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#its not as woke as you think it is. its weird.
pseudophan · 3 days
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nora I need you to know that last night I had a dream that phil showed his bare ass in a video and then he said something about not wanting to show his face because he had a zit on his nose and then Dan started talking babytalk to him like "awww but its such a cute little zit" and then I tried going to tumblr to see the absolute breakdown I knew everyone would be having but I immediately got a virus on my phone and then I woke up in a cold sweat.
I hope this wasn't a premonition
see, no, now i feel like too many people are having weird dan and phil dreams. we can't have this leading up to april 1st we're accidentally manifesting something horrible
the phone virus sends me though. like yeah that would happen i think
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pomegranateboba · 2 days
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Hiii girlie pop skibidi toilet bom bom jgwwkvwiwgwiwbwiw (wow i am so funny)
Can u make the ArcTwi boy with the Summoner who makes weapon like, yk, machine gun and the summoner, with the magic they learned, added some extra stuff to the machine gun and... Well...
Anw have a nice day girlie pop ily 🥰😘😘
hello pookie anon 🤩what extra stuff though 🤨 I'm just gonna assume its like glitter or something and not whatever I'm thinking rn (milk-) I don't know what to name this headcanon 💀
Arcturus
He turned the corner and was hit with a face-full of orange glitter
And the orange glitter turned him into an orange juice machine
Yeah now you have Arcky the orange juice machine
He was not expecting that at all
He knew about your machine gun, he knows about your passion for making weapons
But why Summoner. Why.
Free orange juice I suppose
Time to go collect the rest now that you have placed orange juice machine Arcky in your room
Spica
You found him in his office
"What do you need, Summoner-?"
He was cut off due to green glitter in his face. Now, he's a ladle
He was disappointed but not surprised at your behaviour
He feels weird no doing paperwork because he is now an inanimate object
Now we have ladle Spica, what next
You placed ladle Spica next to orange juice machine Arcturus and went outside
Alpheratz
He was just asleep under his tree, why do you have to do this
He didn't notice anything
You gave him red glitter and now he's a spatula
He didn't realise what was happening until he woke up as a spatula on your desk in your room, placed next to ladle Spica and orange juice machine Arcturus
He assumed it was Pollux or Sirius at first, but then again he was in your room
He suspected that machine gun
Ah well, Spica can't nag him if he's a spatula, also Spica is a ladle now
He went back to sleep
Pollux
Pollux was just trying to find Arcky
He cam up to you after class and asked you where Arcky was
And then pink glitter occurs
And poof now he's a toaster
Pollux was speechless. Not like he has a choice. He's a toaster now.
Somehow, he wasn't surprised
Wants to ask you what spell you used after he's not a toaster anymore
You placed Poaster next to Spadle, Alpatula and Arcky (I don't know how to put Arcturus and orange juice machine together-)
4 down, 2 to go. Gotta get them all, as the wise people say
Vega
Poor guy, he just wanted to go out with you
You gave him the glitter treatment
And from the blue glitter was a teaspoon
You always knew he was the little spoon
Vega was just...no
He wanted to go out, no? So you placed him in your jacket pocket so that he can hang around you
Time to find the red flag
Sirius
It actually wasn't that hard to find him
He was in his room, trying to fix his hair
Someone had put something in his shampoo and now his hair is all wonky
You managed to sneak in and purple glitter him
He was actually trying to avoid you, because he saw how you glittered Arcky
But due to plot, he is now a meat grinder. Why? Idk.
Sirius was like: *surprised pikachu face*
Or it would be if meat grinders had faces
You happily skipped back to your room with Sirius the meat grinder in your arms and Vega the teaspoon in your pocket
We got them all >:)
Rigel
Plot twist: Rigel was your accomplice
Only for Sirius though, he was the one who messed up Sirius's stuff
In return for helping you, he was spared from the glitter treatment
That machine gun scares him
More peace and quiet for him, so he didn't object
He didn't wanna help at first, until you pulled out the gun
He's just gonna pretend nothing happened and that he was not involved
But if you tell on him, he will find you
I feel like this is less about the machine gun and more about the kitchen utensils-
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jenna-louise-jamie · 11 days
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thinking about yassen gregorovich instead of sleeping (because i love him) and how he is a catalyst. yassen stabbs ash -> ash kills john rider -> ian rider raises alex -> yassen kills ian rider -> mi6 blackmails alex into becoming a teenage spy.
i have so many thoughts that i can't properly articulate. obviously this is a simplified chain of events, but yassen and his choices set off a chain reaction of the world's most unfortunate dominos. especially when you read russian roulette. to be clear im not necessarily trying to blame him for everything because that feels very mean. he was also just a 14 year old kid when everything in his life went wrong, just like alex. only difference being yassen literally had no one.
