get what you want. random notes are that you get turned off by aggressiveness, you seem insecure even tho you might not be, you try to impresses people with your ‘kindness’ and you will fully accommodate your life for someone.
last but not least your capricorn mars tells me you like having things in control and you may not come across as enthusiastic. when it comes to your work, you like to be on top of everything and make sure nothing falls behind. you’re goal-oriented, focused and love to work hard. you have good self control and you express your angry in a cool, calm, and collected way.. but you have the need to remain in control which can make you seem a bit scary. random things are you have a strong ability to plan for your future, you set realistic goals, you’re productive, hard on yourself and sometimes on other people as well, when you get angry you’re likely to distract yourself by doing work (any type..fun, hard, easy, etc)
overlaps and strong points: daydreamer, get along with people and your sociable, really like to be the best at everything.. almost like a god complex, you work hard, you’re hard on yourself, observant.
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tumblunni · 6 years
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The Chronicle Of Toil To Transfer Your Sinnohs
Hey boys and girls, do you wanna hug your chimchar in grand 3D? Well Nintendo hears your cries, and has made it as hard as physically possible!
* Buy an entire extra game. Just fuckin do it. You can transfer Unova to pokebank but nothing earlier, so go shell out even more than the original retail price for a preowned copy on amazon. * Potential extra step: BUY AN ENTIRE EXTRA FUCKIN CONSOLE! If you’re like me and don’t have any pokemon-playing friends who live in the same country. Transfer process is local wireless only! luckily tho the 3DS is still compatible with the original DS model that’s relatively cheap to find. (...by which I mean £75..) * Now COMPLETE that whole extra game! i dunno about in BW1 but in BW2 there’s a dumb roadblock keeping you from going to the poke transfer lab until you defeat the elite four. GAHHHHHH * Now go through your box of 400+ pokemon and remove every held item. * Now fly off to Canalave City and delete all their HM moves. Remember you can only hold 6 at a time and you have to delete moves one at a time! * Now talk to the poke transfer guy in BW2. * Now turn off sinnoh. Restart the console, go to DS Download Play and wait to download “poketransfer [insert trainer ID here]”. * Now PLAY A FRIGGIN MINIGAME FOR NO REASON
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* WHY
* The poketransfer minigame is HELL. You have to control a slingshot on the bottom screen that affects a target reticule on the top screen. With realistic slingshot physics, so you have to pull it back with enough power rather than just clicking on the spot. Now on top of unreliable controls you have to hit each pokemon twice to catch it. Hit it once when it peeks its head out from the bush, then once while it jumps between the bushes. Except EVERY POKEMON IS JUMPING AT ONCE and THE HITBOXES ARE BULLSHIT. Also: can you see all six pokemon in that picture? yep, they didn’t even care that some pokemon icons don’t poke out of the bush AT ALL at that damn angle. Happiny is the one that kept screwing me over on my playthrough! Oh and you’re on a time limit and all the pokemon get faster the less you have left. The only small amount of forgiveness you have is that rarely pokemon might crash into each other while jumping and give you like a 0.5 second window of opportunity to nab em both.
* Like.. what were they THINKING? The only idea I had for why this might be here is that its meant to disguise a long loading screen while it transfers, or something. But then WHY DO THEY UN-TRANSFER WHEN YOU LOSE? And why is there another long loading screen after???
* Now wait for that loading screen to finish.
* Now play this minigame again anywhere between 20 and 100 times.
* Oh and its even worse if you wanna transfer from RSE, cos you’ve gotta transfer to sinnoh before you can transfer to unova, even. And the sinnoh transfer has a different stupid ass minigame that’s also limited to six pokemon PER REAL TIME DAY.
* Now load up PokeTransporter and cry that it needs an update. And you can’t find the update on the eShop store. And you can only get the download by loading up PokeBank and following the link there. And you can’t load PokeBank without a compatible cartridge inserted. And you lost your Pokemon Sun last month on your birthday. And you won’t get Ultra Moon for three weeks.
Okay that last bit is more subjective lol, but yeah now I’m just gonna lie down on the floor and sob a bit. And then get up and finish transferring the other 300 pokemon from my other cartridge.. auuugh...
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