nora I need you to know that last night I had a dream that phil showed his bare ass in a video and then he said something about not wanting to show his face because he had a zit on his nose and then Dan started talking babytalk to him like "awww but its such a cute little zit" and then I tried going to tumblr to see the absolute breakdown I knew everyone would be having but I immediately got a virus on my phone and then I woke up in a cold sweat.
I hope this wasn't a premonition
see, no, now i feel like too many people are having weird dan and phil dreams. we can't have this leading up to april 1st we're accidentally manifesting something horrible
the phone virus sends me though. like yeah that would happen i think
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Hiii girlie pop skibidi toilet bom bom jgwwkvwiwgwiwbwiw (wow i am so funny)
Can u make the ArcTwi boy with the Summoner who makes weapon like, yk, machine gun and the summoner, with the magic they learned, added some extra stuff to the machine gun and... Well...
Anw have a nice day girlie pop ily 🥰😘😘
hello pookie anon 🤩what extra stuff though 🤨 I'm just gonna assume its like glitter or something and not whatever I'm thinking rn (milk-) I don't know what to name this headcanon 💀
Arcturus
He turned the corner and was hit with a face-full of orange glitter
And the orange glitter turned him into an orange juice machine
Yeah now you have Arcky the orange juice machine
He was not expecting that at all
He knew about your machine gun, he knows about your passion for making weapons
But why Summoner. Why.
Free orange juice I suppose
Time to go collect the rest now that you have placed orange juice machine Arcky in your room
Spica
You found him in his office
"What do you need, Summoner-?"
He was cut off due to green glitter in his face. Now, he's a ladle
He was disappointed but not surprised at your behaviour
He feels weird no doing paperwork because he is now an inanimate object
Now we have ladle Spica, what next
You placed ladle Spica next to orange juice machine Arcturus and went outside
Alpheratz
He was just asleep under his tree, why do you have to do this
He didn't notice anything
You gave him red glitter and now he's a spatula
He didn't realise what was happening until he woke up as a spatula on your desk in your room, placed next to ladle Spica and orange juice machine Arcturus
He assumed it was Pollux or Sirius at first, but then again he was in your room
He suspected that machine gun
Ah well, Spica can't nag him if he's a spatula, also Spica is a ladle now
He went back to sleep
Pollux
Pollux was just trying to find Arcky
He cam up to you after class and asked you where Arcky was
And then pink glitter occurs
And poof now he's a toaster
Pollux was speechless. Not like he has a choice. He's a toaster now.
Somehow, he wasn't surprised
Wants to ask you what spell you used after he's not a toaster anymore
You placed Poaster next to Spadle, Alpatula and Arcky (I don't know how to put Arcturus and orange juice machine together-)
4 down, 2 to go. Gotta get them all, as the wise people say
Vega
Poor guy, he just wanted to go out with you
You gave him the glitter treatment
And from the blue glitter was a teaspoon
You always knew he was the little spoon
Vega was just...no
He wanted to go out, no? So you placed him in your jacket pocket so that he can hang around you
Time to find the red flag
Sirius
It actually wasn't that hard to find him
He was in his room, trying to fix his hair
Someone had put something in his shampoo and now his hair is all wonky
You managed to sneak in and purple glitter him
He was actually trying to avoid you, because he saw how you glittered Arcky
But due to plot, he is now a meat grinder. Why? Idk.
Sirius was like: *surprised pikachu face*
Or it would be if meat grinders had faces
You happily skipped back to your room with Sirius the meat grinder in your arms and Vega the teaspoon in your pocket
We got them all >:)
Rigel
Plot twist: Rigel was your accomplice
Only for Sirius though, he was the one who messed up Sirius's stuff
In return for helping you, he was spared from the glitter treatment
That machine gun scares him
More peace and quiet for him, so he didn't object
He didn't wanna help at first, until you pulled out the gun
He's just gonna pretend nothing happened and that he was not involved
But if you tell on him, he will find you
I feel like this is less about the machine gun and more about the kitchen utensils-
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I'm a fandom old, so I'd also say there's a strand of entitlement that's always been around fandom, but it's so much more normal now (for both artists and writers) since fandom's become less of a haven for weirdos and more mainstream. Fan writers and artists create FOR FREE and share with us, so complaining or being an arsehole about it is frankly shit.
YEAH....... ive been in online fandoms for like a decade now myself so 😭
if i were to guess id say its probably because nowadays people grow up online and have their whole identities and social circles online too, and its usually very young people who act this entitled towards creatives. it seems a majority of them believe that what you consume and how you consume it reflects your character because theyve made what they consume such a heavy feature of their identity but thats just. not true? you cannot get an accurate understanding of another person based solely off you stalking their page. it sucks too because young people tend to be more reactionary and react based off emotion so their judgement will be even further clouded. not to mention since theyre so judgmental of anyone who disagrees with this they end up forming an echo chamber which just. oh man.
alot of the arguments i see can basically be reduced to "this makes me uncomfortable so that means its immoral and should be eradicated" and thats just. a Really bad mindset to have..... if you cant handle certain things youre much better off muting/blocking and curating your online experience appropriately. this isnt the real world after all, our creative art and writing does not involve reality, its often an escape from it. it is not us creatives responsibility to ensure your online experience is full of sunshine and rainbows. most you can criticize us for is if we tagged the posts appropriately. and then making sure those tags are muted is YOUR responsibility. please take care of yourselves. we dont want you hurting, but we are our own individuals with our own life stories and we should be allowed to express those
the internet will never be a safe haven for everyone. what you may deem immoral might be another persons way of expressing emotions that are killing them inside, and i think thats the beauty of art. it is a purely subjective medium that can mean something completely different depending on the person viewing it. like fuck man theres so many things i find deeply upsetting so i just do my best in blocking it out of my sight. am i still gonna stumble upon those upsetting things in the wild? of COURSE i am, especially since some of what i find upsetting may not be that big of a deal to a majority of the population, and thats unfortunately the reality we have to live with. all we can really do is ask those close to us to be mindful and choose who we engage with carefully
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