#its not

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Accidentally paused on a fantastic frame from the latest Game Changer episode

Apparently Game Changer is now an analog horror series on YouTube/a straight-to-DVD found footage horror movie.

#game changer #dropout #sam reich #game changer spoilers #game changer deja #game changer deja vu #i paused because i was like wait what if the hex code is a word written backwards somehow and needed to write it down before i forgot #its not #as far as i know #anyway #everybody do the wenis

[strawdool]

Guysss my first speedpaint 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Here is the full piece <3

#its not #but its funny #im sorry #narilamb #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #narinder #my art

[bluerosefox]

Fenton Ethics and Test Tube Babies

In order to get the funding they need for their Ghost stuff, Jack and Maddie Fenton had to do some... rather illegal things when they left college.

One of them was testing alien DNA and seeing if it was compatible with human DNA.

However getting their hands on Superman's DNA or any of the main Leaguers would be far to hard for two up coming scientists and would run the risk of them being caught. Instead they set their sights on some of the younger aliens.

Such as Starfire, or rather Koriand'r.

They manage to get their hands on her DNA, and also her boyfriend (Nightwing) at the time and began to test it. They felt unsure with what they're doing but they needed the funding and in order to make themself feel better with what they're doing they decided if they were test her DNA with someone she was seeing it would be... better for their own conscience (it doesn't make what they're doing okay but they think so)

Eventually they succeeded in the testing! A baby can be made between a human and a alien.

HOWEVER because we know how the Fenton's get, they kind of go ahead of what they were only meant to do, which was just to TEST the compatibility of the DNA. Basically the paper's before the test phase.

With them getting tunnel vision on this project... They create said baby.

Then before they could show off that creating a new baby via test tubes actually works, they were told that the paperwork they were working on were going to be given to a new team, thank you for your work, here is the money for your ghost stuff, and have a good day.

The people who hired them then just leave.... Without knowing about the newly made baby.

Jack and Maddie name the baby Jasmine.

A few years later when little Jazz asks for a sibling... Well they bring out the old test tubes and papers.

And even though Starfire is no longer dating Nightwing, her new partner Red Hood would make a wonderful male donor for their future kid.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #Danny and Jazz are half-siblings #Starfire is their mom #Jazz is the test tube baby of Starfire and Nightwing #Danny is the test tube baby of Starfire and Red Hood #Jack and Maddie do questionable things for their work #headcanon the ectoplasim they've been around skewed their morals bad #they think what they do is normal and okay #its not #debating when all of this is found out #maybe when tiny Jazz needs to do a family tree report but doesn't find any pictures of her mom pregnant with her or Danny #but finds the papers telling both Jack and Maddie they couldn't have kids #either of them can't #then she finds the papers for the test tubing and is horrified and stressed to the point her powers start springing up #she decides she needs to get her and toddler Danny OUT asap #OR teen Danny finds out same way for a school thing and stumbles on the papers and freaks out #finds their science journal and discovers they have noticed his ghost powers but think its his alien powers and have been taking notes #he feels sick and panicked and needs to bring this to Jazz and GET OUT #jazz fenton

[cogentranting]

The thing that almost never gets brought up in "banned books" conversations but that I think is essential to address, is the distinction between "students shouldn't be allowed to read this" and "students shouldn't be required to read this".

There is a wide gulf between removing a book from a curriculum list and removing a book from a library but I almost never hear that acknowledged.

#i have a lot more thoughts on this with examples but im supposed to be working right now #and this isnt to suggest a black and white mentality of 'removing a book from curriculum is always fine' #its not #but there is nuance there that very often gets drowned out by outraged cries of 'censorship' or pithy little slogans that obfuscate #the issue rather than actually engaging and figuring out where the lines should be drawn

[mechanicalinfection]

he just needs a moment to reevaluate his life after i gave him too much trauma

#so #whos going to end up giving him a kiss? #art #the mechanic's crafts #digital art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #doodle #dont mind this one its lore art i swera #its not #vent art #i swear #anyways :33 #he needs a little kissy

[bam-bo0zle]

its summer!!! :)

#its not #but whatever #les mis #art #les miserables #artist #digital art #fanart #les mis musical #valvert #javert #jean valjean #original art

[biterflies]

the best thing about bart allen is that you can make up any bullshit hobby or skill and bart probably knows how to do it in canon. acting? obviously. playing guitar? apsolutely! drawing? duh. forensics? he knows that too! drums? most likely! reading lips? hes not great but he can do it. disarming a bomb? why WOULDNT he know how to do it. go nuts, hes a trump card. a jack of all trades. he runs on loony tunes logic anything is possible

#most of these things are pulled from canon #hes a skill monkey #which is fair #what else is he supposed to do with superspeed #he just learns anything #bart allen #bart allen has a prosthetic knee #impulse #people keep thinking this is about the simpsons #its not

[hellenhighwater]

Hi Hell, congrats on the exciting foster kitten news!