i think i should write an essay about this because i haven't even gotten into my thoughts about what yassen and alex's dynamic would look like past eagle strike. i would imagine it'd be similar to ellie and joel from the last of us part 2.
where obviously yassen loves alex and alex on some level cares for yassen back but struggles to reconcile that with the fact that yassen is responsible for his uncle's death. a very unforgivable act. it would be so messy and complicated and angsty, because on one hand here is an adult who truly cares about him and has a connection with him through his father. yassen could tell alex about john, and trust that yassen truly wants whats best for him. but he killed ian, and he cannot take that back.
while alex reels from those feelings, yassen is also trying to reconcile his love of alex with the knowledge that he on some level is responsible for the suffering alex endured at the hands of mi6. and possibly even the fact that alex's godfather is the one who killed john and helen.
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chiarrara · 2 months
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Less than 5 minutes into the next arc and Naruto's daydreaming about protecting a damsel in distress Sasuke.........okay
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pcktknife · 7 months
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speaking of nightmares I had a double feature one last night
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cloudysfluffs · 9 days
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Don’t listen to haters, everything ever spread about Vivzie was disproven. Your art is cute.
LMAOOOOOOOO NO IT WASNT????????!!??!?!?
#WEIRD take man#first of all there are so many accusations about viv this is so unspecefic#also. no they havent?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ive seen so much proof. i see more every single day#i mean thank you. for the compliment.#but being critical about media (even media you enjoy) is a good thing.#its important to unpack how the creators beliefs influence the work they produce#disc horse#this is the first thing i saw when i woke up today and it baffled me so much that i couldnt sleep more like i planned lol#anyway. im not saying anyone cant enjoy the show(s). obviously i do A LITTLE if im making fanart#im not saying you have to drop a media if its creators are problematic. in facf i dont like that take#just remember you are not immune to propaganda and vivzies rac/ist/anti/semetic opinions are very much influencing these characters writing#and things like her (SELF ADMITTED) ra/pe fet/ish arent helping.#sorry. this is a rant ive been wanting to say for a while bur have never got to lol#im just so confhsed by what this person even meant??? some of the bad shit shes done is IN THE SHOW. its in there#you can see it. with your eyes . help#anyway again this is literally the first thing i saw when i woke up LMAO if i completely misinterpreted this ask lemme knkw#the assumption that ive just taken the word of a few ''haters'' and havent done my own research into this topic is kind of insulting#what did you expect me to say....??? did you think id just be like 'oh ok :3' ans blindly retract all negative statements
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colorful-horses · 1 year
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Seriously got so heated thinking about High Guardian Spice again that I wrote a whole video essay script about it. A whole script about a show that nobody cares about anymore. I've got brainrot
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nezzling · 4 months
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It's not up to you to decide if you're good enough for me, it's up to me to decide if I like you enough to keep you around. I'm so sick of people bailing on me cause essentially they don't like themselves and let that self loathing convince them I must feel the same. If I'm actively giving you time and attention, it's cause I think you're good enough for that. Stop leaving me cause you don't like yourself, that's weird, you should leave me cause I'm unbearably annoying at least wtf
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allaganexarch · 6 months
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for whatever it's worth i did it
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todayisafridaynight · 8 months
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cant find my first post where i said this Cause I Absolutely Did Have A First Post But Tumblr's Tagging System Is Ass so im making a new one anyway Still Funny yayoi was like 'daigo's a party animal. absolutely out of control. he's a freak' and then kiryu walks in and this dude's just sooooooooo Not Here. there is no greater vibe than him Not wanting to be there. his maxed out charisma stat accidentally spawned a party around him and now he can't leave because despite him """"being done with people"""" he still has enough social grace and awareness to not tell everyone to piss off and die
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natsmagi · 8 months
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I'm a fandom old, so I'd also say there's a strand of entitlement that's always been around fandom, but it's so much more normal now (for both artists and writers) since fandom's become less of a haven for weirdos and more mainstream. Fan writers and artists create FOR FREE and share with us, so complaining or being an arsehole about it is frankly shit.