I just applied to adopt a kitten and had my interview for her today. The woman seemed most interested in convincing me of how terrible dry food, traditional litter (she preferred clay), and tap water is for cats. She said the carbohydrates and ingredients were terrible for their kidneys, the dust in litter is bad for their lungs, and the chlorine in water is harmful. I have a 12 year old cat named Scipio who has been using those things all his life, and now I feel guilty and scared for his health. He seems perfectly healthy to me but she said “cats are stoic.” What do you use with the Tiny Terrors? Is she extreme?

Well, I'm not a vet, so the actual answer is that your cat should be getting what their doctor recommends. But I've had those conversations with people before, and I can give my two cents--just take it with a grain of salt.

So...it's basically always true that you can spend more money on fancier 'health' options and there is, to some extent, benefit to the pricier choices. But there's a point at which that benefit is pretty minimal compared to what you get for the midrange price options. This is as true for pet health as it is for people health.

It's true that wet food is usually a better option for cats. Among other things, it helps them stay at a healthy level of hydration, can be easier on their digestive systems, and is often more palatable for cats who are elderly or have dental problems. But that doesn't mean that dry food is inadequate--Mal and Vice used to split a can of wet food daily, and graze dry food whenever they wanted. They're currently eating almost exclusively dry food, because Vice is on a sensitive skin and stomach diet to help address his overgrooming. I would avoid the bottom-end dry foods, because they seem prone to contamination, but that's more manufacturer quality than an issue with the dry food generally. Dry food is usually a nutritionally complete way to feed a cat, and there's nothing wrong with it.

Mal and Vice drink tap water. They have a bowl of still water, and a fountain with an inbuilt filter. The fountain is because if they don't have running water, they will make running water by splashing their bowls all over. I can't speak to chlorine but it's definitely healthier than drinking out of puddles, which is what they would be doing if left to their own devices.

They use clay litter because that's what's effective and affordable. When I'm changing it out I generally give it a few minutes for dust to settle before I let them at it--someone always wants to make a deposit in the clean box--but there's pros and cons to all the litter options out there.

In a perfect world with infinite resources, I'd be feeding the cats a careful balanced diet of fresh-prepared meats and filtered spring water, and they'd take dumps in a tiny kitty toilet that cleaned itself without my help. But that's not really practical or achievable for me, my life, or my cats, and frankly, it's not necessary. I want them to have a good life. It doesn't need to be a perfect one. If your cat is doing well, and their vet is giving them a clean bill of health, you probably have nothing to worry about. I'm not a professional; you should consult your vet and research options for yourself (which is what I do) but you're not doing anything wrong here.

I will say that when I was going through the process of adopting Mal and Vice, some places (usually private rescues) wanted me to jump through INSANE hoops to even apply. I respect that their hearts are in the right place, but... There are hundreds of kittens in shelters right now that need homes desperately, and the quality of the cat has very little to do with the quality of the rescue--they might have more or less vet work done, depending on where they're coming from, but nobody's managed to fundamentally change the nature of the beast. If you can provide a safe home, food, clean water, and attention to a cat, that's really all they need. The rest is just gravy.

#look i deal with a lot of animal cruelty in a professional context #and if your cat is having their basic needs met #and is healthy and happy and safe #then youre good #there is so much worse that their life could be #there's always someone who thinks anyone not providing the absolute platinum standard of care is somehow neglect #its not #there's always a better best bestest thing #but that doesnt mean other options are bad

[sunbun-fnaf]

"I know just what to do!" Springtrap laughed in his throat.

And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and coat.

He chuckled, and clucked, "What a great bunny trick!"

"With this hat and coat, I look just like Saint Nick!"

#MERRY CHRISTMAS AND OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!! A LITTTLE LATE BUT!!!! I MEAN!!! IT COUNTS!!!! #ITS STILL THE 25TH!!!!!!! IT COUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #merry christmas #happy holidays #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf fanart #fnaf art #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddy's #fnaf springtrap #fnaf 3 springtrap #springtrap fanart #springtrap fnaf #fnaf 3 #springtraps in his grinch era #is that all the tags #ITS NOT #my art #myart #OK THATS ALL THE TAGS

[stevethehairington]

really fucking sick and tired of people who really fucking love the eddie book jumping on people who don't like or are even remotely critical of it's posts and like crusading their opinions around from the top of their high horses and shoving it down our throats.

if you like the book, great! that's awesome! love that for you! i am genuinely glad that you were able to find good in it and enjoy it!!

but not everyone did, and not everyone is going to agree with you. so, instead of going on some grand crusade where you find every single post that includes anything even remotely negative or negative adjacent or even neutrally critical and spending ALL this time and effort trying to provide unwanted rebuttals to every single thing, maybe you should just stay in your lane and find people who DO like the book and chat about it with them.