YEAH....... ive been in online fandoms for like a decade now myself so 😭
if i were to guess id say its probably because nowadays people grow up online and have their whole identities and social circles online too, and its usually very young people who act this entitled towards creatives. it seems a majority of them believe that what you consume and how you consume it reflects your character because theyve made what they consume such a heavy feature of their identity but thats just. not true? you cannot get an accurate understanding of another person based solely off you stalking their page. it sucks too because young people tend to be more reactionary and react based off emotion so their judgement will be even further clouded. not to mention since theyre so judgmental of anyone who disagrees with this they end up forming an echo chamber which just. oh man.
alot of the arguments i see can basically be reduced to "this makes me uncomfortable so that means its immoral and should be eradicated" and thats just. a Really bad mindset to have..... if you cant handle certain things youre much better off muting/blocking and curating your online experience appropriately. this isnt the real world after all, our creative art and writing does not involve reality, its often an escape from it. it is not us creatives responsibility to ensure your online experience is full of sunshine and rainbows. most you can criticize us for is if we tagged the posts appropriately. and then making sure those tags are muted is YOUR responsibility. please take care of yourselves. we dont want you hurting, but we are our own individuals with our own life stories and we should be allowed to express those
the internet will never be a safe haven for everyone. what you may deem immoral might be another persons way of expressing emotions that are killing them inside, and i think thats the beauty of art. it is a purely subjective medium that can mean something completely different depending on the person viewing it. like fuck man theres so many things i find deeply upsetting so i just do my best in blocking it out of my sight. am i still gonna stumble upon those upsetting things in the wild? of COURSE i am, especially since some of what i find upsetting may not be that big of a deal to a majority of the population, and thats unfortunately the reality we have to live with. all we can really do is ask those close to us to be mindful and choose who we engage with carefully
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gramarye · 7 days
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this is some lame ass linguistics major shit but considering how much i've had hammered in that language shapes your worldview (and i agree) i think why i've always felt personally Weird about english pronouns (and any gendered pronoun language but english particularly because obviously that's what I've had to use the most) is because both my native languages have gender neutral pronouns and i hate the thought of having to Pick One and have that define me, it doesn't feel natural (to me! in specific relation to me as a person!)
and i think when i was younger, like a teen, i was just frustrated with the idea of gendered pronouns in general, now i definitely understand why they're important for a lot of people and just like. the difference in culture and how you can't just Do Away With Them especially if you live in a place where gendered language is the norm and why it's important for identity to have people address you in a certain way. and in general you should just always respect peoples wishes Obviously
but i think that's why i genuinely feel like i just wanna be an Any Pronouns kinda person i think my brain just genuinely doesn't comprehend myself like that and i really don't care about it. like which one you use for me doesn't really matter because it is just A Pronoun to me because there is just one in both my native languages and so i don't really think myself of like that. does this make sense. like i really don't care if you use exclusively she/her or he/him or they/them or change them or literally whatever. its cool
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wrynnindoubt · 4 months
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So
The new doctor who is godawful.
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neorxnawangs · 9 months
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if you want to start posting about media that is a little more complex and mature in it’s themes than you’re used to then that’s fine. have fun <3. but everyone knows when they see your post in the tag that your main source of entertainment is fanfiction and you post ‘fandomincorrectquotes’ five times a day
#sorry i just saw THE most DISPICABLE hannibal post i almost threw up#these guys are NOT NORMAL they do not have these NORMAL PROBLEMS they are WEIRD and try to KILL EACH OTHER!♥️♥️💔💔 FOR FUN#i just hate the way fandom tends to sand down characters to make them more palatable to make their words fit popular fandom phrases to make#writing fanfic easier. free yourselves tumblrinas. embrace the fucked up#for a website that is all about cannobalizm and shit you’d think people would know how to act about hannibal. and it was a POPULAR POST TOO.#cannibalism. cannobalizm is when you jump in the pool and make a really big splash <3#anyways. this isnt just about hannibal this happens to everything and it drives me nuts. house md. it. i recently reread the hobbit and#wanted to post about it and was reminded of the other people talk and think about bilbo my favorite character ever bilbo#i just. sometimes you can TELL when someone hasnt fully engaged with the piece of media theyre supposed to love. theyve only engaged with#the fandom on tumblr. it’s like trying to find gold in dirt thats been thru five hundred sifters. maybe youll find a CRUMB but be real.#also. btw. if you want to engage with more complex themes in media i am not gatekeeping you or whatever i think it’s great. but there is a#learning curve and i want you to overcome it i want you to engage meaningfully!#my post#like i am not above the fandomfication sometimes its funny but at the end of the day. this is a real show with real characters and you are#purposefully misinterpreting them. for fandom on tumblr.#please stop#sorry for posting at four in the morning my dog woke me up an hour ago by barfin on my rug <3 hes my baby
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pisstheon · 10 months
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had the weirdest dream..
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vogelmeister · 5 months
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can i just say for a city that has the most known blank space loop, and for an album rebranded as beach, sydney australia did not turn on the beach like weather on this holy 1989 tv release day
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