because i can PROMISE YOU, none of us appreciate it when you come onto our posts and start accusing us of "hating on" the author or "being rude" about her and her work and RIDICULOUS shit like that.

being critical of something and pointing out it's flaws is NOT inherently hating on it. i, frankly, do not know where people got that notion, but it's not fucking true so can we fucking quit assuming it is? and, critiquing something is also NOT the same as saying this is shit and it sucks and the author is a piece of garbage. again, where the fuck that came from is beyond me. you can be critical of something and still enjoy it. as soooo many of you love to point out, it's not perfect, why should it be perfect? so D U H. of course that means criticism can and should arise???

also. hot take (by which i mean ice fucking cold because it's NOT a fucking hot take), but going around toting FALSE facts as part of your "defense" does not make you or your argument look good. you, like the author, should maybe do a basic fact check first. 🙃

tldr, if you like the book, that's genuinely great, but stay in your fucking lane and stop seeking out posts from people who didn't like it to start shit in the notes.

#flight of icarus #stranger things #this has happened to me and to so many of my friends and im fucking SICK of it #i didn't even hate the book either!! i thought it was just okay #and yet i STILL get all these book lovers jumping down my throat about things i say about the book #things that - HONESTLY are not even like that scathing!!!!! #like god damn all im asking for is a little BASIC effort from the author and they all think thats me asking for her head on a platter #its NOT #i have no problem with the author #she's whatever to me honestly just a vessel through which the book was given to us #ALSO she is some nebulous blob way outside my orbit. AS IN any critiques i have of her and her work are NOT direct assaults on her??? #like i dont fucking KNOW her #im not saying any of this to her face #she is a published writer she should KNOW the risks she is taking when she publishes her writing #not everyone is going to like it! there are going to be people who are critical of it! there are going to be people who hate it! #critiques and pointing out mistakes and wishing for things to have been different is not a fucking direct attack #those things are actually pretty fucking common responses to ANYTHING #and a lot of times theyre actually meant as useful helpful things geared towards improvement and not something to tear someone down with #some people on the internet need to go touch grass and learn how to CRITICALLY THINK again #the world is not as black and white as you think #n e ways. rant over. if you stuck around through all of that kudos to you. i am just. at the end of my rope with this bullshit.

[dear-ao3]

taylor swift did not release is it over now for harry styles she actually released it for every ferrari fan watching a charles win slip further out of their grasp

#yes it is #not a tag #from saph #f1 #charles in austin going from p1 to p6 #his fans: was it over then???? #charles getting dsqd #his fans: IS IT OVER NOW???? #its not

[wilsonfanboy]

willy wonka x the unknown enemies to lovers fic coming soon

#Its not #gay #the unknown #the unknown wonka #willy wonka #Tf do I even tag this as #Yaoi #the willy wonka experience

[pompurumi]

♡ : GYARU SALAD FINGERS 💞

Probably while playing flappy bird on his flipphone.

Never make friends on discord. Because this is what they do to you.

#david firth #salad fingers #salad fingers fanart #this is a joke #i promise #i lied #its not

[thatweirdorangeperson]

HII IM BACK AGAIN I HAVENT POSTED HERE SINCE LAST YEAR ITS CRAZY but after this whole time i had the time to actually practice while watchin videos and using like- references(which helped me out a lot) ‼️‼️‼️🎉🎉🎉🗣🗣

ANYWAY ENJOY AFFECTIONATE RICK I DREW BECAUSR IM CRYING OVER EM ALL THE TIME.,.❤️

btw no this isn’t in ship art, let a grandpa be a grandpa for pete’s sake,., GO AWYE U PROSH***RS BRUH☹️

#i love this show sm #rick and morty #morty smith #rnm #rick #morty #rick being nice is rare so i do it myself #i cry over a stupid abusive alcoholic grandpa n his anxious awkward grandson i wanna cry #please help #i need a therapist #been a while #sorry guys #rick and morty fanart #NO THIS ISNT SHIPPING GO AWAY!!! #this isnt ship art #leave me alone #no ship #SERIOUSLY IM SERIOUS #ITS NOT #go away PROSHIPPERS #grrr #GRRRRR #mort #btw morty needs a hug dawg

[caljordan]

people on tumblr: it's so funny how Wilson is as insane as House me, a montrealer: yeah he went to McGill University, what do you expect?

#mcgill #the 4 big universities in montreal are all public #yet mcgill has insane administrative fees #that people think its a private school #its not #the tuition fees is exactly the same as conco udem and uqam #anyway this is just gentle uni rivalry lmao #house md #james wilson

[birdinabowl]

Frisk goes by they/them and I’m biting the next person who says otherwise

#“it’s the players choice” #ITS NOT #FACT CHECK YOURSELF #frisk #undertale frisk #undertale #birds rambles